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Emily in Paris S05 - Episode 6
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00:16Good morning! I got your favorite croissants, extra flaky.
00:23I thought maybe we could do breakfast.
00:26Can't. I'm heading out.
00:31You've been running a lot lately. Are you training for a marathon?
00:38Emily, I don't know how many times I can say I'm sorry.
00:41Can we please, please just talk about this?
00:46We don't need to. It's fine. I'm fine.
00:51Really? That smile looks like it hurts.
00:54No, all fine. I gotta go.
01:12Emily! Emily! Hey! Emily!
01:19Hey!
01:21What the hell?
01:22Ow!
01:24Oh, my God!
01:26Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
01:27Did you just hit me with a croissant?
01:29I was aiming for your back. I've been trying to get your attention for, like, six blocks.
01:35Oh, God. I think I'm having a heart attack.
01:38I barely even hit a mile.
01:39I tried doing it on platforms.
01:41Ouch.
01:45Em, this weird distance between us has to stop.
01:48Okay, you're all cold and polite. It's awful.
01:52Okay, well, then I'll try to be less polite.
01:54Yes!
01:55Just be mad at me.
01:59I'm sorry about Alfie.
02:00You don't get it.
02:02It's not that you got together, okay? You hid it. You lied to me.
02:05I know.
02:06And...
02:07And I hate myself for it.
02:11Alfie and I, we really weren't anything serious, but hiding it was stupid.
02:16Julian said it would blow up like this. I should have listened.
02:19Yeah, and Julian knew.
02:20Okay, how could you tell him before me?
02:22Oh, no, no. No, no, no. I didn't tell him. He caught us in Solitano.
02:26I didn't think anyone could see us.
02:27How did I not know this?
02:29There is so much going on in Rome with you and Marcello and the whole mess.
02:35Um, it didn't feel like there was a good time.
02:38Not a good time. Okay, we're roommates. We have nothing but time.
02:42No, you want me to be mad? Fine. I'm mad, okay?
02:44You're my best friend and you didn't share this with me and I share everything with you.
02:49Even my apartment.
02:54How can I ever trust you again?
03:01You know, this conversation is starting to sound pretty juvenile.
03:06Yeah, it really is.
03:08You know what else is juvenile? Walking on eggshells while you stomp around pretending everything's fine.
03:14So I will... I'll give you some space.
03:17Fine. Stop saying that!
03:20Only one thing to say
03:23Cause I don't wanna be friends
03:27I don't wanna pretend
03:32Only one thing to say
03:36You can bury me in some...
03:38Morning.
03:39Mm-hmm.
03:40Don't uh-huh me like that. It wasn't my place to tell you.
03:43Of course not. I'm sure everyone knew.
03:45Not everyone. Me, obviously, and Geneviève. But she doesn't even work here anymore and...
03:49Oh, Emily! I'm so sorry to hear about what happened. I can't believe it. Cockled it by your best friend
03:55and your ex.
03:56I'm amazed you had the stern too sharp today. Really.
04:00And Luc? Luc knew?
04:05She didn't know?
04:11Chef Frichaud is in a three year contract with Celeste, so you'd have to buy him out, but that could
04:16get pretty expensive.
04:18There's also Chef Duran at Le Bouchon, but you'd have to relocate her from Marseille.
04:23Chef de Marchellier is available and is apparently amazing, but I've been told he has a bit of an anger
04:28problem.
04:29This shouldn't be so hard. I mean, we have a mission star.
04:32That Gabriel earned.
04:34Yes. And decided to walk out on.
04:36Because you wouldn't get off his back.
04:38We've been over the selfie. My restaurant, my mission star, my decision.
04:43Okay, well, I have an idea. Um, what if we invite top chefs from all over Paris to do residencies
04:48at the restaurant?
04:49It's a low commitment way to find the right person.
04:53Oh, like a one month free trial.
04:56Exactly. Yeah, and we could have customers engage through social media, have them vote on their favorite chef via the
05:02restaurant's Instagram and the winner gets the job.
05:07I like it. With one caveat.
05:10Ah, bloody hell, here we go.
05:12Well, we've spent a lot of money creating Le Chef Hot Branding, so we need to make sure that Gabriel's
05:17replacement is...
