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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:06Please save my time.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:02Ah!
00:02:06Ah!
00:02:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:02:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15You new this, Evander?
00:02:17my brother's been in a coma the last two years we have no idea what the
00:02:22illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely be Lysander
00:02:27Armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market he's
00:02:32so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure
00:02:37him money fame power it's all yours are we still moving forward Miss Trixie yes
00:02:49give the presidential contract to Marissa oh I have another call coming in grandma
00:02:56I'm dying save me Trixie grandma when are you getting married I'm already a hundred
00:03:06years old I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on
00:03:11deployment so that's why I haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable
00:03:18when I can bang a younger stud like you they're talking about my brother's
00:03:24life I don't have time for jokes
00:03:36please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me
00:03:42repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish and you can barely feed yourself the
00:03:47downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh geez this is
00:03:54giving me a migraine are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing
00:03:58that I'm telling you to have some faith in me okay I wish for you to cure my
00:04:04brother's illness can you do that I can topple mountains and make a king out of a
00:04:10frog if I wanted to Cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far Cleo hold
00:04:19still
00:04:26my migraines gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
00:04:47how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him I'm sorry I
00:04:54don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:59don't worry general I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east I
00:05:05can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:26I have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:34after all that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:52he's not budging there's no movement truly I have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:58I don't know what this is Lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried
00:06:04all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:12who
00:06:16the goddess of healing
00:06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right
00:06:25rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst
00:06:33mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if
00:06:42this
00:06:42legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son I don't care if I go bankrupt I
00:06:49will find her
00:06:49James come put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million
00:06:58dollars there's no need
00:07:14I'll save your son
00:07:17who the hell is she dad she says she can cure Lysander she's gonna save your brother don't
00:07:22be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:29crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog
00:07:37with her I bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:45Lysander Armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but I can see
00:07:57from all your faces that you've failed so step aside I'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:04oh you're not gonna touch my son I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general I know
00:08:12a
00:08:12gold-digging whore when I see one I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:18wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:24a skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:32disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's
00:08:39go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:47sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master Lysander into no avail
00:08:52maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later she turns out to be a
00:08:57fraud
00:08:58all right I'll give you a shot but I warn you if you fail I'll have your and your dog's
00:09:05head
00:09:05mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and I'm
00:09:12only here to
00:09:13repay your younger son's kindness but since I'm not welcome here I'll leave Devin come find me when
00:09:21you have a different wish no miss Trixie my brother is a hero to me I can't lose him well
00:09:29if he's a hero
00:09:30to you then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:37this
00:09:37country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:44who says I want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:09:50marrying a
00:09:51penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her I mean look at her even
00:09:57if she
00:09:57cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her only those cuts from the lowest
00:10:03ranks are bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time but I'm saving this patient
00:10:22okay what's happening
00:10:35oh the hell are you doing I knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:44do you all not know that's what can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient
00:10:47are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart
00:10:54disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right I mean
00:11:01no way you got all that just from licking him okay I've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here and I've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:24is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:29what what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of
00:11:35a
00:11:35sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this
00:11:40delusional I agree I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point as of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years we are all certified but Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is
00:12:02bound to be right and again there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphy oh and of
00:12:09course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it this condition only affects those with
00:12:15both CHD and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rare than winning the
00:12:21lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney I mean you
00:12:29wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you
00:12:37don't compare to me us who actually studied real medicine I bet you were too poor to go to real
00:12:44medical school oh so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown
00:12:51show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be
00:12:58a
00:12:58challenge if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up I think you all should grow parts of
00:13:06your brain back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to
00:13:13mean it means you're being schooled by me and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet if you can't heal him break your hands and then you can't pretend to have
00:13:29healing
00:13:30hands anymore these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate
00:13:38to get rid of your competition huh miss Trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at
00:13:45stake don't worry I got this it's a deal I'll save Lysander Armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:17son I'll give you everything I'll even have Lysander my heir marry you I'm not doing this for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing prepare a
00:14:38jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't
00:14:58get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake
00:15:07here
00:15:08and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way or I promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:16:02lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this bitch isn't good enough to take
00:16:08down the queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course I've saved entire
00:16:14civilizations with my antidotes if I want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36why is she skinning blood this wasn't supposed to happen I thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:41get in your way angel herbalist this is what I call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves
00:16:51a
00:16:51little punishment well where's the jacuzzi I asked for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to live on to give you tons
00:17:02of grandchildren don't
00:17:03you then stop getting in my way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:14general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
00:17:25alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right but I warn you no funny business
00:17:46you
00:17:52you
00:17:54you
00:17:54you
00:18:21Oh, my God.
00:18:24Oh, my God.
00:18:54I will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this little light?
00:19:07Uh, on the streets.
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:16You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murder.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:23You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45This is a critical moment for you.
00:19:48We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:55I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No, thank you.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:11This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men,
00:20:23and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:28James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You're regained consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I'm just one.
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:19My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37He writes the wrong.
00:21:42You're right.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:54Saving you?
00:21:56By bathing with me?
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:59Are you a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk!
00:22:01I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:25Look who's scelting now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:31But it is a biological fact.
00:22:34A man is attracted to a naked woman.
00:22:38And her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:42It's physically...
00:22:45You're distracted me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:53Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:00Aim.
00:23:03Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him.
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:25Those avicails.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:28It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the goddess healer.
00:24:00Think about it.
00:24:01We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:15No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21How could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir.
