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00:04:47¿Cómo es él? ¿Qué es la diagnóstica?
00:04:50Recuerda que no se va a divorciar a él.
00:04:53Perdón, no sé qué es lo que esto es.
00:04:55¿Aquí eres la queen de medicina?
00:04:57Tú eres una de las mejores.
00:04:59No te preocupes, General.
00:05:00Yo soy el Angel Herbalist, y yo he aprendido todos los métodos de la East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get her five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's going to save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:11And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:01Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25It is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:56Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh my God.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me,
00:13:15and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:24you'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:36You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not,
00:14:16if you save my son,
00:14:17I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people
00:14:35and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly
00:14:39113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:42Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad
00:14:46that she just wants a bath
00:14:48to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly,
00:14:51this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly,
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own
00:14:58ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor
00:15:12when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or I promise you,
00:15:18you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands,
00:16:04it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough
00:16:07to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone,
00:16:18even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said
00:16:40even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way,
00:16:42angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:45malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well,
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren,
00:17:02don't you?
00:17:03Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip,
00:17:09shall we?
00:17:13General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really going to let
00:17:20this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures
00:17:29to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure,
00:17:31invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:17:42Let's go for it.
00:18:18Let's go for it.
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave
00:18:40your precious son in there
00:18:41with that homeless con woman,
00:18:42General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail you
00:18:48for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do
00:18:51if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family
00:18:54will be the laughingstock
00:18:55of the nation.
00:18:56Held for ransom
00:18:58by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad,
00:19:00you can't seriously
00:19:01be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:03Where did you actually find
00:19:05this lowlight?
00:19:09On the streets.
00:19:10Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum
00:19:14on the streets?
00:19:14Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:16You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:19That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in
00:19:21and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down
00:19:24this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all
00:19:39to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise,
00:19:50we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let
00:19:55this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:57trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just
00:20:09a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is a witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic
00:20:20to steal the hearts
00:20:21of young, handsome men
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch
00:20:26before she takes my son.
00:20:27James,
00:20:28get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk
00:20:57with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong
00:21:00and his fortune
00:21:01will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing
00:21:05I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious
00:21:22man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do
00:21:25whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured,
00:21:28General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving you?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God
00:22:02we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss
00:22:06me and your stripper.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know
00:22:30what the fuck this is,
00:22:31alright,
00:22:31but it is a
00:22:32biological fact.
00:22:33A man
00:22:34is attracted
00:22:35to
00:22:36a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body
00:22:41is physically...
00:22:42Oh, shut up.
00:22:45You're just doctoring me
00:22:46with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:09Fire!
00:23:11Fire!
00:23:15Fire!
00:23:25Those democils.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:30I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course,
00:23:34your earthly bullets
00:23:35won't do a thing.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie
00:23:37is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:42you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:45doesn't even have the skills
00:23:47to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save
00:23:49someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I
00:23:52are already the top
00:23:53female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma
00:24:03for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have
00:24:04woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl
00:24:08is maybe
00:24:09the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl
00:24:14is really the goddess.
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way
00:24:19this hobo girl
00:24:19is better than us.
00:24:21But how could you know
00:24:22for sure?
00:24:22Right now,
00:24:23what we need to do
00:24:24is not interrupt
00:24:25Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake
00:24:29is using the forbidden techniques
00:24:30on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called
00:24:32borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses
00:24:35torturous pain
00:24:36to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool
00:24:41over your eyes
00:24:42and ears.
00:24:44That means my son
00:24:45is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two
00:24:47to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill
00:24:50that antler rod
00:24:51bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't
00:24:53deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying
00:24:55right now
00:24:55naked
00:24:56in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like
00:24:59it's up to me.
00:25:00The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know
00:25:03the right techniques
00:25:04to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life
00:25:08is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him,
00:25:10I will give you
00:25:10whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know
00:25:14who you are
00:25:15but there is
00:25:16no way
00:25:17I am letting you
00:25:17rip my golden bachelor
00:25:19away from me.
00:25:21This is it.
