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She's Not Homeless She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:04You Freddy finally died.
00:02:06Look out.
00:02:06Whoah, whoah, whoah!
00:02:09Whoa, whoa, whoah!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:19We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:21If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24Be Lysander Armstrong
00:02:25His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30He's so hot
00:02:31Does he come with the money?
00:02:33Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35Money, fame, power, it's all yours
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:46Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma
00:03:00When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:05I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:09So, that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable
00:03:16When I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:22I don't have time for jokes
00:03:24Oh, no!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:35Don't let it starve like you
00:03:37Oh, kind stranger
00:03:39Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:41Grant me a wish?
00:03:42As you can barely feed yourself
00:03:44The downfall of humanity
00:03:46It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Jesus, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:53Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:56I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:03:59Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:04Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:09Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:11Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:16Hold still
00:04:24My migraine's gone
00:04:26Okay, then let's go
00:04:27If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:29Come on
00:04:30Come on
00:04:45How is he?
00:04:46What is the diagnosis?
00:04:48Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:50I'm sorry
00:04:51I don't know what this is
00:04:53Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:55You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56Don't worry, General
00:04:57I'm the Angel Herbalist
00:04:59And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:05With just one needle
00:05:23I have no clue what this is
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:35Me, the witch doctor
00:05:37I'll save your son, Lysander
00:05:49He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:51Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
00:05:55I don't know what this is
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:01They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:04If we can't save him
00:06:07There's only one person who can
00:06:10Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing
00:06:17Wait a second
00:06:18You're not talking about the legendary goddess
00:06:21That's correct
00:06:22Her right rewrites the rond
00:06:24And her left leaves the bereft
00:06:27That's her motto
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:31We are nothing compared to her
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:37No one has ever seen her before
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:43I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:45I will find her
00:06:47James, come
00:06:48Put out a voucher
00:06:50To the entire world
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:53Will get the five million dollars
00:06:56There's no need
00:07:11I'll save your son
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly
00:07:25God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:32Ew!
00:07:33She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:35I bet it has fleas
00:07:37That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:48Don't touch him
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57So step aside
00:07:58I'll take it from here
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son
00:08:04I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:07And a former general
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15Wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:17Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:26When he's unconscious?
00:08:28Ew!
00:08:29Disgusting
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:32Security!
00:08:33Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:36Let's go
00:08:37If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:08:57But I warn you
00:08:59If you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:15I'll leave
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:19No, Miss Trixie
00:09:21My brother is a hero to me
00:09:23I can't lose him
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:29Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:31My brother's a war hero
00:09:33Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies
00:09:37He'd make a great husband
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:43As if the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:46Would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52I mean, look at her
00:09:53Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:55You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks
00:10:01Were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03Continue wasting your time
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient
00:10:17Oh, okay
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:33What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:40Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:45Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:49He's born with congenital heart disease
00:10:51Has a peanut allergy
00:10:52And the condition he has is called
00:10:55Endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:56Yeah, right
00:10:57I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01Oh, okay
00:11:01I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo
00:11:11What?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:24What?
00:11:26What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:31The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:32Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree
00:11:38I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:41What is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:11:45We are all certified
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51She's right about everything
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what
00:12:03Endogenic cryomorphine
00:12:05Oh
00:12:05And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:07Because I just discovered it
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:18But lucky for you all
00:12:19You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:23What a bunch of baloney
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:29Precisely
00:12:30You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us
00:12:35Who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:45And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:12:48Coming up with fake diseases
00:12:49Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:55Oh, yeah
00:12:57If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:09It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:15Then let's have a bet
00:13:17If you can't heal him
00:13:20We'll break your hands
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:39There's too many lives at stake
00:13:44Don't worry
00:13:45I got this
00:13:48It's a deal
00:13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch
00:14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:07Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:11Homeless or not
00:14:12If you save my son
00:14:13I'll give you everything
00:14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait
00:14:38What for?
00:14:39Don't listen to her
00:14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:46Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:53You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:57What?
00:14:58Did you just call me?
00:15:01There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:04And you're standing in my way
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way
00:15:12Or I promise you
00:15:13You will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:16Oh yeah?
00:15:17You want to see real pain?
00:15:18Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well put down the dog!
