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00:00:37It's amazing how filthy your room is when you are such an impressive vacuum.
00:00:42Good one.
00:00:43I ran into Jackie yesterday.
00:00:48Your friend Johnny, he sold her seaside apartment in under a week.
00:00:52He's not my friend.
00:00:53You know, he moved out of his parents' house when he graduated.
00:00:56Maybe he could be your mentor?
00:00:58I'm older than him.
00:01:00Exactly.
00:01:03You know what would make your flyer pop?
00:01:05I don't need a catchphrase.
00:01:06It's working for Johnny.
00:01:08Available eight days a week, starting today.
00:01:11That actually defies 8,000 years of human history, but thank you.
00:01:14I hear he has a lovely girlfriend, too.
00:01:18An Italian.
00:01:19You need something to separate yourself from all the other schmoes out there.
00:01:23Something so people know they can trust you.
00:01:26Let's hear it.
00:01:29I'll treat your place like it's my own.
00:01:34Just don't show them your bedroom.
00:01:38Ma, I love you, but I do not need a catchphrase, okay?
00:01:43I'm an adult.
00:01:50Can I borrow the car?
00:01:53This is at Ditmar's Boulevard-bound Amnet Train.
00:01:57The next stop is Astoria Boulevard.
00:02:15What the fuck?
00:02:20Great.
00:02:23Hello?
00:02:34Hello?
00:02:37Hello?
00:02:47Hey, this is Ian Jensen.
00:02:49We have an open house today.
00:02:51Um, it's in 10 minutes.
00:02:55Call me.
00:03:21Oh, fuck.
00:03:25Oh, fuck.
00:03:29Oh, come on.
00:03:35Oh, God.
00:03:43Hi!
00:03:44Yeah, Ian Jensen.
00:03:46Yeah, let me show you around.
00:03:48This is the living room.
00:03:49As you can see, there's ample room for a couch.
00:03:52And, uh, is that out?
00:03:55You know what?
00:03:55I really want to show you the bedroom.
00:03:58Come on.
00:04:00Sorry about the mess.
00:04:01I was, uh, I was just finishing tidying up.
00:04:03Uh, as you can see, the bedroom is, is spacious.
00:04:06It, uh, it has a lot of, uh, room for-
00:04:09Whoa!
00:04:09Ugh!
00:04:10Dude, what the fuck, dude?
00:04:11Don't what the fuck me, man.
00:04:13Where have you been?
00:04:14I've been right here, man.
00:04:16Yeah, I can see that.
00:04:17But we have the open house.
00:04:18Hey!
00:04:19Thanks for the tour, but this is not the apartment I'm looking for.
00:04:22Dude, my battery must have died.
00:04:24I'm sorry, man.
00:04:33But we're in luck.
00:04:35Yeah?
00:04:35Why is that?
00:04:36My roommate must have cleaned the apartment.
00:04:51I'm sorry, man.
00:04:57Hi.
00:04:58Welcome.
00:04:59Please take a look around.
00:05:01Um, there's a sign in sheet right there.
00:05:02If you have any questions, I'd be more than happy to answer them.
00:05:06Yeah, the place is newly refurnished.
00:05:07Right by the NQR.
00:05:09Great schools.
00:05:15Any questions?
00:05:16Uh, no, no, no.
00:05:17I live in building.
00:05:18Come to see layout.
00:05:20My apartment bigger.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:23Okay.
00:05:23Well, hey, if you know anybody that might be interested, please take a flyer.
00:05:26Too small.
00:05:28Okay.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:29Thank you for coming.
00:05:34Yeah, all right.
00:05:35Hey, welcome.
00:05:36If you have any qu-
00:05:36Johnny?
00:05:37Well, if it isn't Ian J.
00:05:40What are you doing here?
00:05:41This is an open house, correct?
00:05:43I have a client.
00:05:45Hey, take a look around while I catch up with my old friend here.
00:05:50What?
00:05:50So you're going to try to steal this listing from me, too?
00:05:53Buddy, let it go.
00:05:54They reached out to me.
00:05:56Besides, I would not associate myself with this apartment.
00:06:00Oh.
00:06:00Well, seems to be good enough for your client.
00:06:02It's not.
00:06:03We're heading to that new development over on Steinway.
00:06:05He had to take a shit, so.
00:06:07Oh, come on.
00:06:08Hey, but check this out.
00:06:10Girlfriend's birthday last night.
00:06:12Shit got crazy.
00:06:13She's Italian.
00:06:17Still with Atlas, I see.
00:06:20Shall I send you regards?
00:06:22You can let them know that I am crushing it.
00:06:25See, a real estate entrepreneur like myself really needs to be their own boss.
00:06:30You might enjoy being a lackey for an outdated corporation.
00:06:34But that changes.
00:06:36Give me a call.
00:06:39There's room for one more in this wolf bag.
00:06:42Hey, we should get going.
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:48I think you're out of toilet paper.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:52Okay.
00:06:54Okay.
00:07:00Okay.
00:07:18I mean, Williamsburg people are my people.
00:07:21Like, they're educated or just super smart.
00:07:23I'm not elitist, but they, like, care about the arts and what's going on in the world,
00:07:27which basically nobody else is doing.
00:07:29I just feel like if you don't live in Williamsburg and you're able to,
00:07:33then you're just probably not really a good person.
00:07:35Right.
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:36I pride myself on being a good person.
00:07:39Are you into the arts?
00:07:40Like, who do you support?
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:41I, I, I mean, I saw the most recent Transformers movie knowing it wouldn't be very good.
00:07:47Like, I just went to this art exhibit.
00:07:49It was brilliant.
00:07:50Just brilliant.
00:07:51It was in Chelsea.
00:07:52So worth it.
00:07:53Tickets were, like, $200 or something like that.
00:07:56Yeah.
00:07:56I got comped.
00:07:57But, like, almost everyone else paid.
00:07:59Huh.
00:07:59And guess what was inside?
00:08:01Art.
00:08:02Dirt.
00:08:02Three massive piles of dirt.
00:08:04But not just any dirt.
00:08:05Like, one was collected from Syria, another from Afghanistan,
00:08:08and the third from an African country where there's a war going on.
00:08:11Wow.
00:08:13What, uh, what country was it?
00:08:14I don't remember.
00:08:15It was an open bar.
00:08:16But, like, what a message, right?
00:08:18Yeah.
00:08:18Like, things are really bad there,
00:08:20and I'm just glad I could do my part to be a part of the solution.
00:08:24Nice.
00:08:25So, what was it, like a fundraiser?
00:08:27I mean, what did they do with the money?
00:08:28They opened a studio in Bushwick.
00:08:30I mean, just think of all they can do to get the message out
00:08:33now that they have their own space.
00:08:34Yeah, totally.
00:08:35Your profile didn't mention where you live.
00:08:37Oh, did it?
00:08:38Um, you know, I live pretty nearby.
00:08:43It's okay.
00:08:43You can finish your bite.
00:08:44I'm going to head to the ladies' room.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:53Woo!
00:08:54Things are going well.
00:08:56You going to lie about where you live
00:08:57never ask mommy if you can have a sleepover.
00:09:00I do not want to talk to you right now.
00:09:02Now, Ian, I did not raise you to be a liar.
00:09:05She's going to like you for who you are.
00:09:07So, why don't you invite her over for lasagna Thursday?
00:09:10All I'm saying is I absolutely need my own place
00:09:12because things at night get free-kay.
00:09:17Hey, keep it to yourself, Johnny.
00:09:18Anal.
00:09:19I told you I don't want to hear it.
00:09:21What? I didn't say anything.
00:09:22Yeah, you did. You said anal.
00:09:24I won't deny things get hot on occasion.
00:09:27Look, all I'm saying is you may want to keep
00:09:30the living situation close to the peruvial chest.
00:09:33Whatever. I prefer the honest route.
00:09:35That's my boy.
00:09:37Yeah, that route pulling in the tail.
00:09:39Your calendar filled up.
00:09:41Who was the last lucky lady anyway?
00:09:44Amy.
00:09:45I've always liked Amy.
00:09:47You've stayed in touch with Amy since graduation?
00:09:49No. I haven't.
00:09:52My work here is done.
00:09:55Okay, what do I have to do?
00:09:57Open your binder to that place on Warhammer.
00:10:02There.
00:10:03The owners don't get back until Monday.
00:10:06It is right down the street.
00:10:08Listen, brother.
00:10:09It is not your fault
00:10:10that you were born to some family in New Jersey
00:10:12destined to be sounds intercourse for the next five years.
00:10:15I'm not going to be living there for five years.
00:10:17I was being optimistic, buddy.
00:10:19Luckily for you,
00:10:20that terrace will do all of the heavy lifting.
00:10:23Oh, Ian, what a gorgeous terrace.
