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00:03Side to side, side to side, side to side.
00:05Shame me, shame me, shame me.
00:08And then let's walk off with energy.
00:16Welcome to Between the Sheets.
00:18Between the Sheets, that sounds kind of sexy.
00:21Well, we know what you've been doing.
00:23Oh my God, I'm just going to go drown myself.
00:26I don't even want to watch this.
00:28Woohoo!
00:30I'm ready to talk some s**t.
00:34Like, I'm still technically married,
00:36but it never really felt like it was the end
00:38because he would still call me.
00:40He'd still call you.
00:41Rob and Sophie, I think they were talking pretty much every night.
00:44Every night?
00:45They hooked up after the show ended,
00:47after he got back from Mexico.
00:48What?
00:50That's what he said.
00:52Oh my goodness, what is this?
00:57What are you going to do?
00:58Draw you.
00:58What do you want to draw me?
01:00After the crew left and everything,
01:02that was in, like, lingerie,
01:04we were able to be intimate,
01:05but it's like we still haven't been able to have sex.
01:08Are you serious?
01:10I'm just going to be honest.
01:12I handled this whole f**king thing horribly.
01:14The only thing I can do is just keep saying
01:16how much I f**king done.
01:17Honey, you know what was right for you.
01:19I felt really, like, back to tool wall, you know?
01:23So I did some shady f**k.
01:27You want to see my butt?
01:29You want to?
01:29Yeah.
01:30Maria.
01:31Do it.
01:31I want to see it.
01:32You want to see my butt?
01:33Are you laughing?
01:34Oh, brother.
01:35Do you like him?
01:36Yeah, I don't not like him,
01:37but I'm really close to Chantel.
01:39Like, that's like a sister to me.
01:40Do you never hooked up?
01:43Oh, see?
01:44I'm getting all the tea.
01:46This is great.
01:47You're lucky that I let you sleep in this bed
01:50and didn't kick you out.
01:53Gino actually reached out to a friend of mine.
01:55He invited her out for drinks.
01:56She was, like, another 90-day-er person.
02:03He's smiling a lot right now.
02:07She spent I don't know how many weeks
02:09teaching me how to kiss.
02:10I finally got it right, though,
02:12and then she was mad at me.
02:13She's like, oh, when you leave me,
02:14you're going to be a good kisser.
02:15I'm very happy we reconnected
02:17and we don't have Jasmine here.
02:21I was kind of hoping
02:22we wouldn't even mention that name.
02:24This happened to all my exes.
02:26They can never forget about me.
02:28They are always talking about me.
02:30F**k love it.
02:30They all deserve it.
02:35Welcome back to the best show in the world,
02:38Between the Shits.
02:40Miss Julia and another one cast,
02:42whatever the names.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:45I'm so excited we get to do this together.
02:48Yes.
02:48Orlando girls represent.
02:51Let me help you with that, brother.
02:53You think a little too long?
02:54Yeah, a little too long, brother.
02:55I appreciate your help.
02:57Always, man.
02:58You got good style.
02:59I got...
03:00I need...
03:01There's a lot of explaining
03:02that needs to be done.
03:03Barking.
03:04Ooh.
03:05Gina and Kim.
03:07Here we go.
03:08Show me the clip.
03:09Show me the worst ones of him.
03:10I want to see Sophie cry.
03:13The first clip we're going to watch
03:15is Sophie's introduction.
03:17Oh, gosh.
03:18Oh, gosh.
03:20Excited.
03:21I'm scared.
03:26That's a nice butt.
03:28Oh, it's Sophie.
03:31Hey, bitches.
03:33I'm here.
03:35Girl strip.
03:37Girl strip.
03:38Woo.
03:39First of all,
03:40why weren't we invited?
03:41Yeah.
03:41Because we would have made
03:42the trip so much more fun.
03:46Hello.
03:48Sophie's looking good, though.
03:50I bet Rob's punching.
03:51When he saw her ass.
03:53I know.
03:53Floating through.
03:54I know.
03:56Sophie be all here
03:58because of you.
03:58We have a special guy
04:00who we come to see.
04:04Yeah.
04:06I'm talking to Pedro
04:07You like her a lot, huh?
04:11We have been talking a lot
04:12and then we ended up
04:13meeting up three times
04:14or so in person.
04:15How'd you end up with Sophie?
04:17One day, I post a video
04:19and she liked the video.
04:21She tried to follow me
04:22for the video.
04:23Oh, nice.
04:23Yeah.
04:24I followed her back.
04:25I said, thank for the following.
04:26Okay, a little flirting back.
04:27Yeah, a little flirting.
04:28You know, you have to.
04:29A dance, a chase.
04:30Yeah, I had to just a little bit.
04:32We started talking, you know.
04:34She said, I want to meet you.
04:37We did three trips, you know.
04:39And after this,
04:40we went talking every day.
04:42We talked so much
04:43that I wanted to sleep in the phone.
04:44I don't think things got serious.
04:46He's just so, like, romantic.
