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🔥New My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug!
00:14Your launch today, beach!
00:35Slow-ass sea slug!
00:49Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:47Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:01Sire!
03:02The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:06We beg you!
03:08Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry!
03:40I didn't mean to-
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:11Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:15This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:38What the hell did you do to me last night?!
04:43Hey.
04:44I put in a lot of work.
04:45Don't tell me you forgot.
04:47Leora!
04:48I know you're in there!
04:50Nowhere left to run!
04:51Damn it.
04:52He tracked me.
05:05L-
05:07You're my fiancee.
05:09You belong with me.
05:10Come home.
05:11Get away, Dylan!
05:14As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:22Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:25You slept with someone?
05:27who screwed up my plan
05:29oh so you're the genius who roofed her
05:34newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
05:37you talking to the boss like that punk
05:45so you're the loser who ruined everything
05:47you actually fucked this beach bomb shut in
05:57touch him again and you'll regret it her body's tainted now
06:00but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:06i won't kill him but you're coming with me loria
06:12babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:20forget today ever happened go back to your life
06:36seriously can't i just play my game for once
06:50those assholes are back already
06:52what are you talking about
06:58hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer either get the hell out of this water
07:03or kneel and call me daddy
07:05dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:08keep acting tough jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:11even narius's seafo give him a wide burt
07:26you asked for this
07:40you one-shotted pants top and orcer who the hell are you
07:55assholes using my divine power to barbecue
07:57hope you die alone and miserable
08:01what are you whining about
08:03nothing
08:04heat's too low sprinkle this and baste it again
08:12molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:18huh
08:20tide barrier just got tripped
08:27mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me
08:33yeah baby
08:35but he retired recently
08:36we're gonna find him now
08:46i'm badly wounded
08:48i don't have much time
08:50find lily's real father
08:52leave her with him
08:53i just hope you two can live in peace
08:58far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:14there it is
09:22liara's wounded bad
09:23drag them both back to the dylan
09:25lifetime of easy living
09:32what the hell was that
09:34nothing
09:34just swapped a bug
09:39that girl from five years ago
09:41you came looking for me
09:44she's your daughter
09:46we need you now
09:49so you're my dad
09:50you're actually pretty handsome
09:52this aura
09:54she's got my blood
10:01who did this
10:02don't worry about it
10:04just
10:05keep lily safe
10:10mommy
10:11mommy
10:12mommy
10:29it's too late boss
10:31her heartbeats fading fast
10:47somebody help me
10:59give me a name
11:02leora
11:03who did this
11:04i'm going to tear them apart
11:08it was
11:29your father sold you to me
11:31a long time ago
11:32you're my fiance
11:33my property
11:34you filthy whore
11:36spread your legs
11:37for some stray dog
11:41but at least your bloodline
11:43is still worth something
11:49no let go
11:53with nymph blood in my veins
11:55even olympus
11:56even olympus
11:56will bow to me
12:05i got careless
12:07diving near a shipwreck
12:09my fault
12:09shipwreck
12:11those cuts are surgical
12:13leora
12:13someone did this to you
12:18you're just a regular guy
12:19stay out of it
12:21boss
12:23soup's ready
12:29if i don't make it
12:32promise me you'll take care of lily
12:34she's all we have left
12:37she's safe
12:37now drink
12:41soup isn't gonna fix this jack
12:48jack you
12:52ambrosia residue
12:53golden apple sap
12:54i studied this in grad's time
12:57greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
12:59where the hell did you get this
13:02more
13:03try it
13:14these ingredients
13:15where did you get them
13:22it's my first time meeting daddy
13:24i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
13:50what a lively little snack
13:53gulp you down
13:54and my power doubles
13:56ha ha ha ha
14:04i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:05you want more
14:07i've got a ton of it laying around
14:09this guy's luck is insane
14:13a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:18is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:21you're safe here liria
14:25we've got a kid together now
14:28i'm not letting anything touch
14:30you
14:32or lily
14:33jack
14:34i'm grateful but i
14:35daddy
14:35help
14:39something's trying to eat me
