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Engsub She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00The goddess of healing
00:00:03She is
00:00:04eccentric and elusive and no one has ever seen her before whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five
00:00:11million dollars
00:00:13Oh kind stranger, let me repay you by granting your wish. I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:00:19Can you do that?
00:00:20My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved his country from a terrorist attack
00:00:24If he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person. It's a deal
00:00:30I'll save Lysander Armstrong. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:00:35I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:00:38That's right the Queen Angel and I are already the top doctors in the world if we can't save her
00:00:45No one can don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my
00:00:51way
00:00:53Every second counts
00:00:57Healer goddess hear my plea
00:01:02Please save my child
00:01:20Rod of a sepulius
00:01:39Rejuvening
00:01:48Rejuvening
00:01:49Praise she is the healer goddess
00:01:52No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:02:01Here you go miss. Thank you
00:02:05Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:02:10in need
00:02:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:02:28run
00:02:31Aw, it's okay little guy
00:02:34I'll fix you right up
00:02:40Right rewrites the wrong
00:02:45Right rejuvenate
00:02:50See, good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:02:56Come on Cleo, let's go
00:03:13Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:03:17We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:03:22The elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:03:28He's so hot
00:03:30Does he come with the money?
00:03:32Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power
00:03:37It's all yours
00:03:41Are we still moving forward miss Trixie?
00:03:44Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:03:48Oh, I have another call coming in
00:03:52Grandma
00:03:52I'm dying
00:03:54Save me Trixie
00:03:56Grandma
00:03:58Grandma
00:03:59When are you getting married?
00:04:01I'm already a hundred years old
00:04:03I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:04:05And Butch is still on deployment so that's why I haven't been married yet
00:04:12Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:04:18We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
00:04:32Please go feed your dog miss. Don't let it starve like you
00:04:35Oh, kind stranger
00:04:37Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:04:39Grant me a wish?
00:04:40Mm-hmm
00:04:41As you can barely feed yourself
00:04:42The downfall of humanity
00:04:44It all starts with the loss of faith
00:04:47What?
00:04:48Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:04:51Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:04:54I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:57Okay, uh
00:04:59I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:05:02Can you do that?
00:05:03I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:05:07Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:05:09Don't go too far, Cleo
00:05:14Hold still
00:05:21What? My migraine's gone
00:05:24Okay, then let's go
00:05:25If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:05:27Come on, come on
00:05:42Oop
00:05:42How is he?
00:05:44What is the diagnosis?
00:05:45Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:05:48I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:05:50Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:05:52You're supposed to be one of the best
00:05:54Don't worry, general
00:05:55I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:06:00I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:06:21I have no clue what this is
00:06:25Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:06:30That's why we saved the best for last
00:06:32Me, the witch doctor
00:06:35I'll save your son, Lysander
00:06:47He's not budging, there's no movement
00:06:49Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is
00:06:56Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:59They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:07:02If we can't save him, there's only one person who can
00:07:08Who?
00:07:11The goddess of healing
00:07:15Wait a second, you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:07:19That's correct, her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft
00:07:25That's her motto
00:07:26It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:07:29We are nothing compared to her
00:07:31She is eccentric and elusive, no one has ever seen her before
00:07:36If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:07:41I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:07:43I will find her, James, come
00:07:46Put out a bounty
00:07:48To the entire world
00:07:49Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:07:52Will get the five million dollars
00:07:54There's no need
00:08:09I'll save your son
00:08:12Who the hell is she?
00:08:13Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:08:15She's gonna save your brother?
00:08:17Don't be ridiculous
00:08:18How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:08:22Exactly
00:08:23God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:08:26She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:08:29Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:08:32I bet it has fleas
00:08:34That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:08:39Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:08:46Don't touch him
00:08:49They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:08:51But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:54So step aside
00:08:56I'll take it from here
00:08:58Could you hold this?
00:08:59Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:09:00You're not gonna touch my son
00:09:02I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:09:06I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:09:09I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:09:14Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:09:19A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:09:26Ew, disgusting
00:09:27Go back to being a prostitute
00:09:30Security!
00:09:31Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:09:34Let's go
00:09:34If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:09:41Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:09:47Maybe we should give her a try
00:09:49You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:09:52All right, I'll give you a shot
00:09:55But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:10:01Is that any way to ask for help?
00:10:04You'd be blessed to have me
00:10:06And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:10:09But since I'm not welcome here
00:10:12I'll leave
00:10:14Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:10:17No, Miss Trixie
00:10:18My brother is a hero to me
00:10:20I can't lose him
00:10:23Well, if he's a hero to you
00:10:26Then that means he must be a good person
00:10:29My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:10:33Also, he's great with puppies
00:10:35He'd make a great husband
00:10:38Who says I want to marry him?
00:10:40As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:10:47Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:10:49I mean, look at her
00:10:51Even if she cleaned herself up
00:10:53You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:56Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:11:00Continue wasting your time
00:11:02But I'm saving this patient
00:11:14Oh, okay
00:11:17What's happening?
00:11:19What are we doing?
00:11:30What the hell are you doing?
