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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:05Whoa!
00:02:10Whoa!
00:02:11Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:02:13Whoa!
00:02:14Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Whoa!
00:02:16Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong.
00:02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:56Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying!
00:02:58Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married?
00:03:05I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23They're talking about my brother's life.
00:03:25I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss.
00:03:38Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:40Oh, kind stranger.
00:03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45And so you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity.
00:03:48It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What?
00:03:52Oh, jeez.
00:03:53This is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay.
00:04:02Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on.
00:04:33Come on.
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry.
00:04:54I don't know what this is.
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:40I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging.
00:05:53There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:07If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:25Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's going to save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39Please, that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not going to touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:20Devin, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:23No.
00:09:23Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her.
00:09:57Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts on the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters.
00:10:05Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:19Oh, okay!
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What are we doing?
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv!
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that Sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:49Security, smash her face in for licking my son!
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:11:00Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:04Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:18This?
00:11:25It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is, what, the rod of a sepulis?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:21But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases, which mean nothing, if you can't
00:12:56wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up, I think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:07back.
00:13:07Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:49I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:54I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:54Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh, yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:48You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:13I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:36Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:39I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call malpractice.
00:16:48This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:50But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:52Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:57Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there alone?
00:17:27If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:37Let's go.
00:17:38Hmph!
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly.
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:47She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation.
00:18:56Pelt for ransom.
00:18:58By a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little life?
00:19:07Uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:23You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:31Oh my...
00:19:39I told you all to stay out.
00:19:46This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:28James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I'm just one.
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there
00:21:21with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can
00:21:26to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:55Saving me?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God,
00:22:02I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:07in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is,
00:22:31all right,
00:22:31but it is a biological fact.
00:22:33A man is attracted to a naked woman
00:22:37and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41It's physical.
00:22:45You just talked to me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:15Fire!
00:23:26Those avicials.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong,
00:23:43you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho
00:23:46doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him,
00:23:57no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:59Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient,
00:24:37but only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:01The witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are,
00:25:15but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49That poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:52and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead,
00:26:49it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:27:02This is taking way too long!
00:27:05Captain Morales,
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas
00:27:10can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide
00:27:14even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now!
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down!
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man
00:27:56that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:00you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it!
00:28:13No more stalling, General!
00:28:15If you won't punish her,
00:28:16I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's secure!
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:57And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it!
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:03Next time,
00:29:05don't go seeking medical advice
00:29:06from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait!
00:29:19Wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:19There is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer!
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over 100 years old,
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled
00:29:56our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words,
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it,
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return
00:30:23from deployment for the last three years,
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiance.
00:30:53He's back,
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer
00:31:10is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber
00:31:15for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been
00:31:18the richest woman in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know
00:31:34about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, Lysander,
00:31:43I'm not supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:47than let that penniless,
00:31:49ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nut jobs
00:31:51are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos
00:31:55out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed
00:32:07to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had
00:32:14these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear
00:32:17that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about
00:32:20the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person
00:32:23could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not,
00:32:25homeless or not,
00:32:26I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met
00:32:28a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my wife.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding
00:32:39three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you,
00:32:48your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things,
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you
00:32:56for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough
00:32:59to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading
00:33:01for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission
00:33:08to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:17Beatrice, Trixie,
00:33:20Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying
00:33:22to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend,
00:33:25Marissa.
00:33:27In fact,
00:33:29the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house
00:33:31now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring
00:33:38and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years
00:33:43while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me
00:33:45with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying
00:33:48to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together
00:33:52for three years
00:33:53and it was a complete
00:33:55waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl
00:33:57like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much
00:34:04you would owe me
00:34:05if I was in the
00:34:05rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling
00:34:10your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade
00:34:13male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21Marissa is so much
00:34:22better than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think
00:34:38she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she
00:34:42got me
00:34:43for my engagement.
00:34:46Oops.
00:34:46Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth
00:34:49one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract
00:34:51I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her
00:34:58the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your
00:35:04dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything
00:35:07you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:12What?
