π First Dates (2013) - Season 25 Episode 1
Welcome back to the iconic restaurant where real people take their first step toward love! In Season 25, Episode [1], meet new singles with unique stories, heartfelt hopes, and a dash of nervous excitement. From awkward silences to unexpected chemistry, every date is a journey worth watching.
πΉ Episode Highlights:
β’ [E1 Hook: "Fresh faces, first impressions & that unforgettable opener"]
β’ [E2 Hook: "Second-time daters, bold confessions & surprise sparks"]
β’ Genuine reactions, heartfelt conversations & the legendary maitre d' wisdom
β’ Behind-the-scenes moments you won't see on broadcast
πΉ Series Info:
β’ Format: Reality Dating / Documentary-Style Romance
β’ Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / International Syndication
β’ Season: 25 | Episode: [1]
β’ Language: English (Original Audio)
β’ Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
π§ Prefer audio? Listen to First Dates podcasts on Spotify & Apple Podcasts.
π Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Who was your favorite dater this episode?" Turn on notifications π so you never miss a new upload!
#FirstDates #FirstDatesS25 #RealityDating #UKTV #DatingShow #LoveStories #Channel4 #RomanceReality #S25E[1] #BingeWatch
β οΈ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "First Dates" belong to Channel 4 and Hungry Bear Media. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
Welcome back to the iconic restaurant where real people take their first step toward love! In Season 25, Episode [1], meet new singles with unique stories, heartfelt hopes, and a dash of nervous excitement. From awkward silences to unexpected chemistry, every date is a journey worth watching.
πΉ Episode Highlights:
β’ [E1 Hook: "Fresh faces, first impressions & that unforgettable opener"]
β’ [E2 Hook: "Second-time daters, bold confessions & surprise sparks"]
β’ Genuine reactions, heartfelt conversations & the legendary maitre d' wisdom
β’ Behind-the-scenes moments you won't see on broadcast
πΉ Series Info:
β’ Format: Reality Dating / Documentary-Style Romance
β’ Original Network: Channel 4 (UK) / International Syndication
β’ Season: 25 | Episode: [1]
β’ Language: English (Original Audio)
β’ Runtime: ~60 minutes (full) | Clip/Highlight version: ~8-12 min
π§ Prefer audio? Listen to First Dates podcasts on Spotify & Apple Podcasts.
π Enjoying the series? Hit LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, and comment: "Who was your favorite dater this episode?" Turn on notifications π so you never miss a new upload!
#FirstDates #FirstDatesS25 #RealityDating #UKTV #DatingShow #LoveStories #Channel4 #RomanceReality #S25E[1] #BingeWatch
β οΈ Copyright Disclaimer: This video is shared for promotional, review, and informational purposes only. All rights to "First Dates" belong to Channel 4 and Hungry Bear Media. This upload complies with Fair Use guidelines (Section 107, U.S. Copyright Act). No copyright infringement intended.
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00:02Do you feel a bit rusty? Yes, very rusty. Definitely need a WD for our day. I need some
00:09help. It's hard out there. I am very single at the moment. I've run out of swipes. I've
00:16completed Tinder. In the heart of Britain's most romantic city, Fred and his team, this is Captain
00:26Fur Potato, are matching hopeful singletons. We're getting married, Merlin. In a place
00:32where love is always on the menu. I've got a bit in your finger. You didn't go that far down
00:37the strip.
00:40These daters. He probably thinks I'm having a poo or something. Are searching for the one.
00:49Would you chase me around the bedroom? Absolutely. Get your coat. I'm in. For some,
00:54stepping into the unknown can lead to surprising sparks. I work in the adult industry. Do you
01:02have an office for that? I have a dungeon. But finding a connection. A love story is about
01:09to begin. Shut up! Isn't always easy. Please tell me you actually last longer than three minutes.
01:18Help me! In the end, it comes down to one big question. Would you guys like to see each
01:30other again? This isn't at all quick, is it? This is the First Dates Restaurants.
01:45I'm single. I'm always waiting for the right person. And it's really about chemistry for me.
01:51Get your coat on your board. Which is kind of exciting. Yes. Boom. Let's go.
01:59It's just so tangible. That body language when you can see two people at a table.
02:05I'm more of a lover than a foyer. All right, Rocky.
02:07It's like a full on three part drama. Is this a swoon moment?
02:12Do you know what I mean? It's grey. I've not felt that, like, igniting spark and, like,
02:20the butterflies in my belly for an extremely long period of time. And that's what I'm looking for.
02:26One, two, three, four. 27-year-old yoga teacher Nicole runs two businesses and is looking for a
02:33man who doesn't think in cliches. Guys see it as she's a yoga teacher, she's going to be flexible,
02:38she's going to be getting in bed. But I'm actually quite a nice person as well.
02:43Place one foot forward facing that way. Are you going to join in?
02:47I don't know. What are you doing?
02:48Doing a warrior pose. Doing a warrior pose.
02:49Oh, my God. Yes.
02:51Bit of yoga before the date. I mean, you do what you got to do.
02:55Open up this right arm and take it up to the sky.
03:01Do you ever do yoga? Sun salutations like this.
03:08And then you're supposed to bend over.
03:10Like, like, really? Oh, God. Can you touch your toes?
03:14No, not today. That's how you're going to hand drinks over to people now.
03:19It's, yeah. Over this part, certainly.
03:22I've actually put all of my love into running both my yoga businesses.
03:26Now I'm happy. I want to be happier with someone.
03:29What are your thoughts about a mystery man?
03:31I'm looking for a man that can scoop me up and make me feel like a princess.
03:37I love, like, Paul Maskell. I just love his vibe, facial hair, his, like, scrappy hair on his head.
03:44Even if he's got a bit of a mullet, I'm okay with that.
03:50I would describe myself as quite a calming presence, maybe.
03:5524-year-old mindfulness teacher Matthew is here to manifest his dream woman.
04:00Natural beauty is important to me.
04:02I think my ideal woman would be at least my age or a couple of years older, emotionally mature.
04:08And if they had a spiritual side, then that would be a massive plus.
04:12You look so chilled.
04:14Ah, thank you so much.
04:16I have seen some relaxed walk, but this is a very zen walk.
04:23Let me take your coat.
04:24Thank you so much. Thank you.
04:33Hello.
04:34How are you?
04:35I'm good.
04:36Lovely to meet you.
04:37Lovely to meet you.
04:37Oh, it's so nice to finally, like, actually see you.
04:40What's your name?
04:41Nicole.
04:41Nicole.
04:42Yeah.
04:42Matthew.
04:43Matthew.
04:44How are you feeling?
04:45I'm really excited.
04:48Isn't it beautiful, by the way?
