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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33What are you doing?
00:36What's up?
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire!
01:39Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:43Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:27Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:31Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:56Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:03The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:12I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:23Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry.
03:41I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait.
03:47Pointy ears.
03:48A dryage?
03:49What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:58Damn it.
03:59The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged.
04:16I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:19If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:43A lot more.
04:44Nobody, nobody, nobody thought you killed you.
04:49Oh!
04:51Don't stop.
04:52Get harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
04:56Oh!
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:07Hey, I put in a lot of work.
05:09Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10What?
05:11Leora!
05:12I know you're in there!
05:13Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it.
05:15He tracked me.
05:29Leora.
05:30You're my fiancé.
05:32You belong with me.
05:34Come home.
05:34Get away!
05:36Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck?
05:46Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy.
05:59Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, pencil neck!
07:23I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water,
07:27or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough!
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants top an orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:10Oh, man.
08:19Asshole!
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:27Nothing!
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:42Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is Daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently.
09:01We're going to find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy? Mommy?
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:11Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé. My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless.
12:32Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss?
12:47Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it...
12:56Promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden apple sap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:21Ha ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:32I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liara.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:53I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:28I will devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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16:01ha
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:45bitch
16:50jack take lily and run go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay
17:19i'm dead
17:26what the hell just happened it ran
17:30damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
17:36me
17:36no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:42wait
17:42maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:47whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular
18:03guy after all
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18:49didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your
18:57next life
19:10enjoying the show
19:21my
19:21my king
19:22we had nothing to do with the hydra we swear
19:24listen to me
19:25if any of you take one step near my daughter again i will skin you alive
19:32now get the fuck out of my sight
19:34yes
19:35yes my leash
19:47my love
19:49since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish
20:09food in some trench right sea god myth ancient history want to bet there ain't no sea king
20:27the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in
20:34hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:23you know who i am
21:24hades is ace
21:26you crash my spot you die here
21:50little fish
21:59hades
22:00hades
22:01one shot
22:02the sea king
22:04he's real
22:06hades
22:07you hiding
22:09come out
22:10or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:12one
22:14two
22:19thank the fates
22:21the boss is here
22:26boss
22:27this bum
22:34you idiot
22:35piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:38you're done
22:38get out
22:39in front of poseidon
22:41your ants
22:42i'm saving your worthless heights
22:49my lord
22:50is this handling satisfactory
22:52i'm not here for fun
22:54dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:01understood
23:01i'll mobilize every team right now
23:03you have three days
23:05i'll be back
23:09everyone drop what you're doing
23:12full sweep on the leora and child
23:14every resource
23:15every contact
23:16now
23:17tell them poseidon's back
23:19yes boss
23:26poseidon's back
23:27let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:38dylan wants the woman dead
23:40kid comes with us alive
23:41she's still hurt
23:42easy pickets
23:44let's move
23:57we'll make a nice stew
23:58surprise daddy for lunch
24:06a forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:10pathetic
24:13who are you
24:16dylan's orders
24:17come quietly to the stronghold
24:19or i drag your corpse back
24:22mommy
24:23who's the ugly goat man
24:25hand over the kid
24:35stay away from my daughter
24:37don't you dare touch her
24:54mommy you're bleeding
24:56this forest is locked down
24:58surrender now
25:00i'll go with you
25:02on one condition
25:03let my daughter go
25:05no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:19kids mine
25:20you die
25:24you poisoned me
25:29my poison fog
25:31the more you fight
25:32the faster it rots you from the inside
25:35give up
25:37you've gone too far
25:38even if i die today
25:40i'm not letting you win
25:44you're wounded
25:45you're wounded
25:47poisoned
25:47done
25:49the kid's coming with me
25:53don't touch her
25:54come at me
25:56feisty one
25:57dylan wants you dead
25:59but first
26:01i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face
26:11all mine now
26:15let my mommy go
26:17you bastard
26:25lilly
26:25lilly
26:27lilly
26:27get out of here
26:32serve me well
26:34and i might let her run
26:35a little longer
26:43lilly
27:04you touch my woman
27:06you're a dead man
27:09my poison
27:14jack
27:15what the hell just happened
27:20you okay babe
27:22so you're the boyfriend
27:23too bad
27:25i'll snap every bone in your body
27:27with one hand
27:44jack
27:44keep lilly safe
27:46long as i'm here
27:47you don't lose
27:48shut up
27:49and go
27:49now
28:02if i pull this vine
28:03the whole cliff
28:04goes with us demon
28:07run all you want
28:08my pack tears you both apart
28:10what
28:22no
28:23no
28:24no
28:36No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
29:56You're not human! Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:28Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:43Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:45I'll be right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:07How much longer you got?
31:09Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well.
31:30Let's enjoy this body.
31:31Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily.
31:37Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal?
31:43You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming.
31:46Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:48No choice.
31:49I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants?
31:52Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless.
31:58Grab her first.
31:59Then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once?
32:12Then die together.
32:13Pick your graves.
32:28Why did you come back?
32:29Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe.
32:35Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:41Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now.
32:45And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:50End it fast.
32:54You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
32:57Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer.
33:03Jack means more to me than anything.
33:05I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband?
33:19Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die?
33:23Fine!
33:24I'll oblige!
33:25Oh!
33:42Wait!
33:43Wait!
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:43no matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished don't worry
34:50darling things might turn around lira veil has been captured now we await the sea king's warriors
34:57to execute this peasant they're here for me jack stay behind me with me here no one touches you
35:06stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
35:48you're
35:49you
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