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00:05:19How are you doing?
00:05:37You got to fire it again, didn't you?
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:39Didn't you?
00:05:41Who told you that?
00:05:43Hubie Marshall called me at work.
00:05:45He called you at work?
00:05:46Oh, that's it. That's it. Okay.
00:05:48I'm gonna have it. I'll speak. What did he say?
00:05:51He said he fired you.
00:05:55And you believe them?
00:05:56Damn straight, I do.
00:05:58All due respect, Dad, you're Mr. Gullible. Sometimes.
00:06:03The truth of the matter is, Dad, I resigned.
00:06:06And I'll tell you something else, Dad.
00:06:07Shut up, Jimmy.
00:06:08When I took the job, I had no idea it was gonna be a higher-fire situation.
00:06:14Luther Bettenhauser's boy's doing much better.
00:06:16What's wrong with him?
00:06:17He fell off his grandfather's silo.
00:06:18He's got brain damage.
00:06:20He does not.
00:06:21He does, too.
00:06:22Hoover Faces, his tongue's gonna hang out the side of his mouth for the rest of his life.
00:06:26And when he dies and they bury him, at the funeral they're gonna put a mask on him.
00:06:30Do I have to listen to this while I'm eating?
00:06:34Let's talk about something else.
00:06:41Josie McClellan moved to New York.
00:06:43She did not.
00:06:44I just saw her today.
00:06:46Well, I don't know how you could.
00:06:48I heard at the bank that she got tired of taking care of her father and she told him to
00:06:52jump in a lake.
00:06:53And then she left for New York to get her an MBA in high fashion design at the University of
00:06:57New York City.
00:06:58I just saw her down at the gas station.
00:07:01In Living Color.
00:07:02We had a cup of java together.
00:07:05Well, I'm gonna take Lou Selby's word over yours any day.
00:07:09Lou Selby.
00:07:10Lou Selby's a drunk.
00:07:13You know, for a guy who's just lost his umpteenth job, you sure are handy with the tongue sword.
00:07:17You got canned again?
00:07:19Well, he didn't get canned.
00:07:22You got fired.
00:07:25There's gotta be some kind of record.
00:07:31Not only are you an obnoxious slug, but you're a freeloading obnoxious slug.
00:07:36Well, you should talk.
00:07:38What are you, in your mid-forties and still living at home?
00:07:41I'm 24 and I pay rent.
00:07:45So do I.
00:07:46You did pay rent.
00:07:48Dad?
00:07:49You mean you're cutting my rent?
00:07:52Hell no!
00:07:53Not paying rent because you don't have a job and you don't have any money.
00:07:57You're out of school and you live in this house, you pay rent.
00:08:05I wanna stay home.
00:08:09I wanna stay home right here.
00:08:13I wanna stay home today.
00:08:18I wanna stay home.
00:08:20I wanna stay.
00:08:21No, Jim!
00:08:21Jim!
00:08:23Wake up!
00:08:24Hey!
00:08:25Jim!
00:08:27Jim!
00:08:28I'm only six o'clock.
00:08:32When my day begins.
00:08:35You know, getting this job, restoring your faith and pride in me is a number one priority right now, Dad.
00:08:43Priority ought to be making something of yourself.
00:08:46That's right up there.
00:08:47When I was your age, I couldn't wait to get out of my folks' house.
00:08:53I love living at home.
00:09:05I don't think this is such a great place for me to work, Dad.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Say I don't get this job, hypothetically.
00:09:17Are you gonna be upset?
00:09:18You don't get this job, you're on a bus to St. Louis.
00:09:22St. Louis?
00:09:23Well, Jeff's offered to put you to work in his garden shop.
00:09:26I don't know anything about gardening.
00:09:28You will learn!
00:09:31I'm getting a distinct feeling that you want me out of your life.
00:09:34I don't want you out of my life, I want you out of my house.
00:09:40Stop!
00:09:41Okay, okay, okay.
00:09:42Shh!
00:09:58Are you sure I can't offer you a coffee and a bear claw?
00:10:02No, thanks.
00:10:02They're very good.
00:10:04They're fresh.
00:10:05No, I'm fine.
00:10:06You don't want one, and I don't need one.
00:10:09Right.
00:10:10I love the darn things, though, I tell you.
00:10:12You know, I got a sweet tooth.
00:10:14I could eat those things by the dozen, by the looks of what I have.
00:10:19I tell you, I'm so excited that you're considering joining the Target team.
00:10:24We all are.
00:10:26I appreciate that.
00:10:28Good.
00:10:29Then let's cut right to the chase, shall we?
00:10:32We're prepared to offer you $42,500 a year with a full benefit package.
00:10:39That's dental, medical, profit-sharing pension, expense account, car allowance, vacation, of course, and any and all relocating expenses.
00:10:51This is our first, best, and last offer.
00:10:54What do you think?
00:10:57Well...
00:10:58A CD.
00:10:59With all due respect.
00:11:01I came in here with the number 45 in my mind, and I...
00:11:14I...
00:11:22I...
00:11:23I...
00:11:23Hmm...
