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00:01xico
00:02i'm a have to get paid for this kind of feel like i's made for it
00:06i'ma have to say grace to this think i'm about to be late for this
00:10she knows gone away for this take the pic but don't feel with this
00:13i'ma have to say grace to this i'ma have to get high for this
00:16i've had to swing by for this she gon add me on my rates
00:19I'm just going to talk about it, but I'm just going to talk about it.
00:25What?
00:27I'm waiting for you.
00:29Oh, yeah.
00:31Sorry.
00:32I was hoping that was something real and a momentary it's a course.
00:35I was hoping it was you.
00:37You might tell me that it's mine.
00:38I was hoping there was something even I would keep me digging over time.
00:59Famalicious.
01:02Are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:09Famalicious.
01:10I hate you.
01:11You're not mad?
01:12No, of course not.
01:14Look at you.
01:14You're playing with the big boys now.
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position.
01:17It's David versus Goliath.
01:19Potter versus Voldemort.
01:21Frodo versus Sauron.
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head to head at the Hustings.
01:31But I warn you.
01:33I play dirty.
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see.
01:39Ah!
01:40I'm working.
01:40So fun.
01:42Let's get into it.
01:43Hey!
01:44Woo!
01:46Woo!
01:47Woo!
01:50Woo!
01:50Woo!
01:50Woo!
01:51Woo!
02:02Woo!
02:03Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:10Fuck!
02:17Felix!
02:17Yo, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARP isn't going to complete itself.
02:21Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:24but just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:28I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:31I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better.
02:43First-hand sources and documents courtesy of my godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59Alright.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:03Preferably by six.
03:03Great.
03:04Yeah.
03:04I'm going to go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09You to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:35You thirsty.
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest?
03:44So you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46A chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my eyes.
03:51Ouch-a!
03:51Not fitting in?!
03:53Pas-a!
03:55Tried...
03:55Where should we get?
03:58w- ל 1993
04:01Shedded for life.
04:22Oh, God, yeah. You look like Beth.
04:25What was I thinking? I won't win this.
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest. I hardly think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:30He's bribing people for the vote.
04:32What? Bun-sized dairy snacks?
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:37Hi, ladies.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well...
04:53What is it? What's wrong?
04:55My family's going to find out that I've lied. I've already told them I've got the internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand.
04:59You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musky, you're natural. I like it.
05:23You have not had a chance to shout.
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I've finished my final piece.
05:26Oh, my God, no way?
05:28Wait, so the peaches are, like...
05:29Dead. Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God. I'm so happy for you. Is this it?
05:32Can I see it?
05:33Hey, hey, hey. It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am.
05:42I mean, that isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me. I did.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just, I'm so proud of you. Seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The street is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03Don't pull it into place.
06:04Oh, my God, we should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:09Imagine two queer black artists baring their soul for unapologetic art show over the magic of that face.
06:25Toby, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate. Urgent revision.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abby, it's me again.
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:41So, call me back.
06:42Toby, what? You're looking fine.
06:44Fine, boy.
06:45What? No pimple.
06:46Like your dimple, simple.
06:48Has anyone told you you're looking fine today?
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man. I'm booking flights.
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me, what do you want?
06:54So, it turns out, being the dominant sclammy means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, who's the most likely person?
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04Fine.
07:04No.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job and...
07:13Well, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move up my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28All right.
07:28What are you talking about air miles?
07:29London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:33My dad has thousands.
07:33So, what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:46Two hours.
07:47I'll help you.
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C-supplements.
08:40They're caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Awesome.
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard, intruding like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me, but it was just a part of the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:06God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:19After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes, Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind, so everything rests on my hustings speech.
10:43Which I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That, uh, that X-factor.
10:50That Tobyism.
10:52Right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55But we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:57So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, uh, I'm going to start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say, who's there?
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students going to make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:49Pick up your top lip.
11:51You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can, you know, I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again.
12:27All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds, you're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment, you're in a trouble zone.
12:39Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:48Yeah, sure.
12:50Um, okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
12:58economies, and cultures.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves, while impoverishing local
13:05populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:15I thought you only cited the quotes.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um, not on this page, not on this page.
13:31This stuff is my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI, bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:37You can't be using AI.
13:37They will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot.
13:50I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52I just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me, um, and I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
14:21That's not all around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:23I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:30Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:31Hey.
14:34Just what the doctor ordered.
14:36Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:40I did buy off.
14:54Yep.
14:56We did.
14:57I have nothing.