04:48It's like every week
04:49I get new flowers at my door.
04:50You see that smile?
04:52It's interesting to be on this side
04:54of her talking to someone.
04:55We didn't even meet yet.
04:56So I'm just like, I don't know.
04:58He's very sweet.
04:59I'm excited to see where things go.
05:00We ended up talking
05:01before she went to the DR
05:02and she was talking about
05:04how she didn't want him to think
05:06that they were like,
05:08that she was going there for him.
05:10That's why she turned it
05:11into a girl's trip
05:12instead of just going to the DR
05:14to hang out with him.
05:17He basically took me
05:18to a jewelry store
05:19and then he bought me
05:20like a $2,000 necklace.
05:23You wearing it?
05:24No, I'm not wearing it.
05:25You mother...
05:29That's kind of cool.
05:30Yeah.
05:30And that was the first time
05:31we met in person.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34I know.
05:36Seeing you and Pedro
05:38being a thing
05:40is odd to me.
05:42It doesn't make sense.
05:43Out of anyone in the world,
05:45you got to talk to someone
05:46who's been in this realm.
05:48You feel me?
05:49Do you know him?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Do you like him?
05:51Yeah, I don't not like him,
05:52but I'm really close to Chantel.
05:54Like, that's like a sister to me.
05:56She was in New Orleans
05:57the same time I was in New Orleans.
06:00So that was the first time we met.
06:01And it was definitely like,
06:03you know, there was a vibe there,
06:04but she was also going through
06:06the divorce with Pedro at that time.
06:08It was just a lot.
06:09Oh, but you never hooked up?
06:12No.
06:13Oh.
06:13Well, that's good for you.
06:15Yeah.
06:16Wait, did you hook up?
06:17What?
06:18No.
06:19No.
06:19Why did you?
06:20Okay.
06:21Did you hook up?
06:23What did you do with Chantel?
06:25Mm-mm.
06:25I learned my lesson.
06:27Okay, you kissed.
06:29Oh, yeah, they kissed.
06:30What else?
06:32You guys hooked up.
06:33No, no.
06:34Me and Chantel never had sex.
06:36Just kissed.
06:38Oh, see?
06:39There's something there.
06:41I got you.
06:44I'm getting all the tea.
06:45This is great.
06:47All right, you guys ready?
06:48The next clip up is Gino going to a singles event.
06:52Oh.
06:53Okay.
06:54And it includes some never-before-seen footage.
06:57Oh, no!
06:58Never-before-seen.
07:00Oh!
07:01Hopefully rated PG.
07:03Oh, it better be, Gino.
07:04It's the next year.
07:06Okay.
07:07Oh, where are we, Gino?
07:08Is this you?
07:09Never-before-seen.
07:10You have a nice house.
07:12Oh, thank you.
07:12Very nice house.
07:13I haven't dated a Michigan girl in a good 10 years, so, you know, what do I say to them?
07:22Hey, baby, you looking mighty fine today.
07:26Maybe if I just walk up to him and say, hi, I'm Gino.
07:30Don't say that either.
07:31And don't wink.
07:32Yes.
07:33Give him a good wink.
07:34Really?
07:36And you are so gorgeous.
07:40Did it hurt?
07:42What do you mean when you fell from the sky?
07:46Don't say the angel stuff.
07:48Don't say that.
07:49How about if you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder or on this one?
07:58I didn't realize Gino had the worst pickup lines.
08:02I didn't realize Gino had so much game.
08:06He is kind of, you know what he is?
08:09He's, are you being serious?
08:12No, that was horrible.
08:14I don't, like, understand all these pickup lines because none of them make any sense.
08:19Would that have worked on you or no?
08:20No.
08:21Not at all.
08:23What can I say to them?
08:25What's a good pickup line?
08:27See, how I go to a girl, I'd be like, hey, are you mixed?
08:31Half fine, half mine.
08:33Woo-hoo!
08:35Gets them every time.
08:43No, we don't do that.
08:44That shows your age.
08:46We don't do that.
08:49All right, Gino, go find yourself a woman.
08:56That wink has got to go.
08:58Stop it.
08:59Oh, my God.
09:00I'm going to smack them in a minute.
09:01No.
09:02That was a proper wink.
09:03Do it again.
09:05Like that.
09:05Just, it has enough.
09:06Just.
09:07Doing all this.
09:07Don't, don't.
09:08Don't do that.
09:09No, no.
09:09No, stop it.
09:10You've got to do it like this.
09:12You've got to be cute with it.
09:13Like this, like.
09:14But it's very nice if you tip your hat to women.
09:17I like this.
09:18Like that.
09:18There you go.
09:19There you go.
09:19Now, put it back on.
09:20See?
09:21There you go.
09:22You did it.
09:23I love that.
09:24I love that.
09:26What brings you here?
09:27I just went through a super toxic relationship.
09:30Wait, wait, wait.
09:31Hold on.
09:32Oh, Amy's got a question, by the way.
09:34Toxic.
09:35When somebody talks bad about their ex, I'm like, immediate red flag.