04:49Thank you so much.
04:51Hello, buddy.
04:51What can I get you?
04:52A passion fruit mojito or something?
04:53I can do that.
04:54Yeah.
04:55Cheers.
04:56Mojito it is.
04:57You're with mojito?
04:57Yeah.
04:58Speaking my language.
04:59Yeah.
05:00By the way, your eyes are, like, beautiful.
05:03Blue?
05:04Yeah, they're, like, a blue, sometimes grey, sometimes green.
05:08Very nice.
05:08Yeah, I love it.
05:10Cheers.
05:10So let's finally meet you.
05:11Lovely to meet you.
05:16Returning to the restaurant is Kerry, a retired police detective whose last date wasn't arresting,
05:22but she's still on the case.
05:25I was in two minds about coming back, but it's got to get better, surely, anyway, so you're right.
05:31Where are you from?
05:32Originally New York City.
05:33I love it.
05:34Have you been to New York?
05:35No, it's full of Americans, isn't it?
05:40I'd say it's the worst date I've ever been on in my whole life, ever.
05:45The bare minimum that I wanted was a laugh and a nice experience, and it didn't happen.
05:51Hello, Fred.
05:52How are you?
05:53I love your twins.
05:54You scrub up well.
05:55Oh, thank you.
05:57So what happened last time?
05:58No connection, no conversation, no flirting.
06:02Flat.
06:03Yeah, absolutely.
06:04Dry as a bone.
06:05Right.
06:05All right, let's go to the bar.
06:07Thanks, Fred.
06:08Will you win some, you lose some?
06:11And we're all in some.
06:12Oh, hello, then.
06:12We are your wingmen.
06:13You're back.
06:14I couldn't wish for two better wingmen.
06:15I'm back.
06:16Sit down.
06:16Get comfortable first.
06:17Let's get you a drink.
06:18Um, a lovely limey gin.
06:21Lots of ice.
06:22Lots of ice.
06:22With tonic.
06:23Yeah, that's the one.
06:25What happened, man?
06:26He was quite rude to the waiter.
06:28Oh, oh.
06:29I wore my special dress.
06:30No compliments.
06:31Last time it was black vamp leather.
06:34Yeah.
06:35Today, I've gone for a different look.
06:36Right.
06:37Sunday school teacher.
06:38Okay, but that's not going to change your personality though, is it?
06:40No, absolutely not.
06:41Well, there we go.
06:42No.
06:42Right.
06:43This date, I've actually set my bar really low.
06:46One more go.
06:47I'd love to meet somebody where there is a spark, but I'm not going to have these high
06:51expectations because it's possibly going to lead me to disappointment.
06:56Hiya.
06:58Kerry's date is Andy, a tennis coach hoping today's match scores love all.
07:04Someone said to me the other day, I'm like a neon light sparkling away.
07:07Feels so good.
07:09I still believe in old-fashioned romance.
07:11You lying here next to me.
07:12I still believe in flowers.
07:14I still believe in opening doors for ladies.
07:18So flirting is a big thing for me.
07:20That flirting begins straight away.
07:25He's a rock star.
07:27How are you?
07:28I'm very good, Fred.
07:29I'm very good.
07:30Nice to meet you.
07:31What an entrance.
07:32Thank you very much.
07:33It's no.
07:35Okay, your date is at the bar.
07:37Brilliant.
07:37She is really great.
07:39I'll let you in.
07:40Take care, man.
07:41Thank you, Fred.
07:41Enjoy.
07:42Enjoy.
07:42That's for you.
07:43Hiya.
07:44Hello.
07:45Hiya.
07:46How are you doing?
07:46How are you doing?
07:47You look lovely.
07:47These are for you.
07:48Oh, wow.
07:50That's showing off, isn't it?
07:51Wow, that's one of the best.
07:52I'm Andy.
07:53Nice to meet you.
07:53I'm Kerry.
07:54Nice to meet you.
07:55That is just phenomenal.
07:56I love your dress.
07:57Oh, thank you.
07:58I chose it especially.
07:59It's the Sunday school teacher look.
08:01Are you a Sunday school teacher?
08:02No, I'm not.
08:03Far from.
08:04Hello, man.
08:05Hi, Merlin.
08:07Andy, really nice to meet you, Andy.
08:09That's a fantastic jacket.
08:10Isn't it?
08:10Thank you very much.
08:10I love that.
08:11I'm impressed.
08:12Yeah, I love it.
08:12Merlin, look.
08:13And flowers.
08:14Oh, we're getting married.
08:18Kerry's on the sherry.
08:19What about you, Andy?
08:21I'm going to ask you for a slow, comfortable screw.
08:23Yeah, cool.
08:24Because why wouldn't you do that?
08:25I wish I knew.
08:26We could have had one together.
08:29I am well impressed with the flowers.
08:30That is a nice touch.
08:31Last time I went on a date and took some flowers was probably 20,
08:3430 years ago.
08:35Blind date, I think I've only ever been on two.
08:37One was when I was in the police.
08:40Are you a policeman?
08:41Not now, but I was.
08:43Do you know what?
08:44I'm ex-copper as well.
08:45Are you really?
08:46Yeah.
08:46So what do you do now?
08:47I'm a tennis coach now.
08:48Lovely.
08:49You play tennis?
08:49No, crap it.
08:50I don't know.
08:51You could teach me something new.
08:52I don't know.
08:53Merlin, you're a star.
08:55Thank you very much.
08:55My mind is blown.
08:56Cheers.
08:57Cheers.
09:02Great yogurt for me is what I have every single breakfast.
09:04Same.
09:04Great yogurt.
09:07Look at these two over there.
09:09I mean, it's clear they've got chemistry.
09:11It's not like how when I want a Greek yogurt girl for breakfast.
09:13You want me for breakfast?
09:14No, I don't want it.
09:16There is a sexual attraction.
09:18There is the intellectual attraction.
09:20It's clear they've got it.
09:21Yeah, because it's almost like there's just a thing connecting them.
09:26So what's your job?
09:27Like, yeah.
09:29I own a yoga business.
09:31And then I actually have my own wellness venue now.
09:34It's a 24-foot yurt in the South Downs National Park.
09:39I literally run wellness retreats for living.
09:42And it's so weird.
09:43One day, my dream would be to open a retreat center at the South Downs National Park.
09:47Stop.
09:47Yeah, I haven't told anyone then.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Wow.
09:51Love it.
09:52I've just got to take some tablets as well.
09:55That's OK.
09:55Yeah, of course.
09:56Yeah, no worries.
10:00So I actually have cystic fibrosis.
10:02OK.
10:03What is it, if you don't mind me asking?
10:04Yeah.
