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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess - Full Movie
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:19Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:20Okay.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know
00:10:45that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane
00:10:48security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:10:55peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way
00:11:02you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:24you'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss triggsy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:51it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren
00:17:02don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for our dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:03so
00:18:13so
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:43armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:51would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:56held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:03faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:13you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:18she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:22you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:07you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that
00:20:25bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:45help me i just want
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:14sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:25to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that
00:21:31bitch alive
00:21:37right he writes the wrong
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you saving me by bathing with me who are your fucking spy
00:22:00so i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me and your stripper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11oh really
00:22:25look who's skelting now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact a man is
00:22:34attracted to
00:22:36a naked woman and her breasts science okay it just means that my body oh shut up
00:22:44you just talked to me with your friend and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice captain do something now ready
00:22:58we're almost there we're almost there aim get him boys get him
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:25those the missiles how is this possible it's not even a scratch i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing no i believe miss trixie is a good person she's not
00:23:39the dark witch young master armstrong you are too easily fooled this homeless psycho doesn't even
00:23:46have the skills to make a living how is she going to save someone else's life that's right the queen
00:23:52angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world if we can't save him no one can
00:23:58except
00:23:58for the goddess healer think about it we heard lysander's voice he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the god no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is
00:24:20better than us how could you know for sure right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss
00:24:25trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander it's called
00:24:32borderline revival she uses torturous pain to wake the patient but only temporarily it's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool over your eyes and ears that means my son is in tremendous pain i'm going to
00:24:47ask you
00:24:51a rod bearing witch my son doesn't deserve this he is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a
00:24:57smelly
00:24:58vagrant then it looks like it's up to me the witch doctor only i know the right techniques to take
00:25:04her
00:25:04down my son's life is in your hands you heal him i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me
00:25:21this is it the finishing touch i must now give you the kiss of life so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas my son is in there you're jeopardizing his life as well no don't worry general gold diggers
00:26:02like her only care about themselves soon she'll come out crying to mommy then we can reverse the poison
00:26:09on your son and then he can marry one of us they really won't stop until they get both of
00:26:15us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you it's now or never
00:26:51what
00:26:52she's the one who sealed the door shut i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57miss trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother this
00:27:02is taking way too long captain morales it's time to get out the big guns these bazookas can flatten even
00:27:11a bomb shelter bazooka she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself crap oh my god
00:27:17get back
00:27:18up ready aim oh shit quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted shoot her dead now
00:27:45do i need to fix your hearing too i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her she's a fraud a termite to the field of medicine i just saved this man that
00:27:56otherwise would have died in your care if i'm a termite then you're worse than a disease spreading
00:28:02tick wait a second are you saying you cured my son he'll wake in just a moment you can see
00:28:08for yourself
00:28:09oh well now you're just asking to be exposed that is it no more stalling general if you won't punish
00:28:16her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:26he's a cure his pulse is regular in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad lysander's warm again he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong come feel it i saved my son thank you next time don't go seeking
00:29:05medical advice from those with ill will your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and
00:29:10unskilled hands i've learned my lesson i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo
00:29:17magic again wait wait no no there is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the
00:29:23field of medicine than the queen angel and i the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well
00:29:39over 100 years old and you don't look a day after 20. it doesn't matter who i am what matters
00:29:46is that
00:29:46the patient is healthy again devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving
00:29:51your brother take care no wait miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet he's
00:29:57right we are men of our words and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a
00:30:03wife if
00:30:03you cured him and you did just that of course you're welcome to marry me instead i really appreciate
00:30:11it but i'm sorry i i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:24and he's coming back today but don't be disappointed really i'm no one special i just
00:30:31got lucky with your brother some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments but you're
00:30:37still lysander's savior please let me give you what i promised take the gold no really i don't need
00:30:44anything i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51trixie it's your fiance he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go hobo close halo glow i bet the goddess healer is just like miss trixie it was just
00:31:13dumb
00:31:13luck she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal she could have been the richest
00:31:18woman in the world marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:32oh my god i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their
00:31:56licenses we were truly blessed to have miss trixie here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane no she isn't she said it was just dumb luck but if she truly had these
00:32:14special
