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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 02: Olympians
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Jane.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59But they don't know he's doing with us.
00:59You're like the best one.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in all that way.
01:01New Bond to the side.
01:04Where's your job?
01:05How much pressure does it help you?
01:06You're in all that way.
01:19Where's your job driving away?
01:30Let's go!
01:57You and me, a golden star
02:00You think you're clever, good God
02:04She took a break, made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
02:27Cool if you wanna play me
02:29Close enough line, back out on the ice for Boston
02:31Tomorrow's in the box
02:33We're having a long time game to make sure it's actually fun
02:36I give you magic things, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're at the night hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree atop a hill that's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:13You're lost to be relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:34You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty cool
03:39You say you're scared
03:40And the most people do
03:42Is there's the real world
03:44Honey, honey
03:45In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no hidden door
03:51Nice try
03:52Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:05Nice try
04:07I'll see ya
04:08I'll see ya
04:09You're in our way
04:10Get lost forever
04:23Hey, if Rosana fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fuck him back
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosenopf outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:36They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosenopf has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:18Thanks, guys.
05:31Thanks, guys.
06:01Thanks, guys.
06:47Thanks, guys.
06:55Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight-up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:40Oh, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Yeah, Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:36Fuck.
08:37Fuck.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55You can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:25I still want.
09:33Don't worry, you profit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:17Oh, wow.
10:19Now please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37Stay right here.
10:40Stay right here.
10:47Stay right here.
10:53Stay right here.
10:55Holy shit, Rose.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:53It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:55It's you.
11:57It's you.
11:58It's you.
12:20It's you.
12:23It's you.
12:23It's all day.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would know, okay?
12:57you killed me wonder i'm dead that was so fucking hot
13:07weird to wait
13:10i should go
13:31so uh
13:33obviously we won't see each other during the olympics right
13:36oh right
13:39your family must be happy there in russia
13:44yes
13:45my parents are pretty psyched for me
13:47they're pissed they can't come but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game
13:55i bet uh your parents will be there right
13:58my father yes
14:00maybe my brother but who knows
14:02cool
14:04anyways i'm psyched i've been dreaming about it my whole life
14:08dreaming of what bronze medal
14:10you fucking wish dude
14:16hey uh remember when i made you come hands free
14:19go fuck yourself bro
14:21such a good drink
14:24the cab is definitely here
14:37bye
14:46welcome back to man in the crease your all-star hockey podcast for the first period we are four
14:51days into this year's winter games and there's already a contender for top story here in sochi russia
14:56what an embarrassing and promising year for the russian men's hockey team a hard pill to swallow on all mice
15:03and especially for the young phenom ilia rosanov chosen as his country's captain
15:36all in there what's up mother fucker
15:39boys
15:40holy fuck can you believe russia be nice funny
15:42be nice they fucking lost lafia
15:43did you see that game
15:44yeah it was a straight up schist show
15:46a debacle
15:47hey what did ross say about it
15:50uh i don't know
15:51nothing to me that's for sure
15:53i think he knows canada has this in the bag
15:55uh-uh
15:55it's usa this year baby we're fucking coming for you
15:58okay
15:58trust me
15:58you look great in silver vanni don't even stress
16:00oh good one
16:04does your room have that smell
16:06yes
16:06yes it does
16:08is it black mold
16:09because that's what jj thinks it is
16:11yeah he's probably right
16:12well the good news is we're not going to be here alone
16:14all right so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or
16:16my buddy joe is in that program
16:17we're trying together
16:19would you guys uh be cool to do that i'd love to show up for him
16:22hell yeah man
16:23show up for any dude who's that brave
16:26what do you mean
16:29well i'm assuming your buddy might be gay
16:32i mean
16:33it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like
16:36hey here's me
16:38russia is not safe for folks like that
16:41fucking balls of steel man
16:49it's yeah
16:51okay
16:58it's yeah
17:00thank you
17:01thank you
17:05so i want to go
17:07Yeah!
17:08Woo-hoo!
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just gonna find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here. I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine. Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13He didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:48It's a honor to me.
18:50You must be a honor to be a honor.
18:52After yesterday's...
18:54...you won't win...
18:58...Latviy.
18:59...Latviy.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06It's not sad.
19:07It's not sad.
19:08It's not sad.
19:09They don't teach you the discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hopes that you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is not played.
19:26It's played?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it played?
19:31You, captain, you make them played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who did you get to?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:53No, father.
19:56Mom died.
20:00You remember her?
20:03You remember her?
20:04I was in your case.
20:06Where are you?
20:08You were in Moscow?
20:12You were in Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20You did?
20:21We need to meet you.
20:23And you have a meeting with me.
20:28Yes.
20:29You ready?
20:31Can you go?
20:33Yes, always.
20:35All of my pain.
20:36I think I'll tell you what's going on.
20:38You said what's going on?
20:42I'll leave you there for you.
20:44I wanted to leave you there.
20:45We have a prize for all of America.
20:48We have to pay for it.
20:49Good, good.
20:51You're too good for us.
20:52It's a problem with the leader.
20:56It's always a problem with the leader.
20:59You're too good for us.
21:04I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it comes to hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Papa.
21:16I'm going to bring him to the bar.
21:18He needs to be more than one cup.
21:21Look how she is behind you.