00:11:30you've got me 45 it is
00:11:35welcome aboard thank you i'd like to buy you lunch no no no no your money's no good here
00:11:41lunch is mine all right i'm not gonna argue with you you better not i'm bigger than you are
00:11:47hang on a sec well yeah i told her to hold my calls get it yeah yeah peg uh-huh
00:11:53no it's okay no he's right here with me now i beg
00:11:58yeah we just closed the deal uh-huh oh he's a slam dunk too uh yeah i i got him
00:12:04for 45
00:12:10no he's he's right here
00:12:14what do you mean he missed the plane
00:12:19then who the hell am i talking to
00:12:23oh lord
00:12:27i'll uh i'll get back to you
00:12:31hey i know a great little italian place that has the best pasta primitones in the world
00:12:37lovely wife you have dodge james
00:12:45james i'm afraid we have a little misunderstanding here you see i i thought you came in for the
00:12:51uh operations manager's job
00:12:54i have you down here as a night cleanup boy
00:13:00well i'm a little overpaid for night cleanup boy when you say cd
00:13:06the truth is james i can offer you uh 4.44 per hour
00:13:15uh four four four dollars and forty four cents
00:13:19what about the benefits
00:13:20two fifteen minute breaks and a half hour for lunch
00:13:25and the title is uh night
00:13:27cleanup boy
00:13:29yes
00:13:33i'll take it
00:13:35oh and uh
00:13:36lose the curl
00:13:39welcome to the target team
00:13:40thank you
00:13:42so the parrot says
00:13:43of course i can talk
00:13:45can you fly
00:13:50i don't want any damn japanese automobile plant in this town
00:13:57it means jobs
00:14:00i don't need jobs
00:14:02your governor's trying to use my town as a political chip
00:14:05gentlemen i resent that
00:14:06well there could be some specific benefits for you
00:14:10personally
00:14:16josey
00:14:19yeah
00:14:20come here
00:14:21i want you to meet these gentlemen from the governor's office
00:14:26come on in here honey
00:14:44honey i want you to meet uh bill
00:14:46bob bob bob boszenbeck
00:14:53bob
00:15:10dave
00:15:15i'm pleasure dave
00:15:18right
00:15:19dave hockner
00:15:22i don't want to interrupt your meeting
00:15:25very nice to meet both of you
00:15:27bye
00:15:29bye
00:15:36josey
00:15:39josey
00:15:47josey
00:15:48you pull another stunt like you did today
00:15:51i'll beat the living daylights out of you
00:16:16i'll beat the living daylights out of you
00:16:21i'll beat the living daylights out of you
00:16:23i'll beat the living daylights out of you
00:16:23josey
00:16:24josey
00:16:24josey
00:16:34josey
00:16:51josey
00:16:53You ordered a limousine?
00:16:56Of course.
00:16:59My first day of work, I was gonna look if my dad drives me.
00:17:03I'll treat myself for getting the job.
00:17:05It's only 50 bucks.
00:17:10Right on time, Henry.
00:17:12Yes, sir.
00:17:13Henry, this side.
00:17:15Very well.
00:17:15Yeah.
00:17:19Now!
00:17:28Hey, Jim! Where you going?
00:17:31Hello, boys.
00:17:34Going to Paris on an F-14.
00:17:36Got a little peace meeting with the Vice President of Bulgaria.
00:17:39Business, you know?
00:17:41Then I'm going to Venice for a big spaghetti dinner with the Princess of Austria.
00:17:45Beautiful lady. Really big bones.
00:17:48Remember to brush your teeth, Bellman!
00:17:50You too, Sidney!
00:17:52I'm the host!
00:17:56Jim is so cool.
00:18:01Now listen to the beat, a beat of the song song.
00:18:03I'm dancing in my head, head like a bomb dog.
00:18:06Listen to the beat, beat of the song.
00:18:08I'm dancing in my head, my head like a bomb dog.
00:18:11Get some checkin' through the bookin' like one big flop.
00:18:14I see my song and I'm a rackin'!
00:18:17I burn it up with a pretty ass fever!
00:18:20To beat, beat, beat of a song song.
00:18:21Get buzzing in my head, head, head like a bomb dog.
00:18:24Listen to the beat, beat of the song song.
00:18:26Your buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dog.
00:18:36Listen to the beat, beat of the song song.
00:18:42You're buzzing in my head!
00:18:43My head like a bomb-bomb
00:18:44But listen to the beat
00:18:45A beat of a song-song
00:18:46Buzzing in my head
00:18:47My head like a bomb-bomb
00:18:48We're standing alive
00:18:50With a kick on fire
00:18:51To the kick on jack
00:18:52On a Japanese boogie
00:18:53It's a matter of way
00:18:54It's a matter of way
00:18:55I'm playing like a shotgun
00:18:56I know they're talking to
00:18:57To the beat
00:18:58Beat of a song-song
00:18:59Buzzing in my head
00:19:00My head like a bomb-bomb
00:19:01But listen to the beat
00:19:02Beat of a song-song
00:19:04Buzzing in my head
00:19:05Head like a bomb-bomb
00:19:06To the boogie like one big flop
00:19:08Tell me about the soul
00:19:09One habit clock
00:19:10I sing my song and I'm a rocker
00:19:13Burning up with a good-ass screamer
00:19:15To the beat
00:19:16Beat of a song-song
00:19:17Buzzing in my head
00:19:18Head like a bomb-bomb
00:19:19Now we're standing alive
00:19:21With a kick on fire
00:19:22Kick on fire
00:19:23On a Japanese boogie
00:19:24Stand in alive
00:19:25With a kick on fire
00:19:26Kick on fire
00:19:27You've got a loose towel here
00:19:29First thing in the morning
00:19:30I want you to take some
00:19:30Epoxy-Cement and take care of this
00:19:31I don't need a lawsuit, okay?
00:19:34I've got enough to worry about
00:19:38Who is he?
00:19:39Attention, shopper
00:19:40The store will be closing in five minutes
00:19:43Please bring all your purchases to the front
00:19:45Thank you
00:19:46Head like a bomb-bomb
00:19:48Listen to the beat
00:19:49Beat of a song
00:19:50Buzzing in my head
00:19:51Now I head like a bomb-bomb
00:19:52To the boogie like one big flop
00:19:55I don't know about the soul
00:19:56One habit clock
00:19:57I sing my song and I'm a rocker
00:19:59I burn it up with a good-ass screamer
00:20:05Listen to the beat
00:20:25Are you a slacker?
00:20:28Uh, no, Presbyterian
00:20:31What did you say?
00:20:32What did you say?
00:20:33Now I'm asking you a simple question
00:20:35Are you lazy?
00:20:36No, sir
00:20:37Because the last guy that wore that uniform
00:20:39Was a lazy slacker
00:20:40And I fired his no-good butt
00:20:43Uh, about the uniform
00:20:46Will I be getting my own?
00:20:48You work out, which I doubt
00:20:50You could have yourself a new name patch
00:20:57Would I be able to have it laundered?
00:20:59It smells a little bit like Darnell
00:21:01I don't think you know
00:21:02Who you're messing with, boy
00:21:04All right, after you clean the ladies
00:21:06And the men's crappers
00:21:07And I'm talking about
00:21:07You better be able to eat off those bowls
00:21:09Oh, sure
00:21:09You clean my coffee maker
00:21:11Then you wax my desk
00:21:12Ah, now, clean what?
00:21:14You clean my coffee maker
00:21:16And wax my desk
00:21:17Oh, yes, I got it
00:21:18You sweep the aisle
00:21:19Starting with health and beauty
00:21:20And you work your way over
00:21:21To juniors and misses
00:21:22Ups and downs
00:21:23Leaving you debris in the cross aisles
00:21:25So I start with health and beauty
00:21:27And what did I just say?