09:39Yeah.
09:40He drove her crazy.
09:41Yeah.
09:42I want to understand what you consider toxic, because I know I have my own definition.
09:48I got some tea for you.
09:50Tell me.
09:51So after my season ended and Jasmine and Gino broke up, Gino actually reached out to a friend of mine.
09:58He invited her out for drinks.
10:00She was like another 90-day-er person.
10:02Oh, which one?
10:03Magda.
10:04But they live in the same city?
10:07No, they don't.
10:08So he was going to fly?
10:09They're in different countries.
10:10Five months after our marriage, my ex met a random guy at the gym and cheated on me with him.
10:17Oh, my gosh.
10:18You are not talking on me.
10:20While she was married to me, she got pregnant.
10:24Not to brag, I can humbly and proudly say that this happened to all my exes.
10:30Like, they can never forget about me.
10:32They are always talking about me.
10:34They should create a group.
10:36Like, it would be a very nice group of all my exes trying to overcome the trauma of dating me.
10:44Love it.
10:44They all deserve it.
10:55I don't know how to swim, and I don't know how to swim, and I can dance either.
11:03Let's give us one move.
11:04Oh, one move?
11:06Oh, let me see.
11:08I can't.
11:09You know, I can go like, one.
11:13You see?
11:14Mm-hmm.
11:14It's good, you know?
11:16Muevelo.
11:17Oh, you got this.
11:18Only for this move, not for the other ones.
11:21You know, I cannot combine the move one with the other.
11:25The next clip we're going to watch is Kim's laser tag date.
11:29You guys ready?
11:30Mm-hmm.
11:30Yeah.
11:31Ready?
11:32Okay.
11:38Let's go play laser tag.
11:40Win!
11:41I'm going to get you.
11:44Look at me, look at Kim.
11:46Hey, girl.
11:47Ooh, I like this.
11:51Boom.
11:51It's your shot.
11:52Oh, crap.
11:55Wow.
11:56Ooh.
11:59I want to see what is going to happen.
12:01Let's go.
12:02All right, go.
12:03You got to cover me.
12:05Stay behind me.
12:08Laser tag couldn't have been a more perfect date for me,
12:11because I do know how to shoot a weapon.
12:13I was a sharpshooter in the military,
12:15just so everybody's aware of that.
12:17And I was the gunner in my unit,
12:19which means when you stand in formation,
12:21you go to parades and everything,
12:22you hold the M60.
12:24So it was like six guys,
12:26and then me in the middle holding this M60,
12:27and I was like, I'm a badass bitch.
12:29I was a badass bitch back then.
12:31Do you think we should just call a truce?
12:33Just call a truce and we'll work together.
12:35You know how I use a gun?
12:35I do.
12:36The unit Kimballi going on a date with other people
12:38actually gave me a happy moment
12:40because I feel like that would be the reason
12:41why she would leave me alone.
12:42As long as Kimballi is not in a relationship
12:44with anybody, believe me,
12:45she always think about me
12:47and thinking that we're going to get back together.
12:49So how long have you been single for?
12:51Oh, God.
12:52Like two, almost three years.
12:54Me too.
12:55Really?
12:56So, like, how did you end up with two girl roommates?
13:00Come on.
13:00I used to date one of them.
13:02Oh.
13:04What?
13:05And you guys still live together?
13:06Oh, that's a big no.
13:08Like, oh, my ex-wife's my roommate, basically.
13:11What happened?
13:12You don't mind me asking.
13:14Sadly, I cheated on her.
13:16Oh.
13:17That was a lot to take in.
13:19Like...
13:20I mean, I feel like I'm already lost.
13:22This is way too much happening.
13:24Way too many red flags.
13:26Like, one cheating, living with roommates at his big age,
13:30and then living with the roommate that you cheated on.
13:33Man, you've got to fix your life up.
13:35I feel better about living with my parents, honestly.
13:40So, did you see the air in your ways?
13:42Like, you know that wasn't right, right?
13:44Correct.
13:45Okay.
13:46The red flags that were being shown to me at the end of the date
13:48are as bright as my damn shirt, okay?
13:50I knew when I walked away from him,
13:52I was not going to see him again.
13:53I love him to death.
13:55He's a really good friend to me now, but no, no.
13:58But he's charming.
13:59He's going to make somebody a good catch,
14:00just somebody who doesn't have as much damn sense as I have now.
14:05Bye-bye.
14:08We're going to watch your introduction next.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:11I want to see this.
14:14Hey.
14:14Hey.
14:15Hey.
14:16Hey.
14:21Okay, Pedro, with the shoot-off.
14:24Okay.
14:25Okay.
14:29Vamos a grab a la van, ponela bien bonita.
14:31Pa, Sophie.
14:32Tu siempre estás dispuesto a darlo todo por una mujer.
14:35Pero yo soy un tipo romántico.
14:38My ex-wife always say like, oh, he treated me bad, you know?
14:41He didn't love me.
14:42He doing nothing for me, you know?
