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00:00:49Cadet Dan Ramey, personal message, stardate 868858.7
00:00:56Dear mother and father, in the three weeks since the academy began, I'm confident I'm maintaining the standard of excellence
00:01:03we agreed upon.
00:01:07As I promised, last the bed, first the rice.
00:01:48What time do you...?
00:01:53or for power days either 4 40 am for speed and agility 3 30 am for power anyway i gotta
00:01:58go hit
00:01:58the track for sprints see you around sleepyhead i strive to be first in each endeavor every day
00:02:05brings a new opportunity to prove myself start leading academy report for cardio and sprint
00:02:11war college you have weight and flexibility
00:02:23the air buns of steel cadets star sweet maggots i want to see that you want to be here do
00:02:29you want
00:02:29to be here let's go show me you're worthy of this uniform get moving wait let's go
00:02:39do you call that a lunch lower cadet no one
00:02:43down to the night cadet to the night what is this is this a tea party get out no no
00:02:50we're
00:03:06what was that you're the best in the war college and smoked you embarrassing
00:03:22next station romeo
00:03:25every warrior knows that you live each day with an eye towards death as she walks free and upright
00:03:32amongst the living but if by chance she survive until tomorrow we'll be having tryouts for the
00:03:36calica team sign up here
00:03:45there's no need to speed it it scared you
00:03:53genesis life captain of the inner base youth league five years and change and top of her class
00:03:58and student ambassador to the model fight council
00:04:02when do you sleep admiral's daughter we don't need sleep what happens if you do
00:04:07you get court marshals
00:04:11they'll never know not easy being an animal's daughter
00:04:13takes daddy issues to a whole new level for sure also makes losing out of the question
00:04:19too bad they can only be one captain though if anything sorry yes you'll have to learn to live
00:04:24with disappointment good luck i'll cut the ponytail off okay wait you did not grow up playing calica either
00:04:32i know i haven't played anything i'm not a team guy i'm more of a rely on myself and don't
00:04:38get killed
00:04:38guy hey hey oh what's he says he's allergic to organize sports so which part the sports
00:04:45and the fact that they're organized oh that's funny academy cadets do you find it challenging
00:04:57to run while also debating the ethical ramifications of hurting the floor do you find it challenging to be
00:05:02a war college douchebag no you're best dude i just got smacked in the head you're gonna take up half
00:05:08her space get ready to be target practice oh i see we don't like each other don't talk i smell
00:05:20here you know properly to handle those feelings of inadequacy for me too
00:05:24well in your case just more inadequacy better love the uniforms guys may be the only thing about
00:05:30the war college that stays relevant all right this has been fun but i don't think you guys can afford
00:05:36to take any more time away from whatever it is you're um compensating for starfleet academy is an
00:05:41experiment like all experiments it must prove its value the war college has nothing to prove then why'd
00:05:47you go out of your way to hit me in the head with the ball you're an angry toddler yeah
00:05:50maybe our very
00:05:51large klingon friend will smack the eyebrows off your freaking face
00:06:02no blood will be shed on my court without my express permission back to your classes now
00:06:13ah darren my scar it's painful
00:06:18how'd you get it you ever fought someone with a knife between your ribs i don't have ribs
00:06:23you know i used to know a guy like that war college bicep back on kyania oh please god no
00:06:28my
00:06:28parents didn't think we were a good match your parents tell you who to date nah well i mean
00:06:32the relationship was doomed after i slept with his sister both of them actually and their cousin
00:06:38i would love to just have one shower without having to hear about darren's multiple polycule underwater
00:06:42hookups
00:06:48we indeed violate the fundamental laws of temporal mechanics to achieve
00:07:17get me out of here
00:07:22attention starfleet cadets we did the enjoy yourself
00:07:34this is war
00:07:36oh
00:07:38oh
00:07:38oh
00:07:40oh
00:07:41oh
00:07:48oh
00:07:50oh
00:10:07And everything is on fire at that time.
00:10:10Be that as it may, as a War College graduate, I can promise you they shenaned once, they'll shenan again.
00:10:17Well done, number one.
00:10:20Advise.
00:10:22I thought you would never ask, Chancellor.
00:10:24This is your only possible response.
00:10:31Demand a formal apology from Kellrec and he nips it in the bud or kills it in the cradle if
00:10:36you prefer.
00:10:36I'm good with a plant metaphor.
00:10:38It's not our job to resolve our students' problems for them.
00:10:42We're in the teach them how to fish business.
00:10:44Also, it's not fun.
00:10:47Remember those that see us as an experiment waiting to fail?
00:10:50You've said it yourself.
00:10:51Your tacit approval hands them ammunition in front of the committee.
00:10:55I'm beginning to get the thing where you don't trust me.
00:10:57Quite the opposite.
00:10:58I trust that you'll come to the right decision before it's too late.
00:11:03So you don't trust me?
00:11:04Lord, this is kid shit.
00:11:06Forgive my language.
00:11:08I'm pro-kid shit.
00:11:09They grew up in the burn.
00:11:11I'm not going to crush the life out of them anymore that the universe already has.
00:11:15Captain, Chancellor, I choose to work for you and not Kellrec for three reasons.
00:11:21I believe in Starfleet's mission of peace and despite what you may think, I believe in you.
00:11:28What's the third thing?
00:11:29I just find him very odd.
00:11:33And that whole tea fetish.
00:11:35Tea fetish?
00:11:38Out of all the fetishes available?
00:11:41Want to give it one last pitch before I disregard your counsel?
00:11:44You know that a single transgression is like a weed.
00:11:49Yank it now or it multiplies and strangles the entire field.
00:11:54What's with you on the plant metaphors?
00:11:56I hear you, Commander.
00:11:58I do.
00:11:59Perhaps it would be beneficial if our cadets did too.
