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The Boulet Brothers Halfway to Halloween 2023
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00:16It's the Boulay Brothers Halfway to Halloween TV Special
00:21Starring
00:22David Dasbalgen
00:25Taryn Killam
00:27Kevin Smith
00:31Matthew Villard
00:40Rachel True
00:42Quinn Temple
00:45Derek Mears
00:49And hold me tight and keep a kissing me, sweetie, for all the night
00:58Jorge Garcia
01:00Barbara Crampton
01:03Melissa Rose
01:11Katya Zomalochikova
01:13Steve Agee
01:17Beth Dover
01:19The Nightmare Girls
01:22Smirk O'Kane, Melissa B. Pierce, and Kendra Onyx.
01:30Dana DiLorenzo.
01:33John Ross Bowie.
01:36Eve Dostmulchin.
01:40Sigourney Beaver.
01:45Whoa, whoa, there's love for you to kiss me in your own sweet way.
01:54And the queens of darkness themselves, your hunting hosts for the evening, the Goulet Brothers.
02:05Welcome to the show, darlings, and happy halfway to Halloween.
02:12As we all know, there are so many of you little goblins and ghoulie-goos out there who just love
02:17all things Halloween and horror.
02:18But unfortunately, you've got another six months into your favorite holiday is here.
02:23And we feel it would just be cruel to make you wait all through the spring and summer just to
02:27get your fiendish fix.
02:29So, we've decided, as the newest self-appointed sentinels of Samhain,
02:34to give you a little sustenance by creating our own holiday special
02:37that will give you a sinful serving of Halloween and horror
02:40that is guaranteed to keep you well-fed until October 31st.
02:45You see, tonight, we've put a special call out to all of our fellow famous monsters
02:50to come together and join us for a sinister spectral spectacular
02:54filled with blood, gore, witches, vampires, and all things that go bump in the night
03:00for a halfway to Halloween celebration.
03:05So, why don't you just go ahead and turn down the lights,
03:08lock your doors, and pull those covers up over your heads because...
03:12It's time for the Boulay Brothers Halfway to Halloween TV special to begin!
03:34It's time for the Boulay Brothers Halfway to Halloween TV special to begin!
03:47I mean, what's the deal with pitchforks?
03:48I've never seen a villager bale hay!
03:52Well, I quit my job!
03:55You quit?
03:56I quit!
03:57Get out!
03:59Why'd you do that?
04:00I can't work for that guy anymore!
04:02He's insane!
04:04Literally!
04:05What did you expect?
04:07He's a mad scientist!
04:11You know, you never see any normal scientists.
04:14They're all mad!
04:16Just once, I'd love to work for a normal scientist.
04:21You know what this means, Igor.
04:23Without a job, you're gonna have to move back in with your parent.
04:29Great!
04:30I give up one mad scientist for two mad parents!
04:34Maybe it won't be so bad.
04:36Maybe one person who's more insane than my parents!
04:45Well, full moon.
04:48So?
04:49So?
04:49So what?
04:51Look at my face.
04:53It's covered with fur.
04:54I got fangs.
04:55Just don't kill anyone.
04:58This isn't gonna kill anybody.
05:00You're a werewolf.
05:01It's what you do.
05:02You kill people.
05:03Oh!
05:05I can manage to not kill anybody for one full moon.
05:09You.
05:09You can't go one full hour without killing somebody.
05:13I can last longer than you.
05:16Care to make it interesting?
05:21What are you thinking?
05:23I'll bet you a hundred dollars you kill someone before me.
05:27I want in on them.
05:28Okay, deal.
05:29Hey, count me in two.
05:30You?
05:31Yeah.
05:32You don't kill people.
05:32You're a lab assistant.
05:34We're monsters.
05:34We kill people.
05:36Oh, I kill people.
05:38What do you think I do on my days off?
05:39Okay, but you're gonna have to put in more money.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Five hundred bucks.
05:46Deal.
05:48All right.
05:49Get him up.
05:51Now, may the best monster or lab assistant win.
06:06What do you want to eat, huh?
06:17Time to die.
06:18Yeah.
