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Tears & Contract Mever Provoke The Ceo's Wife
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00:00:06Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:32Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:14Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move.
00:01:22If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29They're mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:51Pissing accomplished.
00:02:00Pissing accomplished.
00:02:05She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:14No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:21She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:46No.
00:02:49Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, is being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:17Classic.
00:03:34Oh, girl, everything hurts.
00:03:41Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:46What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:48What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:51Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:55Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:05Oh, you're awake.
00:04:07Thank God.
00:04:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:12Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:24What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:26What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:31You can do whatever you want.
00:04:32Just stay away from my grandma.
00:04:33You got it.
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:38What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:48Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56This isn't real.
00:04:56Ah!
00:04:57Ah!
00:05:04What?
00:05:06I'm alive.
00:05:07Wait, what?
00:05:08What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:12I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:14What did you do?
00:05:16You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:18You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21What did you do?
00:05:23My identity's complicated.
00:05:25If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:29Excuse me.
00:05:30I'm Blair Woods.
00:05:30Arish of the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:34Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:38Oh, my God.
00:05:39You're completely insane.
00:05:40You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding's back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:50Blair!
00:05:52It's your choice.
00:05:53Him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice.
00:05:59Him or me.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Fine.
00:06:03But the second one comes back, we're getting divorced.
00:06:05You.
00:06:06I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:13What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:18Your jobs.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:23Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:31This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:36Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:39So.
00:06:39And you know what?
00:06:40Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, you're my loser.
00:06:46What?
00:06:48Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:56Well, Curtis and men sucks.
00:06:58That's a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:07And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:10I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:25Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so.
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:41All right, 857.
00:07:46All right, what's your name?
00:07:47Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I asked your name, not your fiancés.
00:07:52Oh, uh...
00:07:53Uh...
00:07:54Uh...
00:07:55Come on, what did I have to...
00:07:57What's your name?
00:07:58Liam Law.
00:07:59Liam Law.
00:08:01Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:06Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:08and I'm not going to lie,
00:08:09this room might need to check up from the neck cover.
00:08:11Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain. Please pass us our application.
00:08:16Yeah. Please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:41It's a fake marriage, Your Highness. Stop whining.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, Your Highness. Stop whining.
00:08:52My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you?
00:08:54Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:57Liam Lowell, do take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth, hardship, and everything in between.
00:09:04He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff? Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:10Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:13Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:22Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:37Hey.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:54Excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:00Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:05Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:08Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know we're passionate.
00:10:19I really am a good kisser all night.
00:10:20I would be in the others forever.
00:10:26This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy-sentimental type.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:34It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:38No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:39This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:40You should take it back.
00:10:40Oh, we're married.
00:10:42Cheers now.
00:10:44Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:46And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:49Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53All right, let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:26It's, like, totally what normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:33Follow me.
00:11:46So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:50Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:55Okay, well, then by that same value, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:58No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow, morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:05Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:08Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:16Softly little princess, you don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:24Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:27What, uh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:30What are you planning?
00:12:31Look, relax.
00:12:32All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:38And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:45Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:13Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't come here.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:28Okay, relax.
00:13:29Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife, girl.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I would live in with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:58Go wash up.
00:13:59It's almost that time.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:10No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:12You get the couch.
00:14:13No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalrous ladies first?
00:14:17I am a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:19Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:24For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:29And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:32Fine.
00:14:33You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:14:59Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:12Oh, my God.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:16What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:21Whoa.
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:37Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:46Hmm.
00:15:49Hmm.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:58What are you doing?
00:16:08Trust process.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:15You're a good girl.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:18Hey.
00:16:23Hey.
00:16:42Slay.
00:16:43Mom.
00:16:44Mom.
00:16:46I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:48Oh, look, you're finally getting good taste.
00:16:51Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:01I'll take everything.
00:17:03Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:05They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:09Oh.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:19All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:26Whoa.
00:17:31Hey.
00:17:35Uh, don't move or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on you?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You can rinse it off when you shower.
00:18:00Oh, a shower?
00:18:21All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:27Ouch.
00:18:28Really much?
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:49It's the bulb.
00:18:50Something in Raven.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah.
00:18:54Whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:59Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight-up ghost mode for days.
00:19:06Do you miss me or what?
00:19:08Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:15Figures.
00:19:16You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:19I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:21Muzz me up.
00:19:22And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:25Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside and he said something about on the show.
00:19:32What?
00:19:32What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I, mm-hmm.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:42Wait, hold on.
00:19:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:45At least, mm-hmm.
00:19:46On some underwear.
00:19:57Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:59I...
00:19:59Yeah.
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:07Hmm.
00:20:20So, who's this?
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:23What?
00:20:24Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life.
00:20:36And, uh, just, we clicked instantly and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43No problem.
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:52Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:01Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:03I'm straight.
00:21:05So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:08I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as hextry as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:20She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:23Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you out
00:21:27the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Guess the point.
00:21:32Skip the filler.
00:21:34Hold on.
00:21:38Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:46Yeah.
00:21:47Yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:51She really must be the one.
00:21:55Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:59Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:02Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:07You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the
00:22:11death challenges.
00:22:15Your wife or your life.
00:22:18Make your choice.
00:22:23Honey, one can wait.
00:22:24He'll take the job.
00:22:25That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent condition thing,
00:22:38right?
00:22:39No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:46Come on.
00:22:49Hello?
00:22:50Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:23:05Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:10I'm all in.
00:23:12Well, with some feeling.
00:23:16Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:20Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23Well, with some feeling.
00:23:28Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:34Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40Please.
00:23:41We truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:55Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:11We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:14But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:20Oh.
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:36How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:39Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it.
00:24:42In passing.
00:24:43I think it's really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:45I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47No.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:52That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:55The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:02Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, grandma.
00:25:06But it's over.
00:25:07From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:15And even if it's moments before the vows,
00:25:17you can walk away.