00:12:04What's that?
00:12:05That's a cool idea.
00:12:07Chancellor, we were basically naked.
00:12:08No, completely naked.
00:12:10Everybody was looking at us like we were insane.
00:12:11Like we're crazy.
00:12:12In front of the whole school.
00:12:13What about our honor?
00:12:15I took a bath for the first time.
00:12:16You want us to get back at them with botany?
00:12:19Seriously?
00:12:19I don't know, guys.
00:12:20Do you think botany can end a prank war or did you have other ideas?
00:12:24Yeah, hit them back harder.
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Bring some serious pain.
00:12:27Wait till exams and then fix their servers.
00:12:32We are going to plant and grow the rare and highly protected fetus reflux.
00:12:39Despite being known as the empathy flower, it's not actually a flower.
00:12:43It's a fungus.
00:12:48Speak your mind, cadet.
00:12:50Don't hold back.
00:12:56Chancellor, respectfully, this is the single dumbest idea I've ever heard.
00:12:59How is this strategic?
00:13:01Strategic.
00:13:09Ever read the art of war?
00:13:11Ramey?
00:13:12Art of war?
00:13:12This century B.C., Sun Tzu learned patience in the garden and respect for the opponent.
00:13:18They got you pretty bad.
00:13:20They got you pretty bad.
00:13:21If I may, Chancellor, it was not an original idea.
00:13:25The war college stole that prank.
00:13:28Cadet Sam ran a search through old Starfleet disciplinary records.
00:13:32In the 28th century, Sun Cadets transported the entire first year class from the Islamic Star Wars to the rules
00:13:38of Alcatraz.
00:13:39It took the faculty half a day to get everyone down.
00:13:43No way.
00:13:44It's legendary.
00:13:46Then you've already learned your opponent's lack of imagination.
00:13:48Grab a trowel.
00:13:49Grab a trowel.
00:13:50Anybody who rolls their eyes, guess expel.
00:13:53I guess expel.
00:13:56Spritz the spores.
00:13:59Add the growth accelerant.
00:14:03Vetus only blooms at night.
00:14:06So be patient.
00:14:08Plants are like cadets.
00:14:10All they need is water, food, and a little encouragement.
00:14:15Go, go, go.
00:14:16Go, go, go.
00:14:20Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly is attempting to mate with a beaker.
00:14:25Please intervene.
00:14:27Doing great, buddy.
00:14:29I love you.
00:14:29Okay, y'all ready for Calica tryouts?
00:14:32No, I will not pursue violence in any form.
00:14:36I have chosen the XO Ecology Club in that same time slot.
00:14:40I know.
00:14:41I respect that.
00:14:46But, I swiped your Delta while you were showering.
00:14:48I maybe signed you up?
00:14:52What the hell, Genesis?
00:14:53What?
00:14:54It's just...
00:14:54No, no, no.
00:14:55I'm not signing up for some culty school spirit war, okay?
00:14:59I don't do spirit, tribes, or teams.
00:15:02I want to be captain.
00:15:03I need to be captain.
00:15:05And when I am, I need my strongest players.
00:15:08You fought the Benari well.
00:15:10Look around.
00:15:12Look at that.
00:15:15Sorry.
00:15:16Tanya's here.
00:15:25We need you.
00:15:27Please.
00:15:32How's your, um...
00:15:34Your beta soy princess?
00:15:36President's daughter, and she's not anybody's.
00:15:38Well, I guess your tour was so compelling,
00:15:40she went and ran away to the war college.
00:15:45Shitty comment retracted.
00:15:47But I get the vibe she likes sports.
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:51I'll do it if you stop talking.
00:15:55Strategy, skill, teamwork.
00:15:59Calica is more than just a game.
00:16:02I want you to write your minds
00:16:05and prepare your hearts for battle.
00:16:08There are two teams, each with a mascot.
00:16:11The mascot protects a target.
00:16:14The goal of the game is simple.
00:16:18Fight your way to the other side of the field
00:16:21and shoot a target guarded by the opposing team's mascot.
00:16:26Tryouts today will not be easy.
00:16:29You'll be scored in a series of drills.
00:16:33Highest score makes the team.
00:16:36I want you to strike with the force of a thousand tachyons.
00:16:41Strike until your opponent's innards liquefy and...
00:16:45And you'll do it all while wearing really snazzy uniforms.
00:16:52You all know Coach Reno?
00:16:54Professor, how did you talk to Power Mechanics?
00:16:57I'm a nerd jock hybrid.
00:16:59Each team is made up of eight players, a mascot, and an alternate.
00:17:03The mascot is the last line of defense.
00:17:06They protect the target.
00:17:08What kind of mascot?
00:17:09What are we working with?
00:17:11What we're working with is a hundred push-ups.
00:17:14Now!
00:17:14And the next interruption, two hundred.
00:17:17Using the mascot in the game is a tradition.
00:17:20Way back, Starfleet's was a Laffling.
00:17:23Fuzzy, mean like a koala, cute like a Targ.
00:17:27They called him...
00:17:28Laffy.
00:17:28They called him Laffy.
00:17:31So it's basically like a fun game with a laser tag?
00:17:35Yeah, just like laser tag.
00:17:40What is happening?
00:17:46I warned you, tryouts would not be easy.
00:17:50Calica prepares you for real-world combat,
00:17:54which is why I will not have a losing Calica team at this academy.
00:18:00Today's obstacle course is designed to show me what each of you is made of.
00:18:05Every move you make will gain or lose you one individual point.
00:18:10Any cadet who rings the bell of victory at the end of the obstacle course...
00:18:15...wins a bonus point.
00:18:17The top eight cadets will make the team.
00:18:20The rest of you will live in shame.
00:18:23Begin!
