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00:21To be continued...
00:30I don't know.
01:09I don't know.
01:30No!
01:30No!
01:35Please.
01:36I have family.
01:38I love you making dragons.
01:40Please.
01:41I'm sorry.
01:42No one can know I was here.
01:49Soldier Boy.
01:51America's first hero.
01:53Defender of liberty, faith, and family.
01:56Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
01:59Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:04But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
02:09And America deserves the truth.
02:12Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:18traitors in Ukraine.
02:19Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
02:21They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
02:25We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:28And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
02:36It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:54My boy.
02:55My poor sweet boy.
02:57white мир
03:00I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
03:07.
03:07When did you find out?
03:09Oh, Linda, when did you find out?
03:10I don't know.
03:10I don't know.
03:2640 years out of the spotlight, you still got it, huh?
03:29Sage tells me the socials are blowing up.
03:33People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
03:38Believe that?
03:44Come on.
03:45I would never have sent you in there if I knew the butcher had the virus.
03:49I wouldn't have.
03:49Swear to God.
03:51Although I did tell you not to engage.
03:53So, if we're pointing fingers, I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:58Gentlemen, lab results are in.
04:02Lab results.
04:07How?
04:09We were there.
04:09They all got infected.
04:10We watched them die.
04:11How the fuck is that Constable Braven?
04:15Oh no.
04:17Oh no.
04:23He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:25Shit.
04:26V1?
04:26What is V1?
04:28Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:33V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:36Highly unstable.
04:37Only worked on a handful of early Supes.
04:40You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
04:44Who is Stormfront?
04:46Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:47I think you know where's Liberty.
04:50Point is, V1 saved your life.
04:53And it's likely why your generation of Supes doesn't age.
04:55This is a modern compound V molecule.
05:00This is the virus.
05:02Its spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
05:07It looks like this.
05:10Nothing for the virus to bind to.
05:12You might have told us that before we tested it.
05:14V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:18We all did.
05:19And now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:31Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:35Does this...
05:36Does this mean that...
05:37I'm his son.
05:38Am I immune too?
05:39No.
05:40Your embryo was shot up with plain old Garden Variety V.
05:43Like me?
05:44Like every other suit.
05:45But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:48Immune to the virus.
05:50Maybe even immortal.
05:51Bring me some.
05:51I can't.
05:52Why not?
05:53Vought destroyed every vial.
05:54There's none left.
05:55The vials still exist.
05:56Somewhere.
05:57I suppose.
05:58Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that...
06:00We need to get to it before Homelander does.
06:02How?
06:03I'm sure he knows all this already.
06:05We're fucked.
06:05Good point, love.
06:06We hit him with the virus.
06:08Today.
06:09While it still works.
06:10That wasn't at all my point.
06:12Which is right.
06:13See?
06:14It's the smart play.
06:16We draw him out and hit him today.
06:18Okay.
06:18How are you gonna get it in front of him?
06:20Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
06:23Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
06:25And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over,
06:29right?
06:30So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this v1.
06:34We don't really have a choice.
06:36I know where to start.
06:42Wow.
06:42Thank god that stuff's in here.
06:44I saved you.
06:45Um, I guess all's well that is, well...
06:46You know what?
06:47Fuck you.
06:48You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:49You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:52No.
06:53No, I did not.
06:54What I wanted-
06:55What joke's on you, asshole?
06:56Cause I'm gonna live.
06:58And you'll die.
06:59If the virus doesn't get you, I will.
07:02And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
07:05I'll be running the seven.
07:08Shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
07:12Look at you.
07:15Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:20Hypothetic.
07:21You're nothing at all.
07:30What was it on here?
07:31Are you certain of this?
07:32We don't have a choice.
07:43You know what this means, right?
07:44If we do get this fee warm, you and Kimiko could take some.
07:48I mean, if you made Soulja Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune too, like a vaccine.
07:51Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:53Like a kush ball, but with dicks.
