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01:34But she's right, you don't say much.
01:36You say too much.
01:37Nothing proves that you're her father.
01:39Everything lines up date-wise.
01:40Want me to draw you a picture?
01:41Well, same for me.
01:44nevermind
01:45just forget it
01:46i can't
01:47you just said it
01:48you really think you're her father
01:53hang on
01:56when i met charlie
01:57she was heartbroken
01:59she had been dumped by her real dirtbag
02:01damn it
02:05you're the guy before me
02:06hey i'm not the guy before you
02:09you're the guy after me
02:10you were a rough draft
02:12and you were just a consolation prize
02:22hey i don't know what kind of problem you two have
02:25but we have things to do now
02:26like find my mother
02:33we're not very far from where your mother's hiding
02:35and papa how does he know this
02:37well it's because this medallion isn't just a medallion
02:40it's also a smuggler's eye
02:42and you use it to find a hideout
02:46she was using it when i was buffaloed
02:50okay let's go desperados
03:19okay what's this hideout
03:22it's an abandoned mine where i used to hide cash and guns
03:25i gave this eye to charlie
03:27so we could meet up after i got out
03:28discreetly
03:29if you know what i mean
03:31doesn't matter
03:31if she's here we'll find her right away
03:33because this area is completely deserted
03:41my mother should have given you vocabulary lessons
03:43because you don't know what deserted means
03:45if charlie's still hiding here
03:46her kidnappers must be close
03:49we'll have to play it incognito
03:50hands in the air
03:51i'm not sure that's going to help us be incognito
03:53i said hands in the air
03:59that's good
04:03calamity
04:04jane
04:05calamity jane
04:06it's calamity jane
04:08your calamity jane
04:09is she a epileptic or something
04:11worse
04:11she's a fan
04:13excuse me mrs jane but
04:14no no no don't you dare come near me
04:16and don't you call me mrs
04:19mrs was my mother
04:21that's not even true
04:22she was a hooker
04:24i'm so thrilled to get to meet you
04:25in person
04:27i read your memoir at least
04:29350 times
04:30it's a good thing you're here
04:31because my mother was kidnapped
04:33no
04:33yes
04:33really
04:34yes i swear
04:35for real
04:35of course for real
04:36i don't give a rat's ass
04:38i'm sorry louise
04:40i should have told you that she was
04:42in a hurry
04:43i'm in a hurry
04:45kids telling the truth
04:46her mom was kidnapped
04:47but what i said is also true
04:49i don't give a rat's ass
04:51i want the reward
04:52the reward
04:53the loot
04:54the dough
04:54the moolah
04:55you're a hunter looking for a reward
04:56not a
04:57the best manhunter there is
04:59i took down all your wanted posters
05:00to be the only one on your trail
05:02too bad for the others
05:17have you been able to message governor z
05:19yes i said we were currently actively following the girl's trail
05:22but unfortunately we were mutually unsuccessful
05:24well you outdid yourself with the adverb sarge
05:26it's more expensive but it's more professional
05:29oh it's going beep beep
05:47so what does she say
05:54she says to kill you lieutenant
05:58so i guess you got promoted
06:00yeah
06:00now it's just the two of us
06:01yeah
06:02and that's something that's really going to motivate us
06:04she's diabolical isn't she
06:06huh
06:06yeah
06:08yeah
06:12at first i was just following the girl
06:14what a trailblazer
06:15no less than 23 armed robberies just last week
06:18you robbed more than 20 people before finding me
06:20i had a gun and no time to waste
06:22now that's my girl
06:24this was the easiest track of my life
06:25this idiot would leave a note each time
06:27with her name and address
06:28no way that's my girl
06:29it was for the greater good
06:30convenient excuse
06:32and then after that
06:33well it's just like reading one of those photo books
06:36boot theft
06:37hat theft
06:39school transport theft
06:40i didn't see the cart behind the mule
06:42kidnapping
06:43or the kids in the cart
06:45horse theft
06:45that one's for billy
06:47and it goes on and on like that
06:48until you guys team up
06:50and that's when
06:51i mean
06:53all hell breaks loose
06:54jailbreak
06:55bank robbery
06:56bffs with the daltons
06:57you've completely gone over to the dark side
06:59yeah
06:59okay i know what you're gonna say
07:01but i did it for the greater good
07:02oh
07:02come on
07:03jane
07:04you know me
07:05well you know me too
07:07the mula comes first
07:08i don't understand you calamity
07:10you're a legend of the wild west
07:12there's a woman in distress
07:13saving her as a noble cause
07:15listen to your heart
07:24what if we could get you more money
07:26ah
07:27now we're talking
07:35okay
07:37come with us while we look for her mother
07:39with joe in the picture
07:40things are bound to go sideways
07:41the reward money will go up
07:43once we find charlie
07:44and she's somewhere safe
07:45you turn us in
07:46you get a mark up on top
07:47deal
07:50get a mark up on top
07:52and you say i'm vulgar
07:54okay
07:55but if you try to trick me
07:57i'll shoot you dead
08:23so much for going incognito
08:25we can just stay cognito
08:27i got the fever
08:29it's called gold fever
08:30did you find gold
08:33did you find gold
08:37look in here and tell me if you see any
08:41i gotta go dig
08:43i think i should go dig
08:45i gotta go dig
08:49okay
08:50we go in the mine
08:51and we look for my mom
08:52you're not going anywhere
08:54i'm keeping her as collateral
08:57don't worry
08:58we'll be back soon
08:58don't even try
09:00i'm not trying
09:01i'm just talking to you
09:02really?
