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[DUBBED ENG] The Maid Did It
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00:00:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:47Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his stunning wife Monique.
00:00:54My nephew Ryan and his beautiful fiancée Stephanie.
00:00:58Welcome to the family.
00:01:00Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot.
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much.
00:01:24You completely ruined my fiancée's suit.
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:27No, it's annoying.
00:01:27We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I have like 50 of them.
00:01:29You're in your outfit.
00:01:30That's fine.
00:01:36Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid.
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:45Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What?
00:02:02There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:04The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:12I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How am I supposed to...
00:02:37Tony's plate right here.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:39You want to eat with us?
00:02:41You want to be one of the fig wigs?
00:02:42Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique called the police already, all right?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer,
00:02:58she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm going to go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:48My mother worked here for my entire childhood.
00:03:50And when she got sick, he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know.
00:04:00Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact, each and every one of you has a dirty little secret that you would
00:04:11do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:21You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up.
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:31I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:42Steph, honey.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:45Let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:54Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:05:10Steph, goddammit.
00:05:10I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:05:11Thank you.
00:05:13First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:29Blueberry.
00:05:30What?
00:05:30This is what killed Tony.
00:05:33As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic
00:05:41to blueberries, except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes!
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is.
00:05:55Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:00Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer.
00:06:05We know you're in there.
00:06:06Courtney, I mean, Brittany, open up the door.
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum.
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are going to send me to die in prison for something that I didn't
00:06:20do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh, God, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh, shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:37Oh, shit.
00:06:56Ow.
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move.
00:07:06Hands up.
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:10Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything.
00:07:12I swear.
00:07:13Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:18Alan Beckham?
00:07:27God, Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:30Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:31It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay?
00:07:36I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:39Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:46Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are.
00:07:48Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just try and flee a crime scene?
00:08:00Yes, but I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe.
00:08:05Detective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No, I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes,
00:08:17and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent.
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why, and you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:34What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan.
00:08:55She never lied.
00:08:56She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God.
00:09:21Mr. Officer, thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:28Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No, I saw her do it.
00:09:38We all did.
00:09:39Yeah.
00:09:39Totally.
00:09:40Yeah, she probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, I'm sorry about this.
00:09:46Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbor.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:53Lawyer phone call, blah, blah, blah.
00:09:56Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property.
00:09:59Bro, go!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a Category 8 store beginning now.
00:10:16Kick off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:24We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:28Come on.
00:10:29Come on.
00:10:41I'm sorry.
00:10:41I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43It's okay.
00:10:53How could you spread your feet for me?
00:10:58Thank you.
00:11:07Turn around, please.
00:11:10There's nothing on you.
00:11:12You didn't find the shotgun in the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor.
00:11:17It got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:22There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love.
00:11:26It meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one
00:12:08of them wanted Uncle Tony's ring, it's worth $30 million, and each one of them has a dirty
00:12:13secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the
00:12:18bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet, too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:29Would you mind just helping with the zipper?
00:12:53I hope Brittany's telling the truth, that she's not the killer, because somehow, after
00:13:00all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:04How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love, and now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were, uh, just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:35Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone be in a rally.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday, with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:48I always wondered why he kept me distant from them, but this year I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures, hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe, and secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:03Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:06How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:11Why, is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from what I used to visit.
00:14:17You were this snot-nosed little kid, but now you have just grown into this just real woman.
00:14:23Thank you.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass, my God.
00:14:29Right, um, I actually have work to do.
00:14:32Uh, wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes, she was, but she's sick now, in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know, like you come in, try to clean, I'm laying there, and I offer you an extra hundred
00:14:49to, you know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:53Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:55Oh, come on, marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:58In fact, there's always a few other adventures to be made.
00:15:04Oh, God, kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:14What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:20Uh, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is...
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:24She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:30Well, Brittany slash Courtney, why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low-wage
00:15:35salary and go get my fucking luggage?
00:15:41I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:47Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:48Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:55As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:58But that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said, there's a storm coming and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer
00:16:05than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I know, I know, I catch you.
00:16:10I catch you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16It, I mean, it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:23Jesus Christ!
00:16:26When I'm the lady of this mansion, we're going to burn it down.
00:16:31Get rid of all this armor.
00:16:32I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:34Burn the rugs.
00:16:36Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:47Yes.
00:16:48Ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time, Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life.
00:17:02Yes!
00:17:05Yes!
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:17:10Mr. Harper, your family is here.
00:17:12Um, here we go.
00:17:14Mom, just, okay, you're kidding.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi!
00:17:20Mwah, mwah.
00:17:21Hi, Mom.
00:17:22Hi, son.
00:17:23How's your uncle?
00:17:23Still alive?
00:17:24Hope so.
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:25You look so good.
00:17:27It's just going to die.
00:17:28Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home.
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:43Who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too, baby.
00:17:49You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:17:53I just...
00:17:56Blueberries.
00:17:57So you're suggesting that Sylvia Harbour, Tony's sister, is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that she was the only one who knew about Tony's berry allergy.
00:18:09Something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me, but I never imagined for a second she would go as
00:18:15far as to...
00:18:15I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your story.
00:18:18Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:28Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:32I'm sorry.
00:18:34Um, please, continue.
00:18:37Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:40I just...
00:18:41I said I can manage it.
00:18:44I don't need help from the help.
00:18:47Yes, ma'am.