07:55It's very specific, but look.
07:57There's a chance.
07:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:04Zoe, take it easy.
08:05Put him away, kiddo.
08:06That won't be necessary.
08:09At least, not yet.
08:11Starlight.
08:12We weren't expecting you.
08:14I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
08:16Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:19She set this up, actually.
08:22Did she?
08:22Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:26You mean the first-generation V?
08:28Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
08:36You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:38But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
08:47Vicky, you meant a lot to me, too.
08:48And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:51But you're still working with him.
08:54We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:57And if he does, he lives forever.
09:00And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
09:04So you gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock?
09:08Or you gonna help us out?
09:15Follow me.
09:26The Alright!
09:28After you.
09:500.1% torch the world and watch it burn from their luxury bunkers.
09:56It wasn't your...
09:57You're right.
09:58It smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by 7-Eleven while Arby's jerked off from the corner.
10:03Svibro Mango Thunder Body Spray.
10:05Fuck!
10:06Everyone, this is Maverick.
10:07Translucent, son.
10:10Sup, player?
10:12Sup?
10:13Player?
10:14Starlight, I was a kid last you saw me.
10:17He sang at my dad's funeral.
10:18Maverick, hi.
10:19Um, what are you doing here?
10:21Don't you go to Gadolkin?
10:23Fuck that place.
10:24And fuck Vought, they're all a bunch of liars.
10:26They said a cartel supervillain killed my dad.
10:29Mr. Edgar was the only one that told me the truth.
10:33It was Homelander.
10:36Homelander killed my dad.
10:41Wow, Homelander.
10:43Ugh, God.
10:45I...
10:45Fuck that.
10:46Fucking motherfucker.
10:47I've been saying it for years.
10:48This fucking...
10:50This...
10:51Fucking guy.
10:52Motherfucker.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Okay, so Maverick, Zoe, Marie Moreau?
10:56What, are you trying to start your own teenage kicks or something?
10:58I believe the children are our future.
11:01Maverick, if you'll excuse us a moment.
11:03Follow me.
11:04If you want to know about V1, I hope you have strong stomachs.
11:10V1 was barbaric and unstable.
11:13Dr. Vought's first test subjects at Dachau lived in a state of endless torment.
11:17He murdered thousands, only to achieve five successes.
11:20Jesus.
11:22Even after Vought defected to the Allies, he kept testing V1 on a ready supply of U.S. servicemen.
11:27Why am I not surprised?
11:28By then, we were in an arms race with the Russians, and nothing could stand in the way of national
11:33security.
11:35Dr. Vought stabilized the formula in the 50s and swept all mention of V1 under the rug,
11:40like every other sorted chapter in this company's history.
11:42And you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever?
11:45Not that I've seen.
11:46You think Vought wanted a paper trail to Dachau?
11:49This is every surviving file from Project Vought's.
11:52If you want to look through them, be my guest.
11:59Zoe?
12:01Zoe, wait.
12:03What happened to your mom was awful.
12:06Look, I didn't know that Butcher was gonna...
12:10I didn't mean for her to get hurt.
12:12I promise.
12:19Promise?
12:20You promised that we'd be safe.
12:22Then I woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half.
12:25I'm sorry.
12:26Then I got chucked into Red River because my dad is probably dead too.
12:31So go fuck yourself.
12:44Maybe if I'd raised you, I could make you better.
12:47Not your fucking disappointment.
12:50Disappointment.
12:51The pitiful disappointment you are.
12:53Deep down, there's a part of you in that is still.
12:55Don't be sure.
12:56You'd be better here.
12:58You're weak.
12:58You're my greatest failure.
13:00You're nothing at all.
13:01You're my greatest failure.
13:20It's a treasure.
13:20You're my little bit.
13:21I don't know.
13:22I don't know.
13:22You're my best.
13:23I don't know.
13:28You're my best.