10:05It's a lifelong condition.
10:07You're born with it.
10:07There's no cure.
10:08It's a deteriorating condition.
10:10So I was quite a healthy child up until I was about seven.
10:15OK.
10:15I was suffering from a chest infection that lasted about three years.
10:18And I was in hospital every three months.
10:23Having cystic fibrosis is a really isolating condition.
10:26Because when you go into hospital, you're in your own cubicle room due to cross infection.
10:30You're physically poorly, but then you're mentally stuck in a box.
10:34It's like prison.
10:35I'm taking about 30 tablets a day and I do different physiotherapy.
10:39But as you get older, maybe there'll be spells in hospital or battling a new chest infection or FOMO.
10:46Fear of missing out is not a great one for me.
10:48My parents were told that I'd only live until I was 16.
10:51I think I have mentally blocked it out as a way of coping.
10:58In 2020, this brand new modulator therapy came about and it kind of was a big turning point for me.
11:04And touch wood, I've been pretty well ever since.
11:10Last year, I started paying into a pension.
11:12Oh, really?
11:13So, I'm like, I'm going to be old.
11:17I've always had to pick myself up, but I would love a partner to say to me,
11:22don't worry, I've got that.
11:23Don't worry, I can help you.
11:25Because I've not had that.
11:27You're quite an independent person, I feel like.
11:28You come across as, yeah.
11:31When actually, I want to feel like a princess and looked after.
11:34Of course.
11:34How old are you?
11:35Guess.
11:37You're 29.
11:39I'm 24.
11:40I'm 24.
11:4124?
11:42You're 24?
11:45You've shocked me.
11:46Yeah, because I thought you were older.
11:48Interesting.
11:53So, what do you do for fun then, Kerry?
11:56I touch myself.
11:58Are you all right there, love?
12:00You just say, I thought I heard you say that.
12:02I thought you were hoping I said that.
12:04No, you did say that.
12:05You did say that.
12:06I like that.
12:06That is a dirty laugh.
12:08I like that.
12:15Come out, Cho.
12:17He's the guy I saw at the fucking train station.
12:20You're the train station?
12:22You're the front door.
12:24So, I said I bet he's my date tomorrow.
12:26Ooh.
12:27What's he like?
12:28He's gorgeous.
12:29He's got beautiful blue eyes.
12:31He's so nice.
12:32How old is he?
12:34He's 24.
12:38He's 20, he is 24.
12:42Sweaty hands.
12:44I love you.
12:45Go and spread your magic, honey.
12:46Love you, bye.
12:48Bye, bye, bye, bye.
12:49Bye, bye, bye.
12:49Bye, bye.
12:51Hello.
12:53Hello, again.
12:54I'm Andy, nice to meet you.
12:55Andy, I'm Gerald.
12:57Gerald, I love the accent.
12:58Where are you from?
12:59I'm originally in New York City.
13:00I love New York.
13:01For me, it's home from home.
13:02I love it.
13:03We had this conversation before, yes.
13:05This is much better than us.
13:06Yeah, it wasn't good.
13:07And drinks, are you good for drinks?
13:09I'm going to have another one of those.
13:10I'm going to have one of those as well, please.
13:12A slow, comfortable screw.
13:14Okay.
13:15Thank you, Gerald.
13:15I'm coming back.
13:16Right, so tell me that I want to know all about you.
13:19So, you've been married?
13:20Yeah, married twice.
13:22Yeah, me too.
13:23Divorced twice.
13:24Me too.
13:24I exited a toxic relationship and I lost a lot of money
13:27and lost a lot of myself in that.
13:32I bought the ex-girlfriend a brand new SUV, trips to Marbella and stuff,
13:37but the relationship was toxic.
13:39And when I stopped being a service provider, that's when it all went wrong.
13:44Money has always attracted the wrong people to me.
13:47I've been in a relationship and I've lost 130 grand,
13:50or I've lent someone 15 grand and haven't paid it back.
13:53I've chosen to be in that relationship and I've ignored signs
13:56because of not wanting to be alone.
13:59So, 2021, I nearly died of COVID.
14:01It was tough times, you know.
14:03Over the last few years, I've realised the true value of time.
14:07None of us know how long we've got.
14:09For me now, I spend time where it's appreciated
14:12and where it's reciprocated and it comes back.
14:15Now I understand that life is for living.
14:18Yeah.
14:19I'd rather spend time on my own rather than putting that into someone
14:23that just takes it for granted.
14:25So I won't waste my time with someone and I won't waste their time either
14:29on something that's not got what I need from it.
14:34Now I'm at the point where I'm quite happy being on my own.
14:37I have a good life.
14:38Don't foxy with me under the table.
14:40Sorry, is that you?
14:41Sorry.
14:41You don't have to apologise, it's fine.
14:44Your boots, nice.
14:45Yeah.
14:45Do you like my tights?
14:46Oh, hello.
14:47Right, they look like old granny ones.
14:49I did say I've gone for the Sunday school look, haven't I?
14:51And granny tights.
14:52I've never seen a granny wearing those.
14:54Sorry, I don't care.
15:00So, tell me a bit more about these mindful retreats.
15:02How have you been doing it?
15:03Where?
15:04Tell me everything.
15:04So, yeah, like two years ago, after university,
15:08I decided not to go into investment banking,
15:12was the original plan.
15:13And in third year, I did a full 180.
15:17I was at university during lockdown,
15:19and I really struggled to connect with the people there.
15:22And my mental health just dipped so much that I ended up having depression and anxiety.
15:28I literally would just sit in bed every day with the curtains closed,
15:32take sleeping pills to not think about how much I wasn't happy with my life.
15:38Nothing was working out.
15:39And I was like, actually, I don't want to do this for the rest of my life.
15:42I want freedom.
15:43I want to do something that I actually care about.
15:46It was in a place where I didn't know how to channel this negative energy inside of me.
15:53I came across a book on mindfulness and living in the present moment.
15:56It really spoke to me.
15:58I was like, this is my calling.
16:00This is what I love.
16:01I spent some time living in a monastery in France,
16:04like learning their way of life.
16:06And then I was like, how can I make this my career?
16:08Wow, what an experience.
16:10I actually learned how to channel my mental health
16:14to become more resilient, more positive about my life.
16:18Just being who I am now is like my biggest accomplishment, I think.
16:22Slow pace, calmness, enjoying life, you know, because what else is there?
16:26Yeah.
16:26Yeah.
16:27I wouldn't want to settle with someone who I didn't believe was the right person for me.
16:32But if the right girl comes, then obviously, it'd be amazing.
16:36Do you know what? I'm going to be honest.
16:38Go on.
16:38I have a feeling I saw you yesterday.