00:15:21With pleasure
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:52It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:56Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59But in the wrong hands
00:16:00It becomes nothing but poison
00:16:02This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:07Of course
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:12If I want to save someone
00:16:14Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:35I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:38Angel herbalist
00:16:39This is what I call
00:16:42Malpractice
00:16:44This isn't fatal
00:16:45She'll live
00:16:46But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48Well
00:16:49Where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:54What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on
00:16:57To give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way
00:17:02Every second counts
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:10General Armstrong
00:17:11Your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:19Hold on
00:17:20You two are going in there alone?
00:17:23If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27Then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:29Alright
00:17:30But I warn you
00:17:32No funny business
00:18:01No funny business
00:18:11No funny business
00:18:14No funny business
00:18:18No funny business
00:18:29A very good business
00:18:31Listen to my sonrome меч
00:18:33Second
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:51stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:18:58that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
00:19:08shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:19:14background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:02you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is this is the dark witch
00:20:13i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she
00:20:19eats
00:20:20them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:41help me i just want to
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:55lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir
00:21:10the swat team is here
00:21:12captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:23rest assured general armstrong
00:21:25we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:34rewrite the world
00:21:38human
00:21:42who the fuck are you
00:21:43and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good
00:21:47good
00:21:47you're awake
00:21:49i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me
00:21:51by baiting with me
00:21:53who are you
00:21:54your fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god
00:21:57i will have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stripper
00:22:06i will never
00:22:06i will really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26alright but it is a
00:22:27biological fact
00:22:29a man
00:22:30is attracted
00:22:31to
00:22:31a
00:22:33naked woman
00:22:33and her breasts
00:22:34science okay
00:22:35just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37excuse me
00:22:40you're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get em boys
00:23:00get em
00:23:02fire
00:23:03fire
00:23:07power
00:23:10air
00:23:11fire
00:23:11com
00:23:11co
00:23:12o
00:23:21those�
00:23:22sounds how
00:23:23is this possible it's
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:02This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:22This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:30She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:22So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:05And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:16It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my God.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:02The big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:11Crap.
00:27:12Oh my God.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh, shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then...
00:27:55You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it!
00:28:08No more stalling, General!
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:15Don't hurt her.
00:28:21She's a cure!
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:53Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait!
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen,
00:29:19Angel, and I.
00:29:27Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:36day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:48No, wait!
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:29:58if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:08I...
00:30:09I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie?
00:30:47It's your fiancé.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:04I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:12She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:14marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:30but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36My syndrome is not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51No.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:53No, she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:58Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:06She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:12and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:15No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my wife.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:29I'll help you find her.
00:32:30All right, listen, I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you,
00:32:42your granddaughters, filthy things,
00:32:45out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:32:57one with some serious fuck-you money.
00:32:59So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years,
00:33:47and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much you would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:12Well, Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you,
00:34:20and now she's the CEO
00:34:22of an entire corporation.
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:32So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:35Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:53I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:11You two are the ungrateful, cheating scum here.
00:35:16My granddaughter supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street cred I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular, everyday people live
00:36:14so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course, those without substance underneath
00:36:19would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers
00:36:33and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:05You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do you remember that?
00:37:20Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair
00:37:26at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:30I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:44the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier hearing her name,
00:37:58knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please, Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it must have broken your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing your worth and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would do everything I can
00:38:20to serve those in need.
00:38:23That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:26You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:41Stop.
00:38:44You said Trixie's crashing at my wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably trying to extort you
00:38:51now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:53And how when nobody steps on a snake,
00:38:56the snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean,
00:39:04we broadcast that video of me?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman stick, the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home, General!
00:39:37Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been providing for him
00:39:49and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him for years
00:39:53and then he betrayed her?
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:56she's planning to bring it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:01I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power
00:40:05that saved my life.
00:40:07So she needs our support.
00:40:08Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow our lives to protect her, sir!
00:40:14Well, let's roll.
00:40:27Woo!
00:40:30Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we getting married,
00:40:35but in just one hour,
00:40:36my company will be receiving
00:40:38the presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical company
00:40:41to go public.
00:40:42Woo!
00:40:45Woo!
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:46Woo!
00:40:46Congratulations on the contract
00:40:47once again, Mrs.
00:40:49Wakeham.
