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00:05:19How are you doing?
00:05:37You got to fire it again, didn't you?
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:39Didn't you?
00:05:41Who told you that?
00:05:43Hubie Marshall called me at work.
00:05:45He called you at work?
00:05:47That's it.
00:05:48That's it.
00:05:48Okay.
00:05:48I'm going to have a...
00:05:49I'll speak.
00:05:50What did he say?
00:05:51He said he fired you.
00:05:55And you believe them?
00:05:56Damn straight, I do.
00:05:58All due respect, Dad, you.
00:05:59Mr. Gullible, sometimes.
00:06:03The truth of the matter is, Dad, I resigned.
00:06:06And I'll tell you something else, Dad.
00:06:07Shut up, Jimmy.
00:06:08When I took the job,
00:06:09I had no idea it was going to be a higher fire situation.
00:06:14Luther Bettenhauser's boy's doing much better.
00:06:16What's wrong with him?
00:06:17I'm filling up his grandfather's silo.
00:06:18He's got brain damage.
00:06:20He does not.
00:06:21He does, too.
00:06:22Hoover faces, his tongue's going to hang out the side of his mouth for the rest of his life.
00:06:26And when he dies and they bury him, it's a funeral.
00:06:29They're going to put a mask on him.
00:06:30Do I have to listen to this while I'm eating?
00:06:34Let's talk about something else.
00:06:41Josie McClellan moved to New York.
00:06:43She did not.
00:06:44I just saw her today.
00:06:46Well, I don't know how you could.
00:06:48I heard at the bank that she got tired of taking care of her father and she told him to
00:06:52jump in a lake.
00:06:53And then she left for New York to get her an MBA in high fashion design at the University of
00:06:57New York City.
00:06:58I just saw her down at the gas station in Living Color.
00:07:02We had a cup of java together.
00:07:05Well, I'm going to take Lou Selby's word over yours any day.
00:07:09Lou Selby.
00:07:10Lou Selby's a drunk.
00:07:13You know, for a guy who's just lost his umpteenth job, you sure are handy with the tongue sword.
00:07:17You got canned again?
00:07:19Well, he didn't get canned.
00:07:22You got fired.
00:07:25There's got to be some kind of record.
00:07:31Not only are you an obnoxious slug, but you're a freeloading obnoxious slug.
00:07:36Well, you should talk.
00:07:38What are you, in your mid-40s and still living at home?
00:07:41I'm 24 and I pay rent.
00:07:45So do I.
00:07:46You did pay rent.
00:07:48Dad?
00:07:49You mean you're cutting my rent?
00:07:51Hell no.
00:07:54Not paying rent because you don't have a job.
00:07:55You don't have any money.
00:07:57You're out of school and you live in this house.
00:07:59You pay rent.
00:08:04I want to stay home.
00:08:09I want to stay home right here.
00:08:14I want to stay home today.
00:08:19I want to stay.
00:08:20Go, Jim.
00:08:21Jim.
00:08:22Wake up.
00:08:24Hey.
00:08:25Jim.
00:08:27It's only six o'clock.
00:08:31When my day begins.
00:08:34You know, getting this job, restoring your faith and pride in me is a number one priority
00:08:41right now, Dad.
00:08:43Priority ought to be making something of yourself.
00:08:45That's right up there.
00:08:47When I was your age, I couldn't wait to get out of my folks' house.
00:08:53I love living at home.
00:09:05I don't think this is such a great place for me to work, Dad.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Say I don't get this job, hypothetically.
00:09:17Are you going to be upset?
00:09:18You don't get this job, you're on a bus to St. Louis.
00:09:22St. Louis?
00:09:23Well, Jeff's offered to put you to work in his garden shop.
00:09:26I don't know anything about gardening.
00:09:28You will learn.
00:09:31I'm getting a distinct feeling that you want me out of your life.
00:09:34I don't want you out of my life.
00:09:36I want you out of my house.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:40Stop!
00:09:41Okay, okay, okay.
00:09:42Shh.
00:09:58Are you sure I can't offer you a coffee and a bear claw?
00:10:02No, thanks.
00:10:03They're very good.
00:10:04They're fresh.
00:10:06No, I'm fine.
00:10:06You don't want one, and I don't need one.
00:10:10Right.
00:10:10I love the darn things, though, I tell you.
00:10:12You know, I've got a sweet tooth.
00:10:14I could eat those things by the dozen.
00:10:15By the looks of what I have.
00:10:18I tell you, I'm so excited that you're considering joining the Target team.
00:10:24We all are.
00:10:26I appreciate that.
00:10:28Good.
00:10:29Then let's cut right to the chase, shall we?
00:10:32We're prepared to offer you $42.5 a year with a full benefit package.
00:10:38That's dental, medical, profit-sharing pension, expense account, car allowance, vacation, of course, and any and all relocating expenses.
00:10:51This is our first, best, and last offer.
00:10:54What do you think?
00:10:57Well, a CD.
00:10:59With all due respect, I came in here with the number 45 in my mind, and I...
00:11:29You've got me.
00:11:3245, it is.
00:11:35Welcome aboard.
00:11:38I'd like to buy you lunch.
00:11:39No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:40Your money's no good here.
00:11:41Lunch is mine, all right?
00:11:43I'm not going to argue with you.
00:11:44You better not.
00:11:44I'm bigger than you are.
00:11:47Hang on a second.
00:11:48Well, yeah, I told her to hold my calls.
00:11:49Get it.
00:11:50Yeah, Peg.
00:11:51Uh-huh.
00:11:53No, it's okay.
00:11:55No, he's right here with me now.
00:11:57I beg.
00:11:58Yeah, we just closed the deal.
00:12:00Uh-huh.
00:12:01Oh, he's a slam dunk, too.
00:12:03Yeah, I got him for 45.
00:12:10No, he's right here.
00:12:14What do you mean he missed the plane?
00:12:19Then who the hell am I talking to?
00:12:24Oh, Lord.
00:12:27I'll, uh...
00:12:28I'll get back to you.
00:12:31I know a great little Italian place
00:12:33that has the best pasta primatones in the world.
00:12:36Excuse me, my heart, will you, please?
00:12:38Lovely wife you have.
00:12:39Dodge, James?
00:12:42Mm-hmm.
00:12:45James, I'm afraid we have a little misunderstanding here.
00:12:48You see, I-I thought you came in
00:12:50for the, uh, operations manager's job.
00:12:54I have you down here as, uh, night cleanup boy.
00:13:00Well, I'm a little overpaid for night cleanup, boy,
00:13:03wouldn't you say, CD?
00:13:06The truth is, James, I can offer you, uh, $4.44 per hour.
00:13:14Uh, $4, $4, $4.44.