00:10:26Its view is amazing.
00:10:28And it's so private.
00:10:31Nobody can see what you're doing.
00:10:34I want to suck your...
00:10:36What's that?
00:10:37Nothing. Nothing.
00:10:38All this is just papers from work.
00:10:40I got some open houses lined up next week.
00:10:43So, when am I going to see you on Million Dollar Listing?
00:10:45Ah, well, my agent is in talks with the producers right now.
00:10:48I love that show.
00:10:50There was an apartment in Tribeca
00:10:51where I considered, like,
00:10:53throwing myself at the buyer just to get up there.
00:10:55Just kidding.
00:10:56He was married.
00:10:57But he had a terrace the size of my bedroom.
00:11:01Well, actually, uh,
00:11:03I live on Lorimer,
00:11:05which is right here.
00:11:06And, uh,
00:11:07I got a terrace.
00:11:09Yeah.
00:11:10You know, I'm glad I didn't include it on my dating profile
00:11:13or else I wouldn't know if this date was
00:11:15for me or my apartment.
00:11:16You live on Lorimer.
00:11:18Mm-hmm.
00:11:18Very cool.
00:11:19Oh, thank you.
00:11:20Do you ever go out on your terrace
00:11:21and look at the other 8 million people in the world
00:11:23and just think
00:11:25how nice it would be with less people?
00:11:28Every day?
00:11:30Yeah, I just...
00:11:31Imagine if the city only had, like, 1 million people.
00:11:35I mean,
00:11:36the subways would actually be on time for once.
00:11:38And it would short my morning line for coffee.
00:11:39Mm-hmm.
00:11:40Yeah, all lines.
00:11:41You know, no lines would exist.
00:11:42It would be fantastic.
00:11:43It would be like an urban utopia.
00:11:45Every time I see a light go on in the distance,
00:11:47I say to myself,
00:11:48that's the asshole that's gonna get to SoulCycle before me
00:11:50and take the last bike in the front row
00:11:52and ruin my day.
00:11:53Yeah.
00:11:53Mm-hmm.
00:11:57So, what do you say we wrap this up
00:11:59and get a drink in my place?
00:12:02We can hang out on my terrace
00:12:05and curse these people that are clogging up the city.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:12Okay, you can open your eyes.
00:12:14Oh, wow.
00:12:15This place could be a million-dollar listing.
00:12:19I got lucky finding it.
00:12:21Yeah.
00:12:22You want to go see the terrace?
00:12:24Yes, I do.
00:12:25All right.
00:12:33Oh, my God.
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:35What a gorgeous terrace.
00:12:36This view is amazing.
00:12:37Thank you very much.
00:12:38And it's so private.
00:12:40Mm-hmm.
00:12:41No one can really see what you're doing.
00:12:44I want to...
00:12:46I want to take a picture.
00:12:48Oh, oh, the view.
00:12:50Yeah, sure, I don't mind.
00:12:51Yeah, do it.
00:12:53I'm gonna go pop this baby open.
00:12:54Okay.
00:12:55And I'll get us some glasses.
00:12:56Great.
00:12:56All right.
00:12:57Yeah.
00:12:59Yeah.
00:13:14Hey, what's funny?
00:13:15Oh, just my friend being an idiot and offered to send a rescue party.
00:13:19Huh?
00:13:20Well, I hope you told the party to stand down.
00:13:23They're awaiting further instruction.
00:13:25All right.
00:13:27Why don't you tell them to come by, and I think I can win them over.
00:13:30And give up some of our champagne.
00:13:31I'd rather make the wrong decision.
00:13:34Oh.
00:13:55Oh, home sweet home.
00:13:57Oh, look.
00:13:59Your mom sent me another card.
00:14:00Some holiday I don't know about.
00:14:04It's a thank you card.
00:14:06For my thank you card.
00:14:08Does it ever end?
00:14:18Did you have someone over here?
00:14:21No.
00:14:22You mean you drank this bottle all by yourself?
00:14:25No.
00:14:26Who is he?
00:14:27No, I mean I've never seen that bottle before.
00:14:29Oh, the champagne fairy strikes again.
00:14:33You mean you're not prepared to tell me about your other boyfriend?
00:14:37Who is in our bed?
00:14:41And he's bi.
00:14:42Hi, sorry.
00:14:43He didn't tell me he had a roommate.
00:14:45Ian, wake up.
00:14:46Ian?
00:14:47Who's Ian?
00:14:48It's our realtor.
00:14:49Oh my God.
00:14:49What's our realtor doing in our bed?
00:14:51That's not your bed, Ian.
00:14:52That's our bed.
00:14:53I'm really sorry.
00:14:54Listen, I just...
00:14:56I didn't think you were going to be back for a week.
00:14:58You don't live here?
00:14:59Um, not exactly.
00:15:00Where do you live?
00:15:01Listen, let me just talk to them real quick.
00:15:03Hey, hey, hey.
00:15:04Listen, I'm sorry.
00:15:05I invited her over just to show her the terrace and we had a drink and, you know, one thing
00:15:09led to another, okay?
00:15:09Is it Bushwick?
00:15:10Do you live in Bushwick?
00:15:11I mean, maybe that could work.
00:15:12I think I want my keys back.
00:15:14And our bed.
00:15:15I'm sorry.
00:15:15Look, I really messed up.
00:15:16I did.
00:15:16Just, please, don't take the listing from me.
00:15:18Is it Queens?
00:15:18I really need it.
00:15:19Please.
00:15:19Do you live in Queens?
00:15:20I heard things are kind of cool there now.
00:15:21You heard right, darling.
00:15:23No.
00:15:23No, no, no.
00:15:24This is not consensual.
00:15:25You can't just bring girls back to my apartment.
00:15:27No, I know.
00:15:28Just give me a week, all right?
00:15:29Where do you live?
00:15:30I live in New Jersey.
00:15:33With my parents.
00:15:34Oh, hell no.
00:15:35I know.
00:15:35I know.
00:15:36I mean, it's big.
00:15:38It looks like I have my own apartment.
00:15:39The size of your apartment should be the least of your worries.
00:15:43I faked my orgasm.
00:15:46Both of them?
00:15:47Yes.
00:15:55Oh, there, there.
00:15:57Drink this.
00:15:58This will make you feel better.
00:15:59Sometimes I wish I could fake an orgasm.
00:16:02As if.
00:16:04So Brandon and I were talking, and we agreed that you can keep the listing.
00:16:09You mean it?
00:16:10Hey, everybody makes mistakes, right?
00:16:12Like dating women, for one.
00:16:14Oh.
00:16:15Thank you so, so much.
00:16:16Listen, I promise I will treat this place like it's my own.
00:16:20Uh, no, no, actually, don't do, don't do that.
00:16:23Oh, no, no, no, that's not what I meant.
00:16:25That, that's just, that's my slogan.
00:16:26Oh, well, you need to get a new one.
00:16:28Seriously.
00:16:29Yeah.
00:16:30I promise to not have sex in your bed.
00:16:33That works.
00:16:54Good morning.
00:16:56How did Poochie sleep?
00:17:02Sorry about last night.
00:17:07You passed out in under five seconds.
00:17:11But I have plenty of energy now.
00:17:15Oh, the romance.
00:17:25Not again.
00:17:28That Scottish idolizing bastard.
00:17:31Want some music?
00:17:33It won't work.
00:17:34Bagpipes operate on unstoppable frequency.
00:17:47How's the day looking?
00:17:49Oh, I shouldn't be too late.
00:17:51I want to remake my new creation of it.
00:17:55Yeah, some kind of eclair, right?
00:17:58It's as if a croissant and an eclair had a baby,
00:18:02but with lighter cream.
00:18:04Well, if it's half as popular as the cronut,
00:18:07we can buy this place and I can be your assistant.
00:18:10We've tried that.
00:18:11You don't follow directions.
00:18:13That measuring cup was in Spanish.
00:18:17But I can design a website to handle all your international orders.
00:18:22What?
00:18:23So no line of people forming at 6 a.m.?
00:18:26People will love you for it.
00:18:28You can declare it the anti-cronut.
00:18:31I was thinking crew Claire.
00:18:35Fluffy eclair.
00:18:37Not quite.
00:18:38It's missing something.
00:18:40Fluffy nuggets.
00:18:43I don't think we need the word fluffy in the title.
00:18:46Fluffy will sell.
00:18:48Trust me.
00:18:50Hi, Sean.
00:18:51Hi, Samantha.
00:18:52Do you have a minute?
00:18:53Ah, you stay.
00:18:54I'm a bit late.
00:18:55I'm listening to you tonight, though,
00:18:56and maybe I'll have a fluffy sweet roll waiting for you.
00:19:01Hey, man.
00:19:02What's up?
00:19:04The new cameras are installed.
00:19:06That one's high definition.