00:11:33I knew she was a perv
00:11:35She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:11:37Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:11:41Are you insane?
00:11:42Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:11:46He's born with congenital heart disease
00:11:48Has a peanut allergy
00:11:49And the condition he has is called
00:11:52Endogenic cryomorphy
00:11:53Yeah, right
00:11:54I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:58Oh, okay
00:11:58I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:12:01I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:12:05And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
00:12:12This?
00:12:19Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:12:21What?
00:12:23So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:12:28THE rod of a sepulius?
00:12:30Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from
00:12:33If you're going to be this delusional?
00:12:35I agree
00:12:35I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:12:38What is the point as of doctors who have studied for years?
00:12:42We are all certified
00:12:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:12:48She's right about everything
00:12:52Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses
00:12:55One of them is bound to be right
00:12:56And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:13:00Endogenic cryomorphie
00:13:02Oh
00:13:02And of course none of you have heard of it
00:13:04Because I just discovered it
00:13:06This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:13:11The chances are a billion to one
00:13:12A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:13:15But lucky for you all
00:13:16You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:13:20What a bunch of baloney
00:13:21I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:13:26Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
00:13:30You don't compare to meet us
00:13:32Who actually studied real medicine
00:13:34I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:13:39Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead
00:13:42And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:13:45Coming up with fake diseases
00:13:46Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:13:50Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:13:52Oh my god
00:13:54If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:58I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:14:00Which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:14:05What is that supposed to mean?
00:14:06It means you're being schooled by me
00:14:08And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:14:12Then let's have a bet
00:14:14If you can't heal him
00:14:17We'll break your hands
00:14:20And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:14:26These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:14:30You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:14:33Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:14:37There's too many lives at stake
00:14:41Don't worry, I got this
00:14:45It's a deal
00:14:47I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:14:49No one is dying on my watch
00:14:57Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:15:04Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:15:08Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:15:20I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:15:23I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:15:26I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:15:31Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:15:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:15:36Don't listen to her!
00:15:38She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:15:43Firstly, this is called greatness
00:15:46Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:54What? Did you just call me?
00:15:58There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:16:02Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:16:07Now stop getting in my way or I promise you
00:16:10You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:16:12Oh yeah?
00:16:13Hey, you wanna see real pain?
00:16:15Where's the dog?
00:16:16Well, put down the dog!
00:16:17With pleasure
00:16:34Left leaves the wrong breath
00:16:41You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:16:46She's been poisoned!
00:16:48It was her!
00:16:49Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:52Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:54But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:58This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:17:01Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:17:03Of course
00:17:05I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:17:08If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:17:28Why is she spitting blood?
00:17:29This wasn't supposed to happen
00:17:31I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:17:34Angel herbalist
00:17:35This is what I call
00:17:38Malpractice
00:17:40This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:17:42But she deserves a little punishment
00:17:44Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:17:46Jacuzzi is ready?
00:17:47Right this way
00:17:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:17:50What the hell is going on?
00:17:52You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:56Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:18:00Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:18:05General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:18:11Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:18:15Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:18:18If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:18:25All right, but I warn you
00:18:28No funny business
00:19:12Tell you not worth it
00:19:13Don't want themあります
00:19:16you Love
00:19:16you Love
00:19:16you Love
00:19:23you Hope
00:19:24you
00:19:30you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:19:34general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:19:40millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the
00:19:46laughingstock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be
00:19:52listening to that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:20:00on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:20:08her
00:20:08you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have
00:20:12to go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:20:17james let's go yes sir oh my god
00:20:29i told you all to stay out
00:20:36this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:20:45i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:51i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:57you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:21:01this is a witchcraft
00:21:04i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her
00:21:09she uses her her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:21:15oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:21:24you regain consciousness
00:21:36help me i just want
00:21:43something's wrong
00:21:44something's wrong
00:21:47you were drunk with an athrodisiac
00:21:50lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:54that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:22:04sir
00:22:04sir the swat team is here
00:22:06captain morales
00:22:09my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:22:14i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:22:17rest assured general armstrong
00:22:19we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:22:27bright
