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SEX EDUCATION BY MY BEST FRIEND #DB - FULL MOVIE
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32When are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valleyqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even...
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Who's fighting the new girl?
00:03:56Who's leaving the new girl?
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:02Oh my gosh.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you catfishing?
00:05:27Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmonds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmonds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Woo!
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04It's you.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning or...
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I want to be with you.
00:08:19And you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soul mate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Ah!
00:09:20Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:59Oh, well, no.
00:10:09We can find the other for the children.
00:10:10I don't care.
00:10:10Oh, my God.
00:10:11Let's do it.
00:10:15And we are all alone.
00:10:17you're helping me
00:10:18I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32that is shocking
00:10:33yeah, actually
00:10:35and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah, don't flatter yourself
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42funny
00:10:44okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48fine by me
00:10:51oh, and um
00:10:53of all the purple bra, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:57not in my type, but
00:11:00you know, power theory
00:11:01would you just get out of here?
00:11:11hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward
00:11:24just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30oh my god
00:11:32here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response?
00:11:42don't freak out
00:11:43he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:49why?
00:11:50you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59mm-hmm
00:12:00got it
00:12:03what are you doing?
00:12:04what are you doing?
00:12:29oh, shit
00:12:31oh
00:12:33yo, what's going on?
00:12:34dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what?
00:12:36yeah
00:12:51come on
00:12:53let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:56stop, delete it, please
00:12:58delete it
00:13:02oh, my brave knight
00:13:11I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh, my god
00:13:20oh, cool
00:13:21your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30Jen, no
00:13:31no, no, no, no, no
00:13:32Jen, stop
00:13:33Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Get all the funny...
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:55arthritic day
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:58800
00:13:59Oh my god
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:41She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01I don't care.
00:15:02Hayley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56What's up there, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:27Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43When?
00:16:44Well, at the school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Hayley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Bail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:44You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bet it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:21I called me.
00:19:23So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way,
00:19:36Cole's not going to come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06I figure you're going to record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:19Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:48Let's go.
00:20:49Let's go.
00:20:51Let's go.
00:20:51Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:06I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:11My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you got to do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:33So...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend years make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:04You understand better than you think.
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:11Is he...
00:22:14Now you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:35In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you the last lot of the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25I know.
00:23:25I know.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41It's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:16I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:19Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, no, you can't.
00:24:29I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:34So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:03Oh.
00:25:05You.
00:25:05Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:23You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:58Eh, I'm going to go well.
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01So, you have a date.
00:26:03Or shall I say victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No.
00:26:09Why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:12You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:20It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Okay.
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:11Why don't you regret it?
00:27:14You know, we can do more if we want.
00:27:31Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Good job.
00:28:11Okay, nice.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I'm not gonna make this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:29Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:50Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down, put me down, put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:45And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're going to regret this, Col Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the dean's list.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:18Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Yeah, stay with...
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:56I do care.
00:34:59I don't care.
00:34:59Hey, we are.
00:35:10Okay, I'll put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just...
00:35:38Just tell me I'm going to apologize.
00:35:52I'm going to have to do this shit.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:57Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Hey, I'm talking about...
00:36:51Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit!
00:37:05Oh, shit!
00:37:18Oh, my God!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:23Guys, stop it!
00:37:24Stop!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:32I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:40Oh, my God!
00:37:42Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:45Hailey Rock!
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:49Don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:17Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36I'm thinking about him touching you, kissing you, I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:27I'm so sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jack.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you?
00:39:50Are you almost crying?
00:39:52It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:09No, what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:16You're fine.
00:40:17Detention.
00:40:18Today, after school.
00:40:20Shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Gotta get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:40:52Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um, Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:19Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:28It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:03I get it.
00:42:07You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:44Oh.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:53Oh, my God.
00:42:55I can't believe it.