00:19:08Keeps an eye on the mailboxes.
00:19:11Cool.
00:19:11I'll be sure to get my best behavior to walk through.
00:19:14The reason why I mentioned that was because we as a board have decided that an assessment
00:19:20was necessary to pay for these enhancements.
00:19:22I saw the Facebook update on it.
00:19:24Totally on board with the board.
00:19:27Your last payment was the old amount.
00:19:31Oh, I got you.
00:19:32I'll update the amount tonight for sure.
00:19:35You have a package.
00:19:37Oh, nice.
00:19:38I'll grab it on my way back.
00:19:40Enjoy the day, man.
00:20:42Thanks for coming up.
00:20:44You didn't grab my package.
00:20:46No.
00:20:47All I saw down there was this.
00:20:50Can you show me how to access the security camera footage?
00:20:53Sure.
00:20:54I'm pretty sure somebody grabbed it by mistake.
00:20:58I knew I should have grabbed that package.
00:21:01You know, Michelle and 2E had a package stolen last week,
00:21:04but that was before we installed the cameras.
00:21:07Anything valuable?
00:21:09Not anything too expensive.
00:21:11Not sure what their policy is on stolen packages, though.
00:21:16What floor is this guy on?
00:21:19You don't look familiar.
00:21:24Ha!
00:21:26There!
00:21:27What?
00:21:27Who the...
00:21:28Is he actually opening my package in the lobby?
00:21:34Veer spanking?
00:21:41Um...
00:21:42Uh...
00:21:43Yeah.
00:21:45It was a bit of an impulse buy.
00:21:48It's actually...
00:21:49Well...
00:21:50It's a...
00:21:52It's a sex toy for men.
00:21:56For your butt?
00:21:56No, man.
00:21:57Not for my butt.
00:21:58It's a toy that, you know, you would use to...
00:22:01Jerk off.
00:22:04It has a video.
00:22:05You...
00:22:07Yes.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09Yes.
00:22:25Yeah.
00:22:33Yes.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:40So, do I need to call the police and file a report?
00:22:45I don't think they deploy a task force to recover your van spunked.
00:22:51Ver spankin'.
00:23:02That guy does look familiar.
00:23:05He probably lives nearby.
00:23:07Let me see that card.
00:23:15Robin Hood 2020 coming to you again.
00:23:17We got another package here.
00:23:19You know I rob from the rich and give to you, all my fans and followers.
00:23:23This package is courtesy of Mike Miller from 420 Bedford Avenue.
00:23:31Let's see what he got.
00:23:32Or shall I say, let's see what you get.
00:23:34Holy shit.
00:23:36This guy just steals packages and hasn't made a YouTube channel about it?
00:23:41He has over 6,342,000 subscribers.
00:23:47What?
00:23:48Are you kidding?
00:23:49I don't want 6,000,000 people knowing I ordered a sex toy.
00:23:53I need to stop this guy before he makes his next video.
00:23:57Can you zoom in on his face?
00:24:03Power of high definition.
00:24:05And thank you for saving the whole thing of being abergasted fish.
00:24:06Please cut that fish.
00:24:07This one's gonna be the first time to offer you.
00:24:26And then, let's see how we're stopping.
00:24:46Hey! Don't touch those!
00:25:09Hey! Don't touch those!
00:25:39Hi, hon.
00:25:40Yeah, I'll be home in a minute.
00:25:45Hi, hon.
00:25:46Hi.
00:25:47These look delicious.
00:25:49Have we decided on fluffy nuggets yet?
00:25:51That's still undecided.
00:25:52You can try one.
00:25:53I've decided to explore the opinions of people who are not my boyfriend.
00:25:58I give unbiased opinions.
00:26:00Always have.
00:26:00And these?
00:26:02Did this guy steal something from us?
00:26:05Yeah, that guy stole my package and Todd was able to send me this photo from the camera feed in
00:26:10the lobby.
00:26:12Taking matters into your own hands, I see.
00:26:16Seems the police won't investigate theft below $100, so I inserted myself into the situation.
00:26:22What got you so motivated?
00:26:25That's a funny story.
00:26:28Go on.
00:26:30It's actually something called a Verspankin'.
00:26:33It's a sex toy.
00:26:38No, really?
00:26:41Well, thanks, but I'm pretty sure mine just needs new batteries, so...
00:26:48Yeah, it's actually for guys.
00:26:54For your butt?
00:26:55No, it's not for my butt.
00:26:56Why does everyone think that?
00:26:58No, it's...
00:26:59Well, it's hard to explain.
00:27:00There is a video, but it's not for my butt.
00:27:02Video?
00:27:02Wait, what do you mean everyone?
00:27:06Todd was also confused about it.
00:27:09Todd?
00:27:10I'm glad you're so comfortable sharing, but perhaps we keep things related to our sex life to ourselves?
00:27:18Absolutely.
00:27:19It's not that I was oversharing, but he was helping me access the...
00:27:22And then, well, he pried it out of me.
00:27:25Maybe not the best choice of words.
00:27:28I have to head to the board meeting.
00:27:30I just know that if Jennifer likes these, she'll mention it to her sister, the one with the
00:27:34blog.
00:27:35I eat my happiness?
00:27:36No.
00:27:37It's called Happy Eats.
00:27:39Oh.
00:27:40I'm just gonna grab one more before you go.
00:27:42No.
00:27:43Jennifer didn't get one last time, so this time I'm bringing one for everyone.
00:27:48Then maybe if you water the plants, you won't be missing that for spent after all.
00:27:54For spankin'.
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:56That.
00:27:57Bye.
00:28:13Coming.
00:28:16What did Poochie forget?
00:28:39Hi, Evan. Come in. Thanks for coming. We're just waiting on Samantha to get started.
00:28:45Hi, Todd.
00:28:48Well, hello there. Hello there to you, too. I hope the last night wasn't too...
00:28:54No, no. It was fun. I'm sorry I didn't stay. I just really love my bed, and it's a surprisingly
00:29:01easy walk home.
00:29:03Yeah, that's very true. I am slowly getting used to having the whole bed to myself as well, so...
00:29:08Well, it's a nice adjustment. Trust me. Yeah.
00:29:12Hey, guys. I come bearing gifts.
00:29:17Splendid.
00:29:21These look good. Are these chocolate eclairs?
00:29:25Uh, no. It's a new creation. I'm thinking of calling them fluffy nuggets.
00:29:31Branding is very important.
00:29:34Mmm. Oh, yeah. These are very good.
00:29:38Anna?
00:29:39Oh, no. I can't. But, um, Evan can have mine.
00:29:42Oh, perfect.
00:29:45I'd be happy to share the recipe on your sister's blog if you like them.
00:29:48Oh, yeah. I'll try one in just a second. I just want to bring the board meeting into order. We
00:29:52have a few things to cover, including interviewing somebody for the new doorman position.
00:29:57That'll be good to have. Another package was stolen from the lobby earlier today.
00:30:01Again?
00:30:03Sean had something stolen.
00:30:05Oh, no. What was it?
00:30:07It's nothing important. It's just something he ordered online.
00:30:11Did the cameras pick it up?
00:30:12Yes. Power of high definition.
00:30:15Have you posted the picture on the building's Facebook page? People should be on alert in case he returns.
00:30:20And speaking of unsavory people in our building, I would like to raise the issue of people renting out their
00:30:25apartments on Airbnb.
00:30:26Who's renting out their apartments?
00:30:28Naveen and 2B, for one, he has somebody new in there every week, and I just can't get comfortable with
00:30:33strangers in the building.
00:30:37Oh, that must be our guy.
00:30:42Everyone, this is Vladimir.
00:30:44Hi.
00:30:45You can call me Vlad.
00:30:53Thank you for coming.
00:30:55Yes.
00:30:57I see you come with a lot of experience.
00:30:59Perhaps you can start by telling us what interested you in this position.
00:31:03Being a doorman in Manhattan is a young man's game.
00:31:09Your job post mentioned a chair.
00:31:14I will happily come to Williamsburg for the occasional sitting in the chair.
00:31:24Um, I see you worked in the Dakota in the late 70s. I can only imagine those stories.
00:31:30Which I will take to the grave. A doorman who shares his secrets is no better than...
00:31:37I'm not sure who that could possibly be.
00:31:42I'm not sure what your plans are later, but I was thinking about going out to the...
00:31:47What is she doing here?
00:31:50Hi, everyone. Sorry I'm late.
00:31:52Can we, uh, pause for a minute? Can we talk?
00:32:02You flirting with Anna already? That didn't take long.
00:32:05What? What are you doing here?
00:32:06I'm still a member of the board.
00:32:07Yeah, you moved out.
00:32:08So what? My name is on the mortgage and I want to protect my investment.
00:32:11I told you I would buy your half.