00:22:28rewrite the world
00:22:33you're human
00:22:37who the fuck are you
00:22:38and why the hell are we naked
00:22:41good
00:22:42good
00:22:42you're awake
00:22:43i'm saving you
00:22:44saving me
00:22:46by bathing with me
00:22:48who are you
00:22:49your fucking spy
00:22:51talk
00:22:51i swear to god
00:22:52i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:55you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:23:00i will never
00:23:01oh really
00:23:15look who's scouting now
00:23:19look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:23:21alright but it is a biological fact
00:23:23a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:23:28and her breasts
00:23:29it's science okay it just means that my body
00:23:31oh shut up
00:23:32it's physically
00:23:35you're distracting me with your funny
00:23:37and i'm a professional
00:23:39i hear lysander's voice
00:23:41captain do something now
00:23:43ready
00:23:49we're almost there
00:23:51aim
00:23:53get him boys
00:23:54get him
00:23:56fire
00:24:00fire
00:24:00fire
00:24:15those theme missiles
00:24:16how is this possible
00:24:19it's not even a scratch
00:24:20i told you this is dark magic
00:24:22of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:24:25no
00:24:25i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:24:28she's not the dark witch
00:24:30young
00:24:31master armstrong
00:24:32you are too easily fooled
00:24:34this homeless psycho
00:24:35doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:24:38how is she going to save someone else's life
00:24:40that's right
00:24:41the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:24:45if we can't save him
00:24:46no one can
00:24:47except for the goddess healer
00:24:49think about it
00:24:50we heard lysander's voice
00:24:52he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:53miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:55you're right
00:24:56this
00:24:56homeless girl is maybe
00:24:59the goddess
00:25:01maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:25:04no
00:25:04no
00:25:05absolutely not
00:25:07there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:25:10how could you know for sure
00:25:11right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:25:15you're wrong sir
00:25:16this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:25:21it's called borderline revival
00:25:23she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:25:27but only temporarily
00:25:28it's a trick
00:25:29to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:25:32that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:25:36i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:25:38to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:25:41my son doesn't deserve this
00:25:43he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant
00:25:48that it looks like it's up to me
00:25:49the witch doctor
00:25:51only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:56my son's life is in your hands
00:25:58you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:26:02i don't know who you are
00:26:04but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:26:10this is it
00:26:11this is it
00:26:13the finishing touch
00:26:14i must now give you the kiss of life
00:26:17so we can both survive
00:26:32so we can both survive
00:26:37it's poison gas
00:26:38that poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:26:43poison gas? my son is in there
00:26:46you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:48no don't worry general
00:26:50gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:53soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:56then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:58and then he can marry one of us
00:27:01they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:27:07i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:27:10it's now or never
00:27:23what the hell are they doing in there?
00:27:25it's been over ten minutes
00:27:26wait a second
00:27:28you don't think that they're
00:27:30you! you suffocated my brother and miss Trixie in there!
00:27:34don't point your fingers at me!
00:27:35if your brother's dead
00:27:37it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:27:39oh my god
00:27:40yeah! she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:27:42i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:27:46miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:27:48if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:50this is taking way too long
00:27:53captain morales
00:27:54it's time to get out
00:27:55the big guns
00:27:57these bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:28:00bazooka
00:28:01she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:28:04crap oh my god
00:28:06get faxed up
00:28:07ready
00:28:08aim
00:28:10oh shit
00:28:15quit your whining and stand down
00:28:29the parasite's been extracted
00:28:31shoot her dead now
00:28:32do i need to fix your hearing too?
00:28:35i said stand down
00:28:38don't listen to her
00:28:39she's a fraud
00:28:40a termite to the field of medicine
00:28:42i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:28:46if i'm a termite then
00:28:48you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:50wait a second
00:28:51are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:54he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:55you can see for yourself
00:28:57well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:29:00that is it
00:29:01no more stalling general
00:29:02if you won't punish her
00:29:04i will
00:29:08don't hurt her
00:29:14he's a cure
00:29:21he's a cure
00:29:21his pulse is regular
00:29:22in fact it's never been better
00:29:27there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:29:38miss trixie did it dad
00:29:40lysander's warm again
00:29:41he's not cold and pale like before
00:29:43and his heart is strong
00:29:45come feel it
00:29:48i saved my son
00:29:49thank you
00:29:51next time
00:29:52don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:54your son would have otherwise died
00:29:56by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:58i've learned my lesson
00:30:00i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:30:05wait wait no no
00:30:06there is only one person in the world
00:30:09who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:30:15the goddess healer
00:30:20could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:30:23but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:30:27and you don't look a day after 20
00:30:30it doesn't matter who i am
00:30:32what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:30:35devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:30:38take care
00:30:39no wait
00:30:41miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:30:44he's right
00:30:45we are men of our words
00:30:47and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:51and you did just that
00:30:52of course
00:30:53you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:55i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i
00:31:01i'm already engaged
00:31:05already engaged?
00:31:06i am
00:31:07i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:31:11and he's coming back today
00:31:13but don't be disappointed
00:31:14really i'm no one special
00:31:17i just got lucky with you brother
00:31:19some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:31:23but you're still lysander's savior
00:31:25please let me give you what i promised
00:31:27take the gold
00:31:28no really
00:31:30i don't need anything
00:31:32i just believe in doing good in the world
00:31:38Trixie?