00:40:50Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please don't be so uptight,
00:40:54Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary
00:40:56of the entire U.S. Health Department,
00:40:58but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:00I see some of the most important people
00:41:02in the nation have also arrived
00:41:04to celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S. president
00:41:08will also be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you the contract herself.
00:41:12It's an honor.
00:41:13And that's why Sasa is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure the crowd
00:41:20is entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:25Woo!
00:41:26Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't start
00:41:28until I say it does.
00:41:31Woo!
00:41:31Woo!
00:41:32Woo!
00:41:33Woo!
00:41:33Woo!
00:41:50You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to save your guests
00:41:55from this oncoming train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize it
00:41:58from any of our elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:00Um, this is our, uh, entertainment
00:42:03for tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:10You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here
00:42:12to bum a meal off us.
00:42:13You know, being this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I
00:42:20who bankrolled you two
00:42:21for the last three years?
00:42:23And what evidence
00:42:23do you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me,
00:42:25then go look at yourself
00:42:26in the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:29Even the first woman president
00:42:31will be here any second
00:42:32now to congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:34but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:38so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She's like...
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:43Butch already cut ties
00:42:44with his ex,
00:42:45but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate
00:42:47that she'd still show up
00:42:48to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me.
00:42:50This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps
00:42:55from us,
00:42:56the rich and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much, Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel
00:43:00all high and mighty now,
00:43:01but don't bite the hand
00:43:02that feeds you.
00:43:04Especially when I'm the one
00:43:05who's giving you the contract.
00:43:11You giving me the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:15no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:17so how could you possibly
00:43:19have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:22to give me
00:43:23a billion dollar contract?
00:43:24We both share
00:43:25humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:26And I saw potential in you.
00:43:28Even trusted you
00:43:29as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:32that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore now
00:43:35just because I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from lame spinsters
00:43:42for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were
00:43:45too embarrassing for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:49I can say that now
00:43:50that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick, somebody put that
00:43:56on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:43:58in front of everyone.
00:43:59She'll make her stop.
00:44:00Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:02She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:03blood-sucking leech.
00:44:04I don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already embarrassing
00:44:07yourself in front of everyone
00:44:09for me, Butch.
00:44:11You may look and sound
00:44:12like a man,
00:44:13but you're nothing
00:44:14but a pathetic coward.
00:44:15Okay, enough!
00:44:16You know what I always
00:44:17couldn't stand about you?
00:44:18Your moral posturing.
00:44:21But guess what?
00:44:22Morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you and girls
00:44:24feel better about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:27over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've got
00:44:30the material goods.
00:44:31You're just all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here to request
00:44:34to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:51Oh my God.
00:44:53Is that the billion-dollar
00:44:54contract or something?
00:44:58The one that's supposed
00:44:58to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound so scared already.
00:45:05Don't worry.
00:45:07This isn't that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:11you try to swindle from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't even have
00:45:18the guts to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her following orders.
00:45:21I asked her to sign over
00:45:22the lease and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good little
00:45:26peasant slave.
00:45:27That house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings.
00:45:32You want to, I don't know,
00:45:34beg for a little treat
00:45:35while you're at it?
00:45:46You misunderstand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take back
00:45:49everything I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:01She thinks that just because
00:46:03she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:04she can pretend to be
00:46:05a deep pocket
00:46:05and invest in baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop
00:46:10in the bucket for me.
00:46:12I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten delusional.
00:46:16And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show up
00:46:18to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince Charming
00:46:20will scoop you
00:46:21into money forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not happening.
00:46:24Security!
00:46:24Lock the doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't leave
00:46:26until we're through with her.
00:46:31This is where your dreams
00:46:32will die, bitch.
00:46:36We found Miss Tripsie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered
00:46:39by her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's going to wish
00:46:43he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with him.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few toy guns
00:46:51scare me, Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of people
00:46:54for much worse.
00:46:56Including your head of command,
00:46:57Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma for years
00:47:05after he saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled,
00:47:09unemployed,
00:47:10ugly leech.
00:47:11So how could you possibly
00:47:12have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone
00:47:15like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is going to believe you.