13:30I don't know.
13:30The sun, everything, it's all falling apart.
13:35No. No, it's exactly what needed to happen.
13:39Yes, it's been foretold. You're about to
13:42ascend, become immortal, divine,
13:46a true god, with the love of the world.
13:51I know you think love is weak and human, but
13:54who is more loved than Jesus?
13:58And why should he have more
14:00love than you? You save more people than he does.
14:06The one true God.
14:09Yes. How?
14:13How millions of people save me?
14:16Then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood.
14:20No.
14:22Rip babies from their mother's wombs.
14:24Yes.
14:25Skin parents in front of their children.
14:28Rid the world of the wicked.
14:30Yes.
14:31The non-believers.
14:34They'll call me a foster.
14:36The only ones left will be your faithful.
14:39And they will love you in their hearts.
14:43They'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you.
14:45You have one last task, my love.
15:13You have one last task, my love.
15:19You're late.
15:20Came as soon as you texted.
15:22Just kind of far.
15:23Where?
15:24Russia.
15:25Near the border, I think.
15:26Anybody see you?
15:29Uh, no.
15:32What's that?
15:39I got myself shaving.
15:42Trust me.
15:43You don't need a shave.
15:50So your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:54Is, uh...
15:55Is Butcher in there?
15:57No.
15:57But they can lead us to him.
15:59We can find him and kill him.
16:02Kill Butcher?
16:04I don't think that's a good idea.
16:06You don't think we could?
16:07He's dangerous.
16:09Look what he did to your mom.
16:10That's the point.
16:12He's not worth it.
16:13Ryan.
16:13It's not worth you getting hurt.
16:17He'd kill you.
16:20So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand?
16:22Zoe.
16:23Forget it.
16:27What?
16:40You think I couldn't smell the Tanqueray in your breath?
16:45What the fuck?
16:46Well, well, well.
16:48Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:50I should buy myself a lotto ticket.
16:53I thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:55If I hadn't showed?
16:56I was planning to nick Zoe.
16:58Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
17:00But, hey.
17:02Fucking Christmas.
17:10Nice one.
17:12But I don't break easy in that one.
17:15Not like Mallory.
17:16You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
17:18Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
17:22Zoe was right about you.
17:25Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
17:29You could.
17:31But you won't.
17:32And why is that?
17:32Of course.
17:34We both love the same woman.
17:36And we both hate the same cunt.
17:41Look, mate.
17:42You can be as pissy with me as you like.
17:44But we both know...
17:46I ain't the bad guy.
17:50No, really.
17:52I just need us to have a proper check.
17:56That's all.
18:03Oh, my dear.
18:04Up here.
18:05What are you...
18:08What in the fuck?
18:12Is that milk?
18:13Better.
18:14Breast milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
18:16What, you ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit-jizz?
18:19I wanna give you another chance.
18:21You wanna give me another chance?
18:23Yes.
18:23Help me find the big one.
18:25I'd rather fist myself with that handful of blood.
18:27No racers.
18:27Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
18:31Oh, there most certainly is.
18:34And I am going to find it.
18:37Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:38An angel told me.
18:41It's my destiny.
18:43Just when I thought it was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
18:46Yes, yes.
18:47Make your jokes.
18:49You've been blessed with immortality.
18:52What have you done with it?
18:53Drink and fuck yourself numb.
18:55You.
18:59You.
19:00Are a disappointment.
19:05You see...
19:08I am not gonna waste my immortality.
19:12I am gonna take what's rightfully mine.
19:14I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father.
19:18But with or without you...
19:21A reckoning is coming.
19:25You know all I see is a freak.
19:27A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
19:32Try some just for men.
19:48What's Fort Harmony?
19:49I have no idea.
19:50It's all over these memos.
19:52What'd they say?
19:53I don't know.
19:54The text is encrypted but I think I can crack it.
19:56You couldn't possibly.
19:57It's 1944.
