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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:49Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:53No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:04Thank you.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:47Rejuvenate.
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:02:14Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24Be Lysander Armstrong. His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:29He's so hot. Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money, fame, power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25No!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:43That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:44The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:03:59Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:16Hold still.
00:04:23What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:25Okay, then let's go.
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:30Come on. Come on.
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:50I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:56Don't worry, General.
00:04:58I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:49He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:04If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:17Wait a second.
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:21That's correct.
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:27That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:43I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her.
00:06:47James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:56There's no need.
00:07:11I'll save your son.
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's going to save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly.
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:35I bet it has fleas.
00:07:37That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:48Don't touch him.
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:58I'll take it from here.
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:36Let's go.
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:55All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:23I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, if he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband.
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:52I mean, look at her.
00:09:54Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:03Continue wasting your time.
00:10:05But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease.
00:10:51Has a peanut allergy.
00:10:53And the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right.
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:14Hmm.
00:11:15This?
00:11:17Hmm.
00:11:18Hmm.
00:11:22It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:37I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:45years?
00:11:45We are all certified.
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:12:03Endo-genic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it, because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me,
00:13:11and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:15Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:40There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry.
00:13:45I got this.
00:13:48It's a deal.
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:38What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her.
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:57What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:16Oh, yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure.
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course.
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:12If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:35I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:44This isn't fatal.
00:16:45She'll live.
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:02Every second counts.
00:17:04Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on.
00:17:20You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure.
00:17:28Invite everyone in.
00:17:29All right.
00:17:31But I warn you, no funny business.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:13You can do it.
00:18:17Now, I'm sorry.
00:18:26¡Gracias!
00:18:54¡Gracias!
00:19:18¡Gracias!
00:19:51No.
00:19:51I'm not going to let this homeless hoochy mama trap my son.
00:19:57I'm gonna save him myself.
00:19:59No, thanks!
00:20:01Aw!
00:20:03You see that General?
00:20:04This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:07This is a witchcraft.
00:20:09I know what this is!
00:20:11This is the dark witch.
00:20:13I've heard of her.
00:20:14She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men
00:20:19And then she eats them alive
00:20:20I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son
00:20:23James, get the SWAT team
00:20:26Yes, sir
00:20:30You regain consciousness
00:20:42Help me
00:20:43I just want to
00:20:48Something's wrong
00:20:52You were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00That's the only thing I'm saving you from
00:21:09Sir?
00:21:10The SWAT team is here
00:21:12Captain Morales
00:21:15My son is trapped behind there
00:21:17With a devious, man-eating witch
00:21:20I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:23Rest assured, General Armstrong
00:21:25We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:42Who the fuck are you?
00:21:44And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:47Good, you're awake
00:21:49I'm saving you
00:21:50Saving me?
00:21:51By baiting with me
00:21:53Who are you?
00:21:54You're a fucking spy?
00:21:56Talk
00:21:57I swear to God
00:21:57I'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:05I will never
00:22:06Oh, really?
00:22:21Look who's guilty now
00:22:25Look, I don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26Alright, but it is a biological fact
00:22:29A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:33And her breasts
00:22:34It's science, okay?
00:22:36It just means that my body
00:22:37Oh, shut up
00:22:40You're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43And I'm a professional
00:22:44I hear Lysander's voice
00:22:46Captain, do something now
00:22:48Ready
00:22:54We're almost there
00:22:56Aim
00:22:58Get him, boys
00:23:00Get him
00:23:02Fire
00:23:05Fire
00:23:21Those demons
00:23:22How is this possible?