05:18Hot.
05:20Oh, hold on. Isn't the food more important?
05:24I mean, we're not gonna keep your Michelin star otherwise.
05:28Hot and talented.
05:30Wow.
05:32Okay. Um, how about we put a pin in it for now and I will come up with a marketing
05:36proposal and then we can just all meet again then.
05:38Good idea.
05:44What an absolute knob. I mean, everything's been such a mess since Gabriel left. I mean, you can't be too
05:53happy about that.
05:55Happy that Gabriel's pursuing his dreams or happy that you and Mindy found happiness together?
06:02Shit.
06:05Oh, Cooper. I'm so...
06:09Sorry. Yeah. I've been hearing that a lot lately.
06:16You know, and just for the record, I would have been happy. For both of you.
06:24No, it's just a vacation fling. Really. What happened in Rome stayed in Rome.
06:37You wanted to see me?
06:39Oh, yes. I have a question, but don't get too excited. How do I follow you on Instagram?
06:46What? Why?
06:48It's purely professional. We're meeting tomorrow to pitch ideas for infallible lipstick from L'Oréal Paris.
06:54Oh, my God. That's huge. Um, uh, okay. Um, okay. Idea. Idea.
07:00Um, so we see a woman walking through Gallery Lafayette and she's saying something like a bad makeup.
07:07No. No. This is an international client with a big budget. They're going to want to hear it from me.
07:13So I have an idea. Ah, the campaign should be about a young American woman living in Paris.
07:22And when I think of that person, well, naturally, I think of you.
07:28I inspired you?
07:29Let's not go that far. But I would like to use your photos for my pitch deck.
07:36Of course. Yeah, okay. First things first, we need to make you an account. So...
07:41Phone, please.
07:43Don't look at my texts.
07:45Okay.
07:47Um, okay. What do you want your username to be?
07:50Oh, Sylviger.
07:53Hmm.
07:54I don't want to post anything, huh?
07:55Hmm. You just want to lurk.
07:59Sorry. Um, okay.
08:03Done.
08:05Okay, so...
08:07Here is your profile.
08:09Now you're following me.
08:11Hmm.
08:11This is my grid, and these are my permanent posts.
08:14But then if you click on my profile pic here, you'll see my story. Those only last 24 hours.
08:18Hmm. I saw this little guy on my way to work this morning, and I could not resist.
08:22Oh, riveting.
08:24Hmm.
08:25You try.
08:28Oh, Yvette Moreau.
08:30Oh, how did she find me so fast?
08:32Make her own follow me.
08:33Oh, those are suggested follows.
08:35Who is she?
08:36Oh, someone I used to know.
08:38No.
08:39Oh, cool.
08:40Well, now you can reconnect.
08:41Oh, God, no. Never.
08:43She looks sweet.
08:44Mmm, she definitely isn't sweet.
08:47And she certainly hasn't aged well.
08:50Well, when's the last time you're czar?
08:52It was ages ago.
08:55If you must know, we used to be very good friends until she put a knife in my back.
08:59Oh, God, what happened?
09:02She accused me of cheating.
09:04Hmm.
09:05At badgammon.
09:07That's it?
09:08You lost a friend over a game?
09:11Not just a game, Emily.
09:12We were the only two women in a group of men, and I was getting a lot of attention.
09:17And she didn't like that, so she got me kicked out.
09:20And you...
09:22You never spoke again, like neither of you reached out?
09:25Well, I shouldn't have to.
09:26I mean, she's the one who lied, and she's too stubborn to admit it.
09:31So, no, I never spoke again.
09:34Do you miss her?
09:43No.
09:45Friendship went sour, just like curdled milk.
09:53Hi, thanks for letting me crash.
09:56No problem.
09:57I promise it'll only be a few days, maybe a week, just until things cool off.
10:02Only a week?
10:03This is for you.
10:06Wow, your place is so chic.
10:10And very tidy.
10:11Mhm?
10:14Mhm.
10:38Mm-hm.
11:08Stay as you are.
11:10Stay as you are.
11:13Till the day you can only live.
11:19Even myself, I know you.
11:23All the days that you've been alone.
11:28I'm listening.
11:45Um, Vin Blanc Cibepoint?