19:58There's more processing power on your toaster than there was in the encryption tech back then.
20:03Give me an hour.
20:06What the fuck is that?
20:08What the fuck is that?
20:20Hey.
20:22Sorry.
20:23Just uh...
20:24You might want to lighten up on the V-bro mango thunder.
20:28That is...
20:29That is musky.
20:31My dad was in the first campaign.
20:33Vanish into freshness.
20:34It just smells like him.
20:36You know?
20:38I'm sorry about your dad.
20:40I lost mine too.
20:43I'm sorry to hear that.
20:44It's just...
20:45It's crazy, right?
20:46Walk around one day feeling fine and then...
20:49I don't know where the pain just hits you like a truck.
20:52Like...
20:52Just takes the wind out of you.
20:53You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:56Let me help.
20:57Look Maverick, I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:59It...
20:59It's really dangerous.
21:01I don't care.
21:02He fucking killed my dad.
21:03It's the only thing I can think about.
21:05I know that you want this to mean something.
21:07But it's never gonna make sense.
21:10And the more that you try the less sense it'll make.
21:12It...
21:13Trust me.
21:15I know.
21:16What am I supposed to do?
21:18Honestly?
21:19Just...
21:19Let go.
21:21Live your life.
21:22Be happy.
21:23Fall in love with someone.
21:25I do have a girlfriend.
21:26Really?
21:27Sloan.
21:28She's an alpaca.
21:33Cool.
21:33Just...
21:34Maybe think about what your dad would want for you.
21:36And then...
21:37Do that.
21:38That's what I'm trying to do.
21:39Anyway.
21:41Huey?
21:41Oh.
21:42Can I um...
21:43Can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:45Yeah.
21:50Stop.
21:56Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
22:00But you're as a scanner, no?
22:01He does.
22:01Maybe your resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
22:05Okay.
22:06Go with him.
22:07Sounds good.
22:08I've been watching pornography and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
22:15I don't understand.
22:17All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
22:21He rocks up.
22:22You chuck the shit in his face.
22:25And that'll be it.
22:27Why me?
22:27Because he won't leave the fortress of cunnitude for anyone else.
22:30So this is what you want to talk to me about?
22:33Killing my dad.
22:35Listen, mate.
22:35Is that all you think I'm good for?
22:37I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, alright?
22:39You're done with that.
22:40Homelander wrecked your mum.
22:42He's gonna burn everything down and you are the only one who will stop him.
22:47Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:51But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:58I throw this virus at him.
23:01What'll happen to me?
23:04He'll die.
23:09I'll be close by and we'll go together.
23:13Look.
23:16I ain't gonna lie to you.
23:18This...
23:18This is not what your mum wanted.
23:21It's the only way.
23:24And it will be justice.
23:29You're asking me to kill myself?
23:34You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
23:38But you would be the first.
23:40To save the world.
23:42Doing it.
23:54I'll fetch us a coin.
24:04I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy is getting all this heat.
24:07What?
24:07He's a fucking nepo daddy.
24:09Like, he's not even that good looking.
24:11Like, his hair is doing most of the heavy lifting.
24:14Like, you shave his head.
24:16He is the gayest sailor in Fleet Week.
24:18Seriously, man.
24:19Thanks for letting me tag along.
24:21I need a win.
24:23Will you just tell me this?
24:24Homelander really didn't want me to come along.
24:26He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
24:28And back the fuck up!
24:30We fucked this track up!
24:32Why do you ask them?
24:40Keep that in, South.
24:45So, like...
24:46What's your story?
24:48My story?
24:49Yeah.
24:50I was born on a sugar bush.
24:51A maple farm.
24:52One day, when I was five, my parents died.
24:54In a tidal wave of molasses.
24:56Then I was raised by four geese and an agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave
24:58where they taught me the ways of the soil and the salt central Gerald.
25:01That's the oldest goose.