16:41Getting off the train. We both got off the same train.
16:43No.
16:44You had a suitcase, didn't you?
16:45Yeah, yeah, yeah. I knew it was you.
16:46I knew it was you.
16:47No way.
16:47And I walked away and I thought, how funny would it be if that's my date?
16:52No way.
16:52And I said to my girlfriends, oh, my God, he looks like Paul Mezcal.
16:58Oh, that little headshot.
16:59I'll take that.
16:59He is my celebrity crush.
17:06Hey, boss lady.
17:09How is it that every day you just look so sharp?
17:12I'm just trying my best.
17:13Just, yeah.
17:18Here to ignite her love life is 32-year-old firefighter
17:22Abby.
17:23So what's scarier, running into a house fire or going into a first date's restaurant?
17:28A first date's restaurant, for sure.
17:32How are you, Abby?
17:33I'm very good, Fred. How are you?
17:34Yeah, I'm very good.
17:35So tell me, what's gone wrong with dating?
17:37I'm actually not too sure, to be honest.
17:38I've been single a year.
17:40How do you meet somebody these days?
17:42So far, it hasn't worked?
17:43Not yet, no.
17:44And before that, were you in a relationship or...?
17:46Yeah, before I was in a relationship, I'm a very relationship kind of person.
17:50Right.
17:51My friends call me a cream egg.
17:53On the outside, I'm a bit of a hard exterior.
17:55But once I crack, that's it.
17:57I'm, like, really soppy inside.
17:59What would you like?
18:00I love rum.
18:02You'd like probably one of these, then.
18:04That would be perfect, please.
18:05Why, what do you do?
18:06Um, I'm a firefighter.
18:08You're a firefighter?
18:09Yeah.
18:09I've still not rescued anybody yet, so...
18:11Have you not?
18:12Not yet.
18:12I've rescued a cat, I must admit, I have.
18:16It's not the most flattering picture, and I'm definitely not a cat person.
18:21And have you always been a firefighter?
18:23I have been for the past year.
18:25Yeah.
18:26Before that, I was a footballer.
18:28Who did you play for?
18:29I did Man City, Man United and Leicester.
18:32Oh, you were a footballer?
18:33Yeah, a footballer, yeah.
18:34You were a footballer with a capital F.
18:37Kind of.
18:39Tell me, what are you looking for, then?
18:41Yeah, I'm looking for a nice, pretty woman.
18:44Someone that I can chat to, connect with.
18:46Right.
18:47A nice smile.
18:48Nice smile.
18:48A nice little glistening in their eye.
18:54Hi.
18:57Abby's date is Charlotte, a dental nurse from Leeds whose love life needs a polish.
19:03Do you feel a bit rusty?
19:04Yes, very rusty.
19:06Definitely need a WD-40.
19:10If you were to choose one word to describe yourself, what would you choose?
19:15Unique.
19:18Oh, that's another thing.
19:19I'm really weird.
19:20Not like a bad weird.
19:21I'm just different.
19:22I'm one of my own.
19:23I'm a cat.
19:25How are you, Charlotte?
19:26I'm good, thank you.
19:28Very good.
19:30Oh, my God.
19:31What's going on?
19:32You can't find a woman?
19:33No.
19:33Why not?
19:34Just unlucky in love.
19:36Oh, really?
19:37Not to make it a soft story.
19:39Sometimes I do feel like Bridget Jones.
19:42Really?
19:45Yeah, I am.
19:47So you've been dating much lately or...?
19:49I haven't actually been on a date in about a year and a half, so this is quite new to
19:52me.
19:53It's quite fresh.
19:54Your date is at the bar.
19:54OK.
19:56Obviously, they've got to be somewhat attractive.
19:57But, yeah, the main thing is I don't want them to have gum disease.
20:00They can't have gum disease.
20:02Basically, if they've got good oral health, I don't care.
20:07Hi.
20:07Hello.
20:08You OK?
20:09Yeah, I'm good, thanks to you.
20:09I'm Abby.
20:10Nice to meet you.
20:10I'm Charlotte.
20:11Hello.
20:11Nice to meet you.
20:12You look lovely.
20:13You do too.
20:15What have you got?
20:16I've got this one.
20:18Rum is what I drink.
20:19Do you like rum?
20:20Do you really?
20:22I'm from Leeds.
20:24Oh, OK.
20:24Where are you from?
20:25Manchester.
20:25Oh, not too far, then.
20:27How old are you?
20:2932.
20:29All right, OK.
20:30Oh, how old are you?
20:31I'm 28.
20:32What do you do?
20:33I'm a dental nurse.
20:34What about you?
20:34Oh, I'm a firefighter.
20:36Oh, you've got lovely teeth.
20:38And a good job.
20:39Do you do it?
20:40I love it.
20:41It's really good, to be fair.
20:42Do you like cats?
20:46No.
20:49Do you love cats?
20:50Yeah.
20:50I thought you were telling me you don't like cats.
20:52Oh, I love cats.
20:53I have two.
20:56Sorry.
20:56So I've got the cruise cat lady.
20:59You have.
21:05Have you got it?
21:09Is it tasty?
21:10That's good.
21:12So, I've mentioned to you that, obviously, like, you look very much like my celebrity crush.
21:15Like, you're very good looking.
21:17Don't gasp me too much.
21:18What was, like, your, like, top things you were looking for in a relationship or, like, from a person?
21:23I actually said I wanted someone who had the confidence that they don't need me in their life, but they
21:28want me as a bonus, you know?
21:30Independent, strong women.
21:31Which I think you are.
21:33Yeah.
21:33Yeah.
21:33That's actually me spot on.
21:35I liked his face.
21:37Is that too much to say?
21:41Look at that.
21:42Smooth.
21:43But then I was definitely shocked by his age.
21:45I've only dated guys my age and over.
21:48So, I don't know.
21:50Okay, so I'm going to give you a plane ticket.
21:52You're going to give me a plane ticket?
21:53Where are you going?
21:54I'm going to go.
21:56Central America is definitely, like, the next place I want somebody to handle.
22:00What?
22:00Why?
22:01Why are you laughing?
22:01That's my answer.
22:04You're taking all my answers.
22:07Hello.
22:12Well.
22:15I love that you have the same answer.
22:17Yeah.
22:17I thought you were laughing because it was so random.
22:19Yeah, my head was like, for fuck's sake.
22:24So, would you like to see each other again?
22:27Do you want me to go first?
22:28Oh, go on, yeah.
22:29Yeah, I would like to see Nicole again.
22:33Yes.
22:35I would like to see you again.
22:36Thank God, Philip.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Nothing might come out.
22:38Let's just try it.