00:23:24It's not even a scratch
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic
00:23:28Of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person
00:23:34She's not the dark witch
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong
00:23:38You are too easily fooled
00:23:40This homeless psycho
00:23:41Doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:43How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right
00:23:46The Queen Angel and I
00:23:48Are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51If we can't save him
00:23:52No one can
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer
00:23:55Think about it
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01You're right
00:24:01This homeless girl is maybe
00:24:04The goddess
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:10No, no
00:24:12Absolutely not
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now
00:24:18What we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:21You're wrong, sir
00:24:22This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:24:27It's called borderline revival
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:32But only temporarily
00:24:34It's a trick
00:24:35To pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:41I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:44To kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:47My son doesn't deserve this
00:24:49He is dying right now
00:24:51Naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:53With a smelly vagrant
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:56The witch doctor
00:24:57Only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands
00:25:04You heal him
00:25:05I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09I don't know who you are
00:25:10But there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:17This is it
00:25:18The finishing touch
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:23So we can both survive
00:25:43It's poison gas
00:25:45The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master Lysander
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:55No, don't worry, general
00:25:56Gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:25:59Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you
00:26:17But it's now or never
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes
00:26:34Wait a second
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there
00:26:40Don't point your fingers at me
00:26:42If your brother's dead
00:26:44It's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:46Oh my god
00:26:46Yeah
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55If you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:57This is taking way too long
00:27:00Captain Morales
00:27:01It's time to get out
00:27:02The big guns
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07Bazooka
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:11Crap, oh my god
00:27:12Get back, sucker
00:27:15Ready
00:27:16Aim
00:27:17Oh, shit
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted
00:27:38Shoot her dead now
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down
00:27:45Don't listen to her
00:27:46She's a fraud
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine
00:27:49I just saved this man
00:27:51That otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53If I'm a termite
00:27:54Then
00:27:55You're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:57Wait a second
00:27:58Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02You can see for yourself
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07That is it
00:28:08No more stalling, General
00:28:09If you won't punish her
00:28:11I will
00:28:16Don't hurt her
00:28:21He's a cure
00:28:28His pulse is regular
00:28:29In fact, it's never been better
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad
00:28:48Lysander's warm again
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51And his heart is strong
00:28:52Come, feel it
00:28:55I saved my son
00:28:57Thank you
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:01Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:03By their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06I've learned my lesson
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:12Wait, wait, no, no
00:29:14There is only one person in the world
00:29:16Who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen, angel, and I
00:29:22The goddess healer
00:29:27Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:35And you don't look a day after 20
00:29:37It doesn't matter who I am
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:46Take care
00:29:47No, wait
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:51He's right
00:29:53We are men of our words
00:29:54And as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59And you did just that
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry
00:30:08I...
00:30:09I'm already engaged
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19And he's coming back today
00:30:21But don't be disappointed
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special
00:30:25I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised
00:30:35Take the gold
00:30:36No, really
00:30:38I don't need anything
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiancé
00:30:48He's back
00:30:49And he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53I must go
00:31:00Hobo close
00:31:01Halo glow
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:06It was just dumb luck
00:31:08She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:11She could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:13Marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around
00:31:20I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26Oh my god
00:31:27I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:30But this is godly
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander
00:31:36My syndrome was not what's supposed to be mine
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42Than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him
00:31:44You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:47Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50And revoke their licenses
00:31:51Wait, no
00:31:52We're not brides
00:31:53No, she's just better than us
00:31:56Oh my god
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane
00:32:04No, she isn't
00:32:05She said it was just dumb luck
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills
00:32:10Why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:12And had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:15No normal person could have done that
00:32:18Goddess or not
00:32:19Homeless or not, I don't care
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that
00:32:23I have to find her
00:32:24I have to make her my life
00:32:25She won my heart over, too
00:32:26But if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:29I'll help you find her
00:32:30Alright, listen
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie
00:32:41So I want you
00:32:42Your granddaughters
00:32:43Filthy things
00:32:44Out of my house
00:32:47Now
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house
00:32:49She waited for you
00:32:51For three years
00:32:52She was dumb enough
00:32:53To put my name on the lease
00:32:55And I'm upgrading
00:32:55For a better girlfriend now
00:32:57One with some serious
00:32:57Fuck you money
00:32:59So get lost
00:33:01Who gave you permission
00:33:03To bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:04In my house?