00:47:18If you really cured
00:47:19the incurable general,
00:47:21then Sasa is the fucking
00:47:22Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:43and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has
00:47:50a billion dollar
00:47:51biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the first
00:47:55female president
00:47:57of the United States
00:47:57herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying
00:48:01to leech off you
00:48:02like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor.
00:48:08Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born
00:48:13on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some
00:48:18serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop
00:48:21a couple bucks
00:48:22in your tin can.
00:48:25I already have everything
00:48:27one can dream of.
00:48:28But I valued our friendship,
00:48:29Marissa, which is why
00:48:30I came here to give you
00:48:31a second chance.
00:48:32To see if you'd apologize
00:48:34and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no.
00:48:37You stooped so low,
00:48:39it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:42than you standing
00:48:42on street corners
00:48:43like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows
00:48:46if you've already started
00:48:47offering sexual services?
00:48:50Well then,
00:48:52why don't you get
00:48:52on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother
00:48:55will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:57an embarrassment
00:48:59like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:01And I might consider
00:49:02making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute.
00:49:15How dare you
00:49:16hit my brother?
00:49:17I'm never letting
00:49:18you leave here alive.
00:49:20Please,
00:49:20I'll do something.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done
00:49:24with you, Trixie,
00:49:25not even the goddess
00:49:26of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:35Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or I'll pop
00:49:41so many holes in you
00:49:42the men here
00:49:43won't know
00:49:43which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be
00:49:45the goddess of anything
00:49:46to punish you.
00:49:47Any of the powerful
00:49:48leaders I've saved
00:49:49before could crush you
00:49:50before you even
00:49:51touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General
00:49:55Lysander scooped you
00:49:56off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't
00:49:57good enough for me.
00:49:58You're definitely
00:49:59not good enough for him.
00:50:00Enough!
00:50:02You're souring
00:50:03my party
00:50:03so you either
00:50:04or get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:22Mmm!
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:40It's...
00:50:41It's...
00:50:50Who the hell is this?
00:50:55I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:50:57Did they hurt you?
00:50:58No.
00:50:59I'm fine.
00:51:00But, um...
00:51:01When did I become
00:51:02your future wife?
00:51:05You saved me,
00:51:07Trixie.
00:51:07Remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never gonna hurt you
00:51:11ever again.
00:51:12Really,
00:51:12it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you
00:51:15because you're a good man.
00:51:16Not because I want you
00:51:17to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:26who cheated on me,
00:51:27Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys
00:51:29all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you
00:51:32for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind
00:51:34of woman of virtue
00:51:34that a man would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs
00:51:42for cash.
00:51:43No man
00:51:44who in a 100-foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her.
00:51:47She should be happy
00:51:48Bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59Look, man.
00:52:00I know Trixie
00:52:01is like a,
00:52:02I don't know,
00:52:03a seven
00:52:03now that she's
00:52:04all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood
00:52:06on a whiny,
00:52:07worthless woman
00:52:08like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:12Ah!
00:52:14My real man
00:52:16never talks about
00:52:17a woman that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:25Mmm.
00:52:29We don't need
00:52:30to fight fire with fire
00:52:31to deal with
00:52:31the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious,
00:52:34Trixie,
00:52:35you know that?
00:52:38You're only getting
00:52:38off with it
00:52:39because she's so kind,
00:52:40so you're going to
00:52:40give me the favor
00:52:41of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck
00:52:44with me,
00:52:44you little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably
00:52:48lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll,
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really
00:52:52not know who this is,
00:52:53Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were
00:52:55in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been
00:52:56doing this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just
00:53:01a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part
00:53:07of your plan,
00:53:08Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel
00:53:13better about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:18looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they
00:53:28don't know who you are
00:53:28since you've been
00:53:29out of action
00:53:29for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:31to piss them off some more.
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you
00:53:47didn't ask for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know
00:53:51that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05I have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:12and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know
00:54:14that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:19or a really,
00:54:20really good actor.
00:54:23Mm-hmm.
00:54:23Oscar-worthy.
00:54:24Oscar-worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26first gift.
00:54:32Trixie,
00:54:33I know that you
00:54:33just lost your home.
00:54:34So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million,
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:48this contains all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:57They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Why, Sander,
00:55:02I really don't care
00:55:03for any of us.
00:55:04No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:15well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie,
00:55:41I'm just a man.
