00:00:00Does someone want to marry me?
00:00:11Last call! Anyone want to be my wife? Raise your hand!
00:00:16Where's the bathroom? I need it! Now!
00:00:20You.
00:00:21I... I... I'm gonna be sick!
00:00:33Who... Who are you?
00:00:36Let's go. We're getting married.
00:00:43Happy wedding day!
00:00:45Mom! What the hell?
00:00:47I thought you were bluffing last night, but you actually did it!
00:00:52What? I got married?
00:00:56Come on, Luca! Where's my daughter-in-law? I'm dying to meet her!
00:01:02Oh, God! Who the hell was she? An escort? A stripper? I don't care! I need a divorce!
00:01:10Betty! Plan a wedding for Luca! Big! Fancy! Tomorrow!
00:01:15A wedding? Mom, did you hear what I said? I... want... a divorce!
00:01:23Tell everyone! My son's getting married! It's gonna be perfect!
00:01:28She's ignoring me. My mom's lost her mind. Unbelievable.
00:01:34Alex, book me a flight to Italy. Now. I am not marrying a stranger. Come pick me up now. We're
00:01:39going to the airport.
00:01:42Father, can you please tell me who I married last night?
00:01:46You don't even know who your husband is?
00:01:48I was drunk. This whole thing was a mistake. I don't even remember his face. I have to find him
00:01:54and get a divorce.
00:01:55What a pity. He was tall, handsome, very charming.
00:01:59Really?
00:02:01Well, hello there, handsome. Need any help?
00:02:10OMG! That's your idea of handsome?
00:02:14Who the hell is this guy?
00:02:18And how am I supposed to divorce him if I can't find him?
00:02:27That woman?
00:02:44Hi, excuse me, sir. I've been dreaming of joining Avon for so long. Could you please show my work to
00:02:50your CEO?
00:02:51I'm sorry. The CEO's allergic to women, so we don't hire female designers.
00:02:55Are you serious? That's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard.
00:03:14Welcome back, Mr. Blanchel.
00:03:19Oh my god, look! It's Mr. Blanchel!
00:03:26That's Luca Blanchel? That's him! The business legend! He just got back from Italy!
00:03:31Why does he look so familiar?
00:03:35Sir, your office on the 33rd floor is ready.
00:03:4033rd floor?
00:03:44Watch out, sir!
00:03:49Allergic to women? What a lousy lie.
00:03:52I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to...
00:03:54Careful next time.
00:03:59Damn it. The allergy.
00:04:01Bring the meds to my office. Now!
00:04:08That's it. I've got a plan.
00:04:20Where have I seen that woman before?
00:04:24Luca, thank god you're back. I found out who your wife is. When are you meeting her?
00:04:30Finally. I can divorce that woman and move on.
00:04:34Absolutely not! I won't allow you to divorce her!
00:04:37Mom, how many times do I have to say it? It was a mistake. I am not marrying some stranger.
00:04:41She's not a random girl, Luca. She's your fiancé.
00:04:45Mom, I don't care who she is. I don't want any woman near me.
00:04:53Oh my god. You! How did you even get in here? What do you think you're doing?
00:04:59Hi there, Mr. Blanchel. This is my jewelry design portfolio.
00:05:04I really need this job. Please, take a look. I promise. You won't be disappointed.
00:05:12Stay back! I mean it! I'm allergic to women!
00:05:15Mr. Blanchel, I get it. Big shots love their quirks. But allergic to women? I mean, come on. I'm not
00:05:23gonna hurt you.
00:05:23Don't come any closer! I'm warning you!
00:05:28Careful!
00:05:42It's... his chest?
00:05:45No! No, no, no!
00:05:53Did you just kiss me?
00:05:56Sorry, Mr. Blanchel. Total accident.
00:06:08No reaction?
00:06:10Mr. Blanchel, please. Drop the act.
00:06:14That allergy excuse is ridiculous. It's just a terrible excuse.
00:06:19Be honest. Does my face look different than it did five minutes ago?
00:06:23Um... maybe a little more... handsome?
00:06:29How is this possible?
00:06:33Mr. Blanchel, these are my designs. I've won several awards.
00:06:38I can't believe I'm not allergic. This is incredible.
00:06:42Oh, Mr. Blanchel, I have to say, you have excellent taste.
00:06:50Perfect.
00:06:53So, am I hired, Mr. Blanchel?
00:06:56I really need this job. I'll do anything. Literally anything. If you hire me.
00:07:10Anything?
00:07:16Then, I need to confirm one last thing.
00:07:22What?
00:07:29You jerk! What the hell was that?
00:07:35I asked you if I could.
00:07:37You said nothing about kissing me.
00:07:44Congrats. You're hired.
00:07:46I'd rather be jobless than work for someone like you.
00:07:49No.
00:07:52Wait!
00:07:53Wait!
00:07:55Wait!