00:18:27Release the drones!
00:18:51Release the drones!
00:18:55Bonus point, Ramey.
00:18:59Bonus point, live.
00:19:03Bonus point, Ramey.
00:19:11Bonus point, Ramey.
00:19:13And don't feel back.
00:19:14You're trying too hard.
00:19:16Slow you down.
00:19:23The Calica game phaser.
00:19:26It will not win the game for you.
00:19:29Look who finally showed up.
00:19:31But it can keep you from losing.
00:19:33Better late than never.
00:19:34I'm showering with my Delta from now on.
00:19:36The phaser has only one setting.
00:19:43Transport.
00:19:46If you are hit, you'll be beamed out of play
00:19:49and into the casualty box for the entirety of that round.
00:19:52You'll be able to rejoin your team
00:19:54in the next one.
00:19:58Do not be late again.
00:20:09Ooh.
00:20:11Lone Wolf came to play.
00:20:21Dad, why do you hate sports?
00:20:23I do.
00:20:24I hate them.
00:20:29Yes, man, yes!
00:20:32No, man, no!
00:20:36Mayor, disqualification.
00:20:44I can't see them through the smoke.
00:20:46I can't see them through the smoke.
00:20:57Come on, she's porous.
00:21:00Yeah, the best of us are.
00:21:02And it's permeable, not porous.
00:21:04Get your pee straight.
00:21:07Five minutes left, cadets.
00:21:09If you want to make the team, impress me now!
00:21:12Perfect!
00:21:14A little feedback?
00:21:15You're not trying hard enough.
00:21:17It's making you stupid.
00:21:27I want blood.
00:21:28There's no blood?
00:21:29I want blood in it.
00:21:30You need blood in food to consider it food.
00:21:31Absolutely.
00:21:32To consider it food.
00:21:32To tear it to pieces.
00:21:34That doesn't sound healthy.
00:21:34That's the only way it should be.
00:21:36Brokeg blood pie.
00:21:38Reggaeton.
00:21:39Grandpa.
00:21:40Blood sauce.
00:21:41Heart of tar.
00:21:42Blood sauce.
00:21:50Hey, can you distract him from me for a sec?
00:21:53What?
00:21:53I don't know.
00:21:55Use your biting humor.
00:21:56Nothing about me is funny.
00:21:58Ha!
00:21:58That's funny!
00:22:01Chazelle!
00:22:03Greetings, more college brethren.
00:22:05Hey, you!
00:22:08Hello.
00:22:08My name is Jaden.
00:22:10Jaden.
00:22:11It means he who crosses oceans of fire.
00:22:14So, yeah.
00:22:16I'm Kyle.
00:22:18It means Kyle.
00:22:21Mm-hmm.
00:22:24Yay, great!
00:22:26As we were discussing Klingon humor,
00:22:29I discovered two Klingon jokes.
00:22:31Waiter, what is this ghar doing in my own my toriah?
00:22:38Screaming.
00:22:41Ah, because the heights to die.
00:22:44What?
00:22:44Hold on.
00:22:45What, uh, what was the second one?
00:22:48Please, no.
00:22:53Excuse me, miss.
00:22:54Don't I know you?
00:22:55Nope.
00:22:56Yeah, I do.
00:22:59Tarima, right?
00:23:00Kayla Mare?
00:23:01Tour guide?
00:23:02Turns out you forgot to fill out a comment card.
00:23:05Shoot, I must have left you in my other pants.
00:23:07I can't remember how many stars I gave you.
00:23:09Five.
00:23:10Definitely five.
00:23:10Out of five?
00:23:11Doesn't sound like me.
00:23:14I get why you enrolled in the wrong school,
00:23:16but you could have just come to the academy
00:23:17and avoided me there.
00:23:18Believe it or not,
00:23:19I didn't choose to work on HZU.
00:23:20Uh-huh.
00:23:21Mm-hmm.
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:31Blink twice if this is a hostage situation.
00:23:36Ultimate theory.
00:23:37Oh, yeah.
00:23:37Your whole life on Beta's end was rules and walls,
00:23:39and now that you can go anywhere and be anything,
00:23:44you freaked out,
00:23:45and you chose the war callers because it's safer.
00:23:47Glib, reductive, and stupid
00:23:49would love to be analyzed like this.
00:23:51Yeah, I get it.
00:23:52Too much freedom at the academy, right?
00:23:55Too many ancient Bajoras, scripture classes,
00:23:57interspecies ethics courses, and yoga clubs.
00:24:03So you decided to join the asshole factory instead.
00:24:05Oh, and we're done.
00:24:07Look, I didn't mean you're an asshole.
00:24:09I'm the asshole, okay?
00:24:11Look, I'm sorry, but you...
00:24:13Anything before the word but is bullshit.
00:24:15No, no, no.
00:24:15You didn't even tell me.
00:24:18After everything that we've been through.
00:24:20Everything?
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:27I don't know.
00:24:28I kind of thought we had some energy between us.
00:24:35Is that completely wrong?
00:24:52Are you okay?
00:24:56Did I do that?
00:25:02Caleb, we're strangers.
00:25:04Oh, okay.
00:25:06We are strangers.
00:25:08We're strangers, yeah.
00:25:09You feel a certain way about me,
00:25:10and you think I feel that way too,
00:25:13except I just haven't realized it yet.
00:25:15And you think if you keep barking at me,
00:25:17I'll eventually get there.
00:25:18You need all the school you can get.
00:25:33If you are here,
00:25:35then congratulations.
00:25:37Your scores yesterday were slightly less terrible
00:25:40than everyone else's.
00:25:43Or your score was just plain terrible,
00:25:46but you fit the Laplaine costume.
00:25:54Congrats, Lappy.
00:25:56Welcome to the Calica team.