14:43I want to correct that error they made in the past.
14:45This is Pedro 2.0, you know?
14:51Yo tengo prude tonight.
14:53I want to see what I eat.
14:55It's a peanut.
14:57Okay.
14:59Pop is good.
15:00Now let's go down.
15:03Let's go, little poppy.
15:07Ew.
15:08Why do that?
15:10Why?
15:11Oh.
15:13Look at all the hair coming off.
15:16Stop it.
15:18Ah!
15:19Ah!
15:19One, two, five.
15:24I need to watch that.
15:27It's been a long time.
15:29Nice and clean.
15:31Yeah.
15:34Yeah.
15:35I know you're the same.
15:37The clip that you said here, I know you're just here.
15:40While you say here, I just say here.
15:42On the back.
15:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:46Maybe if you were lucky, we'd get some.
15:49Yeah, she is important.
15:50He's shaving down the stairs.
15:53He's lying.
15:54We try again.
15:56Generally, I like to keep it short or, you know, little hair as possible.
16:00Sometimes the angles, though, is kind of hard.
16:02You know, I feel like a doctor or surgeon trying to get all the corners and stuff.
16:06You know, like, electric razor usually is the best way to go.
16:08You know, just trying to get the corners and everything.
16:10I try to keep it nice and neat, though.
16:12I've always asked my man what they like.
16:14So if they want a little patch of happiness, then I'll groom myself to a patch of happiness.
16:19If they want a bald baby, they'll get a bald baby.
16:22But I can't do the whole bush.
16:23There's no way I'm doing that.
16:25Okay.
16:27Yeah.
16:28We're ready.
16:30All right.
16:30You ready to play a game?
16:31I feel like a giant condom right now.
16:34Oh.
16:34What are we playing?
16:37You're about to play Manscaped Mayhem.
16:39Ugh.
16:40Okay.
16:40A game inspired by Pedro manscaping before the club.
16:44That's gross.
16:44It was gross.
16:45It was gross.
16:46Yeah, I didn't like that.
16:47Okay.
16:48You each have a balloon covered in shaving cream and must try to shave it completely without popping it.
16:52Whose pubes are on this?
16:55Don't ask.
16:56Don't worry about that.
16:58Whoever shaves their balloon fastest wins.
17:00But if you pop it, you automatically lose.
17:02And there is a prize for this.
17:05Oh, Mom.
17:06You wanted to shave my patch of hair.
17:08Now is your chance.
17:09Okay.
17:09It's time.
17:10Take off.
17:11I'm going to be shaving.
17:12No.
17:12This is the patch of hair right here, Julia.
17:15Right there.
17:16What are we waiting for?
17:18It's time.
17:19All right.
17:19You ready?
17:20Yeah.
17:20Yeah.
17:21Let's do it.
17:21On your marks.
17:23Get set.
17:26Shave.
17:30Oh, my goodness.
17:34I'm so scared.
17:35Don't stop moving.
17:37I used to have to shave.
17:39Cool.
17:40I don't think I've ever shaved a man.
17:42I like it.
17:43You have so much color.
17:45Oh, you're going in.
17:47You're going in on the front.
17:48I'm scared it's going to pop.
17:50I'm old, guys.
17:50I'm 55.
17:51I'm going to have a heart attack.
17:52Listen, I have shaved and waxed Ed's back.
17:55Oh, yeah, you did.
17:56Ew.
17:57Wow, look at this bald patch.
17:59Let's shave Gina's hair.
18:01That looks like my little patch of hair, too.
18:04How often do you shave down there?
18:06Depending if I know they're going to get lucky.
18:08So it's situational.
18:09Yeah, it's situational.
18:10Woo!
18:12Courtney, you're the winner.
18:14Woo!
18:14Woo!
18:16Woo!
18:17Woo!
18:18You won!
18:20You didn't say it, right?
18:26I just like this.
18:28Yeah!
18:30Nice job, Pedro.
18:31Woo!
18:32Good job, Pedro.
18:34You won a chia pet.
18:36Oh, yeah!
18:38That's pretty awesome, actually.
18:39Now you can practice manscaping every day.
18:42It could be like a zen thing.
18:44Julia, you are the winner.
18:46That's so nice.
18:48I just have a couple thousand dollars, let me say.
18:50Look how happy he is.
18:51Look how handsome he is.
18:53Thank you, Kim, for this honor.
18:58Congratulations.
18:59Thank you, everybody, for the win.
19:01I never lose.
19:03I just win.
19:03Sorry, Cole.
19:04Woo!
19:06I have a good pickup line.
19:08Do you want to hear it?
19:08Sure.
19:09So say we're at the club, all right?
19:11So we're vibing.
19:12Come on, vibe.
19:12Vibe?
19:12I'm at the club.
19:13We're vibing.
19:14Yeah.
19:14Vibe harder.
19:15Yeah.
19:16Hey, hey.
19:17My name's Jamal.
19:18Hello.
19:19So my friend over there, he actually thinks you're really cute.
19:21Look.