00:32:15skills why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog but think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls no normal person could have done that goddess or not homeless or not i don't
00:32:26care i have never met a woman like that i have to find her i have to make her my
00:32:30life she won my heart
00:32:32over too but if my bestest big bro wants her i'll help you find her all right listen i need
00:32:38help finding
00:32:39three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping trixie so i want you your granddaughters filthy things out of my house
00:32:53now trixie paid for this house she waited for you for three years he was dumb enough to put my
00:32:59name on the lease and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money so get lost who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:17grandma beatrice trixie amori i've been dying to throw this in your face i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend marissa in fact the wedding's tomorrow so sign over the house now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait and i did for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame we were together for three years and uh it was a complete waste of my
00:33:55life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much you would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah well marissa is so much better than you she grew up even poorer than you and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire corporation
00:34:33and you you're still nothing so you think she's an upgrade of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh got me for my engagement oops yeah that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential
00:34:50contract i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract i certainly did in fact
00:35:02marissa you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:13oh i think she's losing it bro that breakup must have hit her hard you two are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here my granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you
00:35:27were gone how dare you insult her it's okay grandma let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about jersey show her bob
00:35:47this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is she didn't purchase this
00:35:52house on her own she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you even if you got no game i got street
00:36:02credit i got out of case you dig the word you're looking for is dignity and you're one to speak
00:36:10is this true trixie
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:21so that i can help them
00:36:23of course those without substance underneath would never understand that what is that supposed to
00:36:28mean it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:52and we can get on with our friends at your wedding at your wedding i will
00:36:55what if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:37:02why should i do good by you i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding as a charity to
00:37:10you
00:37:10fucking bitch you better keep your word oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again do you remember that
00:37:26trixie marissa's a millionaire now they'll destroy you if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair at their wedding grandma
00:37:34i have to confess something to you i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions trillions
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet it's because of the healing hands i
00:37:49inherited from a sepulius the god of healing i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:56that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:38:00and become the goddess healer it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please trixie dear i know it must broken your heart but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process you don't have to believe me just yet after we lost mom and
00:38:21dad
00:38:21because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need that's why i'm taking everything
00:38:30back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right who actually deserves you you will see
00:38:42tomorrow grandma oh yeah
00:38:51you said trixie's crashing my wedding she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as
00:38:59fuck when how when nobody steps on snake snake bites back hard so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06yeah you mean
00:39:08i mean we broadcast that video of you
00:39:16yes her cavewoman stick the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is welcome home brother welcome home general
00:39:44sir it's the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her men i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life so she needs our support will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir we will allow our lives to protect her sir let's roll
00:40:36welcome everyone to my wedding today is a very special day for me and butch not only are we
00:40:41getting married but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract allowing
00:40:46my biomedical company to go public congratulations on the contract once again mrs wake him still butch is
00:40:57taking my last name oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho you are the secretary of the entire
00:41:04u.s health department but this is a party after all i see some of the most important people in
00:41:09the nation have
00:41:10also arrived to celebrate you the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell so i've come to save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming train wreck i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:07uh this is our entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:15trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us you know being his poor
00:42:24me bum a meal have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:29what
00:42:30evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror i'm a millionaire
00:42:36ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me and you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up sewer rat sasa she's like so obsessed with me she'll see everyone but already cut ties
00:42:51with
00:42:51his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to
00:42:57me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious projecting much marissa
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you giving me the contract you have no skills no education no connection so how could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get the us president to give me a billion dollar contract we both share humble beginnings
00:43:33marissa and i saw potential in you even trusted you as my best friend but i recognize now that greed
00:43:40has
00:43:40poisoned you don't be all sore now just because i stole your man this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun damn right you were too embarrassing for me sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day i could say that now that i'm marrying the rich bravo self-admission of a gold digger quick
00:44:03somebody put that on a memoir so she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06you should make yourself don't listen to her everyone she's the gold digging blood-sucking leech
00:44:12i don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for
00:44:16me butch you may look and sound like a man but you're nothing but a pathetic coward okay enough you
00:44:24know
00:44:24what i always couldn't stand about you your moral posturing but guess what morals are just lies to make
00:44:31you lame girls feel better about yourselves that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:37because i've got the material goods and you're just all empty talk i'm not here to request to be
00:44:42chosen because i'm the one who's doing the choosing see this
