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Keep Your Ring, I'm President Now Isode 2026
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00:00:11Who are you?
00:00:12My name's Connor, ma'am. I came to get you out of here.
00:00:16Save yourself. This place is gonna blow.
00:00:19No can do, ma'am. Hold on.
00:00:23I got you.
00:00:44Dad?
00:00:45Sweetie, I am so glad you're safe.
00:00:52Captain Connor Mitchell, it is my honor to award you
00:01:00the National Medal of Valor for saving my daughter.
00:01:04Thank you, sir.
00:01:05Please, call me Jim.
00:01:08Yes, sir.
00:01:10And probably owe you an apology.
00:01:13To keep this mission secret, we did have to fake your death.
00:01:18I hope you understand.
00:01:19Of course, sir.
00:01:20Now, something new has popped up on our radar, off the coast of Tarkev.
00:01:25I want you, as the commanding officer, to take that threat out.
00:01:30I'm sorry, sir. I think I've seen enough action for a while.
00:01:35How about a different kind of action?
00:01:39Marry me.
00:01:41You would make a fine couple.
00:01:44I'm flattered, but I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to turn you both down for now.
00:01:49I have a loyal woman waiting for me at home, and she doesn't know I'm alive.
00:01:54Well, if you'll excuse me, I have the perfect way to show her that I am.
00:02:01Oh, my.
00:02:04Well, good luck, sir.
00:02:07Thank you, sir.
00:02:15Tandy?
00:02:17Connor.
00:02:19They told me you died. Oh, my God.
00:02:22Stuart, you were supposed to be my best friend.
00:02:26I... Connor...
00:02:27Is that for me?
00:02:33No.
00:02:34This was a mistake.
00:02:35Oh, wait, Connor, Connor.
00:02:36Stuart was just, um, consoling me during my grief.
00:02:42We didn't know.
00:02:44Please forgive me.
00:02:46I'm so sorry.
00:02:49I will marry you.
00:02:52Sure?
00:02:54Yes, of course.
00:02:58That look.
00:02:59I should have known then, but Tandy and I had been together for five years, and I loved her with
00:03:04every fiber of my being.
00:03:06I wanted to forgive her.
00:03:12For the next six months, I did everything in my power to make Tandy happy.
00:03:19I took care of her every need.
00:03:23Waited on her hand and foot.
00:03:28Even swore I'd never accept another mission again.
00:03:34But the only thing she seemed to care about were expensive dinners with Stuart and his luxury gifts.
00:03:38Oh, you're too sweet.
00:03:44Stuart!
00:03:46Oh, my God.
00:03:51Oh, wow.
00:03:55When President Maverick awarded me an incredible fortune for saving his daughter, I thought I could finally fix things.
00:04:04I spent every dime buying Tandy's dream house.
00:04:08Thanks again.
00:04:10I appreciate it.
00:04:15Stop it.
00:04:16Tandy, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:04:19Can you make it quick?
00:04:21Stuart and I are running late.
00:04:23Yeah, look, I have a surprise for you.
00:04:27Connor, what is this?
00:04:31What is this, a timeshare?
00:04:33Can you take a page out of Stuart's book and be a little more responsible with your money?
00:04:37I mean, Jesus Christ.
00:04:40Oh, Stuart!
00:04:42I just gave her everything she ever wanted.
00:04:44She threw it away.
00:04:48Tandy, what the hell?
00:04:50While we're out, can you make yourself useful and clean up this place?
00:04:54Please?
00:05:02More and more, it seems like there's only one thing that I can give Tandy that she'll truly appreciate.
00:05:12Mr. President.
00:05:13Captain Mitchell.
00:05:14I need you to reconsider taking the lead on this mission.
00:05:19We just got new intel that the Sakani Network is planning a deadly attack on our nation's capital.
00:05:25And unfortunately, our point man is just not up to the job.
00:05:30Connor, your country needs you.
00:05:33I swore to Tandy I'd never accept another mission.
00:05:36But does that even matter anymore?
00:05:45I have to go, sir.
00:05:46It's an emergency.
00:05:54God damn it.
00:05:55Oh, jeez.
00:05:58Dad!
00:05:59You're not supposed to be getting out of bed by yourself!
00:06:02Oh, I can't...
00:06:04Oh, jeez.
00:06:09Here you go, Tom.
00:06:11Thanks, Connor.
00:06:13Great.
00:06:14Now we're going to be late.
