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00:00:08You
00:00:48Oh, my God.
00:01:05Roxanne?
00:01:34What's wrong?
00:01:36Oh, my God.
00:01:43Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:02:10Hello? Hello? Max, where the heck are you, man? PJ? You should have been here an hour ago. What? Hold
00:02:16on. Oh, no. Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. No way, man. It's now or never.
00:02:25You better get a move on. I'll meet you in my locker.
00:02:27Here. Morning, son. Dad. Oops. I forgot. Morning, son. Came to see if you had any dirty clothes. Well, there
00:02:42they are. Help yourself. Max, thought we talked about this. Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I'll take care of it later.
00:02:48Oh, what's the big rush? I'm running late.
00:02:51Oh, I could drive more on my way to work. No, no, thanks. I need an exercise. Oh, come on,
00:02:57Max. Dad! Oh, Dad, you ruined it. Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?
00:03:11It's only Powerline, Dad, the biggest rock star on the planet. Oh, a lot bigger than Xavier Cougat, the Mambo
00:03:18King. Everybody Mambo.
00:03:21Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, come on. There's no time for this. Hold on. Let the neighbors see
00:03:25us.
00:03:29Maxie, wait up. You forgot your lunch. Have a good day.
00:03:37They've been laughing since I can't remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore. No more Maxie the Geek, no more
00:03:46goof of the week like before.
00:03:50No more. No more algebra tests till September. No more looking at losers like him. No more heaven to cheat.
00:03:59No more mystery meat. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim. No more Jim.
00:04:04Gonna move to the mall. Gonna live in the pool. Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool.
00:04:10Cause after today, I'm going in the pool. After today, she'll be mine. After today, my brains will be snoozing.
00:04:20If I don't faint, I'll be fine.
00:04:23I've got 41 minutes of home economics. Been down with the textbooks. End up with the comics. Just think of
00:04:31all the time I've been losing. Finding the right thing to say.
00:04:35But things will be going my way. After today. She looked right through me. And who could blame her? I
00:04:47need a new me. Plus some positive proof that I'm not just a goop.
00:04:52And after today, I'm sorry to be snoozing. No more pep rallies. You can't.
00:04:59After today, our brains will be snoozing. I'm gonna sit on my butt.
00:05:05I've got less than an hour. And when this is ended, I'll either be famous. Or you'll be suspended.
00:05:12Just think of all the time I've been losing. Waiting until I can sing.
00:05:18Gonna be on my own, because your parents may not. Gonna party from now till the end of July.
00:05:25Things will be going my way. After today.
00:05:32I wish that this was the day. After today.
00:05:37I wish that this was the day.
00:05:45You can't. Do you want us to be ashamed.
00:05:57You're not here, man. You're not here yet.
00:05:58I'm sorry. You're not here yet.
00:05:59You're not here yet. You're not here yet. You are.
00:06:03Painter, you're not here yet. You're not here yet. You're not here yet.
00:06:07that she finally says hi to me and what do i do i choke ah hey yuck the big spaz
00:06:15where have you
00:06:16been buddy oh hi peach did you get the camera look max if my dad catches me with this he'll
00:06:23kill me
00:06:23are you sure we gotta do this it's my only chance peach to roxanne i'm just a nobody but after
00:06:31today
00:06:33yeah bobby wow look all this is for us
00:06:41mmm slurpage oh this is gonna be so great man dude need fundage bro oh your feet yeah yeah right
00:06:49here
00:07:03um it's pretty scrumptious huh let's do it ladies
00:07:13as student body president i just want to say like yay to all of us for a really neat year
00:07:18yo stacy talk to me talk to me talk to me baby and also that i hope you can all
00:07:23attend my totally
00:07:24amazing end of school party next saturday to watch the power line concert live on pay-per-view
00:07:30thank you thank you very much and now without further ado principal maser
00:07:39thank you stacy and good morning boys and girls you know every year on the last day of school
00:07:46i have several youngsters approach me and say principal maser what can we do to not waste our summer
00:07:54vacation we don't want to waste our free time sleeping or visiting friends say uh roxanne about
00:08:02stacy's part how you uh how you doing down there bobby don't give me that attitude you guys i'm doing
00:08:13it all for you this is nuts i don't know why i'll let you guys talk me into this if
00:08:21my dad finds out
00:08:22he's gonna nuke my entire existence huh of the element or i hope this works how about science slumber
00:08:43party
00:08:51some people settle for the typical thing living all their lives waiting in the wings it ain't a question of
00:08:59it's just a matter of time
00:09:25a little smoke
00:09:29okay
00:09:31if i could make you stop and take a look at me instead of just
00:09:38there's nothing that i wouldn't do if it was getting you to notice
00:09:42all i need is a chance of second thought a second whistle
00:09:48so prove i got whatever it takes
00:09:51this is a piece of cake
00:09:53whoo
00:09:53stay now
00:09:54whoo
00:09:56who's that guy
00:10:03whoo
00:10:22whoo
00:10:23hey it's the goof boy
00:10:26smile
00:10:27smiley wily
00:10:28oh come on kimmy
00:10:32give me a big
00:10:52back to mommy now
00:11:01come back to mommy
00:11:03Oh, you have such a way with children.
