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Tears & Contract Mever Provoke The Ceo's Wife
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00:00:06Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off.
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:32Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:14Oh, two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move.
00:01:22If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:23There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:29They're mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:51Pissing accomplished.
00:02:00Pissing accomplished.
00:02:05She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:11She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:14No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:21She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on, here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:42He wants to kill me.
00:02:46No.
00:02:49Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, is being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:11Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:17Classic.
00:03:34Oh, girl, everything hurts.
00:03:41Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:46What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:48What am I doing here?
00:03:49I saved your life.
00:03:51Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:55Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:03Oh, honey.
00:04:05Oh, you're awake.
00:04:07Thank God.
00:04:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:12Hands to yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:24What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:26What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me, you can kill me, you can do whatever you want.
00:04:32Just stay away from my grandma.
00:04:33You got it?
00:04:36What the hell?
00:04:38What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:48Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56This isn't real.
00:04:56Ah!
00:04:57Ah!
00:05:00Ah!
00:05:04What?
00:05:06I'm alive.
00:05:07Wait, what?
00:05:08What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:12I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:14What did you do?
00:05:16You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:18You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21What did you do?
00:05:23My identity's complicated.
00:05:25If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:29Excuse me.
00:05:30I'm Blair Woods.
00:05:30Arish of the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a filthy stranger.
00:05:34Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:38Oh, my God.
00:05:39You're completely insane.
00:05:40You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:42I'll go back and tell them that I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding's back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:50Blair!
00:05:52It's your choice.
00:05:53Him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice.
00:05:59Him or me.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Fine.
00:06:03But the second one comes back, we're getting divorced.
00:06:05You.
00:06:06I mean, who's that guy?
00:06:13What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats.
00:06:18Your jobs.
00:06:20Okay, you need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:23Excuse me, they're too short.
00:06:29What are you doing?
00:06:31This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:36Okay, well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:39So.
00:06:39And you know what?
00:06:40Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I mean, I'm Beyonce.
00:06:44So, you're my loser.
00:06:46What?
00:06:48Blair?
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses, okay?
00:06:56Well, Curtis and men sucks.
00:06:58That's a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Okay, let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:07And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:10I'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me, Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but, like, how do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just, like, crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:25Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so.
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:41All right, 857.
00:07:46All right, what's your name?
00:07:47Uh, Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I ask your name, not your fiancée's.
00:07:52Oh, uh, uh...
00:07:55Can we...
00:07:56What did I call you?
00:07:57Is that your name?
00:07:58Liam Law.
00:07:59Liam Law.
00:08:01Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:06Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:08and I'm not going to lie,
00:08:09this room might need to check up from the neck cover.
00:08:11Excuse me, wait, are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:28Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:42It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:44Stop whining.
00:08:45Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:50Stop whining.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:52My first wedding, and I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:54Yeah, it's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:57Liam Law, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife
00:09:00through wealth, hardship, and everything in between?
00:09:04He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:11Now, please exchange rings.
00:09:14Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:23Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:24God.
00:09:34Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:38Hey.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your entire
00:09:57life.
00:09:58Well, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:01Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:05Look, pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:08Otherwise, I wouldn't have...
00:10:09I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know we're passionate.
00:10:19I really am a good kisser all night.
00:10:20Happy, baby, love is forever.
00:10:22Happy, baby, love is forever.
00:10:26This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy-sentimental type.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:34It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:38No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:39This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:40You should take it back.
00:10:40Oh, we're married.
00:10:42Cheers now.
00:10:44Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:46And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:49Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:52All right, let's go home, husband.
00:11:01Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:26It's, like, totally where normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:33Follow me.
00:11:46So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:49Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:55Okay, well, then by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too, so...
00:11:58No, forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow.
00:12:02Morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:05Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:08Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:16Softly little princess, you don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:24Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:27What, oh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:30What are you planning?
00:12:31Look, relax.
00:12:31All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:38And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:46Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:06I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:12Fast.
00:13:19Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't kill me.
00:13:27I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:28Okay, relax.
00:13:29Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife, girl.
00:13:36Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like...