00:06:16Thanks a lot, Dad.
00:06:18You're welcome.
00:06:20Split fart.
00:06:23So, have you two set a wedding date yet?
00:06:29You know, the only reason I'm still kicking is so I can walk Tandy down the aisle into your arms.
00:06:33You know that, right?
00:06:35Yeah, I know.
00:06:36Connor, who was it that looked after you after your parents, uh...
00:06:58You and Tandy were inseparable.
00:07:00The moment I brought you in, you too.
00:07:05Son, give her another shot.
00:07:07She'll come around.
00:07:08I know it.
00:07:22Okay, Tom.
00:07:24I'll give her one more shot.
00:07:26I think there's really something you should...
00:07:29Tam!
00:07:30Oh, my God.
00:07:32Connor, Connor, I'm so sorry, my darling.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:35I thought you were a coat rack.
00:07:39Oh, honey.
00:07:39Can you be a deer?
00:07:41And can you make up the guest bed?
00:07:43If Stuart is too drunk to drive home, I will call him an Uber, but he's not staying in our
00:07:48guest bed.
00:07:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:55The guest bed is for you.
00:08:04Are you kidding me?
00:08:06Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:08:08Honey, don't be rude.
00:08:10Stuart is our guest.
00:08:12You know how uncomfortable that guest bed is?
00:08:14Other bed is our bed.
00:08:17Don't fight.
00:08:19Listen, I'll take an Uber home.
00:08:20It's fine.
00:08:21No, no, no, no, no, I can't.
00:08:23I can't let you spend all that money on an Uber.
00:08:27I mean, besides, it's my fault that you just got so drunk.
00:08:32Connor doesn't mind.
00:08:34Right?
00:08:36Right?
00:08:38Do whatever you want.
00:08:40Oh, pretty.
00:08:42President.
00:08:45Cheers.
00:08:47Sir, I'm so sorry about cutting things short before.
00:08:50Don't sweat it, soldier.
00:08:53But I still need an answer from you.
00:08:55I accept, sir.
00:08:58Captain Connor Mitchell reporting for duty.
00:09:01Connor!
00:09:04Did you just accept another mission?
00:09:07You promised me that you would never deploy again.
00:09:10You tell whoever is on that phone that you have someone at home to take care of.
00:09:14Not a chance.
00:09:15I'm done with your bullshit, Tandy.
00:09:18I'm deploying and that's final.
00:09:21The last time you left me, they made me believe that you were dead.
00:09:26You have a home.
00:09:28A fiance to take care of.
00:09:30And not to mention, my father.
00:09:33Did you forget about him?
00:09:34Don't pretend this is about Tom.
00:09:36This is about you.
00:09:36It's always about you.
00:09:38You never asked me once what I want.
00:09:41How I feel.
00:09:43You don't need a husband.
00:09:44You need a butler.
00:09:48If you accept this mission, the engagement is off.
00:09:53I am so serious.
00:09:55She hasn't even pretended like we're engaged since I put that ring on her finger.
00:10:02Like I said, sir, I accept.
00:10:06Don't you dare ignore me.
00:10:10Did he just hang up on me?
00:10:13Do you know who you just hung up on?
00:10:18What could be more important than your future wife?
00:10:21The president of the United States.
00:10:24That's who.
00:10:24Let's talk about this tomorrow.
00:10:26Yeah, sure.
00:10:27I'll go make sure you and Stuart are comfortable together in my bed.
00:10:31What are you talking about?
00:10:34I am sleeping in the guest bed with you.
00:10:38Really?
00:10:39I told you, Stuart and I are just friends.
00:10:43How many times do I have to say it?
00:10:44Jesus.
00:10:45After all this time I've tried to make up for my mistakes, you still don't trust me.
00:10:51Oh, God.
00:10:55She's right, you know, it's not healthy to bottle up all this anger.
00:11:01Sorry, I can't just let go of you sleeping with my fiancee.
00:11:05So what?
00:11:06You hate me because I comforted Tandy in her time of need?
00:11:12You should be thanking me.
00:11:14Thanking you?
00:11:17Yeah, man.
00:11:18I comforted Tandy from the back, the front, her mouth.
00:11:26And don't worry, I'll make sure she's real comfortable when you're deployed.
00:11:40As much as I'd like to teach Stuart a lesson, he's not worth it.
00:11:43Neither of them are.
00:11:45God!
00:11:47What the hell?