25:03Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
25:06And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Orc
25:08because Mork & Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
25:13Orson married us.
25:15And the rest is history.
25:21The winner has you to come along?
25:25Orson.
25:36Merde, huh?
25:37Cybertrucks are the entourage of cars.
25:44A penny for your thoughts.
25:49Huey said the V1 could be a cure.
25:51You really think so?
25:53Would it give us more time?
25:59What would you want to do?
26:02We could travel.
26:03I can DJ.
26:04In Berlin.
26:06Nothing to tie us down.
26:08Never in the same place twice.
26:14Do you want that for your kids?
26:16Of course not.
26:18Which is why I would never have any.
26:28But uh...
26:29You want children?
26:32Three.
26:33Two girls and a boy.
26:35A house by the water.
26:36And maybe a Bernadoodle.
26:37Peace and quiet.
26:38After all this killing,
26:40I just want a place to call home.
27:02Here.
27:04Here.
27:05I told her you were 30.
27:08Fuck the liver.
27:09Fuck lace.
27:11Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
27:17Where'd you pick that up?
27:19Me old man.
27:20You too close?
27:22No, not really.
27:23He was a...
27:25piss artist.
27:26Used to...
27:27Lose all his money on the GGs.
27:30No.
27:30Horses.
27:32And then he'd come home.
27:32Beat the living daylights out of Len and me.
27:36And then later...
27:38Laugh about it with his mates.
27:40He was a right cunt.
27:41Where's he now?
27:43Bottom of the Thames.
27:45I put him there just the other day.
27:49I only wish I'd done it sooner.
27:50Before he caused more...
27:54More damage.
27:58Butchard.
28:01Do you think that I could ever...
28:04That I might turn into my dad?
28:10I don't know.
28:16My mom.
28:18And Grace.
28:20The others.
28:21All I do is just hurt people.
28:24I...
28:25I can't be around anyone.
28:32Without us.
28:35Without Sucs.
28:37The world is a better...
28:40safer place.
28:47I'll do it.
28:59Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters...
29:02Protesters have taken to the streets and clashed violently with superheroes and police alike.
29:07It's all so tediously predictable.
29:10Insurgency.
29:11Counterinsurgency.
29:13Liberation.
29:14Crackdown.
29:15Round and round she goes.
29:18Is now a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy?
29:22Whoa.
29:23Hold on a second.
29:24I got something.
29:25Check that out.
29:27So Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
29:30The government designated it top secret and then decommissioned it after the war.
29:35Why is that square blurry?
29:37That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
29:40Now I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's.
29:42That's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
29:44If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look.
29:53Were you followed?
29:54Hell no.
29:55Homelander's looking for the V-1 just like we are.
29:57It's only a matter of time before he found you.
29:59We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
30:01The door is munitions-grade.
30:03Ballistics-resistant.
30:04Same as a norad bunker in Chaya Mountain.
30:06It will hold.
30:09Better hope so.
30:17Oh, thank fuck.
30:19We'll hold forever.
30:20So, we're trapped down here.
30:21What's the plan?
30:23Wait.
30:24Has anyone seen Zoe?
30:40We've done that before.
30:41Let's go.
30:46Okay.
30:50We'll shoot that.
30:55Okay, so we'll shoot.
30:55We will shoot the V-1.
30:55We'll shoot the V-1.
30:56This is a look on the poster.
30:57It's all yours.
30:57That's what the Metal is.
30:57The C-10.
31:04The O.
31:12I don't know.
31:36Dad?
31:40Sorry.
31:42Dad?
31:45Sorry.
31:47Oh my God, sorry.
31:50Oh my God.
32:19I told me Zoe was dead.
