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New college grad Ariana Alvarez (Samantha Boscarino) is given a chance to turn her life around when she joins a stuffy country club.
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00:00:12You
00:00:13Late again story of my life
00:00:18My first job interview in ages shit and with Mike ready no less
00:00:23Hottest media mogul in the biz shit. I need to pull it together
00:00:28I'm pulling it together
00:00:34Look out world today is my day
00:00:44Shit I got it. Oh my goodness. Very kind of you of course. What kind of person would I be
00:00:51if I didn't thank you
00:00:57Did you hear Mike pulled a Karen on Karen he went off on her
00:01:02Oh, this place used to be so much fun
00:01:06Mike ready wouldn't know fun if it need him in the balls
00:01:09Well, I got my fielders out and when I land something I'm gonna bounce
00:01:19I
00:01:20Know I'm two minutes late. There was a lot of elevator traffic which I could have avoided but then there
00:01:24was this old lady
00:01:24Sorry elderly lady. Anyways, it was a real ethical Sophie's Choice Sucky. I have to go, but you know, this
00:01:31is why no one likes you
00:01:34He's so meta all right your uncle speaks very highly of you
00:01:39I look through your resume top of your class at BU very nice. I also went to college in Boston
00:01:47Emerson
00:01:49Very funny two years out of school and still no job
00:01:53Your parents must be dead
00:01:55Oh
00:01:56I'm kidding. Well, no, I'm not they are dead
00:02:00I don't know why I said that what I meant to say is if they were alive. They would probably
00:02:05blame this post-pandemic economy. Am I right?
00:02:09Fair point
00:02:10So tell me what excites you about haywood media
00:02:13So many things a media company whose ceo is also the founder with over 200 employees and offices across the
00:02:20country
00:02:21Or should I say globe? Congrats on the new London office looks like you did your homework
00:02:26But anyone can google. What do you really know about my company?
00:02:33Well, um
00:02:35I didn't want to go here, but since you asked
00:02:38Word on the street is company morale is low
00:02:42Our employees are some of the highest paid in this industry studies show that money doesn't replace fun people want
00:02:48to feel appreciated
00:02:49Are you telling me how to run a company that I started from scratch? Of course not
00:02:52I'm just keeping it fortune 100 and I know not everyone can be sarah blakely taking her team to hawaii
00:02:58on a private jet
00:02:58She does that yes, but little things like bowling or
00:03:04Softball or a company picnic
00:03:06They go a long way in over 20 years. I've never had someone come in for an interview and talk
00:03:11to me like this
00:03:12I'm sorry. I was just speaking my mind and you might be right
00:03:16I admit I have become a little bit of a tight ass don't push it
00:03:20But you do make a valid point and I do respect honesty. So
00:03:25What the hell?
00:03:26Let's do this
00:03:31Um
00:03:32This is so embarrassing. Let me just go
00:03:35I'm so sorry
00:03:38Holy shit
00:03:41My tik tok is blowing up. No. Well, congratulations. You know, we are a media company. Let me take a
00:03:46look
00:03:48So boycott vickies because you vote with your dollar plus I heard they found the prototype for these bras on
00:03:54epstein's island
00:03:55I read that in the comments
00:03:59Our company made this ad
00:04:04Oh, shit. Oh shit
00:04:13I spoke with Mike
00:04:17Ah now I get it
00:04:19I really tried you know not every single thought belongs on the internet
00:04:24Can I get a tequila on the rocks extra limes make it a double she'll have an iced tea
00:04:29Tio, this is a time for alcohol. Oh, si como no pobre millennial blowing yet another interview your rich deal
00:04:36set up for you
00:04:37Will some avocado toast make you feel better? First of all i'm gen z and secondly
00:04:43It wasn't my fault. Maybe i'm just not cut out for a traditional nine-to-five. Ariana you're educated smart
00:04:49charming
00:04:50So, why do you keep getting in your own way?
00:04:53Do you remember what your parents always said?
00:04:55No mps's show me your friends and i'll show you who you are, but I don't have any friends. That's
00:05:01the problem
00:05:02I'm doing a lot of traveling. So I spoke to the head of gilmore country club and i'm gifting you
00:05:08a seasonal membership
00:05:11Theo you might enjoy showing off your time piece with those nepo baby boomers, but I could never I planned
00:05:16a party at the club for your birthday
00:05:19And I fully expect you to fill it with all your new friends. I'd love to but I have a
00:05:23root canal that day
00:05:24I'm serious. IQ isn't enough. You need to have eq
00:05:27And your stuffy country club is going to give me emotional debt. Well, it's worth a try
00:05:30If you prove that you've matured and surrounded yourself with high quality friends
00:05:37I'll get you another interview at haywood
00:05:40Besides I think it would do you good to get back to some family traditions
00:05:44And if you don't well
00:05:46I'll have no choice but to cut you off
00:05:48You can't do that. Oh because I don't want to assimilate
00:05:51Gilmore is full of lawyers doctors business owners. I want you to surround yourself with that caliber of friends
00:05:59Enseñame tus amigos
00:06:00And you'll show me who I am you already said that
00:06:03I'd appreciate it if you didn't use my dead parents as emotional manipulation
00:06:07ariana
00:06:09That accident wasn't your responsibility
00:06:12What you do with the rest of your life is
00:06:18You know what you have to do go drown my sorrows in postmates tequila and self-loathing
00:06:23Mr. Peters will be expecting you at noon tomorrow
00:06:27Don't be late. I'll consider it, but you're not my favorite theo right now
00:06:34I'm your only theo
00:06:40Hey
00:06:45Stay get any worse
00:06:50ariana
00:06:52Fuck me my god girl. I haven't seen you since you dropped out of kappa
00:06:58Wow, you're pregnant on purpose
00:07:02You always were the funny one of course on purpose harry and i remember harry hung like a horse harry
00:07:10They called him that
00:07:13Anyway, we did europe after graduation and he proposed in paris
00:07:19Yeah planning a wedding while I was at yale business was no easy feat but it all worked out
00:07:25Whoa elon musk could see that thing from space oh you think i could ask him
00:07:33Congratulations on everything but i just gave you my one woman show what about you are you just killing the
00:07:39pr world uh
00:07:40Yeah, pretty much. I just had an interview at haywood media congrats when do you hear back
00:07:46Any day now, but you know i've pretty much crushed it. Yes, you did and any boyfriends or girlfriends
00:07:52I'm still looking for the right guy, but you know can't hurt to have fun in the meantime
00:07:58Oh
00:08:00And i went viral this morning
00:08:02No big deal that's nice
00:08:06I also joined this really exclusive country club it was super hard to get into but i pulled some strings
00:08:12which one
00:08:14Gilmore country club get out that's my club
00:08:18Wow what are the chances you'll love it it's a great place to network i mean it has to be
00:08:24right to make up for that
00:08:25A hundred grand initiation fee you can solve climate change with that kind of cash well listen i have to
00:08:30run
00:08:31So let's meet up at gilmore i'll introduce you to the girls you'll have marks i'll have tea it'll be
00:08:37great
00:08:38yeah great
00:08:41oh your hair smells perfect okay bye can't wait
00:08:54Romeo romeo wherefore art thou romeo
00:09:00oh hi over here
00:09:05Romeo men are so fickle
00:09:08i know i've only known damian for 10 minutes but we are for sure soulmates
00:09:13shhh hell yeah soulmates
00:09:16i call bullshit right romeo
00:09:18i am going to show dating my best friend right so i'm not telling him about the three kids i
00:09:24have
00:09:25so i'm not telling him about the three kids i have
00:09:46so i am not telling him about the three kids i have to come home
00:09:47Romeo you're my friend
00:09:48right
00:09:49shame
00:10:00shit
00:10:12Oh, employee parking's around back.
00:10:15I'm actually a member.
00:10:16My CEO is George Alvarez.
00:10:18Miss Alvarez, I'm so sorry.
00:10:21Mr. Peters is expecting you.
00:10:22It's Ariana.
00:10:24Let me park the car for you.
00:10:26It's okay.
00:10:26I'll do it myself.
00:10:27Of course, yeah.
00:10:28Just right over there in between the Porsche and the Cadillac.
00:10:32Mm-hmm.
00:11:03Oh, I said dressing on the side.
00:11:05I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison.
00:11:06I will have the kitchen fix that.
00:11:07Oh, Skylar, mine is on the side.
00:11:09We can switch.
00:11:09Don't be ridiculous.
00:11:10She can bring me a new one.
00:11:12And no croutons.
00:11:14Mm-hmm.
00:11:21Since when does staff get to walk through the main building?
00:11:24I'm calling Mr. Peters.
00:11:26No, that's Ariana.
00:11:27We went to college together.
00:11:28She's a member.
00:11:30Honey, members know how to dress at Gilmore.
00:11:33She's new.
00:11:33And she's very funny.
00:11:35Just give her a chance.
00:11:36Well, I want to meet her.
00:11:49Oh, golf.
00:11:53Ah, Ms. Alvarez.
00:11:54Thanks for coming in.
00:11:56I'm Richard Peters, the general manager here at Gilmore.
00:11:59Your uncle has spoken very highly of you.
00:12:02Well, either you're lying or he is.
00:12:04But either way, I appreciate it.
00:12:06He also said that you were blunt and that you'd need some help with the dress code.
00:12:11So let's go to the pro shop and pick out some proper attire, and then I can show you around.
00:12:17Yeah, I actually worked really hard on this outfit.
00:12:19I know it looks like I just threw it together, but that's, like, kind of the point.
00:12:22Well, your uncle also mentioned that you have oppositional behavior.
00:12:26Okay, now who's the blunt one?
00:12:28Shall we?
00:12:35Jason, this is Mr. Alvarez's niece.