22:40Oh!
22:43Yay!
22:45Thank God, Philip.
22:46Yeah.
22:47That pause.
22:48I was like...
22:49Oh, sorry.
22:50Time is still.
22:51Right, I'm going for it.
22:53I'm just, I'm just fingering.
22:55Just fingering the jelly.
22:57I love your outlook on life.
22:58I'm very mature for your age.
23:01And I was pleasantly surprised how many things we had in common.
23:04This one must be your one.
23:06I couldn't work out which one was which.
23:07We actually could change.
23:08We could swap coats.
23:09I love your coat.
23:10That's amazing.
23:11There was no awkward moment from start to finish.
23:13It was just so much fun.
23:15Yeah.
23:15I had the best time.
23:17Yes.
23:19Amazing.
23:20Love it.
23:28Imagine you being a policeman.
23:29What are the chances of that?
23:31I know, right?
23:31Because a lot of people go, oh, no, I can't see you being a policeman.
23:34They say that to me.
23:35And then other people go, oh, yeah, I get that.
23:36Yeah.
23:37The best job.
23:38So you were CID, do you say?
23:39Yeah.
23:40It was all I knew, really.
23:40And, you know, it wasn't a great experience or the circumstances when I left.
23:46I got run over.
23:46Did I say that?
23:47Not by a police car?
23:48No, by a bad man.
23:50Oh, right, OK.
23:51I don't talk about it now.
23:52Yeah, no, cool.
23:52But my kids are older.
23:53I've got two boys.
23:54They're 22 and 25.
23:55Yeah.
23:56And they're doing their thing.
23:57And, you know, I've got a whole life ahead of me.
24:00And I can either sit in and wait till I die, or I can get out there and go and
24:05find out
24:05what's going on in the world.
24:07I do get lonely.
24:08I've got to get a grip of things because I need to be with a man who lets me be
24:14me
24:15and celebrates me being me.
24:18I don't like being on my own.
24:19Don't you?
24:20No, I'm a people person and I'm a looker afterer.
24:22And I want somebody that's going to show me a little bit of attention.
24:26I've got a lot of love to give.
24:27Yeah, you can see that.
24:28Yeah.
24:29I like being in a couple.
24:31If I'm at a party and I'm the only one dancing, I don't want somebody that's going to hide
24:36in shame that their woman's on the dance floor.
24:38I want them to be the one clapping or up there dancing with me.
24:41Someone that cheers me on and celebrates my quirkiness and loves me for that.
24:48You're a ray of sunshine.
24:49It's a lovely thing to say.
24:50I know you walk into a room and everyone looks around.
24:52Oh, stop it.
24:54Don't make me cry.
24:55Why does that mean to cry?
24:58It's a nice thing to say.
25:03I like being in a relationship.
25:05What's the things you like about it?
25:07See, if you're in a relationship, you've got somebody to offload onto.
25:11You know, I want to be in love and cook and, like, chop carrots together and stuff.
25:15So you're a good cook as well then?
25:16Oh, I love cooking.
25:18Oh, don't you think dancing in the kitchen is really sexy?
25:20Well, it depends how big your kitchen is.
25:21How big's your kitchen?
25:22I've only got a little one.
25:23Have you?
25:24Kitchen.
25:26Plenty of work surface, don't worry.
25:27So, how big is yours?
25:29Kerry, you're a one.
25:31You're a one, you are.
25:32You are a one.
25:41It's Gerald.
25:42Here we go.
25:42Hello, my love.
25:43With his passionate kiss.
25:45Beautiful.
25:46I hope you enjoy your screws.
25:49And your passionate kisses.
25:51Do you want to get a passionate kiss, Gerald?
25:52Oh.
25:53Come on.
25:53I mean, I would.
25:55I would, I would, I would.
25:57Oh, right back at you.
25:59There we go.
26:00There you go.
26:02Thanks.
26:03I've been Andy, actually.
26:09How old are the cats?
26:10Colin's birthday is at the end of March, so it's in like the next few days.
26:14OK.
26:14I need to get my cake.
26:15What?
26:16Oh, no.
26:16Cat-friendly cake?
26:17Yeah.
26:17Then I put number one candle on his cake.
26:20I've got a video I'll have to show you.
26:22OK.
26:24They're literally, like, attached to me.
26:26Do they go in your bed?
26:27Yeah.
26:28Do they?
26:29But they don't sleep with me.
26:30Do they moult?
26:31No.
26:32I mean, I do have a lip roller.
26:33Yeah, but...
26:35Good to know.
26:35It is.
26:37I've saved a car at work before, you know.
26:39See ya.
26:41Have you been a firefighter for, like, a year?
26:43Yeah, yeah.
26:44Yeah, yeah.
26:44What did you do before?
26:45Erm, I used to play football.
26:48So it was, like, football your job?
26:50Yeah.
26:50Yeah, I did.
26:51Ten years at City, two years at United, and then two years at Leicester.
26:55Oh, wow.
26:56I played football from a very young age because I've got two older brothers and my dad played
27:00football, so football was always on the TV in our house.
27:03My brothers would play on the street and shove me in the net, and that's literally how
27:08football became, like, a passion of mine and a love of mine.
27:11I loved being on the grass.
27:13I loved putting my boots on.
27:14I loved kicking the ball around.
27:16So was you like, I don't really get football?
27:19Were you, like, signed?
27:20Do you know football?
27:22Signed.
27:22The World Cup in France represented England, which was the highlight of my career, for
27:27sure.
27:28You got in the stadium, you're singing the national anthem, which was incredible.
27:31Looking up and your mum, dad, your brother, like, my partner at the time was in the stadium,
27:35and you're like, whoa, this is, like, magic.
27:39Erm, I broke my leg about two and a half years ago.
27:41Right.
27:42The surgeon basically said that you won't play football again, so...
27:44had to sign off football.
27:47It ended my career, which was heartbreaking.
27:53I'm going to get upset now.
27:55Erm, sorry.
28:03It took me a while to accept it.
28:05I tried so hard to come back to football.
28:07It was a passion and a love, and I miss it.
28:09But I've had the best time doing it.
28:12Aw, it's a shame you broke your leg, but at least you have a good job now.
28:16Yeah.
28:16Tell you what, I live right next to Ellen Road Stadium.
28:19Oh, do you really?
28:19Are you a Leeds fan?
28:20If I had to be a fan of football, then it would be Leeds.
28:23All right, shall I leave now?
28:30OK.
28:32Oh.
28:33Emergency.
28:35Dr. Kenny is searching for the cure to her lonely heart.
28:39I'm like a social media docfluencer.
28:42I talk all about embarrassing body issues.
28:45The more embarrassing, the better.