00:13:17$4.44.
00:13:19What about the benefits?
00:13:21Two 15-minute breaks and a half hour for lunch.
00:13:25And the title is, uh, night cleanup boy?
00:13:29Yes.
00:13:33I'll take it.
00:13:35Oh, and, uh, lose the curl.
00:13:39Welcome to the Target team.
00:13:42So the parrot says,
00:13:44of course I can talk.
00:13:45Can you fly?
00:13:50I don't want any damn Japanese automobile plant in this town.
00:13:57It means jobs.
00:14:00I don't need jobs.
00:14:02Your governor's trying to use my town as a political chip.
00:14:05Gentlemen, I resent that.
00:14:06Well, there could be some specific benefits for you personally.
00:14:15Josie!
00:14:19Yeah?
00:14:20Come here.
00:14:21I want you to meet these gentlemen from the governor's office.
00:14:25Come on in here, honey.
00:14:44Honey, I want you to meet, uh, Bill, uh...
00:14:46Bob, uh, Bob, uh, Bob Bozenbeck.
00:14:53Bob.
00:14:56Bob.
00:15:10Dave.
00:15:15I'm pleasure, Dave.
00:15:17Right.
00:15:19Dave Hockner.
00:15:22I don't want to interrupt your meeting.
00:15:25Very nice to meet both of you.
00:15:27Bye.
00:15:29Bye.
00:15:36Josie?
00:15:39Josie!
00:15:48You pull another stunt like you did today,
00:15:51I'll beat the living daylights out of you.
00:16:15All right.
00:16:20I don't know if I can pull him.
00:16:22Oh, really?
00:16:24Out of sight!
00:16:45Right on, Tommy.
00:16:50Everything's going as planned.
00:16:53You ordered a limousine?
00:16:56Of course.
00:16:59My first day of work, I was going to look if my dad drives me.
00:17:03I'll treat myself for getting the job.
00:17:05It's only 50 bucks.
00:17:10Right on time, Henry.
00:17:12Yes, sir.
00:17:13Henry, this is, uh, very well, Henry.
00:17:16Yeah.
00:17:19Now!
00:17:28Hey, Jim!
00:17:29Where are you going?
00:17:31Hello, boys.
00:17:34I'm going to Paris on an F-14.
00:17:36Got a little peace meeting with the vice president of Bulgaria.
00:17:40Business, you know?
00:17:41Then I'm going to Venice for a big spaghetti dinner with the princess of Austria.
00:17:45Beautiful lady.
00:17:46Really big bones.
00:17:48Remember to brush your teeth, Melvin!
00:17:50You too, Sydney!
00:17:53Happy house!
00:17:55Jim is so cool.
00:18:01Now, listen to the beat, a beat of the song, song.
00:18:03I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:06Listen to the beat, beat of the song.
00:18:08I'm buzzing in my head, my head like a bomb dong.
00:18:11To the subject to the book, it's like one big flop.
00:18:13It's all about the soul, one high big clock.
00:18:15I see my song, and I'm a racket.
00:18:17I'm burning up with a put-ass fever.
00:18:19The beat, beat, beat of the song, song.
00:18:21I'm buzzing in my head, head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:24Listen to the beat, beat, beat of the song.
00:18:26I'm buzzing in my head, head like a bomb dong.
00:18:40Listen to the beat, beat of the song, song.
00:18:42I'm buzzing in my head, my head like a bomb dong.
00:18:44Listen to the beat, a beat of the song, song.
00:18:46I'm buzzing in my head, my head like a bomb dong.
00:18:48Who's standing alive with a kick on five
00:18:51To the kick on jack
00:18:52On the gabonet boogie
00:18:53What's the matter with me?
00:18:54What's the matter with me?
00:18:55I'm playing like I'm shaking under the coconut
00:18:57To the beat, beat, beat of a song song
00:18:59Buzzing in my head, head like a bong bong
00:19:01I'm listening to the beat, beat, beat of a song song
00:19:04You're buzzing in my head, head like a bong bong
00:19:06To the boogie like one big flop
00:19:08Don't know about the soul, one habit clock
00:19:10I sing my song and I'm a rocker
00:19:13Burning up with a blue ice cream
00:19:15To the beat, beat, beat of a song song
00:19:17I'm gonna punch it in my head
00:19:18Head like a bong bong bong
00:19:19Now we're standing alive
00:19:20With a kick on five
00:19:22Kick on five
00:19:23On the japan boogie
00:19:24Just standing alive
00:19:25Bobby
00:19:27You've got a loose towel here
00:19:29First thing in the morning
00:19:29I want you to take some epoxy cement
00:19:31And take care of this
00:19:31I don't need a lawsuit, okay?
00:19:34I've got enough to worry about
00:19:38Who is he?
00:19:39Attention shoppers
00:19:40The store will be closing in five minutes
00:19:43Please bring all your purchases to the front
00:19:45Thank you
00:19:46I'm listening in my head, head like a bong bong
00:19:48Listen to the beat, beat of a song
00:19:50I'm listening in my head, my head like a bong bong
00:19:53To the boogie like one big flop
00:19:55But don't know about the soul, one habit clock
00:19:57I sing my song and I'm a rocker
00:19:59I'm burning up with a blue ice cream
00:20:05Listen to the beat
00:20:25Are you a slacker?
00:20:28Uh, no, Presbyterian
00:20:31What did you say?
00:20:32What did you say?
00:20:33Now I'm asking you a simple question
00:20:35Are you lazy?
00:20:36No, sir
00:20:37Because the last guy that wore that uniform
00:20:39Was a lazy slacker
00:20:40And I fired his no good butt
00:20:43Uh, about the uniform
00:20:46Will I be getting my own?
00:20:48You work out, which I doubt
00:20:50You can have yourself a new name patch
00:20:57Would I be able to have it laundered?
00:20:59It smells a little bit like Darnell
00:21:01I don't think you know who you're messing with, boy
00:21:04All right, after you clean the ladies and the men's crappers
00:21:07And I'm talking about
00:21:07You better be able to eat off those bowls
00:21:09Oh, sure
00:21:09You clean my coffee maker
00:21:11Then you wax my desk
00:21:12Uh, now, clean what?
00:21:14You clean my coffee maker
00:21:16And wax my desk
00:21:17Oh, yes, I got it
00:21:18You, uh, sweep the aisles
00:21:19Starting with health and beauty
00:21:20And you work your way over to juniors and misses
00:21:22Ups and downs
00:21:23Leaving you debris in the cross aisles
00:21:25So I start with health and beauty and
00:21:27What did I just say?
00:21:28I just said you start with health and beauty, okay?
