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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy
Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, SkylifterCoin.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:57This is so hard.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Hey, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So...
00:03:02In that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:21What is this?
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Guacamole wizard.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59That would clean goes into school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:34Wait...
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:01Even I can feel the tension in the room...
00:07:04But we're into...
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49The liver ends up with her.
00:07:50The liver must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you.
00:08:19And you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah. Get ready.
00:08:46Okay. No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:05Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:37Now.
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:43Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I'm a boyfriend, do we? That is... shocking.
00:10:33Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't flatter yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, no.
00:10:54I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:26Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:38Oh, my God.
00:12:40Oh, my God.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:48Oh, my God.
00:12:50Oh, my God.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:05Strip.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:34dasKing eighths.
00:13:35They're all gangbers.οΏ½οΏ½
00:13:38They're
00:13:41all gangbers. The School
00:13:52enemy
00:13:52is the ally and girlfriend? They're
00:13:55all away for you!
00:13:58Stop it!
00:13:59Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my god!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos
00:14:43for random men!
00:14:46It was got more personality than
00:14:47all of you combined. And if you mess with her,
00:14:49you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies
00:15:13when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat
00:15:34somehow...
00:15:35become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks
00:15:59in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me
00:16:05like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring
00:16:07a little hope to my family
00:16:08and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:12I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me,
00:16:17but at the same time
00:16:18he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better
00:16:39if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44Well, after school,
00:16:45at the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring bars.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:42Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:42Guacamole Wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole Wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22I called me.
00:19:24So you thought that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole Wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Pick out your horn and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hillary anymore?
00:20:18I don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22you want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:33I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:38got it let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:46got it let's go
00:20:55uh thank you wow never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03why do you keep following me around I just
00:21:07I happen to see you were you waiting on someone yeah my boyfriend actually
00:21:16well he he kind of stood me up so maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23maybe you're gonna do it nice to them
00:21:25Cole are you being nice to me
00:21:29you thought we were enemies I mean I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:21:33so not that annoying maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers are you
00:21:38trying to play with my feelings coldness because it's not gonna work I'm like
00:21:42those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend use make you fall for her
00:21:55he he makes me feel safe you wouldn't understand though
00:22:05I don't understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12I don't see why you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring I'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you that slow like you too
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:10I love my boyfriend and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind and he loves me for who I am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:37Cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:42there's nothing
00:23:43Cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:54champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was I thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:08but why did I want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19really are you okay
00:24:21you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:25nobody
00:24:26which hospital are you staying at
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't I look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:36so are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:04you
00:25:06oh
00:25:06me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it?
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we could do know each other more
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do?
00:25:38it's none of your business but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know
00:25:59I don't know
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall I say victim?
00:26:06are you jealous of me?
00:26:07jealous?
00:26:07me?
00:26:08jealous?
00:26:09no, why would I be jealous?
00:26:11oh because I think you still secretly want me
00:26:13you are so
00:26:14full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really?
00:26:24this woman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28not
00:26:29sorry
00:26:30am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe try something new
00:26:36mm-mm
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56it was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:11why don't we regret it?
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32anyway
00:27:32I've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:36so you want me?
00:27:40I think you know what y'all want you
00:27:45do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:58anyone in here?
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay?
00:28:07oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:10great
00:28:11good job
00:28:11nice
00:28:17thank you
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20what didn't happen?
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey Jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28relax I'm not dead
00:28:29wait
00:28:30car accident?
00:28:31guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh?
00:28:51are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53do I know you?
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:07he was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I'm not gonna make this anymore
00:29:12Cole
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys?
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28was there something that you wanted Cole?
00:29:31hey
00:29:32just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right?
00:29:38how did you know that?
00:29:40tough day huh?
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be Cole
00:29:47could he?
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead?
00:29:57well you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:59you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:10Cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here Cole?
00:30:13we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:17right?
00:30:17tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:19and we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38hey!
00:30:40what if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43wait seriously?
00:30:44yeah!
00:30:45just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:51alright you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought guacamole wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01but if he's really Jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08about the report or about him?
00:31:10why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:15maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that?
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01too cheesy?
00:32:02no it's cute
00:32:04the accident?
00:32:06the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think?
00:32:12you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20hey can we not?
00:32:24hey can we not?
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem?
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:38that's weak shit?
00:32:39is this weak shit?
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00cold put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:03put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool?
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:31like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37jen
00:33:38you wanna go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:40jen
00:33:41you wanna go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:44we're both hot
00:33:45and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message guacamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom?
