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My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Let's go!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep,
01:05you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:53What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint's doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:33Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously?
07:00Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck.
07:23I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide bird.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:17Asshole, using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:10I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:14Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:56Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy.
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me.
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:52Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé.
11:56My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog.
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No!
12:13Let go!
12:15With nymph blood in my veins,
12:18even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck.
12:31My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:36Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss?
12:45Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe.
13:00Now drink.
13:03Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients,
13:38where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:07I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:28You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy, help!
15:01Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:22Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37Ha ha ha ha ha!
15:46Hoo!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:06What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:11I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again,
16:16and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:19You ruined my meal?
16:23Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run!
16:49Go!
16:55Run from the Lucian Hydro,
16:58you pathetic little insects.
17:06You!
17:07You!
17:07Posei?!
17:09That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:13That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:15If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:28Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:06Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:12Oh my God!
18:17Oh!
18:22Oh!
18:25Oh!
18:42my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:48no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:06enjoying the show
19:17my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
19:21listen to me if any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:25i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my leash
19:44my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you
19:48i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
19:58that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs
20:02but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in some trench
20:07right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:23the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:27who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:43poseidon
20:53is haides still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:02who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:09i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:19you know who i am
21:20hades is ace
21:22you crash my spot you die here
21:46little fish
21:55haded staff
21:57one shot
21:58the sea king
21:59he's real
22:02hades
22:03you hiding
22:05come out
22:06or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:08one
22:10two
22:15thank the fates
22:16the boss is here
22:22boss
22:23this bum
22:30you idiot
22:31piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:33you're done
22:34get out
22:35in front of poseidon
22:37your ants
22:38i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord
22:46is this handling satisfactory
22:48i'm not here for fun
22:50dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:56understood
22:57i'll mobilize every team right now
22:59you have three days
23:00i'll be back
23:05everyone
23:06drop what you're doing
23:07full sweep on the leora and child
23:09every resource
23:11every contact
23:12now
23:12tell them poseidon's back
23:14yes boss
23:22poseidon's back
23:22let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:33dylan wants the woman dead
23:35kid comes with us alive
23:36she's still hurt
23:37easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew
23:53surprise daddy for lunch
24:01a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:05pathetic
24:08who are you
24:11dylan's orders
24:12come quietly to the stronghold
24:14or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy
24:18who's the ugly goat man
24:20hand over the kid
24:30stay away from my daughter
24:32don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:51this forest is locked down
24:53surrender now
24:55i'll go with you
24:57on one condition
24:58let my daughter go
25:00no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine
25:15you die
25:18you
25:19poisoned me
25:23my poison fog
25:25the more you fight
25:26the faster it rots you
25:28from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:32even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:38you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:43the kid's coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:48come at me
25:50feisty one
25:51dylan wants you dead
25:53but first
25:55i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:09let my mommy go
26:11you bastard
26:19lily
26:19lily
26:21run
26:21get out of here
26:26serve me well
26:28and i might let her run
26:29a little longer
26:37lily
26:58you touch my woman
27:00you're a dead man
27:07jack
27:09what the hell just happened
27:14you okay babe
27:15so you're the boyfriend
27:17too bad
27:18i'll snap every bone
27:19in your body
27:20with one hand
27:44if i pull this vine
27:46the whole cliff
27:47goes with us demon
27:50run all you want
27:51my pack
27:52tears you both apart
28:05go
28:06go
28:20go
28:24Oh
28:53Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her
28:57Shh Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right now
29:09Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick
29:19Lily
29:19Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:25Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:28Okay
29:32You are the best
29:41Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die
29:48You're not human. Who the hell are you? My daughter's here. So I'm keeping it clean
29:54Disappear
30:13Okay Lily, you can turn around now
30:19Daddy? What happened to the bad guy? He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out
30:32Lily, stay right here inside this circle
30:34Don't move
30:35Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
30:37I'll be right back
30:43Daddy, be careful
30:46Don't worry Lily
30:47No one's ever beaten your dad
30:55That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph
30:58How much longer you got?
31:00Let me have my fun first
31:03So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die
31:18Damn, you take a hit well
31:20Let's enjoy this body
31:23Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:26For Jack and Lily
31:28Even if I die
31:29I'm taking this beast down with me
31:33No signal?
31:34You trying to hog the glory?
31:36More coming
31:37Killing one won't save Jack and Lily
31:39No choice
31:40I'm taking them down with me
31:42This the woman Dylan wants?
31:44Where the kid?
31:45Some guy took the brat
31:48Useless
31:49Grab her first
31:50Then we hunt the child
31:55Just let Jack and Lily be safe
32:01You all want to come at once?
32:03Then die together
32:04Pick your graves
32:17Why did you come back?
32:19Where's Lily?
32:23Lily's safe
32:24Don't push yourself
32:28So this is the woman's secret lover
32:31Her taste is trash
32:33Beg now
32:34And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece
32:37Refuse
32:38And you'll be screaming
32:39End it fast
32:44You?
32:44In our eyes, you're not even an enemy
32:47Just weeds to be crushed under feet
32:50Just hold on a little longer
32:53Jack means more to me than anything
32:55I won't let him get hurt
33:06You want my husband?
33:08Step over my corpse first
33:11In a hurry to die?
33:13Fine!
33:14I'll oblige!
33:42You're half dead already!
33:45How the hell did you knock me back?
33:47The sea is sinking
33:48Those are Poseidon's warriors
33:51This
33:53Can't be
34:18Ancient Ekethra?
34:20The coastal legend monster?
34:21Why would she be here?
34:25Ha ha ha!
34:26Our boss has real backing
34:28He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards
34:31No matter how strong you are
34:33Kneel and beg!
34:35They're coming for us
34:36We're finished
34:37Don't worry, darling
34:39Things might turn around
34:40Lyra Vale has been captured
34:42Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant
34:48They're here for me!
34:49Jack, stay behind me!
34:51With me here, no one touches you
34:54Stop saying that, Jack!
34:55Look around!
34:56We're surrounded!
34:57We could actually die here!
35:04My lords!
35:05Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:11You worthless creature!
35:14You shouldn't even exist
35:16Where I stand!
35:24Who dares show such insolence
35:28Before the Lord of the Sea?
35:30Bye!
35:30I'm back!
35:31My family!
35:32I'm back!
35:33I'm back!
35:34I'm back!
35:35You
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