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00:05Welcome back, Voo Crew. What's up? How's your day? How's your afternoon? How's your evening?
00:08I'm back with more weird boxes. Enjoy.
00:11Anything you can imagine is for sale on the dark web.
00:14This is a dark web mystery box. Back in the early, I'm gonna say,
00:182000-teens, all of our favorite YouTubers were somehow getting our way
00:22onto the dark web and opening up all these dark web mystery boxes that were full of
00:25absolutely terrifying, horrifying things. And you know what?
00:29I went down that rabbit hole. Here we are years later. Did I find my way onto the dark web?
00:33Yes, with the help of a friend because I am very not good at those kind of things. Did I
00:36give
00:36this dark web person my address? Yes. Was the handwriting on the box super feminine
00:41and just didn't seem very murdery and scary? Yes. But am I terrified
00:45to open this box? Uh-huh. There's some weird smells coming from it. As you know, I just opened mystery
00:49boxes. This one did not make it on time. So we're gonna pre-open this box before
00:53this box because this is a spooky 90s mystery box. So we're gonna get
00:57ourselves into some spooky 90s mystery before we got to get into some maybe
01:01illegal things. I bought this and then my husband was like, hey, that has to come
01:05through customs and it has your address on it. What if there's bad things in it?
01:08Well, it made it. So I'm probably on a list somewhere. Oh no, she's onto us!
01:14Okay, we're starting with the 90s mystery box. I'm gonna get myself some tetanus. Get
01:20some tetanus. 90s mystery. 90s mystery. I don't want tetanus. We're just gonna rip it
01:28open. Things are too complicated today. Oh my gosh! This is fun. I used- nope, we didn't
01:36do that. This is a pixie stick. These shook their delightfulness, but every single time I get
01:40one of these I get sick. And I already am, but I will save you for a nice day.
01:44Oh my gosh! This is a McDonald's toy. How is this spooky? It is a T-Y beanie baby duck.
01:53Quacks toy animal. Oh my gosh, literally there's the T-Y tag. Cute. Not spooky, but cute. Nostalgia
01:59at its literal finest. We have a ring pop. Baby if I love you, this is all you need to
02:04propose
02:04with. We have a Goosebumps Terror Tower VHS, but it's not a VHS! Okay, we have an airhead. We have
02:13some stickers. We got that spooky kids design. We got some more stickers and a fun dip. And then over
02:22here we have a Goosebumps metal thing. We got this in the other box too, which is cool.
02:28And in here we have some Goosebumps books. We got a, what is this? A vintage postcard. We got some
02:34Goosebumps books. This book scared my soul. This is new though. Like this isn't a 90s copy. This is a
02:40reprint, but like this movie scared me. And then what is this? Oh, the VHS that goes inside the VHS
02:45box.
02:46Okay, super cute. Next up we have a Rubik's cube, which I just fucked up. Oh, I should leave that.
02:56And we have a pair of Goosebumps socks. Two pairs. Oh, they're just different color. One green,
03:01one white. Okay, very cool. This is definitely like one quarter of the spooky mystery box, the 90s
03:07nostalgia mystery box. But hey, each seller is going to be different. Like I get it though. Like I do
03:12get
03:13it. It's about what you can do with the money, especially in different places in the world,
03:16but that was cute. I'm just staring and I'm scared because now we're there. I just got to play pretend
03:22for a minute like everything's okay, but it's not okay. You just can't because it's not okay.
03:29This was bought off of the dark web. I'm going to tell you a little bit about it because it's
03:34it's pretty dramatic. The seller's name was Eternal Suffering. Eternal Suffering. This box cost 363
03:43Canadian dollars. The title was dark web mystery box. Beware. The contents are extreme. Please be advised
03:51that the seller is not held accountable for events after opening the box. After. Do I need a face mask?
04:00I feel like so many people back in the day, they just made them themselves, which made so much more
04:04sense. And you know what? I'm not going to lie to you like that, but like I'm a little concerned
04:08for
04:08my safety. I keep putting myself in these situations. As before I say it, like SARS are like,
04:15remember they were like sending out those envelopes with like diseases in it and stuff. Can you imagine
04:20it's just like a Kleenex with some cotton? It's not heavy. Like it weighs like one pound, like one
04:26pound. And on the declaration, it said books and photos. Like that doesn't sound like the most generic
04:32thing to be in this box. Oh God. Oh, we could just stop. I could just stop. I could just
04:39go home. I am home.
04:41You know where I live.
04:43Okay. All right. We're safe. Safe so far. Ah, so beware. I'm a, I'm a bad beast, right? Like I've,
04:50I've been through things. I've seen things. I've been through some haunted things.
04:56That looks like a bottle. I need my blessing, Pussy Willows. Be good. Be strong. Leave safe.
05:04Don't harm me. Cause you're scary. You're scary, yerry, yerry. You took forever to get here.
05:08I don't know if I want to do this. Oh yeah, I got my sacred spray. Just in case. Demon
05:14be gone.
05:22Ah, this has been in my house for a few days. Do not open. What is that? What is that?
05:33Is that barbecue? HP. Is this just old HP sauce? Oh no. 1887 ESTD. Established?
05:46Established. Those letters are all in there. HP Bulmer, LTD, Hereford. Okay.
05:52All right. Hold on. I got to look that up. Oh, I got to look that up. Let me just
05:56touching and touch.
05:57Ah, God damn it. It's a cider making. So it's an old cider bottle. I just was hoping it was
06:03HP
06:04sauce. Crack it open and put it on my wings. Well, I'm not going to lie. That looks like old
06:09blood.