00:25:19So, love who you love.
00:25:21I could be in London
00:25:24As for you,
00:25:27if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:36As for you,
00:25:38if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:43you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:46Grandma,
00:25:47I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:01Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:11Where is he?
00:26:13Why is it taking him so long?
00:26:16Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Don't pass out.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:28What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done,
00:26:30but someone tagged me.
00:26:33Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:36That's it.
00:26:36We're going to the ER.
00:26:37No.
00:26:40That's it.
00:26:40We're going to the ER.
00:26:41No.
00:26:42No hospitals.
00:26:43It's too risky.
00:26:44You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:45I'll pass the wound myself.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:58Liam.
00:27:01What day is it?
00:27:02Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:04while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Plot twist.
00:27:09So,
00:27:10you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:12You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:22Oh, wait.
00:27:23Here.
00:27:24Breathe with me.
00:27:28What's your play here?
00:27:30I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36A study showed that holding hands
00:27:38with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45A study showed that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so.
00:27:50Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know,
00:27:52maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53And maybe you should
00:27:54stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:01So?
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:09Told you.
00:28:11Honestly,
00:28:11I don't normally cramps this bad.
00:28:13But I'm sure
00:28:13your super super
00:28:14daging cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah,
00:28:16your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I showed up
00:28:18and that she nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking
00:28:22this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:28Like, real talk,
00:28:28why do you do it?
00:28:29The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:31Just seems like
00:28:32dangerous to you.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:37Is it her?
00:28:43Well, she looks
00:28:46really kind.
00:28:48She was.
00:28:51She taught me
00:28:52how to survive.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:28:56So this is how you got
00:28:57in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't
00:29:01disappoint her.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:05Is the evaluation
00:29:06to get your spot back?
00:29:07No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:12What?
00:29:12No.
00:29:13No.
00:29:13Absolutely not.
00:29:14End of discussion.
00:29:15You're not doing it.
00:29:16I can't let you
00:29:17risk your life.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Well,
00:29:20besides me,
00:29:21who else is going to help you?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:25And all the other stuff,
00:29:26I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach her.
00:29:28You're the super secret agent,
00:29:29right?
00:29:29I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:31this job is.
00:29:34I can't afford
00:29:35to lose you, too.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:40You're planning on
00:29:41doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body
00:29:43forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:44I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors
00:29:46from you.
00:29:47Non-negotiable.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:51Fine.
00:29:52Fine.
00:29:55Fine.
00:29:56Fine.
00:29:56Fine.
00:29:59Fine.
00:29:59What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously
00:30:01just pat my head
00:30:02like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why?
00:30:04Why did that make me
00:30:05feel weirdly happy?
00:30:07All right.
00:30:07Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:20Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:26Why the hell
00:30:26would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I
00:30:30like him?
00:30:35Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second,
00:30:44I was thinking
00:30:44you're promoting me
00:30:45to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:48Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment
00:30:49of happiness
00:30:50you'll have today.
00:30:58This is the whole point.
00:31:00That's just the table
00:31:01of contents.
00:31:02Okay, so just out of
00:31:03curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late
00:31:04to back out now?
00:31:1349?
00:31:1550?
00:31:17Okay, keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:19Yeah.
00:31:20This plan isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just
00:31:22the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:29Oh, damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:36Oh, damn.
00:31:38My body's kind of hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Answer yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back,
00:32:07I am so writing
00:32:08a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself
00:32:13if the main character's
00:32:14not going to be based on you.
00:32:15But that's even worse.
00:32:18Anyway,
00:32:19after lunch,
00:32:20I have something special
00:32:21to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22Uh, rare jewelry?
00:32:25Ancient artifacts.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition hair vest?
00:32:35My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:38These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have
00:32:40trusted somebody
00:32:41who washes their face
00:32:42with bar soap.
00:32:44No, just pick one for me.
00:32:46No, you have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:51You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything
00:32:53to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically,
00:32:56I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well, then,
00:32:58pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:07How about this one?
00:33:08not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:11Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:13But,
00:33:13it's bolt action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:22This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:41I raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:51Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:54Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Please.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:09Choose any target you want.
00:34:11Open soil and just...
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:25That is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:28Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40No, you're terrible.
00:34:47Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:52So,
00:34:52what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere
00:34:58and stole her from me.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:02What?
00:35:03Do you know how hard I work
00:35:05to introduce you to that crash route?
00:35:07Do you have any idea
00:35:08how difficult it is
00:35:09to find someone so rich
00:35:10and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired
00:35:16of following her around
00:35:18like a lap dog.
00:35:19It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey.
00:35:22Honey.
00:35:22Just stick with it
00:35:24a little longer.
00:35:25Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:35I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her
00:35:46at school,
00:35:47who confronted him?
00:35:48Me.
00:35:52And now she has the nerve
00:35:53to play Disney face with me.
00:35:55Okay,
00:35:56you've been crying
00:35:57for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset,
00:36:00why didn't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:03You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:07They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:12They used me for my money
00:36:14and I'm not going to let somebody
00:36:15who could trade me
00:36:16get off crazy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve
00:36:23to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you
00:36:43giving them a reality check,
00:36:44but I am terrible with fond of them.
00:36:46Well, and I suck at being
00:36:46a secret agent,
00:36:47but you still owe me
00:36:48two favors, remember?
00:36:50Wow, okay.
00:36:51So you're resorting
00:36:51to your husband
00:36:52to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54To your husband.
00:37:15Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able
00:37:18to stop thinking about you
00:37:20since you left me
00:37:21at the engagement party.
00:37:22I get it.
00:37:23I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just,
00:37:26I can't imagine
00:37:28life without you.