00:25:58Sweet.
00:25:59It's an honor.
00:26:01And we didn't forget team captain.
00:26:04Blythe, Ramey, you guys tied.
00:26:07Commander Thock wanted you to settle it
00:26:09by digging each other's graves
00:26:11with the loser getting their eyes plucked out
00:26:14by baby Gorn.
00:26:15Unfortunately, we weren't able to get that
00:26:18cleared by the Alumni Association.
00:26:21Side-by-side shootout.
00:26:22The winner is your captain.
00:26:25Computer, activate simulation.
00:26:28Simulation is activated.
00:26:39Target one, tie.
00:26:42Target two, tie.
00:26:45Target three, tie.
00:26:48Target four, tie.
00:26:53Target five, tie.
00:26:56Target six, tie.
00:26:59Boy, you two just love the tie.
00:27:01First one to eight, takes it.
00:27:04Target seven, tie.
00:27:06Making those daddy issues work for you.
00:27:08What did you say, you piece of shit?
00:27:11Target eight, Ramey.
00:27:13Target nine, Ramey.
00:27:16Darum Ramey is your new Calica captain.
00:27:33Let's hear it, come on, let's hear it, let's hear it, let's hear it.
00:27:37Let's hear it, let's hear it.
00:27:39Let's hear it.
00:27:40What's that supposed to be?
00:27:41I believe it is a captain's chair, and I believe he's hoisted by his whooping posse of dudes.
00:27:47This guy isn't suffering.
00:27:49Come on, Sierra!
00:27:50Come on, Sierra!
00:27:52Come on, Sierra!
00:27:58Do you aspire to be the best and brightest in the galaxy?
00:28:07Good God.
00:28:09I soiled myself!
00:28:11I gotta die!
00:28:13God!
00:28:17Where am I?
00:28:24Exceed your physical, mental, and spiritual limits.
00:28:33Be the captain of your own destiny, at Starfleet Academy.
00:28:37Where did they find these people?
00:28:47Calm down.
00:28:50Spunning.
00:28:51Oh, yeah.
00:28:52Oh, Adrian, off to close.
00:28:55Calica.
00:28:56Right.
00:28:57Playing for a short night.
00:28:58Aye, aye, captain.
00:29:00Good night, Academy.
00:29:00Bye!
00:29:08Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed.
00:29:12Welcome, Commander Calricks.
00:29:13Your security's pretty serious.
00:29:15Well, we tried funny sec...
00:29:20It's critical to use the proper tools, fresh, dried leaves, water, heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius.
00:29:32If one step is handled carelessly, the result is...
00:29:42A weak cup.
00:29:50Cheers.
00:29:51You don't cheers.
00:29:53Oh, if you muster, uh, place the spoon at 12 o'clock, then softly fold the liquid back and forth
00:30:0012 times to 6 o'clock.
00:30:0212...
00:30:04To 6 o'clock.
00:30:05Your kids accessed our security to get that footage, which was only possible with an instructor's help.
00:30:10Is that an accusation?
00:30:12A fact.
00:30:12I analyzed all the metadata.
00:30:14You aided and abetted the humiliation of my cadets.
00:30:17We learn more from our failures than our successes, and someone has to teach your cadets that life and war
00:30:23will come at them from all sides.
00:30:25Some of them came here in cargo holes.
00:30:27They don't need a reminder that life isn't fair.
00:30:29Apparently, they do.
00:30:33Put yourself in their shoes for a sec.
00:30:37The E-word.
00:30:39Empathy.
00:30:41These kids have no reason to believe in anybody.
00:30:43I want them to believe in me.
00:30:45I need them to believe in you.
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:49Surprise.
00:30:50I got no problem with kids being kids, but you're putting your thumb on the scale.
00:30:53Well, it defeats both our purposes.
00:30:56Our cadets need to know that our campus is a level playing field.
00:31:00I'd call you naive, but you've got 300 years on me.
00:31:03They're 52.
00:31:06This is only going to get worse.
00:31:08Do you really want to risk shenanigans when the Oversight Committee gets here?
00:31:12I'm giving you a chance to end it.
00:31:14Chancellor, my cadets and I will continue to outflank, outmaneuver, and outplay yours.
00:31:19And then you can decide how that E-word is working out for you.
00:31:22Oh, yeah?
00:31:30Well, my 12 to 6 is your 6 to 12.
00:31:34So think about that.
00:31:38What?
00:31:39Based on the measurable differences in our capabilities, we have a 2.7% chance of winning.
00:31:44Exactly.
00:31:45See?
00:31:45This is our chance to prove ourselves.
00:31:46No, no, no.
00:31:47This is your chance to prove yourselves.
00:31:49Okay?
00:31:50I was about to say, luckily we have you, my right-handed, rule-breaking, no-
00:31:53I'm not your anything.
00:31:57Apparently, that's...
00:31:57Prematuring.
00:31:58Premature.
00:31:59And why did you have to say it was our atrium?
00:32:00I can't afford any more service hours if I want to get into Starfleet this century.
00:32:05You were so ready to throw down when we first met.
00:32:08Are you really going to let these idiots get away with this?
00:32:13Now, who's with me?
00:32:16Am I really the only one that believes they need their arses handed to them?
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:20I want you!
00:32:22Every calculation says that they'll keep terrorizing us if we don't rally.
00:32:28Caleb, you're an idiot.
00:32:30That's a yes.
00:32:32Genesis.
00:32:33You know what kind of captain sends his team into a slaughter?
00:32:38When I got the red wine dirty.
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43I win at all costs.
00:32:45I said that out loud.
00:32:47What did you expect?
00:32:48I expected you to not use my family shit against me.
00:32:52Good luck.
00:32:53Captain.
00:32:54Captain.
00:33:03Captain.