06:22Jimmy, I've told you, playing with dolls is for girls.
06:25Now, get ready for bed.
06:29Hey, kids.
06:30Do you want to kill your awful parents, but you're not sure how to hide the body?
06:33Well, have we got the answer for you.
06:36Introducing the Easy Cake Cremation Oven.
06:43Simply murder your parents.
06:48Dismember their bodies.
06:50And set your cremation ovens to 1,600 degrees Fahrenheit and watch your worries disappear.
07:01Oh, look.
07:02It's Mommy's wedding ring.
07:06Kids.
07:07What's that smell?
07:09Smells like something's burning.
07:11Let me give you a hand.
07:14That's what we were hoping.
07:16The new Easy Cake Cremation Oven comes with everything you see here.
07:20Light bulb not included.
07:36Nothing quite says Halloween like murdering your family, does it?
07:42Absolutely not.
07:44I mean, just look at Michael Myers.
07:46He's made a killing out of it.
07:50Well, speaking of Michael Myers and murder, that reminds me.
07:53We've already seen the devil, a werewolf, an Igor, and a Frankenstein Seinfeld.
07:58But we haven't really seen any blood yet.
08:00And I'm starting to get a little thirsty.
08:04Me too.
08:05What about you, darlings?
08:07Are you ready for a little blood?
08:09Well, I hope you are.
08:11Because coming up next, we've got a campground slasher, a satanic siren, and a trip to the puppet theater that
08:17you won't soon forget.
08:18So without further ado, let's begin the next abominable act by welcoming to the stage the satanic singing sensations themselves,
08:27the one and only Twin Temple.
09:18I've got a girl and her name is Babylon.
09:22She looks a vision, naked in her exifon.
09:27We'll set the night off fire and light up the golden dawn.
09:33Whoa!
09:35I'm a baby.
09:36Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-ba-balon.
09:39Sacred core, I fall upon.
09:41Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-balon.
09:43Sacred core, I fall upon.
09:46Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-balon.
09:48Sacred core, I fall upon.
09:51La-ba-ba-balon.
09:54La-ba-ba-balon.
09:55The bells are ringing.
09:58We say now it's got her hand.
10:00She's the mother of my abomination.
10:05Don't want her waiting.
10:07What an invocation.
10:11Whoa!
10:12Whoa!
10:14Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-balon.
10:16Secret core, I fall upon.
10:19Ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-balon.
10:21Secret core, I fall upon.
10:24Ba-ba-ba-ba, Ba-ba-balon.
10:26Secret core, I fall upon.
10:30Love have a wrong.
10:32Seven, seven, seven, eight, three
10:37Seven, seven, seven, eight, three
10:42Seven, seven, seven
10:49She makes me bleed
11:26Seven, seven, seven, seven, eight, three
11:31Seven, seven, seven, eight, three
12:12Are you ready for fun?
12:14Are you ready for friends?
12:17Are you ready for adventure?
12:19Well, we don't have any of those things here
12:21But if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Arawak
12:25You can have all that and more
12:27Wait, did we change that?
12:29Because I'm...
12:30Okay, can we do it again?
12:31But if you drop your kids off with us here at Camp Happy Traw
12:35You can have all that and more
12:38And I don't mean just for a few weeks
12:40I mean forever
12:43Have you tried everything with little Jessie
12:46But she's still just an annoying little bitch no matter what you do?
12:49Is driving Tommy to repetitive, boring football games
12:53And never-ending sports practices ruining your social life?
12:57Do you hate looking at Jan's face?
13:00Because even though she can't help it
13:01She looks just like your mother-in-law
13:03And that's never gonna change
13:04And you just can't take it for one more goddamn day?
13:09Well, here at Camp Happy Traw
13:11We know exactly how to help
13:16At Camp Happy Traw
13:22We specialize in taking care of problem teams like yours
13:26No matter what the issue may be
13:28Our specially trained counselors, they've seen it all
13:32And can help with problems that therapists, priests, and teachers say can't be fixed
13:37With exciting activities like archery
13:53Axe throwing
14:04And not tying
14:10After one season of being with us here at Camp Happy Traw
14:13You can rest assured that your little mistake won't be coming home again anytime soon
14:25Right, Johnny?