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient, but only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:59Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:00I'm the witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:07My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:25I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:49That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:05Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:13They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:39Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You!
00:26:43You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger!
00:26:51Oh my god.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother!
00:27:02This is taking way too long!
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:07The big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:13Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my god.
00:27:17Get back, son.
00:27:20Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:42The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now!
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down!
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:55I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then...
00:28:00You're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:08You can see for yourself.
00:28:10Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it!
00:28:13No more stalling, General!
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure!
00:28:34His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:12I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait!
00:29:18Wait!
00:29:19No, no!
00:29:19There is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer!
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:38is well over 100 years old,
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness
00:29:50by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait!
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:59We are men of our words,
00:30:00and as I promised you,
00:30:01my heir, Lysander,
00:30:02would take you as a wife if you cured him,
00:30:04and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course,
00:30:07you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it,
00:30:11but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I...
00:30:15I'm already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:21I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment
00:30:23for the last three years,
00:30:25and he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water
00:30:35can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:41No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:53He's back,
00:30:54and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:19marrying the hottest,
00:31:20most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:36but this is godly.
00:31:39No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:42Lysander, Lysander, I'm not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:46I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:47than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:55and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:16why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:18and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my wife.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:33But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:35I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:38I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie,
00:32:46so I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:49filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now,
00:33:02one with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:10in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, I'm already.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:42For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:52We were together for three years,
00:33:53and it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me
00:34:05if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:11of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh, yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23Now, she grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:26And now, she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:37So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:40Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:42Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:47That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:50the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:58You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact, Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have
00:35:07all thanks to me.
00:35:12What?
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful,
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, you're saying?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:43Shh.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:51She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:53She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:36:00Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street cred
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:18I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:23those without substance underneath
00:36:25would never understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:29It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend you think
00:36:30is an upgrade
00:36:31is actually a downgrade.
00:36:38Enough bullshitting already.
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good by me
00:36:59of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:26Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:36something to you.
00:37:37I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:48It's because of the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:53I've saved several world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:03hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but
00:38:12embellishing your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:20After we lost
00:38:20Mom and Dad
00:38:21because we didn't have
00:38:22the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to Charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain
00:38:36you will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you right,
00:38:39who actually deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow, Grandma.
00:38:51You said Trixie's
00:38:52crushing your wedding?
00:38:53She was bullying us
00:38:54too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:57trying to extort you
00:38:58now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00I hope when nobody
00:39:01steps on Snake,
00:39:03Snake bites back hard.
00:39:05So let her come
00:39:06and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17stake the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me up
00:39:21higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow-up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:41Welcome home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50her regiment
00:39:51in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:52that could barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him and his
00:39:56entire family
00:39:56while he's been
00:39:57deployed overseas,
00:39:58sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he betrayed her?
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to intel,
00:40:03she's planning to bring
00:40:04it down on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:06Then we should join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive today
00:40:09because of that
00:40:10virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible
00:40:12power that saved
00:40:13my life.
00:40:13So she needs our
00:40:14support.
00:40:15Will you join me
00:40:16in protecting her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will learn
00:40:18life to protect her,
00:40:19sir!
00:40:20Then let's roll.
00:40:37Welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:40special day for me
00:40:41and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married,
00:40:42but in just one hour
00:40:43my company will be
00:40:44receiving the
00:40:45presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical
00:40:47company to go public.
00:40:53congratulations on the
00:40:54contract once again
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:56Wakeham,
00:40:56Stowe,
00:40:57but just taking
00:40:57my last name.
00:40:59Oh and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05par-tay after all.
00:41:07I see some of
00:41:08the most important
00:41:09people in the nation
00:41:10have also arrived
00:41:11to celebrate you.
00:41:14The U.S.
00:41:15president will also
00:41:16be arriving soon
00:41:17to give you
00:41:18the contract herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make sure
00:41:27the crowd is
00:41:27entertained tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:34The party doesn't
00:41:35start until I say
00:41:36it does.
00:41:58You two really are a match
00:42:00made in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to save
00:42:02your guests from this
00:42:03oncoming train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize it
00:42:06from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Um, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:16doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:19I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off us.
00:42:21You know, being
00:42:22this poor.
00:42:24Me.
00:42:25Bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:29for the last three years?
00:42:30And what evidence do
00:42:31you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in the
00:42:34mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:37Even the first woman
00:42:38president will be here
00:42:39any second now to
00:42:40congratulate me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa.
00:42:45She's like so
00:42:46obsessed with me.
00:42:46She's like...
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut ties
00:42:51with his ex, but she's
00:42:52so shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to my
00:42:56wedding to suck up to
00:42:57me.
00:42:58This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for scraps
00:43:02from us, the rich
00:43:04and glorious.
00:43:05Rejecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel all
00:43:07high and mighty now,
00:43:08but don't bite the
00:43:09hand that feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm the
00:43:12one who's giving you
00:43:12the contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no skills,
00:43:23no education,
00:43:24no connection,
00:43:25so how could you
00:43:26possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the U.S.
00:43:29fucking president
00:43:29to give me a
00:43:30billion dollar contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa,
00:43:34and I saw potential
00:43:35in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you
00:43:37as my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:40that greed has
00:43:41poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all sore
00:43:43now just because
00:43:43I stole your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:48lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51You were too
00:43:53embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying
00:43:58the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a
00:44:02gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put
00:44:04that on a memoir.