00:31:38it's your fiancee
00:31:40he's back
00:31:41and he says he's breaking up with you
00:31:45i must go
00:31:52hobo close
00:31:53halo glow
00:31:55i bet the goddess healer is just like miss Trixie
00:31:58it was just dumb luck
00:32:00she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:32:03she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:32:05marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:32:12i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:32:18oh my god
00:32:19i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:32:22but this is godly
00:32:25no no no no Lysander
00:32:28Lysander
00:32:28Lysander's job is supposed to be mine
00:32:31i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly snitch have him
00:32:36you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:32:39take these two weirdos out of here
00:32:41and revoke their licenses
00:32:43wait
00:32:43no
00:32:44we're not brides
00:32:45no she's just better than us
00:32:48oh my god
00:32:52we were truly blessed to have miss Trixie here huh
00:32:55she's no average Jane
00:32:56no she isn't
00:32:57she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:59but if she truly had these special skills
00:33:02why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:33:05but think about the impenetrable walls
00:33:07no normal person could have done that
00:33:09goddess or not
00:33:11homeless or not
00:33:12i don't care
00:33:13i have never met a woman like that
00:33:14i have to find her
00:33:15i have to make her my life
00:33:17she won my heart over too
00:33:18but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:33:21i'll help you find her
00:33:22alright listen
00:33:24i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:33:31i'm dumping Trixie
00:33:32so i want you
00:33:33your granddaughters
00:33:35filthy things
00:33:36out of my house
00:33:38now
00:33:39Trixie paid for this house
00:33:41she waited for you
00:33:42for three years
00:33:44she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:46and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:48one with some serious
00:33:49fuck you money
00:33:51so get lost
00:33:53who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:34:02grandma
00:34:03Beatrice
00:34:04Trixie
00:34:05Amore
00:34:06i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:34:08i'm dumping you
00:34:09for your best friend
00:34:11Marissa
00:34:12in fact
00:34:14the wedding's tomorrow
00:34:15so sign over the house
00:34:17now
00:34:23you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:34:26and i did
00:34:27for three years while you were deployed
00:34:29yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:34:32and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:34:35do you have no shame
00:34:37we were together for three years and uh
00:34:39it was a complete waste of my life
00:34:41when i could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa
00:34:49that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:54i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low grade male prostitute
00:35:02oh yeah
00:35:04well Marissa
00:35:06Marissa
00:35:07is so much better than you
00:35:08she grew up
00:35:09even poorer
00:35:10than you
00:35:11and now
00:35:12she's the CEO
00:35:13of an entire
00:35:15corporation
00:35:16oh
00:35:19and you
00:35:21you're still nothing
00:35:23so you think she's an upgrade
00:35:24of course she's an upgrade
00:35:26look what she uh
00:35:28got me for my
00:35:29engagement
00:35:30oops
00:35:31yeah
00:35:32that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:35:42you gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:44i certainly did
00:35:45in fact
00:35:46Marissa
00:35:47Marissa
00:35:47you
00:35:48and your dimwit brother
00:35:50only have everything you have
00:35:52all thanks to me
00:35:57oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:59that break up must have hit her hard
00:36:02you two
00:36:03are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:36:06my granddaughter
00:36:07supported you
00:36:08and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:36:12how dare you insult her
00:36:15it's okay grandma
00:36:17let's not stoop to that level
00:36:19poor Edna
00:36:20she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh?
00:36:23what is he talking about Jersey?
00:36:26show her Bob
00:36:31this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:36:35she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:36:37she was begging on the street for money
00:36:40i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:36:43even if you got no game
00:36:45i got street cred i got out of keep
00:36:47you dig?
00:36:48the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:50and you're one to speak
00:36:52cheater
00:36:54is this true Trixie?
00:36:59i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:37:01i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:37:04so that i can help them
00:37:06of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:37:11what is that supposed to mean?
00:37:12it means
00:37:13the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:37:16is actually a downgrade
00:37:21enough bullshitting already
00:37:22just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:37:38at your wedding i will
00:37:39what?
00:37:41if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two timing you with my best friend
00:37:46why should i do good by you?
00:37:48i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as my charity to you
00:37:54fucking bitch! you better keep your word
00:37:56oh that's rich
00:37:58after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:38:01do you remember that?
00:38:03what?
00:38:04what?
00:38:09Trixie?
00:38:11Marissa's a millionaire now
00:38:12they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:38:17grandma
00:38:18i have to confess something to you
00:38:20i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:38:24trillions?
00:38:26that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:38:30it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:38:34the god of healing
00:38:36i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:38:39that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:38:43and become the goddess healer
00:38:44it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:48but please Trixie dear
00:38:51i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:53but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:57it will only delay the healing process
00:39:00you don't have to believe me just yet
00:39:02after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills
00:39:07i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:39:12that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:39:16you've always had an angel's heart
00:39:18i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:39:22who actually deserves you
00:39:24you will see tomorrow grandma
00:39:27oh yeah
00:39:33you said Trixie's crushing your wedding
00:39:36she was bullying us too sasa
00:39:38she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:42i hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:45the snake bites back hard
00:39:47so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:49you mean
00:39:53we broadcast
00:39:54that video of you?
00:39:58yes
00:39:59her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:40:02she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:40:04and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:40:06against my presidential glow up
00:40:09let's turn this party into her funeral
00:40:17there he is
00:40:20welcome home brother
00:40:22welcome home general
00:40:26sir the homeless woman who saved you miss Trixie
00:40:29this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:40:31he served with her regiment in the marines
00:40:33you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:40:36well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:40:40so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:43fucking coward
00:40:44according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:47then we should join her
00:40:49men
00:40:50i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:53and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:55so she needs our support
00:40:56will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:58yes sir! we will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:41:02then let's roll
00:41:16woo!