00:33:10Grandma
00:33:12Beatrice
00:33:12Trixie
00:33:13Amore
00:33:14I've been dying to throw this
00:33:16In your face
00:33:17I'm dumping you
00:33:18For your best friend
00:33:19Marissa
00:33:21In fact
00:33:23The wedding's tomorrow
00:33:24So sign over the house
00:33:26Now
00:33:31You gave me this ring
00:33:33And asked me to wait
00:33:34And I did
00:33:36For three years
00:33:37While you were deployed
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me
00:33:40With my best friend
00:33:41And now you're trying
00:33:42To swindle my home
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together
00:33:46For three years
00:33:47And it was a complete
00:33:49Waste of my life
00:33:50When I could have been
00:33:50With a loaded girl
00:33:51Like Marissa
00:33:57That's how much
00:33:58You would owe me
00:33:59If I was in the
00:34:00Rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling
00:34:04Your highest aspirations
00:34:05Of being a low-grade
00:34:07Male prostitute
00:34:11Oh yeah
00:34:12Well Marissa
00:34:15Is so much better than you
00:34:17She grew up
00:34:18Even poorer
00:34:19Than you
00:34:20And now
00:34:21She's the CEO
00:34:22Of an entire
00:34:23Corporation
00:34:24And you
00:34:29You're still nothing
00:34:31So you think
00:34:32She's an upgrade
00:34:33Of course
00:34:34She's an upgrade
00:34:35Look what she
00:34:36Got me
00:34:37For my
00:34:38Engagement
00:34:39Oops
00:34:40Yeah
00:34:41That's maybe worth
00:34:43One millionth
00:34:44The presidential contract
00:34:45I gave her
00:34:51You gave her
00:34:52The presidential contract
00:34:53I certainly did
00:34:54In fact
00:34:56Marissa
00:34:57You and your
00:34:58Dimwit brother
00:34:59Only have everything
00:35:00You have
00:35:01All thanks to me
00:35:06Oh
00:35:07I think she's losing it bro
00:35:09That breakup
00:35:10Must have hit her
00:35:10Hard
00:35:11You two
00:35:12Are the ungrateful
00:35:14Cheating scum here
00:35:15My granddaughter
00:35:17Supported you
00:35:18And your entire family
00:35:20For three years
00:35:21While you were gone
00:35:21How dare you insult her
00:35:25It's okay grandma
00:35:26Let's not stoop
00:35:27To that level
00:35:29Poor Edna
00:35:30She still doesn't know
00:35:31What you're doing
00:35:31Out there on the streets
00:35:32Huh
00:35:33What is he talking about
00:35:34You see
00:35:35Show her Bob
00:35:41This is how
00:35:42Embarrassingly useless
00:35:43Your granddaughter is
00:35:44She didn't purchase
00:35:45This house on her own
00:35:46She was begging on the street
00:35:48For money
00:35:50I can't be caught
00:35:51With a piss poor
00:35:52Nobody like you
00:35:53Even if you got no game
00:35:55I got street cred
00:35:56I got out of keep
00:35:57You dig
00:35:57The word you're looking for
00:35:59Is dignity
00:36:00And you're one to speak
00:36:02Cheater
00:36:04Is this true
00:36:09I've been broadening
00:36:10My horizons grandma
00:36:11I want to see
00:36:12How regular
00:36:13Everyday people live
00:36:14So that I can help them
00:36:16Of course
00:36:17Those without substance
00:36:18Underneath
00:36:19Would never understand that
00:36:20What is that
00:36:22Supposed to mean
00:36:22It means
00:36:23The new girlfriend
00:36:24You think is an upgrade
00:36:25Is actually a downgrade
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers
00:36:33And we can each get on
00:36:34With our lives
00:36:47At your wedding I will
00:36:49What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me
00:36:53Of breaking things off
00:36:54Before two-timing me
00:36:55With my best friend
00:36:56Why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my
00:36:59John Hancock
00:37:00At your wedding
00:37:01As
00:37:02A charity
00:37:03To you
00:37:04Fucking bitch
00:37:05You better keep your word
00:37:07Oh that's rich
00:37:09After tomorrow
00:37:10You will never feel
00:37:10So rich ever again
00:37:11Do you remember that?