00:21:30Then you do your cross aisles
00:21:31That'll bring your dustbin into play
00:21:33You take the debris
00:21:34You load it into the dustbin
00:21:36You take the dustbin
00:21:37Out to the load and docked area
00:21:38And you empty it into the receptacle
00:21:40Huh? You got that?
00:21:41Yeah
00:21:42Easy as pie, huh?
00:21:44Now, I was in blood for a brief period of Del Taco
00:21:45I really don't care about your Del Taco experiences, boy
00:21:48All right, now, we got this little problem
00:21:50In this store with grazers
00:21:51You know what a grazer is, boy?
00:21:52Uh, is that some sort of farm truck?
00:21:55A grazer is a customer
00:21:56Or an employee that eats off the shelves, okay?
00:21:59Sort of similar to a cow
00:22:00Grazing in a field of grass
00:22:01Only this isn't a field of grass, okay?
00:22:03And you're not a cow
00:22:03There's no eating
00:22:04You're not being paid to eat, so don't
00:22:06You got any questions?
00:22:08Uh, not right offhand, no
00:22:09You think you can handle it?
00:22:10Oh, I'll give it the old college try
00:22:12Don't touch me!
00:22:16Well, despite our age difference
00:22:17I think I'm really gonna enjoy working with you
00:22:19Let's get something straight, boy
00:22:20You ain't working with me
00:22:21You're working for me
00:22:22Well, still
00:22:23I think it's gonna be fun being around you
00:22:25Yeah, well, I'm gonna be anywhere near you
00:22:27I'm gonna be home pumping the pasties
00:22:29At, uh, Colleen Jackson
00:22:30You're not gonna be here?
00:22:31Hell no
00:22:34I'm gonna be here by myself?
00:22:38Yeah, that's right
00:22:39And you better stay out of the ladies' undergoods
00:22:43Wait a minute
00:22:44Nobody told me that I would be here alone
00:22:46What are you doing?
00:22:48Saving money
00:22:49Wait a minute
00:22:50You're turning off the lights?
00:22:51In 25 seconds, you got light in every third aisle
00:22:53When the sun comes up, you turn off all the lights
00:22:56Don't you understand?
00:22:57No, no, I don't understand
00:22:58Just hold on a second
00:23:00I'm locking you in
00:23:02When I come back at 7, open up
00:23:04I'll let you out
00:23:07You're locking me in?
00:23:09What, you take me for a fool?
00:23:11Nobody gets a set of keys on their first night
00:23:13Nobody!
00:23:15Now get to work!
00:23:17What if there's a fire?
00:23:18Then the fire department'll come
00:23:20I could perish
00:23:22Boo
00:23:23You can't do this
00:23:24A locked inn, a loan, in the dark
00:23:26What was that a part of my employment agreement?
00:23:50No, no, no, no, no
00:24:18You got to wash with the crocodile in the river
00:24:22You got to swim with the sharks in the sea
00:24:27You got to live with the crook and the politician
00:24:31Trust those things that you can never see
00:24:34Ah yeah, yeah, this is fun
00:24:37Ah yeah, yeah
00:24:38Ah yeah, yeah, this is fun
00:24:41Ah yeah, yeah, fun
00:24:51It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:24:55Every day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:03It's a cool, crazy, beautiful world
00:25:08One day you wake up, I hope it's a blue, blue sky
00:25:15It's a blue, blue sky
00:25:469.17
00:25:49Time for a break
00:26:17Hello
00:26:21Anybody out there?
00:26:23When I accepted the post of President Gran Puba of Target
00:26:31Realizing that I have brought
00:26:35Meaningfulness and peace and happiness into the lives of thousands of people
00:26:40Jim Dodge from Monroe
00:26:42Top moneymaker on the tour
00:26:44His father's here today, Bud Dodge
00:26:46And Sister Penny, the sad, sad story
00:26:49Was just admitted to University Hospital
00:26:52While trying to pop a zit, her head mysteriously exploded
00:27:21Dad, hi
00:27:22Jim, do you know what time it is?
00:27:24You know, I started to think about Christmas
00:27:27Like gifts
00:27:28Because, you know, I'm in a store, a big store
00:27:30And I'm starting to get a lot of gift ideas
00:27:31Hi
00:27:33Mom
00:27:33Hi
00:27:34How's it going?
00:27:36Well, I finished all my janitor stuff
00:27:38I've finished most of it
00:27:39I've got to save some stuff for later
00:27:41But it's easy
00:27:42Um, honey
00:27:44It's a little late
00:27:46Yeah, it is kind of late
00:27:48Well, sleep tight
00:27:50See you in the morning
00:27:52Love you too
00:28:00Mr. James Dodge
00:28:01Mr. James Dodge
00:28:01Mr. James Dodge
00:28:57I can't be happy as a night clean-up boy
00:29:03Sweetheart
00:29:05He wants us to call him a janitor
00:29:10Maybe I should have
00:29:12Spend less time harping
00:29:13And more time helping
00:29:15Harping on helping what?
00:29:19Harping on him to leave
00:29:20And helping him become
00:29:21A good, mature, productive person he could be
00:29:49Yeah
00:29:53O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
00:30:22W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!
00:30:56Are you all right?
00:31:00Yes, I'm fine, thanks.
00:31:02And you?
00:31:04What are you doing here?
00:31:07I work here.
00:31:10Have a good one, Oscar Don.
00:31:12Okay, Carl. Keep in touch.
00:31:14Let me know if you hear anything.
00:31:16What do you think?
00:31:19Well, since she didn't leave on the bus...
00:31:21Well, apparently she isn't here. Let's go look for her someplace else.
00:31:25She wouldn't be dumb enough to thumb, would she?
00:31:28Does she have any friends that she might have run off with?
00:31:33Boyfriend.
00:31:33Would you just get in the car so we can go look for the girl, please?
00:31:37I'm tired. I had to get out of the bed. I haven't had any coffee. I don't feel good.
00:31:42My daughter, I don't know where the hell she is.
00:31:43You're standing by the car there, sounding like some goddamn preacher or something.
00:31:47Come on, get in the car.
00:31:50Prick.
00:31:56Are you sure you didn't hurt yourself?
00:31:58Oh, no.
00:32:00Are you kidding?
00:32:01No, I'm fine.
00:32:03Can I ask what you were doing?
00:32:05Uh, oh, I was roller skating.
00:32:08I know, but why?
00:32:10Well, why not?
00:32:11Got bored.
00:32:14One thing led to another, and I'm roller skating in my shorts.
00:32:18Better question would be, what are you doing here?
00:32:22Shopping.
00:32:23Uh, well, we've been closed for five hours.
00:32:26Yeah, I fell asleep.
00:32:28While shopping?
00:32:29No, in the ladies' dressing room.
00:32:31That makes no sense.