00:44:05Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me
00:44:06in front of everyone.
00:44:07You should make
00:44:07her sup.
00:44:08Don't listen to her,
00:44:09everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold-dicking,
00:44:11blood-sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have to
00:44:13lift a finger and
00:44:14you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, butch.
00:44:19You may look and
00:44:20sound like a man,
00:44:21but you're nothing
00:44:22but a pathetic
00:44:22coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:32lame girls feel
00:44:32better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no
00:44:34man will choose
00:44:35you over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:38the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to
00:44:42request to be
00:44:42chosen, because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47see this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:01billion-dollar contract
00:45:02for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:07supposed to make us
00:45:07all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to
00:45:18the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just
00:45:25trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to sign
00:45:30over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is where
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:41You want to, uh, I don't
00:45:42know, beg for a little
00:45:43treat while you're at
00:45:44it?
00:45:54You must understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take back
00:45:57everything I've ever
00:45:58given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just
00:46:11because she rented a
00:46:12pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a
00:46:13deep pocket
00:46:14and invest in baddie.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money to just
00:46:17toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in
00:46:19the bucket for me.
00:46:20Uh, I know what this
00:46:22is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you can
00:46:26just show up to a fancy
00:46:27party and some Prince
00:46:28Charming will scoop you
00:46:29into money forever?
00:46:31Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the
00:46:33doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't leave
00:46:35until we're through
00:46:35with her.
00:46:39This is where your
00:46:40dreams will die,
00:46:41bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss
00:46:46Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:48by her ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the Wickham
00:46:49wedding right now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's going to
00:46:51wish he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with
00:46:53him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few toy
00:47:00guns scare me,
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of
00:47:03people for much worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:06of command, Butch.
00:47:08General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:11legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he saved
00:47:14the nation from a
00:47:15terrorist attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled?
00:47:18unemployed?
00:47:19Ugly leech?
00:47:20So how could you
00:47:20possibly have this
00:47:21magical ability to
00:47:23heal someone like
00:47:24General Lysander
00:47:25Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is going
00:47:26to believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking to be
00:47:35humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:37Show them, Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves,
00:47:45everyone.
00:47:46Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:49Ha ha.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major in the
00:47:56Marines.
00:47:58Sasa, she has a
00:47:59billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the first
00:48:05female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying to
00:48:10leech off you like a
00:48:12parasitic gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants to
00:48:14marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:20This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either born
00:48:22on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do some
00:48:27serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone will drop
00:48:31a couple bucks
00:48:31in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one can
00:48:37dream of.
00:48:38But I valued our
00:48:39friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here
00:48:41to give you a second
00:48:41chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:53corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows,
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services.
00:49:00Well then,
00:49:01why don't you get
00:49:02on your knees for me,
00:49:03Trixie?
00:49:03My brother will
00:49:05never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy,
00:49:11I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here
00:49:29alive.
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I do something.
00:49:32Don't worry,
00:49:33my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you,
00:49:35Trixie,
00:49:35not even the
00:49:36goddess of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:37to save you.
00:49:39Oh,
00:49:40is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down
00:49:45on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a
00:49:48blowjob
00:49:48in front of
00:49:49everybody here
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know
00:49:53which one to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need
00:49:55to be the goddess
00:49:55of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57Any of the
00:49:58powerful leaders
00:49:59I've saved before
00:49:59could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General Lysander
00:50:06scooped you
00:50:06off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough
00:50:10for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're
00:50:12souring my party
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:16or I'm gonna
00:50:16shoot you.
00:50:18On the count
00:50:19of three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:21like it here.
00:50:22Two!
00:50:33This wine is
00:50:35so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody
00:50:41is laying
00:50:42a hand
00:50:42on my future
00:50:43wife.
00:50:49It's
00:50:50it's
00:51:01Who the
00:51:01hell is
00:51:02this?
00:51:06I'm sorry
00:51:06that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they
00:51:08hurt you?
00:51:09No.
00:51:10I'm fine.
00:51:11But um
00:51:12when did I
00:51:13become your
00:51:13future wife?
00:51:16You saved
00:51:16me.
00:51:17Trixie,
00:51:18remember?
00:51:18I'm a man
00:51:19of my word.
00:51:20They're never
00:51:21going to hurt
00:51:21you ever
00:51:21again.
00:51:22Really,
00:51:23it was
00:51:23nothing.
00:51:25I saved you
00:51:25because you're
00:51:26a good man
00:51:27not because I
00:51:28want you to
00:51:28owe me any
00:51:29favors.
00:51:35I see what
00:51:35this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated
00:51:37on me,
00:51:38Trixie.
00:51:39Look at you
00:51:39guys all
00:51:40lovey-dove.
00:51:41Don't try to
00:51:41pin this on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:44This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of
00:51:45virtue that a
00:51:45man would
00:51:46die for.
00:51:52She's probably
00:51:52out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a
00:51:56hundred foot
00:51:57pole would
00:51:58want to touch
00:51:58her.
00:51:58She should be
00:51:59happy Bob was
00:52:00willing to give
00:52:00her some.
00:52:05I see her in
00:52:06the marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look man,
00:52:11I know Trixie is
00:52:12like a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste
00:52:17your manhood on
00:52:17a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:26never talks about
00:52:28a woman in LA.
00:52:30You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:41with fire to
00:52:42deal with the
00:52:43likes of them.