00:37:29And hey,
00:37:31I'm willing
00:37:32to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept
00:37:35with other men
00:37:36if you just get back
00:37:37with me.
00:37:38This manipulative
00:37:39piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:48You must be
00:37:49Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:55You mean the kind
00:37:56of best friend
00:37:56who sleeps with her fiance?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind
00:38:00of best friend
00:38:01that sleeps with
00:38:01a friend's fiance?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot,
00:38:07you know?
00:38:08No wonder Blair
00:38:09chose to be with you.
00:38:13I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record,
00:38:16I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:21Already married?
00:38:23Well,
00:38:24can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous
00:38:27and rich,
00:38:28sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know,
00:38:31she literally ran out
00:38:32on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this
00:38:36little ambush thing today?
00:38:38Is that all part of your
00:38:38master plan to force her
00:38:39back with Ethan?
00:38:40What do you get out
00:38:40of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable.
00:38:47Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm grateful
00:38:50for one girl to be.
00:38:53Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry
00:38:55for her boyfriend.
00:38:57For a guy.
00:38:59Blair,
00:38:59I just want to know
00:39:00what I did wrong.
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me
00:39:03and I just wanted you
00:39:04to give us
00:39:05another chance.
00:39:06What?
00:39:06You're the one
00:39:07who's wrecked?
00:39:08God, what's next?
00:39:09You're going to say
00:39:09you have morning sickness
00:39:10because of me?
00:39:14Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men
00:39:20so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man
00:39:22to yourself.
00:39:26Are you insane?
00:39:28You...
00:39:29You're making things up!
00:39:30Oh, that's how
00:39:31it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:34Everyone,
00:39:35airdrops on.
00:39:46You bitch!
00:39:48You spied on me!
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated,
00:39:54you lied,
00:39:54and now you want
00:39:54to hit a woman?
00:39:56Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:57You are a disgrace
00:39:58to mankind.
00:39:59Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago,
00:40:01you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show
00:40:03your face again,
00:40:04I will put you
00:40:04back in the dirt
00:40:05every single
00:40:07fucking time.
00:40:11Both of you
00:40:12are going to
00:40:13regret this.
00:40:14You better
00:40:14watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:31Wait,
00:40:31how did you get this
00:40:31footage?
00:40:32Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work,
00:40:34I pick up a few
00:40:35hacking skills.
00:40:36Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:47Dammit!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool
00:40:50out of me.
00:40:51It's time to
00:40:52activate our little
00:40:53problem solver.
00:40:55I'm going to destroy
00:40:57Blair Woods
00:40:58completely land.
00:41:05Oh, shit.
00:41:07Can you hold me
00:41:07with this?
00:41:15Hello?
00:41:16Miss Woods,
00:41:17you need to get
00:41:18back to the office
00:41:18right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:27Bye.
00:41:28Jesus, come on.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:38We've got a problem.
00:41:40Hey, besties.
00:41:41Today, we're confronting
00:41:42this Woods company
00:41:43face-to-face.
00:41:45Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you
00:41:48accusing us of?
00:41:50This.
00:41:51This is what your
00:41:52cream did to my face.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams are made
00:41:57with all natural products.
00:41:58There's no additives
00:41:59and we've never had a
00:41:59reaction to this.
00:42:01You're all saying this,
00:42:02right?
00:42:03Thousands of you
00:42:03are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them
00:42:05dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this
00:42:08product did that,
00:42:09I'll test it right now.
00:42:11And if there's a reaction,
00:42:13I'll double your
00:42:14compensation.
00:42:15Oh, yeah.
00:42:16Go on.
00:42:17Enjoy this
00:42:17specially enhanced
00:42:18cream, honey.
00:42:28Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping
00:42:30I'd slather this
00:42:31sulfuric acid-laced
00:42:32cream on my face
00:42:33and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell
00:42:35does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab
00:42:37compared to stock samples.
00:42:39I want results
00:42:39in an hour.
00:42:40What?
00:42:41No.
00:42:41I would never
00:42:42do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know
00:42:44how important
00:42:45a face is
00:42:46to an influencer?
00:42:48I would never
00:42:49risk my own face
00:42:51just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:54Wait.
00:42:59You dare
00:43:01question me?
00:43:02My wife's
00:43:03reputation?
00:43:05Nice sign.
00:43:06That face rash
00:43:07is makeup.
00:43:08Are you serious?
00:43:09are you serious?
00:43:09Are you serious?
00:43:11Attempted assault,
00:43:12defamation, fraud.
00:43:14Congratulations.
00:43:15Your career
00:43:15as an influencer
00:43:16is over.
00:43:17Security!
00:43:18No, no, no.
00:43:19I'm so sorry.
00:43:20I didn't mean to.
00:43:21What's a mistake?
00:43:22No.
00:43:22Let go, please.
00:43:23Let me go.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26Come on.
00:43:35I'll admit
00:43:35you were surprisingly
00:43:37useful.
00:43:38I know,
00:43:39but something's
00:43:40bugging me.
00:43:41How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance,
00:43:43no invite.
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:46You might want
00:43:47to check for a mole
00:43:48within your company.
00:43:52You cleaned that thing
00:43:53like a hundred times
00:43:54today.
00:43:55Are you still
00:43:56thinking about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar
00:43:58waltz into your office?
00:44:00That is not a rookie
00:44:01move.
00:44:03I bet your ex-fiance
00:44:04Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:10Both of you
00:44:10are going to regret this.
00:44:12You better watch
00:44:13your backs.
00:44:14Call it a
00:44:15secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day,
00:44:24I'm going to blow
00:44:25his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents,
00:44:27not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:39This place is nice.
00:44:40No, you're not
00:44:41here to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:49You see that
00:44:50bartender over there?
00:44:52He's going to take you
00:44:52to Marion.