00:32:33You're a high-profile young ingenue.
00:32:34I was debating.
00:32:36What?
00:32:37Whether or not to get arrested for shoplifting.
00:32:40Doesn't your father own, like, ten million dollars worth of real estate in this town?
00:32:43Well, it's not my fault.
00:32:45No, no, I didn't imply such.
00:32:47It just seems funny that someone of your, uh...
00:32:50Wealth?
00:32:51If you will, would be shoplifting.
00:32:53I didn't do it.
00:32:54I chickened out.
00:32:57Would consider shoplifting.
00:32:59It's a long, dull, self-indulgent, highly unromantic story about an overbearing father,
00:33:06deceased mother and brother, and a completely confused girl.
00:33:10Looks a little like me.
00:33:15I'm going to go.
00:33:21Eh?
00:33:23Eh?
00:33:24Eh?
00:33:30Eh?
00:33:32Eh?
00:33:33Eh?
00:33:34Eh?
00:33:39Eh?
00:33:41Eh?
00:33:49I sure am glad you dropped by.
00:33:51I mean, I was getting pretty tired of being with myself.
00:33:58I guess, uh, I guess I'm what you call a people person.
00:34:05What are you cooking?
00:34:06Uh, hobo chicken.
00:34:07It's a glazed chicken in wine sauce with vegetables and skin on potatoes.
00:34:13Silverware, silverware.
00:34:18It's only 210 calories.
00:34:20And I don't know if you're watching your figure, but I sure am.
00:34:25If you could just grab a serving spoon over there, I think we'll be set.
00:34:35Keep your distance from these things.
00:34:36I think it's safe to keep five feet.
00:34:43I think they're about done.
00:34:48Well, Donningham's right this way.
00:34:53Mmm.
00:34:55Mmm.
00:34:56Well, I think my father poured the cement for your pool.
00:35:02He's a cement contractor.
00:35:05Good man.
00:35:07Bud Dodge.
00:35:08My mother works at the Hanukkahs over Christmas, part-time.
00:35:11My sister is a teller at the bank.
00:35:13My brother's in grade school.
00:35:14He's not employed at the moment.
00:35:16I used to work at the animal shelter, but I was terminated.
00:35:20And, uh, now I'm working here.
00:35:25Do you always talk this much?
00:35:29Yeah, I guess I do.
00:35:31I like, I like talking to people.
00:35:34Oh.
00:35:35I was thinking maybe you should go into sales.
00:35:38I've actually tried that.
00:35:46Some, uh, fresh brown pepper?
00:35:49Please.
00:35:53Some people don't like a lot of pepper.
00:35:55Say one.
00:35:55That's fine.
00:35:56Okay.
00:35:56Um, I happen to really like it a lot.
00:35:59I think it enhances the natural flavor of the chicken.
00:36:06I hope you don't take this the wrong way.
00:36:10I've had dreams about you.
00:36:12You've had dreams about me?
00:36:16Well, not recently.
00:36:17I've had dreams about you in the past.
00:36:20I've had dreams about an entire cheerleading squad, so don't get me wrong.
00:36:24I mean, it's kid stuff, you know?
00:36:25How about you?
00:36:27Do I dream?
00:36:27Hmm.
00:36:30That's about all I do.
00:36:46Raising a kid's hard work.
00:36:48You got any kids?
00:36:50No, sir.
00:36:51No, sir.
00:36:51And from listening to you talk and from observing this, I...
00:36:54I'm kind of grateful that old Emily turned up infertile.
00:37:15Shouldn't you be cleaning up the store?
00:37:18I got plenty of time.
00:37:20Big store.
00:37:22Huge.
00:37:24Always smoke cigars?
00:37:27I enjoy a good one after a fine meal.
00:37:30Settles the stomach.
00:37:33You're the town liar, right?
00:37:40What?
00:37:41I'm sorry.
00:37:42That...
00:37:42That really came out wrong.
00:37:45I don't see how something like that could come up, right?
00:37:47I guess I meant that that's what people call you, but I'd mean to imply that it's actually true.
00:37:49Are people actually calling me that?
00:37:51I thought you knew.
00:37:52No, what?
00:37:53That I was a town liar?
00:37:54You didn't?
00:37:55No, I'm not.
00:37:56I think you might have the wrong information.
00:37:58I didn't mean to offend you.
00:38:00Do you think that was a compliment?
00:38:02No.
00:38:03No, and I apologize.
00:38:04You know, I just...
00:38:05I can't repeat things like that.
00:38:07Don't think about it.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I mean, as I said, I think you've gotten the wrong information.
00:38:12But if people are calling me that, it's only because they're small, cheap, petty, and jealous.
00:38:16Small towns are notorious for that kind of thing.
00:38:19Oh, yeah.
00:38:19I'm sure there's a word for me.
00:38:21Sure.
00:38:22What do they call me?
00:38:23Just tease.
00:38:24Tease?
00:38:27Yeah, I can see that.
00:38:31Actually, I never teased.
00:38:34This is...
00:38:34It's becoming amusing.
00:38:36Who exactly calls me a liar?
00:38:39Everybody.
00:38:40Everybody.
00:38:41No, not everybody.
00:38:41I'm sure there's some old people in town.
00:38:44Right.
00:38:51What do you think?
00:38:53What do I think?
00:38:56Do you think I'm a liar?
00:38:58Well, I don't know you well enough.
00:39:02You've known me for almost 17 years.
00:39:04We went to the same schools from kindergarten on up.
00:39:06I knew of you, but I didn't know you personally.
00:39:10That's always bothered me.
00:39:12I mean, that old in-out-us-them thing.
00:39:16It's the way it's always been.
00:39:17I know.
00:39:18It's always bothered me, I'll tell you.
00:39:19I'm sure.
00:39:20But it's water over the dam now.
00:39:22Yeah, but it's your dam and my water.
00:39:24I got crapped on a lot of years.
00:39:26I just meant that it's in the past.
00:39:28Well, the president is a result of the past.
00:39:31I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years.
00:39:37Actually, what I'm reminded of is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass
00:39:41by some big football player with arms like telephone poles.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:44And where are those guys now?
00:39:47I know they're not working nights at Target, I'll tell you that.
00:39:52Yeah.
00:39:53You know, I look at my yearbook, and I see four fabulous years that are going to be the highlight
00:40:03of my life.
00:40:04Here's what it's like.
00:40:06First, you feel a hand going down the back of your pants, and tighten around the elastic waistband, and then
00:40:12you're...
00:40:12Highlight.
00:40:12You know, sometimes I'd actually see stars.
00:40:14It's not going to get any better.
00:40:16And if I was particularly unlucky, my shorts would, like, rip completely free, and I would get this really drastic
00:40:22fabric...