00:37:19Trixie
00:37:20Marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:22They'll destroy you
00:37:24If you show
00:37:25Even so much as a hair
00:37:26At their wedding
00:37:27Grandma
00:37:28I have to confess
00:37:29Something to you
00:37:30I've secretly amassed
00:37:32A fortune worth trillions
00:37:33Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you
00:37:38The richest person
00:37:40On the planet
00:37:41It's because of
00:37:42The healing hands
00:37:42I inherited
00:37:43From Assepolis
00:37:44The god of healing
00:37:46I've saved
00:37:47Several world leaders
00:37:48With these hands
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:51To give Marissa
00:37:51The presidential contract
00:37:53And become
00:37:54The goddess healer
00:37:55It makes me angrier
00:37:56Hearing her name
00:37:57Knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59But please
00:38:00Trixie dear
00:38:01I know it must
00:38:03Broken your heart
00:38:04But
00:38:05Embellishing your worth
00:38:06And who you are
00:38:07It will only delay
00:38:09The healing process
00:38:10You don't have to
00:38:11Believe me
00:38:12Just yet
00:38:13After we lost
00:38:14Mom and dad
00:38:15Because we didn't
00:38:15Have the money
00:38:16For their medical pills
00:38:18I vowed
00:38:19That I would do
00:38:19Everything I can
00:38:20To serve those in need
00:38:23That's why
00:38:23I'm taking everything
00:38:24Back from Butch
00:38:25And I'm giving it
00:38:25Back to charity
00:38:26You've always had
00:38:27You've always had an angel's heart
00:38:28I'm certain you will meet
00:38:30Someone who will treat you right
00:38:32Who actually deserves you
00:38:34You will see tomorrow
00:38:36Grandma
00:38:38Oh yeah
00:38:44You said Trixie's crashing
00:38:46My wedding
00:38:46She was bullying us too
00:38:48Sasa
00:38:48She's probably
00:38:50Trying to extort you
00:38:51Now that she knows
00:38:51You're rich as fuck
00:38:53When hope
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake
00:38:56Snake bites back hard
00:38:57So let her come
00:38:59And embarrass herself
00:39:00Yeah
00:39:01You mean
00:39:04We broadcast
00:39:05That video of me
00:39:09Yes
00:39:10Her cavewoman
00:39:11Stake the 19th century tin can
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher
00:39:14On my pedestal
00:39:15And the whole world
00:39:16Sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17Against my presidential glow up
00:39:19Let's turn this party
00:39:21Into her funeral
00:39:29There he is
00:39:31Welcome home brother
00:39:34Welcome home general
00:39:37Sir
00:39:38The homeless woman
00:39:39Who saved you
00:39:39Miss Trixie
00:39:40This is the file
00:39:41Of her ex
00:39:42Butch Tanner
00:39:42He served with your regiment
00:39:44In the marines
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46That could barely carry supplies
00:39:47Well she's been providing
00:39:48For him and his entire family
00:39:50While he's been deployed
00:39:50Overseas sir
00:39:51So she waited for him
00:39:53For years
00:39:53And then he betrayed her
00:39:55Fucking coward
00:39:55According to intel
00:39:56She's planning to bring it down
00:39:57On them at their wedding
00:39:58Then we should join her
00:40:01Men
00:40:01I'm only alive today
00:40:03Because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04And her incredible power
00:40:05That saved my life
00:40:06So she needs our support
00:40:08Will you join me
00:40:09In protecting her
00:40:10Yes sir
00:40:10We will allow our lives
00:40:11To protect her
00:40:12Sir
00:40:13Then let's roll
00:40:30Welcome everyone
00:40:30To my wedding
00:40:32Today is a very special day
00:40:33For me and Butch
00:40:34Not only are we getting married
00:40:35But in just one hour
00:40:36My company will be receiving
00:40:38The presidential contract
00:40:39Allowing my biomedical company
00:40:41To go public
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract
00:40:47Once again Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham
00:40:49Stowe
00:40:50Butch is taking my last name
00:40:51Oh and please don't be so uptight
00:40:53Secretary Cho
00:40:55You are the secretary
00:40:56Of the entire U.S. health department
00:40:58But this is a partay
00:40:59After all
00:41:00I see some of the most important people
00:41:02In the nation
00:41:03Have also arrived
00:41:04To celebrate you
00:41:07The U.S. president
00:41:08Will also be arriving soon
00:41:10To give you
00:41:11The contract herself
00:41:12It's an honor
00:41:13And that's why Sasa
00:41:15Is the best wife
00:41:16A man could ever dream of
00:41:18We will make sure
00:41:20The crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:21We'll let the wedding begin
00:41:25Not so fast
00:41:26The party doesn't start
