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00:01I'm gonna have to get paid for this
00:03Kinda feel like I was made for this
00:05I feel like I was made for it
00:06I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:08Think I'm about to be late for this
00:10She knows gone way for this
00:11Take the pic but don't feel to this
00:13I'm gonna have to say grace to this
00:15I'm gonna have to get high for this
00:16Might have to swing by for this
00:18She gon' hand me on my rage
00:19I know she's only going to get paid for this
00:22I know she's only going to get paid for this
00:25Hey?
00:27Let's hang out here
00:31I was hoping it was you, you might tell me that it's mine
00:38I was hoping there was something even I would keep me digging over time
01:01Femalicious? Are you running for the doll?
01:04Look, I know you must hate me but I just need you to understand
01:07Femfems? Femalabous? Hate you?
01:11You're not mad? No, of course not
01:13Look at you, you're playing with the big boys now
01:15St. Gilbert's most coveted position, it's David versus Goliath
01:19Potter versus Voldemort, Frodo versus Sauron
01:23You do realise that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:27I am looking forward to going head to head at the Hustings
01:30But I warn you, I play dirty
01:35Dirty how?
01:36You'll see
01:57Yeah, thanks
02:17Felix, what are you doing here?
02:19This ARB isn't gonna completely itself
02:20Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:24but just don't be wasting my time.
02:26Exams start soon.
02:27Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:28I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:31I'm serious.
02:31I'm being serious, okay?
02:32I need this grade as much as you do.
02:34It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:36Do you want my help or not?
02:37I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:39Well, I can do you one better.
02:43First-hand sources and documents, courtesy of...
02:49my godfather.
02:50Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:52Yeah.
02:52I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
02:54With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
02:59All right.
03:00No fucking about.
03:01You've got to get this done by today.
03:03Preferably by six.
03:04Great.
03:04I'm going to go shower.
03:05Cool.
03:09Are you to the library?
03:10Yeah.
03:10Cool.
03:37What if the Dominus Calumny was more than just a popularity contest?
03:40What if the Dominus Calumny is basically just a popularity contest, so you'd be pretty
03:44cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:46Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar.
03:48Thank you very much.
03:49Get out my eyes.
03:51Ouch-a.
03:52Femi for don.
03:54Say cheese.
03:55Femi for don.
03:56Femi for cheddar.
03:56Femi for don.
03:57Femi for cheddar.
03:57Femi for cheddar.
03:59Femi for cheddar.
03:59Femi for cheddar.
04:00Femi for cheddar.
04:01Femi for cheddar.
04:09Femi for cheddar.
04:22Oh, God, yeah.
04:24You look like Beth.
04:25What was I thinking?
04:26I can't win this.
04:27The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:29I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:30Yeah, but he's bribing people for the vote.
04:32What?
04:33Bun-sized dairy snacks.
04:35No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:37Hi, ladies.
04:38Dita.
04:39Dita.
04:40Oh, the Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
04:49Okay, well, I...
04:53What is it?
04:54What's wrong?
04:55My family's going to find out that I've lied.
04:56I've already told them I've got the internship.
04:58I'm sure they'll understand.
04:59You don't know my family.
05:01Popularity is fickle.
05:02Femi, it's...
05:02I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:05If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:10Femi?
05:12Femi?
05:14Where are you going?
05:16Oh, Jesus.
05:18Omar!
05:19Hey, hey, hey.
05:21Musky, you're natural.
05:22I like it.
05:23You have not a chance to shout.
05:24It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:27Oh, my God, no way?
05:28Wait, so the peaches are, like...
05:29Dead.
05:30Gone.
05:30Oh, thank God.
05:31I'm so happy for you.
05:32Is this it?
05:32Can I see it?
05:33It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:37Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:39Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am, and...
05:43That isn't arrogant of me, right?
05:45An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
05:49Who said that?
05:49Me.
05:50I did.
05:51Snap.
05:51Yeah, I just know.