00:11:08You have such a way with children.
00:11:12Okay, now.
00:11:13Who's next over here?
00:11:15Side goof.
00:11:16Let a pro show you how it's done.
00:11:18Okay.
00:11:19Who's next over here?
00:11:21Oh, hello, precious.
00:11:26You lucky woman.
00:11:28Now, now, now, you come on here, honey.
00:11:30It's picture time.
00:11:31Come on.
00:11:33She is so cute.
00:11:34Peek-a-boo.
00:11:37Course, Pete, you sure are good with kids.
00:11:39Oh, yeah, well, they love me.
00:11:42Why, PJ, he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.
00:11:46Really?
00:11:47Where are you going?
00:11:48Camping.
00:11:49Nothing like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and a son.
00:11:55Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.
00:11:58I don't know, Goof.
00:11:59Gimme, gimme, gimme.
00:12:00Something's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents.
00:12:03Well, for all you know, he's running around with some gang and stealing stuff and causing riots and...
00:12:10Oh, Max is a good kid.
00:12:12He'd never get mixed up in something like that.
00:12:22I'm a failure.
00:12:24Complete loser.
00:12:26I had one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.
00:12:30Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheez-a.
00:12:39Oh, man.
00:12:40My dad is gonna smash me like a bug.
00:12:43Hey, PJ, detention.
00:12:47Robert Zemerewski.
00:12:50Okay, I'm coming.
00:12:52Max, here.
00:12:53Guard this with your life, dude.
00:13:03Hey, Mazer.
00:13:04What's up, bro?
00:13:06And then my parents' air conditioning went on the fridge, so I figured with all those kids in my house,
00:13:10the place would be like a sauna.
00:13:11So I'm all freaked out.
00:13:12But then I thought, like, use it.
00:13:13So my theme's gonna be, power line goes rainforest.
00:13:16Too much?
00:13:18Roxanne, are you listening?
00:13:22Oh.
00:13:25Stacy, no, I don't want to talk to him.
00:13:33Tap him.
00:13:46Gosh, I'm sorry.
00:13:47It's okay, really.
00:13:52Um, I liked your dance.
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55Yeah?
00:13:56Uh, yeah, it's from Powerline's new video.
00:13:59I know.
00:13:59He's, he's totally genius.
00:14:01Yeah, he's, uh, he's doing a concert next week in L.A.
00:14:03Oh, yeah.
00:14:04Stacy's showing it at her party.
00:14:05Yeah.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:09Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sort of kind of thinking that maybe I'd, um, ask you to go with
00:14:17me, that is, to the party.
00:14:20Of course, if you don't want to, I'd completely understand.
00:14:22Well, I was, sort of, kind of thinking that I'd love to.
00:14:28Yeah?
00:14:28Yeah.
00:14:29Good.
00:14:30Great.
00:14:31Terrific.
00:14:31Wonderful.
00:14:32All right.
00:14:33Okay.
00:14:33Come on, Roxanne, we don't want to belabor the moment now, do we?
00:14:37Well, I better be going.
00:14:38I'll, uh, call you later.
00:14:41Okay, bye.
00:14:42Oh.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:47See?
00:14:48That wasn't so bad.
00:14:49I told you, men are easy to deal with.
00:14:51Yes!
00:14:52She said yes!
00:14:53Wah-ha-ha-hoo!
00:14:56Everybody mumble!
00:14:59Bum-da!
00:15:00Ooh!
00:15:01Bum-da!
00:15:01It's not my brain yet!
00:15:03Oh!
00:15:04Oh!
00:15:05Bum-da!
00:15:06Yeah!
00:15:07Dance with her.
00:15:09Move with her.
00:15:10And I'm...
00:15:11Miss Maybone!
00:15:13Get that boy's father on the phone at once!
00:15:16Right away!
00:15:19Hello?
00:15:20Uh, yes, Mr. Goof.
00:15:22This is Principal Mazur.
00:15:24I'm calling in regard to your son, Maximilian.
00:15:27Max?
00:15:28Oh, my gosh.
00:15:29Is he hurt?
00:15:29No, Mr. Goof.
00:15:31He's in trouble.
00:15:32Trouble?
00:15:33What kind of trouble?
00:15:34Dressed like a gang member.
00:15:36Gang member?
00:15:36Your son caused the entire student body
00:15:39to break into a riotous frenzy.
00:15:42Riot?
00:15:42Well, it couldn't be mine.
00:15:44If I were you, Mr. Goof,
00:15:45I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child
00:15:48before he ends up in the electric chair!
00:15:52The electric chair?
00:15:57What am I gonna do?
00:16:00Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:03Blue light special on aisle three.
00:16:23Lake Destiny.
00:16:26Lake Destiny.
00:16:34Okay, kiddo.