00:41:18welcome everyone
00:41:19to my wedding
00:41:20today is a very special day for me and butch
00:41:22not only are we getting married
00:41:23but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:41:27allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:41:34congratulations on the contract once again mrs..
00:41:37wake him
00:41:37oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:43you are the secretary of the entire u.s. health department
00:41:46but this is a par-tay after all
00:41:48i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:55the u.s. president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:42:01it's an honor
00:42:01that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:42:07we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:42:10let the wedding begin
00:42:13not so fast
00:42:15the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:42:38you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:41so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:45i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:42:47who is she?
00:42:49this is our entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:52just watch
00:42:55Trixie what are you doing here?
00:42:57this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:59i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:43:01you know being this poor
00:43:05me
00:43:05but my meal
00:43:06have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:43:10what evidence do you have of that?
00:43:12look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:43:15i'm a millionaire ceo
00:43:17even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:43:21and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:43:24sasa
00:43:25she's like so obsessed with me
00:43:29see everyone?
00:43:30butch already cut ties with his ex
00:43:32but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:43:38this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:41they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:43:45rejecting much marissa?
00:43:47you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:49but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:51especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:59you giving me the contract?
00:44:01you have no skills
00:44:03no education
00:44:04no connection
00:44:05so how could you possibly have a pool
00:44:07to get the u.s. fucking president
00:44:09to give me a billion dollar contract
00:44:12we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:44:14and i saw potential in you
00:44:16even trusted you as my best friend
00:44:18but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:44:22don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:44:25this is what us rich girls do
00:44:27they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:44:30damn right
00:44:32you were too embarrassing for me
00:44:35sasa tramples you any day
00:44:37i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:40bravo
00:44:41self admission of a gold digger
00:44:42quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:44sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:46you should make her sup
00:44:48don't listen to her everyone
00:44:49she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:52i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:54and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:58you may look and sound like a man
00:45:00but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:45:02okay enough
00:45:03you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:45:06your moral posturing
00:45:08but guess what
00:45:09morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:45:13that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:45:16because i've got the material goods
00:45:19and you're just all empty talk
00:45:20i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:45:23because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:45:26see this
00:45:38oh my god
00:45:40is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:45:45the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:47no absolutely not
00:45:49i i don't believe it
00:45:51you all sound so scared already
00:45:52don't worry
00:45:53this isn't that contract
00:45:56it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:46:02see everyone
00:46:03she's just trying to bluff us
00:46:05but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:46:07look at her following orders
00:46:08i ask her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:46:11like a good little uh
00:46:12peasant slave
00:46:14that house is worth all her life savings
00:46:19you want to uh
00:46:21i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:46:33you must understand me
00:46:35i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:46:37i'm giving it to charity
00:46:45bro
00:46:47she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:48she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:51she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:53you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:56it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:58i i know what this is
00:47:01you've gotten delusional
00:47:02and you think you're cinderella
00:47:04so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:47:09well that's not happening
00:47:10security lock the doors
00:47:12this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:47:18this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:47:23we found miss trixie lysander
00:47:25she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:47:28butch tanner
00:47:29well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:47:32let's go
00:47:36you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:47:39i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:43including your head of command butch
00:47:45general lysander armstrong
00:47:47you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:50he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:54you're an unskilled
00:47:56unemployed ugly leech
00:47:57so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:48:03no one here is gonna believe you
00:48:05if you really cured the incurable general then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:48:10and she's not
00:48:11you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:48:14show them butch
00:48:17oh my god
00:48:21see for yourselves everyone
00:48:23trixie's just a
00:48:25freeloading beggar
00:48:28she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:48:30we're rich as fuck now
00:48:33i'm a major in the marines
00:48:35sasa she has
00:48:36a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:39with the military
00:48:40approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:45how despicable
00:48:46she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:50get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:52no free meals for the poor
00:48:54do you see this tricksy
00:48:57this is high society
00:48:58so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:49:01or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:49:03maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:49:06maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:49:12i already have everything one can dream of
00:49:14but i valued our friendship marissa
00:49:16which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:49:18to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:49:21but no
00:49:23you stooped so low
00:49:24it disgusts me
00:49:26nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:49:29like a bum
00:49:30and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:49:36well then
00:49:38why don't you get on your knees for me tricksy
00:49:40my brother will never take you back
00:49:42no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:46but make me happy
00:49:47and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:50:01how dare you hit my brother
00:50:03i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:50:06i'm sorry
00:50:08don't worry my dear
00:50:09after i'm done with you tricksy
00:50:11not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:50:15oh
00:50:16is that so
00:50:18security
00:50:21get down on your knees
00:50:22and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:50:24in front of everybody here
00:50:26or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:50:28the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:50:30i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:50:33any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:37before you even touch me
00:50:38dream on
00:50:40you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:50:43but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:44you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:46enough
00:50:48you're souring my party so you either get the fuck out
00:50:52or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:54on the count of three
00:50:55i think i quite like it here
00:50:57two
00:50:57you
00:51:09this wine is so delicious
00:51:11one shoot
00:51:15nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:51:25it's
00:51:25it's
00:51:27it's
00:51:36who the hell is this
00:51:41i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:42did they hurt you
00:51:44no i'm fine
00:51:46but um when did i become your future wife
00:51:50you saved me
00:51:52trixie remember
00:51:53i'm a man of my word
00:51:55they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:57really it was nothing
00:51:59i saved you because you're a good man
00:52:01not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:52:05ahem
00:52:10i see what this is
00:52:11you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:52:13look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:52:15don't try to pin this on her
00:52:17she waited for you for three years
00:52:18this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:52:22did you hurt you?