11:48Only God American beer is here.
11:50Okay.
11:51Um, Pabst Blue Ribbon then, please.
12:01Mmm.
12:03God, I've missed watery beer.
12:05All right, everybody, grab your besties.
12:08It's time for Friends Trivia!
12:17There you go, my man.
12:19You're welcome.
12:21Hey.
12:22Hey.
12:23So where's your team?
12:25Oh, I... I don't have one.
12:27Yeah, you do. Join mine.
12:30I'm Jake.
12:32Uh, Emily.
12:34Nice to meet you.
12:34Nice to meet you.
12:36So where are you from?
12:38Chicago.
12:39You?
12:40Ann Arbor, Michigan.
12:41Oh, I have cousins from Grand Rapids.
12:45Is that near you?
12:46Kind of.
12:48Here, hold out your hand.
12:49Let me show you.
12:50So, Michigan is shaped like a mitt, right?
12:52And I'm from here.
12:53Your cousins from all the way over here.
12:56Okay, so not near them.
12:57No.
12:58Right.
12:58Same stage.
12:59Yeah.
13:00So are we playing or what?
13:05We are playing.
13:06Okay.
13:06You say yes.
13:07Okay, okay.
13:09Hi.
13:09Emily, this is Caroline in Austin.
13:11Hi.
13:12Hello.
13:12But tonight, we are Marcel.
13:15Oh, um, after Ross' monkey.
13:17Yeah.
13:18See?
13:18I knew I had the right recruit here.
13:20Nice.
13:21All right, everybody.
13:22Question number one.
13:25What is Joey's agent's name?
13:28Marjorie.
13:28Marjorie.
13:29Um, I think it's Estelle.
13:30No, it's Marjorie.
13:31No, she's right.
13:32It's Estelle.
13:33Yeah.
13:35Sorry.
13:36All right, question number two.
13:39What relationship moment did Monica and Chandler have when she got the turkey stuck on her head?
13:45They said I love you.
13:47Right?
13:48My oldest sister controlled the remote.
13:50I've seen all the friends like six times.
13:51Wow.
13:52Yeah.
13:54Uh, Dr. Baker Murray.
13:56Yes.
13:56Regina Falangi.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Minsk, Belarus.
14:00Belarus.
14:01You got it.
14:01You got it.
14:03We were on a break.
14:06That's so weird.
14:07And the winner, although I'm sure none of you are surprised, is Marcel.
14:15Yeah!
14:17We really won!
14:18We really won!
14:19We really won!
14:19Take that, Joey Triviani!
14:21Yes!
14:21Thanks for our secret weapon here.
14:23I'm gonna get another round.
14:25Cool.
14:25Great.
14:26Would you like another PBR?
14:29Sure, why not?
14:40I really can't believe I'm here.
14:43I'm so happy you are.
14:44So it's true.
14:46You really left JVMA?
14:49Yes.
14:50Because it turned me into someone I'm not.
14:54Someone who could hurt you.
14:55Nico.
14:58I don't know.
14:59Look.
14:59People make mistakes.
15:02I'm hoping if you love someone, you can forgive them.
15:09Well, I am not perfect either.
15:13No perfect for me.
15:17I love you, Mindy.
15:20Being apart just made me realize how much I want to be together.
15:26Always.
15:29Well, does this mean you're broke?
15:33Basically.
15:35But as long as I have you, I have everything.
15:46Wait, you can pay for these drinks, all right?
15:52Are you sure I can keep this?
15:54I mean, the whole team won.
15:55Yeah, but you wear it so well.
15:58Oh.
15:59And you earned it.
16:00When you came in with Kip, I'm telling you, I was really impressed.
16:03Well, what about you with Yemen?
16:04I mean, I would never have gotten that.
16:06Okay, so that stuck with me because I almost had to go to Yemen for work,
16:09and I kept saying, well, I guess we're going to Yemen.
16:13So what do you do in Paris?
16:15I'm a consular officer at the U.S. Embassy.
16:17Wow.
16:18Yep.
16:18That's impressive.
16:20What exactly does that mean?
16:23All right, so basically my job is to help Americans with emergencies abroad,
16:27so if you lose your passport or you get arrested, I'm your guy.
