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00:00:02Healer Goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the Healer Goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48You're a juvenile.
00:01:53See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is.
00:02:23If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26Be Lysander Armstrong.
00:02:27His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:02:32He's so hot.
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:02:38Money, fame, power.
00:02:40It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:03When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:15Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:23We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:26Oh, no!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish?
00:03:45That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:14Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:25What? My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the angel herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:04They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second.
00:06:21You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct.
00:06:24Her right rewrites the rond, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals.
00:06:34We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive.
00:06:40No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son,
00:06:46I don't care if I go bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her.
00:06:49James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:14I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:39That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:50Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover,
00:07:56but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:04Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:05You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country,
00:08:10and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs
00:08:17on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:19Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong
00:08:28when he's unconscious?
00:08:30Ew!
00:08:32Disgusting.
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:39If you throw me out,
00:08:41you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end
00:08:49trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you,
00:09:02if you fail,
00:09:03I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here,
00:09:18I'll leave.
00:09:20Seven,
00:09:20come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No,
00:09:23Miss Trixie,
00:09:24my brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:28Well,
00:09:29if he's a hero to you,
00:09:32then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero
00:09:36who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:39Also,
00:09:39he's great with puppies.
00:09:40He'd make a great husband.
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if
00:09:46the number one hottest 30 under 30
00:09:49would even dream
00:09:50of marrying a penniless bum
00:09:51like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean,
00:09:55look at her.
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:09:58you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks
00:10:03are bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:35What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39I knew she was a perv.
00:10:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:44Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security,
00:10:49smash her face in
00:10:50for licking my son.
00:10:53He's born with congenital heart disease,
00:10:55has a peanut allergy,
00:10:56and the condition he has is called
00:10:58endogenic cryomorphie.
00:11:00Yeah, right.
00:11:01I mean,
00:11:01no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:11:04Oh, okay.
00:11:05I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have
00:11:08the badge of universal medicine
00:11:10right here.
00:11:11And I've never heard of
00:11:13endo-cryo-
00:11:15What?
00:11:16What?
00:11:18Chris?
00:11:25It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29What?
00:11:30So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:11:34The rod of a sepulius?
00:11:36Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from
00:11:39if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:41I agree.
00:11:42I mean,
00:11:42even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:11:45what is the point as of doctors
00:11:47who have studied for years?
00:11:49We are all certified.
00:11:51But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:54She's right about everything.
00:11:58Yeah, but
00:11:59if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses,
00:12:02one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:03And again,
00:12:04there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:07Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09And of course,
00:12:09none of you have heard of it.
00:12:11Because I just discovered it.
00:12:13This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:17The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:19A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:22But lucky for you all,
00:12:23you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:27What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:28I mean,
00:12:29you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:33Precisely.
00:12:34You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:36You don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:45Oh,
00:12:46so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:49And now she's here putting on this clown show
00:12:51coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:53which mean nothing,
00:12:55if you can't wake him up.
00:12:57Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:59Oh, yeah.
00:13:01If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:04I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:07Which,
00:13:08by the way,
00:13:09that condition is called
00:13:10an encephaly.
00:13:11What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:13It means you're being schooled by me,
00:13:14and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:19Then let's have a bet.
00:13:21If you can't heal him,
00:13:23we'll break your hands.
00:13:26And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives
00:13:35than all three of you combined.
00:13:37You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:40Miss Trixie,
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:47Don't worry.
00:13:48I got this.
00:13:52It's a deal.
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:56No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:04Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:11Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:15Homeless or not,
00:14:16if you save my son,
00:14:17I'll give you everything.
00:14:27I'll even have Lysander,
00:14:28my heir,
00:14:29marry you.
00:14:30I'm not doing this for the money
00:14:32or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:33I just believe in helping good people
00:14:35and doing the right thing.
00:14:38Prepare a jacuzzi set
00:14:39at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:41Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:42What for?
00:14:43Don't listen to her.
00:14:45She probably stinks so bad
00:14:46that she just wants a bath
00:14:48to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:50Firstly,
00:14:51this is called greatness.
00:14:53Secondly,
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery,
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own
00:14:58ugly moral character.
00:15:01What?
00:15:02Did you just call me?
00:15:05There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way.
00:15:10Don't don the mantle of doctor
00:15:12when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:14Now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or I promise you,
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:20Oh yeah?
00:15:21Hey, you want to see real pain?
00:15:22Where's the dog?
00:15:23Well, put down the dog!
00:15:25With pleasure.
00:15:41Left.
00:15:42Leave the wrong breath.
00:15:47You don't deserve
00:15:49to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:53She's been poisoned!
00:15:56It was her!
00:15:57Do you see any poison on me?
00:16:00Medicine in the right hands
00:16:01can save lives,
00:16:02but in the wrong hands,
00:16:04it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:06This bitch isn't good enough
00:16:07to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:09Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:11Of course.
00:16:12I've saved entire civilizations
00:16:14with my antidotes.
00:16:16If I want to save someone,
00:16:17even the Grim Reaper
00:16:19can't stop me.
00:16:35Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:37This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:38I thought you said
00:16:40even the Grim Reaper
00:16:41can't get in your way,
00:16:42angel herbalist.
00:16:43This is what I call
00:16:45malpractice.
00:16:47This isn't fatal.
00:16:49She'll live.
00:16:49But she deserves
00:16:51a little punishment.
00:16:52Well,
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:54Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:55Right this way.
00:16:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:58What the hell is going on?
00:16:59You say you want your son
00:17:00to live on
00:17:01to give you tons
00:17:01of grandchildren,
00:17:02don't you?
00:17:04Then stop getting in my way.
00:17:05Every second counts.
00:17:08Let's go for our dip,
00:17:09shall we?
00:17:14General Armstrong,
00:17:15your family is the richest
00:17:17and most powerful
00:17:18in the nation.
00:17:19Are you really going to let
00:17:20this hobo slut
00:17:22touch your son?
00:17:23Hold on.
00:17:24You two are going in there
00:17:25alone?
00:17:27If you don't want
00:17:27these drooling vultures
00:17:29to see your son naked,
00:17:30then sure,
00:17:31invite everyone in.
00:17:33All right.
00:17:34But I warn you,
00:17:36no funny business.
00:18:06Don't miss you.
00:18:39You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:18:43Exactly!
00:18:44What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:18:46She could blackmail you for millions.
00:18:50That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:18:52And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:18:59Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:19:02We have to have faith.
00:19:04Where did you actually find this low light?
00:19:07Uh, on the streets?
00:19:11Are you shitting me?
00:19:13You found this bum on the streets?
00:19:15Are you nuts?
00:19:15You don't know her.
00:19:17You don't know her background.
00:19:18She could be a psychotic murderer.
00:19:20That is it, General.
00:19:21You have to go in and stop this now.
00:19:22You're right.
00:19:23That's it.
00:19:24I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:19:26James, let's go.
00:19:27Yes, sir.
00:19:38I told you all to stay out.
00:19:45That's just a critical moment for you.