00:44:53She hands out
00:44:54the assignments.
00:44:55Wait, you're not
00:44:55coming with me?
00:44:56Well, the agency
00:44:57doesn't exactly
00:44:57welcome strangers,
00:44:59so you'll have
00:45:00to go alone.
00:45:02And, just a heads up,
00:45:04Marion's a little
00:45:05obsessed.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:11You really have
00:45:12broken hearts
00:45:12everywhere, huh?
00:45:13Relax.
00:45:14Never even touched
00:45:14her.
00:45:16They're so messy.
00:45:20Missy.
00:45:41Hey, Brittany.
00:45:43You alone?
00:45:44Let me get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where are you
00:45:49going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little
00:45:50fun.
00:45:52Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on.
00:45:55Just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right,
00:45:57aren't you?
00:45:58Come on, now.
00:45:59Just relax a little.
00:46:00Just relax a little.
00:46:00Fuck off.
00:46:01Take a seat.
00:46:01Come on.
00:46:02Just take a seat.
00:46:02Take a seat.
00:46:04You want to play
00:46:05rock, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me
00:46:19ever since I walked
00:46:20in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I'm here
00:46:22on a mission,
00:46:22not whatever this is.
00:46:24And I'm giving you
00:46:24one.
00:46:26After we handle
00:46:27more pressing matters,
00:46:30you've got all night,
00:46:32baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on
00:46:34with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:43This is about her?
00:46:44What?
00:46:48Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me
00:46:51down for months,
00:46:53and you're ready
00:46:53to break protocol
00:46:54for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me.
00:46:57That is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray.
00:47:03Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:07She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well,
00:47:09I'm going to share
00:47:10whatever I have
00:47:10with my partner,
00:47:12so...
00:47:16An agent dreaming
00:47:18of love like
00:47:19some civilian.
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission
00:47:28comes straight
00:47:28from the chief.
00:47:29There's no room
00:47:30for mistakes.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:34Well,
00:47:35save your concern.
00:47:44Chief,
00:47:46are you sure
00:47:47Nighthawk
00:47:48is the right choice
00:47:49for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:51He's married,
00:47:52Blair.
00:47:53It could compromise
00:47:54everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly
00:48:02what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see
00:48:05if my little bird
00:48:06stays loyal
00:48:08or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch,
00:48:14you want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah,
00:48:17let me show you
00:48:17what a real man's capable of,
00:48:19you filthy whore.
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30My God.
00:48:31Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Mr. Nighthawk,
00:48:33please.
00:48:34I didn't know
00:48:34she was your girl.
00:48:36I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't
00:48:44meet again,
00:48:45bitch.
00:48:50No, you okay?
00:49:00I'm sorry
00:49:00I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:04It's not your fault.
00:49:07I just haven't felt
00:49:08that helpless
00:49:08in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was
00:49:11right back
00:49:12in my childhood,
00:49:13trying to survive.
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:19Don't worry.
00:49:24From now on,
00:49:24I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep
00:49:42looking at me like that,
00:49:43I think you actually
00:49:44like...
00:49:45What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I...
00:49:48You're in my body.
00:49:50I'm just protecting
00:49:50my property.
00:49:52Plus, you're the one
00:49:52with secret admirers
00:49:54crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury
00:50:01of a normal relationship
00:50:02because of my job.
00:50:06But we...
00:50:08technically, we're already
00:50:09married, so...
00:50:10You could quit your job
00:50:11and work for my company.
00:50:14I'll take care of you.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:17It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides,
00:50:20you're my wife.
00:50:21I should be the one
00:50:22supporting you.
00:50:23But who...
00:50:24Who said that I agreed
00:50:25to be your wife?
00:50:29Have you thought about
00:50:30what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies
00:50:32forever.
00:50:36Yeah, I mean,
00:50:37not ideal.
00:50:40But, um...
00:50:41I don't know.
00:50:42I can get used to it.
00:50:44I just have to learn
00:50:44how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around,
00:50:50it might not be so bad.
00:50:56And then I'll just
00:50:57study really hard
00:50:58at being good at six
00:50:59as a man.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02Um, no,
00:51:03we're gonna switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not
00:51:06interested in that?
00:51:09Oh, my God.
00:51:10I will never understand
00:51:11men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:16Um, let's
00:51:17get back to business,
00:51:18find out who
00:51:18our next target is.
00:51:22Wait, our target's
00:51:23an international spy?
00:51:27Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on.
00:51:29I'm...
00:51:29I am not an
00:51:30international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:35No.
00:51:36You know, no,
00:51:36I've heard rumors
00:51:37at the agency.
00:51:38We call it
00:51:39the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh,
00:51:42fake missions
00:51:43to cover up
00:51:43dirty work
00:51:44for billionaires.
00:51:46You sure you didn't
00:51:47piss off
00:51:47the wrong person?
00:51:51Ethan.
00:51:52Son of a
00:51:53bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the system
00:52:09and trace the payments.
00:52:10It's definitely
00:52:12Ethan.
00:52:13Fine.
00:52:15You want to play
00:52:16dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:18What's your plan?
00:52:20So you know
00:52:20that company
00:52:21that's under
00:52:21his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was
00:52:24a birthday gift
00:52:24from me
00:52:25back when I was
00:52:26stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna
00:52:28take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well,
00:52:32there should be
00:52:32enough evidence
00:52:33to sink in.
00:52:35Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like
00:52:39your email's
00:52:39working.
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:41Tomorrow's
00:52:41headlines just
00:52:42found their
00:52:42next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal
00:52:48is everywhere,
00:52:49Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows
00:52:50you cheated
00:52:51on the Woods
00:52:51heiress.