00:25:22The finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now
00:25:25give you
00:25:26the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can
00:25:28both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49The poison gas
00:25:51will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture
00:25:53over Master Lysander.
00:25:54Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing
00:25:59his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her
00:26:02only care about themselves.
00:26:04Soon,
00:26:05she'll come out
00:26:06crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse
00:26:08the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can
00:26:10marry one of us.
00:26:12They really won't
00:26:14stop until they
00:26:14get both of us killed.
00:26:18I made a promise to you
00:26:19that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:34What the hell
00:26:36are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over
00:26:37ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think
00:26:41that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated
00:26:44my brother and
00:26:44Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers
00:26:46at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:48it's because of that
00:26:49homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah, she's the one
00:26:52who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably
00:26:55locked themselves
00:26:56in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't
00:26:58have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying
00:27:00to sabotage her
00:27:01from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking
00:27:03way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten
00:27:11even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able
00:27:14to hide even if
00:27:14she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh shit.
00:27:26Quit your whining
00:27:28and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been
00:27:43extracted.
00:27:43Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix
00:27:46your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite
00:27:53to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise
00:27:56would have died
00:27:57in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite,
00:27:59then you're worse
00:28:01than a disease
00:28:02spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying
00:28:05you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're
00:28:10just asking
00:28:11to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her,
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:26He's secure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact,
00:28:36it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign
00:28:41of illness,
00:28:42infection,
00:28:42or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold
00:28:55and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Thank you.
00:29:04Next time,
00:29:04don't go seeking
00:29:05medical advice
00:29:06from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have
00:29:08otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy
00:29:10and unskilled hands.
00:29:11I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let
00:29:14these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice
00:29:16their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person
00:29:21in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled
00:29:23in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen,
00:29:25Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be
00:29:35the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it
00:29:37that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over
00:29:39100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:43It doesn't matter
00:29:44who I am.
00:29:45What matters
00:29:46is that the patient
00:29:47is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon,
00:29:49I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish
00:29:51of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie,
00:29:55we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife
00:30:03if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome
00:30:07to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently
00:30:22awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment
00:30:23for the last three years
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really,
00:30:29I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky
00:30:32with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me
00:30:34that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still
00:30:37Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please,
00:30:39let me give you
00:30:40what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe
00:30:46in doing good
00:30:47in the world.
00:30:51Trixie,
00:30:52it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back
00:30:54and he says
00:30:55he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:05Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:08I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like
00:31:11Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just
00:31:13dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting
00:31:15his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:17the richest woman
00:31:18in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful
00:31:21bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm gonna marry
00:31:26that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean,
00:31:34I don't know
00:31:34about that homeless
00:31:35bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no,
00:31:40no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander's job
00:31:43is supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather
00:31:46share him with you
00:31:47than let that
00:31:48penniless,
00:31:49ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs
00:31:51are a disgrace
00:31:52to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos
00:31:54out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:56No, we're not
00:31:58for us.
00:31:59No, she's just
00:32:00better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here,
00:32:08huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was
00:32:12just dumb luck,
00:32:13but if she truly
00:32:14had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable
00:32:19looking doll?
00:32:20But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person
00:32:23could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:26I have never met
00:32:27a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest
00:32:33big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help
00:32:38finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you,
00:32:47your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name
00:33:00on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:19Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:21to throw this
00:33:22in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:25Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over
00:33:31the house
00:33:31now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:54waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04you would owe me
00:34:04if I was in the
00:34:05rent-the-boyfriend business.
00:34:08I see you're fulfilling
00:34:10your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better
00:34:22than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think
00:34:38she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course
00:34:40she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she
00:34:42got me
00:34:43for my
00:34:44engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe
00:34:48worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her
00:34:58the presidential contract?
00:34:59I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your
00:35:04dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:06you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think
00:35:14she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup
00:35:15must have hit her
00:35:16hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:21My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire
00:35:25family for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you
00:35:29insult her?