00:40:23Do you hear me?
00:40:27Yeah.
00:40:31I don't really care about a graphic description of a childhood prank.
00:40:35Hey, that prank was a motif in my life.
00:40:41You know, I'm locked in this store here because I didn't have the guts to steal a skirt so that
00:40:49I could get arrested and embarrass my father in this stupid, desperate, childish, pathetic attempt to leave home.
00:40:57When you have your underwear yanked up your ass, I have my entire life yanked up my ass.
00:41:03Well, you were speaking figuratively. I was speaking literally.
00:41:06And you're happy. You know, you're happy.
00:41:10I'm not happy.
00:41:12I'm working nights.
00:41:14Everybody thinks I'm a liar.
00:41:16My whole family's laughing at me.
00:41:18Reverend Harwell gave me the finger last week.
00:41:20Okay, okay, you're not happy, but at least you have some control over your life.
00:41:23So do you.
00:41:23My father controls my life.
00:41:25You're over 18.
00:41:26You tell him to drop dead and get on a plane.
00:41:29So can you.
00:41:30I don't want to.
00:41:33I like living at home.
00:41:35No, you don't.
00:41:37What am I, a garden snail?
00:41:40An involuntary muscle in a janitor suit?
00:41:42I know what I want to do.
00:41:45What could you possibly like about living at home at your age?
00:41:49The meals are great.
00:41:52There's cable.
00:41:55The accommodations are, I mean, excellent.
00:41:57Five star.
00:41:58What do you care if I'm living at home or not?
00:42:01Hey, I didn't come here to irritate you.
00:42:04Well, you're beginning to.
00:42:09Great.
00:42:10It's really great.
00:42:12I gotta stop saying those kinds of things, really.
00:42:15Those freaking kids.
00:42:16I knew I couldn't trust them.
00:42:17Town liar.
00:42:19Nice wreck.
00:42:20Nice wreck.
00:42:21I bet it was Gregory, that little weasel.
00:42:22Top secret.
00:42:23Top secret, I tell.
00:42:24And they still shoot off their mouths.
00:42:26If I had really been a French spy,
00:42:28those little tots would have gotten me killed.
00:42:31Piano wire wrapped around my neck.
00:42:33My testicles shoved down my throat.
00:42:34Piece of dynamite stuck up my ass.
00:42:42She's so beautiful.
00:42:45And I'm the town liar.
00:42:47Gucciook razor.
00:43:02Bye.
00:43:03Bye.نا
00:43:16прир
00:43:17On a summer day
00:43:22You're only here once but that's alright
00:43:29Because it's just so good to be alive
00:43:37Take away your troubles, take away your troubles
00:43:41Nothing on my mind except my new love
00:43:49Nothing on my mind except my new love
00:43:57Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:01Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
00:44:33Jim, there's no reason to lie right now.
00:44:36There's no one to impress.
00:44:38Anyway, I'm not impressed by a man telling me he likes living at home.
00:44:42Excuse me.
00:44:44I'm not lying.
00:44:45And I'm not trying to impress you.
00:44:47So if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
00:44:49I have to clean dead flies out of the lighting fixtures.
00:44:52Okay, okay.
00:44:53My error, I apologize.
00:44:55It's just that I can't imagine a man giving up his independence, his right to mate, to have a family.
00:45:05To have children, to build a life for himself, for good cooking.
00:45:10Hold on.
00:45:11I have not given up my right to mate.
00:45:14I have the right to mate any time I feel like mating.
00:45:20You go out with someone.
00:45:21You bring her home.
00:45:23You introduce her to mom, dad, sis, Billy, Woofie's dog.
00:45:31Cocktails in the rumpus room and then do it on the bunk bed.
00:45:35Oh, let's analyze that remark.
00:45:40I don't have a dog.
00:45:42My brother's not named Billy.
00:45:43And I don't even have a rumpus room.
00:45:46So I don't even...
00:45:47I don't even know what I mean.
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54I know what you mean.
00:45:57Spit on me.
00:45:57Make me feel lousy.
00:46:05Jim.
00:46:08You said something that wasn't true.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13No, I said that I can have sex when I want to, and I do.
00:46:19I do.
00:46:20However, I was looking forward to a nice, quiet evening of janitoring.
00:46:26I don't think you see what I'm getting at.
00:46:29I see what you're getting at.
00:46:31I'm a lying monk with an oedipus complex and an appetite for home cooking.
00:46:34Don't forget, you're the indecisive shopper.
00:46:36Yes, exactly.
00:46:38I would do anything to be in your shoes.
00:46:41These are Darnell's shoes.
00:46:43You know what?
00:46:44You have freedom, and you're not using it.
00:46:47It makes me sad.
00:46:49Well, you have the collective wealth of the entire town,
00:46:52and you're trying to get yourself arrested.
00:46:53Now, that makes me sad.
00:46:54It makes me sad, too.
00:46:57That's pretty stupid.
00:46:58It's very stupid.
00:47:00Are you serious?
00:47:03I mean, you haven't been drinking this in the bottle talking?
00:47:07No.
00:47:09Well, then why don't you just talk to the guy?
00:47:14For the same reason that you can't leave home,
00:47:17I can't tell my father to go to hell.
00:47:21Why not?
00:47:26Because I don't want to be alone.
00:47:56Mr. McLaughlin?
00:47:59Do you ever have any family problems, you and your daughter?
00:48:03What the hell do you think this is?
00:48:07You got a point.
00:48:14Would you go with me somewhere?
00:48:19Where?
00:48:20Florida.
00:48:21Wyoming.
00:48:22Spain.
00:48:23It doesn't really matter, just away somewhere.
00:48:27I'd love to.
00:48:29I just can't afford to be capricious and carefree like yourself.
00:48:34I got to set my sights on something and really go for it.
00:48:39My janitor?
00:48:41It's a beginning.
00:48:43I'm looking at...
00:48:43It's an end.
00:48:48Maybe if you had, like, a destination in mind.
00:48:50You know, that would make all the difference in the world.
00:48:53Why?
00:48:55Well, I'm just not built to aimlessly roam the world.
00:49:00I'm too conservative for that.
00:49:05Well, I was thinking about Los Angeles.
00:49:08Mm-hmm.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:09Mm-hmm.
00:49:11What for?
00:49:12Live.
00:49:13Work.
00:49:15At what?
00:49:16Whatever.
00:49:18And what about your father?
00:49:21When I don't die, he'll realize that I can make it on my own.
00:49:27If I do, I'll have the satisfaction of knowing that I can't.
00:49:31If I run and he brings me back, or if I go back on my own, either way, he's just
00:49:35going to beat the shit out of me, so it doesn't really make a difference.
