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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy Hot Drama
Love Request From My Enemy Hot Drama
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What do you want me to sign?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your wife a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:51Thanks so much.
00:05:02Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you catfishing?
00:05:27Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:52Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:41Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:00Even I can feel the tension in the room.
00:07:04But we're into the fog.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You're gonna suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36No, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying to have a Bible, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:57Oh, my God!
00:10:05All right, I'm going to figure it out.
00:10:06You're gonna get to that.
00:10:09Oh, God.
00:10:11I'm very grateful.
00:10:11Oh, God.
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't put on it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:34actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw you were flirting with me flirting
00:10:38yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny
00:10:44okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:51oh and um of all the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i'm not
00:10:58in my type but
00:11:00you know power theory would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert colm and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:30oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:57see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:28oh
00:12:30Oh, shit.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop. Delete it, please.
00:13:10Oh my brave knight, I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh my god.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:35Jen!
00:13:36Jen!
00:13:36Jen!
00:13:37Jen!
00:13:38Jen!
00:13:39Jen!
00:13:39Jen!
00:13:40Jen!
00:13:40Jen!
00:13:41Jen!
00:13:43Jen!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally, girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:11All right, give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01Here.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do, do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Aw.
00:16:12I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but...
00:17:59She can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15Hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:42Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:07Eat it.
00:19:09Eat it.
00:19:17Eat it.
00:19:22Help me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out of your tone and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You want to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59I never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just, I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he, he kind of stood me up, so.
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so.
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online work in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He, he makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:04I understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12I don't see why you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, no, my, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:56I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and he loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:34Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:24:49No, no.
00:24:55You're the only person.
00:24:57Who?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:04You?
00:25:04No.
00:25:05You?
00:25:06You?
00:25:06No.
00:25:07Me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:13People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner,
00:25:17because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:31I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:33Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I did well. I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:11Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24The score is going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28Oh, sorry.
00:26:30Am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe trust me too.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12Why don't you regret it?
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:54Oh, shit.
00:27:58Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09I think so.
00:28:10We're okay.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Nice.
00:28:18Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:25Hey, Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait.
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't take this anymore.
00:29:13Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32Just figured I'd bring us some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite.
00:29:36Right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:40What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:51Alright, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:15Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:18How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um...
00:32:10What do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude,
00:32:30is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my god!
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Cole, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:30Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:39Geez.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Hell yeah.
00:35:17I don't have a problem with Jake.
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:28Because...
00:35:28I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:38Just...
00:35:38Just tell me I'm gonna apologize.
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:58Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:09What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really?
00:36:23Like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:25Except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:35Hey Hal.
00:36:36Um...
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:38The other night.
00:36:41The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was...
00:36:44So...
00:36:46Sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:37:04Oh!
00:37:05Oh shit!
00:37:06Oh shit!
00:37:08Oh shit!
00:37:11Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:19Oh!
00:37:20Oh my god!
00:37:23Stop!
00:37:24Stop!
00:37:24Guys!
00:37:25Stop it!
00:37:25Stop!
00:37:26Stop!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've gotta save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've gotta save Jake.
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:41Oh!
00:37:42Oh my god!
00:37:43Principal Stevens!
00:37:44I'm so sorry!
00:37:46Hailey Rock!
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school.
00:37:50Don't be late.
00:37:51You're so sweet.
00:38:06Cool.
00:38:07What are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:49Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23Oops!
00:39:29Sorry!
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack!
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:08Wait.
00:40:10What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:17Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:14Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:04Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh my god.
00:42:19Oh my god.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28What is taking so long?
00:42:29You're doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:42Oh my god.
00:42:50Oh, morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:54Oh my god.
00:42:56Oh my god.
00:42:59Oh my god.
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh my god.
00:43:25Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey Valley Whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:01You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:05It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey everyone, I think Valley Whore is a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time
00:44:58Jake hey
00:45:01Now is the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11Here you go
00:45:14Oh my god, did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend? Oh
00:45:19Sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you. What? Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know Cole. Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:35Sorry, it was nothing personal
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:50All right, all right, all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58Okay, well you both have detention so
00:46:05Let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:10It wasn't school property dad. It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets. Jesus Christ
00:46:15How does she always get away with this shit could it be because her father's running for Senate call you
00:46:20think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares I care and I hear she's got an eye for you. So you're taking her to prom
00:46:28What over my dead body. Oh because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now. No, no, please don't
00:46:38Please then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:40Max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow. You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:54Come on you big coward message him
00:47:00you must think I'm the biggest idiot I
00:47:10Couldn't ever think that
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake, please can't you just tell me now. I think I've had enough public humiliation
00:47:21for one lifetime
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow if you want I'll meet you there
00:47:42You got the ceiling just deep breath you got this
00:47:51You look beautiful
00:47:56Thank you mom
00:48:15Hey Haley, I'm glad you came. You look so pretty
00:48:18Hi, hey Max your house is gorgeous. I mean that was just my parents blood money
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now. They don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:43What are you doing here valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:50Hey, everyone, let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you to me? Oh, I'm actually concerned about
00:49:02our whole community
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game. Those are concerning
00:49:08Actually kind of a bit of a perv. Did you know that Haley?
00:49:11Oh, she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:22Hey, let's get perfect tonight. Leave me alone
00:49:27What is there fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:43Oh
00:50:21Are you him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend? Okay, Cole is not him
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. It's okay. You can be honest
00:50:36about your feelings
00:50:38Hmm, so you too this whole time. Oh
00:50:44My god, I am such an idiot. Hey, wait wait
00:50:53Please at least take my jackets, you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to go
00:50:58to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do? I guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't trusted you
00:51:10What about guacamole was it?