00:11:49Did you hit him?
00:11:50No.
00:11:52If I had hit Stuart, you'd have to carry him out on a stretcher.
00:11:55Bullshit!
00:11:56This jarhead tried his best, but I narrowly dodged him.
00:11:59Are you out of your mind?
00:12:00Where is this jealousy coming from?
00:12:04Connor, why are you doing this?
00:12:07Don't leave me again!
00:12:08I know you've slept with Stuart.
00:12:11Or sleeping with Stuart.
00:12:13That's absurd.
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I told you, Stuart was just comforting me.
00:12:19He was just being a friend.
00:12:20Of course she'd deny it.
00:12:22Even though it's right in my face.
00:12:24Enjoy my bed, Stuart.
00:12:26I'm out of here.
00:12:27Connor, don't leave me!
00:12:28I'm talking to you!
00:12:31God.
00:12:34Your father's having a heart attack.
00:12:38Come on.
00:12:39Come on.
00:12:40Put your arm around me.
00:12:46He is always falling.
00:12:49He should learn that he can't walk to the bathroom himself.
00:12:52Tandy, move.
00:12:53Not until you apologize to Stuart and I.
00:12:56Tandy, your father is dying.
00:12:58Dad, tell Connor to calm down
00:13:01and to deal with his bullshit like a real man.
00:13:03Son, don't go.
00:13:05Connor, don't leave me.
00:13:06See?
00:13:06Fine, Tandy, fine, okay?
00:13:08We can talk about this at the hospital.
00:13:10Move!
00:13:11God damn it.
00:13:12You're not going anywhere.
00:13:13I will not tolerate slander.
00:13:15I don't have time for this.
00:13:20I tried to warn you.
00:13:22He's a violent man, Tandy.
00:13:24All he knows how to do is fight and kill.
00:13:27Tandy, your father is in serious danger right now, okay?
00:13:30He needs you.
00:13:32Come with us, please.
00:13:34My arm!
00:13:35I think it's broken!
00:13:37Tandy.
00:13:38Tandy.
00:13:39Who do you love me now?
00:13:47You hadn't gotten Major Nelson here so quickly,
00:13:49or if you hadn't been a donor match,
00:13:51well,
00:13:53it's a miracle that he's still here.
00:13:55You saved his life.
00:14:02Where's Tandy?
00:14:04Oh, she chose the other guy, huh?
00:14:08Oh, shit.
00:14:09To be fair,
00:14:11Stuart is a fairly convincing whiner.
00:14:18All right.
00:14:21Relax, Major.
00:14:23I'm not going to leave Tandy.
00:14:26I'm not going to leave you, little one, are you?
00:14:28Listen to me, Connor.
00:14:31I loved you like you're my old son.
00:14:35You know, I told you to give her another shot,
00:14:39but after what she pulled tonight,
00:14:42I just want you to be happy.
00:14:45Can you do that for me?
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:51Thanks, Tom.
00:14:53Always consider you my father.
00:14:55You know that?
00:14:56Look,
00:14:58I got to be honest about something.
00:15:02I accepted another mission
00:15:05directly from the president,
00:15:06and I got to deploy in a couple days.
00:15:10I'm really proud of you, Connor.
00:15:13I'm really proud of you.
00:15:16Tandy, take the news.
00:15:18You must have liked that one.
00:15:20To be honest,
00:15:21I don't know if Tandy would care if I lived or died.
00:15:28Tandy?
00:15:32Connor, wait!
00:15:35You think I don't care if you live or die?
00:15:38Connor, I'm sorry.
00:15:43I'm so sorry
00:15:45that you feel that way.
00:15:46Look at me.
00:15:48Let's just go home.
00:15:50Okay?
00:15:50We'll talk about this later.
00:15:53Unbelievable.
00:15:55Connor.
00:15:56Connor, I'm sorry, okay?
00:15:59I'll go home.
00:16:02My home, that is.
00:16:05My home, that is.
00:16:06My home, that is.
00:16:09My home, that is.
00:16:10What?
00:16:12Connor!
00:16:13I'm ready for breakfast!
00:16:16Connor!
00:16:21Jesus Christ.
00:16:24Where are my keys?
00:16:29Connor.
00:16:33Oh, hey.
00:16:36Don't forget these.
00:16:38Thanks.
00:16:42I love you.
00:16:43I love you more.
00:16:44Not possible.
00:16:46Definitely possible.