00:33:04I'll make up.
00:33:06Bye.
00:33:07Attention, guys.
00:33:09Please exit immediately.
00:33:10The atrium is closed for cleaning.
00:33:16Since we don't have access to an actual calic field, this will have to do.
00:33:20We've divided the atrium in half.
00:33:21Your side and ours.
00:33:23Mascots on the risers.
00:33:24Caleb, you ready?
00:33:27Yep.
00:33:28This will fill the insomniac and nocturnal cadets, but once the sun's up, so go with the jig.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:35First of four points.
00:33:36Deal.
00:33:37And it's open season on the mascots if they leave the target zone.
00:33:40Targets will materialize when any player gets within five feet of the target zone.
00:33:44Your bleachers have been designated the casualty box.
00:33:46You can't like a computer will monitor our gameplay.
00:33:49Less talking.
00:33:50More humiliation.
00:33:51Granted.
00:33:58You need to be careful what you wish for.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:04You will focus on defense.
00:34:06Protect.
00:34:07I'm late.
00:34:09That's what it looks like.
00:34:11I'm a lab link.
00:34:13Oh, yeah.
00:34:14Man, I have seen tougher tardigree.
00:34:16Okay, okay.
00:34:17The offensive plan is me.
00:34:20Just you?
00:34:22And what happens when that player goes to shit?
00:34:26Gonna stay away, huh?
00:34:27Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work.
00:34:30Anyway, as I was saying, the offensive plan is just me.
00:34:35They'll be expecting a full-on offensive assault.
00:34:37Let's surprise them.
00:34:39Have faith in your captain.
00:34:41You ready?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43Let's bring it in.
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:47Players, take your position.
00:34:53Mascots to the target zone.
00:34:56Bring it, Mugacho.
00:34:57Why don't you blow my horn, Lachlan?
00:34:59Whip it up, bro.
00:35:00Whip it up.
00:35:01Game one begins in five, four, three, two, one.
00:35:10Commence play.
00:35:15Stay back and give me cover fire.
00:35:17And don't let them anywhere near Arkham.
00:35:19Ready?
00:35:19Now.
00:35:29Go, cover Arkham.
00:35:30Okay, okay.
00:35:33Let's go.
00:35:35Cover us.
00:35:36Yep.
00:35:41Guys, guys, guys, over there.
00:35:42Really tall hands, I'm doing on the move.
00:35:45Genesis.
00:35:46Genesis!
00:35:48To him!
00:35:48Take him out!
00:35:49Take him out!
00:35:50What is wrong with you?
00:35:52Behind you!
00:35:53Behind you!
00:35:53Behind you!
00:35:54Hey, princess.
00:35:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:36:01Somebody help!
00:36:02Somebody help!
00:36:04First point to the war column.
00:36:07Game two begins now.
00:36:12Again, Durham?
00:36:17Hey, hey, Jason, move!
00:36:19Go, go, go, go, go!
00:36:20Shoot them all!
00:36:21That's them all!
00:36:22Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb!
00:36:24That's what I'm talking about, Caleb!
00:36:35Seriously?
00:36:36War college leads.
00:36:37Two games to zero.
00:36:39Game three begins now.
00:36:41Shoot them, Seth.
00:36:42Shoot them!
00:36:46Caleb, over there!
00:36:47I just checked it!
00:36:48He's on your left!
00:36:52Guys, are we even trying?
00:36:56Oh, guys, why?
00:36:58Three-zero.
00:36:59War college.
00:37:00Well played.
00:37:01Match point.
00:37:02Time out.
00:37:04One minute time out called by Starfleet Academy.
00:37:06What's our next play?
00:37:07Uh, I don't know.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:09What are you doing?
00:37:10What are you doing?
00:37:11Huh?
00:37:12Pull a strategy out of your ass or stand down.
00:37:14Sorry, are you the captain?
00:37:15Are you?
00:37:16No, I didn't think so.
00:37:17Come on.
00:37:18Come on!
00:37:18Come on!
00:37:20Resume play.
00:37:38I like this game.
00:37:40Foul.
00:37:41Prohibited strike.
00:37:42Cadet Raimi will sit out the point.
00:37:45You okay?
00:37:48If we can't out-muscle them,
00:37:50Offense!
00:37:50We outsmart them.
00:37:51Hey!
00:37:52Get physical!
00:37:53Get after them!
00:37:55Okay, we need a real plan.
00:37:57What are you thinking?
00:38:04Genesis!
00:38:05Come on!
00:38:06What are you doing?
00:38:07I told you what to do!
00:38:09Come on!
00:38:10No.
00:38:11I have a different strategy.
00:38:12Just wait for my signal, okay?
00:38:14Sam, I'm gonna need you to do something for us.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:18Players, resume positions.
00:38:22Play will continue in three, two, one.
00:38:28What are you doing?
00:38:29The replicators moved back!
00:38:35That's not the plan!
00:38:36What are you doing?
00:38:37Using our training.
00:38:39They can't hit what they can't see.
00:38:42This mouth's too thick.
00:38:44Hold your positions.
00:38:45So much smoke, I can't see!
00:38:47I can't see!
00:38:48Shoot the mascot!
00:38:50They're shooting at me!
00:38:51Guys, they're shooting!
00:38:52Malcolm, come on.
00:38:53What are you doing, mate?
00:38:54Just kidding!
00:38:55I'm not a mascot!
00:38:56I'm a god!
00:38:58Sam.
00:39:00I can make myself permeable, bitches!
00:39:03Hey, that's cheating!
00:39:05Nothing in the rule book about it!
00:39:14No!
00:39:15No, no, no!
00:39:16No, guys!
00:39:17Guys!
00:39:19Move!
00:39:193-1!
00:39:20That's how you do that!
00:39:21Move!