00:52:44You're very
00:52:45gracious Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting
00:52:50off of it because
00:52:50she's so kind
00:52:51so you're going
00:52:52to do me the
00:52:52favor of never
00:52:53coming near her
00:52:53again.
00:52:54You understand?
00:52:54You want to
00:52:55fuck with me,
00:52:55little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking
00:52:57major.
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military
00:53:00grunts.
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know who
00:53:04this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you
00:53:06were in the
00:53:06Marines.
00:53:07What have you
00:53:07been doing
00:53:08this whole time
00:53:08if you don't
00:53:09know who
00:53:09this war hero
00:53:10is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all
00:53:18part of your
00:53:19plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell
00:53:22your house
00:53:22to hire this
00:53:23actor so you
00:53:24can feel better
00:53:24about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's
00:53:26worth is tied
00:53:26to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is
00:53:28worthless
00:53:29because that
00:53:30guy looks
00:53:30like a
00:53:30cowboy.
00:53:34A bum
00:53:34girl and
00:53:35a pimp.
00:53:36What a
00:53:36pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't
00:53:39know who
00:53:39you are
00:53:40since you've
00:53:40been out
00:53:40of action
00:53:41for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should
00:53:42try to face them
00:53:43off some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the
00:53:47wedding gifts.
00:53:55What is all
00:53:56this?
00:53:57Trixie,
00:53:57listen,
00:53:57I know that
00:53:58you didn't ask
00:53:58for anything
00:53:59after you
00:54:00saved my
00:54:00life,
00:54:01but I know
00:54:02that we
00:54:02shared a
00:54:03moment.
00:54:06I'm not
00:54:07the kind
00:54:07of man
00:54:08to get
00:54:08close to
00:54:08a woman
00:54:09and then
00:54:09just disappear.
00:54:10It's not
00:54:10in my
00:54:11nature.
00:54:12I'm like
00:54:13somebody else
00:54:13here.
00:54:15Listen,
00:54:16Trixie,
00:54:16I have
00:54:17never met
00:54:19a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're
00:54:27the one
00:54:27for me.
00:54:29This guy's
00:54:30either nuts
00:54:31or a really,
00:54:32really good
00:54:33actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie,
00:54:44I know
00:54:45that you
00:54:45just lost
00:54:45your home.
00:54:46So I'm
00:54:47gifting you
00:54:47with your
00:54:48own new
00:54:49mansion.
00:54:50Worth
00:54:50$500 million
00:54:51previously
00:54:52owned by
00:54:53Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second
00:54:56guess.
00:54:59This
00:54:59contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:01to my
00:55:02entire
00:55:02fortune,
00:55:03which is
00:55:04now yours.
00:55:04Entire
00:55:05fortune
00:55:06from a
00:55:06cowboy
00:55:06actor?
00:55:08That's
00:55:09They already
00:55:09spent their
00:55:09entire
00:55:10life savings
00:55:10on this
00:55:10clown show.
00:55:11They've
00:55:11got nothing
00:55:11left.
00:55:13Sander,
00:55:14I really
00:55:14don't care
00:55:15for any
00:55:15of you.
00:55:16Look,
00:55:16I know
00:55:17that you
00:55:18are the
00:55:18farthest
00:55:19thing
00:55:19from a
00:55:19material
00:55:20woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is
00:55:21exactly why
00:55:22my third
00:55:23gift
00:55:24is
00:55:26well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh my
00:55:45God.
00:55:47You
00:55:47found my
00:55:48dog.
00:55:52Trixie,
00:55:52I'm just
00:55:52a man.
00:55:53But with
00:55:54you,
00:55:54it's so
00:55:54much
00:55:54more.
00:55:56Trixie
00:55:56Amore,
00:56:00will you
00:56:01marry me?
00:56:03You
00:56:04know I
00:56:04can't say
00:56:05no to
00:56:05this
00:56:05doggo.
00:56:09Yes,
00:56:10I will
00:56:10marry you.
00:56:27Go
00:56:28go
00:56:28power
00:56:29couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay,
00:56:32stop.
00:56:33The only
00:56:33power
00:56:34couple here
00:56:34is
00:56:34Butch
00:56:34and I.
00:56:36Let's
00:56:37remind
00:56:37everyone
00:56:38how
00:56:38worth
00:56:38this
00:56:38Trixie
00:56:39is.
00:56:40No
00:56:41man
00:56:42in their
00:56:42right
00:56:43mind
00:56:43would
00:56:44marry
00:56:44that
00:56:44embarrassing
00:56:45sack
00:56:45of
00:56:46scraps.
00:56:46Hey,
00:56:47I don't
00:56:47care if
00:56:48she's
00:56:48homeless
00:56:48or not,
00:56:49but I'm
00:56:49making this
00:56:50woman my
00:56:50wife,
00:56:51which means
00:56:52that she
00:56:52will be
00:56:52treated as
00:56:53and cherished
00:56:54as the
00:56:54most precious
00:56:55woman on
00:56:55earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:01You
00:57:01still don't
00:57:02realize that
00:57:03my brother
00:57:03is the
00:57:04most powerful
00:57:04man on
00:57:05earth.
00:57:05This is
00:57:06General
00:57:06Lysander
00:57:07Armstrong.
00:57:15as if
00:57:17like the
00:57:17almighty
00:57:18General
00:57:18Lysander
00:57:19Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a
00:57:20homeless
00:57:21prostitute
00:57:22like
00:57:22Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the
00:57:23Armstrong
00:57:23family
00:57:24basically
00:57:24controlled
00:57:24the
00:57:25global
00:57:25stock
00:57:25market.