00:13:42trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:47And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52Oh, I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:58Go wash up.
00:13:59It's almost that time.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:02What?
00:14:10No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:12You get the couch.
00:14:13No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any chivalrous ladies first?
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:19Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait.
00:14:21I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:24For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:28And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:32Fine.
00:14:33You take the bed.
00:14:35No funny business.
00:14:37Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:15:00Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:16What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:21What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:26Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near that face,
00:15:29worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeet your favorite appendage
00:15:33straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:37Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:54God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:58What are you doing?
00:16:08Trust.
00:16:09That's this.
00:16:11Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:15Be a good girl.
00:16:16Okay?
00:16:16Okay.
00:16:42Slay.
00:16:46I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:49Oh, look.
00:16:50You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:51Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:01I'll take everything.
00:17:03Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:05They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:16Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:26Whoa.
00:17:31Hey.
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Uh, don't move, or I might cut you.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on you?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:51Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You can rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:01Oh, shower?
00:18:02Huh?
00:18:21All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:27Ouch.
00:18:28Really much?
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:50What's the name of Raven?
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah.
00:18:55Whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:59Simple.
00:19:02Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight-up ghost mode for days.
00:19:06Do you miss me, or what?
00:19:08Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:16Figures.
00:19:17You're basically untouchable, anyway.
00:19:19I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:21Muzz me up, and I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:24Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside, and he said something about on the show.
00:19:32What?
00:19:32What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that we're in the room, so I haven't heard.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:37Okay.
00:19:42Wait, hold on.
00:19:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:45At least on some underwear.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:54Okay.
00:19:54Okay.
00:19:56Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:59I...
00:20:02Am I interrupting something?
00:20:20So, who's this?
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:24Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:31The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my life, and, uh, just, we clicked
00:20:40instantly, and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:52Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:01Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:03I'm straight.
00:21:05So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:08I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:12Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17No, man, she's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:20She, she, we don't gatekeep in this marriage.
00:21:23Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:27out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:30Guess the point.
00:21:32Skip the filler.
00:21:34Hold on.
00:21:38Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:46Yeah, yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:51She really must be the one.
00:21:54Anyway, here's your newest tip.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:59Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:02Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:07You don't take this mission, you fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the
00:22:11death challenges.
00:22:15Your wife or your life.
00:22:18Make your choice.
00:22:23Honey, one can wait.
00:22:24He'll take the job.
00:22:25That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent condition thing,
00:22:38right?
00:22:39No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:46Come on.
00:22:49Hello?
00:22:50Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:23:04Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:10I'm all in.
00:23:12What's the feeling?
00:23:16Well, care to explain yourself?
00:23:20Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23Bro, with some feeling.
00:23:28Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you're married to this rando?
00:23:34Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please, please, we truly, truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma, it's real love, I swear.
00:23:55Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix, literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:04Yeah, he is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:11We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:14But fine, if this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:19Oh.
00:24:20Oh.
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:36How do you know about my migraines?
00:24:39Oh, uh, Blair, she mentioned it.
00:24:42In passing.
00:24:43I think it's really bad when you're stressed out.
00:24:45I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47No.
00:24:48Just in case.
00:24:52That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:55The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57What he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:02Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, grandma.
00:25:06But it's over.
00:25:07From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:15And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:18So, love who you love.
00:25:21I could be in London.
00:25:24As for you,
00:25:26if I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:42Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:26:01Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:11Where is he?
00:26:13Why is it taking him so long?
00:26:16Oh my God, Leon.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Don't pass out.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:28What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but
00:26:31someone tagged me.
00:26:33Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:36That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:37No.
00:26:40That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:41No.
00:26:42No hospitals.
00:26:43It's too risky.
00:26:44You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:45I'll pass the wind myself.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:27:00Liam, what day is it?
00:27:02Are you seriously checking a calendar while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Plot twist.
00:27:09So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:12You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:22Okay.
00:27:23Here, breathe with me.
00:27:28What's your play here?
00:27:30I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36A study showed that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45A study showed that holding hands with people you care about actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:50Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try not talking.