00:32:13Okay. When we finalize the price and you pay me my half, I will gladly step down.
00:32:20Sorry I'm late, everyone.
00:32:22Do you have another chair?
00:32:24We didn't think you were coming. Um, or else I would have grabbed another chair from the other room.
00:32:28Just wait one second.
00:32:31Excuse me.
00:32:35Would you mind sitting on this?
00:32:37It shouldn't be a long meeting.
00:32:39Happy to work out my core while I'm here.
00:32:44Okay. Sorry about that.
00:32:46We were just interviewing Vlad about the new doorman position.
00:32:48Great.
00:32:49Hello.
00:32:51So, perhaps you can tell us what you think your experience can bring to the 190 Lorimer.
00:32:56I have not lost single package in 30 years.
00:33:00I remember names with a handshake, and I know when to look the other way.
00:33:08I feel extra responsible for residence, like parent.
00:33:12I once flushed coke down toilet faster than I can say to officer,
00:33:18what coke?
00:33:19That's sugar.
00:33:21I saved him a lot of trouble.
00:33:23There was a time I deliver baby in lobby.
00:33:27Not so common in this country, no?
00:33:31It was boy.
00:33:34Which is better than girl.
00:33:39Are you two fucking?
00:33:42What the hell, Tracy?
00:33:44Not appropriate at all.
00:33:46Yeah, Evan and I are not involved at all.
00:33:48I want Evan to tell me that.
00:33:50Go ahead.
00:33:51This is not the appropriate time to have this conversation.
00:33:55Besides, you moved out.
00:33:56I will lose my shit right now if you don't answer me.
00:34:00Just so we can move on, nobody, Anna included, has slept with me.
00:34:08I just thought when I...
00:34:10Sorry about that.
00:34:12Just been a crazy few weeks is all.
00:34:15I don't mean to be insensitive, but don't you think Evan would simply lie given the circumstances?
00:34:21He can't lie.
00:34:22Like physically, his right eyebrow twitches anytime he lies.
00:34:25I have no reason to lie!
00:34:28Now, can we please move past this ridiculous scene that you were causing?
00:34:34You are saying?
00:34:36In this job, you are constantly learning and growing.
00:34:41Are you trying to be slick?
00:34:42What is it now?
00:34:43You said nobody had slept with you.
00:34:45Yeah, so?
00:34:46Nice try. Answer me this, have you and Anna had sex?
00:34:49I have already said, Anna and I have not had intercourse.
00:34:55No twitch. Can we move on with this please?
00:34:57See what he's doing? He's trying to narrow his answer.
00:35:00What is it? You get a blowjob?
00:35:02She looks like the blowjob type.
00:35:04You're embarrassing yourself.
00:35:05Answer me!
00:35:06No! Anna has not given me a blowjob.
00:35:09Seriously, this is crazy. Back to the interview.
00:35:13No twitch.
00:35:15As I said before, I will take all secrets with me to the grave.
00:35:20Really? A handjob? Is that it? That's cute.
00:35:23Tracy, you need to get a hold of yourself.
00:35:25Stop looking in my eye!
00:35:27No, no one has given me a handjob.
00:35:31Alright, Happy?
00:35:32Now you owe Anna and everyone else in this room an apology.
00:35:36I know you're hiding something.
00:35:41Stay away from Evan.
00:35:42Are you trying to kill me?
00:35:44Oh, don't exaggerate.
00:35:45No, you know I'm lactose intolerant.
00:35:47Nobody's ever died from an eclair.
00:35:50Fluffy Nugget.
00:35:50What?
00:35:51Consistent branding's important.
00:35:53You know what? A quick job.
00:35:55What?
00:35:55Yeah, I jerked your ex-boyfriend off with my feet.
00:35:58Happy?
00:36:01See, I knew they were up to something.
00:36:05Um, I think I better go as well.
00:36:07Vlad gets my vote.
00:36:12Does this mean I have job?
00:36:27Here you go, sir.
00:36:28You have to use a machine, miss.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:33This?
00:36:34Ah!
00:36:34Si, si, aspetta eh.
00:36:38Thank you!
00:36:39One second, you have to hit credit card on a TV screen here.
00:36:43No, no, I didn't understand anything.
00:36:45I'm sorry.
00:36:48Ok, it's right here.
00:36:49You hit credit.
00:36:51Ah!
00:36:53Got it.
00:36:54Ok.
00:36:55Can I go now?
00:36:59Good?
00:37:00Yeah!
00:37:01Thank you!
00:37:02Thank you!
00:37:04What do you say? Do you call him?
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:07Ok.
00:37:13Yeah, we are outside.
00:37:16Ok.
00:37:17Great.
00:37:18He's coming downstairs to get us.
00:37:21It's a nice building.
00:37:22Perhaps Marco was right in choosing William's boyfriend.
00:37:25Hi.
00:37:25Hi.
00:37:26Can I help you?
00:37:27No, no.
00:37:27Thank you, we are just waiting for someone.
00:37:31Hi!
00:37:32So nice to see you again!
00:37:35Oh!
00:37:36It's been so long.
00:37:37Hey Jennifer.
00:37:38Hi.
00:37:39Good friends for me too.
00:37:40Oh.
00:37:41Well, I guess you guys got a lot to catch up on.
00:37:44Welcome to 190 Lorimer.
00:37:46Come on in.
00:37:47Hope your flight in was ok.
00:37:48Yeah.
00:37:58Sorry about that earlier.
00:38:00Jennifer is just against Airbnb so I just have to be a little small.
00:38:03Is it a problem?
00:38:04No, no, no, no.
00:38:06But if anyone has to say we're friends.
00:38:08Sure, sure.
00:38:08So which one of you is Cara?
00:38:11That's me.
00:38:11Hello again.
00:38:12Hi.
00:38:13You don't look like a Marco.
00:38:14No, Marco couldn't come.
00:38:15I'm Lia.
00:38:16Hi Lia.
00:38:17Welcome home.
00:38:18So this obviously is the kitchen.
00:38:20Help yourself to any food that's there.
00:38:22That is my room in there.
00:38:24And that's you guys up there.
00:38:26Nice.
00:38:27Yes.
00:38:27This is the key to the apartment.
00:38:28Okay.
00:38:29And the code to the gate downstairs is pound zero three nine zero.
00:38:35Pound is?
00:38:36As in hashtag?
00:38:38Oh, yeah.
00:38:39What do you guys have planned for the rest of the week?
00:38:41We're going to see everything.
00:38:42Uh-huh.
00:38:43First, MoMA, Highline, Chelsea Market.
00:38:47No Times Square?
00:38:49Oh.
00:38:49Oh, yeah.
00:38:50Of course.
00:38:50Stay away from Elmo.
00:38:53I would actually advise you to stay away from anyone in a costume.
00:38:56Okay.
00:38:57Yeah?
00:38:58Come on with that.
00:38:59Enjoy your stay.
00:39:00Feel at home.
00:39:01Thank you so much.
00:39:02And I'm going to be gone.
00:39:02Maybe I'll catch you later.
00:39:04Okay.
00:39:04Okay.
00:39:06Ciao.
00:39:06Ciao.
00:39:06Grazie.
00:39:14Bellissima.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:16Come here.
00:39:17Come here.
00:39:18We're here.
00:39:20No.
00:39:21It's beautiful.
00:39:22It's even more beautiful than the photos.
00:39:24Nice.
00:39:25Yes.
00:39:26Are you tired?
00:39:28Do you want to rest?
00:39:29No.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:30Let's go explore.
00:39:31A little to the right.
00:39:33No.
00:39:34My right.
00:39:38Perfect.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:41One down.
00:39:43How many of these do we need?
00:39:45I promise five a day.
00:39:47Is Pietro getting a little old for this?
00:39:50He's five.
00:39:52Besides, he's his favorite player, Buffon.
00:39:54Which also happens to be my dad's favorite player.
00:39:57You know your dad is the one who really wants them.
00:40:00Obviously.
00:40:04Let's go and see the bridge.
00:40:07Oh, it looks so pretty.
00:40:08Oh, wait.
00:40:09I'm not waiting.
00:40:11Oh, come on.
00:40:12Fine.
00:40:13Go ahead.
00:40:13Eat your ice cream.
00:40:16This is when I take the best shot ever.
00:40:20Boom.
00:40:24Let me see.
00:40:29Marco would have loved this.
00:40:31You know, he stops at every place we pass to get a survey.
00:40:37Roger Turin is impressive.
00:40:38Okay.
00:40:39I'm instituting a no Marco rule.
00:40:41Sorry.
00:40:42I just thought about it.
00:40:43The ice cream is good.
00:40:44This is a bit though.
00:40:46It's quite respectable, I should.
00:40:49Wanna try it?
00:40:51Just this spoon, no?
00:40:56It's good, right?