32:22And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Holman
32:26Fucking psycho
32:26And you all went along with it
32:32Come on, Zoe
32:34I'm sorry, mon puss
32:37I cannot allow you to leave
32:41Please
32:42Don't make me shoot your papa
32:47No
32:48Let them go
32:49She tried to kill us both
32:51She should grow up like a kid, not like us
32:57Go
33:17Zoe, pick up
33:19Listen to me
33:19Do not come home until I tell you to
33:22It's not safe, you understand?
33:23Call me
33:24Do we know when she left?
33:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago
33:31Can we get out that way?
33:34That's precisely where Noir's patrolling
33:36Well, if that's the case
33:38Well, if that's the case
33:39What are you packing?
33:43Whoa
33:44I've been looking for those
33:51Erie Blanco
33:53500 a stick
34:05Well, my father spent his whole life in the house
34:25fighting for it. And here I am, smoking a fucking cigar with Stan Edgar. I remember your father,
34:33you know. He was impressive. Over 30 Ivy League attorneys had bought, and one small-time Harlem
34:42lawyer made them work weekends and holidays. Damn fucking straight he did. But he couldn't win.
34:51It's why, ultimately, you won't win either. You're fighting an unbeatable foe. You know
34:57that, right? Who? What? Please. It's more powerful than bought. Or a homelander. More powerful
35:04than nature or life itself. It's profit and loss, supply and demand. The elegant flow of
35:10currency across the globe. We're just cogs in a great machine. And we all have our part
35:18to play. Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus. When superheroes
35:26go out of fashion, something else will just take their place. Because corporations must
35:33still grow. Money must still be made. The machine must still be fed. That is the way of the
35:42world. Motherfucker. When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
35:53Like I said, we all have our part to play. If that day ever comes, I have a part to
36:04play
36:04too. And has to put a bullet in your fucking skull. Finally. Showtime.
36:17Hey kids, do you love America? And basic knife skills? Making s'mores? And marching? Then sign
36:25up for the Homelander Youth. You'll learn wilderness survival, campfire songs, how to field strip a
36:30rifle, and the best way to sniff out stinky starlighter rats. So if you're 8 or 18, you can
36:37join the fun. Sign up for the Homelander Youth, and be tomorrow's heroes today.
36:44Sponsored by Clean Lad Diet Luncheons.
36:50Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
36:53Listen, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1. It's out there.
36:59Oh. I know it.
37:01Uh, how many people do you want on?
37:04Everyone. It's all we do from now on. Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally
37:10nothing but recreating the V1 formula. Vought, destroy the original formula. That could take
37:16years. Skip animal testing. You have camps full of criminals? Just start using them.
37:29This is wonderful.
37:37Well, howdy, boss. What are you, what are you drinking?
37:49It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show. But I guess it runs in the
37:54family, huh?
37:56Howlander's father. Dang.
38:00The Glock, huh? Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
38:05Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock. This here's a 9mm. Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
38:14Well, mine's a much longer barrel. Battle-proven All-American Colt 1911. Chambered in 45 ACP.
38:24That'll blow your fucking panties off. Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll.
38:32But, uh, this here, that's a certified Kraut dealer.
38:34Think you mean an antique?
38:35I mean a classic. You want to give it a try? Now, some can't handle the kick. If something tells
38:42me you'll do just fine.
38:48Oh!
38:49Oh!
38:50Oh!
38:50Thanks to Malcolm!
38:51Oh!
38:53Oh!
38:57Oh!
39:00Oh!
39:01Oh!
39:01Oh!
39:02Oh.
39:03Oh!
39:04Oh!
39:05Oh!
39:06Oh!
39:07Oh!
39:09I haven't fucked that hard since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
39:16I ain't got no idea who that is.
39:21Hey, why the hairless pussy?
39:24I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not going to get a fat face full of
39:27fur?
39:29Was that how Homelander likes you? Like a baby?
39:35More like a mother.
39:39Well, but you do have fuck, right?
39:41Mm-mm.
39:44Damn.
39:45I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
39:51That's terrible.
39:52Who would do such a thing?
39:55You shouldn't say that about your son.