00:49:38What?
00:49:39Literally?
00:49:43Yeah.
00:49:45It's sad.
00:49:47Yeah, it's sad.
00:49:49Until he throws you across the room, it's sad.
00:49:52I'm just afraid to live with him.
00:49:54I'm afraid to live with him.
00:49:55You know, you didn't come to work to hear this stuff.
00:49:57I'm really sorry.
00:49:59It looks okay.
00:49:59I just gotta clean this up.
00:50:10I'm just surprised.
00:50:11You know, I thought everything was okay.
00:50:13You know, I figured you got a nice car, you got a nice house, you got some money, everything's okay.
00:50:18You know, it should be, but it's not.
00:50:21It's twisted and it's distorted and it can't be changed and it cannot be saved.
00:50:33I'll go with you.
00:50:40Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:46We have to get a car.
00:50:49Let's get through the night first.
00:50:51I have money.
00:50:52How much?
00:50:54$52,000.
00:50:58On you?
00:51:01In my purse.
00:51:16$52,000.
00:51:17Wow.
00:51:19I've never seen so much money in my life.
00:51:22That's more than my house costs.
00:51:26Jim, now that I'm spending the night, how can I pay you back for being so cold?
00:51:32Do you in high school?
00:51:36Do you need an answer right away?
00:51:38No.
00:51:41Sometime before the sun comes up.
00:51:46Well, uh, you're probably not going to remember this, but, uh, there was a homecoming dance our sophomore year.
00:51:56Mm-hmm.
00:51:57Do you remember Mrs. Noble?
00:51:59Large, hairy gym teacher.
00:52:02Suspiciously cumbersome groin bulge.
00:52:04I had her for two years.
00:52:06Well, she made everybody switch partners because all the fat girls were dancing together and all the doinks, myself included,
00:52:11were standing against the wall blowing spit bubbles.
00:52:13Right.
00:52:13Well, for, uh, three quarters of one verse of a slow song, we-we danced together.
00:52:24You reeked of stridex?
00:52:26Oh, no, that-that was Larry Fry.
00:52:30I'm sorry.
00:52:32I-I don't remember.
00:52:34No.
00:52:36You-you got your hair caught in my braces?
00:52:38I don't remember.
00:52:39Well, it's not-it's not important.
00:52:41Um, I had-I had-well, I-I just always dreamed of finishing that dance.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:57Oh, no, don't-don't-don't feel you have to answer right away.
00:53:00I mean, it's just this small portion of my life that's incomplete.
00:53:04I thought you were gonna say something different.
00:53:14Well, first things first.
00:53:33When things go wrong
00:53:38As they sometimes will
00:53:41When the road you're trotting seems all uphill
00:53:49When the funds are low
00:53:55And the debts are high
00:53:58And you wanna smile
00:54:00But you have your side
00:54:06When care
00:54:09Is pressing you down a bit
00:54:13Rest if you must
00:54:20But don't you quit
00:54:25Oh, no
00:54:29Don't you quit
00:54:33Oh, no
00:54:51But you never can tell
00:54:55How close you are
00:54:59It may be near
00:55:01When it seems so far
00:55:06Ooh
00:55:21Your ticklish there?
00:55:47Ow
00:55:49Ow
00:55:54Oh, my God.
00:56:22Officer Don, you scared the crap out of me. I thought it was the custodian.
00:56:28Jim, what are you doing in there?
00:56:30I work here now.
00:56:37You want to let me in?
00:56:39I'd love to let you in. I don't have the keys. I'm locked in here till 7 a.m.
00:56:45What's going on?
00:56:46Have you seen Josie McClellan?
00:56:50Of course.
00:56:53Dark hair, green eyes, beautiful. Oh, yeah, of course.
00:56:58You've seen her recently.
00:57:00Oh, matter of fact, I just saw her yesterday, yeah. We had a cup of java together.
00:57:07She come into the store?
00:57:09Oh, I don't know. I only work nights. Why?
00:57:14Well, she's missing.
00:57:16Now, I was looking around this side of town for her, and I come past, and I seen that the
00:57:22outside signs on.
00:57:24The outside sign's never on.
00:57:26Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:57:28Did you try the library? Because, you know, maybe she fell asleep reading.
00:57:33No, she's probably just screwing somebody the old man don't approve of.
00:57:44Would you know that if the custodian comes by to check up on people?
00:57:50Oh, no, I wouldn't think he'd do that, Jimmy.
00:57:54I feel pretty good now.
00:58:05I'm sorry, sir. I had to practice a little therapy.
00:58:10Boy's in his own world.
00:58:18I can't believe you left me
00:58:21Don't know that you've upset me
00:58:22You just want to forget me
00:58:24Why don't you come and get me
00:58:26And boy, I really miss you
00:58:28And all I wanna do is hit you
00:58:30I'm used up all my tissues
00:58:31Cause it's more serious, I'm issues
00:58:33I don't even know who's facing
00:58:35You were playing and you were teasing
00:58:37Didn't tell me you were leaving
00:58:39Those good looks are
00:58:41Where are you, baby?
00:58:43We used to have so much fun
00:58:45You drive me crazy
00:58:47Somebody tell me where it's going
00:58:49Where are you, baby?
00:58:50We used to have so much fun
00:58:52You drive me crazy
00:58:55If you've been through the window
00:58:57This is too much for me to handle
00:58:59Already caused a scandal
00:59:01A disturbance like a banter
00:59:03I've lost track of all time
00:59:04Cause you're always on my mind
00:59:06And you're just like suffocato
00:59:08So make me cry
00:59:09Oh, why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, why?
00:59:11Let's disappear
00:59:11This feeling is really clear
00:59:13Your breath is in your tears
00:59:15Can you feel without you tears?
00:59:18Where are you, baby?
00:59:20We used to have so much fun
00:59:22You drive me crazy
00:59:23Somebody tell me where it's going
00:59:25Where are you, baby?
00:59:27We used to have so much fun
00:59:29You drive me crazy
00:59:54Where are you, baby?
00:59:56We used to have so much fun
00:59:58What?
01:00:04Oh, my God
01:00:06Oh, my God
01:00:07Oh, my God
01:00:21Oh, my God
01:00:22Oh, my God
01:00:45Why don't we get underneath the bench?
01:00:50Do you want to get on top?
01:01:00You check the office, I'll scope the dressing room
01:01:02Great
01:01:12You're on top
01:01:16Did you want to be on top?
01:01:18Oh no
01:01:19No, no, I'm just fine right where I am
01:01:22Sure
01:01:28Yeah
01:01:29Yeah
01:01:30Oh no
01:01:30Oh no
01:01:44Oh no
01:01:45Oh no
01:01:46Oh no
01:01:47Oh yeah
01:02:02I think he went to the back.