00:12:38We need to get her into proper golf attire.
00:12:55Jason.
00:12:57Oh, hi.
00:12:58Why don't you pick out a few things and head out to the patio for a drink, and I'll meet
00:13:03you there.
00:13:06Wow, he seems fun.
00:13:08He's strict, but great.
00:13:19You don't have to stare.
00:13:20I'm not going to steal anything.
00:13:22No, it's Alvarez.
00:13:23And it's Ariana.
00:13:25Uh, last names only.
00:13:26It's Club Policy.
00:13:27Gosh, what is this place?
00:13:29Some kind of cult?
00:13:30Because it might make it more appealing.
00:13:32Whoa!
00:13:33$90 for a skort?
00:13:35Are you kidding me?
00:13:36They're really comfortable.
00:13:37I mean, that's what all the ladies say.
00:13:40For $90?
00:13:40It better make me skort and do my taxes.
00:13:42Uh, you can check with my manager.
00:13:44I mean, it is pretty cute, and I am a sucker for pockets.
00:13:48Almost makes me want to hit some balls.
00:13:50Have you ever played?
00:13:51Yes.
00:13:52Mini-golf with a bad online date.
00:13:55If you're interested, I could say it was some lessons.
00:13:58I appreciate the hustle, but I'm just here for the day drinking and the patriarchal dress code.
00:14:03Fair enough.
00:14:06Charge it to my Theo's account.
00:14:10Wow.
00:14:13Okay, ladies, I win again.
00:14:14That's $200 from both of you.
00:14:17Ariana!
00:14:19You made it.
00:14:19Good to see you.
00:14:21Come meet everyone.
00:14:21This is Skylar.
00:14:23Harrison.
00:14:23Also club champion.
00:14:25Five years running, but it's not that important.
00:14:27Of course not, or you wouldn't mention it.
00:14:29Well, the champion does get their yearly membership dues waived, so it keeps the hubby happy.
00:14:34Skylar, you're so bad.
00:14:36And this is Jenny.
00:14:38Recently married.
00:14:39The wedding was stunning.
00:14:41Wait.
00:14:41I've seen you before.
00:14:43Wait, you're on Lusty Lagoon.
00:14:44You're a Dallas cheerleader.
00:14:46That's me.
00:14:48Or was me.
00:14:49I'm retired now.
00:14:50Also keeps the hubby happy.
00:14:52What about you, Ariana?
00:14:54It's Ariana.
00:14:55Same, same.
00:14:56Becky has really sung your praises.
00:14:58Becky?
00:14:59So what are you?
00:15:01Married, divorced, children?
00:15:03I'd like to say I'm a connoisseur of dating apps.
00:15:06So single.
00:15:07How surprising.
00:15:08I'm not worried.
00:15:09Marriage is basically legal prostitution that's been romanticized into this billion-dollar industry.
00:15:16But congrats, Jenny.
00:15:18Aw, thank you so much.
00:15:20But tell me, how much locker room action do you cheerleaders really get?
00:15:23Ariana!
00:15:24Oh, come on.
00:15:26Fifty-three big chiseled men.
00:15:27How many can you count?
00:15:28Jenny?
00:15:28No, you don't have to answer that.
00:15:30Ariana, that's not appropriate.
00:15:32Jenny is married to a highly respected attorney.
00:15:35Twenty-two.
00:15:36Yeah, threesomes, foursomes.
00:15:38And don't even get me started with Super Bowl Sunday.
00:15:40Jenny!
00:15:41It was wild.
00:15:42Jenny, what has gotten into you?
00:15:43What?
00:15:44Becca?
00:15:44Like, you don't let Harry in the back door once in a while.
00:15:47Well, only on special occasions.
00:15:48Ladies, that's enough.
00:15:53Good afternoon, ladies.
00:15:55Ms. Alvarez.
00:15:56Are you ready for the grand tour?
00:15:58I can't wait.
00:16:01Lovely to meet you all.
00:16:02You too.
00:16:03Bye.
00:16:06Well, that got way off the rails.
00:16:08I don't know what came over me.
00:16:09Sounds like a lot of people from what you just said.
00:16:11Please stop.
00:16:13This is exactly the kind of vile behavior someone like Ariana brings out in all of us.
00:16:18Your friend may clean up nicely, but she's not Gilmore material.
00:16:21She's not my friend.
00:16:23We just knew each other from college.
00:16:25I understand.
00:16:28You.
00:16:29Come here.
00:16:31What's our deal?
00:16:32How'd you get in here?
00:16:32Mr. Alvarez's niece?
00:16:34He's sponsoring her for a seasonal membership.
00:16:37I see.
00:16:37So she's not a member.
00:16:39She's a member's guest.
00:16:40What difference does it make?
00:16:42All the difference in the world.
00:16:44She won't last a week.
00:16:46Cheers, ladies.
00:16:50I get it.
00:16:52I don't know what came over me.
00:16:54And then you were like,
00:16:54Jenny.
00:16:56Enough.
00:17:00Thanks for saving me.
00:17:01Did they welcome you with open arms?
00:17:03Not exactly.
00:17:05Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:17:07But they'll warm up to you.
00:17:08Or they won't.
00:17:09It's a toss-up.
00:17:11So where's Mr. Peters?
00:17:12Did you knock him off the insurance money?
00:17:15I was about to,
00:17:16but then he got pulled into a meeting.
00:17:19Oh, a plot twist.
00:17:20So, now it's my job to give you the grand tour.
00:17:24I was given orders to explain some very important rules.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:29This is a cult.
00:17:32Could be.
00:17:33But listen, the trick is knowing which rules matter
00:17:36and which ones don't.
00:17:39All right.
00:17:40So, rule number one.
00:17:42The dress code is everything.
00:17:44And no public intoxication,
00:17:46no gambling,
00:17:47and no cursing.
00:17:59Fuck, you little cocksucker.
00:18:01You cheated.
00:18:01You're a chill pill, Dad.
00:18:04I'm sorry, son.
00:18:06But you can take that chill pill
00:18:07and shove it up your little eight-year-old ass, okay?
00:18:11I guess that rule doesn't matter.
00:18:13Yeah, we try to keep that to a minimum.
00:18:15But you catch on quick, Alvarez.
00:18:17A loophole to the last name policy.
00:18:20I'm impressed.
00:18:23Okay, what's next?
00:18:24Yeah.
00:18:26Sorry about all that.
00:18:29Um, but we do have one of the top courses in the world,
00:18:32which is, of course, we sit on you.
00:18:36Unfortunately, yes.
00:18:37I hate the sport.
00:18:38Do you play?
00:18:39Presently, no.
00:18:40It's not really for me.
00:18:42But I am one hell of a caddy.
00:18:58So, uh, this is our men's lounge.
00:19:01And approval number five,
00:19:03no women are allowed in.
00:19:04It's a deeply problematic tradition.
00:19:08Yeah, it's almost like our forefathers hated women.
00:19:17And this is the main dining room.
00:19:19Wow.
00:19:20Fuck me.
00:19:22Uh, excuse me?
00:19:28And that is the perfect segue to our last rule.
00:19:32No fraternizing with the staff.
00:19:34Fraternizing?
00:19:35No hooking up, dating,
00:19:38or falling madly and deeply in love.
00:19:40Mm-hmm.
00:19:41You know, fraternizing.
00:19:46Miss Alvarez, my apologies,
00:19:48but I'm sure Jason has properly introduced you to Gilmore.
00:19:52Yes, he was very informative.
00:19:54It was my pleasure.
00:19:55Well, just in case,
00:19:57here is everything you need to know.
00:20:00Please read it thoroughly.
00:20:01It'll help you...
00:20:02Assimilate?
00:20:04...fit in.
00:20:05Your uncle is family here,
00:20:07so that makes you family, too.
00:20:09Just respect the rules,
00:20:10and we'll all have a great time.
00:20:11Oh, I will be on my best behavior.
00:20:14Good.
00:20:15Jesus Christ, Peters.
00:20:17No wonder we can't attract any fresh blood around here.
00:20:20You're scaring away the youth.
00:20:22Miss Alvarez, this is Miss Archibald.
00:20:25The name is Stella, my dear.
00:20:27Ariana.
00:20:28Very nice to meet you.
00:20:29Welcome to Gilmore.
00:20:31Come to the luncheon this afternoon.
00:20:32You can sit at my table,
00:20:34I will let you get me drunk,
00:20:35and then I will start gossiping.
00:20:37That's a very tempting offer,
00:20:39but I gotta catch up on some late reading.
00:20:42It's all-you-can-eat lobster.
00:20:43Oh, I'll be there.
00:20:45I'll look forward to it.
00:20:52Looks like Ariana's really getting her uncle's money's worth.
00:20:56I'm a little underdressed.
00:20:58You look fine.
00:21:01So I've heard a lot about you.
00:21:03Yes, I'm a liberal.
00:21:04No, I did not get a boob job,
00:21:06and, yes, I binge-watch cat videos.
00:21:10A little personality will do this club some good.
00:21:13Too many cardboard cutouts around here, if you ask me,
00:21:16which you did not,
00:21:16but I'm never one to withhold an opinion.
00:21:19Hmm, respect.
00:21:21My apologies.
00:21:23I believe this belongs to you, Miss Archibald.
00:21:25Jason, you're a lifesaver.
00:21:27Thank you so much.
00:21:28Anything for my favorite member.
00:21:33If I were 20 years younger, the things I would do do.
00:21:37No dating stuff.
00:21:38Page 16.
00:21:39The rule book.
00:21:39You read the rule book?
00:21:41That outdated rag?
00:21:42Yeah.
00:21:43Lots of rules.
00:21:44Not enough fun.
00:21:46Well, you're right.