00:52:52Our company's
00:52:53stock is
00:52:53crashing
00:52:54because of
00:52:55this.
00:52:55So you better
00:52:56give us an
00:52:56answer
00:52:56by today.
00:52:58What the hell
00:52:58is PR
00:52:59doing then?
00:53:00Get those
00:53:01headlines
00:53:02scrubbed
00:53:02now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:05Our PR team
00:53:06is a joke
00:53:06compared to
00:53:07what Woods
00:53:07family's got.
00:53:09Do the right
00:53:09thing,
00:53:10Ethan.
00:53:11Step down
00:53:11now.
00:53:12Or
00:53:13I'll make
00:53:14sure the
00:53:14board votes
00:53:15you out.
00:53:15Step down.
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:18I am the
00:53:19chairman of
00:53:20this company.
00:53:20You cannot
00:53:21remove me
00:53:22from it.
00:53:22Are you sure
00:53:23about that?
00:53:24Blair,
00:53:26you've got a
00:53:26lot of nerves
00:53:27showing up to
00:53:27my company.
00:53:30Is this your
00:53:30company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:34What do you
00:53:34want me to do?
00:53:35Remove
00:53:35death.
00:53:36Are you
00:53:37deaf?
00:53:37Remove
00:53:38death!
00:53:39Sorry,
00:53:40Ethan,
00:53:40we're actually
00:53:41not here to
00:53:41chat.
00:53:42We're here
00:53:42to be your
00:53:42new bosses.
00:53:43What the
00:53:44hell are
00:53:44you talking
00:53:44about?
00:53:47Sorry,
00:53:48Ethan,
00:53:48we're actually
00:53:49not here to
00:53:49chat.
00:53:50We're here
00:53:50to be your
00:53:50new bosses.
00:53:51What the
00:53:51hell are
00:53:51you talking
00:53:52about?
00:53:53Okay,
00:53:54well,
00:53:54let's go
00:53:54through the
00:53:55fine bread,
00:53:55shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods
00:54:01now owns
00:54:0351%
00:54:04of the
00:54:05company,
00:54:05making her
00:54:06the majority
00:54:06shareholder,
00:54:07and as
00:54:08such,
00:54:09the chairwoman
00:54:10has
00:54:10complete
00:54:10hiring
00:54:11and
00:54:11firing
00:54:12authority.
00:54:13Ethan
00:54:14Grayson,
00:54:15Tasha
00:54:15Blake,
00:54:16you are
00:54:17fired.
00:54:19No,
00:54:19no,
00:54:20no,
00:54:20you see,
00:54:20I built
00:54:21this company
00:54:21from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot
00:54:23just take
00:54:24it from
00:54:24me.
00:54:25Buddy,
00:54:26take a
00:54:26long hunt
00:54:27of working
00:54:27here if you
00:54:28even have
00:54:28one.
00:54:29This
00:54:29company,
00:54:30I,
00:54:30my wife
00:54:31built it,
00:54:32and she
00:54:33gave it to
00:54:33you,
00:54:33and now
00:54:33she's
00:54:34taking it
00:54:34back.
00:54:34So,
00:54:35you got a
00:54:35problem?
00:54:35Oh,
00:54:36and one
00:54:36more thing,
00:54:37we know
00:54:37about the
00:54:37little
00:54:38influencer.
00:54:38We've
00:54:39already filed
00:54:39a suit
00:54:39for
00:54:40predatory
00:54:40competition,
00:54:41so,
00:54:41get ready
00:54:41to be
00:54:42served.
00:54:43Girls
00:54:43like you
00:54:43would never
00:54:44understand,
00:54:45I worked
00:54:46my ass
00:54:47off to
00:54:47get here,
00:54:47and you
00:54:48think you
00:54:48can just
00:54:48stroll
00:54:49in and
00:54:49take it?
00:54:50Can't I
00:54:51have one
00:54:52damn thing
00:54:53without you
00:54:53stealing it
00:54:54through?
00:55:09Somebody
00:55:09call an
00:55:09ambulance.
00:55:10I think
00:55:11it will
00:55:12seem to be
00:55:13as long as
00:55:14you're safe.
00:55:24Raven,
00:55:25I want the
00:55:25best
00:55:25person
00:55:26you have
00:55:26here in
00:55:2620 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care
00:55:27if you have
00:55:28to drag
00:55:28your own chains.
00:55:34If he
00:55:34dies,
00:55:35I will
00:55:36make sure
00:55:36that you
00:55:37go down
00:55:37with him.
00:55:41Ten years
00:55:42retired.
00:55:43I didn't
00:55:44expect to be
00:55:45pulled out
00:55:45of bed
00:55:45for your
00:55:46gunpoint
00:55:46and choppered
00:55:47here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate
00:55:48times,
00:55:49doctor.
00:55:50Lucky you
00:55:50acted fast.
00:55:52Ten minutes
00:55:52later,
00:55:53he'd be
00:55:53gone.
00:55:55Come on,
00:55:56doc.
00:55:57Let's
00:55:57give you
00:55:57three love
00:55:57bridge
00:55:58and
00:55:58privacy.
00:56:09why did
00:56:10you take
00:56:10the hit
00:56:10for me?
00:56:15I mean,
00:56:15what if
00:56:16you died?
00:56:17What the hell
00:56:18would I do
00:56:18then?
00:56:27what if you died?
00:56:31I wish I could
00:56:32take the pain
00:56:32for you.
00:56:57I wish I could
00:57:06no way.
00:57:08No way.
00:57:09Will you switch
00:57:09back?
00:57:11No way.
00:57:14Will you switch
00:57:14back?
00:57:16Liam?
00:57:17Liam, wake up.
00:57:18We're back.
00:57:19We switch back.
00:57:31We haven't
00:57:32brushed my teeth
00:57:33or anything.