00:21:28Yeah, I just said you start with health and beauty
00:21:29Okay?
00:21:30Then you do your cross aisles
00:21:31That'll bring your dustbin into play
00:21:33You take the debris
00:21:34You load it into the dustbin
00:21:36You take the dustbin
00:21:37Out to the loading dock area
00:21:38And you empty it into the receptacle
00:21:40Huh?
00:21:41You got that?
00:21:41Yeah
00:21:42Easy as pie, huh?
00:21:43Now, I was in blood for a brief period of Del Taco
00:21:45I mean, I don't care about your Del Taco experiences, boy
00:21:48All right, now, we got this little problem
00:21:50This store with grazers
00:21:51You know what a grazer is, boy?
00:21:52Uh, is that some sort of farm truck?
00:21:55A grazer is a customer
00:21:56Or an employee that eats off the shelves, okay?
00:21:58Sort of similar to a cow
00:22:00Grazing in a field of grass
00:22:01Mm-hmm
00:22:01Only this isn't a field of grass, okay?
00:22:03And you're not a cow
00:22:03There's no eating
00:22:05You're not being paid to eat, so don't
00:22:06You got any questions?
00:22:08Uh, not right offhand, no
00:22:09You think you can handle it?
00:22:11Oh, I'll give it the old college try
00:22:12Don't touch me!
00:22:15Well, despite our age difference
00:22:17I think I'm really gonna enjoy working with you
00:22:19Let's get something straight, boy
00:22:20You ain't working with me
00:22:21You're working for me
00:22:22Well, still, I think it's gonna be fun being around you
00:22:25Yeah, well, I'm gonna be anywhere near you
00:22:27I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties
00:22:29At a Colleen Jackson
00:22:30You're not gonna be here?
00:22:31Hell no
00:22:34I'm gonna be here by myself?
00:22:38Yeah, that's right
00:22:39And you better stay out of the ladies' undergoods
00:22:43Wait a minute
00:22:44Nobody told me that I would be here alone
00:22:46What are you doing?
00:22:48Saving money
00:22:49Wait a minute
00:22:50You're turning off the lights?
00:22:51At 25 seconds, you got light in every third aisle
00:22:53When the sun comes up, you turn off all the lights
00:22:56You understand?
00:22:57No, no, I don't understand
00:22:58Just hold on a second
00:23:00I'm locking you in
00:23:02When I come back at 7, open up
00:23:04I'll let you out
00:23:07You're locking me in?
00:23:09What, you take me for a fool?
00:23:11Nobody gets a set of keys on their first night
00:23:13Nobody!
00:23:15Now get to work!
00:23:17What if there's a fire?
00:23:18Then the fire department will come
00:23:20I could perish!
00:23:23Boo
00:23:23You can't do this
00:23:24A locked in, a loan, in the dark
00:23:26I'm almost out of part of my employment agreement
00:23:29David!
00:23:29David!
00:23:44Dad!
00:23:49Ah!
00:24:18You got to wash with the crocodile
00:24:22You got to swim with the sharks in the sea
00:24:27You got to live with the crooked politician
00:24:31Trust those things that you can never see
00:24:34Ah yeah, yeah, yeah
00:24:36Ah yeah, yeah
00:24:40Ah yeah, yeah, yeah
00:24:41Ah yeah, yeah, yeah
00:24:51It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:24:55Every day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:03It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:25:08One day you wake up, I hope it's a blue sky
00:25:15It's a blue sky
00:25:23It's a blue sky
00:25:24It's a blue sky
00:25:27It's a blue sky
00:25:29It's a blue sky
00:25:469.17?
00:25:51Time for a break.
00:26:18Hello?
00:26:22Anybody out there?
00:26:24When I accepted the post of President Gran Puba of Target, realizing that I have brought
00:26:35meaningfulness and peace and happiness into the lives of thousands of people.
00:26:40Jim Dodge on Monroe.
00:26:42Top moneymaker on the tour.
00:26:44His father's here today, but Dodge.
00:26:47And Sister Penny's sad, sad story was just admitted to University Hospital while trying
00:26:53to pop a zit, her head mysteriously exploded.
00:27:20Dad!
00:27:21Hi!
00:27:22Jim, do you know what time it is?
00:27:24You know, I started to think about Christmas.
00:27:27They're gifts.
00:27:28Because I'm in a store, a big store, and I'm starting to get a lot of gift ideas.
00:27:32Hi!
00:27:33Mom!
00:27:33Hi!
00:27:34How's it going?
00:27:36Well, I've finished all my janitor stuff.
00:27:38I've finished most of it.
00:27:40I've got to save some stuff for later.
00:27:41But it's easy as well.
00:27:43Um, honey, it's a little late.
00:27:46Yeah, it is kind of late.
00:27:48Well, sleep tight.
00:27:50See you in the morning.
00:27:52Love you, too.
00:27:59Mr. James Dodge.
00:28:24Mark.
00:28:26I've got some Fortniteハハ.
00:28:39Go!
00:28:41Go!
00:28:42Go!
00:28:43Go!
00:28:44Go!
00:28:45Go!
00:28:46Go!
00:28:47Go!
00:28:49You're going!
00:28:50Go!
00:28:50Go!
00:28:50Go!
00:28:51Go!
00:28:52Go!
00:28:52Go!
00:28:57Oh, he can't be happy as a night clean-up boy.
00:29:04Sweetheart, he wants us to call him a janitor.
00:29:10Maybe I should have spent less time harping and more time helping.
00:29:15Harping on him to help him what?
00:29:19Harping on him to leave and helping him to come to...
00:29:22good, mature, productive person he could be.
00:29:27Yeah!
00:29:45Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
00:29:47Peace!
00:29:50Yeah!
00:29:52Woo-hoo, ooh-ooh!
00:29:56Ooh-ooh-oh!
00:29:57Yeah!
00:29:59Yeah!
00:30:23Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:30:56Are you all right?
00:31:00Yes, I'm fine, thanks
00:31:02And you?
00:31:04What are you doing here?
00:31:07I work here
00:31:10Have a good one, Oscar Dunn
00:31:11Okay, Carl
00:31:13Keep in touch
00:31:14Let me know if you hear anything
00:31:19Well, since she didn't leave on the bus
00:31:21Apparently she isn't here
00:31:23Let's go look for her someplace else
00:31:24She wouldn't be dumb enough to thumb, would she?