00:27:53And maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:01It's not fake news.
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:09Told you.
00:28:11Honestly, I don't normally cramp this bad.
00:28:13But I'm sure your super super agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I sure don't miss you, and you nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:28Like, real talk, why do you do it?
00:28:29The super secret agent stuff.
00:28:31Just seems like...
00:28:32Dangerous AF.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:37Is it her?
00:28:44Well...
00:28:45She looks...
00:28:46Really kind.
00:28:48She was.
00:28:51She taught me how to survive.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:28:56So this is how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:29:00And I won't disappoint her.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:05Is the evaluation going to get your spot back?
00:29:07No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:11What?
00:29:12No.
00:29:13No.
00:29:13Absolutely not.
00:29:14End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:16I can't let you risk your life.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Well...
00:29:20Uh, besides me, who else is going to help you?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:25And all the other stuff, I don't know.
00:29:26I mean, like, teacher, you're the super super agent, right?
00:29:29I don't think you understand how dangerous this job is.
00:29:35Can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:38All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:40You're planning on doing your dirty work in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:44I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:47Non-negotiable.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:59What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did you seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why...
00:30:03Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:30:07All right.
00:30:07Get it together, Liam.
00:30:09It was just a kiss.
00:30:20Oh, God.
00:30:22What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:25Why the hell would I kiss him?
00:30:28Wait.
00:30:29Do I...
00:30:30like him?
00:30:32And my love for you would never stop.
00:30:36Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second, I was thinking you're promoting me to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:48Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:30:58This...
00:30:58This is the whole point.
00:31:00That's just the table of contents.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity, is it too late to back out now?
00:31:13Forty-nine.
00:31:15Fifty.
00:31:17Okay, keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:20This plan isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:29Oh, damn.
00:31:30My bum's kind of hot.
00:31:35That's enough for today.
00:31:35Oh, damn.
00:31:38My bum's kind of hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Hands to yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:45Ugh.
00:31:46Baby, I need you back.
00:31:49I do.
00:31:51You know your body needs me too.
00:31:55What are you doing now?
00:31:58Come through.
00:32:01Okay, relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:05When we switch back, I am so writing a fantasy novel about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself.
00:32:13The main character's not going to be based on you.
00:32:15That's even worse.
00:32:18Anyway, after lunch, I have something special to show you.
00:32:21Oh, let me guess.
00:32:22It's, uh, rare jewelry.
00:32:25H&R Max.
00:32:26Oh, I know.
00:32:27Uh, limited edition hair vest.
00:32:35My babies.
00:32:36Impressive, right?
00:32:38These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God, I never should have trusted somebody who washes their face with bar soap.
00:32:44No, just pick one for me.
00:32:46No.
00:32:46You have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:51You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well, technically, I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well, then, pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:33:07How about this one?
00:33:08Not bad.
00:33:10It's an M200.
00:33:11Longest range sniper rifle on Earth.
00:33:13But it's bolt action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:22This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:43I raise your weapon.
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:51Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:53Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you going to listen to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Please.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson right?
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:09Choose any target you want.
00:34:11I'm sorry.
00:34:12I'm just...
00:34:15So...
00:34:18Wait.
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha, my bestie.
00:34:24Oh, that is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:28Oh, my God.
00:34:28I'm going to text her later.
00:34:38Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40No, no, you're not.
00:34:46Well, don't you look sexy.
00:34:52So, what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:02Why?
00:35:03Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash route?
00:35:07Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:14I'm just getting a little tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:35:19It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey.
00:35:22Honey.
00:35:22Just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:26Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:35I did everything for her.
00:35:42I gave her everything.
00:35:44When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:48Me.
00:35:52And now she has the nerve to play Disney face with me.
00:35:56Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:58If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:03You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:07They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:12They used me for my money.
00:36:14And I'm not going to let somebody who could trade me get off that easy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:40Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you giving them a reality check, but I am terrible with fun.
00:36:45Well, and I suck at being a secret agent, but you still owe me two favors, remember?
00:36:50Wow.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:51So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54Dear husband.
