00:00The second hall is filled with the superhero activities and themes and stages, so...
00:05Oh, wait, wait.
00:07Yes, there has been an incident where Mizuki's Pico Pico Hammer had been stolen,
00:13and a mysterious American flag was left behind.
00:16His name is Shin Nemuro Pro Wrestling, Andre the Giant Panda.
00:23Andre the Giant Panda and his promotion, Newt Nemuro Pro Wrestling claimed to be responsible for the theft.
00:29They said that this picture just, you know, traveled the internet real fast,
00:36and he was made to look bad in front of the world.
00:40So, as a perpetrator, he hired this guy, Mr. USA.
00:50And if Mizuki wants the match back, the hammer back, he must, Mizuki must accept a fight.
00:59With Andreza here in Jeroboku.
01:02Oh, that's Obari-san, very famous Japanese anime director,
01:13and also Big Brother of New Japan's President Obari-san.
01:19This anime director helped design a new super anime Pico Pico Hammer.
01:25Really? I actually had no idea that they were related.
01:29Oh yeah, Big Brother, yes.
01:31He's very part of the wrestling world.
01:39So, in winning back the Pico Pico Hammer, Mizuki actually has a new hammer,
01:43so why would she need the Pico Pico Hammer is my question, but...
01:47It's good for the start, though.
01:48It's good for the start, though.
02:12It's good for the start, though.
02:14But all of you can just sit back and enjoy.
02:17Well, you're a part of man, Haksan.
02:20I came here, I'm not joking, to enjoy the show as much as the people who are in Pico.
02:25And so far I'm glad that you see...
02:27So far I'm glad to see that you are enjoying this show very much.
02:31Is that the new hammer?
02:32Yes.
02:35Very giant.
02:36It's like a wing in the myrtle.
02:38A very pointy one, and, you know, it looks like it could do some damage there in itself, too.
02:45I think it's going to do a lot of damage to her shoulder.
02:50I wonder if it has a special name.
02:53I don't know if you don't have a special name.
02:54It's the name for you.
02:56The hammer?
02:56The hammer?
02:57Yes, it does.
02:58It's the burn, brave burn.
03:00It's the giant hammer, I think.
03:11But it's still got the same hammer it has as the Pico Pico element.
03:17It's got a little emblem on the hitting side, too.
03:20Oh, really?
03:20You can see it hitting the light.
03:32We've had heroes, now it's time for more Kaiju.
03:35You know what?
03:35I used to really love...
03:37I really did.
03:38And then, the last show, I was here for the big show.
03:42Aksan told me how he cheated on his wife.
03:44Every chance he could get.
03:46For a wrestler!
03:48I mean, you know.
03:49But he...
03:49Yeah, there was like a whole...
03:51There was a whole scandal about a little giant cheating.
03:54And there was matches about it, too.
03:55I'm like, I got it.
03:56He has a white tanda and a beautiful baby tanda.
03:59And yet, he was found kissing a female wrestler at a total sports year-end award.
04:04Oh, my God.
04:06I told you.
04:08He said, you can never win in wrestling.
04:10You just can't.
04:11Every single one of us.
04:13Fucking asshole.
04:14One time, there was a male idol group who lost a member because he cheated on his wife.
04:21And they had an audition to find a new member.
04:24Andresa went in and won the audition.
04:26But they found out that he cheated on his wife, so he didn't make the audition.
04:31Of course, that happened on the DDT ring.
04:33Come on, Japan!
04:34Get your shit together!
04:37So, it's hard to support for him now.
04:39I thought I was pretty up to date on the majority of the lore of the wrestlers.
04:43No.
04:43It turns out a panda cheating scandal kind of skipped my mind.
04:47Oh, yeah.
04:47You need to be reading Tokyo Sports more.
04:49That's what it is.
04:51There's real journalism evidence.
04:53You understand?
04:55Pandas cheating with stuff like that.
04:57You need to know about this.
04:58I used to think panda was cute until I saw them close up.
05:01And it's literally terrifying.
05:04They're bears, yes.
05:05I mean, they kind of stain on the name of the bears if you're really being on.
05:10They're adorable.
05:10I understand.
05:11But if the bear's reputation was relying on pandas, they would have a very shitty PR.
05:20Now, right now, one of the biggest draws of this show is Giant Panda trying to enter the ring here.
05:26He will shine.
05:27You know what?
05:28I think, like, as a general rule, they should 100% take the camera someplace else when he does that.
05:37No, but this is the biggest source of entertainment.
05:40And now you will see him trying to resize himself to the original stage.