00:52:24don't make me laugh
00:52:26she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:52:28no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:52:33she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:52:39i see her in the marines
00:52:43i'm a major
00:52:44look man
00:52:45i know trixie is like uh
00:52:47i don't know
00:52:48like a seven
00:52:48now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:50but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:52worthless woman like that
00:52:54ow ow ow ow ow ow
00:53:00a real man
00:53:01never talks about a woman no way
00:53:04you're a coward
00:53:14we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:53:18you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:53:23you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:53:25so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:53:27you understand?
00:53:28you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit?
00:53:30i'm a fucking major
00:53:32you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:34i'll destroy you
00:53:36do you really not know who this is butch?
00:53:39i thought you were in the marines
00:53:40what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:45he was just a supply boy
00:53:49war hero?
00:53:51is this all part of your plan trixie?
00:53:54poor girl
00:53:55did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:59a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:54:02trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:54:08a bum girl and a pimp
00:54:10what a pair
00:54:12seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:54:16maybe we should try to piss him off some more, don't you think?
00:54:20bring in the wedding gifts
00:54:28what is all this?
00:54:30trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:35but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:40i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:43it's not in my nature
00:54:46i'm like somebody else here
00:54:48listen trixie
00:54:50i have never
00:54:52met a woman
00:54:54like you
00:54:55so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:58so i know
00:55:00that you're the one for me
00:55:03this guy's either nuts or a really
00:55:06really good actor
00:55:08Oscar worthy
00:55:10no
00:55:10first gift
00:55:17trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:55:19so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:55:23worth 500 million dollars
00:55:25previously owned by
00:55:26jennifer aniston
00:55:29second gift
00:55:32this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:36which is now yours
00:55:38entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:41needs to be pennies
00:55:42they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:44they've got nothing left
00:55:46why sander
00:55:47i really don't care for any of us
00:55:49no
00:55:49look i i know
00:55:51i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:53okay? which is exactly why
00:55:56well my third gift
00:55:57is um
00:56:00well
00:56:09dl
00:56:15clio
00:56:16hey
00:56:17oh... my Господ
00:56:19oc eastern
00:56:20you found my dog
00:56:24Trixie i'm just a man
00:56:26but with you it's so much more
00:56:28Trixie Amore.
00:56:33Will you marry me?
00:56:36You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:42Yes, I will marry you.
00:57:00Go, go, power couple.
00:57:03Okay, stop.
00:57:05The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:57:09Let's remind everyone how worthy this Trixie is.
00:57:13No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:57:18Hey.
00:57:19I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:57:23which means that she will be treated as and cherished as
00:57:27the most precious woman on earth.
00:57:29Understand?
00:57:33You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth.
00:57:38This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:47As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:54Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society.
00:58:04I bet my life you're all just...
00:58:06actors.
00:58:07Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:58:09Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:58:11Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:58:13What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:58:15The elites.
00:58:16Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:58:18She wishes.
00:58:19She could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:58:22Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitch and bum.
00:58:26She's utterly unmarriable.
00:58:30I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:34I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:38I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:40Go ahead Lysander.
00:58:49Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:50Please bankrupt the Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:54Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:57Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:59:06Uh, hello?
00:59:08Yes.
00:59:11What?
00:59:16I'm going bankrupt!
00:59:25Hey, hey, hey.
00:59:27Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:59:29That was a real call?
00:59:30People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:32My company's dead!
00:59:34Evaporated!
00:59:35Poof!
00:59:35It's a thin air!
00:59:39That's impossible.
00:59:41Who are you?
00:59:42What did you do?
00:59:44Secretary Cho.
00:59:45You said you're the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:47And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:51Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:55Then that means...
00:59:58You're really Lysander Armstrong.
01:00:01The richest and most powerful man in the country.
01:00:04Trixie's marrying the famed war hero.
01:00:08The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
01:00:12Now you believe me?
01:00:13Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
01:00:17There's got to be some trick to this.
01:00:19You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
01:00:30I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:33Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:37Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:43Do you have your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:51I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:57Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:01:01Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:01:04I don't blame her at all.
01:01:05Your double standards are incredible.
01:01:07Okay, you don't want me.
01:01:09Fine.
01:01:10But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:01:12I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:01:1418 years old.
01:01:16Fresh for the taking.
01:01:24I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:01:27Thank you, Devon.
01:01:29Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
01:01:36but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:40You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:42No, to all of humanity.