00:44:59oh my god is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck no absolutely not i i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already don't worry this isn't that contract it's the lease to the modest
00:45:18home you try to swindle from me see everyone she's just trying to bluff us but you don't even have
00:45:26the guts to go all the way look at her following orders i asked her to sign over the lease
00:45:31and here
00:45:31she is like a good little uh peasant slave that house is where all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:54you misunderstand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you i'm giving it to charity
00:46:08bro she's gone cuckoo in the head she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can
00:46:13pretend to be a deep pocket investment batty you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away
00:46:17trixie it's just a drop in the bucket for me uh i i know what this is you've gotten delusional
00:46:24and
00:46:24you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will scoop
00:46:29you into money forever well that's not happening security lock the doors this woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through with her this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the
00:46:49wickham wedding right now butch tanner well he's going to wish he died in battle after i'm done with
00:46:53him let's go you think a few toy guns scare me marissa i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch general lysander armstrong you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack you're an unskilled
00:47:17unemployed ugly leech so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like
00:47:24general lysander armstrong no one here is going to believe you if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary and she's not you're just asking to be humiliated trixie show them
00:47:42butch see for yourselves everyone trixie's just a reloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone because we're rich as now i'm a major in the marines
00:47:57sasa she has a billion dollar biomedical contract with the military approved by the first female
00:48:05president of the united states herself bitch how despicable she's just trying to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic gold digger get out of here no one wants to marry you no free meals for the
00:48:16poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie this is high society so you're either born on a silver spoon or you're as
00:48:24accomplished as me to be here maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here maybe someone will drop a
00:48:31couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of but i valued our friendship marissa which is why i came
00:48:40here to give you a second chance to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing but no
00:48:46you stooped so low it disgusts me nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie my brother will never take you back no man will
00:49:07marry
00:49:07an embarrassment like you but make me happy and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29please don't worry my dear after i'm done with you trixie not even
00:49:36the goddess of healing will be able to save you oh is that so security get down on your knees
00:49:46and give
00:49:46bob one hell of a blowjob in front of everybody here or i'll pop so many holes in you the
00:49:52men here won't
00:49:53know which one to fuck i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you any of the
00:49:58powerful leaders
00:49:58i've saved before could crush you before you even touch me dream on you wish general eye center scooped
00:50:06you off your feet but you weren't good enough for me you're definitely not good enough for him enough
00:50:12you're souring my party so you either get the out or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three i think i quite like it here two
00:50:33um this wine is so delicious one shoot nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:50:50it's it's
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I become your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me, Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going to hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you because you're a good man.
00:51:27Not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:38Look at you guys, a lovey dove.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:54No man.
00:51:55Who, in a hundred foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:09You know, look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, a seven.
00:52:14Now that she's all cleaned up.
00:52:16But don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:25A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:46You know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off of it because she's so kind.
00:52:51So you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major.
00:52:58You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38It seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try to pay some off some more, don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16Trixie, I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:22So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million.
00:54:51Previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains all the rights to my entire fortune, which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07It must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:13Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:15Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why my third gift is, um, well.
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:11Thanks.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:40No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means that
00:56:52she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:55I understand.
00:57:01You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:22Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the
00:57:30lowest rank of society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck.
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitch and bum.
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes.
00:58:17Hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh.
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:35Hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm a fake!
00:58:46I'm a fake!
00:58:54Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:56Are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It's evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health.
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Drake sees Mary the famed war hero.
00:59:37The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:53Please.
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long,
01:00:04you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:12Either rub your hands for me,
01:00:14or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:56Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancee,
01:01:06but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait!
01:01:21Everyone!
01:01:22Stop!
01:01:25They're impostors.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled,
01:01:34because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So, we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer approves of my product, who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:35All right, gotcha!
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good person!
01:02:48Please officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the break-up between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:20She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you wanna arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk. Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:47Kill me.
01:04:50Get him!