05:45Now, he will rise up.
05:46I don't know.
05:47Whenever Matsui-san is in a match, I can just focus on his facial expressions and it gives me enough
05:51entertainment.
05:52Yeah.
05:53The master is 30.
05:55Oh!
05:57Wow!
05:59Yeah!
05:59There is king of bowl!
06:03Giant panda!
06:04Yeah!
06:05Oh!
06:07Oh!
06:08Oh!
06:09Every time I see him in person, I'm just, you know, reminded of how big-
06:15How giant he is.
06:16Yes!
06:16Three meters.
06:182 meters is tall
06:20Like literal
06:21What the hell tall
06:22He's 3 meters
06:23When he's standing
06:24Outside the ring
06:25He is literally
06:25The same height
06:26As the top rope
06:27If not taller
06:28That's crazy
06:31He's too tall
06:32For you know
06:33People to actually
06:33Remove the streamers
06:35Off the top of his head
06:42Also he has a weird
06:43Balance today
06:43What's happening
06:44Fanda
06:45Is your pelvic giving out
06:50Mizuki looking
06:52Extra Precure-esque
06:54In her costume today
06:55He's got like
06:57Shiny jewels
06:58Very cute
06:59Back to the blue and white
07:05Despite the panda's size
07:06She is not intimidated
07:07Whatsoever
07:08She has
07:09Caved his head in
07:10Once in the past
07:13Trending worldwide
07:17Says bring it on
07:19Asking for a test of strength
07:21Watch those claws
07:24Watch those claws
07:26Very sharpie
07:28Very pointy
07:36Already in a pinfall
07:38Not the brightest idea
07:40Trying to overpower
07:41Three meter tall
07:42Beans
07:50Bridge is out
07:54Power's out
08:00Twist the wrist
08:07What the hell
08:11That's the mean streak
08:14Evil side of Mizuki
08:15Now biting in
08:18Biting on that paw
08:20Mizuki
08:21They say bear paws
08:23Are delicious
08:24Not sure about
08:24Panda paws
08:25I'm not sure
08:26If that's very sanitary
08:28I think Mizuki
08:29Might need to get
08:29Tricked for rabies
08:30Off this
08:31We are not sanitary
08:32All wrestlers
08:33Are house of disease
08:35At this point
08:35Andres is just
08:36In general
08:37Doesn't look too sanitary
08:38He's got like
08:38Brown spots
08:40On his head
08:44That's the perpetrator
08:45Of the hammer theft
08:47Mr. USA
08:48How dare he
08:49I mean
08:50The panda was humiliated
08:51Of course
08:52Some people thought
08:52That was me
08:53Because he has a
08:54Mizuki on his name
08:54And he's wearing
08:55A baseball cap
08:57It's similar heights
08:58Isn't it
08:58I don't know
08:59I've never been near him
09:00I don't even intend
09:01To be near that man
09:02But
09:02We'll have to try
09:03And take a picture
09:03Afterwards
09:04At the same time
09:05Ah
09:06He gets it this time
09:12Now getting distracted
09:14By Mr. USA
09:15He's just slapping
09:17At this point
09:17I mean
09:18You can call it
09:18Post-strike
09:19But that's basically
09:20Panda slap
09:20There's Shotes
09:23Whoa
09:25Almost like
09:26Vader hammers there
09:29Oh my goodness
09:32Mizuki
09:33Mizuki just being
09:35Ragged off
09:36Wow
09:37Panda's feeling it
09:38She knows move
09:39Panda got moves
09:41But nobody home
09:48Ah
09:52Arm-breaker
09:53Arm-breaking
09:54Driver there
09:55Lean back on that
09:57Panda not moving
10:04An inch
10:05Down
10:06And the footstall
10:08To the head
10:11Kick right through
10:12The head
10:14Of Andresa
10:15Right through
10:16Oh my goodness
10:17The paradise outside
10:22This is dangerous
10:23For people singing
10:24In the front row
10:24Please get up
10:26Please move
10:26Escapes to the outside
10:29Big target for Mizuki
10:31Really big
10:34Cross body
10:35Cross body
10:40Panda down
10:42Panda is down
10:44Panda down
10:45Yeah
10:46Instant replay
10:47On to the head
10:49Got the head
10:50Really like a hammer
10:51To the nose
10:52That's right
10:53We haven't actually
10:54Seen the hammer
10:54In play
10:55Here it comes
11:00The fact that
11:01She's just gonna
11:02We booed the guy
11:03Who literally
11:04Just tripped her legs