01:01:43So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:50Wait!
01:01:51Everyone!
01:01:52Stop!
01:01:55They're impostors.
01:02:00I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:02:04because it was assigned by the Goddess Healer herself.
01:02:07So we won't go bankrupt?
01:02:09The Goddess Healer?
01:02:10You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:02:17Yes.
01:02:17That's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:02:21The Goddess Healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:02:28That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:30The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:33In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:37So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:43Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:45If the president and the Goddess Healer approves of my products, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:50We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:54She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:58FBI!
01:02:59FBI!
01:03:01You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:03:06Gotcha.
01:03:10Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:03:13No, don't arrest her!
01:03:15Trixie is a good person.
01:03:17Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:03:19Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:03:23The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:03:26We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:30Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:34She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:37Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:43out.
01:03:44She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:47My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:50She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:57You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:04:01My brother is not a criminal.
01:04:03He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:04:07Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:04:10And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:04:14General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorists.
01:04:18And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:04:23I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:04:27I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:33If you wanna arrest me, fine.
01:04:36But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:38You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:39Let's go!
01:05:02Get him!
01:05:03Get him!
01:05:03If you can.
01:05:04Oh, man.
01:05:34Oh, my God.
01:05:41Yes!
01:05:55Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:06:06Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:06:10Drama.
01:06:13Meet my new fiancé.
01:06:16Wow, your new fiancé.
01:06:18He's so manly.
01:06:20Much better than your last one.
01:06:22I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:06:25It's Butch's loss.
01:06:26Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:30She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:32and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:35Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:37I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:40Drown out the poor!
01:06:41Drown out the poor!
01:06:43Drown out the poor!
01:06:44Drown out the poor!
01:06:46Drown out the poor!
01:06:47Drown out the poor!
01:06:48Drown out the poor!
01:06:48See, Trixie?
01:06:49You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:52You can't compete against me,
01:06:54even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:56We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:58So you're using defenseless lives as your shield,
01:07:01because you know we won't hurt them.
01:07:03Let them eat, Kate!
01:07:14You can't shoot all of them.
01:07:15Grab what you can, fam.
01:07:17Attack!
01:07:35You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:43What the fuck was that?
01:07:44I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:46I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:56Damn it!
01:07:57Damn it!
01:07:57Damn it!
01:07:59You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:08:02That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:08:04Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:08:06We're quartered.
01:08:07I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:08:10Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:08:13I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:08:15They will be punished.
01:08:20Now hold still for me.
01:08:23Right.
01:08:24Ray rides the road.
01:08:36Holy fuck!
01:08:37Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:39By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:40Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:45I'm all better now.
01:08:47Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:49See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:52No.
01:08:53Please.
01:08:53I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:55Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:57Sure.
01:08:59You hear that?
01:09:00She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:09:03She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:09:05While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:09:10Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me,
01:09:13but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:09:15I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:09:17And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:09:20God?
01:09:21Wrong.
01:09:23But you're close.
01:09:25Bullshit!
01:09:25I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:30You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:32Then let's see you try.
01:09:34Charge!
01:09:43The hell is this?
01:09:45This is the line between life and death.
01:09:49Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:52I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:56Yeah.
01:09:57You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:59What if it's a trap?
01:10:00That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:10:02We ain't afraid of her.
01:10:03She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:10:06Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:10:09I will.
01:10:13Left.
01:10:14Left.
01:10:14Leaves the wrong breath.
01:10:22I'm fine.
01:10:23Nothing happened.
01:10:24You'll see soon enough.
01:10:26Oh, please.
01:10:27I really wanna die.
01:10:29And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:31I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:34Whoops!
01:10:34Just crossed it again!
01:10:36Whoops!
01:10:36And again, nothing's happened to you.
01:10:49No, no, Bob.
01:10:53What did you do to my brother?
01:10:55I didn't do anything. Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:59I suggest you take him to the U.R. if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:11:05Come on, Major.
01:11:07Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:11:09How was he able to cross the line?
01:11:11See, this must be an illusion.
01:11:15Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:11:18Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:27You're so sore I wouldn't marry you. You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:30Oh, please. You hurt us first.
01:11:34At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:37But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:41Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:45You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:49You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:54When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:59Don't touch my wife.
01:12:03And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:12:08You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:12:10But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:12:15That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:12:18Oh really?
01:12:19Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:12:23You've got nothing on me.
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:35Goddess!
01:12:36Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:39Yes.
01:12:40We'll be there immediately.
01:12:44Get the VP.
01:12:45We're leaving now.
01:12:49Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:53God, I knew you were cheap.
01:12:54But I didn't know you were crazy too.
01:12:56I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:59You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:13:01A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:13:04Miss Wickham is correct.
01:13:06I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:13:08Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:13:12You hear that everyone?
01:13:13There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:13:19She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention.
01:13:23So she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:25No.
01:13:26My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:28Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:31Only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:33Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:38Oh my god.
01:13:43First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:47And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:52Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:56I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:59You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:14:05Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous Trixie, it ain't
01:14:10working.
01:14:10You can't just fake the...
01:14:14Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:14:18It's like real magic.
