03:32M.K.
05:26I wonder if the friendly baron dwells therein that might take a poor traveler who's had a long and weary
05:35voyage here.
05:38I'll check therein and see.
05:44Such are the wages of chivalry.
05:47You're a knight in shitty armor.
05:56As Shakespeare was saying about two hundred years, me thinks you protest too much.
06:01Why do you resist me so? After all, we're the same, you and I. Poor and passionate.
06:08I'll do better than you. You just wait and see. One day my love will come here and take me
06:14away from all this. But not before kicking your ass.
06:17We've worked here in close quarters for three years and you still prefer some phantom prince to me. After all,
06:24a cock in the hand is worth two in the bush.
06:26That's a bird, you lowlife. Everyone has their pet name for it.
06:33You know what you are? You're a knave and a scoundrel.
06:38You know my goal is to leave this dump and to marry someone like our master, a handsome prince.
06:45But he isn't handsome. He's beastly.
06:49No, but deep inside he's beautiful.
06:53You say.
06:54Get back to work. I don't pay you sixpence a week to rut like weasels on my floor.
06:59Yes, my lord.
07:00Yes, my lord.
07:02Yes, my lord.
07:03Yes, my lord.
07:03Go.
07:05Yes, my lord.
07:06Mm.
07:26Go.
10:40İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
10:43Oh, bu bir arkadaşımın bir arkadaşım var.
10:48Monopoly.
10:50Oh.
10:51Bu.
10:54K-U-A-S-T-L-E.
10:58Kastle.
10:5930 points.
11:00Kastle.
11:03Sire.
11:06Kastle.
11:10Kastle RP SATİR.
11:37Kastle
11:3730 points.
11:3840 points for you.
11:3930 points.
11:40Enough.
11:41Just what I get.
11:42It's your turn.
11:44Yes sir.
11:44Sire.
11:52S-H-E-R-W-O-O-D.
11:56Sherwood.
11:57Sherwood Forrest.
11:58Just like Sherwood Forrest.
12:00Thank you bro.
12:01I win again.
12:03Uh.
12:04But that's.
12:06That's.
12:06I don't think that's.
12:07That's not a proper noun.
12:09It's not.
12:09I think it's a.
12:11It's a proper noun.
12:12It's proper.
12:12Sherwood Forrest is proper.
12:14What's the matter with you?
12:14No no.
12:15It's a word.
12:15It's a good word too.
12:17It's a word.
12:17But the.
12:18Capital letters.
12:19For Forrest.
12:21Sherwood.
12:21Capital letters.
12:23The capitals.
12:23Look.
12:24Capitals.
12:24G.
12:25Capital M here right?
12:28Is that a capital?
12:29That's a capital.
12:30Capital M right?
12:31Capital to me.
12:32What's the matter with you?
12:33Yeah.
12:34Far be it from me to.
12:36But that's.
12:36Something is.
12:38Not quite.
12:38Is it.
12:39I don't understand you.
12:40You're always complaining about when I make a word.
12:43You shouldn't do that.
12:44Yes.
12:44Sherwood Forrest is a word.
12:46What's the matter with you?
12:47Just like a word.
12:48I win.
12:48Come on.
12:49Did I tell you.
12:50That I have.
12:51A new set of thumbscrews.
12:53Oh.
12:55Looks good to me.
12:56Good?
12:57Yes.
12:58I win again.
12:59You win again.
12:59That's right.
13:00Stupid me.
13:01Another mistake.
13:04Well.
13:04It's getting late.
13:06I'm going to have to give it up.
13:07We're bad here.
13:08Come on.
13:09We can play another game.
13:10It was over so fast.
13:11Oh.
13:12That's.
13:12No.
13:12You're just too good.
13:14I'm losing everything.
13:15Stupid me.
13:16Make all these mistakes.
13:18But you're improving.
13:19Look.
13:20You got wife here.
