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My Dad Is Poseidon 2026
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36This is the first one!
00:36Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
01:01Filthy scavengers!
01:03When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:11Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console?
02:07I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:36Sire!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:06Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry! I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nint's doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die.
04:22I don't know why. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn.
04:31You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:44I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder.
04:54Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:58Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:26Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened.
06:46Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously?
07:01Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?
07:22Hey, pencil neck!
07:24I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water,
07:27or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who?
07:30Speak up, man.
07:31My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough.
07:33Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:35Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burr.
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:06Who the hell are you?
08:19Asshole.
08:20Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:22Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low.
08:29Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly?
08:37Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh.
08:44Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:55Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby.
08:58But he retired recently.
09:01We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded.
09:12I don't have much time.
09:14Find Lily's real father.
09:16Leave her with him.
09:17I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:22Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad.
09:48Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:50Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing.
09:59Just swapped a bug.
10:03That girl from five years ago.
10:05You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter.
10:10We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad?
10:15You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura?
10:18She's got my blood.
10:26Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it.
10:28Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy.
10:36Mommy!
10:54It's too late, boss.
10:56Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Liara.
11:28Who did this?
11:29I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:34It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:57You're my fiancé.
11:58My property.
11:59You filthy whore.
12:01Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No!
12:15Let go!
12:16No!
12:18With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I got careless, diving near a shipwreck.
12:34My fault.
12:34Shipwreck?
12:36Those cuts are surgical, Liara.
12:38Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy.
12:45Stay out of it.
12:46Boss, soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:59She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe.
13:02Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:13Jack.
13:14You...
13:16Ambrosia residue?
13:18Golden applesap?
13:19I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:24Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More.
13:28Try it.
13:39These ingredients.
13:40Where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:50I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:12It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:16What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha ha ha ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:31You want more?
14:33I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:47You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
15:00Daddy!
15:01Daddy!
15:01Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:07Lily's in trouble!
15:15I...
15:16I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Moon.
15:35Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
15:40Ha ha ha ha ha...
15:45Ha ha ha ha ha...
15:49Woo...
15:50Oh my gosh!
16:07You disgusting freak!
16:09What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:12Mommy!
16:14I've got you, baby.
16:17Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:22Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:26Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:35Two courses for the price of one!
16:44You bitch!
16:51Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
16:58Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:09You! Posei?! That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure. That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:27What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:30Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:36Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:42Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:47Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:54About that monster.
18:00Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:06Ayo!
18:09Let's go.
18:46My liege.
18:48Have mercy.
18:48I didn't know she was your daughter.
18:50I swear it.
18:50Please, spare my life.
18:52No problem.
18:53Thank you, my lord.
18:54Thank you for your mercy.
18:55Try to remember that in your next life.
19:10Enjoying the show.
19:21My king!
19:22We had nothing to do with the Hydra.
19:24We swear!
19:25Listen to me.
19:25If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:32Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:34Yes!
19:35Yes, my liege!
19:48My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:53the truth myself.
20:02That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:06But Poseidon?
20:07Guy's long gone.
20:08Probably fish food in some trench.
20:11Right?
20:11Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:13Wanna bet?
20:14There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:27The world's the same as ever.
20:29The dead are louder than the living.
20:32Who the hell are you?
20:33You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:35You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:06Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:14I don't have time for this.
21:16I'm not wasting it on you.
21:17I need a background check.
21:23You know who I am?
21:25Hades' ace.
21:26You crash my spot, you die here!
21:51You crash my spot, you're in Hades territory, you're in Hades territory, you're in Hades territory.
22:07Hades, you hiding?
22:09Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:14One, two!
22:19Thank the fates!
22:21The boss is here!
22:27Boss, this bum!
22:34You idiot!
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:39In front of Poseidon.
22:42You're ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:52Actually, I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:19Yes, boss!
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:39Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:45Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:59Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:24Who's the ugly goat man?
24:26Hand over the kid!
24:35Stay away from my daughter!
24:37Don't you dare touch her!
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:56This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go!
25:06No, Mommy!
25:07I'm not leaving you!
25:10No!
25:11No!
25:16No!
25:16No!
25:19No!
25:20No!
25:21No!
25:22No!
25:23No!
25:23No!
25:25No!
25:29No!
25:30My Poison Fog!
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside!
25:35Give up!
25:37You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win!
25:44you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
25:53don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:09such a pretty face all mine now
26:15let my mommy go you bastard
26:25lily lily run get out of here
26:32serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
26:43lily
26:50huddy
26:56your hands off her
27:05you touch my woman you're a dead man my poison
27:15jack what the hell just happened
27:21you okay babe so you're the boyfriend too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with
27:27one hand
27:43jack keep lily safe
27:46long as i'm here you don't lose shut up and go now
28:02if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
28:07run all you want my pack tears you both apart
28:22you
28:23you
28:51No!
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay.
29:09We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:28Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:40You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:46right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:27Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35Thanks. For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
31:54Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:34Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now, and maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:48Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:54You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:17You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:25I...
33:55You're half dead already!
33:57How the hell did you knock me back?
33:59The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:04This... can't be...
34:30Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
34:37Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:43No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:47They're coming for us. We're finished!
34:50Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
34:52Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:00They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:04With me here, no one touches you.
35:06Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:16My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:23You worthless creature!
35:26You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:36Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:48You're...
35:50You're...
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