00:35:13Oh, I think
00:35:14she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup
00:35:16must have hit her
00:35:16hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire
00:35:25family for three
00:35:26years while you
00:35:27were gone.
00:35:28How dare you
00:35:29insult her?
00:35:31It's okay,
00:35:32Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop
00:35:33to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't
00:35:37know what you're
00:35:37doing out there
00:35:38on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he
00:35:40talking about,
00:35:40your sister?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:43Shh.
00:35:47This is how
00:35:48embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase
00:35:51this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging
00:35:53on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor
00:35:58nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you
00:36:00got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're
00:36:04looking for is
00:36:05dignity.
00:36:06And you're one
00:36:07to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true,
00:36:11Trixie?
00:36:15I've been
00:36:16broadening my
00:36:16horizons,
00:36:17Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see
00:36:18how regular,
00:36:19everyday people
00:36:20live so that
00:36:21I can help
00:36:22them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:23those without
00:36:24substance underneath
00:36:25would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that
00:36:28supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an
00:36:31upgrade is actually
00:36:32a downgrade.
00:36:38enough bullshitting
00:36:38already.
00:36:39Just sign the
00:36:39damn papers
00:36:40and we can
00:36:40each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding,
00:36:55I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do
00:36:58good by me of
00:36:59breaking things
00:37:00off before
00:37:00two-timing me
00:37:01with my best
00:37:02friend,
00:37:03why should I
00:37:03do good by
00:37:04you?
00:37:05I'll give you
00:37:05my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better
00:37:12keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never
00:37:16feel so rich
00:37:17ever again.
00:37:18Do remember
00:37:19that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's
00:37:27a millionaire
00:37:28now.
00:37:29They'll destroy
00:37:30you if you
00:37:30show even
00:37:31so much
00:37:32as a hair
00:37:32at their
00:37:33wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to
00:37:35confess something
00:37:36to you.
00:37:37I've secretly
00:37:38amassed a fortune
00:37:38worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would
00:37:44make you
00:37:44the richest
00:37:45person
00:37:46on the
00:37:47planet.
00:37:47It's because
00:37:48of the healing
00:37:48hands I
00:37:49inherited
00:37:50from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god
00:37:51of healing.
00:37:53I've saved
00:37:53several world
00:37:54leaders with
00:37:55these hands.
00:37:56That's how
00:37:57I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential
00:37:58contract and
00:38:00become the
00:38:00goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me
00:38:02angrier hearing
00:38:03her name knowing
00:38:04how she betrayed
00:38:05you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your
00:38:10heart, but
00:38:12embellishing your
00:38:12worth and who
00:38:13you are, it
00:38:15will only delay
00:38:16the healing
00:38:16process.
00:38:17You don't
00:38:18have to believe
00:38:18me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost
00:38:20mom and dad
00:38:21because we
00:38:22didn't have
00:38:22the money
00:38:22for their
00:38:23medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would
00:38:26do everything
00:38:26I can to
00:38:27serve those
00:38:27in need.
00:38:29That's why
00:38:30I'm taking
00:38:30everything back
00:38:31from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving
00:38:32it back to
00:38:32charity.
00:38:33You've always
00:38:33had an angel's
00:38:34heart.
00:38:35I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet
00:38:37someone who
00:38:38will treat you
00:38:38right, who
00:38:40actually deserves
00:38:41you.
00:38:41You will
00:38:42see tomorrow,
00:38:43Grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:48There's that.
00:38:51You said
00:38:52Trixie's
00:38:52crashing your
00:38:53wedding?
00:38:53She was
00:38:54bullying us
00:38:54too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:57trying to extort
00:38:57you now that
00:38:58she knows
00:38:58you're rich
00:38:58as fuck.
00:39:00I hope
00:39:01when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake
00:39:02the Snake
00:39:03bites back
00:39:04hard.