00:19:47We can't be interrupted.
00:19:49Otherwise, we'd both die.
00:19:54I'm not going to let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son.
00:20:00I'm going to save him myself.
00:20:02No.
00:20:07You see that, General?
00:20:08This isn't just a gull-dicking con woman.
00:20:10This is witchcraft.
00:20:13I know what this is.
00:20:15This is the dark witch.
00:20:17I've heard of her.
00:20:18She uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young, handsome men, and then she eats them alive.
00:20:24I'm going to kill that bitch before she takes my son.
00:20:27James, get the SWAT team.
00:20:30Yes, sir.
00:20:34You regain consciousness.
00:20:46Help me.
00:20:47I just want to...
00:20:52Something's wrong.
00:20:56You were drunk with an aphrodisiac.
00:20:59Lysander Armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine.
00:21:04That's one more thing I'm saving you from.
00:21:13Sir?
00:21:14The SWAT team is here.
00:21:16Captain Morales.
00:21:18My son is trapped behind there with a devious, man-eating witch.
00:21:24I need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door.
00:21:27Rest assured, General Armstrong.
00:21:29We'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive.
00:21:36Right.
00:21:37Right.
00:21:38He writes the wrong.
00:21:42Human.
00:21:46Who the fuck are you?
00:21:48And why the hell are we naked?
00:21:51Good.
00:21:52You're awake.
00:21:53I'm saving you.
00:21:56By bathing with me.
00:21:58Who are you?
00:21:58You're a fucking spy?
00:22:01Talk.
00:22:01I swear to God, I'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:05You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:10I will never.
00:22:11Oh, really?
00:22:26Look who's guilty now.
00:22:29Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, all right?
00:22:31But it is a biological fact.
00:22:34A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:39Science, okay?
00:22:40It just means that my body is physically...
00:22:41Oh, shut up.
00:22:41...is physically...
00:22:45You're just talking to me with your friend.
00:22:47And I'm a professional.
00:22:49I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:51Captain, do something now.
00:22:52Ready!
00:22:58We're almost there.
00:23:01Aim!
00:23:02Get him, boys.
00:23:04Get him!
00:23:06Fire!
00:23:10Fire!
00:23:26Those amicils.
00:23:27How is this possible?
00:23:29It's not even a scratch.
00:23:31I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:33Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:36No.
00:23:36I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:39She's not the dark witch.
00:23:40Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:44This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:48How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:50That's right.
00:23:51The Queen, Angel, and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:55If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:58Except for the Goddess Healer.
00:23:59Think about it.
00:24:00We heard Lysander's voice.
00:24:02He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:04Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:05You're right.
00:24:06This homeless girl is maybe the Goddess...
00:24:12Maybe this homeless girl is really the Goddess...
00:24:15No!
00:24:15No!
00:24:16Absolutely not!
00:24:18There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:21But how could you know for sure?
00:24:22Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:26You're wrong, sir!
00:24:27This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:32It's called borderline revival.
00:24:34She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:37But only temporarily.
00:24:39It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:44That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:46I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:52My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:54He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:58Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:25:00I'm the witch doctor.
00:25:02Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:06My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:09You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:13I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:19from me.
00:25:21This isn't the finishing touch.
00:25:24I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:27So we can both survive.
00:25:47It's poison gas.
00:25:50Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:55Poison gas?
00:25:56My son is in there.
00:25:58You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:26:00No, don't worry, General.
00:26:01Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:04Soon, she'll come out crying to Mommy.
00:26:08Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:10And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:12They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:18I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:21It's now or never.
00:26:35What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:38Wait a second.
00:26:40You don't think that they're...
00:26:42You, you suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there.
00:26:45Don't point your fingers at me.
00:26:47If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:51Oh my God.
00:26:51Yeah?
00:26:52She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:54I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:58Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:27:02This is taking way too long.
00:27:05Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:09These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:12Bazooka.
00:27:13She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:16Crap.
00:27:17Oh my God.
00:27:17Get back, sucker.
00:27:19Ready.
00:27:21Aim!
00:27:22Oh, shit.
00:27:27Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:41The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:44Shoot her dead now.
00:27:45Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47I said stand down.
00:27:50Don't listen to her.
00:27:51She's a fraud.
00:27:52A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:54I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:58If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease-spreading tick.
00:28:03Wait a second.
00:28:04Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:07You can see for yourself.
00:28:09Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:12That is it.
00:28:13No more stalling, General.
00:28:15If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:21Don't hurt her.
00:28:27He's a cure.
00:28:33His pulse is regular.
00:28:35In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:40There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:51Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:53Lysander's warm again.
00:28:54He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:56And his heart is strong.
00:28:58Come, feel it.
00:29:01I saved my son.
00:29:04Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:07Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:11I've learned my lesson.
00:29:13I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:19No, no.
00:29:19There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:24queen, angel, and I.
00:29:28The goddess healer.
00:29:33Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:36But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:42a day after 20.
00:29:44It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:45What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:48Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:52Take care.
00:29:53No, wait.
00:29:54Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:57He's right.
00:29:58We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a
00:30:03wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:06Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:10I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:13I am already engaged.
00:30:19Already engaged?
00:30:20I am.
00:30:20I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and
00:30:25he's coming back today.
00:30:27But don't be disappointed.
00:30:29Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:31I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:33Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:36But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:38Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:41Take the gold.
00:30:42No, really.
00:30:44I don't need anything.
00:30:45I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:51Trixie, it's your fiancee.
00:30:53He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:58I must go.
00:31:06Hobo close.
00:31:07Halo glow.
00:31:09I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:12It was just dumb luck.
00:31:14She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:17She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor
00:31:22around.
00:31:25I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:32Oh, my God.
00:31:33I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:38No, no, no, no, Lysander, Lysander's job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:45I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:50You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:53Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:57No.
00:31:58We're not brides.
00:31:59No, she's just better than us.
00:32:02Oh, my God.
00:32:04Oh, my God.
00:32:06We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:09She's no average Jane.
00:32:10No, she isn't.
00:32:11She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:13But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:18had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:20But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:21No normal person could have done that.
00:32:23Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:27I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:28I have to find her.
00:32:29I have to make her my life.
00:32:31She won my heart over, too.
00:32:32But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:36All right, listen.
00:32:37I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:45I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:46So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:53Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:55She waited for you for three years.
00:32:58She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:33:00And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:33:02One with some serious fuck-you money.
00:33:05So get lost.
00:33:07Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:16Grandma.
00:33:18Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:21I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:23I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:27In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:30So sign over the house now.
00:33:37You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:40And I did.
00:33:41For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:44Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:47And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:50Do you have no shame?
00:33:51We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:33:56with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:03That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:09I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:17Oh yeah?
00:34:19Well, Marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you.
00:34:23She grew up
00:34:24even poorer
00:34:25than you.
00:34:26And now
00:34:26she's the CEO
00:34:28of an entire
00:34:29corporation.
00:34:33And you?
00:34:35You're still nothing.
00:34:38So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:39Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:41Look what she, uh, got me for my engagement.