00:55:41But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore.
00:55:48Will you marry me?
00:55:52Do you know
00:55:53I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo?
00:55:58Yes.
00:55:58I will marry you.
00:56:00Thanks.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Ha-ha!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple
00:56:22here is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care if she's
00:56:36homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making this woman
00:56:38my wife,
00:56:39which means that she
00:56:40will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman
00:56:43on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:57:15You still don't realize
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone from
00:57:17the lowest rank
00:57:18of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:22vendors.
00:57:23Then you better
00:57:23enjoy your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them
00:57:27what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge
00:57:28for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch
00:57:29of piss poor people
00:57:30do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with
00:57:33your poor people
00:57:33bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes.
00:57:35She could blame
00:57:36her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:38she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:42She's utterly
00:57:43unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't prefer
00:57:49violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them
00:57:51myself, but...
00:57:54I'll let you do
00:57:55all the heavy lifting.
00:57:56Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello,
00:58:05this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt
00:58:07Marissa Wickham
00:58:08for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:13Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend to be
00:58:15on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm going
00:58:33bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:43Are you sure
00:58:44that was the call,
00:58:44Sasa?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just
00:58:47suddenly go bankrupt
00:58:48like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:51It's a tear.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:58What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:01you said you're
00:59:02the Secretary of Health,
00:59:03right?
00:59:03And you yourself
00:59:04said that the
00:59:05Armstrong family
00:59:06owns the entire
00:59:06global stock market.
00:59:07Could that be
00:59:08how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14You're really
00:59:15Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful
00:59:19man in the country?
00:59:21Trixie's married,
00:59:22the famed war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl
00:59:25wants and every man
00:59:26wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:31losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:39Sasa.
00:59:39Sasa.
00:59:40Please.
00:59:41Please.
00:59:47I know why you're
00:59:48all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military for so long,
00:59:51you don't know what a real
00:59:52woman can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you to my
00:59:55wedding chamber and I'll
00:59:56show you a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands
01:00:00for me or I'll have
01:00:02them removed for you.
01:00:07I would never be
01:00:08interested in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile and cruel
01:00:11and wicked as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just trying
01:00:19to save the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you a room
01:00:30full of pageant winners.
01:00:3118 years old.
01:00:32Fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that so you
01:00:41wouldn't have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa, not only
01:00:47have you backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:50by stealing my fiance.
01:00:53But now you'd sell out
01:00:54other innocent girls
01:00:55just to get your company
01:00:56back?
01:00:56You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now, everything
01:01:02that I've ever given you
01:01:03to, I'm taking it all
01:01:04back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off the phone
01:01:18with the president
01:01:18and she said your contract
01:01:19is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess healer
01:01:23herself.
01:01:24So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric
01:01:28and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:30approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products?
01:01:33Yes, that's the highest
01:01:35honor anyone can have
01:01:36in the field of health
01:01:37and medicine.
01:01:37The goddess healer's
01:01:39motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites
01:01:41the wrong,
01:01:42the left leave
01:01:43the wrong bereft.
01:01:45That means she's
01:01:46rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would
01:01:47never let your company
01:01:49go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way
01:01:52now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly
01:01:57handsome motherfucker
01:01:58over here
01:01:58isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares
01:02:01who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products,
01:02:05who cares about this
01:02:06washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs,
01:02:08break his arms,
01:02:09no one would even
01:02:10bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:11explicit permission
01:02:12to call upon
01:02:13secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma,
01:02:37Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all
01:02:40doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:52and would never
01:02:53break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:00just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid
01:03:02for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiancee really
01:03:06is an incredible woman.
01:03:08She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:14You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:16General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother
01:03:19is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly
01:03:22saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:28it's twice the crime
01:03:29is stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:34with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell that
01:03:41this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:43a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise I'll get it
01:03:45resolved and we can
01:03:46focus on taking down
01:03:47your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest
01:03:51me, fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiancee.
01:03:55You don't get to
01:03:56decide, punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:29If you can.
01:04:31Ah, ah!
01:04:37Ah!
01:04:45Ah!
01:04:46Ah!
01:04:47Ah, ah!
01:04:49Ah, ah!
01:04:50Ah!