14:28I'm sorry I was such a dick my whole life
14:31Too late!
14:36So if you're looking for the next greatest
14:42Just one
15:00So anyway
15:01You should call us today
15:04Camp Happy Traw
15:06To begin your new journey
15:07In a whole new life
15:09Without any baggage
15:10Today
15:13Call 1-800-CAMP-KIDS
15:14To book your child's day today
15:39Sorry I didn't see you standing there
15:41Greetings!
15:41Boils and ghouls, witchy poos and boo berries
15:44It's that time of year
15:45The perfect time of year
15:46For a horror comic
15:47And you think comic books are just spandex and superheroes
15:50Think again my friend
15:51Horror comics have been around since the 1940s
15:54From Dr. Occult
15:55To
16:00These things were so spooky that even the government tried to get them banned
16:05There were senate hearings in 1954
16:07Blaming horror comics for juvenile delinquency
16:11It was
16:16And you know what we have to say to censorship, don't you?
16:20We say fuck censorship with a witch's broken tit
16:23That's what we have
16:28Okay
16:29Maybe I'm getting a little too freaked out reading this
16:31But you know what?
16:32I gotta find out how it ends
16:33So if you'll excuse me
16:52Good evening my frightful fanatics
16:55My deathly devotees
16:58Tonight's tale takes us into the world of a loving puppet maker
17:02And his wife
17:04The puppets are their children
17:07And you know what they say about children
17:09They see all
17:12Even when we think they aren't watching
17:44The puppeteer loved his puppets with all his heart
17:49Have some hot tea my dear
17:52Your cough will wake the dead
17:54Thank you my love
17:56Oh of course my dove
17:58Now
18:00Now let me get back to work
18:01Our little children need me
18:13The puppeteer loved performing
18:15And his wife helped to run their struggling business
18:20But alas
18:22The life of a puppeteer's wife
18:24Isn't resplendent with the fancy mink stalls
18:27And jewellery
18:28That the puppeteer's wife felt she deserved
18:31But she had a plan
18:33That she had been implementing
18:35Slowly but surely
18:37Drop by drop
18:39For quite some time
19:03She cashed in his life insurance
19:06And sold the old theatre
19:07Where the puppeteer had plied his trade
19:10And then she planned to sell
19:12All of the puppets
19:14That people would be willing to buy
19:16And for those that didn't
19:17And these old puppets can just go in the trash
19:20They're just wood and string
19:24Wood and string
19:27Worthless
19:37No!
19:40No!
19:42No!
19:45No!
20:17I hate me!
20:49I hate me!
20:51I hate me!
20:54I hate you!
20:55I hate you!
20:57I hate you!
20:59Woof!
21:01Woof!
21:02Now that was some scary shit, kids.
21:04But, it's just a comic book.
21:06Absolutely nothing to be scared of.
21:10Because...
21:15Oh shit!
21:16Oh shit!
21:37Now that was entertaining.
21:43Twin Temple are so cool.
21:47I just love the devil.
21:52While Halloween may be all about monsters, horror, and getting scared,
21:56we mustn't forget that it's also all about candy and treats.
21:59And we happen to have a special guest chef here on hand
22:02who is going to give you a lesson on how to make some quick, delicious holiday fare
22:05that is sure to satiate all of the little trick-or-treaters in your neighborhood.
22:09And, speaking of creepy cuisine,
22:11we also have a super weird musical guest who came here all the way from Russia
22:15just to perform a song that celebrates her favorite Halloween treat, ravioli.
22:19Ravioli!
22:24Bon appetit, uglies!
22:27And let the show begin!
22:30Ravioli!
22:54Hello, darlings.
22:55I'm Barbara Crampton.
22:57Welcome to my kitchen.
22:59I'm going to teach you how to prepare some of my favorite, fast, spooky recipes
23:05that are guaranteed to make you feel like the season of the witch is right around the corner.
23:12I'll start things off with a finger food recipe.
23:17Crush the meat around the bone and the knuckles so that you can loosen them up.
23:22So I'm using a nutcracker.
23:25Oh, my God, that's amazing!