06:10Looks like some blood in the bottle. Okay. I think we need to just put this over here
06:14with the Alice box. Turn that on. There's a box here. Feel free to talk to it. Ew,
06:19I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm going to leave. I'm going to stand over here for a
06:26minute.
06:26I'm going to stand over here. I'm not right. I feel like we need to call Adam. I feel like
06:31I've made a grave error. I think I've...
06:36Baby. Ew. I was like, that looks like a miscarriage in a bottle. Um, guys, there's like,
06:44there's like skin in the top of this.
06:48Paragraph. I don't know if I can handle the Alice box right now. I want to smell this and see
06:52if it's
06:52real hair or not. But I also feel like that's really gross. But like, it has really good highlights.
06:58Oh, that smells like real hair. I'm just concerned that there's like scalp or brain. Oh my god.
07:10I thought this would be funny. I thought this would be funny. Like, I didn't think this was going to
07:15be...
07:17Okay. Oh my god. It said paragraph. It said baby and then it said paragraph and there's a note.
07:23I arranged to meet her after something so I would have time to collect the champagne. I set the meet
07:30using the name Kipper after the local fish shop. I wore dad's old suit to look dapper. It wasn't easy
07:38to get her in the car as I had hoped and I had to show her the knife. I'm pretty
07:43sure a man
07:44saw who was walking by. She wouldn't stop crying as we drove when we got to the Craven's cottage.
07:52I dragged her into the Beamer. She made such a fuss, but her hair smelled sweet like straw and berries.
08:00So I kept her hair when I was done to lie with. I kept her at the flat for several
08:07weeks. I dumped the
08:09fiesta back at... and it's cut off. Oh my god.
08:16There's literal actual teeth. Like actual. Like I bet it's just like a fun story. I'm just...
08:22Ugh. Those are real. And like they're broken. Like it's not like there's a root. Like it's not
08:28they were pulled out. It was like they were cracked out. We have an old watch with some more hair
08:35on it
08:36with a real leather band. I'm afraid to flip this picture over. This picture I've seen before floating
08:44around on the internet and it's been made to look old. I've seen this which you know makes me feel
08:49a
08:49lot better. Like I've seen all of these ones knowing that they're you know not not real. Um
08:56I've seen this one before on the internet, but they're just they're made to look old. Okay,
09:00this is fading facing up. It looks to be something out in a forest. I have really bad goosebumps.
09:07Someone laying on the ground in the forest. We have a little doll. I don't know how this got over
09:14the
09:14border. And this I can the good thing about this I know this is a dog's toy. Which is good
09:21because I
09:21have dogs. And then we have
09:26some like tissue with hair. Oh my god. Okay um
09:33because I know these are fakes. Like I know it's like a made up thing but like
09:36then we have hair and we have hey. So I just wanted to show you what was in the box.
09:42Okay. Uh so we had this bottle. Oh don't open that. Yeah I'm not going to.
09:49We had this hair with like some skin on the top. Oh. Um we have some teeth
10:00and then we have some tissue.
10:06I think this is a dog toy. Yeah like dog toy looking. I turned like this on. It's a paragraph
10:13and then I found this. And it's pretty much this guy letting us know that he took this girl and
10:18then
10:19uh to the forest and killed her. And then we have some polaroids here of someone laying on the
10:25ground in the forest. I thought it'd be funny. I thought it'd be a funny box. These though. Okay
10:34here's where I'm at though. These are all pictures off google that were made to look old. Because we've
10:39this one for sure. We've seen this before. Right. For podcasts. So it's probably just so funny.
10:47Yeah it can't be real. It's not real right? I was just making jokes about how I think this
10:52is HP sauce. Yeah. Just got the look. What do I do? You got this sent to a P.O.
11:03box right? No. No I didn't.
11:09I didn't. So guys I'm going to do some research into what we found here and the seller. And I'm
11:15going to reach out and I'm going to let you know at the end of the video. There'll be a
11:19slide letting
11:20you know if this was real. Uh or what I found out. What my research led to. So I'm going
11:25to do that
11:26as a funny. Okay. And we're going to find out if this is somebody witnessing the murder. Um great
11:33highlights. A little concerned with what's stuck in here. But you know it could be a cookie that
11:38somebody put in there to look like. I'm spiraling at him. I'm spiraling at a big descent. Yeah I'm right
11:47there with you. Right there with you buddy. Yeah as you back up towards the door. I have a rusty
11:51putty knife. So I know this looks like it came with the box but this is because I couldn't find
11:56a knife
11:56to open the box. Okay. Yes. So um look at this though. You're a hunter. What is that?
12:05I have no idea. And would you say these are real teeth? I'll look from afar. Looks like it could
12:15be.
12:18Maybe we'll put like just like a little email into the police station and just be like
12:21that's something you might want to look at. Maybe? Yeah. Okay um thank you so much for coming to watch.
12:28I'm sorry that I took uh a very weird stance. I'm gonna turn the Alice box on for one second.
12:32Get
12:32one word and see um if there's a murder going on here. Can you stay for moral support while we
12:40wait
12:40for our word? Yeah I'm here. What does it feel like to you though? Like it's a really good craft
12:47joke. I feel like it's a funny joke. Yeah. But I'm gonna I'm gonna figure that out because um
12:53probably just frigid. Frigid. I feel frigid right now. Got the chill. All right guys thank you so much
13:02for words. They are leaving because I'm a little scared. So guys I love you very much. Thanks for
13:08coming in and looking at my dark web mystery box. I don't want to do this again but I will.
13:14I want to
13:14have a bath and I want to put bleach in it uh and soak in there for a little bit
13:17and I'm gonna make some
13:19emails. So till next time. Stay spooky boo crew. Stay safe. Don't give people your home address. Bye.
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