14:58Good.
14:58We have to go and support Femi because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now.
15:03Yes, now.
15:09But I can't lie, though.
15:10So we have some links or something because it's been hella funky.
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:18Yo, Leo, come here.
15:22What?
15:23Toby said we have to help Femi out.
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now.
15:25Yeah, I can't because I'm busy.
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:34So just ditch him.
15:35I can't.
15:35We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:42A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Just get...
16:07No, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:16Well, yeah, look.
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Goodbye.
16:21Calm.
16:21Let's just go.
16:22Okay, visual sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:32You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Cool.
16:36Great.
16:41Well, I'll see you later.
17:09We're good.
17:09All right, settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:13Good to come.
17:15Good to come.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamie,
17:36well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However, see me afterwards, Quentin.
17:44However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honor.
18:00Miss Macdonald.
18:03Miss Macdonald?
18:03Miss Macdonald?
18:16Jonathan, welcome to the hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calumet!
18:28The first to receive...
18:29Cheers!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidates!
18:46My best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devonye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:08Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a bloody good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors, Cheese Boy, Lemmy, or The Ginger, would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:38Thank you, Chaplain Jones, you have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Semi Femi!
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:47Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo, and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Dominus Calami.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position, a popularity contest, but what if you selected someone who could
20:16help you lay the foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:29Wow!
20:30That was uninspiring!
20:33Up next, we have...
20:35Joel Stroglie!
20:44Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:51Yeah!
20:51I mean, uh...
20:53Bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub, rather than a dong.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I'm joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient.
21:07Resourceful.
21:07I know that.
21:08Better than anyone.
21:10Like the time he forgot to pack boxes so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
21:15Yeah.
21:16No, I know.
21:17Gross.
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:38Semi Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:49Vote for me.
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to...
22:09Tumf!
22:09Fart!
22:10Tumf!
22:14Tumf!
22:19Tumf!
22:20Tumf!
22:21Tumf!
22:21Tumf!
22:22Tumf!
22:22Tumf!
22:23Tumf!
22:25Tumf!
22:25Tumf!
22:25Tumf!
22:27Tumf!
22:28Tumf!
22:29Yo, Omar!
22:30Where you going?
22:31Brother, where you going?
22:32Hey, Omar, where you going?
22:33Yo, listen.
22:34I know it's embarrassing.
22:35Fuck, it's embarrassing by association, but, brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
22:38It's me and Johnny.
22:39You want to talk to me?
22:40I don't want to talk to him right now.
22:41Alright, cool.
22:41At least hand in your vote.
22:43Bro, I gotta go.
22:44Just cast your vote, bro!
22:45Omar!
22:46Cast your vote, man!
22:49Your snake!
22:51Snake in it, man.
22:52Mr. Stakes!
22:54Yeah, miss.
22:55This doesn't look like a revision.
22:58It's biology.
22:59Because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations, so...
23:03Right.
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole.
23:09Sorry, miss.
23:10Sorry, excuse me.
23:12Um...
23:12Are you sure this is...
23:13You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
23:16No, that's correct.
23:18I've never got a B in my life.
23:20This was a mock exam.
23:22Imagine if it had been the real thing.
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks.
23:26I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers, distracted by this and that.
23:29Sorry, but that's not true.
23:30I've been focused, miss.
23:32I've been focused.
23:32I have been focused.
23:33Yes, I just...
23:35Hobi.
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No.
23:39Why are you not?
23:40Because unless you pick it up, you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise.
23:47Let this be a wake-up call.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit.
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock.
24:16I cancelled.
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library, but I have
24:32no choice.
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand.
24:38Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening, but I actually got work to put in.
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
24:44Yeah, I know.
24:45I don't think you do, because if you did, you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here.
24:49Well, if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened.
24:54You know, I was up at 5am today, just so I could get the nail off to see you.
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol unit.
25:00But that doesn't give an excuse to be shitty.
25:02And judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards.
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going.
25:08Cool.
25:14Cool.
25:23Cool.
25:24Cool.
25:26Cool.
25:28Are you from Severston?
25:57All right, Claire.
25:59Thanks.
26:00Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let that floppy heads fool you, you know.
26:02They can mess you up.
26:03I was visiting Leo.
26:04Well, until she kicked me out.
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go.
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear, you know, just in case.
26:19Um, do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leo.
26:28Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
26:31The votes have been verified.
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry.
26:44Miss Chaplain Jones.
26:53Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
26:55You'll prove to this day!