00:18:48It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand that this is the countryside, but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:55Now, now.
00:18:57Brittany is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet.
00:19:00Her and her mother.
00:19:01Who I hope recovers very soon.
00:19:05Yeah, well, as soon as I'm Lady of the House, that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse shit.
00:19:12Jan, help me with my suitcase.
00:19:16Mom, I thought you said that you were gonna...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son.
00:19:23I knew I should have told Uncle Tony that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:36I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:38Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired, and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:44Plus, I don't want anyone to know I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:49No, no, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:58I didn't want to worry him, so I didn't say anything.
00:20:01And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:20:04But then, as I was distributing the suitcases among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right I had been about his family's evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan, you must.
00:20:18You must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one with the purple diamond.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's...
00:20:29That's the ring that Ryan wants to use for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not going to go to Steph or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom.
00:20:42I get it.
00:20:43It's just...
00:20:44I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally, but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth $30 million.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:56$30 million?
00:20:58Then I realized they were planning to kill him.
00:21:01And just for the ring.
00:21:04$30 million?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:07And once I sell the ring, I am going to give you one tenth.
00:21:11Dude, that's...
00:21:13That's $30 million?
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16Fuck.
00:21:18That's enough to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:21:20Or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife, so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on
00:21:24spring break at Daytona Beach.
00:21:26Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's what's going to happen.
00:21:31You are going to go into Tony's room.
00:21:37And you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow.
00:21:44What a fucking stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes his daily afternoon nap, he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction.
00:21:53And everyone's going to come running to tend to him.
00:21:56Oh, my God!
00:21:58Creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this, Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them, not if you just smear them under his pillow, got it?
00:22:23Yeah, I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:27Fifty-fifty.
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:38Yanni, I've been looking for you for the past hour.
00:22:41But here you are, hiding up here with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just, uh, we were tired.
00:22:47Don't you get tired of being a mama's boy?
00:22:49Because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:52And I'm here, in case you forgot.
00:22:53And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:05Oh, there's blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have blueberries?
00:23:11It's every year we do annual bake.
00:23:15Monique, we do, it's the blueberry pie we do every year.
00:23:20You are literally the worst bullshitter I've ever met in my life.
00:23:23Monique, I simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase, and we got to reminiscing.
00:23:28Can't you cut him some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, Mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:38Are you done?
00:23:39You know what?
00:23:39Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me, but you are ruining that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut that umbilical cord, he's never gonna be a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been cheating on him with his more successful,
00:24:02richer brother?
00:24:09I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:12I see everything.
00:24:14What I don't see is what they see in a basic bimbo like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:36I know you're here.
00:24:44Well, well, it looks like our lovely little maid is a bit of a snoop.
00:24:50I'm so sorry, Mrs. Harbour.
00:24:52I was just...
00:24:53Don't mind it.
00:24:54I don't.
00:24:55I have connections at your mother's hospital.
00:24:58Do you want her dead?
00:25:00No, of course not.
00:25:01Then you're going to poison Tony.
00:25:03You're gonna go into his room and you're gonna get that ring and you're gonna bring it to me.
00:25:08And if you tell Tony your mother dies, it's gonna believe a pathetic little maid.
00:25:19I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing your own son's wedding gift.
00:25:22Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie, when it comes to money, nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony.
00:25:32I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony.
00:25:35Or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony.
00:25:39Like a father.
00:25:41But it was my own mother.
00:25:43Sick and dying in the hospital.
00:25:44What was I supposed to do?
00:25:50Never remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful and very kind.
00:25:56I remember this one time when I was a kid.
00:25:58I was riding my bike and I had fallen and skinned my knee pretty bad.
00:26:04And she happened to be walking by and she stopped everything that she was doing.
00:26:08And she came over and helped me up and made sure I was okay.
00:26:16Actually, I think you might have been there.
00:26:18Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were the golden boy and I was just the maid's daughter.
00:26:30Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time that we carved our names in that tree?
00:26:37Do you remember that?
00:26:38Of course.
00:26:40Alan, look, I really, I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry, Jesus Christ.
00:26:43I'm, uh, I should not be talking about the past.
00:26:48Um, you are a suspect in a homicide.
00:26:54And I'm the lead investigator.
00:26:56Let's just, um, let's stick to the matter at hand, okay?
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:02Bernie, I want you to tell it to me straight.
00:27:05Did you do it?
00:27:07Did you steal that ring?
00:27:13Yes, I see.
00:27:33Well, let's do it.
00:27:36No, no, no.
00:28:08Brittany.
00:28:10What are you doing here?
00:28:14Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21I ask you a question.
00:28:22What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:28I was looking for something.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:48Well, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:00I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:08And...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Brittany.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:27Here we go.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47We're Tony.
00:29:51Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:58I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:12You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:40And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:48Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy was you.
00:31:05You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:09Well, if blueberries turned out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:14You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:17But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:20The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:24It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:38I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:42Oh my god.
00:31:43Oh my god.
00:31:44This feels so good.
00:31:50In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:52There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:56So good.
00:31:56Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh fuck.
00:32:01Oh my god.
00:32:01This feels so good.
00:32:02Oh my god.
00:32:03I'm about to go.
00:32:03Say it louder.
00:32:04Say it like you fucking mean it.
00:32:05I think he's so good.
00:32:06¿How much did you fucking love me?
00:32:08¡So much!