00:16:50Come back quickly.
00:16:52I'll be at just 30.
00:16:58Oh, God!
00:17:01Come on, I'll get ready.
00:17:03Why did you get so heavy?
00:17:04Oh, God!
00:17:07You've told me not to try this on my own.
00:17:11Is Connor here to change my catheter?
00:17:14Or do you want to change my catheter?
00:17:16No!
00:17:17No!
00:17:17Not cancer!
00:17:20I'm just kidding, Tandy.
00:17:23Shit.
00:17:25Come on, Connor.
00:17:27Please pick up.
00:17:28I need you.
00:17:30Come on, come on.
00:17:33Oh!
00:17:34Oh, Connor!
00:17:37Oh, please pick up, please pick up, please pick up.
00:17:45Hello?
00:17:45Captain Mitchell.
00:17:47We are thrilled to have you leading this mission.
00:17:50In fact, we are honoring all the members of the Strike Force team at a state dinner tonight.
00:17:57I'd like you to be there as the guest of honor.
00:17:59I'll be there, sir.
00:18:00Excellent.
00:18:01I'll see you this evening.
00:18:04Though I'll have to get my dress uniform from Tandy's house.
00:18:14Oh, Connor!
00:18:15Connor, where have you been?
00:18:16I missed you.
00:18:18Hey!
00:18:20The kitchen is a mess.
00:18:22None of my clothes are dry cleaned.
00:18:24It is like you have not been here.
00:18:26For days.
00:18:27That's because I haven't been here for days.
00:18:30Three days, to be exact.
00:18:32Thanks for noticing, though.
00:18:33Excuse me!
00:18:34Don't give me attitude.
00:18:36Stewart and I have a very important state dinner to attend.
00:18:39For his defense contracting business.
00:18:42Now, be a good fiancé.
00:18:44And clean up!
00:18:45Clean up yourself.
00:18:48Connor!
00:18:49Connor, I'm talking to you!
00:18:50You...
00:18:57The president should be here any moment, sir.
00:19:04Oh, thank you.
00:19:13I told you to look slutty.
00:19:15We can't win contracts from old horny men if you look like a spinster.
00:19:19I told you.
00:19:20Connor didn't do any of my laundry.
00:19:27Is that...
00:19:30This is too rich.
00:19:34Is the brain damage acting up, buddy?
00:19:37I think you might be lost.
00:19:39What are you doing here, Connor?
00:19:41I told you to stay home and clean!
00:19:42I'm here because I was invited.
00:19:46Newsflash, Jarhead.
00:19:48This banquet is for the people who order grunts like you to go over and get killed in the sand.
00:19:55So, why don't you get lost before I call security?
00:19:59Stewart, if you belittle one of my fellow service members again, I'm going to bury you in the sand.
00:20:09Okay, Connor, can you stop embarrassing me and just leave?
00:20:13Please?
00:20:14Like I said, I'm here as someone's guest.
00:20:17Why don't you two go solicit some more generals and let me enjoy my champagne?
00:20:22Rothschild Industries generate billions of dollars in contracts.
00:20:27We practically run the Pentagon.
00:20:30I'm friends with the president's guest of honor.
00:20:33That's right.
00:20:35The gentleman this whole dinner is celebrating happens to be a very close personal friend.
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42I wasn't aware of that.
00:20:43I don't know who pitied you and passed along an invite,
00:20:47but the washed-up, shell-shocked vet has no business here.
00:20:52I'm getting secret service.
00:20:57Captain Mitchell?
00:20:59Hey, lady.
00:21:01Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:02No, I only stick to the good kind of trouble.
00:21:06We have a minute.
00:21:07Sasha.
00:21:12Okay, I take it you're not a fan of my father's.
00:21:16Let's catch up later, Connor.
00:21:18I'd like that.
00:21:24Staying out of trouble these days?
00:21:26The nerve to flirt with a classless slut in front of me.
00:21:30Do you seriously not know who that is?
00:21:32And secondly, you're literally here as Stuart St...
00:21:38How dare you?
00:21:40Are you messing with my woman?
00:21:42Oh, God.
00:21:43Don't worry.
00:21:44I don't want anything to do with her.
00:21:46Wait.
00:21:47Let's see how tough you are when the secret service throw you in an unmarked van.
00:21:52Boys,
00:21:53I really wouldn't listen to him if I were you.
00:21:55Have fun being waterboarded in some black site for the rest of your miserable life.