00:31:28Does she have any friends that she might have run off with?
00:31:33Boyfriend
00:31:33Would you just get in the car
00:31:35So we can go look for the girl, please?
00:31:38I'm tired
00:31:38I had to get out of the bed
00:31:40I haven't had any coffee
00:31:40I don't feel good
00:31:41My daughter, I don't know where the hell she is
00:31:43You're standing by the car there
00:31:45Sounding like some goddamn preacher or something
00:31:47Come on, get in the car
00:31:50Prick
00:31:55Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself?
00:31:58Oh, no
00:32:00I'm kidding
00:32:01No, I'm fine
00:32:03Can I ask what you were doing?
00:32:05Uh, oh, I was roller skating
00:32:08I know, but why?
00:32:10Well, why not?
00:32:12Got bored
00:32:13One thing led to another
00:32:15And I'm roller skating in my shorts
00:32:18Better question would be
00:32:19What are you doing here?
00:32:22Shopping
00:32:23Uh, well, we've been closed for five hours
00:32:25Yeah, I fell asleep
00:32:28While shopping?
00:32:29No, in the ladies' dressing room
00:32:31That makes no sense
00:32:33You're a high-profile young ingenue
00:32:35I was debating
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Whether or not to get arrested for shoplifting
00:32:40Doesn't your father own like $10 million worth of real estate in this town?
00:32:43Well, it's not my fault
00:32:44No, no, I didn't imply such
00:32:47It just seems funny that someone of your, uh
00:32:50Wealth?
00:32:51If you will, would be shoplifting
00:32:53I didn't do it
00:32:54I chickened out
00:32:57Would consider shoplifting
00:32:59It's a long, dull, self-indulgent, highly unromantic story about
00:33:04Overbearing father, deceased mother and brother, and
00:33:07A completely confused girl
00:33:10Looks a little like me
00:33:15Okay?
00:33:22She ends up
00:33:24Uh-huh
00:33:24Uh-huh
00:33:49I sure am glad you dropped by.
00:33:51I mean, I was getting pretty tired of being with myself.
00:33:58I guess, uh, I guess I'm what you call a people person.
00:34:05What are you cooking?
00:34:06Uh, hobo chicken.
00:34:07It's a glazed chicken in wine sauce with vegetables and skin on potatoes.
00:34:13Silverware, silverware.
00:34:18It's only 210 calories, and I don't know if you're watching your figure, but I sure am.
00:34:25Uh, if you could just grab a serving spoon over there, I think we'll be set.
00:34:34Uh, keep your distance from these things.
00:34:36I think it's safe to keep five feet.
00:34:43I think they're about done.
00:34:48Well, dining room's right this way.
00:34:56I think my father poured the cement for your pool.
00:35:02He's a cement contractor.
00:35:04Good man.
00:35:07Bud Dodge?
00:35:08My mother works at the Hanukkahs over Christmas, part-time.
00:35:11My sister is a teller at the bank.
00:35:13My brother's in grade school.
00:35:14He's not employed at the moment.
00:35:16I used to work at the animal shelter, but I was terminated.
00:35:20And, uh, now I'm working here.
00:35:25Do you always talk this much?
00:35:29I guess I do.
00:35:31I like, I like talking to people.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:35I was thinking maybe you should go into sales.
00:35:38I've actually tried that.
00:35:46Some, uh, fresh brown pepper?
00:35:49Please.
00:35:53Some people don't like a lot of pepper.
00:35:55Say one.
00:35:55That's fine.
00:35:56Um, I happen to really like it a lot.
00:35:59I think it enhances the natural flavor of the chicken.
00:36:06I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
00:36:10I've had dreams about you.
00:36:12You've had dreams about me?
00:36:16Well, not recently.
00:36:17I've had dreams about you in the past.
00:36:20I mean, I've had dreams about entire cheerleading squads.
00:36:22Don't get me wrong.
00:36:24I mean, it's kid stuff, you know?
00:36:25How about you?
00:36:27Do I dream?
00:36:27Hmm.
00:36:30It's about all I do.
00:36:34I do.
00:36:46You're raising a kid's hard work.
00:36:48You got any kids?
00:36:50No, sir.
00:36:51No, sir.
00:36:51And from listening to you talk and from observing this, I...
00:36:54I'm kind of grateful that old Emily turned up infertile.
00:37:15Shouldn't you be cleaning up the store?
00:37:18I got plenty of time.
00:37:20Big store.
00:37:22Huge.
00:37:24Always smoke cigars?
00:37:27I enjoy a good one after a fine meal.
00:37:30Settles the stomach.
00:37:33You're the town liar, right?
00:37:40What?
00:37:41I'm sorry.
00:37:42That...
00:37:42That really came out wrong.
00:37:45I don't see how something like that could come out, right?
00:37:47I guess I meant that that's what people call you,
00:37:48but I'd mean to imply that it's actually true.
00:37:50Are people actually calling me that?
00:37:51I thought you knew.
00:37:52No, what?
00:37:53That I was a town liar?
00:37:54You didn't?
00:37:55No, I'm not.
00:37:56I think you might have the wrong information.
00:37:58I didn't mean to offend you.
00:38:00Do you think that was a compliment?
00:38:02No.
00:38:03No, and I apologize.
00:38:04You know, I just...
00:38:05I can't repeat things like that.
00:38:07Don't think about it.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I mean, as I said,
00:38:10I think you've gotten the wrong information.
00:38:12But if people are calling me that,
00:38:13it's only because they're small, cheap, petty, and jealous.
00:38:16Small towns are notorious for that kind of thing.
00:38:19Oh, yeah.
00:38:19I'm sure there's a word for me.
00:38:21Sure.
00:38:22What do they call me?
00:38:23Just tease.
00:38:24Tease?
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28Well, I can see that.
00:38:32Actually, I never teased.
00:38:34This is...
00:38:34It's becoming amusing.
00:38:36Who exactly calls me a liar?
00:38:39Everybody.
00:38:40Everybody.
00:38:41No, not everybody.
00:38:41I mean, sure, there's some old people in town.
00:38:44Right.
00:38:51What do you think?
00:38:53What do I think?
00:38:56Do you think I'm a liar?
00:38:58Well, I don't know you well enough.
00:39:02You've known me for almost 17 years.