00:40:57Not bad.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:41:00Hey, it's Ali Fair.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:04Now I'm gonna get a double spoon because you're bad.
00:41:12I know how to cheer you up.
00:41:15What?
00:41:16Drinking and shopping.
00:41:18In that order.
00:41:20Let's try it.
00:41:24Wine in a box.
00:41:25What?
00:41:26I'm not gonna drink that.
00:41:27The man promised me we're good.
00:41:29Yeah, right.
00:41:30You trusted him.
00:41:35You know what?
00:41:37Cool glass.
00:41:39You are American and fashion.
00:41:40That's right.
00:41:41Time to celebrate.
00:41:46Okay.
00:41:47Stop.
00:41:47Wow, that's...
00:41:53Excuse me.
00:41:55Oh, that's awesome.
00:41:57I'm gonna get us in trouble.
00:42:00Picture time.
00:42:04Best picture ever.
00:42:09You know what?
00:42:10Let's slam it in and go shopping.
00:42:12Ugh.
00:42:21Welcome.
00:42:22Let me know if I can help you with anything.
00:42:24We have more sizes in the back.
00:42:26Okay, thank you.
00:42:29Great choice.
00:42:30We also have another print from that designer in the front, if you want me to grab it.
00:42:33Eh...
00:42:34No, thank you.
00:42:38Can we leave it in peace for a minute?
00:42:48I think I'm going to try this one now.
00:42:50It's cute.
00:43:07Okay.
00:43:08Cut.
00:43:12I've never found anything yet.
00:43:13No, nothing yet.
00:43:15I'm so happy.
00:43:16Perfect.
00:43:18Confirming.
00:43:19I'll take it.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:23You're not going to take it off?
00:43:25I like these more than what I was wearing.
00:43:29Ciao.
00:43:29I'd like to buy these dresses.
00:43:31Okay, great.
00:43:32I'm glad you found something like you need to take off the dress and maybe not oh
00:43:39That's fine. I can ring you up if you lean forward
00:43:51You'll also need to come around so I can remove the security device
00:43:58Oh boy, I
00:44:01I
00:44:01So when I take my phone out
00:44:14You're all set
00:44:15This is nice, yeah, it's beautiful. I
00:44:26Want to take a picture of you with the dress and the okay skyline. Go ahead, okay?
00:44:33Let's do it properly. Oh, come on. Haven't we passed our five photo code now one more and this time
00:44:40you'll hold
00:44:41Where did your father get these anyway? He did and mark about it
00:44:45Marco? Yeah for pietra's birthday. No wonder you keep bringing him up
00:44:50Don't be stupid
00:44:52No, I get it now. This isn't about taking photos for your brother. This is about bringing Marco along with
00:44:58you. I
00:45:00Don't know what you're talking about
00:45:01Cara every photo is a reminder
00:45:03You can't keep taking photos of this stupid doll. It's not healthy
00:45:09What the fuck yeah, what do you think you are? You can't go in there's East River?
00:45:16I'm gone
00:45:17Cara smittila, esci fuori dall'acqua
00:45:22Cara
00:45:24Marco's going to make things right. He made you a mistake one mistake, but he's gonna make things right
00:45:30Cara, look at yourself. You're saving a bubble head from a river
00:45:33He won't make things right. I told you
00:45:36Cara
00:45:37Stop it. Leave me alone
00:45:43You ruined it. It's ruined
00:45:48Cara, I'm sorry, but
00:45:51It's a doll
00:45:53It's not a doll
00:46:18Cara
00:46:19Cara, I'm so sorry. I know it is hard
00:46:23I just miss him so much
00:46:25You know, we've been talking about this trip for over a year
00:46:29About how romantic it was going to be
00:46:32Yeah
00:46:35You deserve better and it will happen
00:46:38I promise
00:46:43There is some good news out of this
00:46:45What is it?
00:46:47The doll is no longer what Marco gave you
00:46:50Now it's a reminder of our trip to New York
00:46:53It's a monster
00:46:56It's our monster
00:47:00Thank you Leah for coming
00:47:02The thought of staying in Torino
00:47:05Of course I came
00:47:07Think of all the excitement we got
00:47:09We haven't even made it to Manate yet
00:47:14Ah
00:47:33It's not her
00:47:34The Maggie
00:47:58Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, no!
00:48:05Hi, I locked myself out of my apartment. Do you think I can borrow your phone?
00:48:09Yeah, of course. It's probably going to take a while for a locksmith to show up. You want to come
00:48:16in?
00:48:16Yeah, thanks.
00:48:20I thankfully gave a spare to my friend who lives nearby. She just better pick up.
00:48:24Here, make yourself at home.
00:48:28Thank you. This is so embarrassing.
00:48:32I'm Evan, by the way.
00:48:34Oh, sorry. I wish I'd introduced myself to you and your girlfriend when I first moved in.
00:48:37That would make this a lot less awkward. Please, please, please pick up.
00:48:42I like your slippers.
00:48:43Oh, thank you. They were a gift for a friend, but once I named them, I couldn't let them go.
00:48:47This one is Oscar, and this one... Oh! Jenny, thank God. I'm locked out of my apartment.
00:48:54Oh, it's in my neighbor's phone.
00:48:57Um, stop laughing. I'm in my pajamas. It's not funny.
00:49:02Yeah, why?
00:49:04He has a girlfriend.
00:49:06Okay, then get dressed.
00:49:09Yes, now!
00:49:11Yes, I love you so, so, so much. Just please hurry up. Please. Thank you. Thank you.
00:49:19So, uh, no need to be alarmed, but my girlfriend and I recently broke up.
00:49:25That's what the boxes by the door are.
00:49:27You know, my friend was just being an idiot. She has a maternity level of a squirrel.
00:49:33Do you want a sweatshirt?
00:49:34Yes, please. I know we're neighbors and all, but I don't typically go out dressed like this.
00:49:41For a fellow Dubfire fan?
00:49:43No way! You're a Dubfire fan?
00:49:45I didn't think they were known outside of Austin.
00:49:47Well, I grew up in Round Rock. You know they're playing at the Oasis party tonight, right?
00:49:51I know. I'm so mad I couldn't get tickets.
00:49:57Uh, is everything okay?
00:49:59Uh, yeah. No. Um, my ex is coming to grab her things right now.
00:50:06I don't mean to be weird, but would you mind waiting in the bathroom?
00:50:11It's just, she has a temper and, you know, rather than explain that you got locked, it'd just be easier
00:50:16this way.
00:50:17I could wait in the hallway if you prefer.
00:50:19No, it's just she's already in the hallway and I just don't want her to see you leaving the apartment.
00:50:23You know, it's fine. Never mind. I'll just, I'll explain.
00:50:26No, no. It's okay. I understand.
00:50:27Breakups can be tricky.
00:50:29Oh. Okay.
00:50:35Coming!
00:50:38Hi, Tracy. No need to come in. I boxed the rest of your things.
00:50:42In fact, why don't I just help you bring this down?
00:50:46Nice to see you, too. Actually, can I just, um, use the bathroom?
00:50:48Uh, no, you can't.
00:50:51What?
00:50:52Uh, I actually, I have to go first.
00:51:04So, Tracy needs to go to the bathroom. I need to hide you.
00:51:08I thought I was hiding.
00:51:10Look, if you do this for me, I'll give you my friend's ticket to the Dubfire Show.
00:51:14Are you talking to yourself?
00:51:16Just saying a few mantras.
00:51:22It's all yours.
00:51:26Okay?
00:51:32Hold on.
00:51:35Ah.
00:51:37Hold on.
00:51:44Give us some time.
00:51:59I think you're out of soap.
00:52:02Uh, check under the sink.
00:52:04No, I don't see any.
00:52:06I'm just gonna use your shower gel.
00:52:22So, I've been thinking...
00:52:24What's that?
00:52:25Well, I've been talking to my therapist and...
00:52:27We don't need to have this conversation again.
00:52:31Just hear me out, okay?
00:52:32I feel like I need to take some responsibility for all of this.
00:52:36Tracy, we really don't need to...
00:52:37I've reacted poorly and I can't help but think that maybe I was to blame.
00:52:41I felt like maybe you weren't attracted to me anymore.
00:52:44Or, I don't know, I just...
00:52:45I got really insecure.
00:52:47You know that's not...
00:52:50Erectile dysfunction is a really common problem and...
00:52:54And neither of us are to blame.
00:52:58And I was just thinking that, you know, maybe...
00:53:04Tracy, what are you doing?
00:53:05Well, I just...
00:53:06Was just thinking that maybe I would be willing to try that...
00:53:10You know, the thing.
00:53:13No, I don't know.
00:53:15The thing with the feet.
00:53:17That's not a thing.
00:53:19That happened one time.