00:34:45Oops.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:57You gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00I certainly did.
00:35:01In fact,
00:35:02Marissa,
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:13Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:15That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:18You two
00:35:18are the ungrateful
00:35:20cheating scum here.
00:35:22My granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire family
00:35:26for three years
00:35:27while you were gone.
00:35:28How dare you insult her?
00:35:31It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:32Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:35Poor Edna.
00:35:36She still doesn't know
00:35:37what you're doing
00:35:37out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:39What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:41Show her, Bob.
00:35:47This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:49your granddaughter is.
00:35:50She didn't purchase this house
00:35:52on her own.
00:35:52She was begging on the street
00:35:54for money.
00:35:56I can't be caught
00:35:57with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:59Even if you got no game,
00:36:01I got street crit
00:36:02I got out of keep.
00:36:03You dig?
00:36:04The word you're looking for
00:36:05is dignity.
00:36:06And you're one to speak,
00:36:08cheater.
00:36:10Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:15I've been broadening
00:36:16my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:17I want to see how regular,
00:36:19everyday people live
00:36:20so that I can help them.
00:36:23Of course,
00:36:23those without substance
00:36:25underneath would never
00:36:26understand that.
00:36:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28It means
00:36:29the new girlfriend
00:36:30you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade.
00:36:37Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:39Just sign the damn papers
00:36:40and we can each get on
00:36:40with our lives.
00:36:54At your wedding, I will.
00:36:56What?
00:36:57If you won't do good
00:36:59by me of breaking things off
00:37:00before two-timing me
00:37:01with my best friend,
00:37:03why should I do good by you?
00:37:05I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:06at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you.
00:37:10Fucking bitch!
00:37:12You better keep your word.
00:37:13Oh, that's rich.
00:37:15After tomorrow,
00:37:16you will never feel
00:37:16so rich ever again.
00:37:18Do remember that.
00:37:25Trixie,
00:37:27Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:29They'll destroy you
00:37:30if you show up
00:37:31even so much as a hair
00:37:32at their wedding.
00:37:33Grandma,
00:37:34I have to confess
00:37:35something to you.
00:37:36I've secretly amassed
00:37:38a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:40Trillions?
00:37:43That would make you
00:37:44the richest person
00:37:46on the planet.
00:37:47It's because of
00:37:48the healing hands
00:37:49I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:51the god of healing.
00:37:52I've saved several
00:37:54world leaders
00:37:55with these hands.
00:37:56That's how I was able
00:37:57to give Marissa
00:37:58the presidential contract
00:37:59and become
00:38:00the goddess healer.
00:38:01It makes me angrier
00:38:02hearing her name
00:38:04knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:05But please,
00:38:07Trixie dear,
00:38:08I know it was
00:38:09to broken your heart,
00:38:10but embellishing
00:38:12your worth
00:38:13and who you are,
00:38:14it will only delay
00:38:16the healing process.
00:38:17You don't have to
00:38:18believe me just yet.
00:38:19After we lost
00:38:20mom and dad
00:38:21because we didn't have
00:38:22the money
00:38:22for their medical bills,
00:38:24I vowed
00:38:25that I would do
00:38:26everything I can
00:38:27to serve those in need.
00:38:29That's why I'm
00:38:30taking everything
00:38:30back from Butch
00:38:31and I'm giving it
00:38:32back to charity.
00:38:33You've always had
00:38:34an angel's heart.
00:38:35I'm certain you
00:38:36will meet someone
00:38:37who will treat you
00:38:38right,
00:38:39who actually
00:38:40deserves you.
00:38:41You will see
00:38:42tomorrow,
00:38:43grandma.
00:38:45Oh, yeah.
00:38:51You said
00:38:51Trixie's crashing
00:38:52in your wedding.
00:38:53She was bullying
00:38:54us too, Sasa.
00:38:56She's probably
00:38:56trying to extort you
00:38:57now that she knows
00:38:58you're rich as fuck.
00:39:00Sasa.
00:39:00When nobody steps
00:39:01on a snake,
00:39:03the snake bites
00:39:03back hard.
00:39:04So let her come
00:39:05and embarrass herself.
00:39:07Yeah.
00:39:08You mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me?
00:39:16Yes.
00:39:17Her cavewoman
00:39:17staked the 19th century
00:39:19tin can.
00:39:20She'll prop me
00:39:21up higher
00:39:21on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world
00:39:22sees her in her
00:39:23homeless mess
00:39:24against my
00:39:25presidential glow up.
00:39:26Let's turn this party
00:39:27into her funeral.
00:39:35There he is.
00:39:38Welcome home,
00:39:39brother.
00:39:40Welcome home,
00:39:41General!
00:39:44Sir,
00:39:45the homeless woman
00:39:46who saved you,
00:39:46Miss Trixie,
00:39:47this is the file
00:39:48of her ex,
00:39:49Butch Tanner.
00:39:49He served with
00:39:50your regiment
00:39:50in the Marines.
00:39:51You mean the
00:39:52Butch Tanner
00:39:52that can barely
00:39:53carry supplies?
00:39:54Well,
00:39:54she's been providing
00:39:55for him
00:39:55and his entire
00:39:56family while he's
00:39:57been deployed
00:39:57overseas, sir.
00:39:58So she waited
00:39:59for him for years
00:40:00and then he
00:40:00betrayed her.
00:40:01Fucking coward.
00:40:02According to Intel,
00:40:03she's planning
00:40:03to bring it down
00:40:04on them
00:40:04at their wedding.
00:40:05Then we should
00:40:06join her.
00:40:07Men,
00:40:08I'm only alive
00:40:09today because
00:40:10of that virtuous
00:40:10woman and her
00:40:11incredible power
00:40:12that saved my
00:40:13life.
00:40:13So she needs
00:40:14our support.
00:40:15Will you join
00:40:15me in protecting
00:40:16her?
00:40:16Yes, sir!
00:40:17We will allow
00:40:18our lives
00:40:18to protect her,
00:40:19sir!
00:40:20Then let's
00:40:21roll.
00:40:37welcome everyone
00:40:37to my wedding.
00:40:39Today is a very
00:40:40special day for me
00:40:40and Butch.
00:40:41Not only are we
00:40:42getting married,
00:40:42but in just one
00:40:43hour, my company
00:40:44will be receiving
00:40:45the presidential
00:40:45contract, allowing
00:40:47my biomedical
00:40:47company to go
00:40:48public.
00:40:53congratulations on
00:40:54the contract
00:40:54once again,
00:40:55Mrs.
00:40:55Wakeham,
00:40:56Stowe,
00:40:57butch is taking
00:40:57my last name.
00:40:58Oh, and please
00:40:59don't be so uptight,
00:41:00Secretary Cho.
00:41:02You are the
00:41:02secretary of the
00:41:03entire U.S.
00:41:04health department,
00:41:05but this is a
00:41:05partay after all.