05:52But I'm just...
05:52I'm so proud of you.
05:53Seriously.
05:54Well, don't get too excited.
05:55I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
05:57Okay, well, make sure you do.
05:58The suite is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:03It's all falling into place.
06:04Oh, my God, we should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:09Imagine two queer, black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art show over the magic of that face.
06:25Toby, we need to talk.
06:27Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:29Urgent revision.
06:30It's important.
06:32Yo, Abby.
06:33It's me again.
06:34Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights, and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:41So, call me back.
06:42Toby, what?
06:43You're looking fine.
06:44Fine, boy.
06:45What?
06:45No pimple.
06:46Like your dimple, simple.
06:48Has anyone told you you're looking fine today?
06:49A few people.
06:50Okay, listen.
06:51Move, man.
06:51I'm booking flights.
06:52You're going somewhere nice?
06:53Tell me, what do you want?
06:54So, it turns out, being the dominant sclammy means I have to get people to like me.
07:00I was thinking, like, who's the most...
07:02Okay, let me stop you right there.
07:04I...
07:04No.
07:04Just a few hours of your time.
07:06Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:07I've got revision to do.
07:09I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job, and...
07:13Oh, Abby's hiding from me and that.
07:16Move up my way.
07:18Air miles.
07:22What do you mean, air miles?
07:23Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe, it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:26Okay, so get to the point.
07:28All right.
07:28What are you talking about air miles?
07:29London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:33My dad has thousands.
07:33So, what are you offering?
07:34If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad will slip me a few, which means I can slip
07:41a few to you.
07:46Two hours.
07:47I'll help you.
08:04Absolutely not.
08:05But, mistress...
08:06This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:09Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:12Top art schools are coming to this exhibition, and it's a big deal for students.
08:15It is not all about you.
08:18Yes, mistress.
08:38What are those?
08:39C-supplements.
08:40They're caffeine tablets.
08:42And no, there aren't enough to share.
08:44Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
08:46How many of these you had?
08:47How much have you written?
08:48Uh, 761 words.
08:50Really?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:52Damn.
08:58You hungry?
09:00It's all good.
09:01I've got some stuff here.
09:03Awesome.
09:07Thanks.
09:13I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard, intruding like that.
09:18You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:20I know, but that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:24Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:29I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
09:32He seems like a dickhead.
09:34I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
09:38Dad's a shit.
09:40It's a fact of life.
09:43You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me, but it was just a part of the divorce.
09:50Left before the income home signature was even dry.
09:55So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
09:58Can't you get a place?
10:00I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:02Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:04Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:06God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:09What a tragedy.
10:10Yeah, I know.
10:13Why don't we just get back to work?
10:19After all, you're doing really well.
10:21Yeah?
10:22Yeah.
10:31Each candidate has their own thing.
10:33Mabel has cupcakes, Cheddar's got cheese.
10:36Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
10:39And I'm just a little bit behind, so everything rests on my hustings speech.
10:43Which I've been working on.
10:45Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
10:48That, uh, that X-factor.
10:50That Tobyism.
10:52Right.
10:52Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
10:55But we'll try.
10:57Let's see what you got.
10:57So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:02So, uh, I'm going to start with a joke.
11:07Knock, knock.
11:15Bro, that's when you're supposed to say, who's there?
11:17Okay, what else have you got?
11:18Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice, I go on to say,
11:24Hello, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi Adebayor.
11:27I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
11:31Bro, I'm bored.
11:31Bro, because you're not listening.
11:32I'm not listening because I'm bored.
11:35It's about a presentation.
11:36For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
11:38Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
11:40Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students going to make you feel?
11:45Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
11:49Pick up your top lip.
11:51You're the actor.
11:53Okay?
11:54You might not be confident, but you can, you know, I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:01How?
12:01Stand up.
12:05Chin up.
12:07Chest up.
12:08Deep breath.
12:10Sell it to me.
12:13Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:16My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:18Adebayor.