00:39:05So let her
00:39:05come and
00:39:06embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:07You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video
00:39:13of you?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cave
00:39:17woman's take
00:39:18the 19th
00:39:18century tin
00:39:19can.
00:39:20She'll prop
00:39:21me up higher
00:39:21on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole
00:39:22world sees her
00:39:23in her homeless
00:39:23mess against
00:39:24my presidential
00:39:25glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn
00:39:27this party
00:39:27into her
00:39:28funeral.
00:39:35There he
00:39:36is.
00:39:38Welcome
00:39:39home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome
00:39:41home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless
00:39:45woman who
00:39:46saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the
00:39:48file of her
00:39:48ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served
00:39:50with her
00:39:50regiment in
00:39:51the Marines.
00:39:51You mean
00:39:52the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that could
00:39:53barely carry
00:39:53supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been
00:39:55providing for
00:39:55him and his
00:39:56entire family
00:39:56while he's
00:39:57been deployed
00:39:57overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she
00:39:59waited for
00:39:59him for
00:40:00years and
00:40:00then he
00:40:00betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to
00:40:03intel,
00:40:03she's planning
00:40:04to bring it
00:40:04down on them
00:40:04at their
00:40:05wedding.
00:40:05We should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only
00:40:09alive today
00:40:09because of
00:40:10that virtuous
00:40:10woman and
00:40:11her incredible
00:40:12power that
00:40:13saved my
00:40:13life.
00:40:13So she
00:40:14needs our
00:40:14support.
00:40:15Will you
00:40:15join me in
00:40:16protecting her?
00:40:16Yes,
00:40:17sir!
00:40:17We will
00:40:18learn a lot
00:40:18to protect
00:40:19her,
00:40:19sir!
00:40:20and let's
00:40:21roll.
00:40:36Welcome,
00:40:37everyone, to
00:40:38my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a
00:40:39very special
00:40:40day for me
00:40:41and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married,
00:40:42but in just one
00:40:43hour, my company
00:40:44will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential
00:40:45contract allowing
00:40:47my biomedical
00:40:47company to go
00:40:48public.
00:40:53Congratulations
00:40:53on the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:56Like who?
00:40:57Stowe, butch is
00:40:57taking my last name.
00:40:59Oh, and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:01Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department,
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05par-tay, after all.
00:41:07I see some of the
00:41:08most important people
00:41:09in the nation have
00:41:10also arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S.
00:41:15president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract
00:41:18herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:27the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't
00:41:35start until I say
00:41:36it does.
00:41:37It does.
00:41:39It does.
00:41:40It does.
00:41:41It does.
00:41:41It does.
00:41:42It does.
00:41:42It does.
00:41:42It does.
00:41:42It does.
00:41:58You two really
00:41:59are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming
00:42:03train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are
00:42:15you doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18Are you lost?
00:42:19I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off
00:42:20us.
00:42:21You know, being
00:42:22this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:29for the last three
00:42:29years?
00:42:30And what evidence
00:42:30do you have of
00:42:31that?
00:42:32Look at me, then
00:42:33go look at yourself
00:42:33in the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first
00:42:37woman president
00:42:38will be here any
00:42:39second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa, she's like
00:42:45so obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to
00:42:56my wedding to
00:42:57suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what
00:42:58poor sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for
00:43:01scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty
00:43:08now, but don't
00:43:09bite the hand
00:43:09that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when
00:43:12I'm the one who's
00:43:12giving you the
00:43:13contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:23education, no
00:43:25connection, so
00:43:25how could you
00:43:26possibly have a
00:43:27pool to get the
00:43:28U.S. fucking
00:43:29president to give
00:43:30me a billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa, and I
00:43:35saw potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best
00:43:37friend, but I
00:43:39recognize now that
00:43:40greed has poisoned
00:43:41you.
00:43:42Don't be all
00:43:42sore now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:44your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:48lame spinsters for
00:43:50fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:52You were too
00:43:53embarrassing for
00:43:54me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying
00:43:58the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a
00:44:02gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put
00:44:04that on a memoir.