23:27Do you hear that crunch?
23:29It's going to be delicious.
23:30And then you want to sprinkle a little bit of lemon,
23:35and some extra virgin olive oil.
23:37I always use it.
23:38Don't they look delicious?
23:41I might have to take a little see of one.
23:45Mmm.
23:46Next, brain vichyssois.
23:50Mmm.
23:50Here, we're going to take a fresh head.
23:54Crack open the cranium.
23:56Ready?
23:58Oh!
24:00Oh, my gosh.
24:02Well, you know, it gets a little messy, but, um, it's worth it.
24:06We're actually going to take the brain out of the skull.
24:11So, all that delicious juice in there.
24:15I'm going to lift this up.
24:17There we go.
24:18Oh, my God, that looks amazing.
24:20And we're going to take that and pop it just like that.
24:24Bam!
24:25Beef roth.
24:27There you go.
24:28I didn't measure, but I think that should be good.
24:31I think this is the best part of the whole recipe.
24:35Pig's feet.
24:36Yummy.
24:37Mash that in.
24:38Maybe, I don't know, one more.
24:40That didn't feel like quite enough.
24:42It already sounds delicious.
24:46Perfect.
24:47Look at that beautiful crimson color.
24:50That is going to be amazing.
24:53Oh, my gosh.
24:54We're going to take the whole head and bake it in the oven for about two hours.
25:02Ooh, la, la.
25:04Ha, ha.
25:06As you can see, the finished dish is just, well, to die for.
25:13Last but not least is our main course, which is a classic cannibal charcoal barbecue.
25:21See what I did there?
25:22Ha, ha.
25:24Now, as you can see, I already have a fresh carcass, but what I'm going to show you is
25:30how to glaze it.
25:31Now, first, you want to take the giblets out.
25:36Yeah.
25:37Yeah.
25:37They're a little stringy, but they're going to be so yummy.
25:41My hands got a little, I don't know, red from all the blood.
25:45I got to wipe them off.
25:46Yeah.
25:47That's good.
25:49Now, you're going to mix this right up with some other stuff.
25:52First, we have a little soy sauce.
25:54Pour that right in.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Everybody loves ketchup.
25:58You can put it on anything.
26:00That is going to be amazing.
26:03Now, just toss it all over the crispy exterior of the body.
26:08Ha, ha.
26:10Ha, ha.
26:11Ha, ha.
26:11Ha, ha.
26:11So, voila.
26:12That's all the time we have today, my friends.
26:15I hope you enjoy making these recipes with your family as much as I enjoyed making them
26:21with your family.
26:23Ha, ha, ha.
26:24Happy halfway to Halloween, ghouls.
26:25And we'll see you next time on From Beyond Barbara's Kitchen.
26:30It's delicious.
26:36Do you have questions about your love life?
26:38Do you wonder if you'll meet the man of your dreams?
26:40Are you curious about how many kids you'll have or how rich you'll be one day?
26:44Do you want to know if your husband is cheating on you?
26:46Well, now you can get the answers to all of these questions and more by calling us here
26:49at the Halfway to Halloween Hotline.
26:51Everybody knows Halloween is the time when our world is closest to the spirit world.
26:57But if you need help now, our Halfway to Halloween operators are standing by to connect
27:03you directly to some spooky spirits who can answer all your psychic questions.
27:09And more.
27:12Let's take a call now and I'll show you how easy it is.
27:18Hello, caller.
27:19How can we help you?
27:20Oh, yeah.
27:22That slutty witch costume is so fucking hot.
27:25Oh, I just want to stick my face in your-
27:27Whoa, uh, let's move on to the next caller.
27:33Hello, stranger.
27:34How can we help you?
27:36Hi.
27:36My mom doesn't know I'm gay, but I was-
27:38Yes, she does.
27:40And it's your best friend.
27:42She's the one.
27:43Are you sure?
27:44The spirits can see that.
27:46Well, no.
27:47But honestly, your friend sounds like a real bitch.
27:50Oh my gosh, thank you.
27:51You helped me so much.
27:52Oh, thank you.
27:53Bye-bye now.