00:57:26Lysander
00:57:27Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner
00:57:28marry
00:57:28the
00:57:28princess
00:57:28of
00:57:28England
00:57:29than
00:57:29someone
00:57:29from
00:57:30the
00:57:30lowest
00:57:30rank
00:57:31of
00:57:31society.
00:57:32I bet
00:57:32my
00:57:32life
00:57:33you're
00:57:33all
00:57:33just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then
00:57:35you
00:57:35better
00:57:35enjoy
00:57:36your
00:57:36last
00:57:36breath.
00:57:37Come
00:57:37on
00:57:37Lysander
00:57:38what
00:57:38are we
00:57:38waiting
00:57:38for?
00:57:39Let's
00:57:39show
00:57:39them
00:57:39what
00:57:39we
00:57:39can
00:57:39do
00:57:39and
00:57:39get
00:57:40revenge
00:57:40for
00:57:40Trixie.
00:57:41What
00:57:41can
00:57:41a bunch
00:57:41of
00:57:41piss
00:57:42poor
00:57:42people
00:57:42do
00:57:42to
00:57:42us?
00:57:43The
00:57:43elites?
00:57:44Infect
00:57:44us
00:57:45with
00:57:45your
00:57:45poor
00:57:45people
00:57:45bad
00:57:46luck?
00:57:46She
00:57:47wishes
00:57:47she
00:57:48could
00:57:48blame
00:57:48her
00:57:48low
00:57:48status
00:57:49on
00:57:49bad
00:57:49luck.
00:57:50Truth
00:57:50is
00:57:50she's
00:57:51just
00:57:51a
00:57:51useless
00:57:52lazy
00:57:53bitch
00:57:53and
00:57:53bum.
00:57:54She's
00:58:07I'll
00:58:07let
00:58:07you
00:58:07do
00:58:07all
00:58:08the
00:58:08heavy
00:58:08lifting.
00:58:09Go
00:58:09ahead
00:58:10Lysander.
00:58:17Yes
00:58:17hello
00:58:18this
00:58:18is
00:58:18Lysander
00:58:18please
00:58:19bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa
00:58:20Wickham
00:58:21for
00:58:21me.
00:58:22Oh
00:58:23my
00:58:23gosh
00:58:23I'm
00:58:24so
00:58:24scared.
00:58:25Anyone
00:58:25these
00:58:26days
00:58:26could
00:58:26call
00:58:26anyone
00:58:27and
00:58:27pretend
00:58:27to
00:58:28be
00:58:28on
00:58:28the
00:58:28phone.
00:58:35hello
00:58:37yes
00:58:39what
00:58:44I'm
00:58:45going
00:58:45bankrupt
00:58:48hey
00:58:54hey
00:58:55are you
00:58:56sure
00:58:56that was
00:58:57the call
00:58:57Sasha
00:58:57that was
00:58:58a real
00:58:59call
00:58:59people
00:58:59don't
00:59:00just
00:59:00suddenly
00:59:00go
00:59:00bankrupt
00:59:00like
00:59:01that
00:59:01my
00:59:01company
00:59:01is
00:59:02dead
00:59:03evaporated
00:59:03puff
00:59:04it's
00:59:04thin
00:59:05air
00:59:08that's
00:59:08impossible
00:59:10who
00:59:10are
00:59:11you
00:59:11what
00:59:12did
00:59:12you do
00:59:12secretary
00:59:13Cho
00:59:14you said
00:59:15you're
00:59:15the
00:59:15secretary
00:59:15of
00:59:15health
00:59:16right
00:59:16and
00:59:17you
00:59:17yourself
00:59:17said
00:59:17that
00:59:17the
00:59:18Armstrong
00:59:18family
00:59:18owns
00:59:19the
00:59:19entire
00:59:19global
00:59:19stock
00:59:19market
00:59:20could
00:59:20that
00:59:21be
00:59:21how
00:59:21they
00:59:22bankrupted
00:59:22Miss
00:59:22Wickham
00:59:23then
00:59:24that
00:59:24means
00:59:26you're
00:59:27really
00:59:28Lysander
00:59:29Armstrong
00:59:29the
00:59:30richest
00:59:30and
00:59:31most
00:59:31powerful
00:59:32man
00:59:32in
00:59:32the
00:59:33country
00:59:33Trixie's
00:59:34married
00:59:34the
00:59:35famed
00:59:35war hero
00:59:36the man
00:59:37every girl
00:59:37wants
00:59:38what every
00:59:38man wants
00:59:39to be
00:59:41now you
00:59:42believe me
00:59:42those who
00:59:43do bad
00:59:44will always
00:59:44end up
00:59:44losing
00:59:45everything
00:59:46there's
00:59:47gotta be
00:59:47some
00:59:47trick
00:59:48to this
00:59:48you guys
00:59:48are just
00:59:49bums
00:59:49trying to
00:59:50extort
00:59:50money
00:59:50from us
00:59:51it's
00:59:51awesome
00:59:52it's
00:59:53it's
00:59:54it's
00:59:54it's
00:59:54it's
00:59:54it's
00:59:54it's
00:59:54it's
00:59:55it's
00:59:55it's
01:00:00I know
01:00:01why you're
01:00:01all over
01:00:02trick
01:00:02see
01:00:02because
01:00:02you've
01:00:03been
01:00:03in the
01:00:03military
01:00:03for so
01:00:04long
01:00:04you don't
01:00:04know
01:00:05what a
01:00:05real
01:00:05woman
01:00:05can
01:00:05do
01:00:06for
01:00:06you
01:00:07let me
01:00:07take you
01:00:08to my
01:00:08wedding
01:00:08chamber
01:00:09and I'll
01:00:09show you
01:00:09a good
01:00:10time
01:00:12do you
01:00:13have your
01:00:13hands for me
01:00:14or I'll have
01:00:15them removed
01:00:15for you
01:00:16I would never be
01:00:21interested in a
01:00:22woman who's
01:00:23as vile
01:00:24and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you
01:00:26are
01:00:26guess the
01:00:27cheater gets
01:00:27cheated on
01:00:28eventually
01:00:31Sasha was
01:00:32just trying
01:00:32to save
01:00:33the company
01:00:34I don't
01:00:34blame her
01:00:35at all
01:00:35your double