00:44:05Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me in
00:44:06front of everyone.
00:44:08Don't listen to
00:44:08her, everyone.
00:44:09She's the gold
00:44:10digging, blood
00:44:11sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of
00:44:16everyone for me,
00:44:17butch.
00:44:19You may look and
00:44:20sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic
00:44:22coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:27Your moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:32lame girls feel
00:44:32better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:34That's why no
00:44:34man will choose
00:44:35you over
00:44:36Marissa Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:38the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to
00:44:42request to be chosen
00:44:43because I'm the one
00:44:44who's doing the
00:44:45choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:01billion dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasa?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:07supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease
00:45:18or the modest
00:45:19home you try
00:45:19to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just
00:45:25trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to
00:45:30sign over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is
00:45:36where all her
00:45:37life savings.
00:45:41You want to
00:45:41I don't know
00:45:42beg for a little
00:45:43treat while you're
00:45:44at it?
00:45:54You must
00:45:55understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take
00:45:57back everything
00:45:58I've ever given
00:45:58you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:07Bro.
00:46:09She's gone cuckoo in
00:46:09the head.
00:46:10She thinks that
00:46:11just because she
00:46:11rented a pretty
00:46:12little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be
00:46:13a deep pocket
00:46:14invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had
00:46:16that kind of money
00:46:16to just toss away
00:46:17Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop
00:46:19in the bucket for me.
00:46:21I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you
00:46:26can just show up
00:46:26to a fancy party
00:46:27and some Prince
00:46:28Charming will scoop
00:46:29you into money
00:46:30forever?
00:46:31Well that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security!
00:46:33Lock the doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where
00:46:40your dreams will
00:46:41die, bitch!
00:46:45We found
00:46:46Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being
00:46:47cornered by her
00:46:48ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:49Wickham wedding
00:46:49right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well he's gonna
00:46:51wish he died in
00:46:52battle after I'm
00:46:53done with him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few
00:47:00toy guns scare me
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty
00:47:02of people from
00:47:03much worse.
00:47:05including your
00:47:06head of command
00:47:06butch.
00:47:08General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:11legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a
00:47:13coma for years
00:47:14after he saved the
00:47:15nation from a
00:47:15terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly
00:47:19leech so how could
00:47:20you possibly have
00:47:21this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone
00:47:24like General
00:47:25Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is
00:47:26gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general
00:47:29then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not
00:47:33you're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated
00:47:36Trixie.
00:47:37Show them
00:47:38Butch.
00:47:43See for
00:47:44yourselves everyone
00:47:46Trixie's just
00:47:46a freeloading
00:47:48beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave
00:47:52me and Marissa
00:47:53alone because
00:47:53we're rich as
00:47:54fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa,
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female
00:48:05president of the
00:48:06United States
00:48:07herself,
00:48:07bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic
00:48:12gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to
00:48:14marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver
00:48:23spoon or you're
00:48:24as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:37can dream of.
00:48:38But I valued
00:48:38our friendship,
00:48:39Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came
00:48:40here to give you
00:48:41a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:02why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you
00:49:06back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:24Bob, how dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:29alive.
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:36of healing will be
00:49:37able to save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:50here, or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't
00:49:53know which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59before could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish General
00:50:05Licentor scooped
00:50:06you off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't good
00:50:08enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:11Enough!
00:50:12You're souring
00:50:13my party, so you
00:50:14either get the fuck
00:50:14out, or I'm
00:50:16gonna shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of
00:50:19three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:21like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:32Mmm.
00:50:34This wine is
00:50:35so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody is laying
00:50:42a hand on my
00:50:43future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is
00:51:02this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm
00:51:07late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um, when did I
00:51:13become your future
00:51:13wife?
00:51:16You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:19I'm a man of my
00:51:19word.
00:51:20They're never gonna
00:51:21hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was
00:51:23nothing.