00:34:09and the dean's list
00:34:10wow
00:34:19um i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay?
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30hayley?
00:34:40jeez
00:34:41god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:47there you go
00:34:52oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00here we are
00:35:17i don't put a problem with jake
00:35:19i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do?
00:35:24how do you know i like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because
00:35:29i pay attention to what you like
00:35:32i noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:36you were watching me?
00:35:38just
00:35:38just don't go to promenade
00:35:54move
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:58again
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04obviously i do
00:36:05okay then break them up idiot
00:36:07um
00:36:08what do i do?
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:17hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom
00:36:21alright i promise
00:36:22yeah?
00:36:23really like who?
00:36:24i mean the whole school hates me except for jake
00:36:27and you
00:36:28but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:33oh hey jake
00:36:34hey how
00:36:35um
00:36:36i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38the other night
00:36:40the other night?
00:36:42yeah it was
00:36:44so
00:36:45sexy
00:36:47you're so sexy
00:36:48jake what are you talking about
00:36:50oh
00:36:52i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh shit look
00:37:06oh shit
00:37:07oh shit
00:37:08come on
00:37:09oh
00:37:11oh
00:37:11oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:13oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:16oh
00:37:16oh
00:37:16oh my god
00:37:30principal stevens
00:37:33i'm so sorry
00:37:45hayley rock
00:37:47that's detention
00:37:48after school
00:37:50oh
00:37:50oh
00:37:50oh
00:37:50oh
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole,
00:38:34every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:29Oh, sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jet.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you...
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen!
00:39:58What's going on over there?
00:40:10What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirm is burning!
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today after school.
00:40:20Oh, shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey!
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:36I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And...
00:41:43I'm sure...
00:41:45You're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole...
00:41:57If you look past...
00:41:58All that hair gel and...
00:42:01Big ol' ego and...
00:42:03Rich kid for bra.
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:04I-I get it.
00:42:08You're kinda sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh my God!
00:42:17Thank you!
00:42:19Oh my God!
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh my God.
00:42:50Oh!
00:42:50Morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:53Oh my God!
00:42:56Oh my God!
00:42:56I can't believe it!
00:42:59Valley Whore!
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh my God!
00:43:25Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages!
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard!
00:43:31Hey, Valley Whore!
00:43:32Show them what you really like.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:05was that
00:44:05kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:17is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd tip the janitor some time
00:44:58jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:35sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:50all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:20you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care and i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what not over my dead body
00:46:31oh because you like that hailey girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward message him
00:46:56just do it just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:18please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got the ceiling
00:47:45just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you mom
00:48:15hey hailey
00:48:16i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18hi
00:48:19hi
00:48:20hey vax
00:48:20your house is gorgeous
00:48:22i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood honey
00:48:24you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:28get drunk girl
00:48:28woo
00:48:43what are you doing here
00:48:44valley whore
00:48:47looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:52valley whore
00:48:57jen why are you doing this
00:48:59what have i even done to you
00:49:00to me
00:49:00oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:10did you know that
00:49:11hayley
00:49:11she's a little pervy princess
00:49:14pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:20pervy princess
00:49:23hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25leave me alone
00:49:27is there a fire
00:49:28okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43call
00:49:54oh
00:49:55oh
00:49:56oh
00:49:57oh
00:49:58oh
00:49:58oh
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:27okay Cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's
00:50:35okay
00:50:35you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an
00:50:45idiot
00:50:46hey wait wait please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57you didn't have to go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate
00:51:01you then what were you trying to do I guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:06bonus I knew I shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again Cole get in the car
00:51:34can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:37Haley I already assumed that's who this was
00:51:40hi Mr. Evans so you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life
00:51:47well I've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable
00:51:53family
00:51:54and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:01stay away from him or I swear to God your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family
00:52:11I'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:24you think a good person looks like I hate everything about you I hate all of it
00:52:29I don't want any part of it so Cole go with your dad
00:52:36Haley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51Haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi Haley I'm Emma I know you are
00:53:11right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life
00:53:16so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks Emma
00:53:28okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go
00:53:35you're so cool
00:53:37I know Emma
00:53:38wanna go to prom
00:53:39why not
00:53:42let's get these lovers together
00:53:49hi Mr. Edmond
00:53:50hi Max
00:53:51and Max's friend
00:53:52sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:55Cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is
00:53:58but it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:00what can I say Max
00:54:02actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no Cole is grounded
00:54:07well that really sucks because he is also the president of the prom committee
00:54:13we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:16Cole
00:54:16my son Cole
00:54:18reviewing budgets
00:54:19he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22well Mr. Edmond today could be that day
00:54:24and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44Max what
00:54:46what are you guys doing here
00:54:47happy birthday Cole
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:51just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:54what's going on
00:54:55dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell Haley who you are now
00:54:59you can be together
00:55:00just log into this stupid game
00:55:02and tell the girl who you love
00:55:03who you really are
00:55:05no
00:55:06I'll tell her on myself
00:55:07stick me in your car
00:55:15I'm a lizard
00:55:19mom I'm fine
00:55:20I just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door
00:55:32wait what
00:55:34he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48anyway I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:53and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who I was
00:55:56I got my inheritance
00:55:58and I can protect you and your family
00:55:59so you don't have to choose
00:56:14I understand that this changes things
00:56:17if you don't love me the way
00:56:20you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23I need you to know I love you
00:56:37Nicole I love you
00:56:38you do?