00:32:09I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking her.
00:32:13I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh, yeah, I did.
00:32:17You're so heavy.
00:32:18God damn it.
00:32:20What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:21I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:33No, no, no.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:39Let's go.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:58So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:03I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:33:10Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:24Really?
00:33:24You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:30Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:43And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:46What?
00:33:49No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:54You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:01Now tell me.
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:05Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:21If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:34:27Every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right...
00:34:34Then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:50But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear.
00:34:52It means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with the hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me, I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14Well, I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it...
00:35:19That one hurt.
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass,
00:35:26doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:35At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:40Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:36:06Uh...
00:36:07Yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:08And the only thing that matters right now
00:36:11is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20Right?
00:36:21Trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:36:23everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get the ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny because
00:36:30I know
00:36:31that you're fucking
00:36:33that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I
00:36:43would stoop
00:36:44to her?
00:36:46Please.
00:36:47You don't drive a
00:36:48used
00:36:49Pontiac
00:36:50when you got a pristine
00:36:51world's voice
00:36:52just sitting in the driveway.
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:04It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deepfake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see
00:37:12the coloration here?
00:37:15I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is
00:37:18obviously
00:37:19a little bit
00:37:20on the greener tint
00:37:21olive.
00:37:22Have you seen me
00:37:24when it's
00:37:25this temperature?
00:37:28I can do the helicopter
00:37:29in this weather.
00:37:31It's so obviously
00:37:32not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know
00:37:34that it's you.
00:37:36And do you want
00:37:38to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get
00:37:42the fucking
00:37:44ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him
00:37:54to get the ring
00:37:55and
00:37:58and
00:38:00I've really had
00:38:01to use the bathroom
00:38:03for a while now.
00:38:06Uh, okay,
00:38:07but I can't let you
00:38:08go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well,
00:38:10if I don't go right now
00:38:11then I'm gonna pee
00:38:12on the floor.
00:38:24Okay, let's go.
00:38:26Okay, let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think
00:38:36that I'm gonna run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean,
00:38:38you already ran for me
00:38:38many years ago.
00:38:40that wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is
00:38:52it took me many years
00:38:52to get over that,
00:38:53so let's just keep
00:38:54things between us.
00:38:55Colin.
00:38:55Colin.
00:38:56If I didn't use
00:38:57my crying tonight
00:39:00that I'm just
00:39:02a girl
00:39:03who lost
00:39:04the fight
00:39:05and every doubt
00:39:06you try to prove
00:39:08still trembles
00:39:09when I make
00:39:11a move.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:24I do.
00:39:26And, um,
00:39:28that's the problem.
00:39:31You're under investigation,
00:39:32Brittany,
00:39:33for murder.
00:39:34And the first thing
00:39:35that they drill into
00:39:36us at the academy
00:39:37is that the killer
00:39:38always tries
00:39:39to get close.
00:39:40To be liked.
00:39:43Trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened
00:39:49between us,
00:39:50it doesn't matter,
00:39:51okay?
00:39:53I do not lose
00:39:54control on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done
00:40:08anything
00:40:09to get that right.
00:40:17Yes.
00:40:18Uncle Toady,
00:40:19I...
00:40:20I am going to
00:40:21formally ask
00:40:23for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being the only
00:40:26male heir
00:40:27in the family,
00:40:27I need
00:40:29to ask
00:40:30for the heirloom ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:38Oh,
00:40:39there's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure
00:40:42that it fits on
00:40:42Moenig's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger,
00:40:45right?
00:40:46Steph.
00:40:46Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's,
00:40:47Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah,
00:40:49obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I don't know why
00:40:52I would say
00:40:52anyone else's.
00:40:53So,
00:40:54Freudian
00:40:55has a slip
00:40:56of some kind.
00:40:57I don't...
00:41:08Uncle Tony,
00:41:09what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid
00:41:17Tony would have
00:41:18a heart attack
00:41:19right then and there.
00:41:20That ring
00:41:21means so much to him.
00:41:23And not only
00:41:23because it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:32He's going to tell him
00:41:33that half the inheritance
00:41:34is gone.
00:41:35The ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced
00:41:39that you and Steph
00:41:40are truly in love.
00:41:42He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there.
00:41:46Well,
00:41:48maybe you should
00:41:49just think
00:41:50a little bit longer
00:41:51and make sure
00:41:52she's really the one
00:41:53before I give you
00:41:54the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm!
00:41:59Listen to me,
00:42:01okay?
00:42:02I'm not going to let
00:42:03some old man
00:42:04who smells like artichokes
00:42:06and old socks
00:42:07tell me
00:42:09what type of wedding ring
00:42:11I will be wearing
00:42:12to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you question
00:42:15my character?
00:42:16And you want to talk
00:42:17about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion
00:42:20of a shitbox.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:24It looks like
00:42:24it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to,
00:42:26what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I?
00:42:30We're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby.
00:42:33We are so in love
00:42:34to the depths
00:42:34of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:38Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait, what exactly
00:42:50did Steph steal?
00:42:51Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53I've always had
00:42:54a heart condition
00:42:54for years.
00:42:55What the fuck?
00:43:01Officer, whatever,
00:43:02how long does it take
00:43:03to get a statement
00:43:04from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone
00:43:06know that we'll be
00:43:07done soon.
00:43:08Hmm, great.