26:57Move.
26:58Useless, useless.
26:59And you know what, Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted.
27:01Oh, useless!
27:02Move!
27:03Move!
27:05This is an unprecedented vote.
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
27:11As a result, after a brief intermission, we will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16and then vote...
27:18again.
27:18Ah, fuck my life.
27:21Jesus, Jesus, Lord.
27:26Well done, you made it through.
27:27Good effort.
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
27:30Oh, that was nothing.
27:31That was just a mere tip.
27:33The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
27:41Shaft and ball?
27:42Yeah.
28:07Man like Tobi.
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you were almost starting to forget me.
28:11Busy, bro.
28:12Busy.
28:12How's it all going, though?
28:14Well, I did a mock exam.
28:17I got a B.
28:19Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no.
28:22I'm just, I'm surprised.
28:23I don't associate you with Bs, innit?
28:24It's more of...
28:25Femmys, too.
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year.
28:29Me.
28:29I.
28:30Had that choice.
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby or whatever.
28:34And now, it's looking like I haven't even got the option.
28:37Well, it's a mock.
28:38I can bounce back.
28:40Jay, even if I can scrape it back,
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights and all of that shit.
28:45Bro, she currently goes to me right now, so I don't even know what's going on.
28:50Fuck me, man.
28:52What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:54Come on, man.
28:56It's Cambridge.
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro.
28:58If she don't understand, then I don't know, man.
29:01She will, though.
29:02You reckon?
29:02Yeah.
29:04Look, man.
29:05It's a big leap.
29:07But you have to face it.
29:08Even me coming here.
29:09Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sort.
29:12But I'm glad I did it.
29:15Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure.
29:21Yo, people are moving, aren't they?
29:22So let me buy you back, yeah?
29:23All right.
29:24All right, he's it.
29:25In a bit.
29:34So this is it.
29:38Nah.
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh.
29:39I'm not laughing.
29:40It's shock, bro.
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way.
29:42Different emotions and sides in all of us fighting and harmonizing simultaneously.
29:48Thanks.
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear.
29:50You can go now.
29:51I'm in no rush, bro.
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion.
29:59She said she had her shitload left over.
30:00Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
30:04And they say romance is dead.
30:08So what's going on with you and Leah?
30:10We're just different people.
30:12Different priorities.
30:13If that makes sense.
30:14Yeah.
30:15Makes a lot of sense.
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing, and he's great.
30:21Really lovely.
30:22In fact, and he's got me jumping behind pillars.
30:26What?
30:26In a good way.
30:27I keep hiding from him.
30:29I think I like him because he's safe.
30:33I thought that's good for me because, you know, safe is my happy place.
30:35I love safe.
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:38I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is.
30:42I'm not fooled by the button-up look.
30:45I think you're attracted to messiness.
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
30:51I think it's you.
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket or jumping behind pillars to avoid
30:58what you really want.
31:08Thank you, man.
31:10Of course.
31:11You're wise.
31:12I watch a lot of Right at First Sight with my grandma.
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro.
31:16Don't get in.
31:17Nobody watches that.
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that.
31:20See you later, man.
31:31Oh, hi.
31:33Leah.
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up the other night?
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang.
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing.
31:46But it was for a good reason, I promise.
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason, but then it turns out that he is a dickhead.
31:51You met up with someone else.
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04That is just blatant nepotism.
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
32:08Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
32:16Sorry.
32:17Sorry.
32:18Are you even from here?
32:20Cynophobic.
32:21Oh, that's not even a word.
32:22Yes, it is.
32:23And you're an idiot.
32:24Thank you very much.
32:25Objection and overruled, but sustained.
32:28Tramley.
32:29Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense.
32:31Like, because the dom has, like, like, like, never been a woman.
32:35So that would make it fair.
32:36Oh, bless you.
32:38Pathetic.
32:39And this one.
32:40Look at him as the dom.
32:42Stiff.
32:43Wooden.
32:44Lifeless.
32:45And those were just his King Lear reviews.
32:47Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults.
32:48Shut up, mate.
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way.
32:52Yeah.
32:53Thank you very much.
32:57Order.
32:58Order.
32:59Adebayo.
33:01Yeah.
33:02I wore the same pants for a week.
33:05Yeah, I got pissed and pissed my bed and hid my sheets.
33:12Let's see.
33:12What else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
33:19I piss sitting down.
33:23You'll probably tell them that I'm a virgin.
33:32So, beyond the put-downs, you've got nothing.