27:55Bye.
27:55God, what a fucking loser.
27:57Excuse me?
27:59Hello?
28:00Knock, knock.
28:01Uh, who's there?
28:02I'm glad you asked.
28:03I'm glad you asked.
28:03For an easy payment of $59.99 per minute, you can have these answers and more.
28:08Hi, so I have a stalker, and I want to know if he's watching me now.
28:11Ooh, okay.
28:12Let me see what my tarot cards hold for you.
28:19Oh, the death card.
28:21Uh, death does not necessarily mean you're gonna die.
28:26See, the death card holds many meanings.
28:30You know, in some cultures, death means rebirth.
28:33Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
28:36Hello?
28:38Call us now at the Halfway to Halloween hotline, and get your questions answered today.
28:46Our service and website are for entertainment only.
28:48This service is for adults 18 years of age and older.
29:06Bye.
29:16Bye.
32:40And also, nothing says Halloween like a sexy late-night hookup.
32:46Halloween always makes people lose their inhibitions and can get them caught up in all sorts of scandalous acts.
32:53True, but as we all know, but as we all know, the people who usually partake in provocation rarely make
33:00it out alive, which sadly may be the case for the hot and horny couple in our next story.
33:05You see, it was a dark and we'll be right back.
33:10Now, now, you don't want to spoil the surprise.
33:17And speaking of surprises, we have one of our own coming up right after our next naughty narration.
33:23Stay tuned, Dougie's, look, okay, okay, don't be nervous.
33:38We have already done it.
33:39We have already done it with a few girls now, and we've already done it with a few girls now,
33:41and you promised we could do it with a guy next.
33:43Yeah, I know.
33:43Come on, baby.
33:45It's our anniversary.
33:47Be adventurous.
33:48But what if he tries something with me?
33:51That is going to be fun.
33:53If he tries something with me, I mean, he's going to...
33:55No!
34:00Oh, my God.
34:01I think that's him.
34:02Yeah.
34:03I think...
34:03Hi.
34:04Hi.
34:04Uh, go, go, get...
34:05Go around, go around.
34:07Let him in, let him in.
34:08Okay, okay, that scared me, but...
34:09Oh.
34:10Wait, how do I look?
34:10How do I look?
34:11How do I look?
34:11Good?
34:12Okay, good.
34:12Okay.
34:13Let him in, let him in.
34:14Yep.
34:17Okay.
34:18How do I look?
34:22Whoa.
34:27You, you are much bigger in real life.
34:32Yeah, that's what they always say.
34:35I bet they do.
34:37Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
34:41Please don't.
34:41Uh, I'm a lumberjack.
34:43I thought you said you read my profile.
34:45I don't read.
34:47She read.
34:47I did, and I forgot to tell you he's a lumberjack.
34:49You didn't tell me.
34:50He's a lumberjack.
34:51I forgot to tell you.
34:52You gotta tell me he's a lumberjack.
34:53He's a lumberjack.
34:53I'm so sorry.
34:54Please sit down.
34:56I'll, uh, get some drinks for us.
34:58You, you have an axe.
35:00That's awesome.
35:02Ugh.
35:02Look, I just, I just have to ask.
35:04Do you do this sort of thing often?
35:06Oh, yeah.
35:07Sometimes couples just need someone to come into their relationship and, uh, tear them up.
35:15You know what I mean.
35:16Yeah, I mean, I, uh, I don't know if we're looking for all that, but.
35:21It's like sometimes they start off just wanting to have a little bit of fun.
35:25Once I get started, I just get out of control.
35:31Before you know it, I get so heated up and I just want to split them both in two.
35:36Oh, my God.
35:37Okay, tired.
35:39Look, we are very excited for what happens next.
35:43Um, just be gentle.
35:46You know what?
35:47I am going to get into something a little more comfortable.
35:50And we want you two to bond.
35:53Okay?
35:54It's gonna be great.
35:56Wait till you see what she has planned for you.
35:58It's gonna be amazing.
36:09All right, guys, that's what I'm talking about.
36:21Boys, make sure you save some for me.
36:40All right, boys, I'm coming.
36:45I can't take a break.