00:21:46This place is a little stuffy.
00:21:48I can overlook the stuffy part,
00:21:49as long as I can eat and drink for free.
00:21:51I'm gonna help my uncle make his minimum seat.
00:21:53Well, good for you.
00:21:54So which one's the cool table?
00:21:57They're all the cool table.
00:21:59There are a lot of wonderful people here.
00:22:02It's just so much more fun to talk about the bad one.
00:22:05I'm listening.
00:22:06First, we have the Rock Bridges.
00:22:09Old Monk, he's an idiot son who inherited a fortune.
00:22:12She is a former lingerie model.
00:22:14And you've met the ladies.
00:22:16I use that term loosely, but only about one of them.
00:22:19That's new money, and a lot of it.
00:22:22That Skylar seems pretty intense.
00:22:25I think you could take her.
00:22:27And then there are the young Marys.
00:22:30Meet the Smiths.
00:22:31They have the most perfect children on the planet.
00:22:35Watch what she does with those olives in her martini.
00:22:41Wow, that would be genius if it wasn't child abuse.
00:22:45Of course, once you surpass a certain income bracket,
00:22:48we call it character building.
00:22:51Oh, I wasn't finished yet.
00:22:53And you're supposed to clear from the right.
00:22:55What is going on with this place?
00:22:57I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison.
00:22:59Do it again.
00:23:02The correct way?
00:23:06Much better.
00:23:14You don't have to be so mean.
00:23:16Becky, I was teaching her a lesson.
00:23:18I think they trained them better here.
00:23:26Yes, can I help you?
00:23:36Didn't think so.
00:23:38Good idea.
00:23:39I'm sure the dishwasher can really use some help.
00:23:47Oh, don't cry.
00:23:49I'm sorry those women are...
00:23:50Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
00:23:51We're not supposed to eat in front of members.
00:23:53But this was all just going to get thrown out.
00:23:55No, please, eat.
00:23:57It was so good.
00:23:59Yeah.
00:24:00I'm sorry those girls were so mean to you.
00:24:02Ben?
00:24:03Nah.
00:24:04Most people here are cool.
00:24:06They just put me down because they know without their husbands,
00:24:08they would be back here sneaking lobster with me.
00:24:11Honestly, I feel kind of bad for them.
00:24:13Really?
00:24:14I'm a psych major,
00:24:15so I don't take anything too personally.
00:24:18Wow, that's really freeing.
00:24:21What's the professional term you use for Skylar?
00:24:25Mm, cunty, probably.
00:24:29I'm sorry, I shouldn't say that.
00:24:31You're not going to have me fired, are you?
00:24:32Not a chance.
00:24:37Oh my God, they're throwing away the lobster.
00:24:40Yeah, happens all the time.
00:24:42Well, can't they give it to the homeless or something?
00:24:44Food safety regulations,
00:24:45if they get sick, they could sue.
00:24:47It's a whole thing.
00:24:48That's not accurate.
00:24:49That's a lie fed to us by corporate America
00:24:51to excuse capitalistic laziness.
00:24:54Hell yeah.
00:24:55Well, could I take some home?
00:24:57For my cat?
00:24:58For your cat?
00:25:01Sure, I will pack some up for you.
00:25:04Hey, would you want to hang out sometime?
00:25:09Um, I'm just really busy right now,
00:25:12like with school and work.
00:25:13Oh, yeah.
00:25:13No, I totally get it.
00:25:15But you never know,
00:25:16something could change,
00:25:16my schedule could free up.
00:25:19Let me pack this up for you.
00:25:21Great, thank you.
00:25:32Jason?
00:25:41Please don't let me end up on a murder podcast.
00:25:46Jason?
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:49Oh, hey, uh, wine?
00:25:54These stars look fake.
00:25:56They're just so bright.
00:26:00Oh, yeah, it's, uh,
00:26:02because there's no lights on the course.
00:26:08You're gripping it too tight.
00:26:10Keep the pressure firm,
00:26:10but only on your left three fingers.
00:26:12Well, excuse me, Michelle Wee.
00:26:15How do you know, uh...
00:26:15Hang around long enough,
00:26:16you pick up the lingo.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:26Damn, I thought you couldn't play.
00:26:28Uh, yeah, I used to,
00:26:30but, uh, I don't play anymore.
00:26:32It's a long story.
00:26:34My favorite kind.
00:26:36My stepdad was a caddy at Gilmore.
00:26:39He taught me how to play,
00:26:40and I was pretty good.
00:26:42I got a full ride to Stanford.
00:26:44Wow, so you're, like, amazing.
00:26:47Yeah, I was.
00:26:49But I got to school,
00:26:52and I felt like everyone was so privileged.
00:26:56I was the only scholarship kid without a trust fund.
00:26:59I felt like I didn't fit in,
00:27:01so I dropped out.
00:27:04I stepdad got me a job at the club,
00:27:07and the rest is history.
00:27:09And your parents were cool with you quitting?
00:27:12Um, no.
00:27:13They were pretty pissed,
00:27:15but when I got there,
00:27:17I felt like a charity case.
00:27:20Like, uh...
00:27:20Didn't belong.
00:27:22Exactly.
00:27:24Yeah, I know the feeling.
00:27:27I think my time at Gilmore has come to an end.
00:27:29Already?
00:27:31Gilmore and me are, like,
00:27:32post-breakup bangs.
00:27:33Good in theory,
00:27:34but in execution,
00:27:36big mistake.
00:27:37I feel like you look good with bangs.
00:27:39No, the receipts prove otherwise.
00:27:41I could not pull it off.
00:27:43Alvarez,
00:27:44we both know you can pull off anything you want to.
00:27:46Operative word,
00:27:47they want.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:49So, what do you want?
00:27:52Um,
00:27:54I'm still figuring it out.
00:27:57Holy shit!
00:27:58Oh, my God, did you see that?
00:27:59That was a shooting star.
00:28:01Am I in a fairy tale?
00:28:02Um,
00:28:03depends.
00:28:04Did you make a wish?
00:28:05Oh, shit.
00:28:06Oh, what happened so fast?
00:28:12What was that?
00:28:14Uh,
00:28:15could be a rabbit?
00:28:17Or a snake?
00:28:20Or a coyote, yeah.
00:28:22We should probably go.
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:27I hope you're hungry, Romeo,
00:28:29because we hit the jackpot.
00:28:30We're gonna eat lobster for weeks.
00:28:36Tio, how's my favorite jet setting one percenter?
00:28:39I just landed in Paris,
00:28:40and the driver talked about this thruple
00:28:42and smoked a cigarette the whole time.
00:28:44I don't know which was worse.
00:28:45Anyway,
00:28:46how are you?
00:28:47I'm good.
00:28:48Really good.
00:28:50Day one,
00:28:50and you already met a man?
00:28:52What?
00:28:52No.
00:28:53I can hear your smile from France.
00:28:56Who is he?
00:28:58Did you meet him at Gilmore?
00:28:59Yes, but it's not like that.
00:29:01It's complicated.
00:29:02He's not married, is he?
00:29:03Ew, Tio, no.
00:29:05But please just drop it, okay?
00:29:07Besides,
00:29:08I could actually use some advice.
00:29:10You're asking me for help?
00:29:12Go on.
00:29:13I really want to give this place a chance.
00:29:15Some people have been really cool,
00:29:16and some have been...
00:29:18Skylar Harrison.
00:29:20I don't want to name names,
00:29:21but yes.
00:29:22It's not just her.
00:29:23I just feel like I don't fit in.
00:29:25Even today at the luncheon,
00:29:26everyone was staring.
00:29:27What were you wearing?
00:29:28My new skort from the golf shop.
00:29:34You still there?
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Mijita,
00:29:37you have to dress for the class you want to be in,
00:29:39not the class you are.
00:29:41Was that Gandhi?
00:29:43These spaces aren't always made for us,
00:29:45but that doesn't mean we don't belong.
00:29:47You got to make one ally at a time.
00:29:49Walk in with your head held high,
00:29:51and for the love of God,
00:29:52never wear a skort to the main dining hall again.
00:29:55How'd I do?
00:29:56Solid 10 out of 10.
00:29:57Great.
00:29:59And not to ruin the moment,
00:30:01but, um...
00:30:03Did you put your parents up?
00:30:07Not yet.
00:30:10Don't wait too long, Mijita.
00:30:12I know.
00:30:13I won't.
00:30:14Great.
00:30:15Now go get them hell.
00:30:21Romeo.
00:30:26Cristina.
00:30:27Cristina.
00:30:28Cristina.
00:30:29No!
00:30:30Stay back!
00:30:32Oh my God!
00:30:33Ms. Alvarez!
00:30:34I am so sorry!
00:30:35Holy shit!
00:30:37Where'd you learn to do that?
00:30:38Jiu-jitsu.
00:30:39My muscle memory just took over.
00:30:40Holy shit,
00:30:41I just assaulted a member.
00:30:42And not at all
00:30:43in the way I pictured it would happen.
00:30:44Are you okay?
00:30:46Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:30:47I was just wondering
00:30:48if you were free this afternoon?
00:30:52Uh, actually, yeah, I am.
00:30:54Today's your lucky day.
00:30:57I hope no one saw that.
00:30:58Come on.
00:31:00This is the best
00:31:01consignment store in town.
00:31:03All the richest bitches
00:31:04come here to drop off
00:31:05their last season cast-offs.
00:31:08Ooh.
00:31:09This one feels...
00:31:11Deeply problematic?
00:31:13I was gonna say racist.
00:31:14Yeah, yeah.
00:31:16This one's a maybe.
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:19For home use only.
00:31:20Hey, I do not slut shame.
00:31:22I have the same one in red.
00:31:24I feel beautiful.