01:04:52Get him!
01:05:02Mutous!
01:05:05Tell me!
01:05:07Get him!
01:05:11On the own prosecution she'd catch the gun.
01:05:26Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:38Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:44Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:04and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side.
01:06:11Right, Sam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me,
01:06:26even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:33because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're quartered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No.
01:08:26Please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a supermagnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:38While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:50And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Oh, bullshit.
01:08:59I'm going to show you how the elite can travel on your little lives.
01:09:04You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong rest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really want to die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:13I'm sorry.
01:10:13I'll hit you.
01:10:14Oh, no.
01:10:15Swap.
01:10:20Swap.
01:10:21Swap.
01:10:21Swap.
01:10:21Swap.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:04You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:57You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess.
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP.
01:12:20We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:46You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:06Only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:13Oh, my God.
01:13:18First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:27Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:54Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:29Tear her apart!
01:14:31The vice president arrives!
01:14:47who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong
01:15:01no no we've been through this already once okay right secretary cho this actor trixie hired
01:15:08pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president
01:15:13that i got the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:21you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:33important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that
01:15:40even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie
01:15:46picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always
01:15:53be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander
01:16:00armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:12you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:29yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem
01:16:37doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing
01:16:42mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:17:02president i have
01:17:03swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military let's try it
01:17:09out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put innocent civilian
01:17:16lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are
01:17:22disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:33oh
01:17:41shoot wait that's the president
01:17:49oh
01:17:56hey idiots
01:18:05oh my gosh i'm so sorry madame president that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie
01:18:12the fraud in the middle what is this oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military
01:18:19this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're the uncivilized
01:18:24buffoon i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract with great power comes
01:18:29great responsibility and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i
01:18:34gave you what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the president before it's too late
01:18:38that is easy there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she she is she is she is a criminal don't worry madame president we will arrest her and we'll
01:19:14throw her in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to
01:19:18prison once everyone is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here
01:19:23to give me my billion dollar contract this contract yeah yes thank you first gentleman
01:19:57my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:17is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products in the
01:20:43world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right madam president you've recovered now
01:20:49so what's your final decision i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why why why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish idiot i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to
01:21:23vomit
01:21:23i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:30and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth you've really seen the
01:21:38goddess healer herself in the flesh the one and only and it's her
01:22:02welcome goddess
01:22:09uh we uh
01:22:15you really are the goddess of healing aren't you how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person to help those in need and make sure the man
01:22:31i chose
01:22:31loved me for me no so that means the billion dollar contract it it was you who gave it to
01:22:38me
01:22:39and she took it away just like that that was her golden ticket you were once my fiance and best
01:22:46friend but after everything you've done we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51no please i swear i didn't know you were an ex-wife
01:22:57it doesn't matter who she is trixie has a heart of gold she's an amazing person and you ruin that
01:23:03the
01:23:03moment that you betrayed her she's gonna be my wife because she is the most beautiful and amazing
01:23:09woman on this planet
01:23:16i love you
01:23:30all her gold all her clothes all that could have been mine this is all your fault
01:23:37you seduce me
01:23:40you were the one that came on to me you himbo
01:23:43please trixie
01:23:45give me another chance
01:23:47i want to be rich again
01:23:49i'll be your slave
01:23:51kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55but it's too late now
01:23:57all i see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself
01:24:01you two should be locked up
01:24:03and she shall
01:24:05for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:11it's all your fault marissa i never loved you
01:24:14it's your fault
01:24:15i was only with you for your money
01:24:17i don't care
01:24:17you were rich
01:24:19i'll see myself now
01:24:21rest assured goddess
01:24:23we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you
01:24:30i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33that is why i saved you
01:24:35with these healing hands
01:24:37i will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time
01:24:41well
01:24:43let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:47let's party
01:24:48wait
01:24:49what if we just got married
01:24:50right now
01:24:51yes
01:24:52well
01:24:56do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:25:01i do
01:25:02i do
01:25:03you may kiss the bride
01:25:04you may kiss the bride
01:25:08i am not
01:25:08i am a
01:25:09i
01:25:09ay
01:25:09i am
01:25:12and that is what i never missed
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