00:41:07I see some of
00:41:08the most important
00:41:09people in the
00:41:09nation have also
00:41:11arrived to
00:41:11celebrate you.
00:41:13The U.S.
00:41:15president will
00:41:15also be arriving
00:41:16soon to give
00:41:17you the contract.
00:41:18herself.
00:41:19It's an honor.
00:41:20And that's why
00:41:21Sasa is the best
00:41:22wife a man could
00:41:23ever dream of.
00:41:25We will make
00:41:26sure the crowd
00:41:27is entertained
00:41:28tonight.
00:41:28We'll let the
00:41:29wedding begin.
00:41:32Not so fast.
00:41:33The party doesn't
00:41:35start until I
00:41:36say it does.
00:41:58You two really
00:41:59are a match made
00:42:00in hell.
00:42:01So I've come to
00:42:02save your guests
00:42:02from this oncoming
00:42:03train wreck.
00:42:04I don't recognize
00:42:05it from any of our
00:42:06elite circles.
00:42:07Who is she?
00:42:08Uh, this is our
00:42:09entertainment for
00:42:10tonight, sir.
00:42:11Just watch.
00:42:15Trixie, what are you
00:42:15doing here?
00:42:16This isn't the
00:42:17homeless shelter.
00:42:18You lost.
00:42:18I bet she's here
00:42:19to bum a meal off
00:42:20us.
00:42:21You know, being
00:42:21this poor.
00:42:24Me, bum a meal.
00:42:26Have you forgotten
00:42:27that it was I who
00:42:28bankrolled you two
00:42:28for the last three
00:42:29years?
00:42:29What evidence do
00:42:31you have of that?
00:42:32Look at me, then go
00:42:33look at yourself in
00:42:34the mirror.
00:42:34I'm a millionaire
00:42:36CEO.
00:42:37Even the first
00:42:37woman president will
00:42:39be here any second
00:42:39now to congratulate
00:42:40me.
00:42:41And you're nothing
00:42:41but a washed up
00:42:42sewer rat.
00:42:44Sasa.
00:42:44She's like so
00:42:45obsessed with me.
00:42:48See, everyone?
00:42:50Butch already cut
00:42:51ties with his ex,
00:42:52but she's so
00:42:52shameless and
00:42:54desperate that she'd
00:42:55still show up to
00:42:56my wedding to
00:42:57suck up to me.
00:42:58This is what poor
00:42:59sad girls do.
00:43:00They beg for
00:43:01scraps from us,
00:43:03the rich and
00:43:04glorious.
00:43:05Projecting much,
00:43:06Marissa?
00:43:06You might feel
00:43:07all high and mighty
00:43:08now, but don't
00:43:09bite the hand that
00:43:09feeds you.
00:43:11Especially when I'm
00:43:12the one who's
00:43:12giving you the
00:43:12contract.
00:43:19You giving me
00:43:20the contract?
00:43:21You have no
00:43:22skills, no
00:43:23education, no
00:43:24connection, so how
00:43:25could you possibly
00:43:26have a pool to get
00:43:28the US fucking
00:43:29president to give
00:43:30me a billion dollar
00:43:31contract?
00:43:32We both share
00:43:32humble beginnings,
00:43:33Marissa, and I saw
00:43:35potential in you.
00:43:36Even trusted you as
00:43:37my best friend.
00:43:38But I recognize now
00:43:39that greed has
00:43:41poisoned you.
00:43:42Don't be all
00:43:42sore now just
00:43:43because I stole
00:43:44your man.
00:43:45This is what us
00:43:46rich girls do.
00:43:47They steal from
00:43:48lame spinsters for
00:43:50fun.
00:43:50Damn right.
00:43:51you were too
00:43:53embarrassing for me.
00:43:55Sasa tramples you
00:43:56any day.
00:43:57I can say that now
00:43:58that I'm marrying
00:43:58the rich.
00:44:00Bravo.
00:44:01Self-admission of a
00:44:02gold digger.
00:44:03Quick, somebody put
00:44:04that on a memoir.
00:44:04Sasa, she's
00:44:05embarrassing me in
00:44:06front of everyone.
00:44:07She'll make her
00:44:07stop.
00:44:08Don't listen to
00:44:08everyone.
00:44:09She's a gold
00:44:10digging, blood
00:44:11sucking leech.
00:44:12I don't even have
00:44:13to lift a finger and
00:44:14you're already
00:44:14embarrassing yourself
00:44:15in front of everyone
00:44:16for me, Butch.
00:44:19You may look
00:44:19and sound like a
00:44:20man, but you're
00:44:21nothing but a
00:44:22pathetic coward.
00:44:23Okay, enough!
00:44:24You know what I
00:44:25always couldn't
00:44:25stand about you?
00:44:26Your moral
00:44:27posturing.
00:44:28But guess what?
00:44:30Morals are just
00:44:31lies to make you
00:44:32lame girls feel
00:44:32better about
00:44:33yourselves.
00:44:33That's why no
00:44:34man will choose
00:44:35you over Marissa
00:44:36Trixie.
00:44:37Because I've got
00:44:37the material goods
00:44:39and you're just
00:44:40all empty talk.
00:44:41I'm not here to
00:44:42request to be
00:44:42chosen because I'm
00:44:44the one who's
00:44:44doing the choosing.
00:44:47See this?
00:44:59Oh my god.
00:45:01Is that the
00:45:01billion dollar
00:45:02contract for Sasha?
00:45:06The one that's
00:45:06supposed to make
00:45:07us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08No, absolutely not.
00:45:10I don't believe it.
00:45:12You all sound so
00:45:13scared already.
00:45:14Don't worry.
00:45:15This isn't that
00:45:16contract.
00:45:17It's the lease to
00:45:18the modest home
00:45:19you try to swindle
00:45:20from me.
00:45:23See everyone?
00:45:24She's just
00:45:25trying to bluff us.
00:45:26But you don't even
00:45:26have the guts to go
00:45:27all the way.
00:45:28Look at her
00:45:28following orders.
00:45:29I asked her to
00:45:30sign over the lease
00:45:31and here she is.
00:45:32Like a good little
00:45:34peasant slave.
00:45:35That house is worth
00:45:36all her life savings.
00:45:40You want to
00:45:41I don't know
00:45:42beg for a little
00:45:43treat while you're
00:45:44at it?
00:45:54You must
00:45:55understand me.
00:45:56I'm here to take
00:45:57back everything
00:45:57I've ever given you.
00:45:59I'm giving it to
00:46:00charity.
00:46:08Bro, she's gone
00:46:09cuckoo in the head.
00:46:10She thinks that just
00:46:11because she rented a
00:46:12pretty little dress she
00:46:13can pretend to be a
00:46:13deep pocket
00:46:14invest in batty.
00:46:15You wish you had that
00:46:16kind of money to just
00:46:17toss away, Trixie.
00:46:18It's just a drop in
00:46:19the bucket for me.
00:46:20I know what this is.
00:46:23You've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're
00:46:25Cinderella so you can
00:46:26just show up to a
00:46:27fancy party and some
00:46:28Prince Charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money
00:46:30forever?