01:04:51Ah!
01:04:52Ah, ah!
01:04:55Ah!
01:04:59Hah!
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you,
01:05:26Icenander.
01:05:28Drama.
01:05:31Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:05:51and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:10You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:22Let them eat cake
01:06:32You can't shoot all of them grab what you can fam, attack
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:26We're quartered
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:30Devin, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:36They will be punished
01:07:39Now hold still for me
01:07:43Right
01:07:44Rewrites the world
01:07:56Holy fuck
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:12No, please
01:08:13I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:15Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:17Sure
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl on the streets
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:25While I do not care for glory
01:08:27I do believe in justice
01:08:30Marissa and Butch
01:08:31Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:33But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:35I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong
01:08:44But you're close
01:08:45Bullshit
01:08:46I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives
01:08:51You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try
01:08:54Charge
01:09:04What the hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good
01:09:14But I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will
01:09:33Left
01:09:34Leaves the wrong arrest
01:09:43I'm fine
01:09:44Nothing happens
01:09:45You'll see soon enough
01:09:47Oh please
01:09:48I really want to die
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up
01:09:54Whoops
01:09:55Just crossed it again
01:09:57Whoops
01:09:57And again
01:09:59Nothing's happening
01:10:00I hate you
01:10:11What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything
01:10:17Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on, Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:48Please!
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:53You hurt us first.
01:10:55At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife.
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:39Oh, really?
01:11:40Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:44You've got nothing on me.
01:11:49Yes.
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess!
01:11:58Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23Secretary, to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:49But reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:12:57Oh, my God.
01:13:03Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:09And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:13:23While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working.
01:13:32You can't just fake the...
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel.
01:13:43But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No.
01:13:55Trixie, look.
01:13:57I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:07We'll riot against you now.
01:14:09Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:12Tear her apart!
01:14:14Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:17The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:39You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes.
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:03What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:10And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell?
01:15:16And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general.
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president.
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:44This is treason.
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:00My brother is a war hero.
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would-
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15Yeah.
01:16:16It's okay.
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:34I truly saved a good man.
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance.
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:09Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:28Wait, that's the President.
01:17:41No!
01:17:42Hey, idiot!
01:17:45Oh, my gosh!
01:17:52I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was...
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime.
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:11I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need.
01:18:27I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She...
01:18:52She...
01:18:53She is...
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President.
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The President literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah!
01:19:22Yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:13And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:52Why?
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside.
01:21:06It makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:15And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:30Her.
01:21:42What?!
01:21:47Welcome, goddess
01:21:59You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:12To help those in need
01:22:14And make sure the man I chose loved me for me
01:22:18No, so that means
01:22:19The billion dollar contract
01:22:21It was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that
01:22:27That was her golden ticket
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend
01:22:30But after everything you've done
01:22:33We're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex
01:22:38It doesn't matter
01:22:42Who she is
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold
01:22:44She's an amazing person
01:22:46And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:22:50She's going to be my wife
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman
01:22:54On this planet
01:23:00I love you
01:23:14All her goals
01:23:15All her clothes
01:23:17All that could have been mine
01:23:19This is all your fault
01:23:21You seduce me
01:23:23You were the one that came onto me
01:23:26You himbo
01:23:27Please, Trixie
01:23:29Give me another chance
01:23:32I want to be rich again
01:23:33I'll be your slave
01:23:35Kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize
01:23:39But it's too late now
01:23:41All I see is your greed
01:23:43And how much you'd hurt others
01:23:44Just to benefit yourself
01:23:45You two should be locked up
01:23:47And she shall
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:23:52Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham
01:23:55It's all your fault, Marissa
01:23:57I never loved you
01:23:58It's your fault
01:23:59I was only with you for your money
01:24:01You were rich
01:24:03I'll see myself
01:24:05Rest assured, goddess
01:24:07We will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness
01:24:13Just like you
01:24:14I knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:17That is why I saved you
01:24:19With these healing hands
01:24:21I will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:23One good deed at a time
01:24:25Well
01:24:26Let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait
01:24:33What if we just got married
01:24:34Right now?
01:24:36Yes
01:24:36Well
01:24:37Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other
01:24:42To be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do
01:24:46I do
01:24:47You may kiss the bride
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