00:53:21But it worked with her so I was thinking, you know, maybe it would work with us.
00:53:25But that was not the only thing that was wrong with our relationship.
00:53:28Fuck you.
00:53:29Like your temper, for one thing.
00:53:31I'm Italian.
00:53:32Being 50% Italian doesn't give you the right to be 100% an asshole.
00:53:35I didn't even want to do the thing with the feet.
00:53:37I was just saying that I was willing to try it because it was something that you needed.
00:53:42That's not something I need.
00:53:45I need you to get going.
00:53:48It's all in there.
00:53:49I'm just making sure.
00:53:51Where's my Dubfire sweatshirt?
00:53:55That's...
00:53:55That's my sweatshirt.
00:53:57But I bought it.
00:53:58So I want it back.
00:54:01Well, I threw it out.
00:54:04Bullshit.
00:54:06You know, I didn't get rid of it because I was...
00:54:08I was mad or anything.
00:54:09I just got rid of it because...
00:54:11It reminded me of how sweet you could be.
00:54:13And the nice memories that we have.
00:54:17My sensitive pool bear.
00:54:19We can still make nice memories.
00:54:29Hi, I was just locked down in my apartment and I just needed to use the phone as off.
00:54:34Anna, too far away being on the second floor?
00:54:37You had to find someone across the hall to fuck?
00:54:39I'm serious.
00:54:40Tracy, this isn't what it looks like.
00:54:41How many sluts can live in one building?
00:54:44Wait, and you gave her my sweatshirt?
00:54:46Another nice memory, asshole.
00:54:49Here, here.
00:54:49You can have it.
00:54:50I just...
00:54:50I was locked out of my pajamas and Evan saw that I was a Dubfire fan.
00:54:53Oh, that's cute.
00:54:54Did you get that trying to find yourself at Burning Man?
00:54:57Tracy.
00:54:58I'm leaving.
00:54:59Don't call.
00:55:05Then we will.
00:55:07Look, I should go meet my friend.
00:55:09She'll be here any minute.
00:55:11I'm sorry for getting you in trouble.
00:55:12Let me buy you a drink at the Dubfire concert and we'll call it even.
00:55:15Deal.
00:55:16That's all.
00:55:17...
00:56:06Hi, I'd like to come in for a pedicure as soon as you have available.
00:56:10Yeah, 3pm is perfect.
00:56:25Good morning, Squirtgun.
00:56:27Mom.
00:56:28Good morning, Aiden.
00:56:31How did you sleep?
00:56:32I didn't sleep good.
00:56:34I didn't like it here.
00:56:35You didn't sleep good or you didn't sleep well?
00:56:37How's my room?
00:56:39We just need to unpack some of your toys and you will love it here.
00:56:42I promise.
00:56:44You want some eggs?
00:56:45The sunny ones?
00:56:46Of course the sunny ones.
00:56:48Two please!
00:56:53Go change out of your pajamas, hon.
00:57:05Hi, Blair.
00:57:06Hi, darling.
00:57:08Sorry I missed your call.
00:57:10Went and tried a new salon.
00:57:11Big mistake.
00:57:12My day is in turmoil.
00:57:13It's not even 10.
00:57:14Are you free for lunch?
00:57:15Oh, sorry darling.
00:57:16I can't make it to Brooklyn today.
00:57:18I have Bikram at 11 and I've got to pick up Abigail at 4 but I promise to come see
00:57:23your
00:57:23new place very soon.
00:57:24Well, I'm actually going to be in the city today so I was-
00:57:27Why didn't you just say so?
00:57:28No, of course we could meet for brunch here.
00:57:30Were you thinking Daniel or Norma's?
00:57:32Uh, we're just still finalizing things so I thought maybe I'd place a little less-
00:57:37Oh, of course.
00:57:38Of course.
00:57:39Why don't you meet me at my rental?
00:57:41I'll have Daniela cook something.
00:57:42Sounds perfect.
00:57:44I actually have something to tell you.
00:57:46Is Michael dying?
00:57:48No, he's actually alive and well.
00:57:52Alive and well.
00:57:54Ain't ketchup.
00:57:57Anyway, listen, lunch sounds perfect.
00:57:59Um, I'll see you or two.
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03Bye-bye.
00:58:05There we go.
00:58:07Bye-bye.
00:58:09Two cents.
00:58:15Take Dad home.
00:58:18Hi, Dad!
00:58:19Hey, little guy.
00:58:20Looking forward to our weekend?
00:58:22I wanted to show you a new trick.
00:58:24Looking forward to it, buddy.
00:58:25Can you put Mom on for a minute?
00:58:27Mom!
00:58:28Dad wants to talk to you.
00:58:30I can hear you from here, Michael.
00:58:32Private tie, please.
00:58:34We're cutting it close, no?
00:58:39What if there's traffic?
00:58:41Why are you wearing a tie?
00:58:44It looks everyone really well.
00:58:46A couple wants to look at two of my pieces.
00:58:48Cassidy offered to come together.
00:58:50Cassidy?
00:58:51Say, come on.
00:58:53She offered to help.
00:58:54As a friend.
00:58:55As a friend.
00:58:57I'm not going to engage.
00:58:59And I'm not going to send our son off with some idiot.
00:59:02Can she even drive?
00:59:03Dammit, Julie.
00:59:04It was you that wanted to move to Williamsburg.
00:59:06And we set up these times for a reason.
00:59:09I would be more than happy to get Judge Stein's opinion on this.
00:59:14Look, James.
00:59:15We'll figure this out.
00:59:16This is important.
00:59:19Will you let Cassidy come, or should I come get you later?
00:59:23Fine.
00:59:24But this is the first and last time somebody else comes and gets our son.
00:59:29Fine.
00:59:33Dish in the dishwasher.
00:59:35Thanks.
00:59:35Yes, Mom.
00:59:47Come on up.
00:59:51I'm going to miss you, squirt gun.
00:59:54Daddy's assistant is going to take you into the city because he has some extra work to do.
01:00:01Let me ask you a question.
01:00:03Is Cassidy around on the weekends when you're with Daddy?
01:00:08No.
01:00:08Why?
01:00:09Nothing.
01:00:10Just wanted to make sure that you and Daddy are spending good time together.
01:00:14We're going to New State Park for the peer leader today.
01:00:17You are?
01:00:18That's so exciting.
01:00:20You know what I'm going to say next, though.
01:00:22Yes, Mom.
01:00:23I'll wear my helmet.
01:00:25That's my boy.
01:00:33Hi, Vizcaba.
01:00:34Just a minute.
01:00:37I'm going to miss you.
01:00:39Call me if you need anything, alright?
01:00:40Yes, Mom.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:46Hey, Daddy.
01:00:46Let's go.
01:00:47Let's go.
01:00:53Chapter 2.
01:00:55Attracting Abundance.
01:00:58We will learn how to attract abundance of love, beauty, and grace.
01:01:04An abundant mindset requires a shift in perspective no less profound than a caterpillar transforming
01:01:11into a butterfly.
01:01:13A being once confined to the ground is able to fly.
01:01:17But just as a butterfly does not return to its prior self, we too must not return to our
01:01:25old ways of being.
01:01:27You will experience your life with an openness far beyond those who simply rely on what their
01:01:34eyes can't see.
01:01:44Darling!
01:01:45Hi, Blair.
01:01:47So good to see you.
01:01:49Hi.
01:01:50Welcome!
01:01:51I'm sorry, my place is so cramped.
01:01:53The new place was, of course, supposed to be ready three months ago.
01:01:56Oh, it's nice.
01:01:57Look at this view.
01:01:58Come, come.
01:02:07So, how's it going?
01:02:09I have one week of unpacking left and, um, Aiden's having a tough transition.
01:02:14Oh, I hear kids love Brooklyn.
01:02:16Did I make a mistake, Blair?
01:02:18What are you talking about?
01:02:20I mean, I would need two Xanax to get on the L train, but that's what Ubers are for.
01:02:23I am the oldest person there, there are no kids Aiden's age, and none of my friends
01:02:30will make the trek out to Williamsburg to visit me.
01:02:32Oh, honey, I'll come visit you.
01:02:33I promise.
01:02:34It's just that things have been extra busy these days.
01:02:37Daniella, we're ready for lunch.
01:02:38Be right there.
01:02:47What can I get you to drink?
01:02:49Well, being as Julia has news, I think we'll have a bottle of the Chevrolet.
01:02:53No, no, no, no.
01:02:54Really, it's not that important.
01:02:59So, what's the news?
01:03:02I've decided to go back to the stage.
01:03:04You got a show?
01:03:05Oh my gosh, where?
01:03:06No, I did not get a show yet, but I did get an audition this afternoon for a reinterpretation
01:03:11of Streetcar.
01:03:12Okay.
01:03:12And I played Blanche in a production when I met Michael, so...