01:14:19Trixie, you're an angel.
01:14:21But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:25And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:32No.
01:14:33Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:36You saved me.
01:14:38Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:41No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:45We'll riot against you now.
01:14:47Tear her apart!
01:14:48Tear her apart!
01:14:50Tear her apart!
01:14:52Tear her apart!
01:14:53Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:54Tear her apart!
01:14:55Tear her apart!
01:14:56Tear her apart!
01:15:01Tear her apart!
01:15:03Tear her apart!
01:15:07Tear her apart!
01:15:11Tear her apart!
01:15:12Tear her apart!
01:15:12Who dare cause ruckus in here…
01:15:17You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:20Wait, what?
01:15:22He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:24…?
01:15:25No!
01:15:25No!
01:15:25We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:28Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:29This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:35But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:39Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:41What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:47And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:50The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:54And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:58He is the General.
01:16:01Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:16:02Did you hear that?
01:16:04Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:16:08So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:16:11We got the VP and the President.
01:16:14On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:16:18I told you.
01:16:20Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:16:22Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:30Hurry!
01:16:31The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:35You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:38My brother is a war hero.
01:16:40He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:42He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:44If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:45Enough!
01:16:46You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:50Not just your brother.
01:16:52Kevin.
01:16:54It's okay.
01:16:55Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:58I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:17:03And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:06I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:17:11I truly saved a good man.
01:17:18I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:17:22And what can you do about it?
01:17:23Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:26My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:31Let's try it out on them.
01:17:34Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:35There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:37Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:39Despicable!
01:17:40What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:46Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:50Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:54Oh.
01:18:04Shoot!
01:18:05Wait, that's the President.
01:18:18No!
01:18:19Hey, idiots!
01:18:21Oh, my gosh!
01:18:23Oh, my gosh!
01:18:28Oh, my gosh!
01:18:31That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:35What is this?
01:18:37Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.
01:18:41This is a war crime.
01:18:42These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:45You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:46I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:48I have the presidential contract.
01:18:49With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:51And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:56What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:19:00That is easy.
01:19:02There's no need.
01:19:04I'll save everyone.
01:19:19It's raining gold!
01:19:21What's happening?
01:19:23Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:24It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:28She, she, she is?
01:19:31She is a criminal.
01:19:32Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:34We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:36I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:37Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:41What are you talking about?
01:19:42The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:47Oh, my God.
01:19:49Oh, my God.
01:19:50Oh, my God.
01:19:51Oh, my God.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:19:54Oh, my God.
01:19:54Oh, my God.
01:19:55This contract?
01:19:57Yeah.
01:19:58Yes.
01:19:59Thank you, first gentleman.
01:20:17my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:32this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:37is a virus don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:43you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:49and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:56what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products
01:21:02in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right madam president you've recovered now
01:21:10so what's your final decision i'll oh she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:21i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:28why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:33you wish you idiot
01:21:38i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:43i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:50and do you know the goddess healing saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:56you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:22:00the one and only
01:22:02and it's
01:22:06her
01:22:16what
01:22:21welcome goddess
01:22:28uh we uh
01:22:35you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:36how else did you think i saved you
01:22:40then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:44i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:47to help those in need
01:22:49and make sure the man i chose loved me for me
01:22:53no so that means
01:22:54the billion dollar contract
01:22:56it was you who gave it to me
01:22:58and she took it away just like that
01:23:02that was her golden ticket
01:23:03you were once my fiance and best friend
01:23:05but after everything you've done
01:23:07we're officially getting ties with you both
01:23:10no please i swear
01:23:11i didn't know you were an ex
01:23:13it doesn't matter who she is
01:23:18trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:19she's an amazing person
01:23:21and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:25she's going to be my wife
01:23:26because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:23:29on this planet
01:23:35i love you
01:23:48all her goals
01:23:50all her clothes
01:23:52all that could have been mine
01:23:54this is all your fault
01:23:56you seduce me
01:23:59you were the one that came onto me
01:24:01you himbo
01:24:03please trixie
01:24:04give me another chance
01:24:06i want to be rich again
01:24:08i'll be your slave
01:24:09i'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:24:12you've had your chance to apologize
01:24:13but it's too late now
01:24:16all i see is your greed
01:24:17and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:24:20you two should be locked up
01:24:22and she shall
01:24:23for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:26arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:29it's all your fault marissa
01:24:31i never loved you
01:24:33it's your fault
01:24:34i was only with you for your money
01:24:36you were rich
01:24:38i'll send yourself down
01:24:40rest assured goddess
01:24:42we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:45my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:47just like you
01:24:49i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:51that is why i saved you
01:24:53with these healing hands
01:24:55i will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:58one good deed at a time
01:24:59well
01:25:01let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:25:05let's party
01:25:06wait
01:25:07what if we just got married
01:25:09right now
01:25:10yes
01:25:11well
01:25:15do you take each other
01:25:17to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:25:19i do
01:25:20i do
01:25:21you may kiss the bride
01:25:23thank you
01:25:33you
01:25:35you
01:25:36you
01:25:36you
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