12:19And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
12:24Better.
12:24Less with the gum fingers, but good.
12:26Okay.
12:26Again.
12:27All right.
12:28Promises, promises, promises.
12:29Said you do it later, but later never came.
12:31I've abolished astonishment.
12:32Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you hobbled in.
12:34I'm made of diamonds, you're made of cobblestone.
12:36I'm in alignment, you're in a trouble zone.
12:39Okay.
12:40Not either.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:45How's yours going on?
12:46Yeah, pretty good.
12:47Okay, can I hear it?
12:48Yeah, sure.
12:50Um, okay.
12:53Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
12:58economies, and cultures.
13:00European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves, while impoverishing local
13:05populations.
13:06Sounds familiar.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:09Which one?
13:10I don't know.
13:12You haven't cited it?
13:15I thought you only cited the quotes.
13:17Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:20Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
13:22Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
13:25Um, not on this page, not on this page.
13:31This stuff is my own.
13:34This is mostly AIs.
13:35AI, bro.
13:36Yeah.
13:37You can't be using AI.
13:37They will find out.
13:39How do you not know this?
13:44Have I completely fucked it?
13:45No.
13:47No, no, no.
13:48Not at all.
13:49It just...
13:49I'm not an idiot.
13:50I know you're lying.
13:51I'm not lying.
13:52I just need some massaging.
13:53You know what?
13:53Send it over to me, um, and I'll have a play around with it.
13:58Okay.
14:15Sorry.
14:21That's not around the houses, Mr. Graham.
14:22You're always holding.
14:24I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:25No, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
14:27Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
14:29Open your bag.
14:30No, not that bad.
14:32Hey.
14:34Just what the doctor ordered.
14:37Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
14:40I did buy off.
14:55What are you doing?
14:57Nothing.
14:58Good.
14:58We have to go and support Femi because every vote counts.
15:01So let's go.
15:02What now?
15:02Talking about now.
15:03Yes, now.
15:09But I can't lie, though.
15:10I'll spray some links or something because it's been hell of a funk, isn't it?
15:12Yeah, no, I've just been working and I just didn't have time to shower.
15:18Yo, Leo, come here.
15:22What?
15:23So we said we have to help Femi out?
15:24Yeah, and it's happening right now, so...
15:26Yeah, I can't because I'm busy.
15:27Are you okay?
15:29No, because the dead weight that is Felix has somehow become even deader.
15:34So just ditch him.
15:35I can't.
15:35We're being marked and working together.
15:37Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
15:40You're like kicking a puppy.
15:42A spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
15:46I don't know.
15:47I just think he needs to feel like he's not fucking useless right now.
15:50Okay, so let me just get this straight so we both can understand.
15:53So you're going to do the lion's share of the work on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
15:57so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
15:59Why do you have to say it like that?
16:01Listen, I've got tons of shit to do and I even said I was going to meet Benjamin.
16:05Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:07Sorry, but I was planning to get Dick down and just...
16:09I beg your pardon.
16:10The hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
16:12Wish Femi the best for me.
16:15I've got shit to do.
16:15But Leah, look...
16:16No butts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
16:19That's rude.
16:20Thank you, goodbye.
16:22Okay, visual sorted.
16:23What's next?
16:24You know what?
16:25I think you're good from here.
16:27I've got everything.
16:28Really?
16:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
16:31On my part.
16:31You can just leave me with it.
16:33I promise.
16:34Okay.
16:35Cool.
16:36Go ahead.
16:41Oh, I'll see you later.
17:08Good.
17:09All right, settle down.
17:10Settle down.
17:12Settle down.
17:13Good to come.
17:31Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy, but choosing the Dominus Calamie,
17:36well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
17:40However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert's tradition.
17:49In fact, it's an incredible honour.
17:51You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony,
17:55but you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador.
18:01Miss MacDonald.
18:13Ladies and gentlemen, boys, and thank you, Jonathan.
