00:29Transcription by CastingWords
00:30Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:43I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:46I can get the weapon in his hand.
03:04If I lose you, I can get the weapon in his hand.
03:16I can do well.
03:17Good boy. Good boy, Thunder. Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse.
03:44Tell the truth. We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risley.
04:27You're the maddest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid, it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:07Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, Sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit sawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, Sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just, like, just practice.
06:05Just try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it all that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:25Prince Baelor was the firstborn.
06:27Prince Makar sprang out last.
06:29Damon was the bastard.
06:31So they kicked his bastard.
06:33Grass is green in summer.
06:34Green grass I adore.
06:36But grass is red all over.
06:38Winnie killer rebel.
06:40Horses die in battle.
06:41This battle was the front.
06:44Black guy's not a trueborn.
06:45He came from the wrong country.
06:47Was in peril.
06:48The anvil was a rock.
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard.
06:52With his giant feigning host of Dornish spirit men.
06:59Fetch my armor.
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now.
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists.
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way.
07:18Mm-hmm.
07:19Also, the right of first challenge gives two knights of high birth and renown.
07:22Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait.
07:26So I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir.
07:30No.
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown.
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery.
07:46No, no.
07:47No, no, no, no.
07:48Um, uh, goose eggs.
07:51Just, just the eggs.
07:52No, no, no.
07:54Uh, just, um, goose eggs.
07:58Like, just the...
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir.
08:29Shut up.
08:30Let's go.
08:49Do you like the word?
08:52Come on.
08:54Um.
08:57Mmm.
08:58Mm.
08:59Mm.
08:59Mm.
09:00Mm.
09:13What's going on?
09:41I can't eat hard salt beef. I just eat lovely food and grapes. I can't even drink a pint of
09:50ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you another one.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most, haven't you not, sir?
10:37I had to keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
11:00I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:07Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire after the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:30But if you win?
11:40If I win...
11:47If I win...
11:50If I win...
11:51You can...
11:53If I win...
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I, er...
12:06I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:12Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:46I... I don't have any money.
12:49I...
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:16He's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But we're a...
13:21Challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall and you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:05A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride if you're Duncan.
14:45First maple-
14:55Asally.
15:00Son of Meircard.
15:03Grand Son of Inkerribut.
15:05And Prince of Alistarza Democr translated.
15:08Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:23Let's go.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:39Come out, little knight.
16:46Kill him! Kill him!
16:51Kill him!
16:53Kill him!
16:59Kill him!
17:00Kill him!
17:02Kill him!
17:04Cut!
17:05Oh!
17:08It's the moon.
17:12He's too low.
17:15Oh!
17:29No!
17:38Oh!
17:44Jesus Christ!
17:48No!
17:51No!
18:16Oh
18:22I want to leave
18:31But that was a terrible sight
18:34But a squire must be strong a mishap may befall me and I'll need you to keep your wits if
18:40it does
18:41That was no mishap
18:50The jousting is done for the day I think
18:52Come on
19:50Oh
19:55No
19:55I just think Alice is a nice name to write us on to
19:59That means there was a cripple girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums that they saw
20:04fit to celebrate her in song
20:05And yet they could not bother credit her true name
20:36If there's a lesson in that
20:39Belonged to all things okay
21:09Oh
21:10And rats and cats and pigeons for brown
21:13Cook there always said my father was some thief
21:17Look
21:17If he was as big as me
21:19He wouldn't have met a very good one
21:33See your fortune?
21:35Oh yeah go on then
21:36You shall not
21:37You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister
21:41Thank you
21:41Do the boy now
21:46You shall be king
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying
21:58What?
22:03Thank you
22:03Thank you
22:03That's very good
22:07Why would she say that?
22:08Why would she say what?
22:10Come on
22:15So Duncan
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy
22:19Yeah
22:20This boy is my squire
22:22Egg
22:23This is Raymond Fosseway
22:25Good day
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppet show, sir
22:33And bring your shield when the performance is over
22:39We make it ourselves
22:44Very well
22:51Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh
22:54I'm not sure
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow
23:03I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield
23:07He's about his chivalrous as a starved weasel
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched
23:20A local favourite
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:25I heard Aryan were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey
23:31Looked as if he was going to carry the day
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish
23:34My squire thinks Aryan meant to kill the horse
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable
23:44Let alone a prince
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan
23:54Blood magicers and tyrants who've burned our lands
23:57Enslaved our people
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs
24:02Every pale-haired brat that's saddled on us has been madder than the last
24:05Gods know how
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits
24:12So, aye
24:13I think he meant to kill the fucking horse
24:23I got it carried away there
24:29Yeah
24:30I heard that part about the tits from Stefan
24:41Er...
24:44It's me
24:59Hey
24:59Yo
24:59Yeah
25:02Hey
25:10Love you
25:10He's got your posse
25:10Ok
25:10No
25:11Fuck
25:17Wow
25:38There he is.
25:39Err, Ian, his whole smile's in chivalry so long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Which are those?
25:50He's there. Darren and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little wonder maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sort.
26:16Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless they were going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23Sir Duncan, you have to come.
26:25Arian's hurting her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:27You have to kill him.
26:31Hiker!
26:32Hiker!
26:33Hiker!
26:35Hiker!
26:45Hiker!
26:47Hiker!
26:49Hiker!
26:51Hiker!
26:52Hiker!
26:54Hiker!
26:54Ah!
26:56Ah!
26:57Ah!
26:58Ah!
26:59Ah!
27:01Ah!
27:02Ah!
27:02Ah!
27:02Ah!
27:04Ah!
27:06Ah!
27:09Ah!
27:16Ah!
27:17Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:20Ah!
27:21Ah!
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
27:52Ah!
27:54Ah!
27:57Ah!
28:00Ah!
28:01Ah!
28:02Ah!
28:03Ah!
28:04Ah!
28:05Ah!
28:05Ah!
28:05Ah!
28:05Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't!
28:11Watch out, please!
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:20You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:27And that's the one you did.
28:37Ah!
28:38Ah!
28:39Ah!
28:39Ah!
28:41Ah!
28:42Ah!
28:43Ah!
28:44Ah!
28:45Ah!
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