19:22Oh, wow.
19:27Oh, hey.
19:30That would work, though, yeah?
19:31That's the pickup line.
19:32Yeah, because, like, it's the friend.
19:33So you're going to sprint around the club.
19:35We're in a club.
19:36But you smiled, so I would say...
19:38I smiled because you just ran off.
19:40It was funny.
19:41I don't think you're smiling because it works.
19:44It's not that bad.
19:45I thought I did pretty good, personally.
19:47Sure.
19:48Yeah, it was great.
19:50All right, the next clip we're going to watch is Kim going to a picture friend night and
19:54a booty call.
19:55A booty call.
19:58Oh, my God.
19:59If you give me a booty call, I'm going to be there like, you know, a booty call.
20:04Oh, I like booty calls, man, you know.
20:09Just sit yourself down.
20:11What the is a picture friend?
20:13We are going to pitch you in front of a crowd of single men.
20:20What?
20:22God.
20:23All right, let's get started.
20:26I'm so nervous now.
20:28I'm sweating.
20:31That's a good idea, but it's so embarrassing if nobody, like, wreaths their hand and we're
20:35to date you.
20:37And she loves cats.
20:41If you do not love cats, if you are allergic to cats, no.
20:45Girl, no.
20:46Why wasn't I invited to this?
20:48They were 20.
20:49They were 21.
20:50I felt like cattle at an auction.
20:52Oh, my gosh.
20:54$20, $20.
20:56$20, $20, $19, no, no, highest bidder, highest bidder, $21, $21, $21, that's how I felt.
21:01Jamal called at a meat market.
21:03Jamal's like, you literally went to a meat market.
21:06I mean, he's not exactly wrong.
21:10Yep, I gotta go.
21:11I have plans to hook up.
21:14So, like, a booty call.
21:16A booty call, yeah.
21:18What?
21:21Kimberly, my gosh.
21:23You guys remember B, right?
21:25I'm going to f*** them.
21:27Oh, there you go.
21:29What the f***?
21:31Okay, okay.
21:33What is booty call?
21:35What does it mean?
21:35I know booty is bad, right?
21:38Yeah?
21:39Booty call.
21:40I mean, like...
21:41Bad call?
21:42Go over, say, to the woman's house and...
21:47What?
21:48Bang her.
21:50What?
21:53Clapping?
21:55Booty call.
21:55Can we clap with somebody?
21:58Hey, good job.
22:00Does that sound familiar?
22:11Does that sound familiar?
22:22I know, I know.
22:24Yeah, come on in.
22:25Come on in, come on in.
22:26This is nice, B.
22:27I know, right?
22:30I'm not a fan of this.
22:33I didn't like any of that.
22:35Why is he in a hotel room?
22:36Why is she in a hotel room?
22:38And she didn't even bring clothes.
22:40What's she going to sleep in?
22:42It's not a gammy.
22:43I mean, you look beautiful, as usual.
22:45I try.
22:46B.
22:47I'm embarrassed.
22:49We've known each other forever.
22:51Like, we're friends with benefits now, and I love that.
22:53But, like, I'd like maybe to see it grow to see what else it could be.
22:58I really feel that after the pitch of friend and everything, like, I have boundaries now.
23:04I have, like, my list, and I have things that I'm just not going to accept.
23:09First of all, you can't want a second wife.
23:13That's number one.
23:14Number two, you have to be financially stable.
23:17You have to have your own s***.
23:18Like, have your own house, have your own car, have a good job.
23:21You have to be able to make me laugh.
23:24But you, but I have such an outgoing personality, you can't, I want you to be a little quiet.
23:29Like, let me shine a little bit, okay?
23:31And I want you to treat me like the queen I am.
23:34That's it.
23:34I don't think that's asking for much, right?
23:38We've always talked about it, you know?
23:41And the only way we're going to find that out is with more time.
23:44B?
23:45B.
23:45D, man.
23:46B's got the D.
23:49So you haven't even been to my house yet?
23:51No, but I'm...
23:51It's so crazy.
23:52I'm coming.
23:55What's your best booty call story?
23:58Oh, a girl asked me to go on a drive with her, pick her up, whatever.
24:01And then she introduced me to something called the red light challenge.
24:04What the hell is that?
24:05Well, she went to me and see if she can make me before the green light, the stoplight.
24:10Damn!
24:11What the f***?
24:13And did you?
24:15I did not.
24:16It was actually quite difficult.
24:18There's a lot of factors.
24:20Oh, my God.
24:21Oh, s**t.
24:22Oh, s**t.
24:23Oh, s**t.
24:24Yeah.
24:25What about you?
24:26Do you have a roster of booty calls?
24:27Uh, no roster because I'm very picky.
24:32I can count, you know, in my entire life, I've been, we left the seven.
24:39Oh.
24:40And Chantel was my first one.
24:42Chantel was my first.
24:43You were a virgin?
24:44Yeah, I was a virgin.
24:45She popped your cherry.
24:46Yeah, she popped my cherry.