18:18Welcome to the hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie!
18:28The first to receive...
18:29Cheers!
18:31I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
18:33The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
18:36But first, a few words from our candidate!
18:41Thank you to my best friend, Leah, and my girlfriend, Devonye, for checking my privilege.
18:51You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:01I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
19:06Are you playing me off?
19:07Well, I did just say a few words.
19:15Not to mention, I know how to throw a ruddy good party.
19:20To vote for any of my competitors, Cheese Boy, Lemmy, or the Ginger,
19:27would be a vote for mediocrity.
19:30But I'll let you decide.
19:33Thank you, Chaplain Jones, you have my vote.
19:42Up next, we have Semi-Femi!
19:45Oh, sorry.
19:46Femi Adebayo.
19:56Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
19:58My name is Femi Adebayo, and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Domino's Calami.
20:04Some of you may see this as a position...
20:09...as a position, a popularity contest.
20:11But what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations of some...
20:20...foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
20:29Wow, that was uninspiring.
20:33Up next, we have...
20:35...Joyles Johnny!
20:45Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semi-Femi, yeah?
20:49Yeah!
20:51Yeah!
20:51I mean, a bit of a shaky speech there.
20:55He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub, rather than a Dom.
21:00Yeah, I'm joking.
21:01I am joking.
21:02I mean, nice effort.
21:03I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
21:06Resilient?
21:07Resourceful?
21:07I know that!
21:08Better than anyone!
21:10I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes, so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a
21:15week.
21:16Yeah!
21:17No, I know, gross!
21:18I think it got so bad that he even asked me if he could borrow mine.
21:22Which is not unusual for Femi.
21:26Before you know it, he's walking like you, he's talking like you, and he's dressing like you.
21:31If you don't have a personality, you just take someone else's.
21:36Isn't that right?
21:38Semi-Femi.
21:46What else?
21:48Oh, yes.
21:49Vote for me!
22:03So, I think we've got all the information we need.
22:06And now, it's time to VARGE!
22:10Let's go on!
22:29Oh
22:29Where you going?
22:31Where you going?
22:33Yo, listen, I know it's embarrassing
22:35It's embarrassing by association, but we can't just bail on Femi now
22:38It's me and Johnny. You want to talk to me? I don't want to talk to him right now
22:41Alright, cool. At least hand in your vote
22:43Bro, I gotta go
22:43Just cast your vote, bro
22:45Oh my, cast your vote, man
22:49Your snake
22:51Snake in it
22:52Mr. States
22:54Yeah, Miss
22:55This doesn't look like a revision
22:58It's biology, because I'm studying the cortisol levels under high pressure situations
23:03So this is actually...
23:04Well, I was going to pop this in your pigeonhole
23:06Thank you
23:09Sorry, Miss, sorry, excuse me
23:10Erm, are you sure this is... you might have handed me the wrong paper here
23:16No, that's correct
23:18I've never got a B in my life
23:20This was a mock exam
23:21Imagine if it had been the real thing
23:23I've been warning about this for weeks
23:25I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers
23:28I was distracted by this and that
23:29Nah, Miss, that's not true
23:30I've been focused, Miss
23:32I've been focused
23:32I have been focused
23:33I just...
23:35Hobie
23:36Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
23:38No
23:39Why are you asking that?
23:40Because unless you pick it up
23:41You're not going to get the grades you need to get in
23:44I suggest you actually go and revise
23:47Let this be a wake up call
24:05Oh my god
24:06Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic and shit
24:11Everything I do seems to come across as creepy
24:14Why are you here?