00:43:09And also just want
00:43:10to let you know,
00:43:11even though she has
00:43:11this little innocent
00:43:12virgin thing going on,
00:43:14that bitch is a liar.
00:43:16Just...
00:43:17One question
00:43:18before you go.
00:43:20Um, did you know
00:43:21that Tony had
00:43:22a heart condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything
00:43:29about these people's
00:43:30health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss
00:43:32Keep to myself.
00:43:34Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times
00:43:42I've heard her say,
00:43:43when I'm the lady
00:43:44of the mansion,
00:43:45when I'm the lady
00:43:46of the mansion,
00:43:47when I'm the lady
00:43:49of the mansion...
00:43:53Okay, so...
00:43:54Steph was our killer.
00:44:00Ow.
00:44:01That's why I kept
00:44:02following her.
00:44:03Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her
00:44:05one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway,
00:44:14are you seriously
00:44:14willing to do anything
00:44:15to get that ring?
00:44:17Including getting rid
00:44:17of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:19Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um...
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:26Willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony
00:44:31has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm gonna need
00:44:34your Molly.
00:44:35I don't know
00:44:36what you're talking about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages
00:44:39to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it
00:44:45to me yourself.
00:44:46As if I would
00:44:47never do that.
00:44:49Monique,
00:44:50do you want
00:44:51the money or not?
00:44:53I don't know.
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck
00:45:08will die
00:45:08and we'll get the ring.
00:45:25Are you kidding me?
00:45:28Oh, gosh.
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30You fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement dweller
00:45:32rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally smell
00:45:34and look like a skunk.
00:45:35I...
00:45:36I crushed...
00:45:39Tony's
00:45:40blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you
00:45:45ladies doing
00:45:46with this?
00:45:47We were just
00:45:48um...
00:45:49We were...
00:45:51Going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know,
00:46:00I have to just say
00:46:02that is
00:46:03um...
00:46:04That was some
00:46:04impressive police work.
00:46:05Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:08No, you...
00:46:09You caught
00:46:09Steph and Monique
00:46:10on their way
00:46:11to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped
00:46:13their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan
00:46:16would have failed
00:46:16anyway.
00:46:22I looked at
00:46:23the pills afterward
00:46:24and they were
00:46:25expired.
00:46:25Tony never
00:46:26would have taken
00:46:26them.
00:46:27What was the
00:46:27point of the
00:46:28story then?
00:46:29If Tony would
00:46:30have never
00:46:30taken the pills
00:46:30then he never
00:46:31would have died.
00:46:33They didn't
00:46:34kill him.
00:46:36look, Brittany
00:46:38we've been
00:46:39sitting here
00:46:39for over
00:46:40an hour
00:46:41and a half
00:46:41now
00:46:42going in
00:46:43circles.
00:46:45Is that
00:46:45on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean
00:46:49maybe you're
00:46:50taking advantage
00:46:50that I'm a
00:46:51patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No, not at all.
00:46:55Yeah, no.
00:46:56Maybe you've
00:46:57just been
00:46:57playing me
00:46:58this whole time.
00:46:59No, it
00:46:59that
00:47:00I swear
00:47:02everything that
00:47:03I have told
00:47:03you has been
00:47:04true.
00:47:04Yeah, everything
00:47:07except for
00:47:08who the actual
00:47:09killer is.
00:47:13Alan,
00:47:15I know that
00:47:15you may have
00:47:16some feelings
00:47:17and anger
00:47:20towards me
00:47:20for what
00:47:21happened
00:47:21between us
00:47:22years ago
00:47:23but
00:47:25I swear to
00:47:26you I'm
00:47:27not lying.
00:47:30there's
00:47:30someone else
00:47:31we haven't
00:47:31talked about.
00:47:33Ryan.
00:47:35Where the
00:47:36hell is that
00:47:37will?
00:47:38Probably all
00:47:38going to mom
00:47:39anyway since
00:47:40she was the
00:47:41closest to
00:47:42Uncle T's.
00:47:43No, listen.
00:47:43Uncle Tony
00:47:44knows full well
00:47:45mom's gonna
00:47:45blow everything
00:47:46that he built.
00:47:47Now I
00:47:48am not willing
00:47:49to risk that.
00:47:51So I get
00:47:52my name in that
00:47:52will.
00:47:53One way or
00:47:53another.
00:47:57Well I
00:47:58am not willing
00:47:59to risk that.
00:48:00I'm getting my
00:48:00name in the
00:48:01will any way
00:48:02that I can.
00:48:02So what am I
00:48:03doing here?
00:48:04To change it
00:48:05if need be.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:07Didn't you
00:48:08study law
00:48:08or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well I
00:48:11did the
00:48:11Zoom
00:48:12thing.
00:48:13Yeah, good
00:48:14enough.
00:48:17So
00:48:21what's in it
00:48:22for me?
00:48:23What do you
00:48:23mean?
00:48:24You're my
00:48:25little brother.
00:48:26Okay, why don't
00:48:26you just grow up
00:48:27here and stand
00:48:27up for this
00:48:27family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help
00:48:32me with the
00:48:32well, I'll
00:48:33cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38Alright.
00:48:39I'm gonna go
00:48:39take a shit.
00:48:40Okay, okay,
00:48:41okay, okay,
00:48:41okay, okay.
00:48:41Half.