00:16:35strengthen the bond between father and son you said so yourself yeah okay
00:16:47hey precious give me a big smile cool concert lad well bud hey max wicked dance thanks forget it girl
00:17:07he's Roxanne I just heard about you and Roxanne see see I told your plan would work max max
00:17:37it's a piece of cake
00:18:03so you notice me
00:18:07going somewhere pop sure hello Rooney cool have a good time dad if you're gonna be gone more than a
00:18:13month drop me a line but max this isn't just my vacation it's a vacation with me and my best
00:18:19buddy
00:18:19oh Donald Duck no silly with you are you okay maxi what did you say that's right a vacation son
00:18:34we'll spend some real quality time together I think I'm gonna be sick hey got a present for you
00:18:45you look just like I did at your age please don't say that dad wait I saved the best for
00:18:52last
00:18:54it's been handed down from goof to goof to goof and now it's your son a stick no silly a
00:19:03fishing pole
00:19:04fishing we're going fishing yep just like my dad and me did two best buddies
00:19:11fishing on life destiny away from it all I don't want to be away from it all dad I like
00:19:18it all hey
00:19:19look maxi we're using the same map me and my dad used we'll take the same route and make the
00:19:25same
00:19:25stops and see the same sites but that trip would take weeks dad exactly getting there's half the fun
00:19:33put the map away then it's not gonna happen it's not you wrinkle my past and our future what the
00:19:40map says max we will follow that's very mystical and everything dad but uh seriously there's this
00:19:48party I have to go to when you're older maxi why when I was your age I'd never even been
00:19:54invited to
00:19:55a party look at me now great dad lock in maxi all right then guess I'll just have to go
00:20:07all alone
00:20:09that's all just sit in the boat all alone talk to myself all alone I guess so oh come on
00:20:21oh no dad
00:20:22just hop right in there no come on maxi go for it
00:20:29and we're ready for takeoff
00:20:35set for adventure maxi why are you doing this to me dad because I don't want you to end up
00:20:41in the
00:20:41electric chair electric chair I'm not giving up on you son together we're gonna work this out work
00:20:49this out but dad no buts about it maxi boy your old pop knows best but
00:20:58goodbye house goodbye my old box goodbye pile of broken wood
00:21:07goodbye hopes goodbye dreams goodbye roxanne roxanne dad I gotta stop somewhere first I have to talk to
00:21:16someone who I'll make it quick maxi boy we gotta put some road behind us you can cancel your first
00:21:32date in
00:21:32less than an hour must be some kind of lame old record hi is roxanne home oh my name is
00:21:46max
00:21:49does roxanne live here does she even live on this block oh wait it's okay daddy max is a friend
00:21:56from
00:21:56school go on go on go on good daddy hey max I haven't you want to have a seat
00:22:14daddy I promise he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party yeah that's uh sort of
00:22:20why I
00:22:20came by I'm really looking forward to it max yeah I was too was you see my dad's on this
00:22:28stupid
00:22:28father-son kicking don't worry about it max it's just a dumb party no it's not it roxanne I really
00:22:34wanted to go with you I know I max I understand my dad surprised me I don't even want to
00:22:39go but I
00:22:39have no choice I can find someone else someone else I'll just talk to you later um uh roxanne uh
00:22:47my dad is uh my dad's taking me to the powerline concert in LA your dad's taking you clear across
00:22:54the country just to see a concert uh well you see uh my dad um knew nose nose powerline they
00:23:02used to
00:23:03play together in a band yeah come on son let's get this show on the roll just a minute you
00:23:11party animal you
00:23:16you're really serious absolutely so uh you aren't still thinking of going with someone else are you
00:23:25well I guess because I was hoping I could uh wave to you on stage when we join powerline for
00:23:32the final
00:23:32number this is incredible well I wouldn't miss our date for anything that wasn't incredible roxanne
00:23:43have a great time at the concert max oh man I'll see you on tv I'm in deep sludge
00:23:59they walk well here we are out on the open road retracing the steps of my boyhood
00:24:05and here's maxie say hi max well how about a wave not now dad what a kidder
00:24:21hmm
00:24:25one games I used to play with my dad little bingo 20 quid hey maxie uh let's play a game
00:24:33you think of a name and I'll try and guess who it is a man or woman oh man man
00:24:39that's a toughie
00:24:44Walt Disney right I'm good at this now I'll think of one
00:24:49hmm
00:24:53oh you want to sing a song huh me and my dad used to sing this one all the time
00:25:02he's got high hopes he's got high apple pie in the sky
00:25:11oops
00:25:12oops there goes another rubber drink
00:25:21oops there goes another
00:25:23oops there goes
