00:00:23I was walking along, minding my business
00:00:28Went out of an orange-colored sky
00:00:31Blank, slam, alakazam
00:00:35Wonderful you came by
00:00:38I was humming a tune, drinking in sunshine
00:00:42Went out of that orange-colored view
00:00:45Blank, slam, alakazam
00:00:49I gotta look at you
00:00:52One look and I yell, Tim
00:00:56Negotiations were scheduled to continue today
00:00:58As the White House had no comment about the President's whereabouts
00:01:01Ready to be of service, madam
00:01:07The American administration crumbled this morning in Anchorage, Alaska
00:01:12The specter of nuclear war facing this nation for ten long years is final
00:01:18The party, let's just focus on the party, okay?
00:01:38All right, birthday boy
00:01:40Let's get a photo of you up here on Sugarfoot
00:01:42Why the hell is Cooper Howard working kids' birthday parties?
00:01:47What else?
00:01:48Alimony
00:01:50What'd they say, Dad?
00:01:54I'm lucky to have such a good helper like you
00:01:58All right, you ready?
00:02:03All right, good
00:02:04Here we go, bud
00:02:06Hey, honey, honey
00:02:07Get with Cooper, let's get a picture
00:02:09You bet, yeah
00:02:11All right
00:02:12All right, Coop, Coop, Coop
00:02:13Do your thumbs up
00:02:15Yeah, you know, given the state of everything
00:02:17I prefer not to if that's all right
00:02:19Why not?
00:02:20That's what you're famous for
00:02:21Rocket bomb?
00:02:23We gotta, we gotta get this rodeo on the road
00:02:25I can't thank you enough, Mr. Howard
00:02:27The pleasure is all mine, ma'am
00:02:29I hope your son had a lovely birthday
00:02:31Perfect
00:02:31Yeah
00:02:33Who's ready for cake?
00:02:34All right
00:02:34You ready, Janie?
00:02:38Come on
00:02:39There you go
00:02:40Pinko
00:02:41Yeah
00:02:41I still took my money
00:02:44Happy birthday, dear boy
00:02:50Happy birthday to you
00:03:01Is that Los Angeles sunshine coming through?
00:03:03Al, I can't, I'm sorry, I can't do this
00:03:06I can't do the weather if I don't even know if there's going to be a next week
00:03:09Happy thoughts today
00:03:10I'm not just doing a little bubble run
00:03:12Sugar bomb
00:03:13The vent
00:03:14Drop next, the barbarians
00:03:16And the really cool
00:03:24All right
00:03:27I think that's everything
00:03:30Why wouldn't you do it?
00:03:32The thumbs up
00:03:35Oh, it's, uh
00:03:38It's grown-up stuff
00:03:45Well, back when I was in the Marines
00:03:46They taught us that
00:03:48If they ever drop a really big bomb
00:03:50They told us to hold up your thumb just like this
00:03:53And if the cloud
00:03:54Is smaller than your thumb
00:03:57Then you run for the hills
00:03:58And if it's bigger than your thumb?
00:04:02They told us not to bother running
00:04:05Do you think it's going to happen?
00:04:09I certainly hope not
00:04:11But us cowpokes, we take it as a con, right?
00:04:20Can I have a slice, Dad?
00:04:23All right, let me see
00:04:25If I can't muscle you up, please
00:04:49All right, one piece of cake
00:04:50Coming up for my favorite cowgirl
00:04:52Is it your thumb or mine?
00:05:19That's smoke, Janie
00:05:21It's just a fire
00:05:38It's just a fire
00:06:11Let us stay.
00:06:12All right, let us do it.
00:06:13All right, let us do it.
00:06:13Go, go.
00:06:14Back off.
00:06:15You have to do it.
00:07:17My name is Lucy McLean, and I'm an active contributor to the well-being of my community.
00:07:23Repair skills.
00:07:24I enjoy participating in the Young Piper Association, which keeps me active.
00:07:29Science skills.
00:07:31Obviously, mine are nothing compared to my dad's, but I always relish a challenge.
00:07:36Speech skills.
00:07:37My primary passion is teaching American history with a focus on ethics.
00:07:41I also participate in gymnastics club, fencing team C, intermediate phys ed, and I dabble
00:07:52in riflery.
00:07:54So, I'm not very good.
00:07:58In my personal time, I enjoy taking walks and watching movies with my dad.
00:08:03Gardening, also with my dad.
00:08:05And participating in my family book club.
00:08:08We're still trying to get my brother on board.
00:08:10He'll come around when he's ready.
00:08:13My reproductive organs are intact, my hygiene well-maintained, and yet I have been unable
00:08:19to find a suitable marriage partner.
00:08:22At least, what I'm not related to.
00:08:24And we have rules about that for a reason.
00:08:27So, it is with sound mind and body that I hereby submit my application to the council
00:08:33to participate in the triennial trade with Vault 32.
00:08:36Let the moon break your heart.
00:08:51You're the only one I've ever loved.
00:09:15You're the only one I've ever loved.
00:09:46It feels a little tight.
00:09:48Won't be for long.
00:09:49On my wedding night, that dress got off almost as fast as Bert did.