00:39:22First point for Starfleet's battle!
00:39:25I'm special!
00:39:27I look for you, my furry little friend!
00:39:29I'm all up in you, baby!
00:39:31Woo!
00:39:32He used our own shots to locate us in the smoke.
00:39:35Smart.
00:39:39Holy shit!
00:39:42They found a strategy that works.
00:39:44Replacing you.
00:39:49Get out!
00:39:51Get out!
00:39:52Get out!
00:39:53Get out!
00:39:53Get out!
00:39:55Well, we can't pull that off a second time, but...
00:39:58At least it's not a shutout.
00:40:05Wait, you're...
00:40:06You're leaving?
00:40:08You're better captain than I am.
00:40:11It seems yours.
00:40:12What in the sweet name of Kornosh is this?
00:40:19Why is this always on my watch?
00:40:21You will pay!
00:40:23You will pay with blood, sweat, and shame!
00:40:27Why are none of you crying?
00:40:29I'll cry.
00:40:30Quiet!
00:40:31To your chances!
00:40:32Now!
00:40:35I've got a lot of paperwork to get through.
00:40:46None of you have been paying attention?
00:40:48For the record, I've actually been paying attention.
00:40:49The very last time.
00:40:51Patience.
00:40:52And empathy.
00:40:53They are not concessions.
00:40:55These are stra...
00:40:59Hello.
00:41:00Hi.
00:41:01Patience!
00:41:02And empathy!
00:41:04These are strategies.
00:41:06Tools.
00:41:08What?
00:41:10Mir.
00:41:11Are your pajamas covered in little accordions?
00:41:13They are tiny war cores, you want to say something cute about it?
00:41:16Huh?
00:41:17Do ya?
00:41:17Do ya?
00:41:18Do ya?
00:41:19End this war once and for all. Show us some growth.
00:41:22GROWTH!
00:41:25Is anybody whistling? Whistling? Whistling?
00:41:28There will be no more after-hour shenaniganizing.
00:41:31I'm putting the campus under lock and key with biometric security.
00:41:34I'm sure Chancellor Kellering is.
00:41:37Teal of an eyeball.
00:41:42We'll be flattered.
00:41:45Disciplinary menial labor assignments will be posted tomorrow.
00:41:4830 hours a person.
00:41:50According to item 48.9 being the rulebook 7-0.
00:41:53Woohoo! 35.
00:41:54Any other takers?
00:41:57Dismissed.
00:42:00Out!
00:42:02She must be pissed if she's breaking the rules.
00:42:04Yeah, maybe we should have just listened to what she said and stuck botany.
00:42:11Quietly now. Quietly now. Quietly now.
00:42:13Quietly now. Quietly.
00:42:15It's okay. It's okay.
00:42:17Almost there.
00:42:18Almost there.
00:42:19Almost there.
00:42:19Almost there.
00:42:19Quietly now.
00:42:20Quietly now.
00:42:21Quiet.
00:42:23It's okay.
00:42:24Almost there.
00:42:24Almost there.
00:42:26Shhh.
00:42:27Shhh.
00:42:28I think the Chancellor was trying to tell us something.
00:42:31I know she just said patience and empathy.
00:42:36But she also said end the war once and for all.
00:42:39We're gonna prank the War College.
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:42We're gonna prank the War College so hard they'll write songs about it.
00:42:46What now?
00:42:47Yes, now.
00:42:49If I'm getting busted, it's gonna be worth it.
00:42:51We're gonna take what our Chancellor taught us and wait for the right moment.
00:42:55Patience.
00:42:56And hit the War College back on their level.
00:42:58Empathy.
00:42:59Chancellor wants to see some growth?
00:43:01We're gonna show her some growth.
00:43:03We're gonna be doing disciplinary labor for the rest of our lives.
00:43:06This pad is healthy as a newborn.
00:43:09What's the problem?
00:43:10Teething?
00:43:11It's not receiving incoming messages.
00:43:13Weird.
00:43:18You know what?
00:43:19It's fine.
00:43:20The problem must be on the other end.
00:43:22Yeah, that happens.
00:43:24Look, kid.
00:43:26Any message that you have to chase down does not deserve to be read by you.
00:43:32Never before in the universe.
00:43:34People are simple.
00:43:36They either show up for you or they don't.
00:43:39Oh, there you are, Commander.
00:43:41Not a good time dispensing wisdom.
00:43:43We were having to ducken for dinner, but now it can't exist because you forgot to prep the replicator.
00:43:50I'm sorry, kitten. My bad.
00:43:51Are you not respecting dinner?
00:43:54Dinner is important.
00:43:55We'll go out.
00:43:56Chinese, Navari.
00:43:58French.
00:43:59French.
00:44:00I won't cook over.
00:44:01But we'll crad that leg and rapport sauce.
00:44:04I'll make a res at Yvette's.
00:44:06See?
00:44:07Everything is gonna be all right.
00:44:11Nope.
00:44:12Goodbye, my love.
00:44:13Even more now.
00:44:15French-Klingon fusion.
00:44:17The cuisine I never knew that I needed.
00:44:20I left a starship on the edge of creation to be with her.
00:44:25That's what you call showing up for someone.
00:44:27Has anyone ever done that for you?
00:44:29I don't know.
00:44:30Maybe someone who was furious with you.
00:44:33Or maybe someone you repeatedly underestimated, who is also your classmate named Genesis.
00:44:41Go ahead.
00:44:42No.
00:44:42I mean, you went far away.
00:44:44I was worried about you.
00:44:47So, technically this doesn't require violence, but...
00:44:50The honor of my friends is bound to my own.
00:44:53I will join you.
00:44:54Alright.
00:44:56This needs to go like clockwork.
00:45:06Can I, uh...