00:25:27oops
00:25:32oh great dad now we don't have any music
00:25:36oh maxie it's not so bad we'll just have to entertain ourselves
00:25:42oh
00:25:53oh
00:25:54oh
00:26:13do you need a break from modern living
00:26:17do you long to shed your weary load
00:26:22if your nerves are raw and your brain is fried
00:26:25just grab a friend and take a right together
00:26:28on the open road
00:26:30come on maxie
00:26:32all in all I'd rather have detention
00:26:37all in all I'd rather eat a toad
00:26:40yeah
00:26:41an old man drives like such a crutch
00:26:44that I'm about to hurl my guts directly
00:26:47on the open road
00:26:50there's nothing can upset me
00:26:52cause now we're on our way
00:26:54our trusty map will guide us straight and through
00:26:58Roxanne please don't forget me
00:27:00I will return someday
00:27:02though I may be in traction when I do
00:27:06be a max
00:27:08relaxin' like the old days
00:27:10stand dragging breathin' at ease
00:27:12and a muddy buddy
00:27:13kind of mad
00:27:14I think I may explode
00:27:16gonna see that my way
00:27:17I could cry
00:27:18you know that's funny
00:27:19so could I just be a
00:27:20out on the open road
00:27:30howdy boys
00:27:31is this the way to Nashville
00:27:33watch it Mac
00:27:35oh you'll be gettin' told
00:27:38I'm in no hurry to arrive
00:27:41cause I'll be tired in 65
00:27:43the next time I seize the open road
00:27:48there's the week of rest and relaxation
00:27:52yeah
00:27:53and the odd romantic episode
00:27:56very odd
00:27:57and teleportize in your bus
00:28:00look out
00:28:00picture Maxie
00:28:01my dust from now on
00:28:03I all feel fit
00:28:04roll
00:28:05it's me and little Maxie
00:28:08my pipsqueak pioneer
00:28:10their partners
00:28:11forever whispered home
00:28:13yeehaw
00:28:14could someone call a taxi
00:28:16and get me outta here
00:28:18to Beverly Hills
00:28:2090210
00:28:21oh every day
00:28:24another new adventure
00:28:26every mile
00:28:28another new zip code
00:28:31and the cares we have
00:28:33I'm here for the cook
00:28:34and I'd go with them
00:28:35if I could
00:28:36I've got no strings on me
00:28:37I'm feelin' fancy free
00:28:39how wonderful to be
00:28:41of the world
00:29:11Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:29:15Dad, you're gonna get us killed.
00:29:17Why don't you just give me the map?
00:29:19Oh, no thanks, son.
00:29:20Navigating's a big responsibility.
00:29:23Slides, you wouldn't want to spoil the big surprise.
00:29:26I'm taking you to someplace pretty special.
00:29:36Gorge, that's even better than I remembered.
00:29:39No, Mommy, I don't want to go.
00:29:43Yeah, fun.
00:29:44Tell you what, I'm just gonna wait right here in the car.
00:29:47You party pooper.
00:29:48Come on, this is gonna be fun.
00:29:51Oh, howdy there, folks.
00:29:54Lester's is proud to present the awesome posse jamboree.
00:30:01Here it is.
00:30:03Oh, oh, kiss the join.
00:30:11Howdy, folks.
00:30:13Who's your favorite possum?
00:30:16Lester!
00:30:19Got us a seat right up front.
00:30:22Let me introduce you to the posse.
00:30:24Here's Buford, Beulah, and Mordecai.
00:30:29Hey, Lester.
00:30:30Ready for yodeling?
00:30:33Sure am, Buford.
00:30:35Now gather around, my possum pals.
00:30:36Join the jamboree.
00:30:38Come hootin', howlin', holler from the heart.
00:30:41This is pathetic.
00:30:42Everybody helping out a yodel here at Lester's Possum Pars.
00:30:47Join in, folks, it's yodeling time.
00:30:51No way.
00:30:52Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
00:30:56yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:31:08Don't you wanna be hanging from a tree?
00:31:11We're mighty glad to see you in the parking's always free.
00:31:15Here at Lester's Pop, Pop, Pop, Possum Pars.
00:31:25Hey, that's the ticket.
00:31:30I'll be right back in a little possum pal.
00:31:33My life's a living.
00:31:35Hello, little buddy.
00:31:39Who's your favorite possum?
00:31:42Don't touch me.
00:31:44Aw, why such a long face?
00:31:47You're so sad.
00:31:49I know.
00:31:51You need a big hug from Lester.
00:31:53Don't even think about it.
00:31:55See?
00:31:55Now you feel all good inside.
00:31:59Beat it, doofus.
00:32:05No, no, no, Dad, not that.
00:32:06Please.
00:32:07There you go, sport.
00:32:09What say we get our picture taken?
00:32:13You've got to be kidding.
00:32:16All right, but you're missing out.
00:32:22Hi, you son.
00:32:25Hey, everyone, check out the door.
00:32:28Say, Peppa Flash.
00:32:29Say a seabra ass.
00:32:32Say a seabra ass.
00:32:35Ah!
00:32:37Get it, get it, get it, get it.
00:32:38Get out of here, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.
00:32:42Back for spirit, Maxie.
00:32:45Whoa, no.
00:32:47Hey, stop, please.
00:32:49No, no.
00:32:51That's good seabra.
00:32:52No! No! No! No! No!
00:32:54No! No! No!
00:33:00Detour! Detour! Junior!
00:33:25Max!
00:33:27Hey, what the heck you trying to do?
00:33:30Trying to get away from you.
00:33:32Me? What'd I do?
00:33:35Forget it.
00:33:36I thought we was having fun.