00:31:26Uh, there's a wine stain on the back.
00:31:28Oh God, I think that's blood.
00:31:30Oh my God, ew.
00:31:30Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
00:31:34Classic.
00:31:35I feel like a Bond girl.
00:31:36You look like a Bond girl.
00:31:37This is it.
00:31:39Mm-hmm.
00:31:41Okay, if you don't buy that,
00:31:43I will kill you.
00:31:43And then I'll buy it
00:31:44and I'll wear it to the trial.
00:31:46Good.
00:31:49You look beautiful.
00:31:51How do you feel?
00:31:53Different, but...
00:31:54good different.
00:31:58Thank you for bringing me here.
00:31:59Anytime.
00:32:01But we probably should get going.
00:32:02Some of us actually have to work.
00:32:04Yeah, let's go.
00:32:27Hey ladies.
00:32:29That's lunch soon.
00:32:29Let's bring the heat, the heat.
00:32:32Wow.
00:32:34Uh, you clean up nice.
00:32:36Thanks.
00:32:36I had a little help from a friend.
00:32:38I didn't think you didn't have friends.
00:32:39It's called personal growth.
00:32:41Oh, I'll have to try that sometime.
00:32:43I had a lot of fun yesterday.
00:32:45Me too.
00:32:46Do you think you...
00:32:50Okay, I'll be right there.
00:32:53I should probably go,
00:32:54but I'll see you soon, Alvarez.
00:33:01Good lady.
00:33:02A tequila on the rocks.
00:33:04Make it a double.
00:33:05Oh.
00:33:05I guess I'm a proper lady of society now.
00:33:08Well, you certainly look the part.
00:33:10But now you've got to act it.
00:33:11We just spend a lot of time around these bougie a-holes.
00:33:13What should I do next?
00:33:14Give up my voting rights or start preparing a dowry?
00:33:17Wow.
00:33:17Uh, first I'd start by getting that chip off your shoulder.
00:33:20Ouch.
00:33:21Ariana, you are spending time at an amazing club on your Tio's dime.
00:33:25A million people would kill to be here.
00:33:27Check your privilege, mija.
00:33:28You're right.
00:33:29Consider the chip gone.
00:33:31Any other pointers?
00:33:32Ooh, you're gonna hate this next one.
00:33:33I don't want to date old dudes.
00:33:35It's worse.
00:33:36You have to golf.
00:33:37I'd rather date an old dude.
00:33:39I know, but it's a golf club.
00:33:40You gotta golf.
00:33:41From what I've seen, it's a drinking club with a golf course.
00:33:43Listen, it's an amazing way to earn the ladies' respect,
00:33:46and it shows the men that you're not just here shopping for a husband.
00:33:48I'll consider it.
00:33:49But I want the record to show I'm not happy.
00:33:53Noted.
00:33:54And last but not least, I'd enjoy this place while it's still here.
00:33:59Still here?
00:33:59Where's it going?
00:34:01Money problems.
00:34:03I have money problems.
00:34:04Trust me, this place is doing just fine.
00:34:06No, girl, membership is down.
00:34:08The older members are dying off,
00:34:09and they're certainly not attracting any younger ones.
00:34:12Well, boo-hoo.
00:34:12The oldies can manifest this place up in heaven.
00:34:15I sense a chip.
00:34:16Sorry, old habit.
00:34:18Ariana, it's not just about the members.
00:34:19Look around this place.
00:34:21There's over a hundred employees that depend on Gilmore.
00:34:23If something doesn't change, this could be the last year for all of us.
00:34:27Well, I can think of a million ways to make this place more fun.
00:34:31Oh, no.
00:34:32I'm here for backup.
00:34:34What's going on?
00:34:35Hold it on!
00:34:36But that's a good thing.
00:34:37Not for us.
00:34:39The entire club gets a free drink.
00:34:40Which needs some more drinks.
00:34:42Mm-hmm.
00:34:42Here they come.
00:34:42Shit.
00:34:58My martini, if you please.
00:35:00There she is, woman of the hour.
00:35:02I sank that sucker from 150 yards out.
00:35:04I heard it was a lucky shot.
00:35:06Lucky shot my ass, you cheap son of a bitch.
00:35:09Drink the only free thing you will ever get from me.
00:35:11I heard it was windy.
00:35:13I probably did.
00:35:13Three divorces, Bill?
00:35:15Wonder why.
00:35:15Hey, Christina.
00:35:17A beer before my wife gets here.
00:35:20She's really got a tight grip on your balls, huh, son?
00:35:24Yeah.
00:35:24Yeah, I mean, more or less, but mostly more.
00:35:28Tough place.
00:35:29Yeah, it's not bad.
00:35:31God, I love beer.
00:35:32Kyle?
00:35:32Hey, shh.
00:35:33What are you doing?
00:35:35Just, uh, having a beer, a little celebration.
00:35:38Mm-hmm.
00:35:38Maybe it's time to let your balls drop.
00:35:40Bill, you would be so much more attractive if you talked just a little less.
00:35:44That's funny.
00:35:45That's what Kyle says about you.
00:35:47Ha, ha, ha.
00:35:48Honey, can I talk to you?
00:35:49Yep.
00:35:50Yep.
00:35:51Well played.
00:35:52Well, gentlemen, it is time for us to journey on.
00:35:56Where's everyone going?
00:35:57Oh, we're going to the men's lounge.
00:35:59There's just too much estrogen out here.
00:36:02It's my kryptonite.
00:36:03Well, why not just stay here and have another drink on Mr. Alvarez?
00:36:07Oh, we're going in there where there's, um, books.
00:36:10Oh, you read?
00:36:11Yeah.
00:36:11Do you read?
00:36:12Romance novels.
00:36:14Good for you.
00:36:15Another time.
00:36:17Honey, you want him to go.
00:36:20Watching him drink with his penis, it's not for everybody.
00:36:24Romance novels?
00:36:25Oh, honey, it's C-Spot Run, The Adventures of Dick and Jane, Dick likes his dick, Bill likes his dick.
00:36:34Maybe I can just have one with the boys.
00:36:37Honey, I made us reservations at Fork.
00:36:39She is a top chef.
00:36:40It took me months to get us in.
00:36:41I know, and I'll still make it to dinner.
00:36:45Okay.
00:36:46But you know I hate when you hang out with Bill.
00:36:48He's a creep, and he always looks at my-
00:36:50Yeah, I-I-I know.
00:36:51I know.
00:36:51But hey, I promise.
00:36:53I'll be good.
00:36:55Hmm?
00:36:56You better.
00:36:57I would.
00:36:57Or I'll know.
00:36:58I know you.
00:36:59I love you.
00:37:00I love you.
00:37:06Hey, who's banging the new chick?
00:37:10Well, I don't know if you're talking about reality or what's happened in my mind, because in my mind, we're
00:37:14having our third child.
00:37:17I'm gonna ride that thing like a choo-choo train.
00:37:22Hey, don't tell my wife.
00:37:26Sometimes it sucks to have a vagina.
00:37:28What a stupid, archaic, sexist rule.
00:37:31I mean, no wonder you guys aren't getting any new members.
00:37:33You are correct.
00:37:35But it is a tradition.
00:37:36Fuck tradition.
00:37:37It was your hole-in-one.
00:37:39You should be in there celebrating.
00:37:41Oh, sweetheart, I'm too tired for that fight.
00:37:43Then I'll fight it for you.
00:37:45I'm going in.
00:37:47Fine.
00:37:48Well, as the ranking board member, I will tell you that the tradition is 125 years old.
00:37:53Other than that, I know nothing.
00:37:55Christina, hit me up.
00:37:58Hang on.
00:38:02You'll also need these.
00:38:04Good luck.
00:38:08She's so plucky.
00:38:09You don't come here for the hunting, do you, boy?
00:38:16Fuck your tradition.
00:38:17Oh!
00:38:17I'm here, and I've got tequila.
00:38:22Tequila!
00:38:25All right, boys.
00:38:28Congrats.
00:38:32One of us.
00:38:34You said she wouldn't last a week.
00:38:37We may need to step things up, but we'll find a way to get her out.
00:38:40Do you think she really wants to have lunch with us, or was she just being nice?
00:38:44You know, she did seem pretty cozy chatting it up with Jason earlier.
00:38:48I wonder...
00:38:49This feels a little mean, girls.
00:38:51Can't we just give her a chance?
00:38:53We could invite her to fork.
00:38:55No!
00:38:55No, ladies, no.
00:38:56Just trust me.
00:38:58This club will never accept someone like Ariana.
00:39:06Are you sure about that?
00:39:14Hey, thanks for bringing the tequila.
00:39:17This is fun.
00:39:18Oh, you ticklish.
00:39:19Oh, sorry.
00:39:20Oh, Kyle!
00:39:22Your wife is in the men's lounge.
00:39:25You know the rules.
00:39:26Next round is on you, jackass.
00:39:28Kyle, we don't want to miss our dinner reservation.
00:39:31Let's go.
00:39:32Now.
00:39:33Yes, dear.
00:39:34Come on, Sky.
00:39:36We're just having some fun.
00:39:37Hey, for the record, your husband can really pound that tequila.
00:39:41For the record, that dress looked great on me last year.
00:39:44I bet you didn't notice my initials in the end scene.
00:39:47Okay, Skylar.
00:39:48Men's lounge.
00:39:49You out.
00:39:50What about her?
00:39:51You don't know my pronouns.
00:39:53Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:39:55Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
00:39:57Ariana!
00:39:57Ariana!
00:39:59Ariana!
00:40:00Ariana!
00:40:01Ariana!
00:40:02Ariana!
00:40:02Miss Alvarez.
00:40:03Ariana!
00:40:05May I speak with you, please?