00:57:34I don't
00:57:34fucking care.
00:57:36Waited
00:57:36too long.
00:57:41It's
00:57:41gone.
00:57:42Everything's
00:57:43gone.
00:57:43You have
00:57:43to help
00:57:44me.
00:57:44Pathetic.
00:57:45You've
00:57:46got some
00:57:46nerve
00:57:46calling
00:57:47me.
00:57:48Gloria,
00:57:49you're
00:57:49the one
00:57:49who gave
00:57:49the order.
00:57:50This is
00:57:50on you.
00:57:51So,
00:57:52if you
00:57:52want your
00:57:53little secret
00:57:53going public,
00:57:54I suggest
00:57:55you help me.
00:57:56Fine.
00:57:57One last
00:57:58shot.
00:57:59I want
00:57:59Blair out
00:58:00of the
00:58:00picture.
00:58:01This time,
00:58:01for good.
00:58:07How are you
00:58:08feeling?
00:58:11Do you want
00:58:12something?
00:58:15Do you need
00:58:16something?
00:58:17Didn't she say
00:58:18holding hands
00:58:18helps with pain?
00:58:20Didn't you say
00:58:20that was fake
00:58:21news?
00:58:22Yeah,
00:58:22well,
00:58:22I did some
00:58:22research.
00:58:23It turns
00:58:24out,
00:58:25if you're
00:58:25somebody you
00:58:26love,
00:58:26it actually
00:58:26works.
00:58:29Yeah,
00:58:29well,
00:58:30I did some
00:58:30research.
00:58:31It turns
00:58:31out,
00:58:32if you're
00:58:33somebody you
00:58:33love,
00:58:33it actually
00:58:34works.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Well,
00:58:41since you're
00:58:41so into me,
00:58:46I guess you
00:58:46can stay
00:58:47my husband
00:58:47for a little
00:58:49longer.
00:58:57You know,
00:58:57I never
00:58:58thought that I'd
00:58:58fall in love
00:58:58with somebody
00:58:59who can.
00:59:00I mean,
00:59:01this whole
00:59:02body switch
00:59:03nonsense
00:59:04happened,
00:59:04but
00:59:06somehow we
00:59:07switched back.
00:59:09I guess prayers
00:59:10really do
00:59:11work.
00:59:15Um,
00:59:16I'm gonna
00:59:17get some
00:59:18water.
00:59:27Wow.
00:59:28The
00:59:29infamously
00:59:29cold-blooded
00:59:30agent taking
00:59:31a knife for
00:59:32a woman.
00:59:32It's romantic
00:59:33enough to make
00:59:34me cry.
00:59:36Almost.
00:59:37Can you not?
00:59:39What do you
00:59:39want?
00:59:40Does it ever
00:59:41occur to you
00:59:41what's going to
00:59:42happen when
00:59:42your cover gets
00:59:43blown?
00:59:43You get one
00:59:44life,
00:59:44Liam.
00:59:45How many
00:59:46times are you
00:59:46gonna throw
00:59:46it in front
00:59:47of hers?
00:59:48He's right.
00:59:49As long as
00:59:50she's with me,
00:59:51she'll always
00:59:51be in danger.
00:59:53What the hell
00:59:54do I do?
01:00:04You know,
01:00:04I do have to
01:00:05break up this
01:00:05little soap opera,
01:00:06but you do
01:00:06realize that
01:00:07there is a
01:00:07third wheel
01:00:08here, right?
01:00:09Um,
01:00:09I'm gonna
01:00:10just...
01:00:10You guys
01:00:11talk.
01:00:18What?
01:00:20Spit it out?
01:00:22Just a
01:00:22heads up,
01:00:23Liam.
01:00:23You blew
01:00:24off the
01:00:24mission.
01:00:25You pissed
01:00:25off the
01:00:26client.
01:00:26Glory's not
01:00:27exactly
01:00:27pleased with
01:00:28you.
01:00:29I'm just
01:00:30saying,
01:00:32watch your
01:00:33back.
01:00:34Understood.
01:00:35But no one's
01:00:36touching Blair.
01:00:37Not now,
01:00:38not ever.
01:00:49All this fuss
01:00:50for a girl.
01:00:54You know
01:00:54what's funny?
01:00:55You raise a
01:00:56little bird long
01:00:57enough,
01:00:57they start to
01:00:58think that they
01:00:58can fly.
01:01:00All on their
01:01:00own.
01:01:01I'm sorry,
01:01:03man.
01:01:03Save it.
01:01:04Go take your
01:01:05punishment.
01:01:11this Blair
01:01:12Woods has
01:01:14to die.
01:01:22Hey,
01:01:23Queen.
01:01:24What are you
01:01:24doing tonight?
01:01:25Want to have
01:01:25some fun?
01:01:27Okay,
01:01:28cool.
01:01:31Liam,
01:01:31we should go
01:01:32dancing tonight.
01:01:33We can finally
01:01:34relax a bit.
01:01:34I'm not
01:01:35going.
01:01:38Figures.
01:01:39Guess you
01:01:40only stuck
01:01:40around because
01:01:41of the body
01:01:41swap.
01:01:42Real husband
01:01:43material,
01:01:44huh?
01:01:46We should
01:01:46probably
01:01:46finalize the
01:01:47divorce.
01:01:51What are you
01:01:52talking about?
01:01:53That was the
01:01:54deal,
01:01:54right?
01:01:56Once we
01:01:57switch back,
01:01:58we call it.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:04It's not
01:02:05like I'm
01:02:05desperate to
01:02:06stay married
01:02:07to you
01:02:07anyways.
01:02:19Cheers.
01:02:22You've been
01:02:22married for
01:02:23how long
01:02:24now?