00:45:12Have I ever told you I used to play the Belliclavian as a kid?
00:45:16It's a Bajoran...
00:45:17I know it is.
00:45:19Do I care?
00:45:21The kids across the galaxy were starving.
00:45:25And I was playing fancy instruments.
00:45:27I played that thing until my fingers bled.
00:45:29My mom and dad were sitting right in the front row.
00:45:32And I...
00:45:35I missed a note.
00:45:38They left before I could finish the piece.
00:45:40That's my family.
00:45:42You're either the center of the universe or you're nothing.
00:45:46Mom and dad issues.
00:45:49Impressive.
00:45:50Yeah.
00:45:51Had to be you or something.
00:45:54Look, I...
00:45:55I took advantage of you when you opened up.
00:45:58I'm sorry.
00:45:59It's a big universe.
00:46:01I can't expect everyone to play fair.
00:46:04You had the right to expect it here.
00:46:06He learned something.
00:46:07He didn't mean a word of that.
00:46:08Shut.
00:46:09Up.
00:46:10Meh.
00:46:16You lead.
00:46:18I follow.
00:46:21Okay.
00:46:24Uh...
00:46:25One thing now.
00:46:27Then I open the ribs.
00:46:29Yeah.
00:46:31I was six.
00:46:33Clients have multiple appendix signs.
00:46:35Oh, wow.
00:46:35Appendixes.
00:46:36Appendixes.
00:46:38Let's begin.
00:46:46The War College dorms are secure during the day.
00:46:48While the cadets are at class, someone will need to disable the system so we can get in.
00:46:52Where are we supposed to find someone with clearance?
00:46:56Well, uh...
00:46:57Yeah.
00:46:58It's not perfect.
00:47:00I replicated it from memory.
00:47:02And I had to guesstimate Caleb's size.
00:47:05My size?
00:47:05Yeah.
00:47:08I'm not wearing that.
00:47:09Look I am.
00:47:11Hey, hey.
00:47:11This part's way too techy for anyone else to pull off.
00:47:15Woo!
00:47:17You got Joe!
00:47:24Kellrick teaches battlefield resilience every day from 1500 to 1630.
00:47:28That is our window.
00:47:30To temporarily disable the security system, you'll need to get into his office.
00:47:34Problem is, we need his cornea.
00:47:37Which is what the Chancellor was trying to tell us.
00:47:40Chancellor Kellrick in his heel of an eyeball.
00:47:43That's you, Daryl.
00:47:44You want me to remove Kellrick's eye?
00:47:45Hi.
00:47:46So yeah, like you.
00:47:48I originally thought that we were removing people's eyeballs and ganglia.
00:47:51But it turns out, Prank Scart might get your blood.
00:47:55Got it.
00:47:56Sir?
00:47:57Sir?
00:48:00I want to apologize for the illicit game of calica.
00:48:04This is Kionian tradition.
00:48:06You're not familiar, because you've never met a Kionian before.
00:48:09But we do this all the time.
00:48:10I offer you my deep remorse.
00:48:13That's quite enough.
00:48:15Please don't deny this culturally sensitive moment, Chancellor Kellrick.
00:48:28Thank you, sir.
00:48:33With that polymer DNA imprint, I can code the programmable biometra gel to replicate any one of Kellrick's body parts.
00:48:50Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed.
00:48:53Welcome, Commander Kellrick.
00:48:55So, once in, I'll override the security grid so it shuts off, but it'll only last 60 seconds.
00:49:01We're gonna need someone fast to deliver the packages while the cadets are in class.
00:49:07It's go time.
00:49:11And I'll deliver the gifts in down under a minute.
00:49:15Like Santa.
00:49:16Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I juiced the growth accelerant, and all those plants were a little too cute
00:49:21for our purpose.
00:49:23You'll see.
00:49:28Once the security system comes back online, you'll need to haul ass.
00:49:32And make sure you don't get caught.
00:49:34Hi, Caleb.
00:49:37Where are you running off to?
00:49:38Caleb?
00:49:39Who's Caleb?
00:49:40I mean, you should be in class, young lady.
00:49:42You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:49:43Just stop, okay?
00:49:44I can sense you through this ridiculous outfit.
00:49:48Can we talk?
00:49:52Do we have to?
00:49:53No.
00:49:58I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I chose to work college.
00:50:01I should've.
00:50:02I owed you that.
00:50:04I just...
00:50:06I didn't know how.
00:50:08You make me feel...
00:50:10Amazing.
00:50:11Exhilarated.
00:50:12Nuts.
00:50:13Out of control.
00:50:15I'm not like other Betazoids.
00:50:18Back home, I was able to manage it.
00:50:21Now that I have the freedom to go where I want and be who I want, that freedom...
00:50:29It cost me something.
00:50:31I think I'm getting the picture.
00:50:32I didn't choose the work college because of you.
00:50:36I chose it so I can finally learn the discipline of being in control of myself.
00:50:41Okay, this place...
00:50:43It's who I am.
00:50:44I mean, it's who I have to be.
00:50:46Oh, come on.
00:50:47You're no more this place than I'm the Academy.
00:50:50Okay?
00:50:51Please don't fall for this us versus them shit.
00:50:54You're the one who's angry.
00:50:56Because I didn't choose your team.
00:50:58You're at the Academy now and you need everyone to pick up with you because...
00:51:02You don't have the guts to face your own choice.
00:51:05I didn't choose anything.
00:51:07It was either this or prison.
00:51:10Okay? And I'm not...
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:22You're fighting yourself so hard.
00:51:26You're convincing yourself not to care about this place.
00:51:30These people.
00:51:32I could feel you during the game, Caleb.
00:51:35I can feel it now.
00:51:37This is the first time you've...
00:51:39felt part of a group.
00:51:43And you like it.