21:24From the very little bit of the day.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something interesting.
21:52It would be nice to see you.
21:57I'm going to drink.
21:58It's been a long time to drink.
22:04I don't think you played well.
22:07I would say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes feel like you're not going to.
22:19When I understand what you're going to, you're not going to.
22:22In any case, it doesn't mean to you.
22:25It doesn't.
22:26Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to be worried about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these stupid games, when you have real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yes, it is.
22:44Hunter and Admirals will not go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey will not go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55I think that the team is on the same way.
23:00I think that the team is on the same way.
23:00Where do you know?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:03And with the team is on the same way.
23:06I'm not going to get you.
23:12I think that the team is on the same way.
23:21In the final, it will probably be in San Francisco.
23:24And they are good, but too young.
23:28So you will win the Coupe Xenia for a year earlier than I had to talk about it.
23:35I will take you, it'll be a bit too late.
23:41And I will be able to meet you at the same time.
23:43But I will be able to meet you at the same time.
23:48I will be able to meet you at the same time.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Okay, partner.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How's your friend, Sasha?
24:03Wow!
24:05It's awesome!
24:06I just love this place.
24:10The club, the head of the club.
24:14The girls, just a nice.
24:17I'm mad, Chiqui.
24:20No.
24:22You've seen French people.
24:25Yeah, Elia?
24:28Oh, my God.
24:35No, nothing.
24:37You don't know anything.
24:40You don't lie.
24:43You don't flirt.
24:44Start you in the answer.
24:49You were fun.
24:56You remember?
25:08Are you here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was before you would have caused you.
25:17If you remember me, don't forgive me.
25:22We are the children, Sash.
25:25Yes, it's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:49No.
25:54Okay.
25:58Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:05I was glad to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Gap! Gap! Gap! Gap! Gap! Gap!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40Where you cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it.
26:52Hey, Dan.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six.
26:58It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal.
28:46Shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49That is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosanoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots against.
29:03And obviously.
29:04It comes all-hander.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:10Woo-hoo!
29:13Woo-hoo!
29:16Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:19Woo-hoo!
29:19Woo-hoo!
29:20Woo-hoo!
29:22Woo-hoo!
29:23Woo-hoo!
29:33Woo-hoo!
29:35Woo-hoo!
29:36Woo-hoo!
29:36Woo-hoo!
29:36Wow, nice watch.
29:38I gave this here for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What are we even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:50We are Lilia Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey!
30:07Before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on!
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:34No chance, Randy, can you do this?
30:50He's coming!
30:51He's coming!
30:52He's coming!
30:53Jesus is coming!
31:03...and he's coming!
31:14well
31:19what what the fuck do you want rosenoff you haven't answered a text for me in like six months
31:26you won't even acknowledge i exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for
31:29some fucking clown show so yeah what the fuck do you actually want from me well
31:41i want you to suck my dick oh fuck you you are unbelievable you suck my dick
32:00maybe as nicely
32:09yeah please
32:14if you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19we'll have to ask nicer than that
32:24please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick please
32:44no
32:49what no
32:53we'll go back to our seats watch the rest of this boring show and then go to boring party after
33:01and then when i've been waiting all night you'll come back to my hotel room and i will maybe
33:10maybe do more than just suck your dick
33:15when did your english get so good
33:19i uh i read the new yorker now
33:22really
33:23no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it
33:31ah so being boring is is genetic
33:34wow genetic
33:42let's make a deal
33:44if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck to me
34:12good luck
34:26i'm going to be in this position
34:30okay
34:31i need you on line up
34:34especially since you're in the last game
34:36i'll show you the climate
34:58congratulations
34:59thank you
35:01now take off your clothes
35:04you're such an asshole
35:05oh
35:07oh
35:07yeah
35:21oh
35:49What?
35:53It's a lot of windows
36:18Good now get on the bed
36:26This is a good hotel
36:28Very nice vodka
36:29It's hard to find in America
36:32Okay
36:36Touch yourself
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me I want to watch you
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day Hollander
36:43I want to watch
36:44I've never
36:45No shit
36:46Fuck you
36:49Give me some vodka at least
36:50No no no
36:51Vodka is for after
36:52It's your reward
37:00It's your reward
37:00you Oh hell
37:12You know
37:13red Matte You
37:14know
37:14red Boden I
37:15red Dib
37:15I love
37:23her
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:35you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:14you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:25I need you
39:05I need you
39:26so Russia this year was
39:28something else
39:34it's intense there
39:41so are you heading back soon?
39:44back
39:45to Russia
39:46for the summer?
39:49oh yes
39:56why?
39:59what do you mean why?
40:02do you have to?
40:05there is no have to
40:06it's
40:07it's home
40:09yeah
40:10but
40:12I don't know
40:13is it safe?
40:15what do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know
40:21do you
40:22do you even
40:22like it there?
40:30what difference does it make?
40:32a pretty big one
40:33I think
40:40I need to sleep
40:43I need to sleep
40:45yeah
40:45me too
40:46I should
40:46yeah
40:55so I'm off
40:59goodbye Hollander
41:05you
41:30I need to sleep
41:30I'm CHRIS
41:30I'm
41:30Let's go.
42:00Let's go.
42:30Let's go.
43:01Let's go.
43:30Let's go.
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