00:35:31It's okay,
00:35:32grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're
00:35:37doing out there
00:35:38on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking
00:35:40about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly
00:35:49useless your granddaughter
00:35:50is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own.
00:35:52She was begging
00:35:53on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor
00:35:58nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're
00:36:04looking for is
00:36:05dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true,
00:36:11Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons,
00:36:17grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how
00:36:18regular everyday
00:36:19people live
00:36:20so that I can
00:36:21help them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:23those without
00:36:24substance underneath
00:36:25would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that
00:36:28supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an
00:36:31upgrade
00:36:32is actually
00:36:32a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting
00:36:38already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn
00:36:39papers and we can
00:36:40each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding,
00:36:55I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:59by me of breaking
00:36:59things off before
00:37:00two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do
00:37:03good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you
00:37:05my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:11You better keep
00:37:12your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:26Marissa's a
00:37:27millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much
00:37:32as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly
00:37:37amassed a fortune
00:37:38worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited
00:37:49from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved
00:37:53several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was
00:37:57able to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she
00:38:04betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it must
00:38:09have broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have
00:38:18to believe me
00:38:18just yet
00:38:19after we lost
00:38:20mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't
00:38:22have the money
00:38:22for their medical pills.
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those
00:38:27in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to charity.
00:38:33You've always
00:38:33had an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet
00:38:37someone who will
00:38:38treat you right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crashing your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us
00:38:54too, Sasa.
00:38:55She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00When nobody steps on
00:39:02Snake,
00:39:02Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:07You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17staked the 19th
00:39:18century tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this
00:39:27party into her
00:39:28funeral.
00:39:29No.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50her regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the
00:39:52Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his
00:39:56entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed
00:40:00her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to Intel,
00:40:03she's planning to
00:40:04bring it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:13So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:15in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn
00:40:18our lives to protect
00:40:19her, sir!
00:40:20Well, let's roll.
00:40:37welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:39special day for me
00:40:40and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:41getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour,
00:40:43my company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract,
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:53Congratulations on the
00:40:54contract once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham.
00:40:56Stowe,
00:40:57butch is taking
00:40:57my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please,
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the secretary
00:41:03of the entire
00:41:04U.S. Health Department,
00:41:05but this is a partay
00:41:06after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S. President
00:41:15will also be arriving
00:41:16soon to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why Sasa
00:41:21is the best wife
00:41:22a man could ever
00:41:23dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:26the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the wedding
00:41:29begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't
00:41:34start until I say
00:41:36it does.
00:41:58You two really
00:41:59are a match
00:42:00made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come
00:42:01to save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming
00:42:03train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08This is our
00:42:09entertainment
00:42:10for tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are
00:42:15you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:20You know, being
00:42:21this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I
00:42:27who bankrolled
00:42:28you two for the
00:42:29last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me,
00:42:32then go look at
00:42:33yourself in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:36Even the first
00:42:37woman president
00:42:38will be here any
00:42:39second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like
00:42:48See everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up
00:42:57to me.
00:42:58This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us,
00:43:03the rich and glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty
00:43:08now, but don't
00:43:09bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when
00:43:11I'm the one
00:43:12who's giving you
00:43:12the contract.
00:43:18You giving me the
00:43:20contract?
00:43:21You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:23education, no
00:43:24connection, so how
00:43:25could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get
00:43:28the US fucking
00:43:29president to give me
00:43:30a billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa, and I saw
00:43:35potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as
00:43:37my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed has
00:43:40poisoned you.
00:43:41Don't be all sore
00:43:42now just because I
00:43:43stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal our
00:43:48from lame spinsters
00:43:49for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were too
00:43:53embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying
00:43:58the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of
00:44:02a gold digger.
00:44:02Quick, somebody put
00:44:04that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me in
00:44:06front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her
00:44:07stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to
00:44:08her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold
00:44:10digging, blood
00:44:11sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and
00:44:20sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic
00:44:22coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't stand
00:44:25about you?
00:44:26Your moral posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just lies
00:44:31to make you lame
00:44:32girls feel better
00:44:32about yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no man
00:44:34will choose you
00:44:35over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods.