01:02:24And we've
01:02:25never even
01:02:25seen your
01:02:26husband.
01:02:27Come on!
01:02:28Bring him
01:02:29out tonight.
01:02:30No,
01:02:30it's like a
01:02:31fake marriage.
01:02:32We're
01:02:32going to get
01:02:32divorced soon.
01:02:34Yeah,
01:02:35but you still
01:02:35like him
01:02:35though.
01:02:37I mean,
01:02:39I...
01:02:39Then go
01:02:40for it!
01:02:41Playing it
01:02:42safe is never
01:02:42your style.
01:02:46Wait,
01:02:47no,
01:02:47girl.
01:02:47You are
01:02:48wasted.
01:02:49I'm calling
01:02:50a cab.
01:02:51No!
01:02:51No,
01:02:52come on,
01:02:52I never
01:02:52get to
01:02:53have fun
01:02:53anymore.
01:02:55Please,
01:02:55you can go
01:02:55out whenever
01:02:56you want.
01:02:57It's not
01:02:57like your
01:02:57husband's
01:02:58going to
01:02:58stop you.
01:02:59You don't
01:02:59have to
01:03:00say it
01:03:00like that.
01:03:04Oh my
01:03:04God,
01:03:05who is
01:03:06this
01:03:06potty?
01:03:22Oh my
01:03:23God,
01:03:24who is
01:03:24that
01:03:24potty?
01:03:25How much
01:03:25have you had
01:03:26to drink,
01:03:26huh?
01:03:28Blair?
01:03:29Who's this?
01:03:30I'm her
01:03:30husband.
01:03:32Nice to
01:03:33meet you.
01:03:34Damn,
01:03:35Blair,
01:03:35where did
01:03:36you find
01:03:36him?
01:03:36He looks
01:03:37like he
01:03:37walked off
01:03:38a CQ
01:03:38cover.
01:03:39Yeah,
01:03:40I literally
01:03:41bumped into
01:03:41him on
01:03:42the street.
01:03:43Seriously?
01:03:44Damn,
01:03:45girl,
01:03:45you are
01:03:45so lucky.
01:03:47What does
01:03:47he do?
01:03:48Um,
01:03:50he's a
01:03:51model.
01:03:52Yeah,
01:03:53he's a
01:03:54model.
01:03:54I knew
01:03:55it!
01:03:55Come on,
01:03:56show us
01:03:57some photos.
01:03:58No,
01:03:58no,
01:03:59another time,
01:03:59I promise.
01:04:00But tonight,
01:04:00I'm going
01:04:01to steal my
01:04:01wife away from
01:04:02me because
01:04:02she's a
01:04:02little drunk.
01:04:03What?
01:04:03No!
01:04:06Bye,
01:04:06Blair!
01:04:07Come back
01:04:07soon!
01:04:12Jeez,
01:04:13okay,
01:04:13slow down.
01:04:15No,
01:04:15you're going
01:04:15too fast.
01:04:17You really
01:04:18are a
01:04:18lightweight,
01:04:19Yeah,
01:04:19um,
01:04:21thanks,
01:04:22though.
01:04:23Thanks for
01:04:24what?
01:04:24For picking
01:04:25me up,
01:04:26even though
01:04:27you ignored
01:04:27my calls,
01:04:28asshole.
01:04:29Well,
01:04:30I want more
01:04:30just to
01:04:31thanks.
01:04:35Okay,
01:04:37okay.
01:04:38Just breathe.
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:40And we
01:04:41put you
01:04:41right here.
01:04:43Oh.
01:04:46You okay?
01:04:48Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to
01:04:50grab you some
01:04:50water.
01:04:51Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:05:08What the
01:05:10hell?
01:05:11If you
01:05:11scream,
01:05:12I'll kill you.
01:05:21Flair!
01:05:23Flair!
01:05:28Flair!
01:05:45Ew.
01:05:47Well,
01:05:48well,
01:05:49I
01:05:50caught the
01:05:51esteemed
01:05:52CEO,
01:05:53Blair Woods.
01:05:54Where's your
01:05:55knight in
01:05:56shining armor,
01:05:56huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't
01:05:58get so
01:05:58cocky.
01:06:00That
01:06:00look.
01:06:02I
01:06:03hate
01:06:03that
01:06:04look.
01:06:05It
01:06:05makes me
01:06:05feel like
01:06:06I'm an
01:06:06insect.
01:06:07are you
01:06:07to look
01:06:07down
01:06:07on me?
01:06:10Well,
01:06:10you are
01:06:10just a
01:06:11parasit
01:06:11living off
01:06:12of women's
01:06:12success,
01:06:13so why
01:06:14would I
01:06:14respect
01:06:15you?
01:06:16Cute.
01:06:17Very
01:06:17cute.
01:06:18Keep
01:06:18running
01:06:19your mouth,
01:06:19Blair.
01:06:20You're
01:06:20not getting
01:06:21out of
01:06:21here
01:06:21tonight.
01:06:24You
01:06:24know,
01:06:25the thought
01:06:26that I
01:06:26ever dated
01:06:26you makes
01:06:27me want
01:06:28to throw
01:06:28up.
01:06:30Nice.
01:06:31Well,
01:06:31you want
01:06:32to know
01:06:32something
01:06:32fun,
01:06:33Blair?
01:06:34Do you?
01:06:34I don't
01:06:35even want
01:06:36you dead.
01:06:37Someone
01:06:37else does.
01:06:38You made
01:06:39enemies,
01:06:39babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:44Raven,
01:06:45I need
01:06:46you to
01:06:46get me
01:06:46Blair's
01:06:47location.
01:06:47Use
01:06:48every
01:06:48connection
01:06:48you
01:06:48have.
01:06:49No
01:06:49screw
01:06:49ups.