00:39:04We went to the same schools from kindergarten on up.
00:39:06I knew of you, but I didn't know you personally.
00:39:10That's always bothered me.
00:39:12I mean, that old in-out-us-them thing.
00:39:16It's the way it's always been.
00:39:17I know.
00:39:18It's always bothered me, I'll tell you.
00:39:19I'm sure.
00:39:20But it's water over the dam now.
00:39:22Yeah, but it's your dam and my water.
00:39:24I got crapped on a lot of years.
00:39:26I just meant that it's in the past.
00:39:29Well, the president is a result of the past.
00:39:31I look at my high school yearbook,
00:39:33and I don't see four fabulous years.
00:39:37Actually, what I'm reminded of is what it feels like
00:39:39to have my underwear yanked up my ass
00:39:41by some big football player with arms like telephone poles.
00:39:43Okay, and where are those guys now?
00:39:47I know they're not working nights at Target,
00:39:49I'll tell you that.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:53You know, I look at my yearbook,
00:39:57and I see four fabulous years
00:40:02that are going to be the highlight of my life.
00:40:04Here's what it's like.
00:40:06First, you feel a hand going down the back of your pants
00:40:09and tighten around the elastic waistband,
00:40:11and then you're...
00:40:12You know, sometimes I'd actually see stars.
00:40:14Not going to get any better.
00:40:16And if I was particularly unlucky,
00:40:18my shorts would, like, rip completely free,
00:40:21and I would get this really drastic fabric...
00:40:23Can you hear me?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:31I don't really care about a graphic description
00:40:33of a childhood prank.
00:40:35Hey, that prank was a motif in my life.
00:40:41You know, I'm locked in this store here
00:40:45because I didn't have the guts to steal a skirt
00:40:48so that I could get arrested
00:40:49and embarrass my father
00:40:51in this stupid, desperate, childish, pathetic attempt
00:40:54to leave home.
00:40:57When you have your underwear yanked up your ass,
00:40:59I have my entire life yanked up my ass.
00:41:03Well, you were speaking figuratively.
00:41:05I was speaking literally.
00:41:06And you're happy.
00:41:07You know, you're happy.
00:41:10I'm not happy.
00:41:12I'm working nights.
00:41:14Everybody thinks I'm a liar.
00:41:16My whole family's laughing at me.
00:41:18Reverend Harwell gave me the finger last week.
00:41:20Okay, you're not happy,
00:41:21but at least you have some control over your life.
00:41:23So do you.
00:41:23My father controls my life.
00:41:26You're over 18.
00:41:26You're going to tell him to drop dead
00:41:28and get on a plane.
00:41:29So can you?
00:41:30I don't want to.
00:41:33I like living at home.
00:41:35No, you don't.
00:41:37What am I, a garden snail?
00:41:40An involuntary muscle in a janitor suit?
00:41:42I know what I want to do.
00:41:45What could you possibly like
00:41:47about living at home at your age?
00:41:49The meals are great.
00:41:51I mean, there's the, uh, there's cable.
00:41:54Uh, the accommodations are, I mean, excellent.
00:41:57Five star.
00:41:58What do you care if I'm living at home or not?
00:42:01Hey, I didn't come here to irritate you.
00:42:04Well, you're beginning to.
00:42:09Great.
00:42:10It's really great.
00:42:11I gotta stop saying those kinds of things, really.
00:42:15Those freaking kids.
00:42:16I knew I couldn't trust them.
00:42:17Town liar.
00:42:19That's nice rep.
00:42:20Nice rep.
00:42:21I bet it was Gregory, that little weasel.
00:42:22Top secret.
00:42:23Top secret, I tell them.
00:42:24And they still shoot off their mouths.
00:42:26If I had really been a French spy,
00:42:28those little tots would have gotten me killed.
00:42:31Piano wire wrapped around my neck.
00:42:33My testicles shoved down my throat.
00:42:34A piece of dynamite stuck up my ass.
00:42:42She's so beautiful.
00:42:45And I'm the town liar.
00:42:47Keep going.
00:42:55Here.
00:42:57Shalala-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:43:04Shalala-la-la-la-la-la
00:43:06Shalala-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:43:07Shiny folk through the open doorway
00:43:15Fell in love on a summer day
00:43:22You're only young once but that's alright
00:43:29Because it's just so good to be alive
00:43:37Take away your troubles, take them out of the world
00:43:42Nothing on my mind's having my new love
00:43:49Nothing on my mind's having my new love
00:43:57Shalala-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:01Shalala-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:30Jim
00:44:31Shalala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:35-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:36-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:49-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:51-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:55-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:59Giving up his independence, his right to mate, to have a family.
00:45:05To have children, to build a life for himself, for good cooking.
00:45:10Hold on.
00:45:11I have not given up my right to mate.
00:45:14I have the right to mate any time I feel like mating.
00:45:20You go out with someone.
00:45:21You bring her home.
00:45:23You introduce her to mom, dad, sis.
00:45:28Billy, Wolfie's dog.
00:45:31Cocktails in the rumpus room and then do it on the bunk bed.
00:45:37Let's analyze that remark.
00:45:40I don't have a dog.
00:45:42My brother's not named Billy.
00:45:43And I don't even have a rumpus room.
00:45:46So I don't even want to...
00:45:47You know what I mean.
00:45:53Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:45:57Spit on it.
00:45:58Make me feel lousy.
00:46:05Jim.
00:46:08You said something that wasn't true.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13No, I said that I can have sex when I want to, and I do.
00:46:18I do.
00:46:20However, I was looking forward to a nice, quiet evening of janitoring.
00:46:26I don't think you see what I'm getting at.
00:46:29I see what you're getting at.
00:46:31I'm a lying monk with an edifice complex and an appetite for home cooking.
00:46:34Don't forget, you're the indecisive shoplifter.
00:46:36Yes, exactly.
00:46:38I would do anything to be in your shoes.
00:46:41These are Darnell's shoes.
00:46:43You know what?
00:46:44You have freedom and you're not using it.
00:46:47It makes me sad.
00:46:49Well, you have the collective wealth of the entire town, and you're trying to get yourself arrested.
00:46:53Now, that makes me sad.
00:46:54It makes me sad, too.
00:46:57That's pretty stupid.
00:46:58It's very stupid.
00:47:00Are you serious?
00:47:03I mean, you haven't been drinking, just in the bottle talking?