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:24Just the devil
00:51:27Get in the car
00:51:30I'm not gonna ask you again cool get in the car
00:51:34Thank you. Just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to Haley. I
00:51:38Already assumed that's who this was
00:51:41I'm a stripins. So
00:51:43You're the scholarship trash. That's hell-bent. I'm ruining Cole's life
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you young lady
00:51:49My son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you
00:51:56You will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:01Stay away from him or I swear to God your mother is fire
00:52:07Dad stop
00:52:08Don't you touch my family
00:52:11Don't you touch my family? I'll stay away
00:52:13Come on. You don't mean that
00:52:16I
00:52:17hate everything you stand for
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like
00:52:26I hate everything about you. I hate all of it. I don't want any part of it
00:52:32So Cole, go with your dad
00:52:36Haley
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51Hey, we're not that's real love. Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother. I would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07Hi Haley, I'm Emma. I know you are right
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life. So I wanted to return your
00:53:18laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24Oh wow, thanks Emma
00:53:28Okay, bye
00:53:33One down one to go
00:53:36You're so cool. I know Emma. Want to go to prom? Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmunds. Hi, Max and Max's friend. Sorry, we weren't expecting you. Cole's grounded. Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee. We were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:16Cole? My son Cole?
00:54:19Reviewing budgets. He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26So we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:39Go away
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here? Happy birthday, Cole
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account. Just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53What? What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now. You can be together
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:05No
00:55:06I'll tell her myself. Stick me in your car
00:55:15Welcome all the wizard
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine. I just need some time alone
00:55:30Open the door. Wait, what? He's here?
00:55:42It's you
00:55:44I should have given this to you a long time ago
00:55:48Hey, we have wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:56I was
00:55:56I got my inheritance
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:13Hey, we have
00:56:15I understand that this changes things
00:56:18If you don't love me the way you
00:56:20You love guacamole wizard, but I
00:56:24Look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:37I love you
00:56:37Nicole, I love you
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot
00:56:43I've loved you for months
00:56:45I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because I had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51But you're him
00:56:53You didn't expect her
00:56:55I mean I
00:56:57I always hoped it was you
00:57:02I
00:57:02I
00:57:03I hoped it was you
00:57:04You were always there for me
00:57:08You're hurt and
00:57:10You're really fucking hurt
00:57:16Hey, uh
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do
00:57:21You ever go?
00:57:22Yeah
00:57:25Take my clothes off
00:57:27Yeah, no, don't worry
00:57:31I'm so beyond you
00:57:49Okay, so
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54No
00:57:54Yeah, what do again?
00:57:57I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02All right, all right, that's fair
00:58:04I'll uh
00:58:06I'll take that as a one
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:16Oh god, no
00:58:17I fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No
00:58:22No, I'll just
00:58:22I'm just lost behind it
00:58:25There's always been lost behind it
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute now
00:58:29Stop it
00:58:31Um
00:58:32I think
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:39Okay
00:58:41But the real question is
00:58:42Do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47I would have asked you earlier
00:58:49But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:51Oh god, please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress
00:58:59Waiter
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14Only the best for my princess
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21On the off chance that you
00:59:24Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:39Cole, are you here?
00:59:41Cole, are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45You can't just park into my house like this
00:59:48I see you Cole
00:59:48You are a big pro
01:00:06Mr. Edmonds
01:00:07Hey, uh
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:10You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:15Okay, I'm ready
01:00:17Mr. Edmonds
01:00:18Mr. Edmonds
01:00:18Mr. Edmonds
01:00:20Mr. Edmonds
01:00:21Mr. Edmonds
01:00:21Mr. Edmonds
01:00:25Mr. Edmonds
01:00:25Mr. Edmonds
01:00:27Mr. Edmonds
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:31My god, Haley
01:00:32You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen
01:00:37Uh uh uh
01:00:39I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40To do this lipstick
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42For at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45We're in
01:00:47Dale
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:53To catch your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:06Thank you
01:01:07Oh my god
01:01:09Thank you guys so much
01:01:11Seriously, this means the world to me
01:01:13I mean like
01:01:14Who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22Oh my god
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole
01:01:26It was fun
01:01:28Since what did you get?
01:01:29Yes
01:01:33Hey, uh
01:01:35Most time that's up
01:01:36No
01:01:37But who cares
01:01:40Hell yeah
01:01:44Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51Come on, everyone say it with me
01:01:54Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait, wait
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy
01:02:15If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:32You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit
01:02:37You know, Jen
01:02:39As the principal
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46But quite frankly
01:02:48You are the worst
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:54You can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal, so yes, I can
01:03:05Oh my god
01:03:07There was no internship!
01:03:10You lied to me!
01:03:17Haley, catch
01:03:24My princess finally has a crown
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:29Oh
01:03:30Yeah, no can do
01:03:32All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:38Oof
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh no, that's my dad
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51Right now
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59About wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02Yet, you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:06And it's because of Haley
01:04:08And you can accept that
01:04:09Or I'll make my own path
01:04:11And best believe me, I can
01:04:13I'll say this
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:21Joyprone
01:04:28I am so proud of you
01:04:31I kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:35That was terrifying
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so
01:04:41I love you. I love you. I love you. Guacamole wizard
01:04:44Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:46Yeah, you do
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