28:47In-grown hairs, sagging skin, chicken skin, bum with tons of acne on it.
28:52Nothing phases me at all, but blind dates, I haven't done before.
29:03You're Kimi, right?
29:04Yeah, yeah.
29:04Tell me, what kind of man are you looking for?
29:07So cheesy, but I'm just looking for, like, a lovely heart.
29:11A kind soul, no stress.
29:14I've had a lot of, like, miserable experiences, I can't lie.
29:18I feel like I just attract the F boy, but I'm a hopeless romantic.
29:23I need the flowers, I need all the affection.
29:26I'm a doctor on the outside, but on the inside, I'm like a pure lover girl.
29:30So now I would just love, like, a sweetheart.
29:33A marshmallow.
29:34A marshmallow.
29:35Yeah.
29:35OK.
29:36Yeah.
29:37You want to be in love.
29:38I would love to be in love.
29:39I've just got a good feeling that something is around the corner.
29:42Hopefully today.
29:43The butterflies have been ordered.
29:45Thank God.
29:45Thank you so much.
29:49Digital nomad Alec is a software engineer hoping to hack the algorithm for love.
29:54There's certain girls out there who love a nerd.
29:56Some people like a guy who can solve a Rubik's cube fairly quickly.
30:02You're kind of a hot nerd.
30:04Am I a hot nerd?
30:05Oh, thanks.
30:06I appreciate that.
30:08That's like shabby chic.
30:09Hot nerd.
30:12I can see you looking very happy.
30:13I'm always happy.
30:14Are you?
30:15Pleasure to meet you.
30:16Pleasure to meet you, Alec.
30:16Have you got something up your sleeve to impress your days?
30:19I can juggle.
30:20I'll give you some lemons.
30:22I've always been a slightly hopeless romantic.
30:24I think that's really nice to have that kinship with just one person.
30:27The most basic things just become incredible.
30:30I wish we could feel like that forever.
30:32Voila.
30:33Hello there.
30:34Oh, hi.
30:35Nice to meet you.
30:36What's your name?
30:37I'm Kemi.
30:37Hi, Kemi.
30:38Alec.
30:39Pleasure to meet you.
30:40Pleasure to meet you too.
30:41What can I get you?
30:42Zero percent beer would be fantastic.
30:44Sure.
30:45How's it going?
30:46I didn't have an alcoholic drink either.
30:48Do you not normally drink or is that just...
30:49Oh no, I drink a lot.
30:51Okay.
30:52My stomach was a bit nervous.
30:53High pressure situation, eh?
30:55Yeah, it is, it is.
30:56Well, do you know what?
30:57We're in the same boat together.
30:58Where are you coming from?
30:59So, at the moment I live in East Sussex.
31:01Okay.
31:01But I'm from London.
31:03Oh, nice.
31:03So I grew up in Bromley.
31:04Oh, I'm from Croydon.
31:05You know the IKEA with those big funnels?
31:07Yeah.
31:08Yeah, that's what my dad used to do.
31:09I used to work in IKEA.
31:10That particular IKEA.
31:11No way!
31:12And it was actually...
31:13Yeah, that was me every single day.
31:15Like every day.
31:16Honestly.
31:20When's your birthday?
31:21November.
31:22November of what?
31:2421st.
31:24Shut your face.
31:25Why?
31:26When's your birthday?
31:27November.
31:28When?
31:2821st.
31:29Oh, shut up.
31:30I swear in my life.
31:31Where are we going to go for our birthday?
31:33Oh, I don't know.
31:34New York.
31:36Honestly, it was like innuendo bingo.
31:38As a tennis coach, it was like...
31:39We were just throwing them over the net to each other.
31:42And it was fun.
31:43I've had an amazing sight.
31:46Brilliant.
31:47Did I fancy him?
31:48All right, did I fancy him?
31:50Yeah, he's hot.
31:51Go on then.
31:55Yeah, he just got that really nice aura about him.
31:58Yeah, definitely fancied him.
32:00Yeah, without a doubt.
32:00I can't get over it.
32:01We've got the same birthday.
32:02And you have the same birthday?
32:02Exactly the same day.
32:05Hiya.
32:06Hello.
32:06You all right?
32:07You're thinking.
32:10Hi.
32:12Grab your coat.
32:14You're cold.
32:16Would you like to see each other again?
32:21Do you want to go first or shall I?
32:23You go first.
32:24Okay.
32:26I've had a wonderful time.
32:28You're amazing.
32:28I think it's been great.
32:30We've had a lot of laughs.
32:31So much in common.
32:32All my days.
32:33Same birthday as well.
32:3421st.
32:35What's the odds?
32:36Unbelievable.
32:38Yeah, I think I'd like to see you again, but I don't think, for me, I think we're on slightly
32:45different trajectories with where we're at in our romantic lives at the moment.
32:51But I'd love to take you out for a game of tennis and show you how the place.
32:53Oh, for sure.
32:54I'll come up to Essex.
32:55We could go, faulty love.
32:57Faulty love.
32:58Faulty love.
32:59Thank you for the flowers.
33:00Let me go.
33:01There you go.
33:01Oh.
33:02Stop it.
33:03Careful on the stairs.
33:04Careful on the stairs.
33:05Come on.
33:05Come on.
33:06Here she goes.
33:07Out of control.
33:08Had a lovely time.
33:08They've given me faith.
33:09Back in men.
33:10There are good ones out there.
33:12Yeah.
33:12Do you want to hold my hand?
33:13Yeah, go on.
33:13Go on.
33:14Go on.
33:15There you go.
33:16There you go.
33:17There you go.
33:19There you go.
33:24Lovely.
33:24Thanks for paying for the meal, but I'm now going to take you out and get you drunk.
33:29Don't be slipping anything in my drink.
33:33Oh!
33:34Okay.
33:34You were the goat's cheese, right?
33:35Yeah, thank you.
33:36And the nourish bowl.
33:37Thank you very much.
33:39I wanted to think about what I was eating because I didn't want to, like, get it all down
33:42me.
33:43Oh, you'll be fine.
33:43Don't worry.
33:46So, like, are you happy being single?
33:49Yeah.
33:50I'm happy, like...
33:51You feel like it doesn't bother you?
33:51Yeah.
33:52No, like, don't be wrong.
33:53I'm ready to, like, meet somebody.
33:54What about you?
33:55Erm, well, I've been single for two years now.
33:59What was your past relationships?
34:01So, my last relationship lasted for, like, over a year.
34:05We just seemed to be getting along.
34:07And I don't know if it was, like, an age thing.
34:08Because she was...
34:10A bit younger.
34:10No, older, actually.
34:12Okay.
34:13She's 60.