01:00:36standards are
01:00:37incredible
01:00:37okay you
01:00:38don't want
01:00:39me
01:00:39fine
01:00:39but there's
01:00:40plenty of
01:00:41other efficiency
01:00:41I can give
01:00:42you a room
01:00:43full of
01:00:43pageant winners
01:00:4418 years
01:00:45old
01:00:45fresh for
01:00:46the taking
01:00:54I did that
01:00:55so you
01:00:55wouldn't have
01:00:55to
01:00:55Miss Trixie
01:00:57thank you
01:00:57Devin
01:00:59Marissa
01:01:00not only
01:01:01have you
01:01:01backstabbed
01:01:02me
01:01:02your best
01:01:03friend
01:01:04by stealing
01:01:05my fiance
01:01:05but now
01:01:06you'd sell
01:01:07out other
01:01:07innocent girls
01:01:08just to get
01:01:09your company
01:01:09back
01:01:09you're an
01:01:10insult to
01:01:11all good
01:01:11women out
01:01:12there
01:01:12no to
01:01:13all of
01:01:13humanity
01:01:13so now
01:01:14everything
01:01:15that I've
01:01:15ever given
01:01:16you to
01:01:16I'm taking
01:01:17it all
01:01:18back
01:01:20wait
01:01:21everyone
01:01:22stop
01:01:25they're
01:01:25imposters
01:01:30I just
01:01:31got off
01:01:31the phone
01:01:32with the
01:01:32president
01:01:32and she
01:01:32said
01:01:33your
01:01:33contract
01:01:33is
01:01:33not
01:01:34getting
01:01:34cancelled
01:01:34because
01:01:35it
01:01:35was
01:01:35assigned
01:01:36by
01:01:36the
01:01:36goddess
01:01:36healer
01:01:37herself
01:01:37so
01:01:38we
01:01:38won't
01:01:39go
01:01:39bankrupt
01:01:40the
01:01:40goddess
01:01:40healer
01:01:41you
01:01:41mean
01:01:42the
01:01:42eccentric
01:01:42and
01:01:42highly
01:01:43elusive
01:01:43sage
01:01:43in
01:01:44the
01:01:44field
01:01:44of
01:01:44medicine
01:01:44approved
01:01:45of
01:01:45mine
01:01:45biomedical
01:01:46products
01:01:47yes
01:01:48that's
01:01:48the
01:01:48highest
01:01:49honor
01:01:49anyone
01:01:49can
01:01:50have
01:01:50in
01:01:50the
01:01:50field
01:01:50of
01:01:50health
01:01:51and
01:01:51medicine
01:01:51the
01:01:51goddess
01:01:52healer's
01:01:53motto
01:01:53is
01:01:53the
01:01:54right
01:01:54rewrites
01:01:55the wrong
01:01:55the left
01:01:56leave the wrong
01:01:57bereft
01:01:58that means
01:01:59she's rewarding
01:02:00me
01:02:00the president
01:02:01would never
01:02:02let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt
01:02:03in fact
01:02:04she's on
01:02:05her way
01:02:05now
01:02:07so you're
01:02:08telling me
01:02:09this
01:02:10dashingly
01:02:10handsome
01:02:11motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't
01:02:13Lysander
01:02:13arms
01:02:14strong
01:02:14who the
01:02:14cares
01:02:15who he
01:02:15is
01:02:15if the
01:02:16president
01:02:16and the
01:02:17goddess
01:02:17healer
01:02:18approves
01:02:18of my
01:02:18product
01:02:19who cares
01:02:20about this
01:02:20washed up
01:02:20war hero
01:02:21we can break
01:02:22his legs
01:02:22break his arms
01:02:23no one would
01:02:23even bat an eye
01:02:24she even gave us
01:02:25explicit permission
01:02:26to call upon
01:02:27secret services
01:02:28FBI
01:02:30FBI
01:02:31you're under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent claims
01:02:34and identity theft
01:02:36gotcha
01:02:41guess I still get
01:02:42the last laugh
01:02:43Trixie
01:02:44no don't arrest
01:02:45her
01:02:46Trixie is a
01:02:47good person
01:02:48please officer
01:02:49don't arrest
01:02:49her
01:02:50grandma
01:02:50Mr. Rogers
01:02:52Mrs. Williams
01:02:53what are you all
01:02:54doing here
01:02:54the neighbors
01:02:55heard about
01:02:55the breakup
01:02:56between you
01:02:56and Butch
01:02:57we were worried
01:02:58so we came
01:02:59here to back
01:02:59you up
01:03:00listen officer
01:03:01I can attest
01:03:02that Trixie Amoria
01:03:03is a good neighbor
01:03:05she's very
01:03:05kind hearted
01:03:06and would never
01:03:07break the law
01:03:08yes and one time
01:03:09when my daughter
01:03:10needed university
01:03:11tuition
01:03:11Trixie gave her
01:03:12everything she had
01:03:14just to help her out
01:03:15she also paid
01:03:16for my recent
01:03:16heart surgery as well
01:03:18my fiance
01:03:19really is an
01:03:20incredible woman
01:03:21she's an angel
01:03:22descended from heaven
01:03:28you must be the
01:03:29criminal pretending
01:03:30to be general
01:03:31Lysander Armstrong
01:03:32my brother
01:03:33is not a criminal
01:03:34he's a war hero
01:03:35who single-handedly
01:03:36saved this country
01:03:37from a terrorist attack
01:03:38without him
01:03:39this whole country
01:03:40would have been
01:03:40bombed to ash
01:03:41and that's why
01:03:42his choice to crime
01:03:43is stealing his identity
01:03:45general Lysander Armstrong
01:03:46only fell into a coma
01:03:48because of the fight