00:37:15Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able to stop thinking about you since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:22I get it.
00:37:23I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:25But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:30And hey, I'm willing to forget the fact that you slept with other men if you just get back with
00:37:38me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:48You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:55You mean the kind of best friend who sleeps with her fiance?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend that sleeps with a friend's fiance?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:08No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:13I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record, I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20No.
00:38:21Already married?
00:38:23Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know, she literally ran out on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this little ambush thing today?
00:38:38Is that all part of your master plan to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:40What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm grateful for one girl to be.
00:38:53Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:57For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know what I did wrong.
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me, and I just want you to give us another chance.
00:39:06What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:08God, what's next?
00:39:09You're going to say you have morning sickness because of me?
00:39:14Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:26Are you insane?
00:39:28You, you're making things up.
00:39:31Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:34Everyone, airdrops on.
00:39:46You bitch!
00:39:48You spied on me?
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated, you lied, and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:56Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:57You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:59Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago, you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again, I will put you back in the dirt every single fucking time.
00:40:11Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get the search?
00:40:32Oh, please.
00:40:33In my line of work, I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:37Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:47Dammit!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51It's time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:55I'm going to destroy Blair Woods' complete land.
00:41:05Oh, shit.
00:41:07Can you hear me of this?
00:41:15Hello?
00:41:16Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:27Bye.
00:41:28Jesus, come on.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:38We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:41Today we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:45Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:50This.
00:41:51This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:58There's no additives, and we've never had a reaction to this.
00:42:01You're all saying this, right?
00:42:03Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this product did that, I'll test it right now.
00:42:11And if there's a reaction, I'll double your compensation.
00:42:15Oh, yeah.
00:42:16Go on.
00:42:17Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:28Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:39I want results in an hour.
00:42:40What?
00:42:41No.
00:42:41I would never do something like this.
00:42:44Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:49I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:53Wait.
00:42:54Wait.
00:43:00You dare question my wife's reputation?
00:43:04Nice sign.
00:43:06That face rash is makeup.
00:43:08Are you serious?
00:43:10I'm serious.
00:43:11Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:14Congratulations.
00:43:14Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:17Insecurity.
00:43:18No, no, no.
00:43:19I'm so sorry.
00:43:20I didn't mean to.
00:43:21What's a mistake?
00:43:22No.
00:43:22Let go of me.
00:43:23Let me go.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:29No.
00:43:35I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:38I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:41How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance, no invite.
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:46You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:52You clean that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:44:00That is not a rookie move.
00:44:03I bet your ex-fiancé, Ethan, is behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:12You better watch your backs.
00:44:13I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:19I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:25All right, we're agents, not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:39This place is nice.
00:44:40No, you're not here to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:49You see that bartender over there?
00:44:52He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:53She hands out the assignments.
00:44:55Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:56Oh, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers,
00:44:59so you'll have to go alone.
00:45:02And, just a heads up,
00:45:04Marion's a little obsessed.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:11You really had broken hearts everywhere, huh?
00:45:12Relax.
00:45:13I've never even touched you.
00:45:16They're so messy.
00:45:20Messy.
00:45:41Hi, Brittany.
00:45:43You alone?
00:45:44Let me get you a drink.
00:45:49Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little fun.
00:45:52Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on, just relax a little.
00:45:56It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:58Come on, now.
00:45:59Excuse me, back off.
00:46:01Come on, just take a seat.
00:46:02Take a seat.
00:46:04Do you want to play rock, you little bitch?
00:46:17Okay, look, you have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:20Wait, I mean, I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:26After we handle more pressing matters, you've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:38Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:43This is about her.
00:46:44Look.
00:46:48Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months, and you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me, that is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray.
00:47:03Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:08She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:16An agent dreaming of love like some civilian?
00:47:20You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:30There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:34Well, save your concern.
00:47:44Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:51He's married Blair.
00:47:53It could compromise everything.
00:47:58Even better.
00:48:00That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:07Or breaks.
00:48:13You little bitch, you want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of, you filthy whore.
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:27Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk.