00:22:00Grab him.
00:22:03What?
00:22:03What are you doing?
00:22:08What are you doing?
00:22:10No, you idiots.
00:22:11Grab him.
00:22:12Why would we kick out the president's guest of honor?
00:22:15Oh, come on, Stuart.
00:22:17You must recognize your close personal friend.
00:22:21No.
00:22:22This must be some kind of mistake.
00:22:23He's...
00:22:24Ladies and gentlemen, my fellow Americans, it gives me great pleasure to celebrate a decorated
00:22:34war hero and a man that I can proudly call my personal friend, Captain Connor Mitchell.
00:22:52Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few days, Captain Mitchell is going to lead a team to take
00:23:00out one of America's most notorious enemies.
00:23:04So I do hope you will all join me in a toast, wishing them good luck and God speak.
00:23:15Thank you, sir.
00:23:20Connor wasn't bluffing.
00:23:22He really is leaving me.
00:23:27Goodbye at last.
00:23:36Well, look who it is.
00:23:39America's favorite army guy.
00:23:42What you doing, army guy?
00:23:43Leaving.
00:23:46On your little mission?
00:23:48Hoorah!
00:23:50What happened to you, Stuart?
00:23:51We used to be best friends.
00:23:53Do you remember that?
00:23:54Or were you always just chasing Tandy?
00:23:58Best friends.
00:24:01You think you're better than everyone else.
00:24:03Actually, I don't think that at all, Stuart.
00:24:05Save the Boy Scout humility.
00:24:08God, you're so great.
00:24:10You think you're some kind of savior, don't you?
00:24:13You're a tool.
00:24:15You know why I could take Tandy from you?
00:24:18Because it was easy.
00:24:20Wow.
00:24:22Well, thanks for sharing.
00:24:24Good news for you, though, is you've never seen me again.
00:24:28Tandy's your problem now.
00:24:29Yeah, give me a break.
00:24:32You're going to be coming, crawling back.
00:24:35Hey, Tandy.
00:24:37Oh, let me make your bed.
00:24:38Can I wipe your dad's ass?
00:24:41Thanks for your service, Major Cuck.
00:24:45Hey, maybe when you're back, you can help take care of my kid, too.
00:24:52This guy can fall in there, Connor.
00:24:53I'm more than a fly, Tom.
00:24:57You take care of yourself.
00:24:58I'm shipping out.
00:25:04What's going on?
00:25:05I just felt the whole house shake.
00:25:07You're good to tom while I'm gone.
00:25:08You understand me?
00:25:12Strong arms, son.
00:25:15Hey, are you okay?
00:25:17Your char-head ex-boyfriend's off to die in some other shithole country.
00:25:23On the bright side.
00:25:24It looks like we have the place to ourselves.
00:25:27What?
00:25:27No, no.
00:25:28We can't let him go.
00:25:29No, come back.
00:25:30What the fuck?
00:25:31Connor, please.
00:25:32Please don't leave me, Connor.
00:25:39Please don't leave me, Connor, please.
00:25:43Stuart, do something.
00:25:45Do something.
00:26:03I swear, that man is God's favorite.
00:26:14Miss Maverick.
00:26:16What are you doing here?
00:26:18Oh, you know, just enjoying the view.
00:26:20Please, call me Sasha.
00:26:24Sorry, Sasha.
00:26:26But it's not safe here.
00:26:28We're not firing blanks.
00:26:31I'd assume nothing less.
00:26:34Carry on.
00:26:48What?
00:26:49Hey!
00:26:50I was just about to level up!
00:26:52Stuart, I can't live like this!
00:26:55Clean up this mess!
00:26:56Me?
00:26:57It's your house, woman?
00:26:59Well, Connor would have cleaned it up by now.
00:27:01Do not compare me to your ex!
00:27:04A deadbeat!
00:27:05I have a big meeting today.
00:27:07You want this place clean?
00:27:09Hire a maid.
00:27:10Give me this.
00:27:11Jesus!
00:27:23So, does the great Captain Mitchell get jitters before a big mission?
00:27:29Well, there's always a chance I won't come home.
00:27:32But if it means saving innocent lives, I won't hesitate.
00:27:37And what if I asked you not to leave?
00:27:41Would you stay?
00:27:46Sasha, I already stopped serving my country once to try and make a relationship work, and
00:27:53I'll never do that again.
00:28:02What was that for?