00:41:28Until I say it does
00:41:50You two really are a match
00:41:53Made in hell
00:41:53So I've come to save your guests
00:41:55From this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57I don't recognize it
00:41:58From any of our elite circles
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Um
00:42:01This is our entertainment
00:42:03For tonight sir
00:42:04Just watch
00:42:08Trixie what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter
00:42:10You lost
00:42:11I bet she's here
00:42:12To bum a meal off us
00:42:13You know
00:42:14Being this poor
00:42:17Me
00:42:17Bum a meal
00:42:18Have you forgotten
00:42:20That it was I
00:42:20Who bankrolled you two
00:42:21For the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:23Do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me
00:42:25Then go look at yourself
00:42:26In the mirror
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:29Even the first woman president
00:42:31Will be here any second
00:42:32Now to congratulate me
00:42:33And you're nothing
00:42:34But a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37Sasa
00:42:37She's like
00:42:38So obsessed with me
00:42:39She will
00:42:41See everyone
00:42:42Butch
00:42:43Already cut ties with his ex
00:42:44But she's so shameless
00:42:46And desperate
00:42:47That she'd still show up
00:42:48To my wedding
00:42:49To suck up to me
00:42:50This is what poor
00:42:52Sad girls do
00:42:53They beg
00:42:54First crabs
00:42:55From us
00:42:56The rich and glorious
00:42:58Projecting much
00:42:58Marissa
00:42:59You might feel
00:43:00All high and mighty now
00:43:01But don't bite the hand
00:43:02That feeds you
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05Who's giving you the contract
00:43:11You giving me the contract
00:43:13You have no skills
00:43:15No education
00:43:16No connection
00:43:17So how could you possibly
00:43:19Have a pool
00:43:20To get the US fucking president
00:43:22To give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:24We both share humble beginnings
00:43:26Marissa
00:43:26And I saw potential in you
00:43:28Even trusted you
00:43:29As my best friend
00:43:30But I recognize now
00:43:32That greed
00:43:33Has poisoned you
00:43:34Don't be all sore now
00:43:35Just cause I stole your man
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do
00:43:39They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:42For fun
00:43:42Damn right
00:43:43You were
00:43:45Too embarrassing
00:43:46For me
00:43:47Sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50That I'm marrying the rich
00:43:52Bravo
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55Quick
00:43:55Somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57Sasa she's embarrassing me
00:43:58In front of everyone
00:43:59You should make her stop
00:44:00Don't listen to her everyone
00:44:01She's the gold digging
00:44:03Blood sucking leech
00:44:04I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06And you're already embarrassing yourself
00:44:08In front of everyone
00:44:09For me butch
00:44:11You may look and sound like a man
00:44:13But you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:15Okay enough
00:44:16You know what I always couldn't stand about you
00:44:18Your moral posturing
00:44:20But guess what
00:44:22Morals are just lies
00:44:23To make you and girls
00:44:24Feel better about yourselves
00:44:25That's why no man will choose
00:44:27You over Marissa Trixie
00:44:29Cause I've got the material goods
00:44:31And you're just all empty talk
00:44:33I'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:35Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:39See this
00:44:47Oh my god
00:44:53Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:44:58The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No
00:45:01Absolutely not
00:45:02I don't believe it
00:45:04You all sound so scared already
00:45:05Don't worry
00:45:06This isn't that contract
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11You try to swindle from me
00:45:15See everyone
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18But you don't even have the guts
00:45:19To go all the way
00:45:20Look at her following orders
00:45:21I asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:23And here she is
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26Peasant slave
00:45:26That house is worth
00:45:28All her life savings
00:45:32You want to
00:45:33I don't know
00:45:34Beg for a little treat
00:45:35While you're at it
00:45:46You misunderstand me
00:45:48I'm here to take back
00:45:49Everything I've ever given you
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity
00:45:59Bro
00:46:00She's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:01She thinks that just because