00:40:08Privately.
00:40:12Miss Alvarez, your behavior in the men's lounge was totally unacceptable.
00:40:16You know what's unacceptable?
00:40:17Separating gender is like it's the 1900s.
00:40:19It's a tradition.
00:40:21Well, it's regressive.
00:40:22Even so, I've already received too many complaints about you.
00:40:25I have no choice but to contact your uncle.
00:40:27Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:27Let's not do anything rash.
00:40:29Mr. Peters, word on the street is the club isn't doing great.
00:40:33So why don't we make a deal?
00:40:35I'll help you get your membership numbers up, and you keep this whole incident on the DL.
00:40:40Let's leave Theo Jorge out of it.
00:40:42What happens in Gilmore stays in Gilmore.
00:40:44Excuse me, this club doesn't need your help.
00:40:46We both know it does.
00:40:48Gilmore needs to change.
00:40:50If not, lots of jobs go bye-bye, including yours.
00:40:59Well, the annual new member drive is coming up.
00:41:02I could recommend you to the committee.
00:41:05Great.
00:41:05It's run by Mrs. Skylar Harrison.
00:41:07Yeah, that's not going to work.
00:41:08Let me guess.
00:41:09Charity auctions, wine tasting parties, and black tie events?
00:41:13And the women's golf tournament at the end of the season.
00:41:15Boring, boring, boring.
00:41:18You want new members?
00:41:19You need new ideas.
00:41:20We've got to think outside Skylar's box.
00:41:24I'm listening.
00:41:25Oh, now?
00:41:26Oh, okay.
00:41:27Uh, well, just spitballing here.
00:41:30I think you need to appeal to a younger demographic.
00:41:33They don't want galas.
00:41:35They want yappy hours.
00:41:37Yappy hour?
00:41:38Yes, you know, like drinks and dogs.
00:41:41You take care of Skylar and the committee.
00:41:43I'll take care of the new members.
00:41:45And Uncle George stays none the wiser.
00:41:49You really think you can pull this off?
00:41:52I think I can save this place.
00:41:55And you got yourself a deal.
00:42:01Working lot is packed.
00:42:02Where is everyone?
00:42:04Yes, let's get in play.
00:42:06The place is right.
00:42:07I love that show.
00:42:09My grandma won a trip to the Grand Canyon.
00:42:12She didn't take me, though.
00:42:21Skylar!
00:42:23I'm so sorry.
00:42:24I don't see your name on the list.
00:42:26But you're more than welcome to wait in line.
00:42:28What the hell is going on?
00:42:30It's new member week.
00:42:31And we all have to do our part.
00:42:33The Grand Canyon.
00:42:35I'm going to get Mr. Peters.
00:42:38Oh, don't bother.
00:42:39I'll go in and grab him for you.
00:42:40In the meantime, feel free to check out all these activities I have planned.
00:42:43S'mores bar and stargazing?
00:42:46How romantic.
00:42:47I would love that.
00:42:48Oh, my God.
00:42:49A yappy hour.
00:42:50Spots are filling up quick, so.
00:42:52And don't forget to follow the hashtag Gilmore 2.0 for the most up-to-date news.
00:42:56And please welcome to the stage, our wonderful hostess, Ariana Oliveira.
00:43:03Got to go.
00:43:04Duty calls.
00:43:14This means war.
00:43:2025 new pledges.
00:43:21Club record.
00:43:22What do you say you take me out to celebrate?
00:43:25I'd say meet me after my shift.
00:43:28I'll text you.
00:43:37Hey, um, we'll start with a flight of ales and a couple of pretzels, please.
00:43:43Flight?
00:43:44I want one of those.
00:43:48Are you sure you can handle all that?
00:43:50Are you scared?
00:43:52We'll take two of those, please.
00:43:54A good choice.
00:43:57So, this place is cute.
00:43:59Yeah, I love it.
00:44:01The food's good and the beer's cheap.
00:44:03And there's no chance someone from the club will see us together, right?
00:44:07I see your angle.
00:44:08Trust me, it's for the best.
00:44:10It's a stupid rule.
00:44:12People should be allowed to fall for each other.
00:44:14No one should lose their job over it.
00:44:17Is that what's happening?
00:44:19We're falling for each other?
00:44:21I don't know.
00:44:22You tell me.
00:44:26Let's play a game.
00:44:27Truth or drink.
00:44:28Well, I already planned on drinking, but okay.
00:44:31Gentlemen first.
00:44:34When we met, what was your first thought about me?
00:44:37That you were fucking hot.
00:44:39You?
00:44:43Drink?
00:44:44Wow, we can't handle that.
00:44:46It was the second grade, and Jimmy just yelled,
00:44:49he's going in his pants.
00:44:51And for the next three years, that was my cross to bear.
00:44:55Did you have a poopy pants?
00:44:57Drink.
00:44:58Oh, man.
00:45:00Definitely Zac Efron cover of Rolling Stone.
00:45:03Oh, that was your sexual awakening.
00:45:06Yeah, and it was glorious.
00:45:08You?
00:45:09Drink.
00:45:09Drink.
00:45:10Drink.
00:45:11Put your money on me.
00:45:13Yeah.
00:45:15I can feel that you want it.
00:45:17Put something on it.
00:45:18Put your money on me.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Because I feel that.
00:45:22If a genie suddenly appeared and gave you one wish,
00:45:25what would it be?
00:45:26It's not how genies work.
00:45:27I get three.
00:45:28Mm, this is a post-pandemic recession genie.
00:45:31You get one.
00:45:32I'd ask for a hundred more wishes.
00:45:33Ugh, boring.
00:45:34Fine.
00:45:35Uh, I guess a part of me still wonders,
00:45:38what if I didn't quit Stanford?
00:45:39Would I be pro?
00:45:41So, I wish I could go back and do it all over.
00:45:44It's never too late.
00:45:46Sometimes it is.
00:45:47What about you?
00:45:48What's your wish?
00:45:50Mm, I'd wish...
00:45:54Drink.
00:45:55Come on.
00:45:55Put your money on me, yeah.
00:46:00Because I feel magic tonight.
00:46:03Put your money on me, yeah.
00:46:06Fuck, marry, kill.
00:46:07Mm-hmm.
00:46:07Skylar, Rebecca, and Jenny.
00:46:09Marry, Rebecca, fuck Jenny,
00:46:11and gently, non-problematically,
00:46:12and non-violently, kill Skylar.
00:46:14Same.
00:46:15Come on.
00:46:15Bottom line.
00:46:16Ooh.
00:46:20Ugh.
00:46:21So, are we falling for each other?
00:46:27I'm lying to you, Matt.
00:46:35My sexual awakening was Ryan Reynolds.
00:46:37I pooped my pants at a fourth grade sleepover.
00:46:39I don't do well with Darius, I found out.
00:46:41When we met, I honestly thought you were the ballsiest person,
00:46:43and you weren't even trying.
00:46:44I know what I'd wish for.
00:46:46What?
00:46:47From the genie, my wish.
00:46:49I'd ask to have my parents back.
00:46:51They died in a car accident coming to visit me when I was in college.
00:46:56I'm so sorry.
00:46:58Oh, it's okay.
00:46:58I just needed to say it out loud.
00:47:03Ariana, I'm 1,000% falling for you.
00:47:21Are you sure you're going to do this?
00:47:22Yeah, I'm sure.
00:47:24Are we sure?
00:47:26I'm sure.
00:47:27I'm sure.
00:47:31It always smells like mustard.
00:47:34What?
00:47:36It's hot.
00:47:39It's sweet.
00:47:44It's nice.
00:47:48Hot.
00:47:49Very hot.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:04Hey.
00:48:07Hello, Miss Alvarez.
00:48:10You slept with Jason, didn't you?
00:48:12I can't stop smiling.
00:48:13I feel like I'm in a rom-com.
00:48:14Okay, I love this for you, like amazing, but I would keep that on the DL.
00:48:19If Skylar finds out about the two of you, she will be sure to ruin it.
00:48:22Speak of the devil.
00:48:23Good luck.
00:48:25Skylar!
00:48:26So glad you made it.
00:48:27Oh my goodness, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
00:48:29What's good for the club is good for everyone, right?
00:48:32Right.
00:48:32It's a great turnout, by the way.
00:48:34Thanks, Rebecca.
00:48:35Yes, I can't wait to see how it goes.
00:48:37Well, you shouldn't have to wait too much longer.
00:48:39Our instructor will be here any second.
00:48:41Wonderful.
00:48:44Or will she?
00:49:00Oh, Ariana, seems like your instructor's a no-show.
00:49:04I'm so sorry it's a bust, but this is why we have a committee.
00:49:07Not everyone has the skill set to plan club events.
00:49:14Oh, there she is!
00:49:16The woman of the hour!
00:49:17Everyone give a round of applause for Christina.
00:49:22What are you doing?
00:49:23I owe you.
00:49:24You all know her as a fabulous bartender and server,
00:49:26but what you don't know is that she's highly trained in the art of jiu-jitsu.
00:49:34Uh, uh, yes.
00:49:35Hi.
00:49:36Thank you, Ariana, for that wonderful intro.
00:49:40Um, and I'm so sorry that I'm so late,
00:49:43but I'm really excited to empower you all today,
00:49:48both physically and mentally.
00:49:52Okay.
00:49:53All right, everyone up.
00:49:55I'm going to need a volunteer.
00:49:58Mrs. Harrison, come on up.
00:50:02So, let's all pretend that I am walking alone in a parking lot
00:50:07and Mrs. Harrison is following me.
00:50:09I don't know why I'm in the employee parking lot, but okay.
00:50:13All right, I want you to come up behind me and grab my shoulder.
00:50:19Touch me again, and I will put you in a shallow grave.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:26So, that's how it's done, ladies.