00:48:42Half of a
00:48:42bazillion is
00:48:43still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but
00:48:44listen, there's
00:48:45one thing
00:48:46that's still
00:48:47worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been
00:48:52snooping around.
00:48:53Yeah, no dick,
00:48:53idiot.
00:48:54She's a
00:48:54fucking maid,
00:48:55bro.
00:48:55We are gonna
00:48:56have to deal
00:48:56with her.
00:48:59Suddenly I
00:49:00understood
00:49:00everything.
00:49:01Well, she's
00:49:02been snooping
00:49:02around.
00:49:03Ryan had the
00:49:03motive.
00:49:04He didn't
00:49:04just want the
00:49:05ring.
00:49:05He wanted
00:49:05the whole
00:49:06fortune.
00:49:06The entire
00:49:07inheritance.
00:49:09Tony was in
00:49:09immediate danger
00:49:10and only I
00:49:11could stop it.
00:49:14What are you
00:49:14doing in here?
00:49:17I was just
00:49:18lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:21Yeah, I was
00:49:22looking for the
00:49:23bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even know
00:49:25what this, what is
00:49:26this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen, when I
00:49:31see one, I thought
00:49:31this was one of
00:49:32those fancy kitchen
00:49:33bathrooms.
00:49:34Like, with the
00:49:35bathroom and the
00:49:36kitchen, it's like
00:49:37a fusion, it's like
00:49:38a fusion thing.
00:49:42What the fuck?
00:49:43Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up,
00:49:46idiot.
00:49:47Alright?
00:49:48She'll just be out
00:49:49for a minute.
00:49:49Hey, Yanni, Yanni,
00:49:50I need you to
00:49:52listen to me, alright,
00:49:53about what you need
00:49:53to do, okay?
00:50:00Please, don't let
00:50:01them hurt Tony.
00:50:04Don't let them
00:50:05hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh, Brittany!
00:50:08Hey, hey, are you
00:50:10okay?
00:50:11I gotta save
00:50:12Uncle Tony.
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait,
00:50:15no, no, don't go
00:50:16in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony said he
00:50:20did not want to be
00:50:20disturbed.
00:50:21He's, he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop, stop, hey,
00:50:26why do you always have
00:50:27to make so much
00:50:27trouble?
00:50:28Just, you know
00:50:30what, fine, fine.
00:50:31You asked for
00:50:32this.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:35Wait, wait, he, he
00:50:36did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch
00:50:40assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but he did
00:50:43something worse.
00:50:44They all did.
00:50:49That's when they
00:50:49decided to destroy
00:50:50my life.
00:50:53That's when the real
00:50:54nightmare began.
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:00Yeah.
00:51:02Yanni!
00:51:04Whoa, hey, what are
00:51:05you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my pants,
00:51:07giving me a blowjob
00:51:07like I'm a piece of
00:51:08meat.
00:51:09Money shop.
00:51:11Maybe you should
00:51:11buy me a date first,
00:51:12huh?
00:51:15You know what?
00:51:20Honestly, I would
00:51:21screw you because you
00:51:22have just this really
00:51:24perfect ass.
00:51:25But right now, I have
00:51:27much more important
00:51:28law for you.
00:51:30Yanni!
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:42Uncle Tony, you're
00:51:45here alive.
00:51:46Yes, as far as I know.
00:51:48Were you expecting
00:51:48something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him.
00:51:51So what was their
00:51:52secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony, I have
00:51:56to tell you something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:00I'm getting so good
00:52:01at this, I just keep
00:52:02winning this bingo
00:52:03blitz.
00:52:05It's about your
00:52:06ring.
00:52:07My ring?
00:52:08Yes, yes.
00:52:09You know, nephew
00:52:10Ryan came by and
00:52:13demanded I give him
00:52:14the ring.
00:52:15You know, the
00:52:16precious amethyst one.
00:52:18Then when I went to
00:52:20the safe to retrieve
00:52:20it, it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany, did you
00:52:24hear what I said?
00:52:25The ring was
00:52:26missing.
00:52:28Someone stole it.
00:52:29Now, I know
00:52:31before everyone
00:52:32arrived, it was in
00:52:33the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed to
00:52:35even consider that
00:52:37someone in my family
00:52:38would steal from me.
00:52:40Now, I know you
00:52:41wouldn't do it, but
00:52:43I'll do when I find
00:52:45out who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:48I can't keep the
00:52:49truth from him any
00:52:50longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony, I have
00:52:52to tell you that
00:52:52everyone in this
00:52:53house is hiding
00:52:54something.
00:52:58God heaven, what is
00:53:00going on?
00:53:00Oh my God.
00:53:01Do you think you
00:53:02could fuck my
00:53:02feet on me?
00:53:03Come on, get up.
00:53:04Okay, I'm fine.
00:53:06What is going on
00:53:07here?
00:53:07This lying slut
00:53:09knows exactly what's
00:53:11going on.
00:53:17Brittany, what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry, Uncle
00:53:21Tony.
00:53:22We all thought she was
00:53:23good and loyal, but
00:53:25turns out she's just a
00:53:27gold-digging whore.
00:53:29She seduced my
00:53:30fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted him ever
00:53:32since he was a young
00:53:32boy who had come to
00:53:33visit you.
00:53:34Who knows what else
00:53:35she'll destroy?