00:51:47But you're afraid they'll let you down.
00:51:51Control.
00:51:55It's...
00:51:58Overrated.
00:52:04Overrated.
00:52:06I win.
00:52:10This isn't over.
00:52:12No, that's for sure.
00:52:14Hey!
00:52:16Hey!
00:52:17Mr. Magato, over here, come on.
00:52:20Come on.
00:52:25No running in the hallways.
00:52:29No running in the hallways!
00:52:34I thought you might need to be rescued.
00:52:36Genius has left their transporter module in our changing room.
00:52:39Not bad.
00:52:40How'd you find her?
00:52:41Because I'm an all-seeing genius.
00:52:44Chancellor assigned me laboratory duty.
00:52:46Damn it, she's good.
00:52:49Then all we have to do is wait until sunrise.
00:52:52And...
00:52:55No!
00:52:56No!
00:52:59No!
00:53:08No!
00:53:09No!
00:53:10No!
00:53:12No!
00:53:13No!
00:53:15Kyle!
00:53:16Come on!
00:53:17I'm going to kill whoever you did.
00:53:19I am going to literally...
00:53:20...do you think so?
00:53:21...do you think so?
00:53:24No!
00:53:25I'm going to kill whoever you did is!
00:53:28Get them!
00:53:32Oh!
00:53:33Get up!
00:53:35What the hell is going on?!
00:53:37What the hell are you doing here?!
00:53:41...get out of these!
00:53:42Go!
00:53:44Go!
00:53:55Good morning.
00:53:57Is the War College doing primal scream therapy now?
00:54:00We are going to rip those weeds out and shut them so far down your throat you're going to shoot
00:54:04coral filth.
00:54:05You will not fall in.
00:54:11The vitus reflux is a protected species under Starfleet Regulation 286.3.
00:54:18286.4, actually.
00:54:22Unless I'm mistaken, it says disturbing the plant before it reaches adulthood is a crime.
00:54:29Maturation takes longer if those plants sense any stress.
00:54:35So keep calm if you can.
00:54:39Oh, and it helps to talk to them with patience and empathy.
00:54:48Oh, oversight committee has arrived, Chancellor.
00:54:53They'll be inspecting dorm rooms, too, so you might want to try and, you know, tidy up, shall we?
00:55:02I yield.
00:55:04The victory is yours.
00:55:06I commend your cadets for their efforts.
00:55:09And I yours.
00:55:13They learn from the best.
00:55:17The best.
00:55:19The best.
00:55:26Later, guys.
00:55:28Bye-bye.
00:55:33It was you, wasn't it?
00:55:35You were one of the cadets who transported the first years to the roof all those years ago.
00:55:39What was that word you used?
00:55:42Legendary.
00:55:44You've been dropping him since the War College first hit us.
00:55:47Empathy plants.
00:55:48Calrick's eyeball.
00:55:49You even said, show me some growth.
00:55:51I know.
00:55:52And then you made us think it was our idea.
00:55:54Why didn't you just tell us?
00:55:55And let you cheat?
00:55:56Like Calrick?
00:55:57Half the fun was seeing if you'd all actually do it.
00:55:59And you did.
00:56:01You executed it with exceptional brilliance.
00:56:04And grace.
00:56:07Sort of.
00:56:07And why does everything have to be a full-on lesson in this place?
00:56:11Because it's a school, Caleb.
00:56:15And it's how we were taught.
00:56:18The War College teaches its cadets to fight battles.
00:56:22I'm teaching you to end wars.
00:56:24To learn the patience to formulate a true strategy.
00:56:28And the empathy to understand your opponents so you can disarm them.
00:56:33That's what Starfleet needs to be again.
00:56:36And leading through fear alone makes that impossible.
00:56:47So, like, what would you say to someone who just keeps choosing fear?
00:56:58I literally am asking for a friend.
00:57:05It isn't on you to control anyone but yourself.
00:57:11Hard lesson.
00:57:13But not all opponents are enemies.
00:57:16And the more you play, the more they help you live up to your potential.
00:57:20Maybe you could do that for your friend.
00:57:23Maybe.
00:57:26We'll see.
00:57:33We'll see.
00:57:36We'll see.
00:58:03We'll see.
00:58:06It's your office.
00:58:07Not really.
00:58:09But when you double down on the plan analogies, it all came together.
00:58:14I want to thank you.
00:58:16But I figured you'd need plausible deniability
00:58:19if the oversight committee ever found out the new chancellor had shenaned.
00:58:30I appreciate it.
00:58:35I knew you were doing yours.
00:58:38I knew you were doing yours.
00:58:41I'll admit I couldn't see that.
00:58:43I should have trusted it.
00:58:46I'm going to meditate on trust.
00:58:48What do you usually meditate on?
00:58:51What do you usually meditate on?
00:58:51Decapitation.
00:58:57Dear mother and father, academy training remains rigorous as expected.
00:59:04What I hadn't anticipated and am coming to appreciate are the lessons in leadership that I couldn't have received anywhere
00:59:11else.
00:59:11I think that one's mine.
00:59:17Bye, captain.
00:59:19It's fascinating, really, to be a part of a community where excellence is prized and rewarded, but not to the
00:59:27detriment of its individual members.
00:59:29One can lead and be led with empathy, patience, and not just for others, but for oneself as well.
00:59:39I haven't.
00:59:40I never knew such a thing was possible.
00:59:48Perhaps this is what friendship and family are meant to be.
00:59:55Perhaps this is who I am meant to be.
00:59:58A variation.
01:00:11Heads up.
01:00:17Welcome to the team.
01:00:41It's perfect.
01:00:45Check this guy out.
01:01:27Check this guy out.
01:01:43Check this guy out.
01:02:13Check this guy out.
01:02:15Check this guy out.
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