24:47I was like 10 years in relation with Chantel.
24:50And after that, and after three years, you know, it's like two, four years, something
24:54like that.
24:55It's a good amount.
24:56It's healthy.
24:59I need to stretch because I've been sitting all day, okay?
25:03Oh.
25:08Oh.
25:11There we go.
25:13The pose.
25:16Not bad, huh?
25:19All right.
25:19The next clip we're going to watch is Gino traveling to D.C.
25:22You go not alone to D.C., you go with somebody.
25:27Yeah.
25:28Oh.
25:29Go to see somebody.
25:31I'll go to see some.
25:33Go see someone.
25:34Don't tell me.
25:35I'm going to watch you this clip.
25:40Why are you packing up shampoo?
25:43Why shampoo?
25:45Well, I got to wash the hair, right?
25:47The little hair that I have, the patch of hair on my back of my head.
25:50Because he has a lot of hair you know where?
25:52In his mouth.
25:54Yesterday I trimmed my hair because I want it short in the back.
25:57I trimmed my little patch and hopefully it's going to be acceptable for Natalie and she'll
26:04like my little patch of hair on my back of my head that I shaved.
26:09You want to see my patch of hair?
26:10Well, I'm a little sensitive about showing it off too much, but this is my patch of hair
26:19right here.
26:19And you take a shower.
26:21And it's so soft.
26:22And conditional.
26:24And I take care of it.
26:25I don't like to expose my psoriasis on the back of my head and that drives me to have a
26:31hat.
26:31Honestly, I like the way my head is.
26:34I mean, that's the whole point.
26:36Now, before, I remember you didn't want to take off your head.
26:39Now you're comfortable to take off your head.
26:42Oh, hell yeah.
26:43Look at me.
26:43I love myself.
26:44I'm getting more comfortable with it.
26:46You start to love yourself.
26:48Yeah.
26:49I want to look good for Natalie.
26:51God, aren't these sexy?
26:52I mean, holy cow.
26:54Wow, that's some sexy-ass underwear right here.
26:57Do you think Gino's packing down there?
27:02Do you?
27:03I'm asking you.
27:05You asked me.
27:08I don't know.
27:08I just wanted to see if you would answer it.
27:10No blue pills this time, baby.
27:12No blue pills.
27:15Gino showers once a week.
27:17And that's why, and I'm not joking, I bought him the underwear with different colors.
27:26And I said, you have to change the underwear.
27:29On Mondays, you wear the blue.
27:32On Tuesday, you wear the green.
27:33If I see you on Tuesday still with the blue, Gino, you're going to have a problem.
27:39All right.
27:40You guys ready for the next clip?
27:41But it's Sophie and Pedro's conversation at the club.
27:45You look beautiful.
27:54You look gorgeous.
27:56You're separate right now.
27:56Are you still married?
27:58Are you divorced?
28:00Like, I'm still technically married, but I'm, like, started the process of divorce.
28:05So it's very new.
28:07Was this a hard conversation for you?
28:09Yeah.
28:10How far you are, though?
28:14Like, just now.
28:16Oh.
28:18Now.
28:20It never really felt like it was the end because he would still call me.
28:24He did call you?
28:24He called me two days ago, four in the morning.
28:26For what?
28:27It was an unknown number because I haven't blocked.
28:30Bro, that's crazy.
28:34And he was, like, why do you have me blocked?
28:36I'm, like, getting divorced.
28:40I didn't understand what she wants.
28:42Because if you want to move on, you have to remove your past.
28:46She always told me, like, no, I don't talk to him.
28:48You know, he called me.
28:49I don't answer.
28:49Like, I say, well, you don't got on his block.
28:52Well, you still answer her phone.
28:53You know, like...
28:54I think they were talking pretty much every night in Mexico.
28:57Every night?
28:58Well, at least often, yeah.
29:00That's what he said.
29:02Oh, my goodness.
29:03What is this?
29:07Honestly, if I never wanted to get divorced, like, he would still be mad.
29:11I wish we could have spoke about, like, nice stuff.
29:14Like, he could have spoke about my dog, could have spoke about his cats.
29:17You know, things that, if you know me, you know I like to talk about.
29:21Like, I could even see the way we were talking.
29:24Like, I was getting worked up and triggered again about my angst.
29:28I just was so closed off that night.
29:34Any hookahs with him back or something?
29:36I just love how he's, like, going right to the point.
29:40Yeah.
29:42We, like, hooked up after a few months because as much as that guy was horrible to me,
29:47I still had love for him.
29:49I'm shocked Sophie might be the red flag in this.
29:54And that's bad because I'm team Sophie.
29:56I'm going to hate Pedro, but I'm like, Sophie, what are you doing?
30:00It's like, on one hand, I appreciate her honesty.
30:03Yeah, yeah, of course.
30:05But then it's like, would you want to date a guy who's like, oh, yeah, me and my wife are
30:09getting divorced.
30:10Yeah, we just started the paperwork.
30:11By the way, I, like, bang her and we still talk.
30:14No.