00:46:30Well, that's not
00:46:31happening.
00:46:32Security, lock the
00:46:33doors.
00:46:34This woman doesn't
00:46:35leave until we're
00:46:35through with her.
00:46:39This is where your
00:46:40dreams will die,
00:46:41bitch.
00:46:45We found Miss
00:46:46Trixie Lysander.
00:46:47She's being cornered
00:46:47by her ex and his
00:46:48mistress at the
00:46:49Wickham wedding right
00:46:49now.
00:46:50Butch Tanner.
00:46:51Well, he's gonna wish
00:46:51he died in battle
00:46:52after I'm done with
00:46:53him.
00:46:54Let's go.
00:46:59You think a few
00:46:59toy guns scare me,
00:47:01Marissa?
00:47:01I've saved plenty of
00:47:02people from much worse.
00:47:05Including your head
00:47:06of command,
00:47:06Butch.
00:47:07General Lysander
00:47:09Armstrong.
00:47:10You mean the
00:47:10legendary war hero?
00:47:12He's been in a coma
00:47:13for years after he
00:47:14saved the nation
00:47:15from a terrorist
00:47:15attack.
00:47:16You're an unskilled,
00:47:18unemployed, ugly
00:47:19leech, so how could
00:47:20you possibly have
00:47:21this magical ability
00:47:23to heal someone like
00:47:24General Lysander
00:47:25Armstrong?
00:47:26No one here is
00:47:26gonna believe you.
00:47:27If you really cured
00:47:28the incurable general,
00:47:30then Sasa is the
00:47:31fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:33And she's not.
00:47:34You're just asking
00:47:35to be humiliated.
00:47:36Trixie.
00:47:37Show them,
00:47:37Butch.
00:47:43See for yourselves,
00:47:45everyone.
00:47:45Trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar.
00:47:51She won't leave me
00:47:52and Marissa alone
00:47:53because we're rich
00:47:54as fuck now.
00:47:55I'm a major
00:47:56in the Marines.
00:47:57Sasa,
00:47:58she has
00:47:59a billion dollar
00:48:00biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military.
00:48:03Approved by the
00:48:04first female president
00:48:06of the United States
00:48:07herself, bitch.
00:48:08How despicable.
00:48:09She's just trying
00:48:10to leech off you
00:48:11like a parasitic
00:48:12gold digger.
00:48:13Get out of here.
00:48:14No one wants
00:48:14to marry you.
00:48:15No free meals
00:48:16for the poor.
00:48:17Do you see this,
00:48:18Trixie?
00:48:19This is high society.
00:48:21So you're either
00:48:22born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished
00:48:24as me to be here.
00:48:26Maybe if you do
00:48:27some serious
00:48:27dick-sucking here,
00:48:29maybe someone
00:48:30will drop a couple
00:48:31bucks in your tin can.
00:48:35I already have
00:48:36everything one
00:48:37can dream of.
00:48:37But I valued
00:48:38our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:40which is why I came here
00:48:40to give you
00:48:41a second chance.
00:48:42To see if you'd
00:48:43apologize and admit
00:48:44to your backstabbing.
00:48:45But no.
00:48:46You stooped so low,
00:48:48it disgusts me.
00:48:50Nothing is more
00:48:51disgusting than you
00:48:52standing on street
00:48:52corners like a bum.
00:48:54And who knows
00:48:55if you've already
00:48:56started offering
00:48:57sexual services?
00:48:59Well then,
00:49:01why don't you
00:49:02get on your knees
00:49:02for me, Trixie?
00:49:03My brother
00:49:04will never take you back.
00:49:06No man will marry
00:49:07an embarrassment
00:49:08like you.
00:49:09But make me happy?
00:49:11And I might consider
00:49:12making you my
00:49:13personal prostitute.
00:49:25How dare you
00:49:26hit my brother?
00:49:27I'm never letting
00:49:28you leave here alive.
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:31I do something.
00:49:32Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:34After I'm done
00:49:34with you, Trixie,
00:49:35not even the goddess
00:49:36of healing
00:49:37will be able
00:49:37to save you.
00:49:40Oh, is that so?
00:49:42Security!
00:49:44Get down on your knees
00:49:46and give Bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody
00:49:49here,
00:49:50or I'll pop
00:49:51so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here
00:49:53won't know which one
00:49:53to fuck.
00:49:54I don't need to be
00:49:55the goddess of anything
00:49:56to punish you.
00:49:57any of the powerful
00:49:58leaders I've saved
00:49:59before could crush you
00:50:00before you even
00:50:01touch me.
00:50:02Dream on!
00:50:04You wish
00:50:05General License
00:50:05scooped you
00:50:06off your feet,
00:50:07but you weren't
00:50:07good enough for me.
00:50:08You're definitely
00:50:09not good enough for him.
00:50:10Enough!
00:50:12You're souring my party,
00:50:13so you either
00:50:14get the fuck out
00:50:15or I'm going
00:50:16to shoot you.
00:50:18On the count of three!
00:50:20I think I quite
00:50:20like it here.
00:50:21Two!
00:50:32Mmm!
00:50:34This wine
00:50:35is so delicious.
00:50:36One!
00:50:37Shoot!
00:50:40Nobody
00:50:40is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife.
00:51:01Who the hell is this?
00:51:06I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:07Did they hurt you?
00:51:09No, I'm fine.
00:51:11But, um,
00:51:12when did I become
00:51:13your future wife?
00:51:15You saved me,
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:18I'm a man of my word.
00:51:20They're never going
00:51:21to hurt you ever again.
00:51:22Really, it was nothing.
00:51:24I saved you
00:51:25because you're a good man,
00:51:27not because I want
00:51:28you to owe me any favors.
00:51:35I see what this is.
00:51:36You're the one
00:51:37who cheated on me,
00:51:38Trixie!
00:51:38Look at you guys,
00:51:39a lovely dove.
00:51:40Bob.
00:51:40Don't try to pin this
00:51:41on her.
00:51:42She waited for you
00:51:43for three years.
00:51:43This is the kind
00:51:44of woman of virtue
00:51:45that a man would
00:51:46die for.
00:51:48Virtue?
00:51:50Don't make me laugh.
00:51:52She's probably out there
00:51:53giving blowjobs
00:51:53for cash.
00:51:54No man
00:51:55who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:57would want to touch her.
00:51:58She should be happy
00:51:59Bob was willing
00:52:00to give her some.
00:52:05I see her in the Marines.
00:52:08I'm a major.
00:52:10Look, man.
00:52:11I know Trixie is like
00:52:12a, I don't know,
00:52:14a seven
00:52:14now that she's
00:52:15all cleaned up,
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood
00:52:17on a whiny,
00:52:18worthless woman
00:52:19like that.
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ow!
00:52:22Ow!
00:52:23Ah!
00:52:24Ah!
00:52:25A real man
00:52:27never talks about
00:52:28a woman in LA.