00:09:56Oh, my gosh.
00:09:58After 10 years old cousin stuff, I'm definitely excited for the real thing.
00:10:02Hello, Lucy.
00:10:04I am just excited for us to raise our kids together.
00:10:21I am just excited for the
00:10:35room for the room.
00:10:36.
00:10:37.
00:10:40.
00:10:41.
00:10:41.
00:10:41.
00:10:58My little sugar thaw.
00:11:05Gosh, you look just like your mother.
00:11:09Yeah, I wish she was here.
00:11:12Me too.
00:11:14Were you scared?
00:11:16When you married Mom?
00:11:18Me?
00:11:19Terrified.
00:11:21Well, I'd never stepped foot outside Vault 31.
00:11:25When did it go away?
00:11:28The moment I met your mother.
00:11:38From that moment on, Vault 31 was a distant memory to me.
00:11:44Oh, Basir?
00:11:47It's time.
00:12:11It must be nerve-wracking.
00:12:13My husband could be anybody.
00:12:14I'm aware.
00:12:16And that's for his looks?
00:12:17Who knows?
00:12:17Big butt?
00:12:18No butt?
00:12:19But of course, it's just superficial concerns.
00:12:21It's what's on the inside that counts.
00:12:22That's right.
00:12:23And in that respect, it could be a cannibal or just like Cran.
00:12:25What's yours?
00:12:26Norman?
00:12:27Sorry, Dad.
00:12:41Gatekeeper.
00:12:50Gate.
00:12:52Gate.
00:13:12Honestly?
00:13:13Textbook Tumblr jam.
00:13:13It's all well and good for kids, but it's not a sustainable long-term sexual practice, you know?
00:13:20Yeah, I know.
00:14:00Welcome, neighbors from Vault 32.
00:14:03I am Hank McLean, overseer of Vault 33.
00:14:08Lee Moldaver, overseer of 32.
00:14:11Thank you. Thank you for your hospitality.
00:14:15We were sorry to hear of overseer Jackson's passing in your telegrams.
00:14:20When blight hit our wheat, we lost a lot of good people.
00:14:23But this trade will help us get back on our feet.
00:14:26Yes. As arranged, we offer you seed and parts for machinery.
00:14:32In exchange, we offer you a brooder.
00:14:36So, who am I marrying?
00:14:50I'm Lucy. Do you have a name?
00:14:54Monzie.
00:15:00Lucky.
00:15:10Who do you suppose I really love?
00:15:19Who do you suppose I believe?
00:15:32So, what's your sperm count?
00:15:39Uh...
00:15:39Your vault's doctor must check every physical, no?
00:15:43Sperm is pretty important in perpetuating America.
00:15:51Good evening and welcome to the proud denizens of Vault 32.
00:16:05We are bonded, not just as neighbors, but by a shared duty.
00:16:13To keep the candle of civilization lit
00:16:16while the rest of the world has been cast into darkness.
00:16:22Soon, if our measurements are correct,
00:16:27radiation levels on the surface are dropping fast enough
00:16:30that the next generation, Lucy and Monty's children,
00:16:36will be able to recolonize.
00:16:47Well, after 200 years,
00:16:50we don't know much about what's up there.
00:16:54Desperation, violence, lawlessness.
00:16:58These survivors will need to be shown a better way.
00:17:04I'll admit, I'm sometimes afraid
00:17:07that mean old world will change us instead.
00:17:12But then I look at my daughter.
00:17:15And such a beautiful bride.
00:17:17And her new husband.
00:17:19And I am not afraid.
00:17:22I feel hope.
00:17:27To Lucy McLean,
00:17:28and to this marriage,
00:17:30and to hope!
00:17:36Who can explain it?
00:17:40Who can tell you why?
00:17:45Who'll give you reason?
00:17:50Wise men never try.
00:17:58Some enchanted evenings,
00:18:03When you find your own love,
00:18:10When you feel her call you,
00:18:14Let's dance.
00:18:17Across the crowd,
00:18:22Then fly to her side,
00:18:46Show me to my new home.
00:18:47Show me to my new home.
00:18:56This is us.
00:19:06Oh, isn't it great?
00:19:08Every big moment of our lives
00:19:10Is going to happen right here.
00:19:14Picture the Christmas mornings around the tree.
00:19:17We have everything with the hand-me-downs,
00:19:20An icebox, a blender,
00:19:21They even gave us...
00:19:27Huh.
00:19:32Okie dokie.
00:19:33Just keep that coffee hot.
00:19:35Keep it hot.
00:19:36Be sure you make a lot.
00:19:39I'll make a lot.
00:19:39Your coffee hits the spot.
00:19:42And it's a spot.
00:19:43So keep that coffee hot.
00:19:45So keep it hot.
00:19:46I love your coffee hot.
00:19:49I love your coffee.
00:19:49So keep that coffee hot.
00:19:57She's good.
00:20:14So keep that coffee hot.
00:20:16I love you.
00:20:17Thank you, Matt.
00:20:17She's good.
00:20:19She's good.
00:20:20I love your coffee hot.
00:21:51Huh?
00:22:43You're on the surface.
00:22:52Rainers.
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