01:03:16I remember.
01:03:16I think it is great that you're jumping right back in.
01:03:18I just thought, I don't know, maybe being cast in the same show might be fate?
01:03:23Mm.
01:03:24Speaking of fate, thank you.
01:03:27Just in time for a toast.
01:03:29Mm?
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:31To my friend Julia, may life bring you all that you desire and a little extra for me.
01:03:42Mm.
01:03:43Mm-hmm.
01:03:44I haven't stocked any respectable wines in the new apartment yet.
01:03:48Mm.
01:03:48Maybe that's why I don't want to eat.
01:03:50No, it's true.
01:03:51A well-stocked wine cabinet makes a house a home.
01:03:54Mm.
01:03:54Mm-hmm.
01:03:55Mm-hmm.
01:03:58Here, Julia.
01:03:59Hi.
01:04:05This is Julia Carver.
01:04:10Hello.
01:04:13I can give an introduction before we begin.
01:04:16I am Hans, and I will direct this piece.
01:04:21The production will focus on desire.
01:04:25Desire not only of the characters, but of the audience.
01:04:29Thus, the second act will be staged entirely in the nude.
01:04:36All the actors will be naked?
01:04:38Yes.
01:04:40She doesn't get it.
01:04:41No, no, no, no.
01:04:43It's very interesting.
01:04:44It will be magnificent.
01:04:46Once everyone is in the nude, the real provocation begins.
01:04:51There's rumors about your character spread.
01:04:54Paint and charcoal will be thrown on her that's representing her entrance into insanity.
01:05:01Yeah.
01:05:03And so, in the final scene with Stanley and Blanche,
01:05:07we will have the actor who plays Stanley shave your head.
01:05:12So, let's begin.
01:05:15Setting intentions informs the universe, which in turn will respond.
01:05:21You must be open for the path to be illuminated.
01:05:25It may feel as if you're sitting in the dark.
01:05:28But, think of an owl that is able to see while others are unable.
01:05:34You too must find a way to see the right path.
01:05:39Find the owl.
01:05:43Find the fucking owl?
01:05:47What about pigeons?
01:05:49We have pigeons.
01:05:51Fuck.
01:05:54You shouldn't be in here.
01:05:56This one's yours?
01:05:59No, mine's the one over there with the great view of the brick wall.
01:06:04It's just that, um, Nicole in 1A, she tells the board if we use her space she's not too good
01:06:10at sharing, so...
01:06:12It's okay. I'm wrapping it up.
01:06:15You just moved into 2E, right?
01:06:17That's me.
01:06:18What brings you to Williamsburg?
01:06:21Divorce.
01:06:23Oh.
01:06:24I'm sorry to hear that.
01:06:26Is that why you're sitting on the floor?
01:06:29No, just, uh...
01:06:31Just one of those days.
01:06:33Still adjusting.
01:06:36And...
01:06:36I had the audition from hell today.
01:06:39Oh, you're an actress.
01:06:42I don't know.
01:06:49You want some wine?
01:06:50The guy at the, uh, wine store put plastic cups in the bag.
01:06:54I'm not really sure what that says about me, but, um...
01:07:00There's one in here somewhere.
01:07:16The skyline's so beautiful with the air so clear.
01:07:19Come on.
01:07:20You can see.
01:07:23Is that an owl?
01:07:26Oh, yeah.
01:07:27It's...
01:07:27Kind of my thing.
01:07:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:07:37It's not you.
01:07:38It's not you.
01:07:38It's not you.
01:07:39I've been looking for an owl.
01:07:44Oh.
01:07:59Thank you for the wine.
01:08:02Damien downstairs is having a party if you want to come check it out.
01:08:06Thank you, but I'm gonna finish my cup of wine and head home.
01:08:10Come on.
01:08:10You can meet people to potentially borrow some sugar from in the future.
01:08:15Thanks, but I'm good.
01:08:17I appreciate it, though.
01:08:19Great.
01:08:21Um, Anna.
01:08:231C.
01:08:26Julia.
01:08:272B.
01:08:28Welcome to 190 Lormer.
01:08:522B will be finished by Tuesday.
01:08:54It's mainly headcount.
01:08:55Cost savings should be realized in 18 months.
01:09:00Andrew?
01:09:01Sorry.
01:09:02It's not like it's Apollo we're up against.
01:09:04It's Crest Lake Capital for fuck's sake.
01:09:07If I have to spoon feed management like a little baby sucking on my teeth, I will.
01:09:13James.
01:09:14James.
01:09:16I gotta go.
01:09:17Other business take care.
01:09:20Yes, fucker.
01:09:21Alright.
01:09:22Call me back.
01:09:23Ian.
01:09:24Yeah, yeah.
01:09:26You're late.
01:09:27I'm so sorry.
01:09:27You know, trying to get here from New Jersey.
01:09:28It's like a modern-day odyssey.
01:09:30You learn to master time, or time masters you.
01:09:34Okay.
01:09:35The building looks dope.
01:09:36Yeah, yeah.
01:09:37You know, the apartment layout is, uh, it's fantastic.
01:09:39And the view from the terrace is just amazing.
01:09:42Do you want to take out the gym first?
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:44Yeah, okay.
01:09:47And it actually comes with HBO as well.
01:09:50What do you think?
01:09:52Daddy's home.
01:09:53Nice.
01:09:54You, uh, looking mainly in Williamsburg?
01:09:56Uh, my girlfriend's been handling the search.
01:09:59Where are you guys living now?
01:10:00I'm in Wall Street.
01:10:02She's in Greenpoint.
01:10:02Oh.
01:10:04It's only been a month, but it feels right.
01:10:06Nice.
01:10:07Well, I don't know if you have your own furniture, but, uh, the place is fully furnished.
01:10:12Comes with the rent.
01:10:13Um, that is a very comfortable bed.
01:10:17Uh, I have the same mattress, so it feels good.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:22Hey, my, uh, girlfriend's outside.
01:10:24How does she get in?
01:10:26Oh, hey.
01:10:26Looks like she figured it out.
01:10:27Why don't you go check out that terrace?
01:10:29I'll buzz her up.
01:10:30Cool, bro.
01:10:31Alright.
01:10:33Hi, come on up.
01:10:36Hello?
01:10:38Hey, welcome.
01:10:41What'd I tell you?
01:10:58What do you think?
01:11:00It's not bad for Williamsburg.
01:11:02I still think Manhattan's the better play, though.
01:11:04Well, if you feel that way, there's a few other apartments I can show you.
01:11:06Downtown and Tribeca.
01:11:08Look at this terrace, babe.
01:11:10Look at how private it is.
01:11:12Just think of that for a minute.
01:11:17Don't fall in love, bro.
01:11:20We'll take it.
01:11:29What are you doing here?
01:11:31I came to let you know that I'm moving into the building.
01:11:34What?
01:11:34Yeah.
01:11:354B came available, so my boyfriend and I decided to take it.
01:11:39Boyfriend?
01:11:39Don't be all weird about this.
01:11:42I've moved on, and I see that you have too.
01:11:47Anyway, I better get back.
01:11:49I'm moving such a pain.
01:11:52Guess I'll be seeing you around.
01:11:57Who is it, babe?
01:12:00Tracy.
01:12:01What is she doing here?
01:12:02She's moving back into the building.
01:12:05What?
01:12:06She said that you could keep the apartment.
01:12:08Yeah.
01:12:08No, she's moving into 4B.
01:12:13Her new boyfriend.
01:12:15Your ex-girlfriend is moving back into this building?
01:12:19I told you she was crazy.
01:12:31Still doing laundry on Sundays?
01:12:36You could say hi, you know.
01:12:40What are you showing us?
01:12:42Andrew likes to keep it sexy.
01:12:46How are things with, what's her name?
01:12:49Sarah?
01:12:51She hasn't started throwing pastries yet.
01:12:53That wasn't my finest moment.
01:12:55But I'm happy to hear that, um, Anna survived, you know, being that she was lactose intolerant and all.
01:13:04So, what was your boyfriend thinking about us all being in the same building?
01:13:08He doesn't know, and he's not going to.
01:13:10What am I supposed to say if I run into him?
01:13:12Whatever you want that doesn't entail our failed relationship.
01:13:15I'm not the only one who could mention it to him, you know.
01:13:18Yeah, but you're the one that I'm going to blame if he finds out.
01:13:23Okay, well, I just think he should know.
01:13:34Split your legs.
01:13:35What?
01:13:36You gotta split your legs.
01:13:38You get better balance, you get better reps.
01:13:40Watch.
01:13:48You're a personal trainer?
01:13:50Private equity, but, uh, I make YouTube fitness videos, sell some merch, you know, gotta have a side hustle.
01:13:57Nice. Well, thanks for the tip. I'm Evan.