01:03:48with the terrorist
01:03:49and we've received
01:03:50no word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet
01:03:51so this must be
01:03:52an imposter
01:03:54I can tell that
01:03:55this whole dilemma
01:03:56with my identity
01:03:56is causing you
01:03:57a lot of trouble
01:03:58I promise I'll get it
01:03:59resolved
01:03:59and we can focus
01:04:00on taking down
01:04:01your scumbag ex
01:04:04if you wanna arrest
01:04:05me fine
01:04:07but don't fuck
01:04:08with my fiance
01:04:08you don't get
01:04:09to decide punk
01:04:10let's go
01:04:34get him
01:04:35if you can
01:05:02let's go
01:05:27is that enough pain
01:05:28or do you want more
01:05:37legend
01:05:38is written
01:05:39all over you
01:05:40Lysander
01:05:42grandma
01:05:44meet my new fiance
01:05:48wow
01:05:48your new fiance
01:05:50he's so manly
01:05:52much better
01:05:53than your last one
01:05:54I always knew
01:05:55you'd find someone
01:05:56better
01:05:57it's butch's loss
01:05:58Trixie has always
01:06:00been so much better
01:06:01than Marissa
01:06:01she's like a shining
01:06:03star in the sky
01:06:04and Marissa's like
01:06:05a roach in the sewers
01:06:07bitch we name calling
01:06:08now
01:06:09I'll drown you out
01:06:10with insults
01:06:10from my side
01:06:11right fam
01:06:11drown out the poor
01:06:13drown out the poor
01:06:14drown out the poor
01:06:16drown out the poor
01:06:17drown out the poor
01:06:19drown out the poor
01:06:20see Trixie
01:06:21you've got no connections
01:06:23no power
01:06:24you can't compete
01:06:25against me
01:06:26even if you have
01:06:26one guy on your side
01:06:27who can fight
01:06:28we're too honorable
01:06:29to fight dirty like you
01:06:30so you're using
01:06:31defenseless lives
01:06:32as your shield
01:06:33because you know
01:06:34we won't hurt them
01:06:35let them eat Kate
01:06:46you can't shoot all of them
01:06:48grab what you can't fam
01:06:49attack
01:07:07you will not hurt a single
01:07:08soul in my presence
01:07:15what the fuck was that
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck
01:07:18it was
01:07:18I'm not letting her
01:07:19make a fool of me
01:07:20at my own wedding
01:07:28damn it
01:07:32you forgot I had a gun too
01:07:35that'll teach you
01:07:36from messing with the
01:07:36wig hams
01:07:37take Miss Trixie
01:07:38and her family
01:07:38and get out of here
01:07:39we're cornered
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself
01:07:41to fend them off
01:07:42Devin
01:07:43you and your brother
01:07:44are both good men
01:07:46I will not let your
01:07:47injury be in vain
01:07:48they will be punished
01:07:52now hold still for me
01:07:56right
01:07:57rewrites the world
01:08:08holy fuck
01:08:10did she just reverse the bullet
01:08:11by chanting the goddess healer's chant
01:08:13she the goddess healer
01:08:19I'm all better now
01:08:20thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:22see I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:25no please I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:28don't put me on some sort of fetus
01:08:30sure
01:08:32you hear that
01:08:33she's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:36she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:39while I do not care for glory
01:08:40I do believe in justice
01:08:43Marissa and Butch
01:08:44not only have you betrayed me
01:08:46but now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:51and who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55wrong
01:08:57but you're close
01:08:58bullshit
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you low lives
01:09:04you want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:06then let's see you try
01:09:07charge
01:09:17the hell is this?
01:09:19this is the line between life and death
01:09:23yo was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good but uh
01:09:28I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:31you're not the grim reaper
01:09:32what if it's a trap?
01:09:34that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36we ain't afraid of her
01:09:37she's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:40why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will
01:09:47left
01:09:47leaves the wrong arrest
01:09:56I'm fine
01:09:57nothing happened
01:09:58you'll see soon enough
01:10:00oh please
01:10:01I really want to die
01:10:02and you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:07whoops
01:10:08just crossed it again
01:10:10whoops
01:10:10and again
01:10:12nothing's happened
01:10:27what did you do to my brother?
01:10:29what did you do to my brother?
01:10:43how was he able to cross the line?