09:03because now you have something to say?
09:08yeah she's a sharpshooter too
09:21ah so you see
09:22if you squint really hard
09:24and look at the scales on the fish
09:25you can see the layout of the mine
09:28that's crazy
09:29can you pick your teeth with it?
09:31ha
09:31very funny
09:32although you're right
09:33you can pick your teeth with it
09:34because if you pull this little knob
09:35no one goes
09:41i'm warning you
09:42if you dare shoot me in the head
09:44you're a dead man
09:46okay i think we should all just
09:47calm down here
09:48right?
09:49we'd like to speak to the person in charge
09:52so who's the owner?
09:53i'm the owner
09:54i'm the owner
09:55i'm the owner
09:56i'm the owner
09:56i'm the owner
09:56they can't even agree on that
09:58i've had enough
09:58stop
10:00no one's gonna sneak inside our mine again
10:02bunch of thieves
10:03hang on
10:04did you really see someone sneak inside?
10:05like a sneaker
10:07lurker?
10:07lurker
10:08or a lady lurker
10:11how do you know that?
10:12i just saw a shadow
10:14and she dropped one for boots
10:16it doesn't matter anyway
10:17no one's going through
10:19we're on patrol 24-7
10:22and we shoot to kill
10:26what size was the boot?
10:30so she's in there
10:31and we can't go in?
10:32don't worry
10:33we'll charge in
10:34guns blazing
10:35end of story
10:36yeah except we're not doing that
10:38it's full of saltpeter in there
10:39potassium nitrate
10:41saltpeter
10:42yeah potassium nitrate
10:44it'll explode if we start shooting
10:45okay so
10:46we're gonna pop them
10:47delicately
10:48two slugs in each head
10:49no straight bullets
10:49no we're not gonna kill anybody here
10:51who talked about killing?
10:52you did
10:52when?
10:53just now
10:53i said no gun
10:54so it doesn't matter
10:56you shouldn't try to go in there
10:59that mine drives people crazy
11:28it's our friend from the mine
11:33that's bow
11:34he's my husband
11:36he's gone crazy like all the others
11:41all this is my fault
11:45what do you mean?
11:46we dreamt of adventure
11:49and one day
11:50bow was approached by a promoter
11:51who had an incredible opportunity
11:53this abandoned mine right here
11:54which was full of gold
11:57i said it's our dream come true
11:59and we came here
12:00what suckers
12:04please continue
12:04after six months of digging for nothing
12:06bow was at the end of his rope
12:10and he found his first golden nugget
12:12he was overjoyed
12:15so of course he went to the saloon
12:16i suppose a week later
12:17you had all the neighborhood prospectors
12:19on your property
12:20it's the west
12:23but he stood strong
12:24and kept a tunnel for himself
12:25the sheriff?
12:26did he do something?
12:28yep
12:28he bought a pickaxe
12:30they've really all gone crazy
12:31crazy but rich?
12:33not even
12:33since the rush a month ago
12:35only five nuggets were found
12:36and none by my husband
12:38okay so we're dealing
12:39with a prize sucker
12:41what?
12:43come on
12:44that's a lot of coffee
12:46yeah
12:47that's what everybody lives on here
12:48to keep going
12:57okay
12:57we need to find a way
12:58to get into that mine
13:00i never thought i'd enjoy
13:02watching you two struggle this much
13:10i'm not working with lucky luke
13:12you think it doesn't suck for me
13:13to have you here?
13:13well it super sucks for me
13:14yeah well it double super sucks for me
13:16hey if there was a contest
13:17to determine for who it sucks the most
13:19i win first prize
13:20and you'd come in so far behind me
13:21you want to bail
13:22stop you two
13:23you're gonna work together
13:24because i said so
13:25plus i'm holding all the guns
13:26stop까
13:26stop
13:38stop
13:40stop
13:41stop
13:42stop
17:18Wait, why is it so quiet?
17:36Charlie!
17:41Charlie!
17:44Charlie!
17:45Charlie!
17:51Charlie!
17:54What's her name?
18:09Charlie!
18:33Charlie!
18:37Charlie!
18:39Charlie!
18:40Charlie!
18:41Charlie!
18:46Charlie!
18:49Charlie!
18:50Charlie!
19:18Charlie!
19:35Charlie!
19:37Charlie,
19:38Charlie!
20:08No, you don't need me there.
20:09Sure I do.
20:10You're my hostage and my good luck, Trump.
20:12Come on, let's go.
20:20C-L-D-T-C-L-D-T-L-M-Q-P-C.