24:15You said six o'clock
24:16I cancelled
24:20Shit, I meant to cancel
24:26I'm sorry
24:28I promise the last thing I wanted to do was spend all night in a library but I have no
24:32choice
24:35I don't think I've ever seen you without a book in your hand
24:39Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening but I actually got work to put in
24:42Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know
24:44Yeah, I know
24:45I don't think you do because if you did you'd understand the amount of pressure that I'm under here
24:49Or if you weren't so self-absorbed and listened
24:54You know I was up at 5am today just so I could get the night off to see you
24:57I need free aids to get to Bristol unit
25:00But it doesn't give an excuse to be shitty
25:02And judge everyone around me if they're not up to my standards
25:04Are you going to leave now?
25:07Yeah, I'm going
25:08Cool
25:26Are you from Sevaston?
25:36Yeah
25:36Get it, get it
25:37How we do this ting
25:38Root boy everyday fam, you keep it easy
25:40Oh shit
25:40Growing up on the street
25:42Our hair fam everyday, we keep it greasy
25:44Baby's telling me she loves the way that I move but then it's just sleazy
25:47Me and you's not the same
25:48Root boy you can't imitate or beat me
25:50Yeah!
25:51Oh!
25:58Alright, Claire
25:59Thanks
25:59Bro, what are you doing here?
26:01Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know, they can mess you up
26:03I was visiting Leo
26:04Well
26:05Until she kicked me out
26:08Why did she kick you out?
26:10I should go
26:10Sure, but you probably want to wait until the coast is clear
26:13You know, just in case
26:19Erm
26:21Do you want a drink?
26:22I brought them for Leo
26:27Yeah
26:28Yeah, yeah, sure why not
26:31The votes have been verified
26:36And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
26:41Sorry
26:44Miss Chaplain Jones
26:45Oh
26:52Are you fucking serious?
26:54Don't shoot the messenger, babe
26:55Don't shoot the messenger, babe
26:57Move
26:57Move
26:58Useless, useless
26:59And you know what Annabelle?
27:00You were adopted
27:01Oh, useless, move
27:02Move
27:05This is an unprecedented vote
27:07No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win
27:12As a result
27:12After a brief intermission
27:14We will hear from our candidates one last time
27:16And then vote
27:17Again
27:19Fuck my life
27:21Jeez
27:21Jeez
27:25Well done, you made it through
27:27Good effort
27:28Looks like your smear campaign didn't work
27:30Oh, that was nothing
27:31That was just a mere tip
27:33The next round
27:34We're going in
27:35The entire
27:37Shaft and balls
27:41Shaft and ball?
27:42Yeah
28:07My life told me
28:08Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
28:09I thought you remember starting to forget me
28:11Busy, bro
28:12Busy
28:12How's it all going, though?
28:14Bro, I did a mock exam
28:17I got a B
28:19Oh, so you think that's funny?
28:20No, no, no
28:21I'm just, I'm surprised
28:23I don't associate you with B's, innit?
28:25It's more of
28:25Semis too
28:26I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year
28:28Me
28:29I
28:29Had that choice
28:31So I could go travelling with Abby
28:32Or whatever
28:34And now
28:34It's looking like I haven't even got the option
28:36Well, it's a mock
28:38I can bounce back
28:39Jay
28:40Even if I can scrape it back
28:42I've already told Abby I'm paying for the flights
28:44And all of that shit
28:45Bro
28:46She currently goes to me right now
28:47So I don't even know what's going on
28:50Fuck me, man
28:51What if I've done all this
28:53Just so I can lose Cambridge and Abby?
28:55Come on, man
28:55It's Cambridge
28:57Big, big Cambridge, bro
28:58If she don't understand then
29:00I don't know, man
29:01She will, though
29:01You reckon?
29:02Yeah
29:04Look, man
29:05It's a big leap
29:06But you have to face it
29:08Even me coming here
29:09Bro
29:10I'm still feeling out of place and out of sort
29:12But
29:13I'm glad I did it
29:15Bro
29:16If I didn't
29:16I'd be kicking myself for life
29:17That's for sure
29:20Yo
29:21People are moving, innit?
29:22So let me
29:22Let me buy you back, yeah?