16:32So you rescue people.
16:34Americans in jail or trivia bars.
16:38Hey, you rescued us.
16:40Oh.
16:41And my job is actually a lot of paperwork.
16:44It's pretty nerdy.
16:46But I will say that Paris has been a really nice change from Sofia.
16:52Sofia?
16:53Who's that?
16:54Your, uh, your ex?
16:56Sofia, Bulgaria.
16:58I was stationed there before here.
17:00Oh, yeah.
17:01Okay, you definitely don't want me on your world capitals trivia team.
17:05Yeah, you probably wouldn't be my first choice.
17:10Hey, what are you doing tomorrow for the 4th?
17:12Because the embassy is having a huge party.
17:14You should definitely come.
17:16That sounds amazing, but I can't.
17:18I...
17:18The 4th is just any other day here.
17:20I have work.
17:22You're American.
17:22It's a national holiday.
17:24We're having hot dogs.
17:25Oh, my God.
17:27I can't remember the last time I had a hot dog.
17:29They're still good.
17:30But it's...
17:31No, work is just too crazy, and, you know, I don't think my boss would really go for it.
17:36I have the ambassador to write her a note.
17:39You don't know my boss.
17:43Here.
17:44It's your phone.
17:48Hey.
17:49Oh.
17:49It worked.
17:50It worked.
17:50I got my number, so...
17:54Call me if you change your mind.
17:57Perfect.
18:01I'm this way.
18:02Yeah.
18:02Okay.
18:03Okay.
18:05Well...
18:07It's nice meeting you, Emily.
18:09Hope to see you tomorrow.
18:10Bye.
18:12Bye.
19:01Oh, happy Independence Day, Emily.
19:04Oh, thank you, Luke.
19:06Look at that.
19:06It's a tartatin.
19:07We don't have apple pie in France,
19:09but this is better.
19:10Hmm.
19:11Did you know that the French
19:12helped the Americans win their revolution?
19:15You want some of the tart, huh?
19:17What? No, no, no, I could have.
19:18No, no, no.
19:18Okay, just one bite.
19:22Ah, bah, tiens.
19:23On dit bonjour, Julien.
19:25There is nothing bon about this jour.
19:27What's his problem?
19:29Didn't you hear?
19:30Julien's a new roommate.
19:31I can't keep track of his love life.
19:34They're definitely not lovers.
19:35It's Mindy.
19:38Mindy's living with Julien?
19:39He took her in like a street urchin.
19:42Oh, well, I'm glad that she's safe.
19:45What are you waiting for?
19:46Go over there, talk to her, and if you want,
19:49I can create a diversion so you can sneak out.
19:51I just found out that she and Alfie had been together
19:53longer than they said.
19:54They lied about their lie.
19:56Oh.
19:57The double lie.
19:59Now I understand.
20:00Allé, we have a meeting at L'Oréal.
20:03Allons-y.
20:05L'Oréal Paris has always produced top tier cosmetics.
20:08But how do we appeal to young women?
20:11Create a fun campaign telling the story of an American
20:15girl's love affair with Paris that speaks directly to her makeup
20:19needs.
20:20Meet your typical fun-loving American girl.
20:24Well, you know the one.
20:26You've drawn some real-life inspiration.
20:29I love it.
20:29She's taking a break from life back home to get a taste of
20:33La Vian Rose.
20:34And the long-wear power of her infallible lipstick by L'Oréal
20:37Paris can keep up with anything she can throw its way.
20:40Yes, through her stereotypical Parisian moments.
20:45But also, through her real sightseeing, like Jacques, and Pierre, and even Thomas.
21:03I see that Paris keeps you busy.
21:08But she's not with anyone now.
21:10Well, we'll see our spirited American kiss her way through Paris and never leave a mark.
21:18Because with the infallible lipstick by L'Oréal Paris, you can be freely.
21:23You're kiss-proof.
21:25Wow.
21:26This sounds definitely fun.
21:27I'll have a chat with my team and I'll get back to you shortly.
21:30Great.
21:34After all this time, is that really what you think of me?
21:37Just some vapid American girl doll kissing her way through Paris?
21:41More like aspirational and fun for the demographic.
21:44Oh, well that's definitely one word for it.