13:21Yeah.
13:21I got wife.
13:23Uh.
13:23Well.
13:24I think I should just leave it at that.
13:26You know.
13:26And take off to bed.
13:27I'm not so good.
13:28I sort of warned you before.
13:29I'm not really good at games.
13:31And you're really good boy.
13:33I'll tell you.
13:33You're the best I've ever run across.
13:35All right.
13:37Mr. Holy shit.
13:38Jesus Christ.
13:39Mother of God.
13:41I'll join you for breakfast at dawn.
13:43On a very early riser.
13:45Oh.
13:45Good.
13:46Lord Beast.
13:48Thank you.
13:50Tomorrow?
13:55Sure was a word.
13:57It's crazy.
13:58Yeah.
13:58It's crazy.
14:03Oh.
14:04That guy is.
14:05Ugly.
14:06Oh.
14:07How the hell am I ever going to get to sleep?
14:10Oh.
14:12Hades.
14:12Hades.
14:13Hades.
14:14Hades.
14:15Oh.
14:16Oh.
14:16Up walking all day long.
14:18Trying to sell leeches.
14:19Doesn't do a bit of good.
14:20Nobody wants leeches in this day and time.
14:24Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:25I got to think of something beautiful.
14:27I don't want to have nightmares all night long.
14:29Nightmares.
14:30I hate nightmares.
14:32Think of being shish kebab by unicorns.
14:34Oh.
14:35Oh.
14:36Gremlins.
14:37I know.
14:41I'll think of my daughter beauty.
14:44No.
14:45This time of night I better not think of beauty.
14:47It's...
14:49I know.
14:51I'll think of the queen.
14:52Heh.
14:55She a little high there maybe.
14:58I know.
15:00I'll think of that whore at Wimbledon.
15:03After the tennis.
15:05I was happy to be leaving that ugly baron's domain.
15:09Goodbye Lord Beast.
15:10Beast England.
15:11Beast England.
15:12Thanks a lot.
15:13Thank you.
15:14Uh.
15:15You won't regret taking those leeches off my hand.
15:17They're good steel.
15:26As Lyle was about to leave the grounds of Beast England, he passed a rose bush filled with beautiful pink
15:32roses.
15:34Remembering the request of his daughter beauty, he plucked one of the roses.
15:45Hey.
15:46Hey.
15:48Hey.
15:49Who gave you permission to pick that rose?
15:51Well I just thought it was...
15:53You know.
15:53I give you room and board.
15:55My maid bucks your brains out.
15:56Can you steal a rose from me?
15:59I should put you in my dungeon and give you a good thrashing.
16:02Well I meant no harm.
16:02It's just that my beautiful, beauteous daughter beauty asked that I bring her a rose.
16:07A little, nice little rose.
16:08Uh.
16:09And I can't give my daughter the finer things in life.
16:12You know.
16:13Very well.
16:14Very well.
16:14I'll not thrash you.
16:17You're a beautiful human being, you know.
16:19Unconditioned.
16:20That's a beautiful daughter beauty.
16:22Visit my home for a few days.
16:25Oh.
16:26Well beauty is so fine and delicate.
16:28I'm afraid that she would be maybe a little afraid.
16:32You understand?
16:34Yeah.
16:35You understand.
16:38Did I mention to you that I have snakes in my dungeon?
16:42Uh.
16:43The beauty will be right over.
16:44Take the first ox cart down.
16:45I'll send it right over.
16:46Alright.
16:47Good.
16:47And if you don't make good on your promise.
16:50I'll find it.
16:52Yes sir.
16:53I'm sorry.
16:57Have a nice day.
17:05Dodgers.
17:05I've returned.
17:07Oh father, father.
17:08I have missed you so.
17:10Beauty.
17:11Ha ha.
17:12Look what I have brought you.
17:14Oh it's so beautiful.
17:17Smell it.
17:20Where is Eliza?