00:47:07No.
00:47:09Well, then why don't you just talk to the guy?
00:47:14For the same reason that you can't leave home, I can't tell my father to go to hell.
00:47:21Why not?
00:47:26Because I don't want to be alone.
00:47:29I don't want to be alone.
00:47:59Do you ever have any family problems, you and your daughter?
00:48:03What the hell do you think this is?
00:48:07You got a point.
00:48:14Would you go with me somewhere?
00:48:19Where?
00:48:20Florida.
00:48:21Wyoming.
00:48:22Spain.
00:48:23Doesn't really matter.
00:48:24Just away somewhere.
00:48:27I'd love to.
00:48:29I just can't afford to be capricious and carefree like yourself.
00:48:34I, I, I, I gotta set my sights on something and really go for it.
00:48:39My janitor?
00:48:41It's a beginning.
00:48:42I, I'm looking at...
00:48:44It's an end.
00:48:48Maybe if you had like a destination in mind, you know, that, that, that, that would make
00:48:51all the difference in the world.
00:48:53Why?
00:48:55Well, I, I, I'm, I'm just not built to aimlessly roam the world.
00:48:59I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm too conservative for that.
00:49:05Well, I was thinking about Los Angeles.
00:49:08Mm-hmm.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:11What for?
00:49:12Live.
00:49:13Work.
00:49:15At what?
00:49:16Whatever.
00:49:18And what about your father?
00:49:21When I don't die, he'll realize that I can make it on my own.
00:49:27If I do, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that I can't.
00:49:31If I run and he brings me back, or if I go back on my own, either way, he's just
00:49:35gonna
00:49:35beat the shit out of me, so it doesn't really make a difference.
00:49:38What, what, literally?
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:45Sad.
00:49:47Yeah, it's sad.
00:49:49Until he throws you across the room, it's sad.
00:49:52I'm just afraid to live with him.
00:49:54I'm afraid to live with him.
00:49:55You know, you didn't come to work to hear this stuff.
00:49:57I'm really sorry.
00:49:59It's okay.
00:49:59It's that thing's up.
00:50:09I, I, I'm, I'm just surprised.
00:50:11You know, I thought everything was okay.
00:50:13You know, I figured you got a nice car, you got a nice house,
00:50:16she got some money, everything's okay, you know.
00:50:18It should be.
00:50:20But it's not.
00:50:22It's twisted and it's distorted and it can't be changed and it cannot be saved.
00:50:33I'll go with you.
00:50:38I'll go with you.
00:50:40Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:46We have to get a car.
00:50:49Let, let's get through the night first.
00:50:51I have money.
00:50:52How much?
00:50:54$52,000.
00:50:58On you?
00:51:01In my purse.
00:51:16$52,000.
00:51:17Wow.
00:51:19I've never seen so much money in my life.
00:51:22That's more than my house costs.
00:51:27Jim, now that I'm spending the night,
00:51:29how can I pay you back for being so cold to you in high school?
00:51:36Do you need an answer right away?
00:51:38No.
00:51:41Sometime before the sun comes up.
00:51:46Well, uh, you're probably not going to remember this, but, uh, there was a, a homecoming dance
00:51:55our sophomore year.
00:51:56Mm-hmm.
00:51:57Do you remember Mrs. Noble?
00:51:59Large, hairy gym teacher, suspiciously cumbersome groin bulge?
00:52:04I had her for two years.
00:52:05Well, she made everybody switch partners, because all the fat girls were dancing together,
00:52:09and, and all the doinks, myself included, were standing against the wall, blowing spit bubbles.
00:52:13Right.
00:52:14Well, for, uh, three quarters of one verse of a slow song,
00:52:21we, we danced together.
00:52:24You reeked of stridex.
00:52:26Oh, no, that, that was Larry Fry.
00:52:30I'm sorry.
00:52:32I, I don't remember.
00:52:34No.
00:52:36You, you got your hair caught in my braces?
00:52:38I don't remember.
00:52:39Well, it's not, it's not important.
00:52:44I had, well, I, I just always dreamed of finishing that dance.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:57Oh, don't, don't, don't feel you have to answer right away.
00:53:00I mean, it's just this small portion of my life that's incomplete.
00:53:04I thought you were going to say something different.
00:53:13Well.
00:53:16First things first.
00:53:33When things go wrong.
00:53:38As they sometimes will, when the road you're trotting seems all up here.
00:53:50When the funds are low, and their debts are high.
00:53:58And you want to smile, and you want to smile, but you're happy side.
00:54:07When care is pressing you down a bit.
00:54:14Rest if you're mine.
00:54:21Don't you?
00:54:28Don't you quit.
00:54:33Don't you quit.
00:54:34Oh, no.
00:54:42Don't you quit.
00:54:45Oh, no.
00:54:50But you never can tell how close you are
00:54:58You may be near when it seems so far
00:55:21Are you ticklish there?
00:56:15Ow
00:56:22Officer Don
00:56:24You scared the crap out of me, I thought it was the custodian
00:56:28Jim, what are you doing in there?
00:56:30I work here now
00:56:37You wanna let me in?
00:56:39I'd love to let you in, I don't have the keys
00:56:43I'm locked in here till 7am
00:56:44What's going on?
00:56:47Have you seen Josie McClellan?
00:56:50Of course
00:56:52Uh, dark hair, green eyes, beautiful
00:56:56Oh yeah, of course
00:56:58You seen her recently?
00:57:00Oh, uh, matter of fact I just saw her yesterday, yeah
00:57:05We had a cup of java together
00:57:07She come into the store?
00:57:09Oh, I don't know, I only work nights
00:57:11Why?
00:57:13Well
00:57:15She's missing
00:57:16Now I was looking around this side of town for her
00:57:19And I come past
00:57:20And I seen that the outside sign's on
00:57:24The outside sign's never on
00:57:26Oh yeah, yeah
00:57:28Did you try the library?
00:57:30Cause you know, maybe she fell asleep reading
00:57:34No, she's probably just screwing somebody the old man don't approve of
00:57:44Would you know if the custodian comes by to check up on people?
00:57:50Oh no, I wouldn't think he'd do that, Jimmy
00:57:53I feel pretty good now
00:57:55I feel pretty good now
00:58:05I'm sorry, sir
00:58:07I had to practice a little therapy
00:58:10The boy's in his own world
00:58:19Can't believe you left me
00:58:21Don't know that you've upset me
00:58:22You just want to forget me
00:58:24Why don't you come and get me?