00:46:03She rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04She can pretend to be a deep pocket
00:46:05Invest in Batty
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:08To just toss away Trixie
00:46:09It's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:12I know what this is
00:46:14You've gotten delusional
00:46:15And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17So you can just show up
00:46:18To a fancy party
00:46:19And some Prince Charming
00:46:20Will scoop you into money forever
00:46:22Well that's not happening
00:46:23Security
00:46:24Lock the doors
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave
00:46:26Until we're through with her
00:46:31This is where your dreams will die
00:46:33Bitch
00:46:36We found Miss Trixie Lysander
00:46:38She's being cornered by her ex
00:46:39And his mistress
00:46:40At the Wickham wedding right now
00:46:41Butch Tanner
00:46:42Well he's gonna wish he died in battle
00:46:44After I'm done with him
00:46:46Let's go
00:46:50You think a few toy guns scare me Marissa
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56Including your head of command
00:46:57Butch
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong
00:47:00You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years
00:47:05After he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07You're an unskilled
00:47:09Unemployed
00:47:10Ugly leech
00:47:11So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14To heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is gonna believe you
00:47:18If you really cured the incurable general
00:47:20Then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:47:23And she's not
00:47:25You're just asking to be humiliated Trixie
00:47:28Show them Butch
00:47:34See for yourselves everyone
00:47:36Trixie's just a
00:47:38Freeloading beggar
00:47:42She won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:47:44Cause we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46I'm a major in the marines
00:47:48Sasa
00:47:49She has
00:47:50A billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:52With the military
00:47:54Approved by the first female president
00:47:57Of the United States herself bitch
00:47:59How despicable
00:48:00She's just trying to leech off you
00:48:02Like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04Get out of here
00:48:05No one wants to marry you
00:48:06No free meals for the poor
00:48:08Do you see this Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society
00:48:12So you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:14Or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:16Maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:20Maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:25I already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28But I valued our friendship Marissa
00:48:30Which is why I came here to give you a second chance
00:48:32To see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:35But no
00:48:37You stooped so low
00:48:38It disgusts me
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:43Like a bum
00:48:44And who knows
00:48:46If you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:50Well then
00:48:52Why don't you get on your knees for me Trixie
00:48:54My brother will never take you back
00:48:56No man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:48:59But make me happy
00:49:01And I might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:15How dare you hit my brother
00:49:17I'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:22Don't worry my dear
00:49:23After I'm done with you Trixie
00:49:25Not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:29Oh
00:49:30Is that so
00:49:32Security
00:49:34Get down on your knees
00:49:36And give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38In front of everybody here
00:49:40Or I'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:42The men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:44I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:49Could crush you
00:49:50Before you even touch me
00:49:52Dream on
00:49:54You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57But you weren't good enough for me
00:49:58You're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:00Enough
00:50:02You're souring my party
00:50:03So you either get the fuck out
00:50:06Or I'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08On the count of three
00:50:09I think I quite like it here
00:50:11Two
00:50:15Mmm
00:50:23This wine is so delicious
00:50:26One
00:50:27Shoot
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32On my future wife
00:50:39It's
00:50:40It's
00:50:50Who the hell is this?
00:51:10Who the hell is this?
