00:00It's too bad.
00:30You can say they don't even need to do this, do you?
00:31You can start a new shit.
00:34Just fuck that.
00:35Yep, yep.
00:38So right now, that's the Tokusatsu Club.
00:43Tokusatsu is like the Japanese superheroes.
00:46You know, the origin of powering or what's that up.
00:48And they're big fans of those superhero series.
00:51And they brought three superheroes to the show today.
00:58I've been really looking forward to this one.
01:00There's a lot of players involved.
01:07This is some kind of superhero training here.
01:10In the batting cage.
01:11What else do superheroes do?
01:14I think they just made up poor people.
01:17I think that's what superheroes mostly do.
01:19If I'm really being honest.
01:21So right now we're getting a ninja, a dinosaur, and an eagle.
01:28Superhero.
01:28I'm always Team Dinosaur.
01:30Team Dinosaur.
01:32Yeah.
01:32Unless there's sharks involved.
01:34Then I'm too Team Shark.
01:35Sharks?
01:36Absolutely.
01:37That's what a lot of my new years based on.
01:39Shark teeth everywhere.
01:40I've got like a phenomenon.
01:41I can understand, yeah.
01:42There was actually a shark superhero in the Super Sentai that I was dying to have come.
01:47But it's from like 45 years ago and maybe it's a bit too old for the current fanbase.
01:52I think I remember seeing something like that when I was like five.
01:55Yes.
01:56In the next row.
01:58Here we go.
02:00Six stars.
02:0120 minutes.
02:03One of them.
02:05So apparently the three superheroes are the whib of the Shoko, Ino, Haru team.
02:12Yeah, they're going to be here.
02:13Oh wow.
02:17so you know i guess they're like the managers of the team
02:23haru's been very slowly trying to introduce me to pelvisatsu
02:26in like a small amount
02:28so that she doesn't scare you off with her abundance of knowledge and passion
02:32she mostly just gifts me small keychains and toys
02:35like this character looks cool
02:39speaking of haru
02:40oh graduated from high school
02:45oh my god
02:46that they must be elated to be able to pose with the superheroes that's a very cool moment
02:52posing is fantastic
02:55that's what the heroes wanted to do
02:56yeah
02:57i mean mostly after beating up poor people but they do pose
03:02one of the good things about them
03:06oh my god he's doing her pose
03:09that is dope
03:11that is dope
03:12that's the go on red
03:14not goon red that's go on red
03:17go on red
03:18he is no human if you make no mistake
03:20unless you're driving then do not go on red
03:24yuki aino the burning venus and her favorite super sentai leader
03:29geki red
03:30geki
03:31i like geki
03:34here we are
03:36is that a cuban
03:40nakajima
03:43nakajima
03:44looking like a pokemon there
03:45it is that one
03:46and the second ninja on the show after hattori takura
03:52ninja red
03:54wow
03:57they're all so cute
04:01i'm just gonna say this
04:03superhero poses are torquey and incredible
04:07yes
04:08i love them with all my heart
04:10it's hard to pose
04:11it is
04:13it is
04:13you gotta be torquey now
04:15that it is a pose
04:17but you gotta be not so torquey that
04:19it's you know
04:20you have to commit
04:22commit to the best
04:23the balance is really hard to pull off
04:24but that's the level of
04:26superheroes
04:27and commitment you need
04:28to beat
04:29this apologetic team
04:31of monsters
04:32i haven't heard it
04:33i generally feel the 80s kung fu movies
04:3690% of them is just
04:37the pose before they start with the rules
04:39i don't like calling this team monsters
04:42this is team legends
04:43oh no no no
04:44heroes versus legends
04:45it's aja and benny and pop
04:46they're all monsters in very different ways
04:48all three of them absolute legends
04:50i just want to see how
04:53arajuku will get you know destroyed in this match
04:55oh damn
04:57and by either by team or by
05:00look at that
05:00wait a minute
05:01oh wait wait wait wait
05:02oh
05:03they have
05:04oh my god
05:05oh my god
05:07shit
05:07wow
05:10there it is
05:11i think i might have just changed teams there
05:13hey what did i say about monsters
05:15not monsters
05:18absolute
05:22but i don't know what i mean why did they make it make i mean i understand the appeal but
05:29like why do you make them so much cooler
05:31the heroes look so dopey now
05:33it's hard to cheer for the heroes when the villains look cooler
05:36oh yeah they've been
05:37i mean look at that
05:38look at even benny looks like a boss villain now
05:41benny is full-on mafia boss
05:44she's always been
05:59oh wow
06:00they're gonna bring in the
06:02oh
06:06yeah
06:10tom's like what the hell
06:11superhero collaboration
06:13super hero collaboration
06:14where's the green ranger
06:17green ranger's always evil
06:26oh
06:27oh
06:30oh
06:30oh
06:32oh
06:32oh
06:42oh
06:44oh
06:45oh
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06:58oh
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08:02oh
08:03oh
08:04oh
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08:04oh
08:05oh
08:06Let's go, Yuki Red!