21:47And it was the right pitch for the client.
21:50So my feelings don't matter as long as the client is happy.
21:52Those were your photos from your Instagram.
21:55Don't shoot the messenger.
21:56You made me seem completely boy crazy.
21:58It's insulting and untrue.
22:01Jake, who's Jake?
22:03Someone else we should include?
22:05You know what?
22:07It's an American holiday.
22:08I'm going to take the rest of the day off.
22:20Hey.
22:21Hi.
22:22You made it.
22:24Passport, please.
22:25Wait, seriously?
22:26Only throwing asylum from the French.
22:28Oh, well actually that sounds very nice today.
22:32We can do that.
22:33Oh, wow.
22:33Yeah.
22:34Wow.
22:35The embassy, it was built in the French style.
22:37But we've done our best to make the inside feel like a home.
22:40I think it's kind of the perfect metaphor for what this place is.
22:43You see, outside you're in Paris.
22:45But in here, you're on American soil.
22:48It really feels that way.
22:54Oh my God, look.
22:55It's our team.
22:56Yeah.
22:56Marcel, hi.
22:57Oh, hey.
22:58We're friends here already.
22:59Hey.
23:00Good to see you.
23:01How are you?
23:02How are you?
23:02I'm good.
23:03So good.
23:04How's it going?
23:05I hopped up the plane at LAX with a dream my cardigan.
23:10Cheers.
23:11Cheers.
23:11Cheers.
23:13Woo-hoo.
23:15Our friends do not know what they're missing.
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18Mm-hmm.
23:19Mm-hmm.
23:20There we go.
23:21This is all so crazy.
23:23Everybody's so baby.
23:25Oh, nice.
23:27Good job.
23:27Good job.
23:29Oh, no!
23:31Woo-hoo!
23:33Come on.
23:34I want to show you a part of the embassy that nobody gets to see.
23:37Okay.
23:40The dungeon?
23:42Not quite.
23:46All right.
23:50Oh.
23:51My God.
23:53What is this place?
23:55Our own little canteen.
23:56Our own little canteen.
23:57Oh, my God.
23:57I love coming down here when I want some good old-fashioned American junk food.
24:00Oh, you can't find any of this here.
24:02I know.
24:03Everything in France is so fresh, right?
24:05Ugh.
24:06This is our real culinary glory.
24:08Pop-Tarts.
24:10Oh, I haven't had these since college.
24:12Oh.
24:14Is that easy, Mac?
24:16Yep.
24:16What's up?
24:18Are these just for employees, or?
24:20You can take anything you like.
24:22Donuts.
24:22What?
24:23Get a whiff.
24:25Wow.
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:28Mm-hmm.
24:29Mm-hmm.
24:29Mm-hmm.
24:29Mm-hmm.
24:30You really suck.
24:33I don't...
24:34What?
24:35Pickle in the pouch.
24:36Red, white, and blue.
24:37Ah!
24:39You have to do this.
24:42Okay, okay, okay, okay.
24:44Gotta have some beans.
24:46Let's give them to me.
24:48Santa.
24:48Cheers.
24:49Woo!
24:50Thanks for this.
24:53The rest has been, um, pretty hard on me lately.
24:57So I just needed a taste of home.
25:01And it's time for feeling it.
25:02Mm-hmm.
25:03You know where to find me.
25:08Mm-hmm.
25:12Oh.
25:13Oh.
25:14Uh, Madam Ambassador, this is Emily Cooper.
25:17Emily, this is Ambassador Jennings.
25:20Nice to meet you.
25:21Hi.
25:22Um, sorry.
25:24Sorry.
25:25Don't worry.
25:26I'm down here all the time.
25:29Well, come on.
25:30Fireworks are about to start.
25:36Julie?
25:36Yeah.
25:38I'm good.
25:49I'm good.
25:50Uh-huh.
25:51Oh.
25:52Mmm.
25:54Yeah.
25:57...
26:20Sylvie Grateau.
26:22I didn't think it was.
26:23You're crazy, I was there.
26:25How did I get it?
26:26Why did you get it?
26:28I saw you watch my stories on Insta.
26:31Do you know how I watch my stories?
26:33Yes, I can.