00:51:12Really
00:51:12It was nothing
00:51:14I saved you because you're a good man
00:51:16Not because I want you to owe me any favors
00:51:24I see what this is
00:51:26You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie
00:51:28Look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her
00:51:31She waited for you for three years
00:51:33This is the kind of woman of virtue
00:51:34That a man would die for
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh
00:51:41She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:43No man who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:46Would want to touch her
00:51:47She should be happy
00:51:48Bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54I see her in the marines
00:51:57I'm a major
00:51:58You know
00:51:59Look man
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a
00:52:02I don't know
00:52:02Like a seven
00:52:03Now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05But don't waste your manhood
00:52:06On a whiny
00:52:08Worthless woman like that
00:52:14A real man
00:52:16Never talks about a woman that way
00:52:19You're a coward
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire with fire
00:52:31To deal with the likes of them
00:52:33You're very gracious Trixie
00:52:35You know that
00:52:38You're only getting off of it
00:52:39Because she's so kind
00:52:40So you're going to do me the favor
00:52:41Of never coming near her again
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me
00:52:44You little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank
00:52:48Of the military grunts
00:52:49I'll
00:52:50I'll destroy you
00:52:51Do you really not know
00:52:53Who this is Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the marines
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57This whole time
00:52:57If you don't know
00:52:58Who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl
00:53:10Did you sell your house
00:53:11To hire this actor
00:53:12So you can feel better
00:53:13About yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15Is tied to the man she marries
00:53:16Trixie is worthless
00:53:18Cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23A bum girl and a pimp
00:53:25What a pair
00:53:27Seems like they don't know
00:53:28Who you are
00:53:28Since you've been out of action
00:53:29For so long
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:31To piss him off some more
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:43What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen
00:53:46I know that you didn't ask
00:53:47For anything
00:53:48After you saved my life
00:53:50But I know that we shared a moment
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56To get close to a woman
00:53:57And then just disappear
00:53:58It's not in my nature
00:54:01Unlike somebody else here
00:54:03Listen, Trixie
00:54:05I have never met a woman
00:54:09Like you
00:54:10So incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:13So I know
00:54:14That you're the one for me
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:19Or a really
00:54:20Really good actor
00:54:22Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:25No
00:54:26No
00:54:26First gift
00:54:32Trixie, I know that you just lost your home
00:54:34So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:38Worth 500 million dollars
00:54:40Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:54:44Second gift
00:54:47This contains all the rights to
00:54:50My entire fortune
00:54:52Which is now yours
00:54:53Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy
00:54:57They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:54:59They've got nothing left
00:55:01Why, Sander
00:55:02I really don't care for any of you
00:55:04No, look
00:55:04I know
00:55:06I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:09Okay
00:55:09Which is exactly why
00:55:11Well, my third gift
00:55:13Is, um
00:55:15Well
00:55:31Cleo, hey
00:55:33Oh my god
00:55:35You found my dog
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man
00:55:41But with you, it's so much more
00:55:44Trixie Amore
00:55:48Will you marry me?
00:55:52You know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58Yes, I will marry you
00:55:59Thanks
00:56:16Go, go, power couple
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Okay, stop
00:56:21The only power couple here is Butch and I
00:56:25Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:34Hey
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37But I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39Which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41And cherished as
00:56:42The most precious woman on earth
00:56:44Understand
00:56:49You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:53This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:03As if
00:57:04Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:10Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:19I bet my life you're all just
00:57:21Enders
00:57:23Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:24Come on, Lysander
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:57:31The elites
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:37Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum
00:57:42She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:46I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:50I'd handle them myself, but
00:57:54I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57Go ahead, Lysander
00:58:05Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:58:06Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:10Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:12Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:23Hello?
00:58:24Yes
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm a bankrupt
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey
00:58:43Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:48My company's dead
00:58:49It evaporated
00:58:51It's in thin air
00:58:55That's impossible
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho
00:59:01You said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means
00:59:14You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:16The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:20Drake sees Mary
00:59:22The famed war hero
00:59:24The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33There's got to be some trick to this
00:59:35You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:39Sasa
00:59:39Sasa
00:59:40Please
00:59:47I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:49Because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:51You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:59:54Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:59:56And I'll show you a good time
00:59:59Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:01Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:03I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:09Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
01:00:12As you are
01:00:13Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:20I don't blame her at all
01:00:22Your double standards are incredible
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:26Fine
01:00:26But there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:28I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:3118 years old
01:00:32Fresh for the taking
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to
01:00:42Miss Trixie
01:00:43Thank you, Devin
01:00:46Marissa
01:00:46Not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49Your best friend
01:00:50By stealing my fiancé
01:00:52But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
01:00:55Just to get your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:58No, to all of humanity
01:01:00So now
01:01:01Everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:03I'm taking it all back
01:01:07Wait, everyone
01:01:08Stop
01:01:11They're imposters
01:01:13I just got off the phone with the president
01:01:18And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:23So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage
01:01:30In the field of medicine
01:01:30Approved of mine?