00:52:29You're a coward.
00:52:40We don't need
00:52:41to fight fire
00:52:41with fire
00:52:42to deal with
00:52:42the likes of them.
00:52:44You're very gracious,
00:52:45Trixie,
00:52:46you know that?
00:52:49You're only getting off
00:52:50with it because
00:52:50she's so kind,
00:52:51so you're going to
00:52:51do me the favor
00:52:52of never coming
00:52:53near her again.
00:52:53You understand?
00:52:54You want to fuck
00:52:55with me,
00:52:55little dipshit?
00:52:56I'm a fucking major!
00:52:58You're probably
00:52:59lowest rank
00:52:59of the military grunts.
00:53:01I'll destroy you.
00:53:03Do you really
00:53:03not know who this is,
00:53:04Butch?
00:53:05I thought you were
00:53:06in the Marines.
00:53:07What have you been
00:53:07doing this whole time
00:53:08if you don't know
00:53:09who this war hero is?
00:53:11He was just
00:53:12a supply boy.
00:53:15War hero?
00:53:17Is this all part
00:53:18of your plan,
00:53:19Trixie?
00:53:20Poor girl.
00:53:21Did you sell your house
00:53:22to hire this actor
00:53:23so you can feel
00:53:24better about yourself?
00:53:25A woman's worth
00:53:26is tied to the man
00:53:27she marries.
00:53:28Trixie is worthless
00:53:29because that guy
00:53:30looks like a cowboy.
00:53:34A bum girl
00:53:35and a pimp.
00:53:36What a pair.
00:53:38Seems like
00:53:39they don't know
00:53:39who you are
00:53:39since you've been
00:53:40out of action
00:53:40for so long.
00:53:42Maybe we should try
00:53:43to pay some house
00:53:43some more.
00:53:44Don't you think?
00:53:46Bring in the wedding
00:53:47gifts.
00:53:55What is all this?
00:53:56Trixie, listen.
00:53:57I know that you
00:53:58didn't ask for anything
00:53:59after you saved my life.
00:54:01But I know that
00:54:02we shared a moment.
00:54:06I'm not the kind of man
00:54:07to get close to a woman
00:54:08and then just disappear.
00:54:10It's not in my nature.
00:54:12I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:15Listen, Trixie.
00:54:16I have never
00:54:17met a woman
00:54:20like you.
00:54:22So incredible
00:54:23and kind
00:54:24and beautiful.
00:54:25So I know
00:54:26that you're the one for me.
00:54:29This guy's either nuts
00:54:31or a really
00:54:32really good actor.
00:54:34Oscar worthy.
00:54:35Oscar worthy.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38First gift.
00:54:43Trixie, I know
00:54:44that you just lost your home.
00:54:46So I'm gifting you
00:54:47with your own
00:54:48new mansion.
00:54:49Worth $500 million
00:54:51previously owned
00:54:52by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:55Second gift.
00:54:59This contains
00:55:00all the rights
00:55:00to my entire fortune
00:55:02which is now yours.
00:55:04Entire fortune
00:55:05from a cowboy actor?
00:55:07Must be that easy.
00:55:08They already spent
00:55:09their entire life savings
00:55:10on this clown show.
00:55:11They've got nothing left.
00:55:12But Lysander,
00:55:13I really don't care
00:55:15for any of us.
00:55:15No, look,
00:55:16I know.
00:55:17I know that you are
00:55:18the farthest thing
00:55:19from a material woman.
00:55:20Okay?
00:55:21Which is exactly why
00:55:22my third gift
00:55:24is, um,
00:55:27well...
00:55:41Cleo!
00:55:43Hey!
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you,
00:55:54it's so much more.
00:55:56Trixie Amore,
00:56:00will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say
00:56:05no to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes,
00:56:10I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:30Ha-ha!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple
00:56:34here is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone
00:56:38how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man
00:56:42in their right mind
00:56:43would marry
00:56:44that embarrassing
00:56:45sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey!
00:56:47I don't care
00:56:48if she's homeless or not,
00:56:49but I'm making
00:56:49this woman my wife,
00:56:51which means that
00:56:52she will be treated as
00:56:53and cherished as
00:56:54the most precious woman
00:56:55on Earth.
00:56:55I understand.
00:57:00You still don't realize
00:57:02that my brother
00:57:03is the most powerful
00:57:04man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General
00:57:06Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if
00:57:16like the almighty
00:57:18General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:19would propose
00:57:20to a homeless prostitute
00:57:22like Trixie.
00:57:22Yes,
00:57:23the Armstrong family
00:57:24basically control
00:57:24the global stock
00:57:25market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong
00:57:27would sooner marry
00:57:28the princess of England
00:57:29than someone from
00:57:29the lowest rank
00:57:30of society.
00:57:32I bet my life
00:57:33you're all just
00:57:34actors.
00:57:35Then you better
00:57:35enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them
00:57:39what we can do
00:57:39and get revenge
00:57:40for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch
00:57:41of piss poor people
00:57:42do to us,
00:57:43the elites?
00:57:44Infect us
00:57:44with your poor people?
00:57:46She wishes she could
00:57:48blame her low status
00:57:49on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is,
00:57:50she's just a useless,
00:57:52lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:54She's utterly
00:57:55unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them
00:58:00in other means
00:58:01if you don't
00:58:02prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them
00:58:04myself,
00:58:04but I'll let you
00:58:07do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead,
00:58:10Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello,
00:58:18this is Lysander.
00:58:19Please bankrupt
00:58:20Marissa Wickham
00:58:21for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh,
00:58:23I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days
00:58:26could call anyone
00:58:27and pretend
00:58:27to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:37Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm going bankrupt!
00:58:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:58:55Are you sure
00:58:56that was the call,
00:58:57Sasa?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just
00:59:00suddenly go bankrupt
00:59:00like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did you do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho,
00:59:14you said you're
00:59:15the Secretary of Health,
00:59:16right?
00:59:16And you yourself
00:59:17said that the
00:59:17Armstrong family
00:59:18owns the entire
00:59:19global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be
00:59:21how they bankrupted
00:59:22Miss Wickham?
00:59:23then that means
00:59:27you're really
00:59:28Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:30the richest
00:59:30and most powerful
00:59:31man in the country?
00:59:33Trixie's married,
00:59:35the famed war hero,
00:59:37the man every girl
00:59:37wants,
00:59:38what every man
00:59:38wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad
00:59:43will always end up
00:59:44losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be
00:59:47some trick to this.
00:59:48you guys are just
00:59:49bums trying to extort
00:59:50money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:52It's awesome.
00:59:53Please.
00:59:54Please.
01:00:00I know why you're
01:00:01all over Trixie,
01:00:02because you've been
01:00:03in the military for so
01:00:04long, you don't know
01:00:04what a real woman
01:00:05can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you
01:00:08to my wedding chamber
01:00:09and I'll show you
01:00:09a good time.
01:00:12Do you want to
01:00:13remove your hands
01:00:13for me?
