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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36You broke your throat!
00:38You broke your head!
00:40I didn't know the light!
00:41You broke your head!
00:44You broke your head!
00:46You broke your head!
00:55You broke your head!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:05When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:09I'm going to go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:34Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:40Sire!
02:42Sire!
02:43Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:58What did you do?
02:59Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Lead us against Olympus!
03:11We beg you!
03:11Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years.
03:15I'm retired.
03:16I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles.
03:27Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry.
03:45I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait.
03:51Pointy ears.
03:52A dryage?
03:53What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human.
04:01A total nerd.
04:02Damn it.
04:03The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here.
04:17Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged.
04:21This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:33God damn.
04:35You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more.
04:47A lot more.
04:56Don't suck.
04:57Harder.
04:59Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work.
05:14Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora!
05:16I know you're in there!
05:18Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it.
05:20He tracked me.
05:34Leora.
05:36You're my fiancé.
05:37You belong with me.
05:39Come home.
05:39Get away, Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy.
06:05Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:32Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:31I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who?
07:37Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants top an orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:52Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy's station way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:05Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:24You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:44Mommy?
10:45Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
11:03It's too late boss, her heartbeats fading fast
11:21Somebody help me
11:34Give me a name Leora, who did this, I'm going to tear them apart
11:42It was
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago, you're my fiance, my property
12:09You filthy whore, spread your legs for some stray dog
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24No, let go
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me
12:40I got careless, diving near a shipwreck, my fault
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical Leora, someone did this to you
12:53You're just a regular guy, stay out of it
12:56Boss, soup's ready
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:09She's all we have left
13:12She's safe, now drink
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More, try it
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26What a lively little snack
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:46This guy's luck is insane
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria
15:02We've got a kid together now
15:05I'm not letting anything touch
15:07You or Lily
15:10Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me
15:20Lily's in trouble
15:27I... I'm not tasty
15:28My mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31Please don't eat me
15:37Divine power runs through this girl
15:40Devour you
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne
15:47I might be jealous of you
15:48Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:57I'm afraid of yourImene
16:00No
16:00You
16:02How dare you
16:04I think I'm sure
16:14I'm guessing
16:14Het
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:29Touch my kid again,
16:31and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:34Ha!
16:35You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait.
16:41The baby mama herself.
16:43Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:03Jack, take Lily and run.
17:06Go!
17:06Go!
17:11Run from the Lucian Hydro.
17:14You pathetic little insects.
17:22You!
17:23Posei?
17:25That kid's his.
17:27No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:32If I stay, I'm dead.
17:40What the hell just happened?
17:42It ran?
17:44Damn, Leoya.
17:45Your powers are badass.
17:47You straight up scared the monster off.
17:49Me?
17:50No way.
17:51Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:53I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait.
17:57Wait.
17:57Maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault?
18:01Whatever.
18:02Let's get home.
18:03That thing might circle back.
18:08About that monster.
18:14Failed at the perfect time?
18:16Figures.
18:16He's just a regular guy after all.
18:19Sow.
18:29God.
18:32Yes.
18:36Whatever.
18:38Then they can scream.
18:43How's
18:43that result? He's
18:44a regular guy after all. I'm friends.
18:45So, I'm
18:45secrets and he'll get onあ. And the patient's
18:45second order. So, takw
18:46G蘭, which is a classic. And he's just
18:46a full week of seals. Oh, I'm
18:46mad! So, constraint.
19:00my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:25enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:43near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food
20:25in some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:43the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hated staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hates you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:55you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:56dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she still hurt
23:59easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding
25:14this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:22let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:38kids mine you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27i'm gonna have some fun
26:28such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lilly lilly lilly run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:09you
27:15your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:56No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:22I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:25Daddy promises Mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid!
29:37I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down?
30:11You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human!
30:17Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:22Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily.
30:42You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy?
30:48What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
31:03Don't move.
31:04Daddy's gonna help Mommy beat the bad guys.
31:06I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful!
31:14Don't worry, Lily.
31:16No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what?
31:33I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn.
31:48You take a hit well.
31:50Let's enjoy this body.
31:52Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory more coming killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice i'm taking them down with me this the woman dylan wants where the kid
32:14some guy took the brat useless grab her first then we hunt the child
32:24just let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once then die together pick your graves
32:46why did you come back where's lily
32:53lily's safe don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover her taste is trash beg now and maybe
33:05i'll leave your corpses in one piece refuse and you'll be screaming end it fast
33:14you in our eyes you're not even an enemy just weeds to be crushed under
33:19feet just hold on a little longer jack means more to me than anything i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband step over my corpse first in a hurry to die fine i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:22how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are poseidon's warriors
34:50the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:56ha ha ha our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us we're finished
35:09don't worry darling things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:23with me here no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:27look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:35my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:43you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
36:02you
36:03you
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