00:44:39You're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here
00:44:41to request to be
00:44:42chosen.
00:44:43Because I'm the
00:44:44one who's doing
00:44:44the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:48Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:01billion dollar contract
00:45:02for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:06supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:14This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to
00:45:18the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just trying
00:45:25to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to, uh,
00:45:42I don't know,
00:45:42beg for a little
00:45:43treat while you're
00:45:44at it?
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:54You misunderstand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever
00:45:58given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:07Bro!
00:46:08She's gone cuckoo
00:46:09in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just
00:46:11because she rented a
00:46:12pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a
00:46:13deep pocket-investing
00:46:14baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money to just
00:46:17toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in
00:46:19the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this
00:46:22is.
00:46:22You've gotten delusional
00:46:24and you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you can
00:46:26just show up to a
00:46:26fancy party and some
00:46:28Prince Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money
00:46:30forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where your
00:46:40dreams will die,
00:46:41bitch!
00:46:45We found Miss
00:46:46Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:49Wickham wedding right
00:46:49now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:51he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with
00:46:53him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few
00:46:59toy guns scare me
00:47:00Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of
00:47:02people for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head of
00:47:06command, Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the legendary
00:47:11war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma for
00:47:13years after he saved the
00:47:14nation from a terrorist
00:47:15attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly leech,
00:47:20so how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability to heal
00:47:23someone like General
00:47:24Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here's gonna
00:47:26believe you.
00:47:27Have you really cured
00:47:28the incurable General?
00:47:30Then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking to be
00:47:35humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me and
00:47:52Marissa alone, because
00:47:53we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the
00:47:56Marines.
00:47:57Sasa, she has a
00:47:59billion-dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first
00:48:05female president of the
00:48:06United States herself,
00:48:07bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to
00:48:10leech off you like a
00:48:11parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals for the
00:48:16poor.
00:48:17Do you see this?
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born on
00:48:22a silver spoon, or you're
00:48:24as accomplished as me to
00:48:25be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some
00:48:27serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a
00:48:31couple bucks in your tin
00:48:32can.
00:48:35I already have everything
00:48:36one can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued our
00:48:38friendship, Marissa, which
00:48:40is why I came here to give
00:48:41you a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd apologize
00:48:43and admit to your
00:48:44backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low.
00:48:48It disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows if you've
00:48:56already started offering
00:48:57sexual services.
00:48:59Well then, why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees for me,
00:49:03Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will never
00:49:05take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry an
00:49:07embarrassment like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider making
00:49:12me my personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting you
00:49:28leave here alive.
00:49:31I'll do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done with you,
00:49:35Trixie, not even the
00:49:36goddess of healing will be
00:49:37able to save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees and
00:49:46give Bob one hell of a
00:49:48blowjob in front of
00:49:49everybody here, or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you, the
00:49:52men here won't know which
00:49:53one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be the
00:49:55goddess of anything to
00:49:56punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you before
00:50:01you even touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General Lysander
00:50:05scooped you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good
00:50:07enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely not
00:50:09good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either get the
00:50:14fuck out, or I'm gonna
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite like it
00:50:21here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm, this wine is so
00:50:35delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:50:50It's...
00:50:50It's...
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I
00:51:13become your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me, Trixie,
00:51:18remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never gonna hurt
00:51:21you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you because you're
00:51:26a good man, not because I
00:51:28want you to owe me any
00:51:28favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated
00:51:37on me, Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys,
00:51:39a lovey dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three
00:51:43years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of
00:51:45virtue that a man would die
00:51:46for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man who, in a hundred
00:51:56foot pole, would want to
00:51:58touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was
00:52:00willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:09You know, look, man, I know
00:52:11Trixie is like a, I don't
00:52:13know, like a seven now that
00:52:15she's all cleaned up, but don't
00:52:16waste your manhood on a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:25A real man never talks about
00:52:28a woman that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire
00:52:41with fire to deal with the
00:52:42likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious, Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off with
00:52:50it because she's so kind, so
00:52:51you're going to do me the
00:52:52favor of never coming near her
00:52:53again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me,
00:52:55you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of
00:52:59the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who
00:53:04this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the
00:53:06Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this
00:53:08whole time if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire
00:53:22this actor so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the
00:53:26man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless because
00:53:29Zach looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they don't know who
00:53:39you are since you've been out of
00:53:40action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try to play some
00:53:43off some more, don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you didn't ask for
00:53:58anything after you saved my
00:54:00life, but I know that we
00:54:02shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get
00:54:08close to a woman and then just
00:54:09disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:14Listen, Trixie, I have never
00:54:17met a woman like you.