01:00:14Or I'll have them
01:00:15removed for you.
01:00:20I would never
01:00:21be interested
01:00:22in a woman
01:00:22who's as vile
01:00:23and cruel
01:00:24and wicked
01:00:25as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater
01:00:27gets cheated on
01:00:28eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just
01:00:32trying to save
01:00:32the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her
01:00:35at all.
01:00:35Your double standards
01:00:36are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't
01:00:38want me?
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty
01:00:41of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you
01:00:42a room full of
01:00:43pageant winners
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:45I'm fresh
01:00:46for the taking.
01:00:54I did that
01:00:54so you wouldn't
01:00:55have to,
01:00:56Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devin.
01:00:59Marissa,
01:01:00not only have you
01:01:01backstabbed me,
01:01:02your best friend,
01:01:04by stealing
01:01:05my fiancΓ©,
01:01:06but now you'd
01:01:07sell out other
01:01:07innocent girls
01:01:08just to get
01:01:08your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult
01:01:10to all good women
01:01:11out there.
01:01:12No, to all
01:01:13of humanity.
01:01:13So now,
01:01:14everything that
01:01:15I've ever given
01:01:16you to,
01:01:17I'm taking it
01:01:18all back.
01:01:20Wait,
01:01:21everyone,
01:01:22stop.
01:01:25They're
01:01:25imposters.
01:01:30I just got off
01:01:31the phone
01:01:32with the president
01:01:32and she said
01:01:33your contract
01:01:33is not getting
01:01:34cancelled
01:01:34because it was
01:01:35assigned by
01:01:36the goddess
01:01:36healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't
01:01:39go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess
01:01:40healer?
01:01:41You mean the
01:01:42eccentric and
01:01:42highly elusive
01:01:43sage in the
01:01:43field of medicine
01:01:44approved of
01:01:45my biomedical
01:01:46products?
01:01:47Yes, that's
01:01:48the highest
01:01:49honor anyone
01:01:49can have in
01:01:50the field
01:01:50of health
01:01:51and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess
01:01:52healer's motto
01:01:53is the right
01:01:54rewrites the
01:01:55wrong,
01:01:56the left
01:01:56leave the
01:01:56wrong
01:01:57bereft.
01:01:58That means
01:01:59she's rewarding
01:02:00me.
01:02:00The president
01:02:01would never
01:02:02let your company
01:02:03go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact,
01:02:04she's on her
01:02:05way now.
01:02:07So you're
01:02:08telling me
01:02:09this dashingly
01:02:10handsome
01:02:11motherfucker
01:02:11over here
01:02:12isn't
01:02:13Lysander
01:02:13Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the
01:02:14cares who
01:02:15he is?
01:02:15If the
01:02:16president
01:02:16and the
01:02:17goddess
01:02:17healer
01:02:17approves
01:02:18of my
01:02:18product,
01:02:19who cares
01:02:19about this
01:02:20washed
01:02:20up war
01:02:20hero?
01:02:21We can
01:02:21break his
01:02:22legs,
01:02:22break his
01:02:22arms,
01:02:23no one
01:02:23would even
01:02:23bat an
01:02:24eye.
01:02:24She even
01:02:25gave us
01:02:25explicit
01:02:26permission
01:02:26to call
01:02:26upon
01:02:27secret
01:02:27services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're
01:02:32under arrest
01:02:32for fraudulent
01:02:33claims and
01:02:34identity
01:02:35theft.
01:02:36gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I
01:02:42still get
01:02:42the last
01:02:43laugh,
01:02:43Trixie.
01:02:44No,
01:02:44don't arrest
01:02:44her!
01:02:46Trixie is
01:02:47a good
01:02:47person.
01:02:48Please,
01:02:48officer,
01:02:49don't arrest
01:02:49her!
01:02:50Grandma,
01:02:51Mr. Rogers,
01:02:52Mrs. Williams,
01:02:53what are you
01:02:53all doing
01:02:54here?
01:02:54The neighbors
01:02:55heard about
01:02:55the breakup
01:02:55between you
01:02:56and Butch.
01:02:57We were
01:02:57worried,
01:02:58so we
01:02:59came here
01:02:59to back
01:02:59you up.
01:03:00Listen,
01:03:01officer,
01:03:01I can
01:03:02attest
01:03:02that Trixie
01:03:03Amoria
01:03:03is a good
01:03:04neighbor.
01:03:04She's
01:03:05very
01:03:05kind
01:03:06hearted
01:03:06and would
01:03:06never
01:03:07break the
01:03:07law.
01:03:08Yes,
01:03:08and one
01:03:09time when
01:03:09my daughter
01:03:10needed
01:03:10university
01:03:11tuition,
01:03:12Trixie gave
01:03:12her everything
01:03:13she had
01:03:13just to help
01:03:14her out.
01:03:15She also
01:03:15paid for my
01:03:16recent heart
01:03:16surgery as
01:03:17well.
01:03:18My fiance
01:03:19really is an
01:03:20incredible
01:03:20woman.
01:03:21She's an
01:03:22angel
01:03:22descended from
01:03:23heaven.
01:03:28You must
01:03:29be the
01:03:29criminal
01:03:29pretending to
01:03:30be General
01:03:30Lysander
01:03:31Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother
01:03:33is not a
01:03:34criminal.
01:03:34He's a war
01:03:35hero who
01:03:36single-handedly
01:03:36saved this
01:03:37country from
01:03:37a terrorist
01:03:37attack.
01:03:38Without him,
01:03:39this whole
01:03:39country would
01:03:40have been
01:03:40bombed to
01:03:41ash.
01:03:41And that's
01:03:42why his
01:03:42choice to
01:03:43crime is
01:03:44stealing his
01:03:44identity.
01:03:45General
01:03:45Lysander
01:03:46Armstrong only
01:03:47fell into a
01:03:47coma because
01:03:48of the fight
01:03:48with the
01:03:48terrorist.
01:03:49And we've
01:03:49received no
01:03:50word that he's
01:03:50woken up yet
01:03:51so this
01:03:52must be an
01:03:52imposter.
01:03:54I can tell
01:03:55that this
01:03:55whole dilemma
01:03:56with my
01:03:56identity is
01:03:57causing you
01:03:57a lot of
01:03:57trouble.
01:03:58I promise
01:03:59that I'll
01:03:59get it
01:03:59resolved and
01:04:00we can
01:04:00focus on
01:04:01taking down
01:04:01your
01:04:01scumbag
01:04:02ex.
01:04:04If you
01:04:04want to
01:04:05arrest me,
01:04:05fine.
01:04:07But don't
01:04:07fuck with
01:04:08my fiance.
01:04:09You don't
01:04:09get to
01:04:09decide,
01:04:10punk.
01:04:10Let's
01:04:11go!
01:04:34get him!
01:04:35If you
01:04:35can.
01:05:03get him!
01:05:27Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:42Grandma, meet my new fiancΓ©.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiancΓ©? He's so manly. Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:57It's Butch's loss. Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:01She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor! Drown out the poor!