00:33:38What's the matter? Nothing, let's just go.
00:33:41Come on!
00:33:53Oh, you dropped your hat.
00:33:56This is the stupidest vacation!
00:33:59You drag me from home, you jammed me in this dumb car,
00:34:01then drive a million miles away
00:34:02and see some stupid rat show!
00:34:05Call me when the trip's over.
00:34:29Bye!
00:34:53Hey, Max.
00:34:54You want to get in some fishing practice?
00:34:57Just a couple of days till we get to Lake Destiny.
00:35:01Maybe later.
00:35:36Whoa, now that's camping.
00:35:40You say something, Max.
00:35:42Ow!
00:35:48Mate? Goofy?
00:35:50Oh, what a serendipity doodah.
00:35:54Who'da thunk it, huh?
00:35:56Is PJ here?
00:35:58Oh, yeah.
00:35:59I'm sure he's loafing around here somewhere.
00:36:02It ain't no question of how or just a matter of week.
00:36:06You get the message that I'm trying to see.
00:36:09I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head.
00:36:12And you know I'm doing all I'm doing to the end.
00:36:15Oh, good girl.
00:36:16To stand out above the crowd, even if you've got to shout out loud.
00:36:23No matter what the look, it's Max, I get...
00:36:25Max!
00:36:26Hey!
00:36:27Whoa!
00:36:27Small wilderness, dude.
00:36:29Didn't expect to run into you.
00:36:31Apparently not.
00:36:32You're just jealous, man.
00:36:33Because you ain't got the moves.
00:36:35Yeah, you can keep the moves.
00:36:37But I wouldn't mind having this RV.
00:36:40Oh.
00:36:41You are so lucky, man.
00:36:42Right?
00:36:43Oh, come on.
00:36:44You're the star.
00:36:45What are you...
00:36:46Going to the Powerline concert?
00:36:48Oh, it's unbelievable, man.
00:36:50Who told you about that?
00:36:51Hey, come on.
00:36:52Everybody in town knows about it, Max.
00:36:54You are going to be famous, buddy.
00:36:57Especially with Roxanne.
00:37:00There's only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peach.
00:37:04Who?
00:37:05My dad.
00:37:07So tell me, Goof.
00:37:08Is that kid of yours still giving you guff?
00:37:10I don't know what's wrong.
00:37:12Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away.
00:37:17Maybe you ought to just back off.
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19Wrong, Goof.
00:37:20Look, if you keep them under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.
00:37:32Too bad, Pete.
00:37:34Almost.
00:37:35Almost?
00:37:36Watch this.
00:37:38PJ!
00:37:40Here, sir.
00:37:41Come on, sir.
00:37:41Yes, sir.
00:37:47Woo-hoo!
00:37:48Strike-o-la!
00:37:49Yeah!
00:37:51Yes!
00:37:51And the crowd goes wild.
00:37:54High five, son!
00:37:55Psych!
00:37:58Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner?
00:38:01Cool.
00:38:02Oh, no thanks, Pete.
00:38:03Max and I have some fish to catch.
00:38:05Dad, we can do that tomorrow.
00:38:07So, what are we having?
00:38:09But, Max, I thought...
00:38:10I wonder you're some Goof.
00:38:15Maximilian!
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Get your gear, little man.
00:38:18We're going fishing.
00:38:21And I mean now!
00:38:32Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
00:38:34Oh, now, come on.
00:38:34That never stopped me.
00:38:36Let me show you a little family secret handed down through about 12 or 13 Goof generations.
00:38:42The perfect cast.
00:38:44The perfect what?
00:38:45The perfect cast.
00:38:47My dad taught it to me when I was about your age.
00:38:50Okay, now.
00:38:51Watch carefully.
00:38:52You've got to be loose, relaxed, with your feet apart, and 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock, quarter to three,
00:39:03tour your pay, twist, over, pot-a-doo, I'm a little teapot, and I'm a wind-up!
00:39:11Huh?
00:39:25And now, we reel her in.
00:39:48Quick, get the camera!
00:39:54Must be over three pounds.
00:39:56Hey, I don't want to miss this.
00:40:01Look, Max.
00:40:03Uh, Dad?
00:40:06It's Bigfoot!
00:40:07Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot?
00:40:09You're out of focus.
00:40:13What's the idea to-
00:40:17Bigfoot!
00:40:22Behold the legendary Bigfoot!
00:40:25Fable for Selva-
00:40:29Perfect spot!
00:40:31Quick, the sunroof!
00:40:33Hurry up!
00:40:37Hurry up!
00:40:39Oh, I can't believe it.
00:40:49Bigfoot!
00:40:50And I got the only video!
00:40:52We're gonna be famous!
00:41:00Let's just get out of here.
00:41:24Is he gone yet?
00:41:36Nope.
00:41:38Still here.
00:41:45Gee, Max.
00:41:47Is that Bigfoot in your stomach?
00:41:48Man, I'm starving.
00:41:51Oh, I feel the alphabet soup coming up.
00:42:00Dad, Dad.
00:42:02Whoa!
00:42:03Dad!
00:42:05Give us the plane around!