00:54:22So incredible and kind and
00:54:24beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that you're the one
00:54:27for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a
00:54:31really, really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just
00:54:45lost your home, so I'm gifting
00:54:47you with your own new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million, previously
00:54:52owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains all the rights to my
00:55:02entire fortune, which is now
00:55:04yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune from a cowboy
00:55:06actor, you must be pennies.
00:55:08They already spent their entire
00:55:09life savings on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander, I really don't care for
00:55:15any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest
00:55:19thing from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why my third gift
00:55:24is, um, wealth.
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my god.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixia, soy solo un hombre, pero con ti hay mucho más.
00:55:55Trixia Amoré, ¿verdad me casar?
00:56:03¿Sabes que no puedo decir no a esto, doggo?
00:56:09Sí, te casaré.
00:56:28¡Gracias por ver el video!
00:57:14¡Gracias por ver el video!
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:07I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:47Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:50Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It's evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did she do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means you're really Lysander Armstrong, the richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married.
00:59:34The famed war hero.
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:39Trixie?
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:45No, there's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:53Please.
00:59:54Please.
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Trixie, because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for
01:00:06you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:12Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiance,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:35was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is, the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. William.
01:02:53What are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiancé really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel.
01:03:23Descended from heaven.
01:03:24You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet.
01:03:51So this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiancé.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Drama.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:56It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:11Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:21You've got no connections.
01:06:23No power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmph.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:30Depp, Depp.
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:36Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13She the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory,
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch,
01:08:44not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53Oh, God?
01:08:54Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail porn you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:27but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will!
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong rest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:10And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Bob!
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:33I suggest you take him to the ER
01:10:36if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:40Major.
01:10:42¿No vas a ayudar a tu propio hermano?
01:10:43¿Cómo fue capaz de cruzar la línea?
01:10:45¡Ey, esto debe ser un ilusión!
01:10:50Solo el puro de la corazón puede cruzar la línea.
01:10:53¡Puedo tomar mi hermano a la hospital, por favor!
01:11:02Si te soas, no te daría a tu hermano.
01:11:05Oh, por favor.
01:11:06Tú te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te te
01:11:08te te te te te te te te te te te.
01:11:11Pero no te te te te te dentro, tu colores that tenés un
01:11:15Gracias por tomar esta vida de este nuevo delание de clave.
01:11:20¡No te te arregas por ser Jeff!
01:11:23¿Te creo que nadie quiere Joining cuando tiene nada a su oferte?
01:11:28Cuando Avengers 8 y has HDLsin todas las gestas de día?
01:11:34No te arregasame ofas.
01:11:38Y instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie,
01:11:45but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony,
01:11:51and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:53Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:35You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong, and now you, Trixie, are
01:13:24pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart.
01:14:24Tear her apart.
01:14:26Tear her apart.
01:14:28Tear her apart.
01:14:29Tear her apart.
01:14:31The vice-president arrives!
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01:22:52No sabía que era una persona de la persona.
01:22:57No importa quién es ella.
01:22:59Trixie tiene un amor de oro.
01:23:01Ella es una persona increíble.
01:23:02Y tú lo arruinabas el momento que te has llenado.
01:23:06Ella va a ser mi esposa.
01:23:07Porque ella es la más hermosa y increíble mujer en este planeta.
01:23:16Me encanta.
01:23:30¡Gracias por ver!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa. I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault.
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now.
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:11You may kiss the bride.
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