34:15Are you joking?
34:19You are joking.
34:21Why did you read me so well?
34:23She's definitely not 60.
34:26No.
34:27She was, like, ten years older than me.
34:29What was your longest relationship?
34:31Erm, my longest lasted about three years.
34:33Oh, well.
34:35My mental health went great and it kind of, like, messed it up.
34:37What is it with your mental health?
34:39Am I allowed to ask?
34:39No, no, no, it's fine.
34:40It's more, like, anxiety...
34:42Okay.
34:42..than anything.
34:43I've suffered with it from being, like, probably, like,
34:45all my life, basically.
34:46But I'm in the best place that I've ever been now,
34:49which is why I'm here as well.
34:52I am, like, a pretty chill person now,
34:53but I feel like I'd be even better
34:56if I had someone to balance me out, sort of thing.
34:59But I've made the mistake three times in the past
35:01of rushing into relationships
35:02and I'm not going to do that any more.
35:04Because you're rushing it,
35:05you don't really know the person fully, do you?
35:07Yeah.
35:07I need someone to be open and honest
35:09and communicate with me.
35:12Yeah.
35:12What about if you, like...
35:14So I've been single for about just over a year.
35:17Yeah.
35:17It wasn't my decision to break up with my ex.
35:23When I changed my job,
35:25I went through a little bit of a hard time
35:26and we just couldn't figure it out
35:28and then I drank a little bit too much,
35:30was a bit of an arsehole, not going to lie.
35:31But we all learned from those mistakes.
35:32Oh, yeah, 100%, yeah, yeah.
35:35Like, the next person I get with,
35:36I kind of want to, like,
35:38know that I want to marry that person as well.
35:40Like, that's it.
35:41I can't be bothered any more.
35:43It takes a lot for someone to understand
35:45how I am as a person, so...
35:47I want someone that can get me
35:48so I can be my true self.
35:55I prefer to be sat here, like, talking the truth
35:57than being like...
35:58Exactly.
35:59..you're perfect.
35:59Yeah.
36:00I like that.
36:00I'm very honest, by the way.
36:01Oh, yeah, good.
36:02Sometimes it can be a bad thing.
36:04Good.
36:05Sometimes it's a good thing.
36:06I'll take it, cos you told me you've got nice teeth, so...
36:10Was that the first thing you looked at when you walked in?
36:12Yeah.
36:13I don't know why, but I always look at teeth and hands.
36:15Oh, OK.
36:15I just look at your hands.
36:17Amazing.
36:18Do my hands fall?
36:22What do you, like, what do you think,
36:24when you feel like you've got a connection with someone,
36:26what does that feel like for you?
36:28Erm, it's...
36:29It's a weird sense, but you can always feel it.
36:32So, like, hypothetically, if I was on a date now
36:36and I had a connection,
36:38or accidentally, like, touching feet underneath the table,
36:40I feel like cos you're trying to get closer to each other.
36:43Is that what you do on the first date?
36:44You're touching one's feet?
36:46No, like...
36:47If there's fatigue going on, they're getting connected.
36:53All right, lovely people.
36:54My God, we're so bad.
36:55I'm ready. Have you not?
36:57I could probably go now.
36:59I could pick a hand.
37:00You know what?
37:01I'll go for the salon's sake.
37:02Could I please go for the sea bath?
37:05Okay.
37:06I always want what someone else gets.
37:08I'm that way too.
37:10Thank you so much.
37:11Okay, perfect.
37:12So, what do you do?
37:14I work as a hospital doctor.
37:16Wow!
37:17What kind of medicine you practice?
37:18General medicine.
37:19Okay.
37:20But it's, like, hospital general medicine.
37:21I love that.
37:23But actually, I'm leaving the hospital life.
37:27Okay.
37:27Like, I think a lot of people don't realise, like,
37:29being a doctor is, like...
37:32Hard and difficult and...
37:34Yeah.
37:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:35Like, it's starting to be really tough on me.
37:38I'm quite, like, jaded now.
37:41Especially when you work in a hospital.
37:43Like, you see all aspects of life,
37:46which can be truly sad.
37:49I've started to realise I'm really struggling.
37:52And it's, like, intense.
37:53And I feel like it's a lot of responsibility.
37:57Sure.
37:57Yeah.
37:58I mean, no one dies when I make mistakes in my job.
38:01I'm, like, really, like, ready to step into something completely different.
38:04So, I have a start-up, which is what I'm doing now, yeah.
38:07What's that?
38:08What's that involved?
38:09Kind of, like, awkward and embarrassing body care concerns.
38:12Wow.
38:13I secretly love it, which is so gross.
38:15No one gets it.
38:17Yeah.
38:17Now that I quit my job as a doctor,
38:20I've got time to date, time to meet people.
38:22And I think this is the year that I'm going to find love, definitely.
38:25I just, there's a feeling in the air.
38:27It's all about, like, just kind of getting out of your awkward era.
38:31Those things that people don't say out loud kind of thing.
38:34Okay.
38:34That's, like, the whole energy behind it.
38:35That's some really cool branding.
38:36Yeah.
38:37And it's, like, I'm really excited, you know,
38:39I feel like I'm finally, like, not to sound, like, really cringe,
38:42but, like, living my dreams in a way.
38:44Yeah, yeah, for sure.
38:44I feel like I'm finally doing the thing that I was always supposed to do.
38:47Um, I actually don't have a degree.
38:50Okay.
38:51So, um, I did go to uni, but I dropped out.
38:56Mm-hmm.
39:08Calm it down.
39:09How red is my face, by the way?
39:11A little bit red.
39:12Why is it so red?
39:16I've had my date.
39:18She's a really nice girl, actually.
39:21What can I ask her?
39:22What good questions can I ask her?
39:24I've done the holidays.
39:25Yeah, I've done the holidays.
39:27I've done the meals.
39:30Yeah, like, with Ivy, I think, like, we've got a lot in common.
39:33Do you know what, though, Janey?
39:35She doesn't like cars.
39:46I hope things are going well.
39:48Yeah.
39:48Nice happening.
39:49We never know.
39:50The vibe feels good.
39:52Yeah.
39:52Which is always a good thing.
39:54I don't want to, like, give too much away, though.
39:56I'm like...
39:56That's right.
39:56No, no, no.
39:57Gotta keep my cars close to my chair.
39:58Keep the car, you know?
40:00Yeah.
40:01For sure.
40:01Perfect.
40:02Good stuff.
40:02Your food should be ready in moments.
40:04In moments.
40:05Fantastic.
40:06Perfect.
40:07When I went to the bathroom, I pretty much nearly ended leaving the restaurant.
40:13I just went the wrong way.