00:42:06He's coming!
00:42:08Whoa!
00:42:13Whoa!
00:42:15Whoa!
00:42:16Whoa!
00:42:17Whoa!
00:42:18Whoa!
00:42:20Whoa!
00:42:22Whoa!
00:42:23Whoa!
00:42:23Whoa!
00:42:23Whoa!
00:42:30Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for something.
00:42:52What's so funny?
00:42:55Hi-dad soup.
00:42:57Huh?
00:42:57Don't tell me you don't remember Hi-dad soup.
00:43:01Oh, come on.
00:43:02Sure you do.
00:43:03You used to spell things out using the letters, like, uh, Hi-dad or Maxie or...
00:43:08Ambidextrous?
00:43:09Yeah, that's, uh, little words like, uh...
00:43:13Hasta la vista?
00:43:14Like, bye-bye.
00:43:16Or, I pledge allegiance.
00:43:18Or, I love you.
00:43:24Is it soup yet?
00:43:26Oh, I almost forgot.
00:43:29Whoa, where'd you learn to do that?
00:43:31Your grandad taught me that, when we went to Yosemite.
00:43:35You two did a lot together, huh?
00:43:38Yup.
00:43:40Max, you and I have a...
00:43:43Um...
00:43:44Um...
00:43:45How's the soup?
00:43:47Not bad.
00:43:48I'm not...
00:43:51What?
00:43:53Muffin.
00:44:01Well, we might as well get some shut-eye.
00:44:04I don't think we're going anywhere tonight.
00:44:06Good night.
00:44:25My Maxie.
00:44:29I...
00:44:55It's a mess.
00:45:04dear roxanne couldn't sleep so i thought i'd drop you a line dad and i are having a great time
00:45:12we're only days away from la and i can hardly wait for the big concert
00:45:20or hi dad's soup please
00:45:29dear roxanne i'm sorry i lied but i'm not really going to the power light concert
00:45:35you may never want to see me again oh man i'm dead no matter what i do
00:46:04oh
00:46:04oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:05oh
00:46:06oh
00:46:06oh
00:46:06oh
00:46:16oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:21oh
00:46:22oh
00:46:24oh
00:46:30oh
00:46:30oh
00:46:31oh
00:46:32oh
00:46:38how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon
00:46:42uh
00:46:43three and a half
00:46:46oh
00:46:47oh
00:46:48oh
00:46:48oh
00:46:49oh
00:46:50oh
00:46:50oh
00:46:50oh
00:47:05oh
00:47:17Pick up!
00:47:18All your horses!
00:47:25Short stack?
00:47:26Right here.
00:47:26Here you go, hon.
00:47:27Eggs?
00:47:29Eggs?
00:47:30Eggs?
00:47:31Uh-oh.
00:47:31Yeah, right here.
00:47:32Sorry.
00:47:33Here you go, cutie.
00:47:39Here you go, cutie.
00:47:52Max, I think we need to talk about this.
00:47:55Huh?
00:47:55Seemed it to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here.
00:48:00Excuse me, uh, can I have your attention, please?
00:48:04I, Goofy, hereby dub my son, Maximilian, official navigator and head witch-weyer of this here road trip.
00:48:13Isn't that nice?
00:48:16Seriously?
00:48:18Well, I'm not even looking at the map anymore.
00:48:20As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny.
00:48:25Trust you wholeheartedly, son.
00:48:26To the open road.
00:48:31To the open road.
00:48:47To the open road.
00:48:49Ow!
00:49:02Oh, boy!
00:49:04Oh, boy!
00:49:17Oh, boy!
00:49:17Oh, boy!
00:49:17Oh, boy!
00:49:18Oh, boy!
00:49:18Oh, boy!
00:49:19Oh, boy!
00:49:20Oh, boy!
00:49:22Oh, boy!
00:49:24Oh, boy!
00:49:25Oh, boy!
00:49:28Oh, boy!
00:49:34Oh, boy!
00:49:37Oh, boy!
00:49:38Oh, boy!
00:49:39Oh, boy!
00:49:40Oh, boy!
00:49:41Oh, boy!
00:49:42Oh, boy!
00:49:47Ha!
00:49:49Ha!
00:49:52Ha!
00:49:54Ha!
00:49:55Ha!
00:49:57Ha!
00:49:58Ha!
00:50:16Gorge.
00:50:18Whoa-ho-ho!
00:50:20Check out the bed.
00:50:23Check out the dresser.
00:50:25Coral.
00:50:27Nice lamp.
00:50:30Classy choice there, Navigator.
00:50:32This is the police!
00:50:33We've got the place surrounded, see?
00:50:35You goofs come out with your hands up!
00:50:38Ha!
00:50:39Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:50:41You should have seen the look on your face.
00:50:44Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:50:45You really had him fooled, Pete.
00:50:47Me? You jumped out of your skin.
00:50:49Uh-oh, I was just pretending for your sake.
00:50:51Oh, right, sure. Did, too.
00:50:53Did not.
00:50:54Oh, it is sweet.
00:50:57Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now.
00:51:00Under your thumb.