17:22Well where else?
17:24Oh.
17:24Oh.
17:25Oh.
17:26Oh.
17:34Sit down beauty.
17:44Can we talk?
17:45Of course.
17:47You know that.
17:48That really beautiful rose that I brought back for you.
17:52Yeah.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Well.
17:54It wasn't exactly free.
17:56You see I got a little bit tired of this.
17:57on the trip and I took this break and stayed at this mansion.
18:00Lyle explained everything.
18:02Well almost everything.
18:04Quite a place.
18:04About the house.
18:05The hideous Lord Beastland.
18:07And so forth.
18:09But since you know all that.
18:11We thought you might want to know what's going on in Eliza's room.
18:16And so would I.
18:19But it's only going to be a couple of days.
18:23Couple of days sweetheart.
18:24Oh it sounds awful.
18:25He sounds terrible.
18:27Papa.
18:27Please don't make me do it.
18:30Father.
18:31Did you bring me any gifts?
18:33Uh.
18:35I'm afraid your daughter I didn't.
18:39My trip wasn't too bound to fall.
18:40It was.
18:41You wiener.
18:44What's the matter with little Miss Muffet?
18:47It's terrible.
18:48A wealthy baron insists that I come and spend a few days at his house.
18:52Because father picked one of his roses.
18:55For me.
18:56Rich baron.
18:58What are we waiting for?
19:00Uh.
19:01Well I'm afraid he only requested beauty.
19:03Do you know the psychological damage that you do to me when you favor her all the time?
19:08You don't understand.
19:10This baron is extremely ugly hideous guy.
19:13Hey he's rich.
19:15I mean how bad can he be?
19:16Hmm.
19:18Q-U-A-S-P-L-E castle.
19:20I don't understand.
19:20It's a closet.
19:21What do you get a closet from?
19:23What do you get a closet from?
19:23What do you get a closet from?
19:24What do you get a closet?
19:25A closet.
19:26A closet.
19:27A closet.
19:35A closet.
19:36у-Ki-VEL measurements.
19:36Jesus Christ son of a bitch.ARC
19:40-Eric구� Art.
19:40You have
19:40a different name from your father. Perhaps she'd
19:43like to freshen up before I... Before... Urgh...
19:50Dinner!
19:52I'll take
19:53you to
19:53your room. The beast was immediately charmed
19:56by the virginal beauty.
19:58Eliza, of course, was quite jealous.
20:03My dear.
20:09Tell me, do you know anything about Monopoly?
20:15Come, I'll show you.
20:21It's very easy.
20:23It's a game with words, see?
20:26Spell words.
20:29What's a quassel?
20:30What do you mean, quassel?
20:31It's castle.
20:32Q-U-A-S-T-L-E, castle.
20:34What's the matter to you?
20:35You're just like your father.
20:39Meat.
20:41My favorite.
20:55Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
21:03Ah, ah, ah, ah.
21:17Ah.
21:19Ah.
25:42İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
26:12You have been most gracious.
26:15Oh, precious beauty.
26:19Please, I will ask one more time and I will not ask again.
26:25Just one brief moment of lovemaking.
26:28Please, and I will comfort and care for you for the rest of your life and give anything your heart
26:33deserves.
26:34Anything.
26:38Lord Beastenten, you are so charming.
26:41And brilliant and witty, but I'm sorry, I cannot.
26:48Oh, no. Oh, no. Why me?
26:54What's the matter with him? Did he find a zit on his nose this morning?
26:59No. He's offered to marry me and take care of me for the rest of my life and bestow great
27:05riches upon me.
27:05If only I would make love to him.
27:08And I refuse.
27:12Why you? Why you?
27:15Oh, there, there, Lord Beastentenley. There, there. I'll make love to you.
27:21That is, if the deal's still on, you know, about to take care of you.
27:27You got a paper bag?
27:33My daughter, did you return safely?
27:35Oh.