29:24Alright
29:24He said
29:25In a bit
29:34So this is it
29:38Nah
29:38Nah, you said you wouldn't laugh
29:39I'm not laughing, it's shock, bro
29:41Shock?
29:41Yeah, yeah, in a good way
29:42Different emotions and sides in all of us
29:44Fighting
29:46And harmonising simultaneously
29:47Thanks
29:49I'm sure the curse is clear
29:50You can go now
29:51I'm in no rush, bro
29:54You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle
29:57I mean, my sister works in promotion
29:58She said she had her shitload left over
30:00She and Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco
30:04And they say romance is dead
30:08So what's going on with you and Leah?
30:09We're just different people
30:11Different priorities
30:13If that makes sense
30:14Yeah
30:15Makes a lot of sense
30:18There's this guy I'm seeing
30:19And he's great
30:21Really lovely, in fact
30:22And?
30:24He's got me jumping behind pillars
30:25What?
30:26In a good way
30:27I keep hiding from him
30:29I think I like him because
30:32He's safe
30:33And I thought that was good for me
30:34Because, you know, safe is my happy place
30:35I love safe
30:36What makes you think you're safe?
30:37I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
30:40Your art is
30:42I'm not fooled by the button-up look
30:45I think you're attracted to messiness
30:48Yeah, nah, that's enough Prosecco's for you
30:50Wait, nah
30:51I think it's you
30:53I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket
30:56Or jumping behind pillars
30:57To avoid what you really want
31:02Mmm
31:03Mmm
31:04Mmm
31:04Mmm
31:05Mmm
31:08Thank you, man
31:09Of course
31:10You're wise
31:11I watch a lot of
31:12Right at first sight with my grandma
31:14Dad
31:15You're on that?
31:15Yeah, bro
31:16Don't get in, nobody watches that
31:18What?
31:19Everyone watches that?
31:20See you later, man
31:31Oh, hi
31:33Leah
31:36Not even an apology?
31:39Apology for...
31:40For standing me up the other night
31:42I'm sorry, Zhang
31:43I thought it was just a whole study thing
31:46Feels for a good reason, I promise
31:48Well, I thought it was a good reason
31:49But then it turns out that he is a dickhead
31:51You met up with someone else
31:54Zhang, am I missing something?
31:55Really, Leah?
32:04Yeah
32:04That is just blatant nepotism
32:06Your sense of entitlement is astounding
32:08Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job
32:12And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman
32:15Sorry, sorry
32:17Are you even from here?
32:20Scenophobic
32:21Oh, that's not even a word
32:22Yes, it is, and you're an idiot
32:23Thank you very much
32:24Objection
32:25And overall, but sustained
32:28Tramly
32:29Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense
32:31Like, because the dom has like, like, like, never been a woman
32:34So that would make it fair
32:36Oh, bless you, pathetic
32:38And this one
32:39Look at him, is the dom
32:42Stiff
32:43Wooden
32:44Lifeless
32:44And those were just his King Lear reviews
32:46Is that all you've got?
32:48Insults?
32:48Shut up, mate
32:49Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
32:50Which is a true story, by the way
32:52Yeah, thank you very much
32:57Order, order
32:59Adebayo
33:01Yeah
33:02I wore the same pants for a week
33:04Yeah, I got pissed
33:07And pissed my bed
33:09And hid my sheets
33:12Let's see, what else do you know about me?
33:14Sometimes
33:15I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping
33:19I piss sitting down
33:21I piss sitting down
33:23You'll probably tell them that
33:26I'm a virgin
33:32So, beyond the put downs
33:35You've got nothing
33:37Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom
33:40Because it doesn't mean anything to you
33:41Just like I'm guessing
33:44It doesn't mean anything to most of you
33:51Well, it means something to me
33:54I want to do our year justice
33:57I want our future years
33:59To look back at our years
34:00The best year
34:01Full of absolute legends
34:07So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit
34:12Vote for someone who does
34:31Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glaston Rave!
34:33Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glaston Rave!