00:58:26And boy, I really miss you
00:58:28And all I wanna do is hit you
00:58:30I'm used up all my tissues
00:58:31Cause it's more serious
00:58:33I miss you
00:58:33I don't even know who's decent
00:58:35You were playing and you were teasing
00:58:37Didn't tell me you were leaving
00:58:39The good looks start thinking
00:58:41Where are you, baby?
00:58:43We used to have so much fun
00:58:45You drive me crazy
00:58:47Somebody tell me where it's gone
00:58:49Where are you, baby?
00:58:50We used to have so much fun
00:58:52You drive me crazy
00:58:55She's a big one
00:58:56You've been through the window
00:58:57There's so much for me to handle
00:58:59Already caused scandal
00:59:01A disturbance like a band, though
00:59:03I lost track some all time
00:59:04Cause you're always on my mind
00:59:06And you're just like topgast
00:59:08Oh, make me cry
00:59:09Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why
00:59:11Has disappeared
00:59:12This feeling is really weird
00:59:13You're a freak she's in the hospital
00:59:15Can you feel windows in tears?
00:59:18Where are you, baby?
00:59:20We used to have so much fun
00:59:22You drive me crazy
00:59:23Somebody tell me where we go, where are you, baby?
00:59:27We used to have so much fun, you drive me crazy
00:59:56We used to have so much fun
01:00:45Why don't we get underneath the bench?
01:00:50Do you want to get on top?
01:01:00You check the office, I'll scope the dressing room
01:01:02Great
01:01:12You're on top
01:01:16Did you want to be on top?
01:01:18Oh no
01:01:19No, no, I'm just fine right where I am
01:01:22Sure
01:01:28Yeah
01:01:44Oh, my God.
01:02:01Oh, I think he went to the back.
01:02:15Even!
01:02:21Nice.
01:02:23Excellent.
01:02:25Hey, you got a tattoo?
01:02:31No, sir.
01:02:32Hey, not you, asshole.
01:02:34I'm a missing person.
01:02:36The whole town is looking for me.
01:02:38What, are you hiding now?
01:02:40Yes.
01:02:41And I would appreciate it if you would let us sit up.
01:02:44What about the tattoo?
01:02:46I don't have one.
01:02:49You owe me a buck.
01:02:50I actually clipped a two-nine bird that went off to yesterday at Burger King.
01:02:53Yeah, well, I was going to get the rubber.
01:02:55Excuse me.
01:02:57Are you planning to shoot us in the back of the head?
01:03:00We haven't decided yet, have we?
01:03:04Who are you?
01:03:07Uh, you don't want to know.
01:03:08They wouldn't have asked you if you didn't want to know, butthead.
01:03:11He's a little crazy.
01:03:12He's my brother.
01:03:13He's not quite right.
01:03:14That's not true.
01:03:15She doesn't even know me.
01:03:17Somebody better start talking straight.
01:03:19This is the truth.
01:03:20Okay.
01:03:24You want to know?
01:03:27Mm-hmm.
01:03:28Okay, good.
01:03:29Uh, but, uh...
01:03:32Come on over here.
01:03:35What?
01:03:36Come on over.
01:03:37Come on over here.
01:03:39Over here.
01:03:57Come on over here.
01:04:02That's right.
01:04:03Down here.
01:04:03Down here.
01:04:06Okay.
01:04:09You dumb sons of bitches.
01:04:13Do you realize that you have just walked straight into a $60 million?
01:04:19A drug transaction.
01:04:22So, you're running this multi-zillion dollar drug transaction by yourself, little target boy?
01:04:30No.
01:04:31No, I'm not doing it by myself.
01:04:34I'm not.
01:04:35No.
01:04:36As a matter of fact,
01:04:39in about ten minutes,
01:04:41this place is going to be alive
01:04:43with the meanest, ugliest, most impatient animals you guys have ever seen.
01:04:49So, I'll tell you what.
01:04:50I'll give you five minutes
01:04:51to take whatever you want in the whole store,
01:04:53anything you want,
01:04:54and just go.
01:04:54I won't tell.
01:04:55Just go.
01:04:56Just take your guns and go.
01:04:57Scoot.
01:04:58Okay, then.
01:04:59Who's the girl?
01:05:02I'm his host.
01:05:03Yes.
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:05Yes.
01:05:05Is that true?
01:05:08Yes.
01:05:10Yes, it's true.
01:05:12And, um...
01:05:16If the deal doesn't go down,
01:05:19she becomes pig-deed.
01:05:21Bullshit.
01:05:22Oh, really?
01:05:27We'll blow her away.
01:05:28Come on, that's bullshit.
01:05:31Okay.
01:05:34Then give me your guns,
01:05:36and I'll do it for you.
01:05:39It's bullshit, right?
01:05:42We'll see.
01:05:46Roll over.
01:05:47Yeah.
01:05:47Yeah, come on, you heard it.
01:05:48What?
01:05:49Roll over.
01:05:50That's right, you too, honey.
01:05:51You heard me.
01:05:51Roll over.
01:05:52Come on, do it.
01:05:53Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:54Roll, roll.
01:05:56Very nice.
01:05:57Mmm.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:02Give me the guns.
01:06:05No way, man.
01:06:06Uh-uh.
01:06:06Fine.
01:06:07Fine.
01:06:08You do it.
01:06:09I don't need her anymore anyway.
01:06:12I only need her to get the customs.
01:06:14I don't like this.
01:06:15This sucks.
01:06:16It's not worth it.
01:06:17Come on, we don't have much time.
01:06:18Do it.
01:06:19All right.
01:06:23It's nothing personal.
01:06:25Jim!
01:06:26It's too late.
01:06:26Come here.
01:06:27Where is it?
01:06:28Come on, come here.
01:06:28It's too late.
01:06:29It's too late.
01:06:30They're here.
01:06:30Ned, hold your fire.
01:06:32Hold your fire.
01:06:33Hold your fire.
01:06:34Ed and housewares.
01:06:34Hold your fire.
01:06:35Tom, you're exporting goods.
01:06:36Hold your fire.
01:06:37Ned, hold your fire.
01:06:38The infrared scopes trained on your head.
01:06:40We didn't want this.
01:06:41We didn't want this.
01:06:42The girl you want, not us.
01:06:44Just relax.