01:01:32Biomedical products?
01:01:34Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:37The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40The right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42The left leave the wrong
01:01:43Bereft
01:01:45That means she's rewarding me
01:01:46The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50In fact, she's on her way now
01:01:54So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:02If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:02:05Who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye
01:02:10She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:14FBI
01:02:16FBI
01:02:18You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:22Gotcha
01:02:27Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:30No, don't arrest her
01:02:32Trixie is a good person
01:02:34Please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:36Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
01:02:39What are you all doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:43We were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:02:47Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51She's very kind hearted and would never break the law
01:02:54Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:01She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:04My fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:07She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:18My brother is not a criminal
01:03:20He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:24Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:35And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:44I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:50If you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:53But don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:54You don't get to decide, punk
01:03:56Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can
01:04:47Get him!
01:04:59¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:05:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:06:33¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:06:37¡Suscríbete al canal!
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01:06:56¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:07:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:07:07¡Suscríbete a mi propio maravilloso!
01:07:16¡Dammit!
01:07:17¡Dammit!
01:07:17¡Dammit!
01:07:19¡You forgot I had a gun, too!
01:07:22¡That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams!
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're quartered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:39Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right.
01:07:44Rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26Well, I do not care for glory.
01:08:28I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong arrest.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happening.
01:10:01No!
01:10:02No!
01:10:02Spon!
01:10:03Spon!
01:10:04Spon!
01:10:07Spon!
01:10:08Spon!
01:10:08Spon!
01:10:08Spon!
01:10:10Spon!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No, Pa!
01:10:13Hey.
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:39Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44But you've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:05Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:33You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:45so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:57Oh my God.
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:09and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer
01:13:12who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:29but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:43but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:58You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:17The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie hired
01:14:54pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me,
01:14:57but you already confirmed with Madame President
01:14:59that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes.
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:03What I mean is,
01:15:07you're the war hero,
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up,
01:15:14you fall under this vixen spell,
01:15:17and now you're attacking
01:15:18one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me
01:15:28as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up
01:15:32some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side,
01:15:37you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them,
01:15:43Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:47you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that,
01:15:59Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie,
01:16:08he would-
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word,
01:16:10and I will bring down your entire family,
01:16:13not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President,
01:16:19I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again
01:16:23if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing,
01:16:28Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck
01:16:30about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President,
01:16:48I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line
01:16:51of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable
01:17:04is that you and your filthy companions
01:17:07are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham,
01:17:10you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:28Wait, that's the president.
01:17:42That was...
01:17:42No, no, no, no, no.
01:17:43No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:58¿Qué es esto?
01:18:00Oh, es mi nuevo biómetro, madame, para tu militar.
01:18:04Este es un guerra crime.
01:18:05Están inocentes civiles vivas.
01:18:07¿Qué es lo que se llama?
01:18:08No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:10Yo puedo escoger quien sea.
01:18:11Yo tengo el contrato de la presidenta.
01:18:12Con la gran poder de la responsabilidad.
01:18:15Y este es el tipo de creación de la creación que hiciste con el contrato de la presidenta?
01:18:19¿Qué estás haciendo?
01:18:20¡Reverse el poison!
01:18:21¡Y sacarlo de la presencia antes de ir demasiado tarde!
01:18:23Eso es fácil.
01:18:25No necesito.
01:18:26I'll save everyone.
01:18:41¡Es raining gold!
01:18:45¿Qué está pasando?
01:18:47Trixie no tiene ese dinero.
01:18:48Tiene que ser...
01:18:49...cheap glitter.
01:18:51¿Qué?
01:18:52¿Qué?
01:18:53¿Qué?
01:18:54¿Qué?
01:18:54¿Qué?
01:18:55¿Qué?
01:18:56No.
01:18:57No worry, Madam Presidente.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah.
01:19:22Yes.
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
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01:22:17No, eso significa...
01:22:19The billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was her golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex.
01:22:38It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All of her gold.
01:23:15All of her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:18This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduce me!
01:23:23Don't fuck me!
01:23:24You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:27Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:31I want to be rich again!
01:23:33I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself out.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:25Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55You may kiss the bride.
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