01:10:46see this must be an illusion
01:10:50only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52will somebody take my brother to the hospital please?
01:11:02you're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:04you'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:05oh please
01:11:06oh please
01:11:07you hurt us first
01:11:08at first
01:11:09I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:11but I've come to realize
01:11:13your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:15Marissa
01:11:16thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:20you blame yourself
01:11:22for being worthless
01:11:23you think anyone will want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28when you wear
01:11:30odd and
01:11:30crazy clothes all day
01:11:34don't touch my wife
01:11:38and instead
01:11:39Trixie gets a handsome
01:11:40and protective
01:11:42husband
01:11:43you can daydream all you want now Trixie
01:11:45but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:49that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51and I'm the queen of everything
01:11:52oh really?
01:11:54then let me show you
01:11:55how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:57you've got nothing on me
01:12:03yes
01:12:03tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10goddess
01:12:11madam president
01:12:12I require your assistance
01:12:14yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:19get the VP
01:12:20we're leaving now
01:12:24did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28god I knew you were cheap but I didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:34you're pathetic Trixie
01:12:36a secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:39miss Wickham is correct
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43only the most important people have madam president's direct line
01:12:47you hear that everyone?
01:12:48there is no way
01:12:50lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:54she's just a desperate phony
01:12:56who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:58so she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00no
01:13:00my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:17oh
01:13:17oh
01:13:19first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general Lysander Armstrong
01:13:23and now you Trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34you can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40look I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous Trixie?
01:13:45it ain't working
01:13:46you can't just fake the
01:13:50yeah but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53it's like real magic
01:13:55Trixie you're an angel
01:13:57but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:08no Trixie look
01:14:11I believe you
01:14:12you saved me
01:14:14whether you're a goddess or not you did that
01:14:17no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:21we'll riot against you now
01:14:23tear her apart
01:14:24tear her apart
01:14:26tear her apart
01:14:28tear her apart
01:14:29tear her apart
01:14:31the vice president arrives
01:14:48who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:54you're general Lysander Armstrong
01:14:57wait what
01:14:59he's actually general Lysander Armstrong?
01:15:01no no we've been through this already once okay
01:15:04right secretary chill
01:15:06this actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:11but you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still right?
01:15:16yes we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:18what I mean is
01:15:21you're the war hero
01:15:22general Lysander Armstrong
01:15:25and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:31and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:35he is the general
01:15:37oh but he's in trouble now
01:15:39did you hear that?
01:15:41even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:45so what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero
01:15:48we got the vp and the president
01:15:50on our side
01:15:52you'll always be nothing Trixie
01:15:55I told you
01:15:56now punish them vice president Langley this is treason
01:16:00Lysander Armstrong you are stripped from your military honors
01:16:04and titles
01:16:08hurry
01:16:09the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that Mr. Vice President
01:16:15my brother is a war hero
01:16:17he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:20he was in a coma for two years
01:16:22if it wasn't for Miss Trixie he would
01:16:23enough
01:16:24you speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:28not just your brother
01:16:30devil
01:16:31it's okay
01:16:33Mr. Vice President I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing Mr. Vice President
01:16:43I never gave a
01:16:44fuck about any damn titles
01:16:49I truly saved a good man
01:16:56I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59and what can you do about it
01:17:01oh Mr. Vice President I have swell idea
01:17:04my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:09let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on Mr. Vice President
01:17:13there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:15put innocent civilian lives in danger
01:17:18despicable
01:17:18what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24Miss Wickham
01:17:25you can use full force on them
01:17:28did you hear that boys
01:17:42shoot
01:17:43wait that's the president
01:17:57no
01:17:57hey
01:17:58idiots
01:18:05oh my gosh
01:18:07I'm so sorry Madam President
01:18:09that was they were totally aiming for uh Trixie the the fraud in the middle
01:18:13what is this
01:18:15oh that's my new biomedical weapon Madam for your military
01:18:19this isn't war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:23you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:25I can shoot whoever I want I have the presidential contract
01:18:27with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:30and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you
01:18:35what are you doing reverse the poison
01:18:36and take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:39that is easy
01:18:41there's no need
01:18:43I'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:03it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:09uh she's a criminal
01:19:12don't worry Madam President we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:17because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:20what are you talking about
01:19:21the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:34this contract
01:19:36this contract
01:19:37yes thank you first gentlemen
01:19:56my contract you
01:19:58You bitch!
01:19:59And that's not all.
01:20:12This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:15There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:18Don't you realize?
01:20:19Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:23You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:25Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:28And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:31So prepare yourself.
01:20:32Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:35What are you gonna do?
01:20:37The President is here, and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:44You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:47Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:50So what's your final decision?
01:20:54I'll...
01:20:54She's gonna give me my billion dollar...
01:21:02I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:09Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:21:11You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:21:14You wish, you idiot!
01:21:18I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:24I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:21:31And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:36You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:41The one and only.
01:21:44And it's...
01:21:47Her.
01:21:47Who are you?
01:21:50Oh my god, we are.
01:21:58What?
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:16You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means...
01:22:35The billion dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was our golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold.
01:23:31All her clothes.
01:23:33All that could have been mine.
01:23:35This is all your fault.
01:23:37This is all...
01:23:37You seduced me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie.
01:23:45Give me another chance!
01:23:48I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:04And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction.
01:24:08Arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:15It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:36With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:57Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:05I do.
01:25:06I do.
01:25:08I do.
01:25:09I do.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:11I do.
01:25:12I do.
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