00:56:41yes you idiot
00:56:42I've loved you for months
00:56:44I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:55I mean I
00:56:57I always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes
00:57:03I hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:08you're hot and
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:12you're really fucking hot
00:57:16hey uh
00:57:17one of those things I said we could do
00:57:21there you go
00:57:22yeah
00:57:25I'll take my clothes off
00:57:27you're getting there don't worry
00:57:28mm-hmm
00:57:31I'm so beyond you
00:57:33just beyond me
00:57:36I'm so beyond you
00:57:38just beyond me
00:57:45just beyond me
00:57:50okay so
00:57:51what do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54oh
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55we'll do again
00:57:56I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:03all right that's fair
00:58:04I'll uh
00:58:06I'll take that as a win
00:58:11what is my life now?
00:58:13am I being nice to Cole Agnance?
00:58:15mm
00:58:16oh god no
00:58:17I fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:22no I'll just
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it
00:58:25there's always been lust behind it
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute
00:58:29stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32same
00:58:34isn't promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but
00:58:40the real question is
00:58:42do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47oh
00:58:47I would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but
00:58:49Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:56but I don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:39Cole
00:59:39are you here?
00:59:41Cole
00:59:42are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45you can't just park into my house like this
00:59:48I see you Cole
00:59:48you are a big pro
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there?
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay
01:00:15I'm ready
01:00:27what do you think?
01:00:31my god Haley
01:00:32you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen
01:00:37uh uh uh
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up
01:00:42for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:47Dale
01:00:50thank you all
01:00:51for using the prom voting site
01:00:53to cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:06thank you
01:01:07oh my god
01:01:09thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:13I mean like
01:01:14who else would win
01:01:15right
01:01:15oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22oh my god
01:01:24that's Haley and Cole
01:01:26it was fun
01:01:28it's great
01:01:28you got
01:01:32here uh
01:01:34most time that's up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but
01:01:37who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:44ew literally what the fuck
01:01:46damn
01:01:46language
01:01:47I am the queen okay
01:01:49she's just a little
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51come on
01:01:52everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:01:56pervy princess
01:02:01wait
01:02:03wait wait wait
01:02:04what are those
01:02:05those are texts
01:02:06between me and my dad
01:02:06make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:10his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy
01:02:15if I can't have him
01:02:17no one can
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:21is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy
01:02:26who did this?
01:02:27who did this?
01:02:31what?
01:02:32you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know Jen
01:02:38as the principal
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45but quite frankly
01:02:47you are the worst
01:02:49and I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:57so uh
01:02:57yes I can
01:03:07there was no winter chick
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:17Haley
01:03:18catch
01:03:23my princess finally has her crown
01:03:27now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh
01:03:30yeah no can do
01:03:31all I have to offer
01:03:33is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38oof
01:03:39how can I refuse?
01:03:46oh no
01:03:47that's my turn
01:03:50we are going home
01:03:51right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah I'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet
01:04:03you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of Haley
01:04:08and you can accept that
01:04:09or I'll make my own path
01:04:11and best believe me I can
01:04:13I'll say this
01:04:15that's the most backbone I've ever seen in you Cole
01:04:20joy pro
01:04:28I am so proud of you
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my son
01:04:35that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39well so
01:04:41I love you Bella Quinn
01:04:42I love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god I gotta change that username
01:04:46yeah I love you
01:04:47yeah I love you
01:04:48yeah I love you
01:04:49yeah I love you
01:04:49yeah I love you
01:04:51yeah I love you
01:04:51yeah I love you
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01:04:59yeah I love you
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01:05:02yeah I love you
01:05:03You
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