40:16For a second, I thought you were, like...
40:18No, no.
40:18I just went the wrong way.
40:20Okay, that's fine.
40:22When I said moments, I meant moments.
40:24That was so quick.
40:26Thank you very much.
40:27You're very welcome.
40:30So, what is your job like?
40:31So, I'm a software engineer.
40:33Oh, amazing.
40:34So, I'm self-taught.
40:35I'm a little bit ADHD.
40:37Yeah.
40:37So, I kind of struggled with, like, university.
40:40Mm-hmm.
40:40So, I was...
40:41But I can, like, hyper-focus on really specific things.
40:44Yeah.
40:44I used to work for Meta.
40:46What was Meta like as well?
40:47It was good.
40:48Got to go to Silicon Valley a few times.
40:50It's so amazing that you did it all by yourself as well.
40:53Like, self-taught.
40:54Yeah.
40:54It's, like, my proudest thing.
40:56I love that.
40:57That's so cool.
40:58It was hard, but I can't imagine really doing anything else.
41:01Most of my relationships have gone downhill because I've focused a bit too much on work
41:06and not giving them as much of my time, which is something I'd love to apply to a new relationship.
41:12All my relationships kind of dropped off the table because I've been traveling around so much.
41:18I've been alone for three years now, and I think it would be nice to have someone in my life
41:22to share experiences with.
41:24I would definitely hang up my digital nomad shoes to the right person.
41:27I'd like to come back to London.
41:29Oh, amazing.
41:30Settle down a little bit.
41:31Do you want children?
41:32Oh, yeah, for sure.
41:34Yeah.
41:34I just don't know, like, when it would happen, but I would love to.
41:37Yeah.
41:38I have a dream of, like, two girls.
41:40Yeah?
41:41Okay.
41:42You're going to plan that out.
41:43I planned it, yeah.
41:44Everyone says to me you'd be a really good dad.
41:46Yeah, I can tell you're a softie.
41:48Me?
41:48Yeah.
41:49A softie?
41:49Yeah.
41:59Have you had, like, braces?
42:01I've got a metal bar there on my teeth.
42:02Have you?
42:03Yeah.
42:03Like a fixed brace?
42:04Can you tell?
42:04I can't tell.
42:05I can't see it, but your teeth look straight.
42:07Yeah, I've got a...
42:08You don't understand how happy I am, though, that you've got a nice set of teeth.
42:11I just want someone that's got good oral health, at least.
42:14Do you get all your mates discounts, though?
42:16So, if I want to come to the dentist, I'm fucking in.
42:19I can get you on NHS.
42:21That's right.
42:22I'm actually, like, a really thoughtful person, so I'm actually...
42:24Are you really?
42:24Yeah.
42:25But I'm also really bad at flirting, so...
42:26Are you really?
42:29Yeah.
42:30I don't know how to do it.
42:32Are you?
42:33You put yourself down a bit, don't you?
42:35Do I?
42:36Yeah, a lot of bit.
42:36People do say that.
42:40Yeah, it went pretty well.
42:43I was very relieved, because I'm so attracted to her, for starters.
42:47I liked how, like, she was so open, and told me about her past struggles and stuff, and just vibed.
42:53Like, there were just no awkward silences.
42:54It was just very smooth.
42:57Hopefully she likes me back.
43:06Bit your own finger.
43:13Would you like to see each other again?
43:16Go first.
43:17You go first.
43:18Go on.
43:19Ladies first.
43:19Ladies first, go.
43:20Are you not a lady?
43:21Yeah, I am.
43:22You're not a lady.
43:24Yeah, I'd like to see you again.
43:26Yeah, same.
43:27Somewhere closer to Manchester, I'll leave next.
43:29Yeah.
43:30Bit of a trek to Bath.
43:33I'll get this, please, if that's okay.
43:35It's fine.
43:36I want to pay that.
43:37I promise you.
43:38I'm happy to pay it.
43:39No.
43:42I'm not going to lie, the crazy cat lady was a little red flag, but I think you've changed
43:46it to green, so I'll let you off.
43:47Yeah.
43:48I mean, I'll make you like my cats.
43:51I think you will.
43:52I'll stroke Colin and Lily.
43:54Don't worry.
43:54Bye-bye.
43:54Thank you, bye-bye.
43:55Bye-bye.
43:56You too.
43:58Can we go to the Irish pub yet?
44:04So do you have any hobbies or anything?
44:06I have some really unusual hobbies.
44:08Tell me.
44:09I'm really good at juggling.
44:10Juggling?
44:11Yeah.
44:12Okay.
44:12I'm really good at solving a Rubik's Cube.
44:14Okay, really?
44:15It's really odd.
44:16I have all these odd hobbies that aren't useful in the real world.
44:19Yeah.
44:21Brad said he would give you lemons.
44:22That you can juggle.
44:24Thank you for lemons.
44:25And here are lemons.
44:26All right.
44:26Watch this lemon in someone's soup.
44:30I think she's an attractive girl.
44:33And super smart.
44:34I love an intellectual conversation.
44:35I love people who are driving.
44:43Hello again.
44:44How's it going?
44:45How's it going?
44:46Now, if she doesn't fall in love with you...
44:49I mean, I don't know what she needs.
44:50No, right?
44:51Did you check his pulse?
44:52I can check his pulse.
44:55Let's have it.
44:55Go on.
44:56Let's see.
44:57Is it there?
44:58Am I still breathing?
44:59It's definitely there.
45:01Would you like to see each other go?
45:05Go?
45:06I'll let you go.
45:07I think it would be nice.
45:09I think it would be nice to see you in a different setting.
45:12Yeah.
45:12I'd love to see.
45:13Yay.
45:15Happy days.
45:17It's probably going to accelerate a little bit now.
45:19It's not accelerating.
45:19Cool as a cucumber.
45:20Yeah.
45:20Very good.
45:21Cool, calm and collected.
45:23I love a nerd.
45:24Yeah.
45:25A nerd is 10 on 10.
45:26Free that door.
45:27Okay.
45:27And we're done.
45:28You've hit a jackpot.
45:33The reboot skewer would like to know how to do that.
45:35Just flip around.
45:36Oh my god.
45:37Like this way.
45:37And then you're back this way.
45:39And then it's just learning the algorithms and then you're...
45:41That's crazy.
45:42You're away.
45:44You like Harry Potter?
45:45I'm a huge Potter.
45:46I love Potter.
45:47Really?
45:47I have no shame in admitting it.
45:49Shame!
45:59Say love me, leave me, let me be lonely.
46:02You won't believe me but I love you only.
46:05I'd rather be lonely than happy with somebody else.
46:10There's no love for nobody else.
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