00:50:28First, you attack physically,
00:50:30and then psychologically.
00:50:32All right?
00:50:33Eve.
00:50:33Great.
00:50:34Uh, Eve's going to assist me.
00:50:36All right.
00:50:37Who's next?
00:50:37Me.
00:50:39Nice.
00:50:40One fun move.
00:50:41I was parallel parking before you were in your father's nutsack,
00:50:45so back off!
00:50:46Yes!
00:50:46I heard you!
00:50:47I heard you!
00:50:48Let's go!
00:50:50My belly's on a petting suit,
00:50:52so hands off.
00:50:53And my name's Rebecca,
00:50:55not Becky.
00:50:56Yes!
00:50:57Yeah, Rebecca!
00:50:58I will shove my dick so far up your asshole
00:51:04that I'll split in two out of your nostrils,
00:51:07you mansplaining waste of space!
00:51:15Cheerleading was hard.
00:51:20Oh, boy.
00:51:21Okay.
00:51:22Okay, yes.
00:51:23Let's do that.
00:51:29That was so fun.
00:51:31Thanks for organizing.
00:51:32Thanks.
00:51:32Thanks for coming.
00:51:33Oh, okay.
00:51:34See you guys Friday.
00:51:37Thanks.
00:51:41I like your hair.
00:51:42Thanks.
00:51:47You must really be enjoying this.
00:51:50I am.
00:51:50Especially since you tried to sabotage my event.
00:51:53What'd you do?
00:51:54Call the instructor and cancel?
00:51:55Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:51:57Gilmore's a family.
00:51:58When one of us succeeds, we all succeed.
00:52:00Well, in the spirit of family,
00:52:03I'd love to see you at Friday's mini-golf.
00:52:04It's sold out,
00:52:05but I could make an exception
00:52:07for the club's reigning champ.
00:52:11Just remember this, Ariana.
00:52:13I win.
00:52:14I always win.
00:52:24I hope more people are coming.
00:52:28I mean, I'm sure more people are coming.
00:52:32Wait, I thought you said it was sold out.
00:52:35That's Ariana's event.
00:52:37I've been thinking.
00:52:38I know people who can make people like her disappear.
00:52:41You know Criss Angel?
00:52:47Hey, Gilmore fam, the party's just getting started.
00:52:50The music's loud and the slushies are strong,
00:52:52so even if you hate golf as much as I do,
00:52:54you'll still have fun.
00:52:59Oh, my God.
00:53:00I love this song.
00:53:02Oh, damn.
00:53:03Me too.
00:53:05But not as much as a harpist, obviously.
00:53:11Give me a go.
00:53:12What are you two talking about?
00:53:15Just how I'm feeling so nauseous.
00:53:19Morning sickness isn't just for the morning.
00:53:21Who knew?
00:53:22Totally.
00:53:23And I am also feeling sick.
00:53:26I think it might be sympathy pains.
00:53:29Lovely party, Skylar.
00:53:31We'll see you tomorrow.
00:53:33Hey, Becky.
00:53:34Rebecca.
00:53:35What am I supposed to do?
00:53:36Host this by myself?
00:53:41I think you'll manage.
00:53:51No, thank you.
00:53:52No.
00:53:54Go.
00:54:02I love this song.
00:54:07It's coming.
00:54:08Oh, there's drinks over there.
00:54:09He made it.
00:54:11Have fun.
00:54:13Well, this is quite the tournament.
00:54:17Your uncle would be very proud.
00:54:19The night is young, so plenty of time for me to screw it up.
00:54:22Mariana, take the compliment.
00:54:25These clubs are too damn small.
00:54:28It's called mini-golf, Miss Elcheborg.
00:54:31Yes, but you know, I only like to play with big things.
00:54:34Peters.
00:54:36No, no, no.
00:54:38I'm not done with you.
00:54:42Ari!
00:54:43Hi!
00:54:45Hi!
00:54:45This is so much more fun than Skylar's party.
00:54:48The harp is so boring.
00:54:50Don't tell me I said that.
00:54:51That's very sweet, Jenny.
00:54:53How many of those red slushies have you had?
00:54:55Oh.
00:54:56This is my third.
00:55:00Shit.
00:55:01I have to pee.
00:55:02See you soon, girly.
00:55:05I should probably make sure she's good.
00:55:07Yeah, you always did know how to throw a party.
00:55:10Keep doing you.
00:55:12Gilmore loves you.
00:55:14Thanks, Rebecca.
00:55:25Those rat bastards.
00:55:33Want to play a few rounds later?
00:55:35Loser takes the winner home.
00:55:37I thought you didn't play.
00:55:39You make an exception.
00:55:41I can't stop.
00:55:58I'll take a club and a bucket, please.
00:56:01Skylar, you made it.
00:56:02Yes, thank you for the invite.
00:56:04It's quite the party.
00:56:05Thanks.
00:56:06So, Jason, my cousin Summer is coming into town next week.
00:56:10She's the hot one in the family and very sweet.
00:56:13But I haven't been single in so long.
00:56:15I don't know all the fun bars.
00:56:17I could recommend it to you.
00:56:19You're such a doll.
00:56:21But it might be easier if I gave you her number.
00:56:23Maybe you could show her around.
00:56:25Who knows?
00:56:25You two might really hit it off.
00:56:27Um, of course, Miss Harrison, anything for our club champion.
00:56:32You flatter me.
00:56:34See you later, Ariana.
00:56:36Thanks, Jason.
00:56:39Ariana, I...
00:56:40No, you don't have to explain.
00:56:42I totally understand.
00:56:44I better go make my rounds.
00:56:48Damn.
00:56:53Two tequila shots.
00:56:55Doubles.
00:56:55You got it.
00:56:57Ariana, this place is poppin'.
00:56:59I haven't seen it like this in years, girl.
00:57:01You should be really proud.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:07Whoa.
00:57:08Okay.
00:57:09Um, are we sure this is a good idea?
00:57:12Oh, you're just gonna keep going.
00:57:14They're all for you.
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:15Hey, is everything okay?
00:57:17Never better.
00:57:19I'm gonna be holding her hair later.
00:57:27Hey.
00:57:28Do you want to dance?
00:57:29Fuck yeah.
00:57:39Stop.
00:57:39What?
00:57:40Come on.
00:57:41I had a detention skill.
00:57:42Oh, you're married.
00:57:43I know, right?
00:57:44So fucking...
00:57:47You fucking...
00:57:48I'm slut.
00:57:51Skylar, it's not what you think.
00:57:52You slimy, duplicitous hoebag.
00:57:57It's not what you think.
00:57:58Come out here and face me like a woman.
00:58:00Skylar, he tried to kiss me.
00:58:02Liar!
00:58:03I knew you couldn't be trusted.
00:58:11You're the one trying to ruin every second of my life.
00:58:16That is because you, Ariana Alvarez, are insignificant trash and everyone knows it.
00:58:22Not even the damn caddy will commit to you.
00:58:25That's right, Jason is sleeping with this horror, which according to page 106 is against the code of conduct.
00:58:32Jason, is this true?
00:58:37Jason, are you gonna tell them?
00:58:41Miss Alvarez, I think you've had too much to drink.
00:58:48Fuck you, Jason.
00:58:50Fuck you, Skylar.
00:58:51Fuck this whole fucking place.
00:58:54I quit.
00:58:55Effective immediately.
00:59:00Don't even think about it, my boy.
00:59:08Back to the party, guys.
00:59:32Looks like it's just you and me, Romeo.
00:59:51I'm sorry.
00:59:54I'm so sorry.
01:00:15Jason, go away.
01:00:20Rebecca, what are you doing here?
01:00:22I was in the neighborhood and I thought I'd make us breakfast.
01:00:25You still like pancakes?
01:00:27I love pancakes.
01:00:28Great.
01:00:29Is your kitchen this way?
01:00:36Rebecca, what are you really doing here?
01:00:38I quit the club.
01:00:39I know.
01:00:40Skylar was on fire last night.
01:00:43Yeah, Kyle tried to kiss me.
01:00:44Yep, he's a creep and deep down Skylar knows it too.
01:00:49Where are your mixing bowls?
01:00:51Look around, does it look like I bake?
01:00:53I need a mixing bowl, I can't make pancakes without them.
01:00:56I need to do something with these stupid chubby hands.
01:00:59You're not chubby, you're...
01:01:01Gonna have a baby.
01:01:04I'm not ready for this.
01:01:06Rebecca, of course you are.
01:01:08Look at you.
01:01:09You're perfect.
01:01:11Your husband's perfect.
01:01:12Your life is perfect.
01:01:13I bet your vagina's gonna snap back into place perfectly.
01:01:17I'm not ready to be a mom.
01:01:22Look, I'm not exactly an expert in that department, but...
01:01:26For what it's worth, I think you're gonna be a great mom.
01:01:30You kind of remind me of my mom.
01:01:33In a good way.
01:01:36God, I miss her.
01:01:38I know you really miss your parents.
01:01:40I'm sorry.
01:01:42Thanks.
01:01:46You're gonna do the best you can.
01:01:48You're gonna give them lots of love and teach them right from wrong and...
01:01:52What they do with their life is up to them.
01:01:55That's really sweet to say, Laurie.
01:01:59But are you really leaving the club?
01:02:01Skylar may be cruel, but she's not wrong.
01:02:04I'm not Gilmore Material.
01:02:06Bullshit.
01:02:08You belong at that club just as much as anybody else.
01:02:10Skylar's just insecure because she met Kyle while she was waitressing at Scooter's Wild Wing Shack and married him.
01:02:17Wait, Skylar was a waitress?
01:02:19Yep, and now her whole life is that club and her man's a dog.