00:28:04Look.
00:28:06So you come home to me.
00:28:20It wasn't my fault you left.
00:28:22Was it?
00:28:27Where have you been all night?
00:28:31Excuse me, is that a lipstick stain?
00:28:34Uh, relax.
00:28:35Mom.
00:28:36Mom, I was working.
00:28:38Okay, well, before you go to bed, can you just help me around the house for a little bit?
00:28:50Dad!
00:28:51Dad, wake up!
00:28:52Wake up!
00:28:52What?
00:28:53What the?
00:28:53I need you to contact Connor.
00:28:56What?
00:28:56I know you have the connections.
00:28:58Please, please, there's an emergency.
00:29:00It's time for you to call Connor.
00:29:05Hey, don't worry, everyone.
00:29:06I'm here to save you.
00:29:13Captain Mitchell, I got two minutes on this timer.
00:29:16Please tell me you're calling with some directions.
00:29:17Oh, Connor, oh, thank God.
00:29:19Thank God you answered.
00:29:20You have no idea what I've been through.
00:29:22Tandy?
00:29:25Look, Tandy, this isn't really a good time, okay?
00:29:27I'm sort of in the middle of something.
00:29:29What could be more important than your fiancé's happiness?
00:29:32Tandy?
00:29:37Take it, I hate it.
00:29:38You chose Stuart.
00:29:39I moved on.
00:29:40Now, you'll excuse me.
00:29:42I got six seconds until a bomb goes off and we all die.
00:29:46Oh, my God.
00:29:47Did you just say bomb?
00:29:54It's okay.
00:29:56We're safe.
00:29:57Now, let's go!
00:30:00Go, go.
00:30:02Connor, can you hear me?
00:30:04Answer me, answer me, please!
00:30:08Oh, my God.
00:30:12Once again, Captain, the country is in your debt.
00:30:16You earn many more of these, you're going to need to see a chiropractor.
00:30:20I think I can handle it, sir.
00:30:22Good.
00:30:22Now, listen.
00:30:23The conflict between Karzan and Tarkov is starting to heat up.
00:30:28And we need your expertise.
00:30:31Welcome to your first day as presidential advisor, Captain.
00:30:36Why don't we find somewhere private where I can catch you up to speed?
00:30:42Unfortunately, I do have one more loose end I need to tie up first.
00:30:49No, I can't.
00:30:50I can't.
00:30:51You don't feel it.
00:30:52Put that down.
00:30:54I've got a more pressing job for you.
00:30:58Sex with me.
00:31:00Not now, Stuart!
00:31:01Come on.
00:31:02Let me show you how much I love you.
00:31:05Help me clean.
00:31:06That's what Connor would do.
00:31:08That's what Connor would do.
00:31:10He's gone.
00:31:11You chose me.
00:31:13Remember?
00:31:17Is that a helicopter?
00:31:19Connor!
00:31:27Connor!
00:31:28You're back!
00:31:34Connor!
00:31:35I'm so happy you're alive.
00:31:37And you rented a helicopter.
00:31:39For me.
00:31:41Wow, man.
00:31:42That is pathetic.
00:31:44How many VA checks did that cost you?
00:31:46Actually, I'm just here to drop off something for you.
00:31:50Look, I've been thinking a lot lately.
00:31:52And I get it.
00:31:54You taking on that mission and fighting with Stuart.
00:31:58I mean, that weird thing with the timeshare.
00:32:01You were just trying to get my attention.
00:32:03And I was just...
00:32:08Hello, Tandy.
00:32:10This is Sasha.
00:32:11That's her helicopter parked over there.
00:32:14Tandy.
00:32:15Good to meet you.
00:32:17Again.
00:32:18Connor, this is way too far.
00:32:20If you wanted to come back,
00:32:22all you had to do was apologize.
00:32:25You don't have to try and make me jealous by bringing around some cheap whores.
00:32:29I know you're not talking about me.
00:32:31I'm sorry.
00:32:31Do you see a red light on my porch?
00:32:35Wake up, honey.
00:32:36He's not fine.
00:32:38Call me a whore one more time.
00:32:39I dare you.
00:32:42Hey, skank!
00:32:43No one touches my girl.
00:32:49Did you hear that?
00:32:52I'm getting a call.
00:32:55Connor, you're choosing her side?
00:32:58I'm your fiancé.
00:33:00We co-own a house together.
00:33:02No, we don't, Tandy.