34:44Yes!
34:46That's right!
34:471040 unlimited weapons for everyone!
35:23I'm not sure
35:25I'm not sure if we're still together
35:27I hope we are
35:30I just want to talk to you
35:31I need to talk to you
35:32It's about the travelling
35:34I'm not sure where your head is at
35:36With any of it but
35:42What are you doing?
35:43Is now a bad time?
35:44No
35:48It's just
35:51I've kind of left
35:53Left me on read
35:55For the past like three days
35:57Yeah I know, I'm sorry
35:58Well I was about to send you a message
36:00Me first
36:03Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge
36:05And that you weren't going because of me
36:06And so I thought I could stay away from you
36:08And I tried but I couldn't
36:10I can't
36:10So I think that's because I love you
36:17You...
36:18You don't need to say it back
36:20Or anything
36:31But I mean, you could say something
36:33Yeah
36:33Nah, shit
36:35Um
36:39I love you too
36:49I proper love you
36:54I love you
37:05But
37:05But
37:06Cambridge
37:08I don't know about you but
37:10I don't know if I can do long distance
37:16Me neither
37:36Are we all in agreement?
37:44The votes have been verified
37:51And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is
37:57Johnson
37:58What?
38:00I don't know
38:01Honey it's okay
38:01I'm just fine
38:02Remember my illustrious spectators
38:05There can only be one winner
38:08Which means the candidate in second place is
38:16Tramley
38:19Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is
38:22Femi Adebayo
38:26What?
38:27What?
38:29Congratulations
38:30Semi Femi
38:32Well come on up dickhead
38:55How?
38:56Did you do it?
38:57You were there
38:59Confidence, character and charisma
39:01Come on
39:02No way they chose you over Glastow tickets
39:04And they saw through your life
39:05I wasn't lying
39:07I have connects and everyone in that room knows that
39:10That's why something isn't adding up here
39:12I smell a rat
39:14Well I know it's hard to accept
39:15But
39:16David beat Goliath
39:20Oh you know that something isn't adding up here Fem Fems
39:23And I will find the truth
39:24You trust me
39:33Hey
39:34Hear my man about hey
39:35Is this not you?
39:36Meet me in my room
39:3710pm life or death
39:39It is
39:40So are you going to tell us or are you just gonna
39:43Yeah nah I need help breaking into the exhibition hall
39:45It's where everyone's showing their final pieces
39:47What?
39:49This
39:55Everyone's showing their A level pieces
39:57And what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough
40:00It gives a
40:01I don't
40:03Leo
40:03What is it?
40:06It's me
40:07Not so much showing who I am
40:09But rather revealing how I experience me
40:12So yeah
40:14What do you think?
40:15It's giving me emotion sickness
40:16We're not even moving
40:18Look guys
40:19Carol said I couldn't show up
40:20But fuck that
40:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see
40:23But I can't do it alone
40:24You guys need to help
40:24So we gotta do it now
40:26I don't usually agree with Carol
40:28But
40:29I agree with Carol
40:32Omar
40:33You took me out of my studying for this
40:35You're lying
40:36I thought you guys would come and help me out
40:38This is us helping you
40:39Brother
40:39Don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan
40:43You know what?
40:44What do you know?
40:44You sabotage your entire A levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for
40:48He got your feelings for
40:49You yeah
40:50You crash and burn every relationship you're in
40:52And then you Femi
40:54You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants
40:56I can't lie
40:57What are you trying to say?
40:58The road
40:58You know what?
41:00Guys
41:00Can you guys please go?
41:02Alright listen
41:03Our bad
41:03Yeah please
41:04In fact get out
41:06Cool
41:07Bang off
41:08Bang off
41:37Huh
41:37I can't
41:44What's
41:48Yeah
41:49The world
41:53Is
41:53I can't
41:54I can't
41:58You know
42:00Ah
42:03You know
42:16I'll see you next time.
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