00:53:36Brittany, is it true?
00:53:37Are you having an
00:53:38affair with Ryan?
00:53:39No.
00:53:40Oh God, I'm so sorry
00:53:42you had to see that,
00:53:43Uncle Tony.
00:53:44Yes, it's all sorted
00:53:45and true, and I'm
00:53:47deeply ashamed.
00:53:49But Brittany here,
00:53:50she's just so
00:53:50obsessive.
00:53:51One moment of
00:53:52weakness, and I gave
00:53:54in.
00:53:55Look baby, I'm so
00:53:56sorry.
00:53:57What can I do to make
00:53:58it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a
00:54:00bitch.
00:54:01How can I ever
00:54:02trust you again?
00:54:03Look, baby, I was
00:54:04just fooled by this
00:54:05wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this
00:54:07witchcraft, this
00:54:08pheromones just, they
00:54:09hit my nostrils, and
00:54:10there's nothing I
00:54:11could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times have
00:54:15I put you in a
00:54:15main outfit, and
00:54:17told you that it
00:54:17does it for me, and
00:54:18you just expect me to
00:54:19come home, and
00:54:20then suddenly this
00:54:21shows up?
00:54:21It used to be an
00:54:22old woman.
00:54:23That's what it is,
00:54:24she's just so not
00:54:25you, that it just,
00:54:27it hits this other
00:54:28part of me, and I
00:54:29don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby, please, okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive
00:54:33me, alright?
00:54:34It won't happen
00:54:35again.
00:54:36Only way for me to
00:54:37know.
00:54:38As if we get rid of
00:54:40her.
00:54:41What?
00:54:43Uncle Tony, you have
00:54:45to believe me, he
00:54:46drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:50Because you all want
00:54:51something from Uncle
00:54:52Tony, his ring, and his
00:54:54inheritance, you're all
00:54:55liars and crooks.
00:54:59Well, I hate to say it,
00:55:00but she's right.
00:55:01Huh, thank you.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:04This maid is a dirty
00:55:06liar and a whore.
00:55:08She stole your ring,
00:55:10brought it to me, and
00:55:12asked to split 50-50.
00:55:14Impossible.
00:55:15And now you're really
00:55:16beginning to piss me
00:55:17off, Sylvia.
00:55:17Hey, brother, I would
00:55:18never...
00:55:18trust Brittany with my whole
00:55:20house.
00:55:21She would never do that.
00:55:22Hmm.
00:55:24Strange.
00:55:25Isn't she the only one
00:55:26with the password to your
00:55:28safe?
00:55:29Yes, and I still don't
00:55:30believe it.
00:55:31Well, why don't you ask
00:55:32your little maid who stole
00:55:34the ring and brought it
00:55:35to me?
00:55:41I took it, Tony, but...
00:55:44Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can't explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to, Brittany.
00:55:52You've...
00:55:53deeply disappointed me.
00:55:55I took care of you and
00:55:57your sick mother every day
00:55:58for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:06You can stay on and work
00:56:09the birthday dinner.
00:56:11But after that, you have
00:56:13to leave the house, never
00:56:15to return.
00:56:19You have to leave the house,
00:56:21never to return.
00:56:24Time to take out the trash.
00:56:36What they did to you,
00:56:38that's not okay.
00:56:39It's all my fault.
00:56:41What?
00:56:41No, no.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony
00:56:46what was happening,
00:56:47then...
00:56:48none of it would have
00:56:49happened, but...
00:56:52I just paved the way for them
00:56:54to...
00:56:55murder him.
00:56:59Tony died.
00:57:00And I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing that you're to blame for
00:57:08is being a good person.
00:57:10You love, trust.
00:57:12Those bastards took advantage
00:57:13of that, yes.
00:57:14But that does not make you
00:57:16a bad person.
00:57:18No, I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42Your mother...
00:57:43She told me
00:57:45that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:48She threatened to have my mom fired
00:57:50and to get me expelled.
00:57:52Just destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were
00:57:55from a prominent family
00:57:56and I was...
00:57:57the daughter of a maid.
00:58:00Oh, my God.
00:58:01I couldn't understand
00:58:02why you would just leave me.
00:58:06It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing
00:58:19for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:20I don't think it's confusing
00:58:22at all.
00:58:26I...
00:58:28I think that...
00:58:29you came here tonight
00:58:30for a reason.
00:58:34I think that you're meant
00:58:36to be here because...
00:58:40I believe in second chances.
00:58:43I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:58:44I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:58:46I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:58:49I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:58:52I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:58:57I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:59:01I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:59:02I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:59:04I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:59:06I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:59:09I don't think that you're meant to be here.
00:59:14¡Gracias!
00:59:54¡Gracias!
01:00:26¡Gracias!
01:00:41So, everyone in the house needs to hear it.
01:00:43He needs murderers.
01:00:44Okay, we'll be right down.
01:00:46Just give us a minute.
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again.
01:00:55I'll protect you.
01:01:00You will?
01:01:02I'd never been a million years thought that I would ever get you back.
01:01:07But here you are.
01:01:11And whatever happens, I am not losing you again.
01:01:15Not this time.
01:01:17So if those bastards want to mess with you,
01:01:21they'll have to go through me.
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on? It's ruining my photo.
01:01:31Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:01:33Oh, my God.