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom, because it doesn't mean anything to you.
33:42Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
33:51Well, it means something to me.
33:54I want to do our year justice.
33:57I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year, full of absolute legends.
34:07So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit, vote for someone who does.
34:40Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbury!
34:45That's right!
34:4710 for these unlimited weapons for everyone!
35:23I'm not sure.
35:25I'm not sure.
35:26I'm not sure if we're still together.
35:27I hope we are.
35:30I just want to talk to you.
35:31I need to talk to you.
35:32It's about the travelling.
35:34I'm not sure where your head is at, or any of it.
35:41What are you doing?
35:43It's now a bad time.
35:44No.
35:48It's just, er...
35:52I've kind of, like, left me on read for the past, like, three days.
35:57Yeah, I know.
35:57I'm sorry.
35:58Well, I was about to send you a message.
36:00Me first.
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge, and that you weren't
36:06going because of me, and so I thought I could stay away from you, and I tried, but I couldn't,
36:10I can't.
36:10So, I think that's because I love you.
36:17You...
36:18You don't need to say it back.
36:20Or anything.
36:31But, I mean, you could say something.
36:33Yeah.
36:33Nah, shit.
36:36Um...
36:39I love you too.
36:43I...
36:44I...
36:50Papa love you.
36:54I love you.
37:06But, Cambridge...
37:08I don't know about you, but...
37:09I don't know if I can do long distance.
37:12I don't know if I can be...
37:14I don't know if I can be...
37:15I don't know if I can be...
37:16Mean evil.
37:29Oh my God.
37:44The votes have been verified.
37:51And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is Johnson.
37:59What?
38:00No, no, honey, it's okay. I'm just fine.
38:02Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is...
38:16...tramley!
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
38:23...Femi Adebayo.
38:26What?
38:29Congratulations, Semi-Femi!
38:36Well, come on up, dickhead.
38:55How? Did you do it?
38:57You were there.
38:59Confidence, character and charisma.
39:01Come on.
39:02Nobody chose you over Glaston tickets.
39:05They saw through your life.
39:05I wasn't lying.
39:07I have connects and everyone in that room knows that. That's why something isn't adding up here.
39:13I smell a rat.
39:14Well, I know it's hard to accept, but David beat Goliath.
39:20Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, Fem-Fems, and I will find the truth.
39:25You trust me!
39:33Hey.
39:34Hear my man about, hey, is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death.
39:39It is!
39:40So, are you going to tell us, or are you just gonna...
39:43Yeah, nah, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
39:47What?
39:49This.
39:55Everyone's showing their A-level pieces, and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
40:00It gives, uh, I don't, uh...
40:03...Lito?
40:03What is it?
40:06It's me.
40:07Not so much showing who I am, but rather revealing how I experience me.
40:12So, yeah.
40:14What do you think?
40:15It's giving me emotion sickness.
40:16We're not even moving.
40:18Look, guys, Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
40:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see, but I can't do
40:23it alone.
40:24You guys need to help, so we've got to do it now.
40:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but...
40:29I agree with Carol.
40:32Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
40:35You're lying.
40:36I mean, I thought you guys would come and help me out.
40:38This is us helping you.
40:39Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
40:43You know what?
40:44What do you know?
40:44You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
40:48He got...
40:49You, yeah?
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
40:52Yo, take the best out of your way.
40:53And then you, Femi.
40:54You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
40:56No, I can't lie.
40:57No, no.
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58No, bro.
40:58You just ruined us.
41:00Guys, guys.
41:01Can you guys please go?
41:02Omar, listen.
41:03Our bad...
41:03Yeah, please.
41:04In fact, get out.
41:06Cool.
41:07Van Gogh?
41:23Can't stop, don't stop.
41:25Oh.
41:26And she says she like I'm rough.
41:29You can't let me like a cowboy.
41:31I'm a cowboy.
41:33Can't stop, don't stop.
41:35Oh.
41:36You're sweet like sugar.
41:37Let me taste your sugar.
41:40You can't be super.
41:43You can't be, can't be super.
41:45Cause you're sweet like sugar.
41:47Let me taste your sugar.
41:50You can't be super.
41:52You can't be, can't be super.
41:55Don't wait, don't cut, cage me.
42:00Sweet danger, there's no saving me.
42:04Let's do this wind water.
42:05I'm in.
42:11I'm in.
42:18I'm in.
42:20interchange me.
42:21I'm in.
42:21Come's in.
42:21I'm in.
42:22In.
42:23I'm in.
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