00:51:25I saved you because
00:51:26you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want
00:51:28you to owe me any
00:51:29favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one who
00:51:37cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you guys
00:51:39all lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would
00:51:46die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out
00:51:53there giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man who
00:51:56in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch
00:51:58her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the
00:52:06Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is
00:52:12like a, I don't
00:52:13know, like a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste
00:52:17your manhood on
00:52:17a whiny, worthless
00:52:19woman like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:26never talks about
00:52:28a woman, no way.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need to
00:52:41fight fire with fire
00:52:42to deal with the
00:52:43likes of them.
00:52:44You're very
00:52:45gracious, Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting
00:52:50off of it because
00:52:50she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:52do me the favor of
00:52:52never coming near
00:52:53her again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me, you little
00:52:56dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking
00:52:57major.
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank of the
00:53:00military grunts.
00:53:01I'll, I'll destroy
00:53:02you.
00:53:03Do you really not
00:53:04know who this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were
00:53:06in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:08doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just a
00:53:12supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:18of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your
00:53:22house to hire this
00:53:23actor so you can
00:53:24feel better about
00:53:24yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl and a
00:53:35pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like they
00:53:39don't know who you
00:53:39are since you've
00:53:40been out of action
00:53:41for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should
00:53:42try to face them
00:53:43off some more,
00:53:44don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the
00:53:47wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:57Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for
00:53:59anything after you
00:54:00saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that we
00:54:02shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of
00:54:07man to get close to a
00:54:08woman and then just
00:54:09disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my
00:54:11nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody
00:54:13else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never met a
00:54:19woman like you.
00:54:22So incredible and
00:54:23kind and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know that
00:54:27you're the one for
00:54:27me.
00:54:29This guy's either
00:54:30nuts or a really,
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know that
00:54:45you just lost your
00:54:45home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own new
00:54:49mansion.
00:54:50Worth $500 million,
00:54:51previously owned by
00:54:53Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains all the
00:55:00rights to my entire
00:55:02fortune, which is
00:55:04now yours.
00:55:05Entire fortune from
00:55:06a cowboy actor?
00:55:08That's amazing.
00:55:09They already spent
00:55:09their entire life
00:55:10savings on this clown
00:55:11show.
00:55:11They've got nothing
00:55:11left.
00:55:13Lysander, I really
00:55:14don't care for any of
00:55:15things.
00:55:16Look, I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing from
00:55:19a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift is, um,
00:55:28well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Cleo!
00:55:44Oh my god.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:52Trixie, I'm just a man, but
00:55:53with you, it's so much
00:55:54more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore, will you
00:56:01marry me?
00:56:03Do you know I can't say no to
00:56:05this doggo?
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here
00:56:34is Butch and I.
00:56:37Let's remind everyone how
00:56:38worth it, Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right
00:56:43mind would marry that
00:56:44embarrassing sack of
00:56:46scraps.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:47I don't care if she's
00:56:48homeless or not, but I'm
00:56:49making this woman my wife,
00:56:51which means that she will be
00:56:52treated as and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman on
00:56:55earth.
00:56:56Understand.
00:57:00You still don't realize that
00:57:03my brother is the most
00:57:04powerful man on earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander
00:57:07Armstrong.
00:57:15As if like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose to a homeless
00:57:21prostitute like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically control the global
00:57:25stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would
00:57:27sooner marry the princess
00:57:28of England than someone
00:57:29from the lowest rank of
00:57:31society.
00:57:32I bet my life you're all
00:57:33just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy
00:57:36your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:39Let's show them what we can
00:57:39do and get revenge for
00:57:40Trixie.
00:57:41What can a bunch of piss
00:57:42poor people do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor
00:57:45people bad luck.
00:57:46She wishes she could
00:57:48blame her low status on
00:57:49bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a
00:57:51useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:59I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means if you
00:58:02don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself,
00:58:04but I'll let you do
00:58:07all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt Marissa
00:58:20Wickham for me.