00:51:02So, since we're all being palsy-walsy here,
00:51:06how about letting me hook up the RV?
00:51:08Well...
00:51:09Oh, it's just a little tiny extension cord.
00:51:11You hardly even notice it.
00:51:12Okay.
00:51:13Great!
00:51:14PJ!
00:51:19Hey, Goof.
00:51:20Why don't you order us a pizza?
00:51:21This might take a while.
00:51:26No, I mean I think...
00:51:27Here you go, kids.
00:51:29I wanna go check out the hot tub.
00:51:31Okay, sir.
00:51:32All right.
00:51:32I can't believe you, man.
00:51:34Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that?
00:51:37It wasn't stupid.
00:51:39Come on, it was really stupid.
00:51:41Changing the map.
00:51:42I-I didn't know what I was doing, all right?
00:51:44I-I-I was panicked.
00:51:45I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
00:52:03-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
00:52:03-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
00:52:03-I...
00:52:03Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh?
00:52:06Haha, can't say somebody, man.
00:52:08At least...
00:52:10People are always putting too much water in these things.
00:52:13So, um...
00:52:14You and your son seem to be getting along just hunky-dory, huh?
00:52:18Yeah, it's been great.
00:52:20You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques work for me.
00:52:23Harder I tried, the worse I got.
00:52:25Once I eased up, things just clicked.
00:52:28Oh, that's swell.
00:52:29So, uh, no problems then, huh?
00:52:33Not a one.
00:52:38I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but, uh...
00:52:42What is it, Pete?
00:52:44Your kid's duping you.
00:52:46What do you mean?
00:52:48Well, I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he changed the map,
00:52:51so you're heading straight to L.A., pal.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Oh, you tried, goof.
00:52:57He's just a bad kid, that's all.
00:53:00I don't believe you.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03I don't believe you, Pete.
00:53:05Oh, hey, don't take my word for it.
00:53:07Check your map.
00:53:08I don't need to check the map.
00:53:10I trust my son.
00:53:12You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be,
00:53:16but he loves me.
00:53:19Hey, my son respects me.
00:53:22Yeah.
00:53:25Check the map, goof.
00:53:26I don't need to move.
00:54:01Hey, Dad.
00:54:04Sorry about the mess.
00:54:06I'll clean it up.
00:54:18I think I better go.
00:54:19See you, Peach.
00:54:21Don't forget.
00:54:22Power line.
00:54:23Shh!
00:54:29Don't forget.
00:54:59Well, here you go, Navigator.
00:55:03Just follow my route on the map, son.
00:55:07Okay.
00:55:12Here comes our junction.
00:55:17Okay, Max, now this is it.
00:55:19Left or right?
00:55:20Oh, come on, Max.
00:55:39Come on, Max.
00:55:41How about a song, Dad?
00:55:44Uh, a game?
00:55:46A game, yeah.
00:55:47Yeah, a game, okay.
00:55:48Uh, a man or a woman?
00:55:51A man?
00:55:52A man.
00:55:52Okay, uh, Walt Disney.
00:55:53Uh, a man or a man or a man, okay?
00:56:17Uh...
00:56:18Dad.
00:56:18Dad, listen, about my directions. Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you something, Dad.
00:56:25Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right?
00:56:31Forget it.
00:56:47Hey, hey, hey, the car! What? Now you wanna drive, too? No, Dad, the car! Look! The car!
00:56:58What do you do now, Max? I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it.
00:57:11You locked it. I locked it. It's your door. You locked it. Will you distract me?
00:57:18You should have put the brake on. Why don't you just put it on yourself?
00:57:22I see you ruin everything.
00:57:27Why don't we eat you on my vacation?
00:57:31I want it!
00:57:33I never wanted to go on this stupid vacation!
00:57:51Now look where you got us, Dad! Where I got us! You sure let me stay at home!
00:57:56Why? So you ended up in prison?
00:57:59Prison? What are you talking about? Your principal called me!
00:58:04It's not what you think! You even lied to me!
00:58:07I had to! You were ruining my life!
00:58:09I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?
00:58:12I'm not! You're a little boy anymore, Dad!
00:58:15I've grown up! I've got my own life now!
00:58:19I know that! I just wanted to be part of it!
00:58:25You're my son, Max. No matter how big you get, you'll always be my son.
00:58:31You're my son!
00:58:36You're my son, Max.
00:58:39You're my son, Max.
00:58:43You're my son!
00:58:45I'm sick!
00:58:52You're my son, Max.
00:58:57You're my son!
00:59:18There are times you drive me, shall we say bananas, and your mind is missing, no offense,
00:59:26a screw, untaken, still whatever mess I land in, who is always understanding, nobody else but you.
00:59:37Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be, so to speak, askew,
00:59:46who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each catastrophe, nobody else but you.
00:59:58Nobody else but you, it's just our luck, we're stuck together.
01:00:06Nobody else but you, it's crazy enough to believe we'll come through.
01:00:17So your jokes are all, let's face it, prehistoric, and your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo.
01:00:27But when life becomes distressing, who will I be SOSing?