01:06:44Okay, Ned, we got a WD-40.
01:06:46That's where the full-scale PMS is.
01:06:47Okay, everybody, just relax.
01:06:49Now, now, okay, everybody.
01:06:51Everybody, just relax.
01:06:52Okay, the whole place is gonna blow.
01:06:54Everybody, just relax.
01:06:55Now, put down your guns.
01:06:56Put the guns down.
01:06:57Ned, they're putting down the guns.
01:06:58They're putting, are you putting them down?
01:06:59They're putting them down.
01:06:59Now, get down, because lives are at stake here.
01:07:02Get down, come on.
01:07:02Let go, let go.
01:07:04Now, get back, get back.
01:07:06Get back, get back.
01:07:07Spread them.
01:07:08Spread the legs.
01:07:09Okay, now the dogs.
01:07:10You spread it.
01:07:11Okay, now, put the dogs down.
01:07:12Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Both of them.
01:07:14The dogs down.
01:07:15Down.
01:07:17That was great.
01:07:19I got a big surprise for you guys.
01:07:21We have a bit of a surprise for you, too.
01:07:25Them guns aren't loaded.
01:07:37I got an idea.
01:07:39How about a truce?
01:07:41I'm full of shit.
01:07:42You're full of shit.
01:07:44I think everybody at one time in their life is full of shit.
01:07:47I'll throw in a couple of corn dogs, and we'll all get to know each other.
01:07:50Let them know what goes on inside your heads.
01:07:53Okay, you had the big one, and you had the...
01:07:55No.
01:07:56Sorry.
01:07:57Go to Smoor, and you had the big one.
01:08:03I lied.
01:08:09These are the men that killed that guy in Salt Park.
01:08:13I'm fairly sure that we're going to die.
01:08:15I just want to tell you how disappointed I am that we're not going to get to go to California
01:08:18together.
01:08:19We're not dead yet.
01:08:22Pretty darn close.
01:08:23You know, if I can get them to take me with them, maybe I can get away and then come
01:08:28back for you.
01:08:29I mean, don't forget, we do need a car, and they obviously have one.
01:08:32I mean, just go along with whatever I do, okay?
01:08:37Okay.
01:08:50So what's the word on you two?
01:08:52Are you married?
01:08:55Obviously, you're hacked crooks if you can't pull off a discount store job.
01:09:01What were you planning to steal?
01:09:03A little hairspray?
01:09:09Sorry.
01:09:14Lady, you got a job?
01:09:17No.
01:09:19Well, then don't knock ours.
01:09:21Crime isn't a job, it's a sickness.
01:09:28Whoops.
01:09:31Anyone have some change?
01:09:44You look like a lady in need of a quarter.
01:09:47I think I might need more than just a quarter.
01:09:52You know?
01:09:53Yeah.
01:09:54You and I can make a lot of money.
01:09:56Hey, honey, me and Nestle were partners.
01:09:59Okay?
01:10:00We don't need a third.
01:10:01You don't know what you need, so why don't you just shut up?
01:10:07Hop on.
01:10:25Now, let's go now.
01:10:31You know what you are.
01:10:33You are one good-looking ball of trouble.
01:10:39Good.
01:10:51Go.
01:10:57Go.
01:11:06Go.
01:11:18What do you think, for the car?
01:11:21No, no, no, the whole thing.
01:11:23We'll just lay it down in the back.
01:11:24We've got multi-site capabilities.
01:11:26Think of the sound.
01:11:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:51yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:56yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:56yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:56yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
01:11:56yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:12:06It's been stolen, all of it.
01:12:08Give me that. Give me that. No.
01:12:09It's fine. Give it to me.
01:12:11Wait a minute.
01:12:22You're not going with them.
01:12:24Yeah.
01:12:26You'll be an accessory.
01:12:29So?
01:12:31So?
01:12:32You don't know anything about them.
01:12:34You certainly don't know anything about him.
01:12:35These are hardened criminals here.
01:12:37Oh, take me. That's enough.
01:12:39Gil.
01:12:43Don't waste your time. You could get a hernia.
01:12:45You know, if my foot could talk...
01:12:48Easy.
01:12:48...they would say, may I please go up this geek's ass?
01:12:51Forget him.
01:12:51Come on.
01:12:51Forget him.
01:12:52All right. Forget him.
01:12:53He's no use to us.
01:12:54After all, the guy's built like an oyster.
01:12:56Listen, little mister.
01:13:00If you're telling us, I'll kill you.
01:13:08Fine.
01:13:15Jim.
01:13:26Don't be an ass.
01:13:30Okay, Jimbo.
01:13:35Let's go.
01:13:36Shall we?
01:13:36All right.
01:13:52I'm sorry.
01:14:07Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:08Come on.
01:14:23Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK, I got him, I got him, I got him, I got him.
01:14:35Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
01:15:25Oh, OK, OK, OK, OK.
01:15:52That wasn't a store robbery.
01:15:55That was an assassination.
01:15:58That wasn't a clerk, that was a wise guy.
01:16:00How do I know?
01:16:03I spent a little time with the FBI's organized crime unit.
01:16:06I guess you could say that I'm intimately knowledgeable of the seedy and rancorous workings of the mob in the
01:16:10Midwest section of this country.
01:16:12Let me just say, I know a gangland slang when I see one, and that's exactly what this baby is.
01:16:19I look into myself personally, but I'll get a date tonight.
01:16:31Attention, target shoppers.
01:16:42Come on.
01:16:44Come on.
01:16:47Come on.
01:17:00Come on.
01:17:01Come on.
01:17:13Come on.
01:17:15Come on.
01:17:17Come on.
01:17:19Come on.
01:17:21Come on.
01:17:22Come on, ma'am.
01:18:18Come on, ma'am.
01:18:26Come on, ma'am.
01:19:02Come on, ma'am.
01:19:40Come on, ma'am.
01:20:09Come on, ma'am.
01:20:24Come on, ma'am.
01:20:51Come on, ma'am.
01:21:04Come on, ma'am.
01:21:11Come on.
01:21:13Come on, ma'am.
01:21:18Come on, ma'am.
01:21:20Come on, ma'am.
01:22:07Come on, ma'am.
01:22:19Come on, ma'am.
01:22:37Come on, ma'am.
01:22:39Come on, ma'am.
01:22:52Come on, ma'am.
01:22:53Come on, ma'am.
01:22:53Come on, ma'am.
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