01:06:21See, Trixie? You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:27We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them. Grab what you can't, fam. Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:29Dammit!
01:07:30Dammit!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and the family and get out of here. We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52Now hold still for me.
01:07:56Right.
01:07:57Rewrites the world.
01:08:08Holy fuck! Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:11By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:13Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:19I'm all better now.
01:08:20Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:22See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:25No. Please. I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:29Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:30Sure.
01:08:32You hear that?
01:08:33She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:36She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:38While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:43Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:48I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:51And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:53God?
01:08:55Wrong.
01:08:56But you're close.
01:08:58Bullshit!
01:08:59I'm gonna show you how the elite can travel in you little lives.
01:09:04You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:09:06Then let's see you try.
01:09:07Charge!
01:09:08Charge!
01:09:17The hell is this?
01:09:19This is the line between life and death.
01:09:23Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:26I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:31You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:33What if it's a trap?
01:09:34That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:36We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:37She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:40Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:43I will!
01:09:47Left leaves the wrong rest.
01:09:56I'm fine.
01:09:57Nothing happened.
01:09:58You'll see soon enough.
01:10:00Oh, please.
01:10:01I really wanna die.
01:10:03And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:05I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:08Whoops!
01:10:08Just crossed it again.
01:10:10Whoops!
01:10:11And again.
01:10:11Nothing's happening.
01:10:27What did you do to my brother?
01:10:29I didn't do anything.
01:10:30Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:34I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:36If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:39Come on.
01:10:41Major.
01:10:42Are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:43How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:45See?
01:10:46This must be an illusion.
01:10:50Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:53Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:11:02You're so sore I wouldn't marry you if you'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:05Oh, please.
01:11:06You hurt us first.
01:11:08At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:11But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:16Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:20You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:23You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:28When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:34Don't touch my wife.
01:11:38And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:43You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:45But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:49That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:52Oh, really?
01:11:54Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:58You've got nothing on me.
01:12:02Yes.
01:12:03Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:10Goddess!
01:12:11Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:14Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:19Get the VP. We're leaving now.
01:12:24Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:28God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:31I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:34You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:36A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming.
01:12:39Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:41I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:43Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:47You hear that, everyone?
01:12:48There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:54She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:13:00No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:03Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:08Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:18Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:23and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:28Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:32I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:35You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:41Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:45It ain't working.
01:13:46You can't just fake the...
01:13:50Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary. It's like real magic.
01:13:55Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:14:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:09No. Trixie, look. I believe you. You saved me. Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:17No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:21We'll riot against you now.
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:24Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart!
01:14:33Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her apart! Tear her
01:14:48apart!
01:14:48Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:53Your General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:56Wait what?
01:14:59he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've been through this already once okay
01:15:04right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:11but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming still right yes
01:15:16we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:15:24and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:30and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the general oh but
01:15:38he's in trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally to
01:15:44the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the
01:15:50president on our side you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president
01:15:58langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:19from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years there wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:29yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i never gave a fuck
01:16:45about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59and what can you do about it oh mr vice president i have swell idea
01:17:03my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:08let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:15put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your
01:17:21filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24miss wickham you can use full force on them
01:17:28did you hear that voice
01:17:29miss wickham you can use full force on them
01:17:42shoot
01:17:43wait that's the president
01:18:09that was they were totally aiming for uh tricksy the the fraud in the middle
01:18:13what is this
01:18:15oh that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military
01:18:19this is a war crime these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:23you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:25i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:27with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:30and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you
01:18:35what are you doing reverse the poison and take it out of the president before it's too late
01:18:39that is easy
01:18:40there's no need i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening tricksy doesn't have that kind of money
01:19:03it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she she she is
01:19:10uh she is a criminal
01:19:12don't worry madame president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15i'd be quiet if i were you
01:19:17because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:20what are you talking about
01:19:21the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:34this contract
01:19:36this contract
01:19:36yeah yes thank you first gentlemen
01:19:56my contract you bitch
01:19:59and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:15there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize
01:20:19or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa
01:20:25money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:30so prepare yourself
01:20:32because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do
01:20:37the president is here
01:20:39and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:43pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president
01:20:48you've recovered now
01:20:50so what's your final decision
01:20:53i'll
01:20:54she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why are you attacking me madam president
01:21:11you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:14you wish
01:21:15idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:21so ugly on the inside
01:21:22it makes me want to vomit
01:21:23i-i-i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:31and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:40the one and only
01:21:42and it's
01:21:44and it's
01:21:46her
01:22:02welcome goddess
01:22:15you really are the goddess of healing aren't you
01:22:17how else did you think i saved you
01:22:21then why did you keep it a secret for so long
01:22:25i wanted to walk the earth as a normal person
01:22:28to help those in need
01:22:30and make sure the man i chose loved me
01:22:33you're the goddess of healing
01:22:34no so that means
01:22:35the billion dollar contract
01:22:37it was you who gave it to me
01:22:39and she took it away just like that
01:22:42that was her golden ticket
01:22:44you were once my fiance and best friend
01:22:47but after everything you've done
01:22:48we're officially getting ties with you both
01:22:51no please i swear
01:22:52i didn't know you were an ex
01:22:54it doesn't matter who she is
01:22:59trixie has a heart of gold
01:23:00she's an amazing person
01:23:02and you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her
01:23:06she's gonna be my wife
01:23:07because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet
01:23:16i love you
01:23:30all her goals
01:23:31all her clothes
01:23:33all that could have been mine
01:23:34this is all your fault
01:23:37you seduced me
01:23:40you were the one that came on to me
01:23:42you himbo
01:23:43please trixie
01:23:45give me another chance
01:23:47i want to be rich again
01:23:49i'll be your slave
01:23:51i'll kiss the ground you walk on
01:23:53you've had your chance to apologize
01:23:55but it's too late now
01:23:56all i see is your greed
01:23:59and how much you'd hurt others
01:24:00just to benefit yourself
01:24:01you two should be locked up
01:24:03and she shall
01:24:05for creating illegal weapons of mass destruction
01:24:08arrest marissa and butch wickham
01:24:11it's all your fault marissa
01:24:13i never loved you
01:24:14it's your fault
01:24:15i was only with you for your money
01:24:17you were rich
01:24:19i'll see myself now
01:24:22rest assured goddess
01:24:23we will not be using these biomedical weapons
01:24:27my platform is spreading kindness
01:24:29just like you
01:24:30i knew you'd uphold our shared values
01:24:33that is why i saved you
01:24:35with these healing hands
01:24:37i will work tirelessly to change the world
01:24:40one good deed at a time
01:24:41well
01:24:43let's not let this wedding go to waste
01:24:46let's party
01:24:48wait
01:24:49what if we just got married
01:24:50right now
01:24:51yes
01:24:52well
01:24:56do you take each other
01:24:59to be your lawfully wedded partner
01:25:01i do
01:25:02i do
01:25:03you may kiss the bride
01:25:11you may kiss the bride
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