00:33:03I bought a new house.
00:33:05I signed this one over to you in full.
00:33:07Consider it a parting gift.
00:33:11You have another house?
00:33:13With what money?
00:33:15A highway overpass doesn't count as a home.
00:33:17Oh, me.
00:33:19Let's go, Stuart.
00:33:25I'm so sorry.
00:33:27I didn't want you to see that side of me.
00:33:30I can usually contain myself, but that woman...
00:33:34What?
00:33:35Never been more attracted to you.
00:33:40Shall we?
00:33:49Uh, why is this empty?
00:33:51I can't sleep without my medication.
00:33:54Right.
00:33:56Connor always refilled them.
00:34:00Well, so long as you're up.
00:34:04Uh, about that...
00:34:05I want to wait till marriage.
00:34:08I'm a traditional girl.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12We've already...
00:34:13That's final.
00:34:13Good night, Stuart.
00:34:33We're...
00:34:35Don't be too long.
00:34:42I need this brought out with dessert.
00:34:46This is worth more than you make in a decade.
00:34:49Don't mess it up.
00:34:52We must go.
00:34:59Because Antar Kev's strategy you pitched to B.P. Bolton was a hit.
00:35:03My dad is thrilled.
00:35:05He should be proud.
00:35:07I'm just glad I can help my country.
00:35:11Captain Humility.
00:35:13Let's go to dinner and celebrate.
00:35:15My treat.
00:35:17I'm in.
00:35:22Mmm.
00:35:24A VIP table in the most exclusive restaurant in the city.
00:35:28Oh, Stuart.
00:35:30This is just spectacular.
00:35:36I told you.
00:35:37Connor could never give you the life you deserve.
00:35:43The salmon?
00:35:44The salmon?
00:35:46The dessert course, remember?
00:35:48Oui, monsieur.
00:35:49I recall.
00:35:51Un petit problème.
00:35:52We are in need of the table.
00:35:56Excuse me.
00:35:57This dipshit is confused.
00:36:00There's another VIP table over there.
00:36:03I'm afraid not, monsieur.
00:36:05We had a very important guest arrive,
00:36:08and we are clearing the entire section.
00:36:11Who could be more important?
00:36:13The whole VIP section?
00:36:25What?
00:36:25Help.
00:36:27This man is a stalker.
00:36:29Someone kick him out before I call the cop.
00:36:31We should just go.
00:36:32Nonsense.
00:36:33This is your favorite restaurant.
00:36:35And look,
00:36:36he brought his little skank around, too,
00:36:38to ruin our evening.
00:36:40Watch your tongue, monsieur.
00:36:42Mademoiselle Maverick is our honored guest.
00:36:46You must go.
00:36:47Now!
00:36:47And where would we sit?
00:36:51Bon appétit.
00:36:55Oh, God.
00:36:57Oh, Stuart.
00:36:59We should just cancel.
00:37:01No.
00:37:02Just wait for dessert.
00:37:04Oh, God.
00:37:14Look.
00:37:15Dandy.
00:37:17Oh, my God.
00:37:25Tandy?
00:37:26Oh, my God.
00:37:26Tandy.
00:37:28I've wanted you from the minute I saw you.
00:37:32Marry me.
00:37:33Stuart, we're right outside the bathrooms.
00:37:35Seriously?
00:37:38Nothing's ever good enough for you, uppity bitch.
00:37:41Oh, what the fuck?
00:37:45Bitch.
00:37:48Connor saved me?
00:37:51Connor, I knew you still loved me.
00:37:54Tandy, that's not what this is, okay?
00:37:57Stuart is dangerous.
00:37:58Can you please drop the Captain America act
00:38:01and just come home?
00:38:02Tandy, you made your choices.
00:38:05Go ahead and live with the consequences.
00:38:12I'm sorry.
00:38:14I feel like dinner's kind of ruined.
00:38:17I still think there's room for dessert.
00:38:20Okay.
00:38:22Yeah, you're right.
00:38:23I made my choice.
00:38:24A better one.
00:38:26I'm with a real man now.
00:38:30Hey, we're getting married.
00:38:33Get down on me, you idiot.
00:38:36Oh, yes.
00:38:37Yes, Stuart.
00:38:38I will marry you.
00:38:49Let's get home and practice for a wedding night.
00:38:51Uh, I actually, actually, oh, God.
00:38:54I have a headache.
00:38:55I'm so bad.
