00:24Can you see a man?
00:27Man, you say? I'm the one with the grinding iron, and you're the one with the soft pink flesh.
00:34Radio is a land of imagination.
00:36Now, talk!
00:37I don't have time to be talked out of divorcing you.
00:3940 seconds to air.
00:40Oh, snap, without you, Penny, I could do something completely, Crackers.
00:44But tonight, between the fun and the fantasy...
00:47We don't have a script.
00:47I'm no director.
00:48Someone is adding a mystery...
00:50I have a bad feeling about this.
00:52...that isn't in the script.
00:55Oh, be glad when you did.
00:58I'm here to investigate here, Mr. Walton, where I'm doing his debt.
01:00It is just horrible.
01:01It was murder, and I brought you here to find the killer.
01:04I didn't do anything.
01:05Roger may be a lot of things, but he's not a murderer.
01:08Who's there at that?
01:09There's another murder.
01:11Come on, kids.
01:11Spill the vein.
01:12You'll never take me a lot of colors.
01:14No.
01:15I want a crop station that every exit of the studio.
01:18Appears to be a bit of a sticky wind.
01:21There will be no death air on this network.
01:25Kill to kill.
01:26I didn't kill anybody.
01:27I'm very close to figuring out who did.
01:32All right, I'll start in right in line tonight.
01:34And when he says...
01:35Oh, I showed you to join us.
01:39What the hell is going on about it?
01:41Are you completely out of your mind?
01:42Okay, okay.
01:43Some suspected a sick Scrizley murder.
01:45There's no reason not to be civil.
01:47You, the Little Fitchers, and George Lucas.
01:50Invite you to tune in to WBM.
01:53Live while it still is.
01:56Huh.
01:59Radio Land Murders.
02:01Directed by Mel Smith.
02:08Of time and rivers flowing,
02:14The seasons make us small.
02:20Rivers.
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02:25Many creatures depend on them.
02:27We live along their banks, fish their pools,
02:30And drink from their waters.
02:33When our rivers are healthy and clean,
02:35We are rich as a nation.
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02:47Yet neglect and abuse
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02:58Destroying fish and wildlife,
03:00And putting human health at risk.
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03:29Each of us can do
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