01:02:23It's complicated.
01:02:25But she's wrong about you.
01:02:27You are not trash.
01:02:30And don't you forget it.
01:02:33Thanks, Rebecca.
01:02:35I'm gonna have friends for her.
01:02:51Hi, Mr. Reddy.
01:02:52It's Ariana Alvarez.
01:02:54I was wondering if you were free tomorrow.
01:02:57Great.
01:02:59Hey, you.
01:03:00Get down.
01:03:00Lace up my loose.
01:03:02Histle queen coming through.
01:03:04Hey, you.
01:03:05Pull up.
01:03:05Take me some food.
01:03:06It's your highness to you.
01:03:08Hey, you.
01:03:09You a thug on the run with it.
01:03:11What?
01:03:12She do it for the wealth.
01:03:13What?
01:03:14She don't need nobody else.
01:03:16What?
01:03:16Selling water to a wealth.
01:03:18Yeah, she's back.
01:03:20Can't get rid of me that easily.
01:03:22I'm like a roach.
01:03:23Wait.
01:03:24Let me try that again.
01:03:26Yeah.
01:03:26No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:27You quit.
01:03:28I heard you.
01:03:28Everyone did.
01:03:29And you don't even golf.
01:03:31Is there a problem here?
01:03:32Section 5, paragraph 3.
01:03:34A member must submit his or her resignation in writing, and it must be accepted by the board.
01:03:39She's actually right, Mrs. Harrison.
01:03:41She is not stepping foot on that course.
01:03:42I will file a complaint.
01:03:44For fuck's sake.
01:03:45Skylar, relax.
01:03:46It's just golf.
01:03:47We're not curing cancer.
01:03:50What's the matter, Skylar?
01:03:51Worried about a little competition?
01:03:54The only thing I'm worried about is where I'm going to put this year's trophy.
01:03:58You better hope so.
01:03:59Because if I remember correctly, the champion gets their membership dues waived for a year.
01:04:04So when I win, I won't be going anywhere.
01:04:15Those are literally the rules.
01:04:18Aren't you a bartender?
01:04:20I'm multifaceted.
01:04:24You go, girl.
01:04:32Ariana, what are you doing here?
01:04:35It's Miss Alvarez, and I'm not here for you.
01:04:38I'm here to play.
01:04:39You're playing against Skylar?
01:04:41Yes.
01:04:42And I'll obviously need a different caddy.
01:04:45Perhaps one who isn't a coward that would rather watch people play his whole life than go after what he
01:04:50wants.
01:04:51Thanks.
01:04:59That was harsh.
01:05:01Of course she's right.
01:05:02I know.
01:05:05Let's take a walk.
01:05:09Jason, I have watched you grow up at this club.
01:05:13You are young, bright, talented.
01:05:17What do you want?
01:05:19Well, I played in college, and I really miss it.
01:05:23Competition, hanging with other players.
01:05:26I don't know.
01:05:27Part of me still thinks I could go pro.
01:05:30You think so?
01:05:31I do.
01:05:33It's an expensive sport.
01:05:35You'll need a sponsor.
01:05:41Take this card, call my office on Monday, and we will arrange a tryout.
01:05:46Miss Archibald, this is amazing.
01:05:48I know.
01:05:51Listen, honey.
01:05:52Aside from you, your stepfather was the best caddy that this club ever had.
01:05:57And he always thought that his boy could be the next Tiger Woods.
01:06:01So let's prove him right, shall we?
01:06:04Yeah, I won't let you down.
01:06:05No, you won't.
01:06:08Two things I never mess with.
01:06:10My money and my martinis.
01:06:12I've seen what you can do with a martini.
01:06:14Now let's see what you can do with my money.
01:06:19Mike!
01:06:20So glad you made it.
01:06:21Thank you for the invite.
01:06:22It's a beautiful course.
01:06:24And the drinks aren't half bad.
01:06:25Let me get the first round?
01:06:26Well, I don't want to be rude.
01:06:29Tequila?
01:06:29Always.
01:06:31Two tequila sodas, please.
01:06:35I don't want to talk too much shop, but I've been thinking about your company, and I have
01:06:39a great idea on how to boost morale.
01:06:40I'd love to hear more.
01:06:41Well, cheers to that.
01:06:46Now, I've got to go take care of something.
01:06:48Wish me luck.
01:06:49Luck?
01:06:52Bezos.
01:06:53I told you I'm golfing.
01:06:54It is a great day here at Gilmore Country Club.
01:07:00Yes!
01:07:02Welcome to the annual women's championship round!
01:07:08What Lord is that thing today, Dan?
01:07:10Hey, Bill.
01:07:11You can get a quick nine in before you tee off.
01:07:14Not going to happen today.
01:07:14There's a tournament.
01:07:16You want something from the bar, maybe you can get a gin and tonic.
01:07:18Sure, I'll put gin and tonic.
01:07:19All right.
01:07:19Double?
01:07:20If I know you.
01:07:21Thanks, Bill.
01:07:22Each participating golfer will start a full-A team.
01:07:25Golfers will be eliminated when it's mathematically impossible to catch up or take the lead.
01:07:32Hey, Dan, real quick.
01:07:33Yeah.
01:07:33It's mathematically impossible for me to be interested.
01:07:37Can't we just make this one whole?
01:07:40No, we're not.
01:07:41This is important to me.
01:07:42I enjoy doing this, so...
01:07:43Can't blame a fella for trying.
01:07:45Yeah, I'll thank you to leave, Bill.
01:07:46Appreciate it.
01:07:47All right.
01:07:49All lady competitors.
01:07:51I didn't know it was going to be a full 18.
01:07:53I thought it was like one whole.
01:07:54Kind of a mercy.
01:07:55That's not at all.
01:07:56It's 18 holes.
01:07:57Women, it's going to be great.
01:07:58I already finished my drink.
01:07:59You want another?
01:08:00Yeah, you can have mine.
01:08:01Thanks.
01:08:02Thanks, Bill.
01:08:03All right.
01:08:05All lady competitors, please step forward.
01:08:22Let the golf begin.
01:08:26Good luck.
01:08:28Let the golf begin.
01:08:33Let the golf begin.
01:08:53Oh, wow.
01:08:56Wow.
01:08:57Yeah, she's consistent.
01:08:58She's good.
01:08:59She's consistent.
01:08:59Yeah, I guess.
01:09:01Smooth.
01:09:04Wow.
01:09:12Okay, this is it.
01:09:13Yeah, I am brimming.
01:09:15I'm a cup of excitement for this day.
01:09:17Dan.
01:09:18Dan.
01:09:18I'm full.
01:09:19A full drink up for the day.
01:09:20You're going to give yourself another stroke.
01:09:22Just hold on.
01:09:23Yeah, I should probably bring it down.
01:09:24It's hard.
01:09:26I got a good feeling about this, you know?
01:09:28I do, too.
01:09:29Yeah.
01:09:29Yeah, there's something.
01:09:30There's like a feel.
01:09:31A glow, an orb.
01:09:32Okay, yeah.
01:09:33All right.
01:09:34Right, sorry.
01:09:34Extra, but I'm with you.
01:10:02Not what you were expecting, was it?
01:10:04Neither were they.
01:10:07Yeah!
01:10:08I got it!
01:10:09Woo!
01:10:12Woo!
01:10:13Let's go again.
01:10:15But you can't.
01:10:16I can.
01:10:17And I do.
01:10:19I used to play every weekend growing up with my parents.
01:10:22After I lost them, I never thought I'd set foot on a course again.
01:10:24But now that I'm here, I feel right at home.
01:10:28Plus, I'm still a four handicap.
01:10:36Now, I won't bore you with the details of a full 18, so I'll just give you the highlights.
01:10:40Skylar, of course, was off to a great start, but so was I.
01:10:43My short game wasn't bad either.
01:10:55Okay.
01:10:56Okay.
01:11:43We are all tied up heading into 18 swing like a girl
01:11:53Bitch is going down
01:11:57Yeah man, 18 is going to be fun
01:12:00Real fun
01:12:01Yeah
01:12:13Yeah
01:12:39Shit
01:12:43Oh, Ariana, maybe you should quit while you're ahead
01:13:11Tough shot
01:13:32Hey Skylar, maybe after the tournament we can go for, oh I don't know, Scooter's Wild Wing Shack?
01:13:39Who told you that?
01:13:41Don't worry, your secret's safe with me
01:13:43What?
01:13:46What?
01:13:53What?
01:14:04What?
01:14:05What?
01:14:08What?
01:14:08What?
01:14:09What?
01:14:10What?
01:14:24What?
01:14:26What?
01:14:27What?
01:14:28What?
01:14:32What?
01:14:36What?
01:14:38What?
01:14:48What?
01:14:50What?
01:14:50What?
01:14:51What?
01:15:05What?
01:15:08What?
01:15:11What?
01:15:23We're so proud of you.
01:15:27We're so proud of you.
01:15:38We're so proud of you.
01:15:43It's nice.
01:15:45Shit.
01:15:55Skylar?
01:16:04This club is all I have.
01:16:06That's not true.
01:16:07You have perfect skin.
01:16:10That's the Botox.
01:16:12And so many friends.
01:16:14They don't really like me.
01:16:16And Kyle?
01:16:18Yeah, Kyle's a dirtbag.
01:16:22But I wouldn't be here without him, so...
01:16:25Yeah, he has a dirtbag.
01:16:28But you're still you without him.
01:16:34I hate this lounge.
01:16:36It's so...
01:16:38Problematic, sexist, misogynistic?
01:16:40Yes.
01:16:41Wait.
01:16:42Did we just agree on something?
01:16:45Crazier things have happened.
01:16:48You know, if you really hate something, you can change it.
01:16:52Yeah.
