00:01The World War II
00:05The World War II
00:09The World War II
00:11The World War II
00:32Go away.
00:34Derek, open up. It's me.
00:37I'm sorry, traveler. You must have lost your way.
00:39No one lives here by that name.
00:40Right, sorry. I mean, Eric, I've got your mail.
00:57Billy Zane. It's been years.
01:00Where's my regular mail person, Ingvar?
01:03He couldn't make it. I was in the neighborhood. I thought I'd stop by.
01:08Got your Netflix?
01:11Oh, Jack Ryan.
01:13And Jack Reacher.
01:15Tonight's going to be a total jack-off.
01:18You got something else here.
01:22What is it?
01:24Open it.
01:40Greetings, Derek, to Launder.
01:43Are you a box troll?
01:46That's Alexania Etos, owner of the largest fashion empire in the world.
01:51Because you are one of the world's true fishing icons,
01:56I have personally selected you to come to Rome,
02:01the eternal city, to model my nowest collection by my hooties now designer, Don Atari.
02:13Who?
02:15Don Atari.
02:17He's it in fashion right now.
02:19People would die to be in this show.
02:20I can't.
02:22I'm a hermit crab now.
02:26I already told you!
02:28It's like you're not even listening to me!
02:36Derek.
02:40Maybe it's time to engage with the world again.
02:45Think about it, man.
02:46This could be a sign.
02:47What if it's a stop sign, Billy?
02:50I used to be a successful model slash fashion icon.
02:55Now I'm just a model slash failure.
02:59Slash guy who is still a model slash father.
03:02Slash guy who killed his wife using cheap building materials that collapsed on her.
03:08Slash guy who has got to stop beating himself up about that.
03:12Slash guy who couldn't make spaghetti soft, so they took away his son,
03:16so Slash now is alone and hiding from the world.
03:20Slash.
03:23Slash, have you ever even tried to get your son back?
03:30You can do that?
03:32Yeah.
03:32You hire a litigator.
03:34He files the appropriate paperwork.
03:35But I don't even know where he is.
03:38First things first.
03:40If you take this job that Alexania is offering you,
03:44you could prove to Child Services that you are a productive member of society again.
03:51Go to Rome.
03:53Find yourself.
03:55Become the father you were meant to be.
03:58And get your boy back.
04:13Safe journey, my friend.
04:17Thanks, Billy.
04:18I don't know.
05:07What do you got?
05:18Fallen chain, not happy.
05:30Sorry, I'm late.
05:32Oh, my gosh.
05:34I was finishing up Shavasana, and this sandstorm kicked up out of nowhere.
05:39I'm okay, though.
05:41Ah, Natalka, you look beautiful.
05:44Really?
05:45Yes, really.
05:47Dinner is ruined.
05:51I told you not to wait for me, didn't I?
05:54Remember we talked about this.
05:56Can't we just take it slow?
05:58When I met you guys two years ago, it was the best orgy of my life.
06:02Let's get back to that feeling.
06:05It's there.
06:10Ansel, every relationship has to evolve, and somehow you've managed to stay the same.
06:18But you're going to have to change my man, because change she is a coming.
06:22What?
06:32Natalka.
06:39All of you.
06:46How is this even possible?
06:49We thought you'd be happy.
06:51Well, I am happy.
06:55It's just a lot to process, and that's what I'm doing.
06:59To be honest, I've never seen myself in this role, you know, as a...
07:03You mean a father?
07:06Uh-huh.
07:08Let me...
07:09I want to check on these.
07:10On the camel here.
07:20Who am I?
07:25Who am I?
07:26Hey, Hansel.
07:32Really sane.
07:35Got your Netflix.
07:38And this.
07:56I'm going to be...
07:58I'm going to be...
07:59I'm going to be...
07:59I'm going to be...
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