30:16Ciao.
30:17Yeah, I think she's always going to be in love with Rob and always keep going back to Rob.
30:20It's like, they might as well just try to make it work, honestly.
30:24So we slept together.
30:26It's hard when you love someone.
30:27I can't just be like, I, you, bye, you know?
30:30It's like, I still...
30:30We're laughing.
30:32Oh, brother.
30:33What?
30:35Can you listen?
30:36You're supposed to be listening.
30:39Regardless of everything, when you're being nice to me, I forgot about all the bad memories.
30:45Why do you say that Rob called you at 4 a.m. from a blocked number?
30:49That's so cap.
30:50There's no way.
30:51There's no way.
30:52Are you acting like you don't know Rob?
30:54So he called me on an unknown number.
30:56And the first thing he said was, why did you block me?
30:58I called her because, you know, we'd hang out sometimes and, like, we weren't, like, beefing.
31:03So I hit her up just to say what's up and I see I'm blocked.
31:07And I'm like, did she block me?
31:10Because the only way to try is either you ask somebody else to call or you call Star 67 to
31:15see if it goes through.
31:16I call Star 67, it goes through.
31:18And she answers with an attitude, like, what do you want?
31:21And I'm like, you blocked me?
31:24And I'm just like, okay.
31:25I didn't see it coming.
31:27I wasn't expecting that, but all right.
31:28And then she goes and tells everybody how I hit her up all the time.
31:31It's her calling me.
31:32I put my life on it.
31:36I know.
31:37I never called her while I was in Tulum during Hunt for Love.
31:41I did not call her.
31:42She called me.
31:47How was your night?
31:48I worked a lot yesterday.
31:50Yeah.
31:50I was pretty tired from work.
31:52Yeah.
31:52Ah!
31:55Ah!
32:00Does Pedro remind you of Rob at all?
32:03They're not alike.
32:04Like, Rob's more like Big Ed than he is Pedro.
32:07No, like, seriously.
32:09Take away, like, the appearance.
32:11Say they're both, like, there are two just blobs, right?
32:14And one, they're both talking, and you can't hear their voices.
32:17Which one is which?
32:18Which one is Ed?
32:19Which one is Rob?
32:19I'm telling you, you would not know the difference.
32:21They sound the same.
32:22They talk the same.
32:23They have the same views.
32:25It's really strange.
32:26Pedro's, like, this nice blob over here.
32:29I'd be like, oh, that one's Pedro.
32:31The nice, lovely blob.
32:33And then Ed and Rob would be like, ah, women are so annoying.
32:37Remember when women were better back in the day?
32:40Like, shut up.
32:42Next, we're going to see your conversation with Jamal
32:45about all your family stuff.
32:47OK, cool.
32:48Let's just get it over with.
32:49Yeah.
32:49I'm probably going to cry, just so you know.
32:51But I'll be fine.
32:52OK.
32:55OK.
32:56OK.
32:56I got it.
33:02Um, you know, Larry's coming out here.
33:05Sorry.
33:06I wish I would have just handled this whole situation better.
33:13It's really hard to watch.
33:14How do you think it was going to be this hard?
33:17You know, but now I have to just...
33:19I wish you did, too.
33:23You hit him for so long.
33:28I'm like, how could my own mom, like, look me in my eyes when she knows I have a whole
33:34brother?
33:37I don't think you ever would have told me.
33:39And that's a huge thing for me.
33:43I placed Larry for adoption.
33:45I did not tell Jamal.
33:47So on Mother's Day two years ago, Larry sent me a DM on my social media.
33:53And he was like, hi, I'm your birth son.
33:58And the first thing I remember when I read it, my heart just dropped.
34:03And I remember the first thing I said was, OK, um, what's your birthday?
34:08And he told me his birthday.
34:10And I was like, and then he sent me pictures of him.
34:15And I was like, oh, my God, this is my twin.
34:21And my first thought was, how am I going to tell Jamal?
34:24And I remember thinking, like, I can't tell him right now because I have to process this, you know?
34:29I've held everything in for 35 years because I just couldn't imagine, like, me and Jamal having this conversation.
34:37I couldn't even think, like, this is OK.
34:40This was not OK.
34:43I'm sorry that I hurt you so bad.
34:45I don't know.
34:45I don't know what else.
34:46I f*** up, you know?
34:48Like, I don't know what else to say to fix it.
34:51I just didn't know how to say it.
34:54I just find out that, you know, like, that she adopted her orphanage house.
34:59And you never tell me.
35:01You having the children, it's not even big, big a deal.
35:03But not telling me, it's a big pain.
35:06If I had this whole f***ing family and you knew about it.
35:12I'm sorry, that's f***ed up.
35:14Yeah.
35:17This is really hard for me.
35:25So, um, my mom had, like, called me one day.
35:29She'd been weird for, like, months.
35:31She was, like, erratic all the time, upset, depressed.
35:35She called me and she was crying and she was like, I need to tell you something.
35:38She was like, I have been keeping a secret from you.