01:16:54I guess you're right.
01:16:55Look, I'm sorry for getting all caught up in this, like, high school drama.
01:16:59Sometimes it's easy to forget who the real enemy is.
01:17:03I know.
01:17:05And I'm truly sorry about your parents.
01:17:08Thanks.
01:17:11Truth?
01:17:14Congrats on the win.
01:17:16Thanks.
01:17:17Our new Gilmore Women's Club champion!
01:17:23Hey, smile for the newsletter.
01:17:28Yeah!
01:17:31Look at that.
01:17:33Amazing.
01:17:33Congratulations.
01:17:35You did a great job.
01:17:45It wasn't just for the newsletter.
01:17:47They put it all over the club.
01:17:49And you both will love this.
01:17:51I blinked.
01:17:53But I don't know.
01:17:55Kinda like it.
01:17:58Shit.
01:17:59Gotta go.
01:18:00Big day at the office.
01:18:01Can't be late.
01:18:02Los quiero.
01:18:10So, here's the final contract.
01:18:12As discussed, the top 20 Haywood Media employees will get yearly memberships to Gilmore.
01:18:16And the day passes for the rest of my company?
01:18:19Also in the contract, last Saturday of every month.
01:18:21Perfect.
01:18:22Any videos I should know of?
01:18:24Ha, very funny.
01:18:26So, just sign the dotted line and we can have some whiskey.
01:18:30Ariana, it's been a pleasure doing business with you.
01:18:33Yes, we are very lucky to have Ariana as our new membership director.
01:18:39Yes, you are.
01:18:40Jason Handley used to work here?
01:18:42Didn't he just win the Open?
01:18:44He did.
01:18:45He's a talented up-and-comer.
01:18:46I think he could be the next Tiger Woods.
01:18:48He's got quite a swing.
01:18:49Hopefully not the same libido.
01:18:53I'm sorry, I have to take this.
01:18:54Elon.
01:19:00Ariana?
01:19:01That is 500 members.
01:19:04I mean, we are officially in weightless status.
01:19:07I'm so excited.
01:19:08But the work is just beginning.
01:19:10Okay, we have to plan the fall ball.
01:19:11And I want to revamp happy hour.
01:19:13I'm thinking...
01:19:14We are not doing a Lusty Lagoon watch party.
01:19:17You can't tell me no.
01:19:19On today of all days?
01:19:21Fine.
01:19:22Great.
01:19:23I'll think about it.
01:19:24Oh, and Ariana.
01:19:27Happy birthday.
01:19:29Thanks.
01:19:33Cheers to me.
01:19:55I'm proud of you, Nana.
01:19:57I wouldn't have gotten here without you.
01:19:59So thank you.
01:20:01Tio Jorge.
01:20:02Tio Jorge.
01:20:02These are all of my friends.
01:20:03Friends.
01:20:04Some of you may know him.
01:20:05But this is my uncle.
01:20:06And the reason we all met.
01:20:08Hi.
01:20:08Hello.
01:20:09Hello, Tio.
01:20:10Welcome.
01:20:11This is for you.
01:20:12Yeah.
01:20:13I know what you like.
01:20:14Happy birthday.
01:20:15Happy birthday.
01:20:16Happy birthday.
01:20:18Happy birthday.
01:20:19Hey, welcome back, Tio.
01:20:21Yeah.
01:20:22So good to have you back.
01:20:23Ariana, I hope you don't mind.
01:20:24I invited a guest.
01:20:26Oh, a date?
01:20:30Not exactly.
01:20:32Surprise.
01:20:34Happy birthday, Ariana.
01:20:35Jason Handley.
01:20:37That was quite a round on Saturday.
01:20:41My sponsor certainly thinks so.
01:20:43She does indeed.
01:20:44So how'd you get into the sport?
01:20:46I've played since I was a kid.
01:20:47I just didn't pursue it seriously until someone showed me what it means to be brave.
01:20:52She sounds incredible.
01:20:54And beautiful.
01:20:55She is.
01:20:57She's smart, funny, and always her authentic self.
01:21:01So where is she?
01:21:03Oh, I screwed it up.
01:21:06The only way I can see her now is if I beg a mutual friend.
01:21:12The thing is, I'd really love a second chance.
01:21:16I mean, Jason, I don't know you, but I do know that life is short, time is precious, and love
01:21:21is rare.
01:21:22So if you really love someone, you have to go after them.
01:21:25Bet only if they feel the same way.
01:21:28It's your common sense.
01:21:30You think she might be interested?
01:21:34She could be.
01:21:39What?
01:21:43Okay.
01:21:45Hey!
01:21:47You could have warned me.
01:21:48Yes.
01:21:49I could have.
01:21:50But where's the fun in that?
01:21:56Oh, look at that.
01:21:58Oh my goodness!
01:21:59Oh, that's gorgeous.
01:22:01Oh, that's nice.
01:22:03Beautiful.
01:22:04Should we sing?
01:22:06Oh, God, no.
01:22:07But that's so anticlimactic.
01:22:09Yeah, how about a speech?
01:22:10Yeah.
01:22:11Yeah, speech.
01:22:12Oh, yeah, give a speech.
01:22:13Give a speech, give a speech.
01:22:15All right, um, my parents used to say,
01:22:19show me your friends and I'll show you who you are.
01:22:22And I think if they were here today,
01:22:24they would be really disappointed.
01:22:26No, I'm kidding.
01:22:27Yeah, sounds about right.
01:22:29I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
01:22:30I think they would be really proud with who I've become.
01:22:34I know I am.
01:22:38Aww.
01:22:40Woo!
01:22:41Yay!
01:22:42Happy birthday!
01:22:44Happy birthday, guys.
01:22:46Well, I did it.
01:22:47Incredible.
01:22:48I got a job,
01:22:50got some great friends,
01:22:53and got out of my own way.
01:22:57Theo Jorge was right all along.
01:22:59Okay.
01:23:00Please don't tell him I said that.
01:23:03Also, I'm not cut out of the will, so...
01:23:06He's my favorite Theo again.
01:23:08She did.
01:23:09She gets one.
01:23:10She did.
01:23:12You got plans tonight?
01:23:14What'd you have in mind?
01:23:16There they go.
01:23:19They're in love.
01:23:21You know,
01:23:22I can't guarantee you'll see a shooting star.
01:23:25I know.
01:23:26But a girl's gotta try.
01:23:28Bye beaucoup.
01:23:37Bye.
01:23:41Bye!
01:23:43Bye-bye.
01:23:46Bye.
01:23:47Bye-bye!
01:23:48Bye.
01:23:51Bye.
01:23:53Bye.
01:23:54Bye.
01:24:03Si ya ven conmigo, cuidarte contigo, te amo, mi amor
01:24:13I ride for you, I die for you, my life with you, my time for truth
01:24:19No lie to you, I fight for you, no hide the truth, no nothing
01:24:24No lie, take my lead in this dance, my love
01:24:27Look me into my eyes, be there, hold you closer to me, baila
01:24:35When you walk up in the room, my head turned on
01:24:38Never seen nothing like you want me, my girl
01:24:40Only wanna one up you up in a circle
01:24:43Tryna see that thing, I like that thing, my girl
01:24:45Only wanna be with you, can be my girl
01:24:48The only girl I ever checked since all the world
01:24:50Keep playing, baby girl, I'm taking this so serious
01:24:53Good trippin', I'ma treat you right, I'm in Aquaria
01:24:56I ride for you, I die for you, girl
01:24:59Can you believe homeboy tried to tell me I'm too independent?
01:25:03Hey you, get down, lace up my loose
01:25:05Here's a queen coming through
01:25:07Hey you, pull up, make me some food
01:25:10It's your highness to you
01:25:12Hey you, you a thug on the run with it
01:25:15Never had a chick to blow stacks and hunnits
01:25:17Hey you, is you glockin' or moppin'
01:25:20Cause I copped a ounce and I'm poppin'
01:25:22Cause I be in the club poppin' bottles like you
01:25:24And I just dropped a bag on a brand new coupe
01:25:26So tell me what you're gonna, what you're, what you're gonna do
01:25:29Cause everything you do, I can do for me too
01:25:31Oh nine nine, two of me two
01:25:34Racks on racks, got a boss on the loose
01:25:36Oh nine nine, two of me two
01:25:38Racks on racks, got a boss on the loose
01:25:42She do it for the wealth
01:25:44She don't need nobody else
01:25:46Selling water to a well
01:25:48Rack City make it right now
01:25:50She do it for the wealth
01:25:53She don't need nobody else
01:25:56Selling water to a well
01:25:57Rack City make it right now
01:25:59Hey you, get down, lace up my loose
01:26:06Here's a queen coming through
01:26:08Hey you, pull up, make me some food
01:26:11It's your highness to you
01:26:13Hey you, you a thug on the run with it
01:26:16Never had a chick to blow stacks in hundreds
01:26:18Hey you, is you glockin' or mobbin'?
01:26:21Cause I copped a ounce and I'm poppin'
01:26:23Cause I be in the club poppin' bottles like you
01:26:25And I just dropped a bag on a brand new coupe
01:26:28So tell me what you're gonna, what you're, what you're gonna do
01:26:30Cause everything you do, I can do for me too
01:26:32Oh nine nine, two of me two
01:26:35Racks on racks, got a boss on the loose
01:26:37Oh nine nine, two of me two
01:26:39Racks on racks, got a boss on the loose
01:26:43She do it for the wealth
01:26:45She don't need nobody else
01:26:47Selling water to a well
01:26:49Rack City make it right now
01:26:51She do it for the wealth
01:26:54She don't need nobody else
01:26:57Selling water to a well
01:26:58Rack City make it right now
01:27:02Rack City—
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