20:27Hey, your mom left and she's living her best life, okay?
20:32And that bunch of letters, those have got to be initials.
20:35Either names of saloons or guys.
20:36That's bullshit.
20:37Life's everyone for themselves, that's how it is.
20:39It's like that because of people like you.
20:41Don't you mean like us?
20:43You think I don't know what you did for the greater good?
20:45You married Billy and broke his little heart, all that for a horse?
20:49Even I wouldn't have stooped so low.
20:53Call.
20:58Yeah, I screwed up with Billy.
21:00I used him and I hate myself for it.
21:03But I'm young and mistakes are normal.
21:05You, you're the one who's given up.
21:07But thanks, because now I know who I never ever want to be like.
21:10Dammit, don't you think I had dreams of my own?
21:13You think I didn't want to be someone better?
21:16Life beats you up, okay?
21:20So you toughen up.
21:24And the tougher you get, the more you protect yourself.
21:29Then one day you realize that you lost yourself along the way.
21:34You look around and you're in a saloon tent, gambling your life away.
21:39Always lying.
21:42Always pretending to have a good hand.
21:49You think it's too late for me, Luis?
22:01Damn, sure took you long enough.
22:03Bam!
22:04Royal straight flush.
22:10Today's lesson is...
22:12In the West, tears are either because you've got sand in your eyes
22:16or because you're being played.
22:21Hey, cheers.
22:47Wait, on top of that, you're a cheater at cards?
22:49Today's second lesson is...
22:51In the West.
22:52If someone wears sleeves, it's not because they're cold.
22:55It's to hide the cards.
23:01Well, I can play this game, too.
23:05Spit that gold nugget out now.
23:07Fine, my mom or I'll swallow it.
23:11In your book, it doesn't mention that I kill kids.
23:15But it really should say so.
23:17Because I can.
23:21That's enough, Jane.
23:24You spit that out.
23:27Now.
23:33Only five nuggets were found.
23:40It's all my fault.
23:43Do you see that?
23:48It doesn't look like a nugget.
23:50It looks like melted gold.
23:52Yeah, and look what didn't melt.
23:59Here.
24:00Enjoy.
24:04You go see Sarah.
24:05I'll get Bao.
24:10Still gold.
24:19Sarah.
24:21They said something happened to you?
24:23Yeah, something happened, all right.
24:24She found a gold vein.
24:27Around her neck.
24:30That necklace was a gift from your husband.
24:34A gift you sacrificed.
24:37In this photo, there are ten gold beads on your necklace.
24:42And now only half of them are left.
24:48I don't understand.
24:52I melted them down.
24:55Little by little.
24:57To make them into nuggets.
25:01I couldn't stand to see you spend your days digging for nothing.
25:04You were so unhappy.
25:11Even when it comes to finding fake nuggets, I'm useless.
25:16Of course you're not.
25:18I don't care about the gold.
25:20I only did this for you.
25:24And I was staying for you.
25:27Because you wanted adventure.
25:30My adventure is being with you.
25:39I was so scared.
25:42I was so scared to tell you.
25:48At the end of the day, the only real treasure in this mine is love.
25:52Romance.
25:56What?
25:56Love like romance?
25:58What?
25:59That's the treasure?
26:00So the treasure's romance?
26:02What a load of bullshit.
26:04Wait, she said there's no gold in there?
26:07Hey guys!
26:08There's no gold!
26:10There's no gold!
26:10What do you mean there's no gold?
26:11Everyone's heads up!
26:16Everyone's heads up!
26:31You ready?
26:35Let's go.
26:36Let's find Shirley.
26:37I don't think so.
26:46I've had enough of your bullshit.
26:49I'm turning you in.
26:50You can't.
26:50We're so close to our goal.
26:52The only thing I want to get close to is my bounty.
26:55Are you kidding?
26:57Huh?
26:58Oh shit!
26:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
27:04Excuse me, sirs.
27:05I need your help, please.
27:07I was taken hostage by Calamity Jane
27:08while trying to find my mother.
27:10Her name is Charlie Willow.
27:12She's a teacher and she's stuck in that mine.
27:15It would be our pleasure to help you, miss.
27:21Truly.
27:29What do you want with my mom anyway?
27:30Just shut up and walk.
27:44What was that?
27:51Charlie?
27:59Luke?
28:02I'm...
28:06Mama!
28:08Mama!
28:09Mama!
28:10Mama!
28:12What are you doing here?
28:15Stay where you are!
28:16Or we'll shoot the kid!
28:20We've been looking for you for ten days.
28:23Ever since this idiot and his brothers attacked the stagecoach.
28:26Watch it.
28:27And now, Mrs. Willow,
28:28we'll hand you over to you-know-who.
28:45Saltpeter.
28:46It'll explode if we start shooting.
28:57Charlie, don't!
29:01Don't shoot!
29:02There's saltpeter everywhere!
29:04I know.
29:13I love you.
29:15No!
29:16No!
29:16No!
29:37MAMA!
29:41MAMA!
29:48MAMA!
30:31IMAGIN
30:33IMAGIN
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32:58Luis!
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