08:11Let's go, everyone!
08:13Let's go!
08:17Old men in the venue cheering like five-year-old for Nizabeth!
08:22This is for the kids, guys, for the kids.
08:24Relieving the big children, reliving their youth.
08:27Exactly.
08:30Let's go, Yuki Red!
08:33Now, let's go,
08:35two...
08:36two...
08:38one...
08:38one...
08:38one...
08:39one...
08:39one...
08:40one...
08:40one...
08:40one...
08:41One...
08:46One...
08:47One...
08:48One...
08:49One...
08:52One...
08:53Yes!
08:54The villains are gone!
08:56Black and Black morning, guys.
08:57It's safe!
08:59So it's Rize Shurai!
09:02It's a rough first Ryogoku debut for Rize Shurai, but she is saved.
09:15And now it's the wrestler's turn to defeat the enemies.
09:23The heroes have won.
09:24Will the wrestlers be able to keep up that momentum?
09:26Awesome.
09:27Yes, because Venny seems very unmoved by all of this.
09:33Sitting there like a boss.
09:34She's just orienting that corner first.
09:36It's kind of what Pom does when she's tagging with Pom the...
09:40Maxine Payne.
09:40The heroes have won.
09:42Thank you, heroes.
09:45Thank you, heroes.
09:48Please come back soon.
09:52Aww.
09:58The three-year-old is not amused.
10:00The two-year-old is more than Kaijus than Kaijus!
10:06I've still got two that are bigger than Kaijus.
10:10Go!
10:16Looks like they're taking this battle to the outside.
10:21The action spilling into the seat!
10:24Yuki Aino finding herself in the second row!
10:36It looks like the much-awaited matchup with Haru and Venny is not going well for Haru.
10:43Haru just graduated out of high school.
10:46I don't know why it's a completely new costume today.
10:49It was debuted in Texas.
10:52Ooh!
10:52Makes sense.
10:53I don't remember which city, but it was debuted in Texas one of the days.
10:57Although, I'm pretty sure the helmet is beautiful today.
11:02Venny going for the moonsault outside!
11:04Woo!
11:05Absolutely brilliant moonsault.
11:07Okay, so Maxine Payne with Visa issues.
11:10Venny was called on last minute.
11:11But ready to go at any moment.
11:13Oh, she fits the pot.
11:16She has a staple of Tokuzoshi big shows.
11:19Oh, 619 to the back of Pod!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh, Pod hit the ground in Pom.
11:28She's got that leather in there.
11:29You know, you mentioned that they're doing the gear in Texas.
11:33It does have a little Texas kind of-esque-ness.
11:37Yeah, it's happening.
11:38That'd be like...
11:40The pants.
11:46Haru and Aino back in the ring.
11:51In their tokusatsu club gear.
11:58Oh no!
11:59Oh no!
12:00Oh no!
12:00It's going to be a triple!
12:02I've watched this for years and never seen it succeed once.
12:06They have tried and tried and tried again every time resulting in failure.
12:11I wonder if this time they will finally be able to...
12:14Haru is growing.
12:16Yeah.
12:16She is getting bigger but the triple electric chair.
12:19Yeah!
12:20Oh!
12:23I mean, she was in there maybe half a second longer than usual, but still...
12:27did they do the flip trick?
12:30Are you doing that?
12:32That's all right!
12:33Oh no!
12:36Oh no!
12:38Oh no!
12:42Oh no!