00:48:29It's you, my God.
00:48:31Are you deaf?
00:48:32Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Listen, Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know.
00:48:35I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:36I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:43Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:49:00I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:04It's not your fault.
00:49:07I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood, trying to survive.
00:49:19Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like it.
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:50I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:52Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:05But we, technically, we're already married, so.
00:50:10You could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:14I'll take care of you.
00:50:17It's not my way of living.
00:50:19Besides, for my wife, I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:29Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:35Uh, yeah.
00:50:37I mean, not ideal.
00:50:39But, um, I don't know.
00:50:42I can get used to it.
00:50:43I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:56And then I'll just study really hard at being good at six.
00:51:00As a man.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02Um, no, we, we're gonna switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:09Oh, my God.
00:51:10I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:16Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:22Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:27Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on.
00:51:29I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:35No.
00:51:36You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:38They call it the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:46You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:51Ethan.
00:51:52Son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:11It's definitely Ethan.
00:52:14Fine.
00:52:16Hey, let's play dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:19What's your plan?
00:52:20So, you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm going to take it back.
00:52:30Done.
00:52:31Well, there should be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:35Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:41Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the woods, heiress.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:58What the hell is PR doing, then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:05Our PR team is a joke compared to what Wood's family's got.
00:53:09Do the right thing.
00:53:10Ethan, step down now.
00:53:12Or, I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair.
00:53:25You've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:30Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:34What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove death.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove death!
00:53:40Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:41We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:50We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:53Okay.
00:53:54Well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:54:00Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder.
00:54:07And as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:13Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:19No, no, no.
00:54:20You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:22You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:24Buddy, take a long, hard-looking man if you even have one.
00:54:29This company, I...
00:54:30My wife built it, and she gave it to you, and now she's taking it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing.
00:54:37We know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for credit for a competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:43Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here, and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:08Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:10Are we in the same place?
00:55:14As long as you're safe.
00:55:24Raven, I want the best surgeon you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care if you have to drag your mind in chains.
00:55:34If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate times, doctor.
00:55:50Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:52Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, doc.
00:55:57Let's do this to love with some privacy.
00:56:09Why did you take the hit from me?
00:56:15I mean, what if he died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:27It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:31If I could take the pain for you.
00:56:34Yeah.
00:57:03Let's do this to the end.
00:57:06no way
00:57:08we switched back
00:57:11no way
00:57:13we switched back
00:57:16Liam
00:57:17Liam, wake up, we're back
00:57:19we switched back
00:57:22Liam
00:57:31I haven't brushed my teeth or anything
00:57:33I don't fucking care
00:57:36waited too long
00:57:41it's gone
00:57:42everything's gone, you have to help me
00:57:44pathetic
00:57:45you've got some nerve calling me
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order
00:57:50this is on you
00:57:51so, if you want your little secret
00:57:53going public, I suggest you help me
00:57:56fine, one last shot
00:57:58I want Blair out of the picture
00:58:00this time, for good
00:58:08how are you feeling?
00:58:11do you want something?
00:58:15do you need something?
00:58:17didn't she say holding hands helps with pain?
00:58:20didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:22yeah, well I did some research
00:58:23it turns out
00:58:25it's just somebody you love
00:58:26it actually works
00:58:29yeah, well I did some research
00:58:30it turns out
00:58:32it's just somebody you love
00:58:33it actually works
00:58:36um, okay
00:58:39well, since you're so into me
00:58:43um, I guess you can stay my husband
00:58:47for a little longer
00:58:57you know, I never thought
00:58:58that I'd fall in love
00:58:58with somebody you can
00:59:00I mean, this whole
00:59:02body switch nonsense happened
00:59:04but
00:59:06somehow I switched back
00:59:10I guess prayers really do work
00:59:15um, I'm gonna
00:59:17get some water
00:59:27wow
00:59:28the infamously cold-blooded agent
00:59:31taking a knife for a woman
00:59:32it's romantic enough
00:59:34to make me cry
00:59:36almost
00:59:37can you not
00:59:39what do you want?