39:57Well, he thinks he's better than me.
39:59He doesn't.
40:01How do you know?
40:03I don't know much, but I can read people.
40:05And the way he looks at you, shoot, I ain't never seen him look at nobody like that.
40:17Well, it's not exactly a compliment, though.
40:21He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
40:23And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
40:26Oof.
40:32Yeah.
40:33Someone I want you to meet.
40:38Is this terror?
40:42Well, my mom told me all about you.
40:45Hey, boy.
40:46Where's he been?
40:47Me, Aunt Jenny's been looking after him.
40:49Does he still help everything?
40:51Gentleman of his age.
40:53Well, he does his best.
41:00Ryan?
41:02Kimiko?
41:03Wait, you can talk.
41:11Tell me.
41:13He's all gone.
41:15Where is Samaya?
41:17We let him leave with Zoe.
41:18We're not all monsters, you fucking...
41:22monster.
41:28You, Dutcher, I'll never make war.
41:30So back off.
41:45We're still gonna go off your homelander, right?
41:46Not today, we're not.
41:48Then when?
41:49I don't know.
41:50A week?
41:51Have your month.
41:53We don't have a month.
41:55He's gonna burn everything down like you said.
41:57Let's just go now.
42:00Not without the virus.
42:01But you said I was strong enough.
42:03You said I was the only one who could stop him.
42:05You said it was my destiny.
42:06I just said that, so you'd get him out of town.
42:10Without the gem, you'd just be another stupid kid on a fucking suicide run.
42:16Ryan.
42:18Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
42:22Ryan.
42:24Ryan.
42:31All right, kid, this is a halothane grenade.
42:34What you do is you pull the pin, you toss it, and you run like hell.
42:38Also, make sure you don't inhale or else you're gonna knock yourself out too.
42:42Once all the bodies are down and the smoke clears, we'll come out and get you.
42:45You got it?
42:45Yeah, got it.
42:48Maverick.
42:50Be careful.
43:00Hey, I know.
43:01I'm sorry, it's just...
43:03He's a really good kid.
43:05I mean, if we find the V1, I think we should give him some.
43:08Hey, come on.
43:09How many more people are we gonna kill, and then their kids come after us?
43:13And then we kill them, and it's this vicious cycle that never fucking ends.
43:17Maybe we'll never be able to break it, but we have to at least try.
43:27What was that for?
43:29It's just, it's been a long time since I've been around someone who is actually trying
43:35to make things better instead of stopping them from getting worse.
43:41You think the V1 can save us?
43:44Fuck yeah, I do.
43:46He's at the hatch.
44:17What the fuck?
44:20is this? Hey, I got an invisible
44:22kid here. This stinks like
44:24V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
44:26Here, take him. Shit burns my nuts.
44:29Maverick? Is that you, bro?
44:30You with Edgar? You were one of my
44:32dad's best friends. How come you never
44:34told me it was Homelander that killed him?
44:36Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
44:39It was Butcher's Crew.
44:41You know, that sus French
44:42dude and Starlight's boyfriend. What's his name?
44:44Lucy Howie? They blew him up.
44:46Stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped him in the East River.
44:49So with my own eyes.
44:51No cap on
44:52God, bro.
45:03Does it look like
45:04the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
45:06Fuck.
45:11Fuck.
45:15Fuck.
45:26We're just here.
45:40God damn it. Fuck. There's not enough power.
45:46Slithery motherfucker.
45:49Holy shit.
45:51I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
45:53Um, okay. We gotta go out the front.
45:55Stick together.
45:58Yo!
45:59Nice work, BroboCop.
46:01Come on.
46:09Let's go.
46:37Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game.
47:20Don't kill me, fucker.
47:31Where's Huey?
47:33It was the only one who was there.
47:34You killed my dad.
47:36Get the pants off me.
47:38Where are you?
47:40Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
47:43You sick fuck.