26:36After all these years, I was curious.
26:39You're not the only one.
26:40I was curious too.
26:42I have my career since the beginning,
26:44and I saw you have found your own voice.
26:47We talked about it all the time.
26:49Bravo, Sylvie.
26:51You succeeded.
26:53Thank you, it's nice.
26:57How many years have we not seen it?
27:00It's crazy.
27:01You've almost changed.
27:02Look at you, you're beautiful.
27:05Do you want to make a part?
27:08Let's go.
27:09Do you want to drink something?
27:11A white wine.
27:13A white wine.
27:14A white wine.
27:14A white wine.
27:39The sun.
27:41Oh!
27:42You remember the story where there was a guy who looked like Tom Cruise,
27:46who would never let you go.
27:48And he told you,
27:49Sylvie, if you don't kiss me, I'm going to die.
27:53I said, I swear.
27:59You were wrong.
28:01But I'm sure,
28:02the baguette without you is really less funny.
28:05Well, well,
28:06still...
28:07What, still?
28:09It's you who made me feel like.
28:11But not at all.
28:12Soi-disant, je trichais.
28:15Ah, alors.
28:17Peut-être parce que tu t'es tapé Guillaume
28:19trois mois avant notre mariage.
28:21Oh, non.
28:23Ça m'était complètement sorti de la tête.
28:27Il va bien, Guillaume ?
28:29Ecoute, il va bien.
28:31On est toujours mariés.
28:32Ah.
28:34Ah.
28:37Il a l'air en forme ?
28:38Ouais.
28:44Je...
28:45Je sais pas si je te l'ai dit à l'époque...
28:48Oh.
28:50T'inquiète.
28:51On a toutes fait les mêmes conneries à cet âge.
28:59Allez, recommence.
29:00Oui, c'est à moi.
29:02Non, c'est à moi.
29:03Non, c'est bien tu viens de jouer.
29:06Tu vas pas recommencer, non.
29:07De quoi je vais pas recommencer ?
29:09Tu vas pas me dire que je triche, je triche pas !
29:20Tu vas bien ?
29:23Non, c'est rien.
29:25C'est rien.
29:27C'est rien.
29:27C'est rien.
29:29C'est rien.
29:30C'est rien.
29:33T'es rien.
29:34C'est rien.
29:36C'est rien.
29:38Un grand...
29:41C'est rien.
29:42On l'aiderau où la fin, je venais à 2 insister.
29:45Et...
29:46Actuellement, je pense que la vestestream estå› ç‚º de les insisteraux.
29:49C'est rien.
29:50Ah, et et qui...
29:52keeps you at arm's length because they know you're just passing through so it makes it hard to find
29:56genuine connections it can be but i think i found one me too
30:14sorry no no not you jake sorry oh sorry oh okay wow it's not that so sorry that that that
30:21was
30:21for it i thought we had a yeah no i totally understand you're you're great really honestly
30:27no sorry i'm i'm just kind of kiss proof right now kiss proof yeah it's a long story but
30:38thank you for all of this i i really needed it
30:57he left his company for me but does that really make up for everything else
31:01like i don't know should i forgive him don't do it but he loves me then do it honestly i
31:07don't care
31:07anymore was that a bird oh ow sorry what are you doing here i came to apologize i i've been
31:26so
31:27stubborn you know and i know that you're sorry i i just i need to stop punishing you please please
31:33come back okay it doesn't feel like home without you i can have a pact in 15 minutes
31:40i missed you i missed you you know and i met a really cute american guy and well i didn't
31:46have
31:46anyone to tell you did yeah nico and i are getting back together really how he left his family's company
32:08for me so how was your american party it was a nice break from work lorreal paris passed on the
32:19idea
32:20they thought it wasn't female empowering enough
32:26i agree plus you're selling a long wear lipstick and random flings don't exactly scream longevity
32:34friendships are the relationships that last
32:55a good lipstick is like a good friendship vibrant and long lasting
33:06say hello to your new best friend infallible lipstick from lorreal paris
33:11and cut
33:20wait is that supposed to be us you inspired me
33:31they're cute but nobody's better than us
33:42let's see
33:44for sure
33:44and
33:44i.
33:46ne
33:46i
34:10on
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