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My Dad Is Poseidon - Full Episode (ENGSUB) | fantasía moderna
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug!
00:15Your launch today, beach!
00:30Slow-ass sea slug!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:43Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:05When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface!
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:43Sire, I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:50Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:12Sire!
02:13You're finally stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:33Even Pus-Eye himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus. We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep!
03:44Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:01Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:26I die. I really need this guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch?
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey.
05:12I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:19Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:39Get away! Dylan!
05:44As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03News flash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:14So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:37But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:08Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:19Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck? I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:39Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping Orser?!
08:14Who the hell is that?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:35Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:43Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:21So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy? Mommy?
10:51Mommy?
10:55Mommy?
10:57Mommy?
10:59Mommy?
11:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:07Mommy?
11:09Mommy?
11:16Mommy?
11:20Mommy?
11:22Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No! Let go!
12:28With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I...
12:40Got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:04If I don't make it...
13:07Promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32What a lively little snack.
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:43You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:12Daddy! Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I...
15:27I'm not tasty.
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:48warum?
16:03What a fun boy.
16:11Anyhow is it, I'm just...
16:12The...
16:13I'm not going to die!
16:13I'm only going to die the seaKIes!
16:14You want to die?
16:14I'm not going to die, so...
16:14The zoo is who is a worthy guy.
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm
17:40dead
17:41what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
17:48off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time
18:15figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:24oh
18:29oh
18:29Oh, my God.
18:59My liege
19:02Have mercy. I didn't know she was your die. I swear it. I please spare my life. No problem
19:07Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy. Try to remember that in your next life
19:25Enjoying the show
19:35My king we had nothing to do with the hydro. We swear listen to me
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive
19:46Now get the fuck out of my sight. Yes. Yes my leash
20:02My love since you refused to tell me who did this to you. I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17That wild god pans always pulling power grabs, but Poseidon guys long gone
20:23Probably fish food in some trench right see god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:34Oh
20:42The world's the same as ever
20:45The dead are louder than the living who the hell are you you're in Hades territory asshole
20:51Yea I'll
20:52tylko
20:55Kill
20:57Kill
20:58Just
21:00Kill
21:00Kill
21:01Kill
21:01Kill
21:06Don't
21:06Kill
21:10Kill
21:11A
21:13hit
21:16Oh
21:19I
21:21Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you. I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am? Hades' ace. You crash my spot, you die here!
21:53Aaaaaahhh!
21:56Aaaaaahhh!
22:00Aaaaaahhh!
22:04Aaaaaahhh!
22:06Aaaaaahhh!
22:08Little fish.
22:09Aaaaaahhh!
22:12Aaaaaahhh!
22:16Headed staff? One shot?
22:19What? The Sea King! He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding? Come out!
22:26Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:31Two!
22:36Thank the fates! The boss is here!
22:43Boss! This bum!
22:51You idiot! Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown! You're done! Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon, your ants. I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord! Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood. I'll mobilize every team right now. You have three days. I'll be back.
23:26Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:31Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes boss!
23:43Poseidon's back. Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead. Kid comes with us alive. She's still hurt. Easy pickets. Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew. Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha! A forest nymph playing happy home mater? Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders. Come quietly to the stronghold. Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy? Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter! Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy! You're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down. Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you on one condition. Let my daughter go!
25:23No, Mommy! I'm not leaving you!
25:37Kids mine. You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:52Give up!
25:54You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her! Come at me!
26:14Feisty one, Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:23You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:40So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:04Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:42Let's go.
28:44No!
29:19Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:35Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:58You are the best.
30:08Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:15You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
31:06right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:22Ha ha ha ha ha! That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:26How much longer you got?
31:28Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die!
31:46Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:54Thanks. For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:01No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just... Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking, those are Poseidon's warriors!
34:22This...
34:27should be...
34:49Ancient Ekethra?
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
34:59He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:02No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us!
35:08We're finished!
35:09Don't worry darling, things might turn around.
35:11Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now, we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me!
35:21Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that Jack!
35:27Look around, we're surrounded, we could actually die here!
35:35My lords!
35:37Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:45You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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