27:36Did anybody call for me while I was gone?
27:38Uh, yes. They're all waiting for you now.
27:41Little John, Friar Tuck, Robin, and Maid Marian?
27:45Well, uh, Robin Hood and Friar Tuck, uh, called. They'll, uh, be a little bit late from, uh, Sherwood Forest,
27:50but, uh, little John and Maid Marian, they're, uh, waiting for me.
27:53Wow.
27:56Thank you.
27:59What is wrong, my dear?
28:02Is the beast's ugliness emblazoned on your brain the way it is on mine?
28:07Well, indeed, he's quite ugly on the outside. But on the inside, he's a man of great wit, sensitivity, romance.
28:18He used to love to build a fire, and we would sit by it, and he would talk.
28:23You must have done some incredible speaking.
28:25You did.
28:28Well, then why aren't thou, uh, melancholy, my dearest?
28:31I'm not sure.
28:33I turned him down when he wanted to make love to me.
28:37Jesus, H. Christ.
28:39You're right to turn him down. You'd regret it the rest of your life if you did.
28:43But don't you see? I turned him down merely because he was physically ugly.
28:48I can dig it.
28:50But he wept so bitterly.
28:52You know, he's a man of great sensitivity.
28:55I hurt him. Now I feel so bad.
28:58My naive one.
29:00Men will beg, and they will plead, and they will cry for the charms of a beautiful woman.
29:06But I cared for him.
29:07I cared for what he was on the inside.
29:10Don't you see?
29:11He genuinely cared for me.
29:13It's true. Sometimes you have to dig a little more deeply for true beauty.
29:18Father, I must return to him.
29:21I just cannot be true to myself if I don't.
29:25Fine, but if you'd fall in love, and if you'd be a Mary, and, uh, would you consider adoption?
29:31Possibly.
29:34A kid.
29:35So beauty returned as fast as she could to Beastland to fulfill her destiny.
29:46Lord Beastington.
29:49You, you're out.
29:50Oh, you, beauty.
29:52You've returned.
29:53Yes, I've returned my life.
29:55Oh, you have.
29:57But, why?
30:01You mean...
30:03Oh, beauty.
30:06May I undress you?
30:10Oh.
30:12Let me do it.
30:18You know, I am an animal.
30:21Yes.
30:23Oh, my God. It worked.
30:25It worked.
30:27Beauty, I love you.
30:30You're so...
30:32You are incredibly handsome.
30:36Sure, compared to before.
30:38You see, years ago, a spell was put on me by a wicked witch.
30:43And it could only be removed
30:46if a beautiful
30:48and kind woman
30:51who really and truly cared for me
30:53made love to me.
30:57I guess sometimes being a self-sacrificing,
31:03guilt-ridden ninny
31:05pays off.
31:07Absolutely.
31:10Beauty,
31:12will you marry me?
31:14Yes.
31:16Oh, yes.
31:23Well, here we are.
31:26This
31:26is my grade school.
31:30PS 48.
31:31Charm.
31:32And over here,
31:37this
31:38is my father.
31:42I see the resemblance.
31:45Over here.
31:48Here's my pen done.
31:53Here.
31:57My window.
31:59What a pain.
32:01Why didn't I ever think of fucking him?
32:04It was a beast.
32:19Oh, my good woman.
32:21Have you a room
32:23for a wealthy adventurer
32:24upon whom a witch
32:26has cast a horrible spell?
32:29Right this way.
32:30Ha-ha.
32:36Yes, yes.
32:38Oh, my very own feet.
32:41Wait.
32:42I can't get this mask off.
32:45Help me, please.
32:47Please, it's hot in here.
32:49Please.
32:51That's rough.
32:52I can't get that.
32:54And there you have it, my children.
32:56Everyone came.
32:57Or at least almost everyone.
32:59Cause in my eyes
33:03You're beautiful to me
33:06You're beautiful.
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