12:44Oh no!
12:47Oh no!
12:49Oh no!
12:49Oh no!
12:50Oh no!
12:50Oh no!
12:50Oh no!
12:51Oh my God!
12:53Have you ever noticed how a majority of Tom's movesets can be connected to Donkey Kong or other Nintendo characters?
13:03She is so animated, she's basically a Nintendo character.
13:11She's very multifaceted. Most of her move names are French.
13:15So, you know, the cultural awareness is definitely there.
13:22Yeah, she graduated from high school, so, you know, she's enjoying the freedom now.
13:26Makes sense. The hair, the costume.
13:30Oh, like sweet from Benny.
13:34Oh, and a nice shotgun drop to the face of Haru.
13:38Just rubbing that ass against Haru's face.
13:43With joy.
13:45Very, uh, not should be shown on TV.
13:49It's Kureyung Shin-chan-esque.
13:52The little child who's waving that butt.
13:56Oh, yeah. All that fancy stuff is not going to come in now.
14:00And Veni now the queen of the knights of Shinjuku.
14:03Stark contrast to a three-year-old.
14:06See, that's how it's done on the streets of Shinjuku.
14:08Completely not a child.
14:11Violent kicks.
14:13Haru has not given up.
14:16Oh.
14:17I would suggest she should.
14:18I'm being really honest.
14:20Are you going to tell Haru not to fight back?
14:26Oh, I couldn't say so.
14:28I would be not doing my job if I did that.
14:30But as somebody who would like, you know, wishes her well-being.
14:35Yeah, it's a responsible actor.
14:37I would say, squiggle your way to the corner.
14:41Nah, mate. No matter the size of the opponent, I will always back cover.
14:45Unless it's me, and then I'll beat her up.
14:47Hit!
14:48Oh, and a big slap!
14:54Ooh, beautiful.
14:55Ducking the boot.
14:57One-legged dropkick.
14:58Not yet.
15:00And another.
15:06Still not enough.
15:08Keep going, Haru.
15:09There we go.
15:11Makes Vennie take that bump.
15:14Finally managing to knock her down.
15:16Didn't want to tag out until she got one.
15:21Here comes Aino.
15:24Aino versus Vennie.
15:25Also another very interesting matchup here.
15:32Vennie's just crisp and clean.
15:35Precise.
15:37Hurts you.
15:38And powerful.
15:39So nasty.
15:40Surgically hurts you.
15:40All that stuff.
15:41But senton from Aino.
15:53Listing senton from Yuki Aino.
15:56Goes for the pin.
16:09Aino's not holding up for a second.
16:12Ooh!
16:13Gut wrench suplex reversal from Vennie.
16:15Vennie also being a former amateur wrestler.
16:17Vennie also being a former amateur wrestler.
16:18Very good with that move.
16:19Yeah.
16:23A slap to the face and a whip to the face.
16:25And a boot.
16:26Precisely aiming for that same spot.
16:30And it got Vennie's reversal from Aino.
16:41Spin kick.
16:45One, two.
16:46One, two.
16:48One, two.
16:49One, two.
16:49One, two.
16:50One, two.
16:52Here she is.
16:53Here comes the legend.
16:57Oh no!
16:59One, two.
17:00Immediately.
17:00Going for the Saito.
17:06I don't know which was worse.
17:08Maybe she should have just gone with the Saito suplex there.
17:11Big slap from Aja.
17:16Aino takes pride in and tackles.
17:18But when it's against Aja.
17:22I think she has much of a chance.
17:25Aja, however, seems to be slightly relieved by this.
17:32Mounted tackle.
17:35Whew!
17:36Nobody home for the elbow.
17:40Aino going up top.
17:43Got it.
17:44Diving shoulder.
17:49Alrighty.
17:50Oh.
17:52Tearing house.
17:53All three attacking in unison.
18:00Double cross boardies.
18:02Double cross boardies.
18:04What are they planning?
18:10Are they going to do a moonsault?
18:13This seems sort of trampoline.
18:16On the shoulders!
18:20Is this a pyramid moonsault?
18:27Oh!
18:28Oh!
18:31Oh, look.
18:35Shoko goes flying.
18:36Fantastic cool stuff from the team of the heroes.