14:42lily's in trouble
14:49i i'm not tasty
14:51my mommy and daddy are super strong
14:54please don't eat me
15:00divine power runs through this girl
15:03devour you
15:04and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:10ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:24whoo
15:42you disgusting freak
15:43what do you think you're doing to my daughter
15:46mommy
15:49i've got you baby
15:51touch my kid again
15:53and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
15:56ha
15:56you ruined my meal
16:01wait
16:02the baby mama herself
16:04perfect
16:09two courses for the price of one
16:19bitch
16:24jack take lily and run
16:27go
16:32run
16:33from the lucian hydro
16:35you pathetic little insects
16:43you
16:44posei
16:46that kid's his
16:48no wonder the power's so pure
16:50that's poseidon's bloodline
16:53if i stay i'm dead
17:01what the hell just happened
17:03it ran
17:04damn
17:05lioya
17:05your powers are badass
17:07you straight up scared the monster off
17:10me
17:11no way
17:12even at full strength i couldn't take that thing
17:14i'm still recovering
17:16wait
17:17maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:22whatever
17:22let's get home
17:23that thing might circle back
17:28about that monster
17:34failed at the perfect time
17:36figures
17:36he's just a regular guy after all
18:19my liege
18:21have mercy
18:22i didn't know she was your daughter
18:23i swear it
18:24please spare my life
18:26no problem
18:27thank you my lord
18:28thank you for your mercy
18:29try to remember that in your next life
18:44enjoying the show
18:55my king
18:55we had nothing to do with the hydra
18:57we swear
18:58listen to me
18:59if any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:03i will skin you alive
19:05now
19:06get the fuck out of my sight
19:08yes
19:09yes my leash
19:10yes
19:21my love
19:22since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
19:25i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:36that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs
19:39but poseidon
19:40guy's long gone
19:42probably fish food in some trench
19:44right
19:45sea god myth
19:46ancient history
19:47wanna bet
19:48there ain't no sea king anymore
20:01the world's the same as ever
20:03the dead are louder than the living
20:05who the hell are you
20:07you're in hades territory
20:08asshole
20:20poseidon
20:21poseidon
20:22poseidon
20:28poseidon
20:29poseidon
20:31is hades still breathing
20:32if he is
20:34tell him to get his ass out here
20:39who the fuck is tearing up my domain
20:47i don't have time for this
20:49i'm not wasting it on you
20:50i need a background check
20:56you know who i am
20:58hades is ace
20:59you crash my spot
21:01you die here
21:24little fish
21:26little fish
21:33hades staff
21:34one shot
21:36the sea king
21:37he's real
21:40hades
21:41you hiding
21:42come out
21:43or this whole place turns into driftwood
21:47one
21:48two
21:53thank the fates
21:54the boss is here
22:00boss
22:00this bum
22:07you idiot
22:08piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:11you're done
22:12get out
22:13in front of poseidon
22:15your ants
22:15i'm saving your worthless heights
22:22my lord
22:23is this handling satisfactory
22:25i'm not here for fun
22:27dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:34understood
22:35i'll mobilize every team right now
22:37you have three days
22:38i'll be back
22:43everyone
22:43drop what you're doing
22:45full sweep on the leora and child
22:47every resource
22:48every contact
22:49now
22:50tell them poseidon's back
22:52yes boss
22:59poseidon's back
23:00let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:11dylan wants the woman dead
23:13kid comes with us alive
23:14she's still hurt
23:15easy pickets
23:16let's move
23:29we'll make a nice stew
23:31surprise daddy for lunch
23:39a forest nymph playing happy home mater
23:42pathetic
23:46who are you
23:48dylan's orders
23:49come quietly to the stronghold
23:52or i drag your corpse back
23:54mommy
23:55who's the ugly goat man
23:58hand over the kid
24:08stay away from my daughter
24:09don't you dare touch her
24:27mommy you're bleeding
24:28this forest is locked down
24:31surrender now
24:33i'll go with you
24:34on one condition
24:36let my daughter go
24:38no mommy i'm not leaving you
24:51kid's mine
24:53you die
24:54you poisoned me
25:00my poison fog
25:02the more you fight
25:04the faster it rots you from the inside
25:06give up
25:08you've gone too far
25:10even if i die today
25:11even if i die today
25:12i'm not letting you win
25:16you're wounded
25:17poisoned
25:19done
25:21the kid's coming with me
25:24don't touch her
25:26come at me
25:27feisty one
25:29dylan wants you dead
25:31but first
25:32i'm gonna have some fun
25:40such a pretty face
25:42all mine now
25:47let my mommy go
25:49you bastard
25:56lily
25:57lily
25:58run
25:59get out of here
26:04serve me well
26:05and i might let her run
26:07a little longer
26:21that's enough
26:26ready
26:36you
26:37you
26:38you
26:39you
26:39you
26:39you
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