11:05And we're gonna
11:06All cheer for a panda
11:08Getting hammered
11:09In the head
11:09And our
11:11Mathi-san
11:11Is not even
11:12Worrying about it
11:12No matter how
11:13You look at it
11:14That's a foreign object
11:16Now Mr. USA
11:18Here to steal another hammer
11:20Why do you
11:20What do you mean
11:21Boo
11:21That's a fucking weapon
11:24Look
11:24It doesn't
11:25The rules
11:26Are a gray area
11:27Weapons
11:28As long as they're used
11:29Creatively
11:30Can be a part of the match
11:31I don't think
11:31Creatively
11:32I think there's a rule
11:33That has always existed
11:34In Chekka Pro
11:34From a long time ago
11:35It's legal
11:36If it's cute
11:38It's legal
11:39If it's a part of you
11:40And if you love
11:40Something enough
11:41It just becomes
11:42A part of you
11:42Doesn't it
11:42Not willing
11:43You can choke people
11:44And you know
11:45They'll say no
11:46But
11:47If you look adorable
11:48Like choking people
11:49They'll let you go
11:50With it
11:50I think in DDT
11:52The rule is that
11:52If it generates
11:55Social media
11:55Impressions
11:56Then it's legal
11:57Oh come on
11:58You just made it dirty
12:01You just showed people
12:02The business
12:02The dirty business
12:03Side of things
12:04I was just finding
12:06Time for Panda
12:07To come back up
12:08Come on
12:09Don't show your cards
12:10I'm from Magic Creek
12:15Panda
12:15And a straighter punch
12:18To the face
12:19Yeah
12:19This music is mean
12:21Come on Panda
12:22I know you're
12:22Treating some of a bitch
12:23Look at that
12:23Right in the nose
12:25Going through the mouth
12:26Yeah just punching his nose
12:29That's how you get rid of wild beasts
12:30You punch them in the nose
12:33Oh
12:36Headbutt
12:37There we go
12:37Headbutt from Panda
12:45Spinning back fist
12:47Oh
12:47Are we going to see the press
12:50We're going to see the press
12:51Aren't we
12:52Panda press
12:52Giant Panda press
12:55One hand pin
12:57Little lazy there Panda
12:58Here it goes
12:59Here it goes
13:00Getting a bit cocky
13:01Oh
13:01Come on
13:02Come on
13:03Come on
13:03I really love the head
13:04Panda's haunting
13:08Another handgun
13:11This could end right here
13:15Panda press
13:17Hooks the leg
13:18Tries to at least
13:19No
13:21I think he pulls it out
13:24Footstop
13:25Footstop to like just the
13:27Double flipstop
13:28Now to the head
13:30Just thinking of murdering
13:31The poor panda
13:34Dislocate a shoulder there
13:36I think he dislocated
13:37Another thing
13:41Mr. Uwe
13:42Succeeding in breaking
13:44A part of that hammer there
13:45Oh what's this
13:46Matsui-san seems to be
13:47Slightly distracted
13:49Not really
13:52He's just happy
13:53This is happening
13:54The man has given up
13:55A long time ago
13:56He has not given up
13:57He is the best part of majority
14:00The match is here
14:01And another
14:02Bonk to the head
14:03Oh
14:05Oh
14:06Oh
14:06Oh
14:06Oh
14:07Oh
14:08Oh
14:11There you go
14:12Not caught on camera
14:14But Mr. USA
14:15Pulling Matsui's leg
14:18Matsui's crown
14:19He's outside
14:20Just
14:21Matsui
14:22Ducks it
14:25Hurtting Matsui
14:27Is unforgivable
14:30Oh
14:31Oh
14:32Whirling candy
14:33Whirling candy
14:34On Mr. USA
14:35Mr. USA
14:36Is out
14:46Now panda's back up
14:48What is Mizuki looking for?
14:51Matsui is back
14:52Thankfully
14:54Stump standing
14:57Matsui is back
14:58And Ziki
14:58Matching
15:00Panda's height
15:01Oh
15:01Foot stomp
15:03To the nose
15:09And a clean win
15:12A perfect
15:13One, two, three
15:14She's choking him
15:15Wildly
15:27Almost like
15:28Kenta's
15:28Psyku's knee
15:29The flood stop hit
15:31And
15:32RIP does
15:33Jam Panda
15:33In the face
15:34Matsui unhappy
15:36About
15:37Being
15:37Best
15:38RIP
15:38Throwing
15:39Mr. USA
15:40Can
15:41DRAI
15:41Back
15:41Page
15:41Take
15:41Psyku'sג
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