35:42Um, you have a full-blood brother who's older than you.
35:46And I put him up for adoption.
35:48And I was like, why are you telling me this now?
35:51And she was like, well, he reached out to me.
35:53And I was like, today?
35:54And she was like, no, like, three months ago.
35:57And I was like, so you haven't told me for three months?
36:00I was like, why haven't you said anything?
36:02Yeah.
36:02And she was like, well, he does think he's been talking to you.
36:08Um, my mom had gave him, like, a fake number and was, like, catfishing him as me for, like,
36:15three months and didn't say anything.
36:17What?
36:18And it got to a point where he wanted to, like, talk to me on the phone.
36:24And, um, she ran out of, like, options.
36:30I'm just, like, imagining, like, if my mom did that to me, like, I can feel it.
36:33I would feel so, it's like a betrayal, you know, in someone that you're supposed to trust.
36:38And especially for so many years.
36:40And it's just, like, has completely, like, it's just, like, completely has, like, my, like, trust with, like, relationships.
36:55I understand, because.
37:04Like, growing up without, like, a dad.
37:06And then especially being, like, so close with your mom.
37:10And having that feeling of, like, we only have each other.
37:13Yeah.
37:14And I would feel so betrayed.
37:17Like, it's a very, like, lonely feeling you're probably going through.
37:22Yeah.
37:23Can I give you a hug?
37:24Yeah.
37:24I was like, I don't want it to be weird.
37:26But honestly, like, I really understand.
37:29And I'm really sorry that you're going through it.
37:31And, like, if you ever want to talk to anyone about it, like, you can reach out.
37:36Yeah.
37:36I appreciate you, Soph.
37:39What do you think you even want to do with Larry once he comes out here?
37:42Like, what's next?
37:42You think you're going to have, like, a deep talk with him?
37:44I have to have a deep talk with him.
37:46About what?
37:48About the other one.
37:51Honey, you did what was right for you.
37:58No.
38:01Yes.
38:03Oh, my God.
38:09Yes.
38:12Oh.
38:24I low-key, like, catfished my own son.
38:27And I'm just like, what kind of person does that?
38:30Like, what kind of person does that?
38:32But I felt like I was protecting him until I could get the nerve to tell him.
38:38And I don't think he'll ever understand that.
38:40I did not handle it the most stellar way.
38:43And I'm not proud.
38:51I felt really, like, backed into a wall, you know?
38:55And I was still processing everything.
38:58Like, I was still trying to process all of this.
39:02Is that what?
39:03And I'm not mad at Larry at all.
39:05Like, he wanted to meet his brother.
39:06He's his full-blown brother.
39:08But it was, like, so much pressure.
39:09And I just couldn't, like, I didn't know what to do.
39:12I couldn't call his dad and ask him, like, his advice.
39:14You know, my mom's not here.
39:16And so I did some shady, you know?
39:19And so that's why his reaction is like that.
39:21Because it's not like I just kept his brother away from him.
39:24I kept this whole texting thing, you know?
39:29And that's a lot of the reason for his anger is, like, he's like, my mom did this to me.
39:33Like, my mom did this to me.
39:35And I don't know how I'm going to come back from this.
39:38You will, though.
39:40You're going to be good.
39:45You got this.
39:47I got this.
39:52Next time on Between the Sheets.
39:55The theme is called Between the Toes.
39:58What is that?
39:59Oh, my God.
40:00It feels like shit.
40:01Babe, your feet are so crusty.
40:04It's like Parmesan shoots coming off your feet right now.
40:09Yo, what the fuck are you doing?
40:11Why are you doing this to us?
40:12Doing what?
40:13I'm not a tea expert by any means.
40:15Okay.
40:16And I'm definitely, definitely not getting the jasmine tea.
40:19What is wrong with you?
40:21What?
40:21That's what it says.
40:22I know what it says.
40:23But why would you say that?
40:24Not a good way for a first meet, right?
40:26Oh, my God.
40:27Help me.
40:28You need to close your mouth.
40:31Yesterday, I was talking to Liz.
40:33She told me, like, maybe you have another guy in your mind.
40:37But...
40:37He didn't say that.
40:38Are you sure that she want to be with you?
40:40No.
40:41It's still confusing to me because it's like,
40:44Pedro had already got his answer.
40:46It changed everything.
40:48I mean, you know, we've had some success.
40:52It's a grower, you know?
40:53But it's very majestic when it's fully, you know, realized.
40:58She told her friends I have a micropenis while we're in Mexico.
41:03It's not true.
41:04Oh, okay.
41:05It just sucks, dude.
41:07I knew about my sister when I was 12,
41:09and then I found out about Larry a year ago.
41:12Why in that gap you didn't just tell me?
41:15I found out about my sister in complete accident.
41:17My mom and grandma were talking about her.
41:19I thought I was sleeping.
41:20I have a sister?
41:21I did this to protect myself and to protect them all.
41:26I have to live with this.
41:27It's a Sue?
41:29It's a Sue?
41:30It's a Sue?
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