00:00.
00:15Throughout the history of motion pictures, there have been many big dog stars.
00:23Toto had a big adventure.
00:30Petey had a big appetite.
00:35Rin Tin Tin was a big hero.
00:41And Lassie had a big heart.
00:44You've come back!
00:46But now, Ivan Reitman, who brought you Ghostbusters, Kindergarten Cobb, and Twins,
00:55promptly presents the biggest dog star of them all.
01:04You!
01:05Beethoven.
01:09No, no, no!
01:11No, no, no!
01:13No!
01:17Wherever there's trouble.
01:22Wherever there's danger.
01:25Oh, my gosh! Emily's in the pool!
01:31Wherever there's food.
01:37Mutt.
01:38Oh, I just love these big, dumb animals.
01:47Look who's coming to the rescue.
01:53Whoa!
01:54Dad!
01:55Honey?
01:56With a little help from his friends.
01:59Check the noise!
02:01Really, hon? I never found you more.
02:03So grab your family.
02:07We're going in!
02:09We're going in!
02:09Because this spring,
02:11you're in for a surprise.
02:17It's not even Saturday night.
02:20Miles, you're driving me crazy.
02:22George?
02:24Who are you talking to?
02:25Charles Grodin.
02:29Beethoven.
02:38Woo!
02:44A class, class, please.
02:46Billy, Janie.
02:47Today's subject is the evolution of home entertainment.
02:50Man's first entertainment experience came...
02:54Uh, thank you.
02:55With the invention of fire.
02:56It lit up the cave, but daytimes were pretty boring.
02:58Then came the pet.
03:00A good friend and protector, sure,
03:02but tough to find one that could sing and dance.
03:03The television.
03:05A definite breakthrough step in home entertainment.
03:08The remote control.
03:09An even bigger step.
03:11Now home video.
03:12A major accomplishment in the evolutionary chain.
03:15Man could watch what he wanted to watch whenever he wanted to watch it.
03:19So could woman.
03:20And finally, the previously viewed cassette.
03:22Now man could not only rent current hit movies,
03:25he could buy previously viewed copies at low affordable prices
03:28and add them to his home video library.
03:30To recap now, man can have a fire in the fireplace.
03:35A pet at his side, a remote control in his hand,
03:38and the television playing a current hit movie from his home video library.
03:42A movie he bought as a previously viewed cassette at a collectible price,
03:46completing the ultimate home entertainment experience for today's modern happy humans right here.
03:50Well, there will be a quiz on this tomorrow, class.
03:53Tomorrow's Saturday.
03:54Alright, yes.
03:55And the next day will be Sunday.
03:57Pick up your previously viewed copy of Pure Luck at your neighborhood video outlet.
04:21See ya.
04:36Bye.
04:40Bye.
04:44Bye.
04:45Bye.