01:00:31If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue.
01:00:36Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated, and he's nobody else.
01:00:43But nobody else but you, we've turned into a true blue duo.
01:00:53Hard times, we've had a few.
01:00:57Like we're thrown in the drink, like we're tossed out of town.
01:01:02But when I start to sleep, hey, I'd rather go down with nobody else but why on you.
01:01:15Oh, Dad.
01:01:20Well, anyway, I figure she's never going to want to talk to me again, much less go out.
01:01:25What a dumb lie, huh?
01:01:27Well, what do you know, my Maxie, in love.
01:01:32Gosh, you're really growing up.
01:01:34Happened so fast, I guess I sort of missed it.
01:01:39Well, I think the only thing for us to do now is to get you up on stage with this
01:01:44power line fella.
01:01:46Uh, how are we going to do that?
01:01:48Now, you just leave that up to me.
01:01:50No, Dad, really. I think we should just, you know, forget it.
01:01:53Now, how come you always think I'm going to lead you into some sort of calamity?
01:01:57Uh, Dad?
01:01:59What's wrong now?
01:02:00Look!
01:02:04A waterfall!
01:02:06A waterfall!
01:02:17Dad!
01:02:19Go out!
01:02:35Grab a hold, Max!
01:02:37Yeah!
01:02:42Ah!
01:02:44Ah!
01:02:45Ah!
01:02:45Ah!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:46Ah!
01:02:47Ah!
01:02:48Ah!
01:02:49Ah!
01:02:50Ah!
01:02:53Ah!
01:02:55Ah!
01:02:58Ah!
01:03:04Ah!
01:03:06Ah!
01:03:18To be continued...
01:03:52Perfect canst.
01:04:11Boy, this has been one crazy vacation.
01:04:14It looks all over yet.
01:04:37We made it.
01:04:38Come on, Max. Let's get you on stage.
01:04:40Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
01:04:42Yeah, yeah!
01:04:45That again.
01:04:47Dad?
01:04:48Dad?
01:04:56I got myself in motion.
01:05:00One I know that you'll understand.
01:05:03We set the world in motion.
01:05:07By reaching out for each other's hands.
01:05:11Maybe we'll discover what we should have known all along.
01:05:15What are you doing here?
01:05:17Hey!
01:05:18What?
01:05:20What?
01:05:22What?
01:05:22If we listen to each other's heart,
01:05:27we find we're never too far apart.
01:05:30And maybe love is the reason why.
01:05:34The first time ever seeing it eye to eye.
01:05:38That Goofy ain't there.
01:05:41Don't worry. He'll be there.
01:05:43Seeing it eye to eye.
01:05:46Seeing it eye to eye.
01:05:49Seeing it eye to eye.
01:05:49You made it.
01:05:50Seeing it eye to eye.
01:05:53I think we're seeing it eye to eye.
01:05:54Fuck, Mom.
01:06:02Hey dad! Dad!
01:06:04You're the perfect cast!
01:06:12If you never lose last time,
01:06:15you wouldn't let yourself fall.
01:06:17Whoa!
01:06:19Whoa!
01:06:20Whoa!
01:06:20Whoa!
01:06:21Whoa!
01:06:22Whoa!
01:06:27If we listen to each other's heart
01:06:32We'll find we're never too far
01:06:35And maybe not every reason why
01:06:39For the first time ever
01:06:41See it at heart and I
01:06:45See it at heart
01:06:47See it at heart
01:06:49See it at heart
01:06:50For the first time
01:06:51For the first time
01:06:56See it at heart
01:06:58See it at heart
01:06:59See it at heart
01:07:00For the first time ever
01:07:04Yeah, yeah
01:07:06Come on, baby
01:07:07I do it
01:07:08I do it
01:07:10I do it
01:07:11I do it
01:07:12I do it
01:07:14I do it
01:07:14I do it
01:07:16I do it
01:07:30you're doing the right thing son yeah I know but you'll probably never talk to me again
01:07:36well if she doesn't maybe she's just not the one for you that's what I'm afraid of
01:08:06hi remember me daddy max I saw you on TV you were great yeah I mean no no I mean
01:08:17I
01:08:19Roxanne I lied to you I don't even know powerline what are you talking about a billion people saw
01:08:25you dance with him yeah well I I never met him before the concert that is you mean that story
01:08:33about powerline and your dad why would you make up something like that I don't know I I guess I
01:08:41just wanted you to like me I already liked you max from the very first time I heard you laugh
01:08:54so you want to do something tonight definitely oh oh no I can't I can't what well I'm kind of
01:09:01doing
01:09:02some with my dad honest how about tomorrow deal
01:09:11oh
01:09:11oh
01:09:12oh
01:09:12oh
01:09:12oh
01:09:12oh
01:09:12oh
01:09:15oh
01:09:40Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad.
01:09:42Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:41Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:56Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:10:58Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:02Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:11:34Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:02Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:16Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:19Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:12:49Enchanté.
01:13:06Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:13:35Enchanté.
01:14:03Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:18Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:27Enchanté, mademoiselle.
01:14:30Enchanté, mademoiselle.
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