01:06:52But
01:06:53if you
01:06:54transfer
01:06:54all of
01:06:55your
01:06:55shares
01:06:56into my
01:06:56account,
01:06:57I might
01:06:57just tell
01:06:57you who
01:06:58actually
01:06:58wants you
01:06:59dead.
01:07:01In
01:07:02your
01:07:02dreams,
01:07:03loser.
01:07:05You
01:07:06are
01:07:06one
01:07:06ungrateful
01:07:07bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:12Perfect.
01:07:12A jam.
01:07:14You
01:07:15got
01:07:15lucky.
01:07:17Probably not
01:07:18twice in a
01:07:18row.
01:07:28Hey,
01:07:29Blair.
01:07:37Are you
01:07:38okay?
01:07:38You
01:07:38keep
01:07:39saving me
01:07:39if you're
01:07:39just
01:07:40going to
01:07:40push me
01:07:40away.
01:07:46You
01:07:47okay?
01:07:48You
01:07:48keep
01:07:48saving me
01:07:49if you're
01:07:49just
01:07:49going to
01:07:49push me
01:07:50away.
01:07:51I was
01:07:52scared.
01:07:53Scared that
01:07:53you'd get
01:07:54hurt because
01:07:54of me.
01:07:55But I'm
01:07:56done pushing
01:07:56you away,
01:07:56Blair.
01:07:58I'm not
01:07:58going to
01:07:59let you
01:07:59go again.
01:08:01how the
01:08:02hell did
01:08:02you
01:08:03find
01:08:03us?
01:08:14My
01:08:14turn.
01:08:18Who
01:08:19sent
01:08:19you?
01:08:20I
01:08:20did.
01:08:22You
01:08:22ran way
01:08:23over your
01:08:24head.
01:08:25I
01:08:26did.
01:08:27I
01:08:28did.
01:08:29I
01:08:29find
01:08:31I'll
01:08:32tell
01:08:32you.
01:08:33I'll
01:08:34tell
01:08:34you.
01:08:34It
01:08:35was
01:08:35the
01:08:36agency.
01:08:37You
01:08:37know?
01:08:38The
01:08:38ones that
01:08:39the
01:08:39legendary
01:08:40Nighthawk
01:08:41works for.
01:08:42You
01:08:42guys
01:08:42pissed
01:08:43off.
01:08:43the
01:08:44what?
01:08:48What?
01:08:52Stay
01:08:53behind me.
01:08:55Stay
01:08:55behind me.
01:09:05Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:08Just as I trained you.
01:09:17Couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:23Aesthetic.
01:09:24Oh?
01:09:25Chloe?
01:09:27Long time to see you, Blair.
01:09:32You're looking more than her like your father all the time.
01:09:34Trust me, that is not a compliment.
01:09:40My father, didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:43I'm Gloria, Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:54Gloria, what are you talking about?
01:09:59Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:02She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:05Don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08I just think I'm gonna kill you.
01:10:10And then the old witch is next.
01:10:14You mean that my father's death wasn't your accident?
01:10:17No, no.
01:10:21He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:33Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:47So you're cheating her over me?
01:10:50I'm not gonna let anyone hurt her.
01:10:53Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:11:18What's happening?
01:11:20Poison gas.
01:11:21Then lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:26What's happening?
01:11:27Poison gas.
01:11:29Now lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35So that means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38However, it must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:44I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:53You really are my finest creation.
01:11:56Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:58I don't care.
01:12:00I'm rewarded with mine.
01:12:02And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon.
01:12:06If you try to hurt her, I'm gonna fight you with everything you got.
01:12:28Even after everything that you did, Grandma still left half of her estate.
01:12:33To you, she never stopped loving you.
01:12:37You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:42Why?
01:12:43After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:54Glory Woods, drop the weapon and surrender.
01:12:58Hands up in the air.
01:13:00Turn around slowly.
01:13:01Don't reach for anything.
01:13:02Drop the weapon now.
01:13:06At the top of your head.
01:13:09Stop moving.
01:13:10Don't resist, lady.
01:13:11Turn around.
01:13:12She's reaching for something, okay?
01:13:14Step back.
01:13:15What do you say?
01:13:17I swear, I will kill them both.
01:13:19Gloria!
01:13:20Stop!
01:13:21Your brother!
01:13:22He died trying to save you!
01:13:25You think he abandoned you?
01:13:27Gloria, no!
01:13:28He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours.
01:13:32Ten million dollars just to keep you safe!
01:13:35He pushed you away.
01:13:38He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:40And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:48You're lying.
01:13:49You're the same, Mr. Ten.
01:13:51See her?
01:13:52I am not falling for it!
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:56Stop!
01:14:01This...
01:14:01Ends here.
01:14:06You're under arrest.
01:14:07Put your hands behind me.
01:14:07No!
01:14:08No!
01:14:08Get off of me!
01:14:09Stop it!
01:14:10Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me!
01:14:12Who do you?
01:14:14Get the hell off of me!
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:26Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:32Source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:37Hey.
01:14:40How did you find her?
01:14:42You're good people.
01:14:44Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:47Like I'm just tracking his top tier.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:53Aren't you angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:15:00But, um...
01:15:03I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:05Because I'm done.
01:15:07Karen.
01:15:11From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:22Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24Just eat it.
01:15:25I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay.
01:15:26So, um...
01:15:28Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay.
01:15:33So, what I'm hearing is...
01:15:35You want me to feed you?
01:15:37Mm-hmm.
01:15:38Okay.
01:15:43You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You.
01:15:56I'm...
01:15:58I'm...
01:15:59I'm...
01:16:00I'm...
01:16:01Blair wins.
01:16:03And you know me?
01:16:06Again?
01:16:08But for real to some...
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:09Yeah.
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