36:47I can't take a break.
36:54Open up, baby.
36:56Don't be scared.
36:57It only hurts when it first goes in.
36:59No, no, no!
37:01No, no!
37:04No, no, no!
37:05No!
37:05No!
37:06No!
37:38No!
37:38No!
37:39No!
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:43No!
37:44No!
37:46No!
37:48No!
37:48No!
37:57No!
37:59No!
38:00No!
38:00No!
38:01If you want to know how to fly, then go now to the place where all the cops keep by.
38:05Feeding commerce with the marvel and the pale skin
38:07Wonder how they chew on the pointy teeth
38:10And they're a beauty, they know it's a duty
38:12To be caters in their hearts and their minds
38:14They'd have to whisper, see their nemesis
38:16To look into their eyes and you'll be in
38:21Transylvanian concubine
38:22You know it's close, they're like, oh, huh
38:27Stuck in with us, it's just time
38:34Transylvanian concubine
38:35Sorry I was the master cat, rolling with laughter now
38:38He's having just a one-piece of cake
38:40He has a make-up test, let's try to shake a pot
38:42And some form their lives, but they're deaf
38:44Besides their song
38:48They know what they do, it's wrong
38:52Spend you in the place, it's just time
38:59Transylvanian concubine
39:09Here the love is light, it's safe, it has been sight of death
39:12There hasn't been an evening like this
39:14Is what they wanted always to be lent
39:16That you could never be too rich or too thin
39:18No blood has run out
39:22Time to win any cute pouch
39:26Morning has come out and flow
39:29What have you learned from what has been shown?
39:37Transylvanian concubine
39:39You know it's close, they're like, oh, huh
39:44Stuck in with us, it's just time
39:50Transylvanian concubine
39:55You know it's close, they're like, oh, huh
40:00Stuck in with us, it's just time
40:07Transylvanian concubine
40:09You know it's close, they're like, oh, huh
40:27I'm afraid that's all the time we have with you tonight, darlings
40:30We do hope you've enjoyed yourselves
40:33And we want to thank you all for joining us
40:34For our first Halfway to Halloween TV special
40:38Nightmare girls, take it away
40:43We do hope you've enjoyed
41:09Umsynabriss
41:10Ast medias
41:11I was so introverted
41:12A black moon rock
41:15They'd almost add anything to that night
41:16Frey all mine and I have
41:20Polly on the saturated blood
41:23Chaffen pancanated
41:27Poly on saturated blood
41:31Yes, it's minimal
41:34But I'm rushing to be
41:38Unbowedاط
41:38Yeats How
41:39does it The
41:39I'll give you a fix, though my newly regenerated mix
41:43I gave him nitrogen-flamin flavor
41:45Non-carbonated polyunsaturated blood
41:49She gave him nitrogen-flamin flavor
41:52Now I'm going in it
41:55Polyunsaturated blood
41:57It keeps you quickly fusedly
41:59From bang-age to purple-fold efficiency
42:04Natural consuming nitrogen
42:05For a toy group
42:07He'll make a new vampire
42:08The new one
42:10One and eleven
42:12Only one calorie
42:14Only other fats are rated blood
42:16Just enjoy my brewing knowledge
42:20Now it's only works about the fight
42:23When you switch to your fighting war mess
42:26Don't get left
42:27For my new non-carbonated mess
42:30My rifle flavor flavor
42:32Non-carbonated
42:34Polyunsaturated blood
42:37Polyunsaturated blood
42:39Polyunsaturated blood
42:41Polyunsaturated blood
42:43Polyunsaturated blood
42:46Polyunsaturated blood
42:48Polyunsaturated blood
42:50Polyunsaturated blood
42:52Polyunsaturated blood
42:53Polyunsaturated blood
42:54Polyunsaturated blood
42:57Polyunsaturated blood
42:59Polyunsaturated blood
43:01Polyunsaturated blood
43:01Polyunsaturated blood
43:02Polyunsaturated blood
43:03Polyunsaturated blood
43:03Polyunsaturated blood
43:04Polyunsaturated blood
43:14Good night, uglies.
43:16We'll see you again on Halloween night.
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