00:58:23Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days could call
00:58:26anyone and pretend to be on
00:58:28the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:45I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:54Hey, hey.
00:58:56Are you sure that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly
00:59:00go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It's evaporated.
00:59:04It's thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're the
00:59:15Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said
00:59:17that the Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means
00:59:26you're
00:59:27really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most powerful man
00:59:32in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married,
00:59:35the famed war hero,
00:59:37the man every girl wants
00:59:38and every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad
00:59:44will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
00:59:51Sasa.
01:00:00I know why
01:00:01you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been
01:00:03in the military for so long,
01:00:04you don't know
01:00:05what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:09a good time.
01:00:12Do you have your hands
01:00:13for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you.
01:00:16Ah!
01:00:17Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:20I would never be
01:00:21interested in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:24and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying
01:00:32to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:42a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you
01:00:55wouldn't have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixine.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:02your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing my fiancé,
01:01:06but now you'd sell
01:01:07out other innocent girls
01:01:08just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:11to all good women
01:01:11out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:14So now,
01:01:14everything that I've
01:01:15ever given you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it all back.
01:01:21Wait, everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off
01:01:31the phone with the
01:01:32president and she said
01:01:33your contract is not
01:01:34getting cancelled
01:01:34because it was assigned
01:01:36by the goddess healer
01:01:37herself.
01:01:37So we won't
01:01:39go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric
01:01:42and highly elusive sage
01:01:43in the field of medicine
01:01:44approved of my
01:01:45bio-medical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest
01:01:49honor anyone can have
01:01:50in the field of
01:01:50health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto
01:01:53is the right
01:01:54rewrites the wrong,
01:01:56the left leave the wrong
01:01:57bereft.
01:01:58That means she's
01:01:59rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would
01:02:01never let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on her way
01:02:05now.
01:02:08So you're telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:10handsome motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck
01:02:14cares who he is?
01:02:16If the president
01:02:16and the goddess healer
01:02:18approves of my
01:02:18products,
01:02:19who cares about
01:02:20this washed up
01:02:20war hero?
01:02:21We can break his
01:02:22legs, break his
01:02:23arms, no one
01:02:23would even bat an
01:02:24eye.
01:02:24She even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon
01:02:27secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent claims
01:02:34and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get
01:02:42the last laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest
01:02:45her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good
01:02:47person.
01:02:48Please, officer,
01:02:49don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you all
01:02:54doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard
01:02:55about the breakup
01:02:56between you and
01:02:56Butch.
01:02:57We were worried,
01:02:58so we came here
01:02:59to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer,
01:03:02I can attest
01:03:02that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good neighbor.
01:03:05She's very kind
01:03:06hearted and would
01:03:06never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university
01:03:11tuition, Trixie gave
01:03:12her everything she
01:03:13had just to help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She also paid for
01:03:16my recent heart
01:03:17surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really
01:03:19is an incredible
01:03:20woman.
01:03:21She's an angel
01:03:22descended from
01:03:23heaven.
01:03:28You must be
01:03:29the criminal
01:03:30pretending to be
01:03:30General Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist
01:03:38attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:40would have been
01:03:40bombed to ash.
01:03:42And that's why
01:03:42his choice to crime
01:03:43is stealing his
01:03:44identity.
01:03:45General Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong only fell
01:03:47into a coma
01:03:48because of the
01:03:48fight with the
01:03:49terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet,
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell
01:03:55that this whole
01:03:55dilemma with my
01:03:56identity is causing
01:03:57you a lot of
01:03:57trouble.
01:03:58I promise I'll
01:03:59get it resolved
01:03:59and we can focus
01:04:00on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to
01:04:05arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get
01:04:09to decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:37Yes!
01:04:38Yes!
01:04:49Yes!
01:04:51Yes!
01:04:54Yes!
01:04:55Yes!
01:04:56Yes!
01:04:57Yes!
01:04:57Heardrum!
01:04:58Yes!
01:05:01Yes!