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:37All right, all right, everybody. Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here, but he showed me where the wheel is.
01:01:46I studied law, so I should be the one to read it.
01:01:49Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it.
01:01:53What?
01:01:53That's enough.
01:01:54It can't be that hard.
01:01:55There's gonna be one line and it's gonna name me as the sole heir.
01:01:59There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom.
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother.
01:02:06Well, you seem to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to-
01:02:11I am set, and you can all go to hell.
01:02:15Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan.
01:02:18What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine tenths of the law.
01:02:24You old wench.
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off of-
01:02:29The water will like to see you try it.
01:02:31Ladies, stop.
01:02:31Stop, please.
01:02:33Okay.
01:02:33Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay.
01:02:37Yeah.
01:02:44Okay.
01:02:45I, Tony, being of sound mind and body, do hereby be-
01:02:52Be-
01:02:53Be grieved.
01:02:54Be grieve?
01:02:55Be grieve.
01:02:56Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath?
01:02:58Be-queath.
01:02:59Be-queath all of my earthly possessions.
01:03:01I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars to my soul, Eris.
01:03:11Eris?
01:03:12Eris!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you.
01:03:20Fuck you.
01:03:21Fuck you.
01:03:22Fuck you.
01:03:22And especially, fuck you.
01:03:26To my soul, Eris.
01:03:29My maid.
01:03:30What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan.
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been fucking Tony?
01:03:36No.
01:03:36Fuck you.
01:03:37Fuck you.
01:03:37Fuck you.
01:03:39Fuck you.
01:03:39What?
01:03:44Fuck you.
01:03:45Fuck you.
01:03:47Fuck you.
01:03:51Fuck you.
01:03:54Fuck you.
01:03:56Fuck you.
01:03:57All right, all right, all right, all right.
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is, but there is one thing
01:04:04that I know for certain, and that is that the killer is here in this room currently.
01:04:08Unless that person comes forward right now and confesses, you're all under arrest.
01:04:16Okay.
01:04:16Well, I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point.
01:04:20The murderer is Brittany.
01:04:23Like I said three hours ago, okay?
01:04:27Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:04:32I know who did it.
01:04:34It was her!
01:04:36Thank God you're here.
01:04:37My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
01:04:42Brittany is apparently, and against all logic and reason, Tony's sole heiress.
01:04:48I mean, fuck, that's her motive.
01:04:54She had a cover-up too.
01:04:56She knew that we were all coming here tonight.
01:04:59And she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony.
01:05:03So, what did she do?
01:05:06This little rat bitch decided to change the will right before his birthday.
01:05:13Hmph.
01:05:14And she was spying on us.
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets.
01:05:18She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food.
01:05:29Clearly, we are a greedy type.
01:05:32Yes.
01:05:33And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest.
01:05:37But we could not actually commit cold heart murder.
01:05:41Even if we all thought about it.
01:05:46But this one here...
01:05:51Cover.
01:05:52Motive.
01:05:55Opportunity.
01:05:56I mean Jesus, Mr. Police Officer arrest this whore immediately.
01:06:03Wow.
01:06:05That was so clever and sexy, baby.
01:06:16I'm sorry.
01:06:17The will, it's...
01:06:19A hell of a motive.
01:06:21And a hell of a twist.
01:06:25I don't know if I can protect you from any of this.
01:06:28Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany.
01:06:36Please tell me that what we had was real.
01:06:39Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know what to think.
01:06:47I'm sorry.
01:06:48No.
01:06:49No, I'll...
01:06:54Um.
01:07:01911.
01:07:02What's your emergency?
01:07:03Yeah, it's Detective Beckham.
01:07:04I need all units to the harbor residence as soon as possible.
01:07:07Whatever you're doing can wait.
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:16Don't move a muscle.
01:07:18I'll be right back.
01:07:20No.
01:07:21Beat Alan.
01:07:29Listen up.
01:07:30I don't care what you did or did not do.
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent.
01:07:34They will get you out.
01:07:34If you agree to marry me and share the inheritance.
01:07:38You disgusting prick.
01:07:40I don't want the money.
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance.
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you.
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll unlock you right now, babes.
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me.
01:07:53Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison.
01:07:56What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:03The most important thing now is Alan.
01:08:05I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real.
01:08:09And that I didn't kill Tony.
01:08:12Okay.
01:08:14I agree.
01:08:14Unlock me.
01:08:19Don't screw me, mate.
01:08:22I can't promise.
01:08:25Lock it up.
01:08:27That's binding.
01:08:38That's binding.
01:08:40Alan?
01:08:42Alan?
01:08:59Hello, Brittany.
01:09:00Oh, my God.
01:09:02Hello, Brittany.
01:09:04Oh, my God.
01:09:04Are you a ghost?
01:09:07Or am I dead?
01:09:09Relax.
01:09:10Neither.
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How?
01:09:13How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death.
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:09:21my fortune.
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch.
01:09:23I staged the whole thing.
01:09:25I do regret having to do so at your expense.
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you.
01:09:33And only you.
01:09:34Crazy old fool.
01:09:36Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I almost died at least five times with your stupid game.
01:09:43It wasn't all fake.
01:09:47The truth is, I am sick.
01:09:50I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:54And the inheritance is yours.
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple.
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:10:07And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:10:10There's not enough of that in the world.
01:10:12And so...
01:10:14My entire estate.