00:59:40does it ever occur to you
00:59:41what's going to happen
00:59:42when your cover gets blown?
00:59:43you get one life, Liam
00:59:45how many times
00:59:46are you gonna throw it
00:59:46in front of hers?
00:59:48he's right
00:59:49as long as she's with me
00:59:51she'll always be in danger
00:59:53what the hell do I do?
01:00:04you know, I do have to
01:00:05break up this little soap opera
01:00:06but you do realize
01:00:07that there is a third wheel here, right?
01:00:09um, I'm gonna
01:00:10just, you guys talk
01:00:18what?
01:00:20spit it out
01:00:22just a heads up, Liam
01:00:23you blew up the mission
01:00:24you pissed off the client
01:00:26Gloria's not exactly pleased with you
01:00:29I'm just saying
01:00:32watch your back
01:00:34understood
01:00:35but no one's touching Blair
01:00:37not now, not ever
01:00:49all this fuss
01:00:50for a girl
01:00:54you know what's funny
01:00:55you raise a little bird
01:00:56long enough
01:00:57they start to think
01:00:58that they can fly
01:01:00all on their own
01:01:01I'm sorry, Liam
01:01:03save it
01:01:04go take your punishment
01:01:11this Blair Woods
01:01:14has to die
01:01:22hey, clean
01:01:23what are you doing tonight?
01:01:25wanna have some fun?
01:01:27okay, cool
01:01:31Liam
01:01:31we should go dancing tonight
01:01:33we can finally relax a bit
01:01:34I'm not going
01:01:38figures
01:01:39guess you only stuck around
01:01:40because of the body swap
01:01:42real husband material, huh?
01:01:46we should probably
01:01:46finalize the divorce
01:01:51what are you talking about?
01:01:53that was the deal, right?
01:01:56once we switch back
01:01:57we call it
01:02:01fine
01:02:04it's not like I'm
01:02:06desperate to stay married to you
01:02:07anyways
01:02:19cheers
01:02:22you've been married
01:02:23for how long now?
01:02:24and we've never even seen
01:02:25your husband
01:02:26come on
01:02:28bring him out tonight
01:02:30no, it's like a fake marriage
01:02:32we're gonna get divorced soon
01:02:33yeah, but you still like him though
01:02:37I mean
01:02:38I
01:02:39then go for it
01:02:41playing it safe
01:02:42is never your style
01:02:46wait, no girl
01:02:47you are wasted
01:02:49I'm calling a cab
01:02:50no
01:02:51no, come on
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore
01:02:54please
01:02:55you can go out
01:02:56whenever you want
01:02:57it's not like your husband
01:02:58is gonna stop you
01:02:59you don't have to say it
01:03:00like that
01:03:03oh my god
01:03:05who is this hottie?
01:03:21oh my god
01:03:23who is that hottie?
01:03:25how much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Blair?
01:03:29who's this?
01:03:30I'm her husband
01:03:32nice to meet you
01:03:34damn, Blair
01:03:35where did you find him?
01:03:37he looks like he walked off
01:03:38a CQ cover
01:03:39yeah, I
01:03:40literally
01:03:41bumped into him
01:03:42on the street
01:03:43seriously?
01:03:44damn, girl
01:03:45you are so lucky
01:03:46what does he do?
01:03:49um
01:03:50he's
01:03:51a model
01:03:52yeah
01:03:52he's a model
01:03:54I knew it
01:03:55come on
01:03:56share with some photos
01:03:57no, no
01:03:59another time
01:03:59I promise
01:04:00but tonight
01:04:00I'm going to steal my wife away from me
01:04:02because she's a little drunk
01:04:03what?
01:04:03no
01:04:05bye, Blair
01:04:06come back soon
01:04:12jeez
01:04:13okay
01:04:13slow down
01:04:14no
01:04:15you're going too fast
01:04:17you really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:19yeah
01:04:21thanks though
01:04:23thanks for what?