00:42:58Valley Whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:24God, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:26Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:31Show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:04was that
00:44:04kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:10what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:16is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:51i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:13oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:28jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:41yeah nothing personal huh
00:45:49all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here
00:45:54is that a leaf blower that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:04let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property it wasn't school
00:46:10property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how did she always get away with this
00:46:16shit could it be because her father's running for senate colt you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what i don't overmind that body oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:33i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't please
00:46:37then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward message him just do it
00:46:59you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now i think i've had enough public
00:47:20humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing the party tomorrow if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay you got this alien just take a deep breath you got this you got this
00:47:50you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:48:14hey
00:48:14hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:17hi hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean no it's just my parents blood money you know they're
00:48:24upstairs watching the last of us right now they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:42what are you doing here
00:48:43what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:46looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:56jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you to me oh i'm actually concerned about
00:49:01our
00:49:01whole community because those little cringy messages on your castle game those are concerning
00:49:07actually kind of a little bit of a perv did you know that hayley she's a little pervy princess pervy
00:49:14princess
00:49:22hey let's get perfect tonight leave me alone is there a fire okay we set off the alarm
00:49:37so
00:49:43oh
00:49:43oh
00:50:20are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:35honest
00:50:35about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait wait
00:50:52please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:57go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you
00:51:01trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:07trusted you and what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:21who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act normal for once
00:51:34and please
00:51:35introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a striven so you're the
00:51:43scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:49is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:57you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:05mother
00:52:05is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:15i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:29any part
00:52:30of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:55make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:06hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:14jen ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:23oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:32one down one to go you're so cool i know emma
00:53:37want to go to prom why not let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:03birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:11prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:19reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:24to give
00:54:24him back this school sanctioned laptop so he can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:29budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:43max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:48i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:52what what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can
00:54:58be
00:54:58together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love you really are
00:55:05no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:17mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:28open the door wait what he's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43i'm sure i've given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:47hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:55i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:13i understand that this changes things
00:56:16if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:22look i need you to know i love you
00:56:36cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:40yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:43i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:50but you're him
00:56:51you didn't expect her
00:56:54i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped
00:57:02yes i hoped it was you
00:57:03you were always there for me
00:57:09you're really fucking hot
00:57:15hey
00:57:16there's things i said we could do
00:57:19there i don't
00:57:24take my clothes off
00:57:26you getting there don't worry
00:57:30i'm so real you
00:57:32just be on me
00:57:35i'm so real you
00:57:49okay so what do you think
00:57:5210 out of 10
00:57:53oh
00:57:54yeah what do again
00:57:56i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:58i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:01all right all right that's fair
00:58:03i'll uh i'll take that as a win
00:58:10what is my life now
00:58:12am i being nice to cole edmunds
00:58:15oh god no i fully expect you to
00:58:18continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:20no i'll just
00:58:21i'm just lost behind it
00:58:24there's always been lost behind it
00:58:25i'll see you in a minute
00:58:26stop it
00:58:30um
00:58:31same
00:58:33isn't promenade
00:58:35i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:37okay
00:58:39but the real question is
00:58:41do you got a date
00:58:44cole are you asking me a prom
00:58:46oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:48but jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:50oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:51i don't want to hear it
00:58:53yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:55but i don't even have a dress
00:58:58later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmunds
00:59:05and i'm in love with cole edmunds
00:59:06who would have guessed
00:59:11i thought
00:59:13only the best for my princess
00:59:15where did you get that
00:59:17uh
00:59:18i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:24and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmunds
00:59:35i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:37cole
00:59:38are you here
00:59:40cole
00:59:41are you here
00:59:43mr
00:59:44you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole
00:59:47you are in big trouble
01:00:05hey uh
01:00:07you almost done in there
01:00:08you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:10in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:30my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:4120 minutes
01:00:4320 minutes
01:00:44we're in
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46we're in there
01:00:49thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:57and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:04thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like who else would win right
01:01:14oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:21oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:25it was fine
01:01:27since what did you get
01:01:32there uh
01:01:33most time that's up
01:01:35no
01:01:35but who cares
01:01:39hell yeah
01:01:43ew literally what the fuck
01:01:45hell yeah
01:01:46language
01:01:46i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:50come on everyone say it with me
01:01:52pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:01wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:05make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:12don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:18i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:22jen's crazy
01:02:24who did this
01:02:26who did this
01:02:29what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:34you little shit
01:02:36you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:44but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:53you can't do that
01:02:54i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:06there was no winter chick you lied to me
01:03:16hayley catch
01:03:22oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:26now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:28oh yeah no can do
01:03:30all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:34and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37oh how can i refuse
01:03:45oh no that's my dad
01:03:49we are going home right now
01:03:51you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:54yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:57you talk all the time
01:03:58about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:05and it's because of hayley
01:04:07and you can accept that
01:04:08i'll make my own path
01:04:09and best believe me i can
01:04:12i'll say this
01:04:14it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:19joy prime
01:04:27i am so proud of you
01:04:30i can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:33that was terrifying
01:04:35it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:38well so
01:04:39i love you dad queen
01:04:41i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:43oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:45yeah you do
01:04:46oh my god
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