01:13:59Yeah.
01:14:02Hi, Anna.
01:14:03Hi, I'm Anna.
01:14:05Hey.
01:14:05You're new to the building, right?
01:14:07Yeah.
01:14:07You know, I couldn't help but overhear that you're a personal trainer.
01:14:09I have been looking for someone who can commit to the schedule.
01:14:13A schedule, anything really.
01:14:14Well, I'm Andrew and I just moved into 4B.
01:14:17Well, welcome to the building, Andrew in 4B. I am sure I'll be seeing you in here.
01:14:23Did you just say you moved into apartment 4B?
01:14:26That's right. Yeah. Girlfriend found the spot. It's a dope apartment.
01:14:31Hey, uh, I'm all done here, but one more pro tip. Increase the weight.
01:14:38There's something you should know about your girlfriend. Her name is Tracy, right?
01:14:44Yeah, that's right.
01:14:46She, uh...
01:14:48She's really sweet.
01:14:50I ran into her over the weekend in the hallway when you guys were moving in, so it's just, um...
01:14:54Oh, yeah.
01:14:55Welcome to the building.
01:14:56Thanks, bro-chacho.
01:15:04I love you, Evan.
01:15:06I love you, Tracy.
01:15:09I mean...
01:15:10Oh, it's okay. You want to roleplay?
01:15:13Y-yes.
01:15:14Now all I have to do is shrink my ass and act like a bitch!
01:15:17No, no, it's...
01:15:18Her moving in the building is so weird, you know? I'm just, I'm all messed up.
01:15:22Yeah, and here I was, about to suggest that we moved in together.
01:15:25Move in together? We've only been dating 4 weeks.
01:15:27Yeah, but our connection is so strong.
01:15:29Yeah, it's strong for 4 weeks.
01:15:32You know, maybe we should just take a break till I get my head straight.
01:15:36Oh.
01:15:37Okay, Evan. That's fine.
01:15:39I mean, you need time to figure everything out. That's fine.
01:15:42Just like...
01:15:42Whatever. Take as much time as you need.
01:15:45Thanks, it's just...
01:15:46Go fuck yourself!
01:15:59What the hell?
01:16:12What the fuck?!
01:16:16What the fuck?!
01:16:18What the fuck?!
01:16:19What the fuck?!
01:16:47What's the fun?!
01:16:51I'm...
01:16:52Ah!"
01:16:54Fuck you, Evan!
01:17:00Fuck.
01:17:04Hi there.
01:17:05How was that?
01:17:10Nothing, you just scared me, so...
01:17:14I thought you quit.
01:17:16Oh, I did.
01:17:18Things got complicated.
01:17:22Okay, Mr. Drama.
01:17:24Let me have a puff.
01:17:26It's not about you this time, at least.
01:17:28Oh. Sandy giving you trouble?
01:17:31Sarah?
01:17:36Don't you find it confusing,
01:17:38getting back in the same building together?
01:17:41We have a lot of memories here.
01:17:43I call bullshit.
01:17:45I mean, you don't seem to be having too much trouble making new memories,
01:17:49but I promise never to have sex in the pump room.
01:17:53That's ours.
01:17:55See? It's not so hard.
01:17:58Seeing you here, it's, um...
01:18:01Go on?
01:18:03Nothing. I'll get used to it.
01:18:06I'm glad you found someone to make you happy.
01:18:08Mm-hmm. Thank you, Evan.
01:18:10That means a lot.
01:18:11You know, Tracy, I, uh...
01:18:14I want to apologize
01:18:16about being so critical
01:18:18about your temper.
01:18:20You know, honestly, I played a big part in it,
01:18:23and...
01:18:23in retrospect, it really wasn't so bad.
01:18:27Thank you?
01:18:30Anyways.
01:18:31See you later.
01:18:34See you around.
01:18:41You know how I feel about form.
01:18:43I'd rather do eight quality reps
01:18:45than twelve sloppies.
01:18:47The minute you notice your form falter,
01:18:49put the weight down.
01:18:50Performance X is all about precision of the body
01:18:53and the mind.
01:18:55Now focus on these last three,
01:18:57two,
01:18:59one,
01:19:00and done.
01:19:03Good workout today.
01:19:04Now don't forget about your
01:19:06five-minute mantra meditation, brochachos.
01:19:09I am whole.
01:19:10I am crushing it.
01:19:12And I will see you here tomorrow
01:19:13for a new take on leg day.
01:19:15This is Andrew X, signing out.
01:19:18Boom.
01:19:19Boom.
01:19:24Hey, babe.
01:19:26Just finishing the V-log.
01:19:27I think we made a mistake with the apartment.
01:19:30I was just busting your balls.
01:19:32I mean, the commute sucks,
01:19:33but this place is legit.
01:19:35It's not that.
01:19:36It's just that...
01:19:38I never told you that I had recently broken up with someone
01:19:41when we first started dating.
01:19:43There's no need to confess.
01:19:45I was dating other people too,
01:19:47and now it's just you,
01:19:48and we've got this place.
01:19:49I just wonder how long it'll take him to move on, you know?
01:19:52It seems to take time, but out of sight, out of mind.
01:19:55Yeah, no, that's the part that might be a little difficult,
01:19:56the out of sight part.
01:19:57Don't you guys work together?
01:19:58No.
01:20:00You got the same group of friends?
01:20:01He lives in the building.
01:20:02What building?
01:20:03This building.
01:20:04You and your ex-boyfriend moved into the same building
01:20:06at the same time.
01:20:06What are the chances of that?
01:20:07Not very good.
01:20:09I knew he lived in the building,
01:20:11because I used to live with him.
01:20:14What?
01:20:15I used to live in this building.
01:20:17With him?
01:20:20I'm sorry, it's just that I loved the building so much,
01:20:23and when we broke up it was so sudden,
01:20:25and I was just like, you know what?
01:20:27I don't want the apartment.
01:20:28You take it.
01:20:29And then I was like, what the fuck?
01:20:30Why would I let him have the apartment?
01:20:31You lived in this building with your ex-boyfriend.
01:20:34Well, ex-fiance.
01:20:36But I'm thinking maybe it wasn't such a good idea.
01:20:39Because it's fucking crazy.
01:20:42No, you're crazy.
01:20:43Who moves in with someone after six weeks?
01:20:45We live in the same building.
01:20:47We live in the same building.
01:20:49We live in the same building.
01:20:51It's getting hot in here.
01:20:53It's getting hot.
01:20:54It's getting hot in here.
01:20:56We live in the same building?
01:20:58Do you want me to get you a drink?
01:20:59It's getting hot in here.
01:21:01Yeah.
01:21:02Give me some water.
01:21:03Please, because it's getting fucking hot in here.
01:21:07Jesus, it's getting hot in here.
01:21:09Oh my goodness.
01:21:10Where is the mirror?
01:21:11Here's my mirror.
01:21:12Here's my mirror.
01:21:13Here's my mirror.
01:21:16I am whole. I am crushing it. I am whole. I am crushing it. I am whole. I am crushing
01:21:25it. I am whole. I am crushing it. I am whole. I am crushing it. I am whole. I am
01:21:31crushing it. I am whole. I am crushing it.
01:21:35Are you okay? I am whole. Do you want me to get someone? I am crushing it.
01:21:46Are you okay?
01:21:51You had me worried. I'm really sorry. I know it wasn't the best decision.
01:21:58Have a seat.
01:22:16Tracy, the principles of proformance X state that one must be calm and satisfied within to make rational decisions needed
01:22:25to live a happy and successful life.
01:22:27And when viewed from the posterior, bad decisions can highlight turmoil within.
01:22:33I love you, Tracy, but I think you have some soul searching to do.
01:22:38Now come give me a hug as you continue on your journey.
01:22:45Where is that journey to exactly?
01:22:50You must venture out and find your way.
01:22:57What's with this?
01:22:58Things didn't work out with Sarah, which I'm okay with as I'm learning that spelling is not her strong suit.
01:23:05Well, I just came to tell you that I'm moving out. My apartment in Greenpoint is still available, so...
01:23:10What about Andrew?
01:23:12It didn't work out. I'm starting to think maybe I wasn't ready for a new relationship.
01:23:16Yeah, I've kind of realized the same thing.
01:23:19You know, that box looks a lot of heavy. Why don't you let me carry it for you and you
01:23:24can buy me a coffee or something.
01:23:26Where was this gentleman when we were together? Let's do it.
01:23:43Hi, this is super embarrassing, but I locked myself out of my apartment. Can I borrow your phone?
01:24:17I can borrow your phone.
01:24:18I hope you can get a little bit of a home.
01:24:18If you want to buy a coffee or some of them, you can buy a coffee, a coffee, or a
01:24:18coffee.
01:24:18Um, and you can have a coffee, but I'm in a coffee.
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