01:04:24for picking me up
01:04:26even though you ignored my calls
01:04:28asshole
01:04:29well
01:04:29I want more than just a thanks
01:04:35okay
01:04:36okay
01:04:37just breathe
01:04:38yeah
01:04:39and we'll put you right here
01:04:43well
01:04:46you okay?
01:04:48thanks
01:04:48I'm going to grab you some water
01:04:51wait
01:04:52ew
01:04:53ew
01:04:54ew
01:04:55ew
01:04:56ew
01:04:57ew
01:04:57ew
01:04:58ew
01:04:58ew
01:05:00ew
01:05:01ew
01:05:02ew
01:05:02ew
01:05:04ew
01:05:06ew
01:05:08ew
01:05:08ew
01:05:10ew
01:05:11ew
01:05:11ew
01:05:12ew
01:05:12ew
01:05:13ew
01:05:21Flair!
01:05:23Flair!
01:05:46Well, well, I caught the esteemed CEO, Blair Woods.
01:05:55Where's your knight in shining armor, huh?
01:05:57I wouldn't get so cocky.
01:06:00That look, I hate that look.
01:06:04It makes me feel like I'm an insect.
01:06:07Who are you to look down on me?
01:06:10Well, you are just a parasite living off of women's success, so...
01:06:13Why would I respect you?
01:06:15Cute.
01:06:17Very cute.
01:06:18Keep running your mouth, Blair.
01:06:20You're not getting out of here tonight.
01:06:24You know, the thought that I ever dated you makes me want to throw up.
01:06:30Nice.
01:06:31Well, you want to know something fun, Blair?
01:06:34Do you?
01:06:34I don't even want you dead.
01:06:37Someone else does.
01:06:38You made enemies, babe.
01:06:40Big ones.
01:06:45Raven, I need you to get me Blair's location.
01:06:47Use every connection you have.
01:06:49No screw-ups.
01:06:52But if you transfer all of your shares into my account, I might just tell you who actually
01:06:58wants you dead.
01:07:01In your dreams, loser.
01:07:05You are one ungrateful bitch.
01:07:10A jam.
01:07:12Perfect.
01:07:13A jam!
01:07:14You got lucky.
01:07:17Probably not twice in a row.
01:07:28Hey, Blair.
01:07:37Are you okay?
01:07:38You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:46You okay?
01:07:48You keep saving me if you're just going to push me away.
01:07:51I was scared.
01:07:53Scared that you'd get hurt because of me.
01:07:55But I'm done pushing you away, Blair.
01:07:58I'm not going to let you go again.
01:08:01How the hell did you find us?
01:08:14My turn.
01:08:19Who sent you?
01:08:21You were in way over your head.
01:08:29Fine.
01:08:31I'll tell you.
01:08:33I'll tell you.
01:08:34It was the agency.
01:08:37You know?
01:08:38The ones that the legendary Nighthawk works for.
01:08:42And you guys pissed off the...
01:08:45What?
01:08:52Stay behind me.
01:09:05Nice, Liam.
01:09:06Still sharp.
01:09:08Just as I trained you.
01:09:17I couldn't even get the job done.
01:09:19Still the nerve to run his mouth.
01:09:23Aesthetic.
01:09:24Oh?
01:09:25Chloe?
01:09:27Long time no see, Blair.
01:09:32You're looking more than I like your father all the time.
01:09:35Trust me.
01:09:36That is not a compliment.
01:09:40My father.
01:09:41Didn't anyone tell you?
01:09:43I'm Gloria.
01:09:44Liam's loving foster mom.
01:09:47And your dear sweet aunt.
01:09:53Gloria.
01:09:55What are you talking about?
01:09:59Of course your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:10:01She only ever had eyes for her precious son.
01:10:05Don't worry.
01:10:06I killed your father.
01:10:08I just think I'm going to kill you.
01:10:10And then little old witch is next.
01:10:14You mean that my father's death wasn't your accident?
01:10:17No.
01:10:18No.
01:10:21He got in my way.
01:10:22You all did.
01:10:24The Woods family fortune should have been mine.
01:10:30And you, Liam.
01:10:33Time to come home, good boy.