18:39Very hero-like, actually.
18:40Leave it to the hero team to come up with very inventive moves.
18:46That new gear, Shoko, in the lower throw, too.
18:48Maybe it could be the first time seeing Shoko with gear that has no red in it.
18:53Oh!
18:53She's always had some red in there.
18:56Usually, yeah.
18:58Ah!
18:59Ah!
19:00Ah!
19:03Kitchen sink-style body press.
19:05And into the Saito!
19:06Ooh!
19:07Ooh!
19:09The speed!
19:11Almost like a snapshot.
19:12Whoa!
19:13Straight.
19:14She decided to murder.
19:15I don't think Nakajima knows where she is.
19:17She's decided to murder.
19:18Oh, and a third.
19:20Oh!
19:21But Aja knows it's going to take at least three of them.
19:24Nope.
19:25Don't let her count.
19:26Don't let her count at all.
19:31Oh, no.
19:32Oh, no.
19:33Oh.
19:34Time for the spinning back.
19:35This is the Huracan!
19:37Pom with the assist.
19:39Oh, Pom says, wait.
19:40Before the Huracan, you forgot to use this in the match.
19:42Oh!
19:44Yugo.
19:46It's like, I'm about to finish the match.
19:48You spoiled the moment.
19:49Now Yugo used that can.
19:53The legend.
19:54A punishment to fit the crime.
19:55Yeah, but you can also say that a legend has tasked, bestowed her golden item to Pom.
20:03Lafore Harajuku.
20:05Can't you get it in?
20:06Yes!
20:06The spinning heads in there.
20:08Oh!
20:11If you ever visit Japan, go to Harajuku.
20:13You will actually see the Lafore Harajuku building itself in person.
20:20Missile drop kick.
20:24Oh, only two.
20:26You can take that.
20:28You can take that.
20:28Yeah!
20:31Leg drop to the shin.
20:37Shoko sneaks out.
20:41Perfect opportunity for the 619.
20:46It's like a very good set up, but will it hit?
20:50Oh!
20:51Butt basement.
20:51No!
20:53What?
20:53Shoko gets caught.
20:55You want that counter?
20:57Oh!
20:58Palm to justice!
21:03On Shoko, who is tangled in the ropes.
21:06I think Nakajun has taken a bit too much damage.
21:09Straight up!
21:10Palm to justice!
21:11No!
21:14Yes, that's right.
21:15Shoko still surviving those three psycho suplexes.
21:20Nope!
21:22Forgot to mention.
21:23Fumiren also her Ryogoku debut.
21:25The referee.
21:27You have no idea how happy she is to be here.
21:30Yes, she's a big sumo fan.
21:32Just being in the center of Ryogoku.
21:35Must be pure joy for her.
21:37She is literally glowing.
21:39Big sumo fan.
21:41Big wrestling fan.
21:42Achieving both greens at the same time.
21:50Oh, beautiful.
21:52Frog leaps the top rope.
21:54Uses the second rope for a springboard.
21:57And now the Bakuretsu combination basement crossbody over Aino.
22:02Oh my goodness.
22:04Ah!
22:11Kicks the can aside.
22:12What?
22:12Going for a suplex?
22:14Don't try.
22:16Oh!
22:18That was a bad idea to use against Saga.
22:24Ah, she's going to take a rock in.
22:26Come on, Nakajima.
22:28No, this is not going to be good.
22:31Palm with the scream.
22:32Pointing an assist.
22:33Oh, no!
22:37Oh, no!
22:38Oh, no!
22:38No, no, no!
22:40No!
22:42Well, she got what she wanted.
22:50Springboard drop kicking hard.
22:52No, no, no!
22:54Looks like they've just managed to clear house.
22:56Palm out.
22:58Palm out.
22:59I want to feel bad for her.
23:02Oh!
23:03Head first in.
23:05That was so hard first.
23:07That was so hard first.
23:10Double arm DDT by Shoko.
23:12Going for the diving senton.
23:16Oh!
23:17Stuck it out!
23:19Palm!
23:21Palm!
23:22Rest in peace, Palm!
23:24I told you.
23:25I'm just looking forward to how she's going to get murdered today.
23:27The burden needs to check on her.
23:29Apparently, that's how.
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