01:05:03Yes!
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiancé.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss.
01:05:59Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:19See, Trixie?
01:06:22You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hmph.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can't, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:16What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I will sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:46I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:57Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:09Holy fuck!
01:08:10Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:12By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:27I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of fetus.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:39While I do not care for glory,
01:08:41I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch,
01:08:45not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:49I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:54God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:57But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:28but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will.
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops.
01:10:08Just frosted again.
01:10:10Whoops.
01:10:11And again.
01:10:12Nothing's happening.
01:10:14Stop!
01:10:15Stop!
01:10:17Stop!
01:10:20Stop!
01:10:21Stop!
01:10:24No!
01:10:25No, Pop!
01:10:26Hey.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:31Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone will want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:03Yes.
01:12:04Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:40Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention.
01:12:58So she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No.
01:13:01My granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:04Reversing time just to heal someone's wound.
01:13:06Only the Goddess Healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the Goddess Healer?
01:13:18First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong.
01:13:23And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the Goddess Healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have.
01:13:37While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but Goddess Healing Power is legendary.
01:13:53It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel.
01:13:57But the Goddess Healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:04won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08No.
01:14:09Trixie, look.
01:14:11I believe you.
01:14:12You saved me.
01:14:14Whether you're a Goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:18No matter what happens, you are a Goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:26Tear her apart!
01:14:28Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:30Tear her apart!
01:14:32Tear her apart!
01:14:46Tear her apart!
01:14:48Your inspector's face!
01:14:49Who, you dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53Your General Lysander Armstrong!
01:14:57Wait!
01:14:57What ?
01:14:58He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01No, no, we've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:05Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:06This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:12But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:16Yes, we all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:18What I mean is, you're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:24And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:27The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell.
01:15:31And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the President?
01:15:35He is the General.
01:15:38Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:39Did you hear that?
01:15:41Even the Vice President knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:45So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:48We got the VP and the President.
01:15:51On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:55I told you.
01:15:57Now punish them, Vice President Langley. This is treason.
01:15:59Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:08Hurry!
01:16:09The Goddess Healer needs us.
01:16:13You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:15My brother is a war hero.
01:16:17He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:20He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:22If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:23Enough!
01:16:24You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:28Not just your brother.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:31It's okay.
01:16:33Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:41And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:43I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:49I truly saved a good man.
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:59And what can you do about it?
01:17:01Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:17:04My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:17:09Let's try it out on them.
01:17:12Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:14There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:15Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:18Despicable!
01:17:19What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:24Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:28Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:33Oh!
01:17:42Shoot!
01:17:43Wait, that's the President.
01:17:56What the hell?
01:17:58Hey, idiots!
01:18:01Oh!
01:18:02Oh!
01:18:02Oh!
01:18:03Oh!
01:18:03Oh!
01:18:06Oh, my gosh!
01:18:07I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:09That was...
01:18:10They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:18:14What is this?
01:18:16Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:19This isn't war crime.
01:18:21These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:23You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:26I have the presidential contract.
01:18:28With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:30And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:35What are you doing?
01:18:36Reverse the poison.
01:18:37And take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:39That is easy.
01:18:41There's no need.
01:18:43I'll save everyone.
01:18:57It's raining gold!
01:19:01What's happening?
01:19:02Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:04It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:07She...
01:19:08She is...
01:19:10She is a criminal.
01:19:12Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:13We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:17Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:20What are you talking about?
01:19:22The President literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:35This contract?
01:19:37Yeah!
01:19:37Yes!
01:19:38Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:57My contract, you bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:26Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you going to do?
01:20:37The President is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's going to give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract.
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I don't understand.
01:21:25I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:58What?
01:22:03Welcome, Goddess.
01:22:16You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the Earth as a normal person.
01:22:28Help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:34No, so that means the billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39Then she took it away just like that.
01:22:43That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially
01:22:50cutting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:53I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's going to be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:41You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:48I want to be rich again.
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault.
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05all right?
01:25:07Come on.
01:25:09All right.
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