01:10:47So you're teasing her over me?
01:10:50I'm not going to let anyone hurt her.
01:10:54Not even you.
01:10:55Fine.
01:10:56Then you will die with her.
01:11:18What's happening?
01:11:20Poison gas.
01:11:22Then lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:26What's happening?
01:11:28Poison gas.
01:11:29Then lay down and die quietly, won't you?
01:11:31You're breathing the same night that we are.
01:11:33And you're still standing.
01:11:35That means there must be an antidote.
01:11:38Whoever.
01:11:40Must be that rotten wood family blood.
01:11:42But knowing this won't save you.
01:11:45I and I alone have the antidote.
01:11:53You really are my finest creation.
01:11:56Was everything I did never enough for you?
01:11:58I don't care.
01:12:00I'm never wanted to lose mine.
01:12:02And it will crush anyone who gets in my way.
01:12:04Well, I'm not your weapon, you.
01:12:06If you try to hurt her, I'm going to fight you with everything you got.
01:12:09I'm not your weapon.
01:12:33To you.
01:12:34She never stopped loving you.
01:12:37You don't deserve any of it.
01:12:38You don't deserve a damn thing.
01:12:42Lies!
01:12:43After we finish him, you're next.
01:12:48Once I finish him, you're next.
01:12:51What?
01:12:52Ah!
01:12:54Glory Woods!
01:12:55Drop the weapon and surrender!
01:12:58Hands up in the air!
01:13:00Turn around slowly!
01:13:01Don't reach for anything!
01:13:02Drop the weapon now!
01:13:05Pass the top of your head!
01:13:09That movie!
01:13:10Don't resist, lady!
01:13:11Turn around!
01:13:12She's reaching for something, okay?
01:13:14Step back!
01:13:16What do I stop?
01:13:17I swear, I will kill them both!
01:13:19Gloria!
01:13:20Stop!
01:13:21Your brother!
01:13:22He died trying to save you!
01:13:25You think he abandoned you?
01:13:27Gloria, no!
01:13:28He paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours!
01:13:31Ten million dollars just to keep you safe!
01:13:35He pushed you away just to protect you.
01:13:39And even when you were gone, he watched over you until the day he died.
01:13:48You're lying!
01:13:49You're lying!
01:13:50You're just saying, Mr. Trent, see her?
01:13:52I am not falling for it!
01:13:55Enough!
01:13:56Enough!
01:14:01This ends here.
01:14:06You're under arrest!
01:14:07Put your hands behind me!
01:14:07No!
01:14:08No!
01:14:08Get off of me!
01:14:09Stop it!
01:14:10Who are you?
01:14:10Get the hell off of me!
01:14:12Do you?
01:14:14Get the hell off of me!
01:14:15You okay?
01:14:26Former intelligence operative Gloria Woods arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:14:32Source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent Woods family.
01:14:37Hey.
01:14:40How did you find her?
01:14:42You're good people.
01:14:44Don't let Raven's slacker vibe fool you.
01:14:47I'm just checking his top tier.
01:14:51Didn't Gloria use you for years?
01:14:54Aren't you angry?
01:14:58I was.
01:15:02But, um...
01:15:03I don't know.
01:15:03Now I just...
01:15:05Because I'm done.
01:15:07Karen.
01:15:11From now on,
01:15:12I'll be by your side.
01:15:19Wow.
01:15:22Beautiful.
01:15:23Okay, just eat it.
01:15:25I made it with love.
01:15:26Okay, so, uh...
01:15:28Forks are actually kind of a challenge for me right now.
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:32Okay, so...
01:15:34What I'm hearing is...
01:15:35You want me to feed you.
01:15:37Okay.
01:15:38Okay.
01:15:40Okay.
01:15:43You know what I want more than pasta?
01:15:45Okay, what?
01:15:47You.
01:16:00Blair wins.
01:16:03Will you marry me?
01:16:06Again?
01:16:08But for real to say.
01:16:09Yeah.
01:16:11Yeah.
01:16:12I don't know.
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