00:07:55Wait!
00:07:56Wait!
00:07:57Wait!
00:07:57Wait!
00:07:58Wait!
00:07:58Wait!
00:07:58Wait!
00:07:59Wait!
00:07:59Wait!
00:08:00Wait!
00:08:01Wait!
00:08:07Wait!
00:08:08Isla wasn't my wife's name.
00:08:10Isla too?
00:08:13Isla?
00:08:18Ella?
00:08:19Isla?
00:08:21Elizabeth?
00:08:22Wait!
00:08:23Wait!
00:08:24What was her name?
00:08:33I'm sorry to tell you, we'll have to discharge your mother unless the rest of her bill is paid.
00:08:39Please don't, doctor. I'll come up with the money.
00:08:44Congrats. You're hired.
00:08:48Maybe I shouldn't have.
00:08:49Now I've lost the job, too.
00:08:59It's me, your landlord.
00:09:02Can you pay last quarter's rent soon?
00:09:04I really need the money right now.
00:09:06Sure. I'll send it right over.
00:09:09Luca, I finally found your wife's address. Are you there yet?
00:09:13Mom, you know I'm allergic to women. This marriage is a total mistake.
00:09:18Is that how I raised you? Family comes first. Treat your wife right.
00:09:23Yeah, yeah. Fine.
00:09:31How is the gentleman doing? Are you satisfied?
00:09:34That was amazing. Way better than my wife. I'll call you next time.
00:09:39See you next Monday.
00:09:48You're my wife?
00:09:50Is this guy into roleplay? Wants me to play his wife?
00:09:54Darling husband, how would you like your wife to serve you?
00:10:02Oh, hell no. Stay away from me.
00:10:06Huh?
00:10:09What a weirdo.
00:10:17Figures. A damn escort.
00:10:32That's the chairman of Evan's group.
00:10:34I heard she's here to find her daughter-in-law.
00:10:36Lucky girl. Whoever landed that title.
00:10:38The rent she gave me only covers this medical bill.
00:10:41Guess I still need to find a job.
00:10:43Fast.
00:10:46Isla!
00:10:47My daughter-in-law?
00:10:50How's your mother doing?
00:10:52The doctor says she's stable. For now.
00:10:55Good.
00:10:56You married my son a year ago.
00:10:58I've been looking for you ever since.
00:11:05Who? Who are you?
00:11:07Let's go. We're getting married.
00:11:10Ma'am, I think you need to know.
00:11:13This marriage was a total accident. We're getting a divorce.
00:11:17A divorce?
00:11:18A divorce? Why? That's not happening.
00:11:21Did something go wrong the last time you two saw each other?
00:11:24Last time we saw each other?
00:11:30Where are you?
00:11:32Where are you?
00:11:32Get to St. Mary's right now. Your wife is here.
00:11:35I'm not meeting that bitch, Mom.
00:11:39What did he just say?
00:11:40How dare you talk about your wife like that?
00:11:43She's sitting right here with me.
00:11:45Get over here right now and apologize.
00:11:47No chance.
00:11:48I'm not apologizing to some filthy slut.
00:11:52Listen here, you arrogant, sexist jackass.
00:11:54No woman in her right mind would want to stay your wife.
00:11:58Perfect. Let's meet tomorrow and get this divorce over with.
00:12:03Great! That's exactly what I was going to say!
00:12:07Wait, Isla. There has to be some misunderstanding.
00:12:10No, ma'am. There's no way in hell he's staying my husband.
00:12:15No, Isla's too perfect. I can't...
00:12:19You idiot! What the hell were you saying on the phone?
00:12:23That's your wife!
00:12:24I've said it before, Mom. I'm allergic to women.
00:12:27And she is an escort, okay? I am divorcing her.
00:12:31So what? If you never find a woman you're not allergic to,
00:12:35you just gonna stay single forever?
00:12:41I've already found her.
00:12:43Boss, we found her. She's at St. Mary's Hospital now.
00:12:48Is she also at St. Mary's Hospital?
00:12:55Doctor, I promise I'll pay the next bill as soon as I get my paychecks.
00:12:58I'm working part-time, so it's just...
00:13:01Actually...
00:13:04It could be very easy.
00:13:07One night with me, and you'll never have to worry about bills again.
00:13:18Asshole! Stay the hell away from me!
00:13:20Bitch! You dare hit me?
00:13:23You just made a big mistake.
00:13:28What the hell are you doing?
00:13:34Put it down, Billy. You can't scare me.
00:13:36You should be scared.
00:13:38Idiot! Let me go! Now! Or I swear I'll call the cops!
00:13:42Cops? Only if you can get out of here first.
00:13:48Help! Help! Somebody help!
00:14:04You bastard! Threaten her again, and I'll end you!
00:14:08You're fired. Fired?
00:14:11Who the hell do you think you are?
00:14:12What am I doing?
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