01:02:16Even!
01:02:21Nice.
01:02:24Excellent.
01:02:25Hey, you got a tattoo?
01:02:31No, sir.
01:02:32Hey, not you, asshole!
01:02:34I'm a missing person.
01:02:36The whole town is looking for me.
01:02:38What, are you hiding now?
01:02:40Yes.
01:02:41And I would appreciate it if you would let us sit up.
01:02:44What about the tattoo?
01:02:46I don't have one.
01:02:49You owe me a buck.
01:02:50I actually clipped a two-nine bird that went off to yesterday at Burger King.
01:02:53Yeah, well, I was going to get the rubber.
01:02:55Excuse me.
01:02:57Are you planning to shoot us in the back of the head?
01:03:00We haven't decided yet, have we?
01:03:04Who are you?
01:03:07Uh, you don't want to know.
01:03:08They wouldn't have asked you if you didn't want to know, butthead.
01:03:11He's a little crazy.
01:03:12He's my brother.
01:03:13He's not quite right.
01:03:14That's not true.
01:03:15She doesn't even know me.
01:03:17Somebody better start talking straight.
01:03:19This is the truth.
01:03:20Okay.
01:03:24You want to know?
01:03:27Mm-hmm.
01:03:28Okay, good.
01:03:29Uh, but, uh, come on over here.
01:03:35What?
01:03:36Come on over.
01:03:37Come on over here.
01:03:39Over here.
01:03:57Come on down here.
01:04:02That's right.
01:04:03Down here.
01:04:03Down here.
01:04:04Mm-hmm.
01:04:07Okay.
01:04:09You dumb sons of bitches.
01:04:13Do you realize that you have just walked straight into a $60 million drug transaction?
01:04:22So, you're running this multi-zillion dollar drug transaction by yourself?
01:04:27Little target boy.
01:04:29No.
01:04:31No, I'm not doing it by myself.
01:04:34I'm not.
01:04:35No.
01:04:36As a matter of fact, in about ten minutes, this place is going to be alive with the meanest,
01:04:45ugliest, most impatient animals you guys have ever seen.
01:04:48So, I'll tell you what, I'll give you five minutes to take whatever you want in the whole store, anything
01:04:53you want, and just go.
01:04:54I won't tell.
01:04:55Just go.
01:04:56Just take your guns and go.
01:04:57Scoot.
01:04:57Okay, then.
01:04:59Who's the girl?
01:05:02I'm his host.
01:05:03Yes.
01:05:04Yes.
01:05:05Yes.
01:05:06Yes.
01:05:06Is that true?
01:05:08Hmm?
01:05:09Yes.
01:05:10Yes, it's true.
01:05:13And, um...
01:05:16If the deal doesn't go down, she becomes pig-deed.
01:05:21Bullshit.
01:05:22Oh, really?
01:05:26We'll blow her away.
01:05:28Come on, that's bullshit.
01:05:29Oh, shit.
01:05:31Okay.
01:05:34Then give me your guns, and I'll do it for you.
01:05:39It's bullshit, right?
01:05:42We'll see.
01:05:46Roll over.
01:05:47Yeah.
01:05:47Yeah, come on, you heard it.
01:05:48What?
01:05:49Roll over.
01:05:50That's right, you too, honey.
01:05:51You heard me.
01:05:51Roll over.
01:05:52Come on, do it.
01:05:53Come on, come on, come on.
01:05:54Roll, roll.
01:05:56Very good.
01:05:57Hmm.
01:05:57Hmm.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:00Um.
01:06:02Give me the guns.
01:06:05No way, man.
01:06:06Uh-uh.
01:06:06Oh, fine.
01:06:07Fine.
01:06:08You do it.
01:06:09I don't need her anymore anyway.
01:06:12I only need her to get the customs.
01:06:14I don't like this.
01:06:15This sucks.
01:06:16It's not worth it.
01:06:17Come on, we don't have much time.
01:06:18Do it.
01:06:19All right.
01:06:23It's nothing personal.
01:06:25Jim!
01:06:26It's too late.
01:06:26I'm here.
01:06:27It's too late.
01:06:28Come on, they're here.
01:06:29It's too late.
01:06:29It's too late.
01:06:30They're here.
01:06:30Now, men, hold your fire.
01:06:32Hold your fire.
01:06:33Hold your fire.
01:06:34Head and housewares.
01:06:34Hold your fire.
01:06:35Talented exporting goods.
01:06:36Hold your fire.
01:06:37Men, hold your fire.
01:06:38The infrared scopes trained on your head.
01:06:40We didn't want this.
01:06:41We didn't want this.
01:06:42The girl you want, not us.
01:06:44Just relax.
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:44Now, we got a WD-40.
01:06:46That's right.
01:06:46A full-scale PMS.
01:06:47Okay.
01:06:47Okay.
01:06:48Everybody, just relax.
01:06:49Now.
01:06:50Now.
01:06:50Okay.
01:06:50Everybody.
01:06:51Everybody, just relax.
01:06:52Okay.
01:06:52The whole place is going to blow.
01:06:53Now, everybody, just relax.
01:06:55Now.
01:06:55Put down your guns.
01:06:56Put the guns down.
01:06:57Now, they're putting down the guns.
01:06:58They're putting...
01:06:58Are you putting them down?
01:06:59They're putting them down.
01:06:59Now, get down.
01:07:01Because lives are at stake here.
01:07:02Get down.
01:07:02Come.
01:07:02Let go.
01:07:03Let go.
01:07:04Get back.
01:07:05Get back.
01:07:06Get back.
01:07:07Get back.
01:07:07Spread them.
01:07:08Spread the legs.
01:07:09Okay.
01:07:09Now, down the dogs.
01:07:10You spread it.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:11Now, put the dogs down.
01:07:12Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Put the dogs down.
01:07:13Both of them.
01:07:14The dogs down.
01:07:15Down.
01:07:17That was great.
01:07:19I got a big surprise for you guys.
01:07:21And we have a bit of a surprise for you, too.
01:07:25Them guns aren't loaded.
01:07:37I got an idea.
01:07:39How about a truce?
01:07:41I'm full of shit.
01:07:42You're full of shit.
01:07:44I think everybody at one time in their life is full of shit.
01:07:47I'll throw in a couple of corn dogs and we'll all get to know each other.
01:07:50Let them know what goes on inside your heads.
01:07:53Okay.
01:07:53You had the big one and you had the...
01:07:55No.
01:07:56Sorry.
01:07:57I could have sworn you had the big one.
01:08:03I lied.
01:08:09These are the men that killed that guy in Salt Park.
01:08:13I'm fairly sure that we're going to die.