01:10:16The four billion dollars.
01:10:19And the property.
01:10:22It's yours.
01:10:27My entire estate.
01:10:29The four billion dollars.
01:10:31And the property.
01:10:33It's yours.
01:10:36But what about Alan?
01:10:37Alan.
01:10:39Alan, my friend.
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:10:43And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world.
01:10:49And the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:10:53We are old friends.
01:10:57We are old friends.
01:10:58Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:59ChatGBT says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:11:04So...
01:11:04We just split the assets evenly.
01:11:07So that's fair.
01:11:09Ahem!
01:11:10I have something that I would like to say.
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth.
01:11:19About what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:11:21Go ahead.
01:11:22Say it.
01:11:30Tony.
01:11:31You know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:11:34Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:11:40When I realized that you were only here for my money, I decided to test you.
01:11:46And fake my death.
01:11:55Oh, my God!
01:11:57Uncle Tony, you were, like, hilarious.
01:12:00I mean, we all fell for that.
01:12:02We even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit.
01:12:04Oh, don't worry.
01:12:06That was all true.
01:12:07I've changed my will.
01:12:10Brittany inherits everything.
01:12:11You inherit nothing.
01:12:13What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you these many years.
01:12:17All the homes in my name.
01:12:19You're cut off.
01:12:21What?
01:12:23Starting now, you have nothing.
01:12:25I hope you live streamed that.
01:12:34Listen up, old man.
01:12:36I don't give up.
01:12:37Like your loser family, okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that.
01:12:41You're of a different breed.
01:12:42Damn straight I am.
01:12:44And the only way you're gonna get rid of me is if you give me what I came for.
01:12:49The ring!
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:56I already do.
01:12:58Hmm.
01:12:59I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it.
01:13:03So if I give you the ring, you'll take my greedy nephew and leave forever?
01:13:10Yeah.
01:13:11Okay.
01:13:12Sylvia, the ring.
01:13:19Hmm.
01:13:23Hmm.
01:13:41You scheming son of a bitch.
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch.
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia
01:13:51You were always her favorite
01:13:54For no reason
01:13:56You were better
01:13:57You weren't smarter
01:13:59And you weren't harder working
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy
01:14:05Dad, Mom
01:14:07Invested in you
01:14:08Sylvia
01:14:09That's how you turned out to be rich
01:14:12And I became poor
01:14:14Because of a genetic roll of the dice
01:14:18But this is my ring
01:14:19I deserve it
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man
01:14:23Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you
01:14:25You're an ungrateful, untalented
01:14:28Lazy, compulsive liar
01:14:30You deserve nothing
01:14:34Oh my God
01:14:37No
01:14:41What?
01:14:46It's not a real gun, of course
01:14:48What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop
01:14:54A detective
01:14:55And one who's good enough to know
01:14:58That a family of vipers
01:14:59Depraved enough to try to kill their own patriarch
01:15:02Will eventually become desperate enough
01:15:06To use a gun
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you
01:15:10So we outnumber you
01:15:13Do you want to say that again?
01:15:15Oh
01:15:16You have a choice
01:15:17You can either stay
01:15:19And wait for the rest of the police force to get here
01:15:21And arrest you for attempted murder
01:15:24Which should be any minute now
01:15:26Or you can leave forever
01:15:28And find another sugar daddy
01:15:31It's amazing that
01:15:32You idiots
01:15:34Never realize
01:15:35In a house like this
01:15:37Everything
01:15:38Is recorded
01:15:41Oh
01:15:44Well
01:15:46What'll it be?
01:15:50Well
01:15:50What'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring
01:16:13Oh
01:16:13Let her have it
01:16:14That's a two dollar decoy
01:16:17This is the real
01:16:24And do you like it?
01:16:26It's
01:16:27It's beautiful
01:16:28But I like you being alive
01:16:30Much better
01:16:33Well, I knew you would
01:16:35That's why I'm giving it to you
01:16:38I always said
01:16:39I would only give my family ring
01:16:42To someone who is marrying for true love
01:16:46This is a thirty million dollar ring
01:16:49And no
01:16:51Seventy million
01:16:57Go
01:17:00Run to him
01:17:08Wait, Alan
01:17:09Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion
01:17:18Um
01:17:20Speaking of family
01:17:21I
01:17:23I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man in the world now
01:17:34I know
01:17:35You're a billionaire
01:17:37And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective
01:17:43Why would you want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up on us this time
01:17:49I don't want to let you go
01:17:54And I can't wait to see how your mom would react
01:18:04Well?
01:18:11Brittany, Logan
01:18:14Will you marry me?
01:18:19Yes
01:18:44What was this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here
01:18:49Mom?
01:18:52Hi
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment
01:19:05And it works
01:19:07My test came back clearer
01:19:09I feel wonderful
01:19:10You look wonderful
01:19:12But how did I afford it?
01:19:14I have an angel
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony
01:19:19Mom, I want you to meet someone
01:19:26This is Alan
01:19:27My future husband
01:19:29Alan from school
01:19:31Yes
01:19:32It's good to see you again
01:19:34Wow, he's hot
01:19:35Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh, sorry
01:19:39You're hot too
01:19:40Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony
01:19:42Are the two of you?
01:19:45Yes
01:19:47Oh
01:19:48I guess
01:19:49That's a story for the sequel
01:20:01I guess
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