47:44You're right, you're right, it was me.
47:46I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad too.
47:50Fucking psycho.
47:51Just wait, just wait.
47:52Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
47:55Not your dad, but still, I was angry and scared.
48:02And I felt all this, this hate, and I'm sorry.
48:05I shouldn't have done it, it's not the answer.
48:07It's the only answer, motherfucker.
48:14Reverick, stop.
48:15I don't want to fight you.
48:30Never go.
48:31No.
48:37No!
48:39No!
48:42No!
48:43No!
48:45No!
48:46No!
48:47No!
48:48No!
48:52No, no, no!
48:53You're going to kill me.
48:55No!
48:58No!
48:59No!
49:14There's Maverick.
49:16She got Maverick.
49:20It's okay.
49:22It's okay.
49:23It's okay.
49:26Everything's gonna be okay.
49:30I'm here.
49:54Dad?
49:57Ryan?
49:59Hey, you.
50:01I'm really glad you called.
50:02I knew you weren't.
50:04It's like a miracle.
50:09You like the upgrade?
50:11Do you remember when you took me here?
50:13Pretended to care about me?
50:16I do care about you, son.
50:18I love you.
50:22I need to ask you for my forgiveness.
50:26You already have it.
50:28Okay?
50:28Let me finish.
50:30I put too much pressure on you to fill my boots and I realize now that, uh, well, that that
50:40was impossible.
50:41But, I do have some pretty exciting news.
50:45I am going to live forever now.
50:50I'll realize my own legacy.
50:52And you, you're off the hook.
50:55You can do whatever.
50:57Did you do it?
50:58Did you rape my mom?
51:00What?
51:01Of course not.
51:03Who told you?
51:04Did William Butcher tell you that?
51:07Your mother and I, we had an affair.
51:11A consensual affair between the two adults.
51:14My heart's racing.
51:15Well, yeah, because I'm shocked.
51:17And, and frankly, my heart's breaking a little bit that you could think I would do something like that.
51:25Ryan, Ryan, son.
51:32Ryan, I don't know where this is coming from because your mother, she came on to me.
51:41Ryan, son.
51:43Ryan, buddy, look what came out of it.
51:46My son, a blessing.
51:53Ryan, look at what you made me do.
52:12Ryan, please.
52:13I think I'm going to make you do something.
52:24It's okay.
52:28My sweet, sweet boy.
52:30Ryan, please.
52:38I don't know.
53:06Okay, so the virus is gone, Samir took off with Zoe, and Butcher went at the Ryan.
53:13Probably getting lasered as we speak.
53:14That homelander's got Edgar.
53:16If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
53:18We are so fucked.
53:19Like anal deep V1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl fucked.
53:23Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
53:27No.
53:28Okay, I do have some good news.
53:31We were able to make out some of the reducted texts.
53:34In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Harmony.
53:40The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
53:48And this is good news?
53:49Oh yeah?
53:50The files are no longer reducted.
53:53Okay.
53:55Well, that's where we're headed.
54:18Amy?
54:19Wait!
54:21Wait!
54:21You could have died, Q!
54:23I'm okay.
54:23I'm here.
54:24But I think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
54:27This was easier when I was on my own.
54:30Amy.
54:37All I want for you to do is take my body home.
54:44Well, well, well.
54:46So I can die easy.
54:48Well, well, well.
54:51Well, well, well.
54:53So I can die easy.
54:56Jesus is going to make him.
54:57Jesus is going to make him.
54:59Jesus is going to make him a dying baby.
55:04All I want for you to do is take my body home.
55:11Well, well, well.
55:12So I can die easy.
55:15Well, well, well.
55:18Well, well, well.
55:20So I can die easy.
55:22Jesus is going to make him a dying baby.
55:33We have much to discuss.
55:41Lord, in my time of dying
55:44Don't want nobody to cry
55:47All I want you to do is
55:52Take me when I die
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