01:08:15I just want to tell you how disappointed I am that we're not going to get to go to California
01:08:18together.
01:08:19We're not dead yet.
01:08:22Pretty darn close.
01:08:23You know, if I can get them to take me with them, maybe I can get away and then come
01:08:28back for you.
01:08:29I mean, don't forget, we do need a car and they obviously have one.
01:08:35Just go along with whatever I do, okay?
01:08:37Okay.
01:08:50So what's the word on you two?
01:08:52Are you married?
01:08:55Obviously you're hack crooks if you can't pull off a discount store job.
01:09:01What were you planning to steal?
01:09:03A little hairspray?
01:09:09Sorry.
01:09:09Sorry.
01:09:14You got a job?
01:09:17No.
01:09:19Well, then don't knock ours.
01:09:21Crime isn't a job, it's a sickness.
01:09:28Whoops.
01:09:30Anyone have some change?
01:09:44You look like a lady in need of a quarter.
01:09:47I think I might need more than just a quarter.
01:09:49No.
01:09:52You know, you and I can make a lot of money.
01:09:56Hey, honey, me and Nestor, we're partners.
01:09:59Okay, we don't need a third.
01:10:01You don't know what you need, so why don't you just shut up?
01:10:07Hop on.
01:10:26Now, let's go now.
01:10:31You know what you are?
01:10:33Yeah.
01:10:33You are one good-looking ball of trouble.
01:10:39Good.
01:10:51Go.
01:10:57Go.
01:11:06Go.
01:11:07Go.
01:11:08Go.
01:11:18What do you think, for the car?
01:11:21No, no, no, the whole thing.
01:11:23We'll just lay it down in the back.
01:11:24We've got multi-site capabilities.
01:11:26Think of the sound.
01:11:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:55Let me just tell you.
01:11:56I'm not helping you load your car.
01:11:58Think again, boy.
01:12:00You're not going to take the stolen merchandise out of the store.
01:12:03No, no, I'm not going to let you.
01:12:05I'm not going to let you.
01:12:06It's stolen, all of it.
01:12:07Give me that. Give me that. No.
01:12:09It's mine. Give it to me.
01:12:11It's mine.
01:12:17Wait a minute.
01:12:22You're not going with them.
01:12:24Yeah.
01:12:26You'll be an accessory.
01:12:29So?
01:12:31So?
01:12:32You don't know anything about them.
01:12:34You certainly don't know anything about him.
01:12:35These are hardened criminals here.
01:12:37Oh, take a minute. That's enough, Gil.
01:12:43Don't waste your time. You could get a hernia.
01:12:45You know, if my foot could talk,
01:12:48it would say, may I please go up this geek's ass?
01:12:51Forget him.
01:12:51Come on.
01:12:51Forget him.
01:12:52All right, forget him.
01:12:53He's no use to us.
01:12:54After all, the guy's built like an oyster.
01:12:56Listen, little mister.
01:13:00If you're telling us, I'll kill you.
01:13:08Fine.
01:13:15Jim!
01:13:26Don't be an ass.
01:13:30Okay, Jimbo.
01:13:34Let's go.
01:13:36Shall we?
01:13:36Come on.
01:13:55All right.
01:14:07Come on, come on, come on.
01:14:08Come on.
01:14:20Come on.
01:14:21Oh, OK.
01:14:25OK.
01:14:27I got him.
01:14:28I got him.
01:14:29I got him.
01:14:29Let's go.
01:15:02Let's go.
01:15:29Let's go.
01:16:00How do I know?
01:16:03I spent a little time with the FBI's organized crime unit.
01:16:06I guess you could say that I'm intimately knowledgeable of the seedy and rancorous workings of the mob in the
01:16:10Midwest section of this country.
01:16:12Let me just say, I know a gangland slang when I see one, and that's exactly what this baby is.
01:16:19I look into myself personally, but, uh, get a date tonight.
01:16:31Attention, target shoppers.
01:16:38Let's go.
01:16:54Let's go.
01:17:00Let's go.
01:17:02Let's go.
01:17:13Let's go.
01:17:16Let's go.
01:17:21Let's go.
01:17:22Let's go.
01:17:28Let's go.
01:17:29Let's go.
01:17:34Let's go.
01:17:35Let's go.
01:17:36Let's go.
01:17:47Let's go.
01:17:50Let's go.
01:18:02Let's go.
01:18:07Let's go.
01:18:12Let's go.
01:18:17Let's go.
01:18:21Let's go.
01:18:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:19:21Ha, ha, ha!
01:19:24It's not because I'm really easy to please
01:19:27It's not the way you bring me down on my knees
01:19:30It's just a feeling but it keeps coming back
01:19:33It's a tiny little heart attack
01:19:40Got a big guitar looking dynamite
01:19:44Got a thunder to burn that I drive all night
01:19:47Got a shoe shine ball and working overtime
01:19:50Gotta grow up soon but never mind
01:19:54Got a big fat guy taking all the blame
01:19:57For the chairs I break when you call my name
01:20:01It's not because I'm really easy to please
01:20:04It's not the way you bring me down on my knees
01:20:08It's just a feeling but it keeps coming back
01:20:11It's a tiny little heart attack
01:20:13Just a tiny little heart attack
01:20:17Oh!
01:20:20Oh!
01:20:20Oh!
01:20:22Oh!
01:20:25Oh!
01:20:48Got a snake skin suit that I really like
01:20:52Looking like the devil on a Friday night
01:20:55Got a shark outside in the swimming pool
01:20:59But there won't be trouble if you're staying cool
01:21:02Got my mind made up that I'm leaving you
01:21:05But it won't be easy
01:21:07No, it won't be untrue
01:21:09Oh, oh, oh
01:21:39Got a snake skin suit that I really like
01:21:43Looking like the devil on a Friday night
01:21:46Got a shark outside in the swimming pool
01:21:50But there won't be trouble if you're staying cool
01:21:53Got my mind made up that I'm leaving you
01:21:56But it won't be easy, no, it won't be true
01:22:00I'll never make it through a Saturday night
01:22:03I'll never make another move in the light
01:22:07Cause if I see you and you're looking like that
01:22:10I'll get a tiny little heart attack
01:22:14It's not because I'm really easy to please
01:22:17It's not the way you bring it down on my knees
01:22:20It's just a feeling but it keeps coming back
01:22:24It's a tiny little heart attack
01:22:26Give me a tiny little heart attack
01:22:30Give me a tiny little heart attack
01:22:33I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:37Give me a tiny little heart attack
01:22:40I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:49I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:50I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:50I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:50I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:51I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:51I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:52I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:52I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:52I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:52I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:52I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:53I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:53I want a tiny little heart attack
01:22:53I want a tiny little heart attack
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