00:38:56But did you or did you not just agree to marry me?
00:38:59Uh, yes.
00:39:00Yes, of course.
00:39:02Of course, bud.
00:39:03Um, you have to get permission from my dad first.
00:39:08You know I'm a traditional girl.
00:39:11Oh, God.
00:39:14What the fuck?
00:39:18You know, it doesn't feel real to me sometimes.
00:39:23This house.
00:39:25This new life.
00:39:27You.
00:39:30Tell me.
00:39:32How did a guy get so lucky?
00:39:35I'm a very thorough researcher, Com.
00:39:38I know why you joined the Marines.
00:39:42To pay for Tom's medical pills and Tandy's education.
00:39:46You're a good, kind man.
00:39:51It's like one of the sexiest qualities in the world.
00:39:54Not to mention you saved my life.
00:39:56I was hoping you weren't going to leave that out.
00:40:08I asked you to marry me the moment we landed on U.S. soil.
00:40:13That was, and is, a very real offer.
00:40:21Um, Connor Mitchell, will you marry me?
00:40:29Sasha, wait.
00:40:31Uh, this doesn't feel right.
00:40:55Sasha Maverick.
00:40:57In just a few short weeks, you've become the light of my life.
00:41:06Will you do me this honor and marry me?
00:41:09You almost gave me a heart attack.
00:41:11I'm sorry.
00:41:14Fuck yes.
00:41:20Well, one of us had to get down on our knee.
00:41:23I wanted it to be me.
00:41:27Cloud, while you're down there, can you do one more thing, Captain?
00:41:33Ma'am, yes ma'am.
00:41:40Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
00:41:44I know we've had our disagreements, uh, no matter what.
00:41:50No, I love you, and I want you to be happy.
00:41:55Yeah, whether that's with Connor, who I love, or that prick.
00:42:06You know, uh, you know how I feel about him.
00:42:10Well, Daniel, yeah, and it's your choice, kiddo.
00:42:16Well, it's your choice.
00:42:20Hey, Connor, tell me I don't have much longer, so I'm just recording some, uh, last wishes for Dandy.
00:42:28It looks like, it's like you have something to tell me.
00:42:32Talk to me.
00:42:34What is it?
00:42:36I met someone, new.
00:42:40Sasha Maverick.
00:42:43Sasha Maverick, the president's daughter?
00:42:46The...
00:42:47God, she's gorgeous.
00:42:50Lucky you.
00:42:52God, way to go, son.
00:42:55So you're not upset?
00:42:57Hell no, man.
00:42:59All this shit my daughter's put you through.
00:43:03Actually, I'm relieved.
00:43:06Good for you.
00:43:10Well, in that case,
00:43:13will you be my best man?
00:43:20I'd be honored.
00:43:24Connor.
00:43:26Good.
00:43:28I want you up and walking for my wedding day.
00:43:30You got that?
00:43:33Yes, sir.
00:43:36Connor.
00:43:38Connor.
00:43:39You're getting married?
00:43:41So I wasn't enough for you, huh?
00:43:44And now you have to torture my dad with your theatrics now, too?
00:43:47Candy, look.
00:43:49I'm sorry that you had to find out this way,
00:43:51but yes, I am engaged.
00:43:53And your father's happy for me.
00:43:57Can I talk to you outside for a second?
00:43:59Now?
00:44:03I wonder, don't leave me with him.
00:44:05I can tell you, huh?
00:44:07Shit.
00:44:09Shit.
00:44:15Tom.
00:44:17I proposed to Tandy, and she said yes, but she insisted I get your blessing, so...
00:44:26No.
00:44:33What?
00:44:34I said no.
00:44:35You deaf and stupid.
00:44:36I said no.
00:44:38Mm-mm, not in a thousand years ago.
00:44:41Tandy, what?
00:44:42Connor, what did I ever do to you, huh?
00:44:45Why are you torturing me like this?
00:44:47Torturing you? I'm just trying to move on with my life.
00:44:50It used to be our life.
00:44:52Tandy, I don't think your new fiancé would appreciate that.
00:44:57No.
00:44:58Stuart!
00:44:59I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:45:02I'm so sorry, baby. Please, please.
00:45:04Tandy, you slept with someone else.
00:45:07And every time I tried to extend an olive branch to you, you threw it back in my face.
00:45:11What do I have to do to show you that I love you, that I've always loved you?
00:45:15Tandy, there's nothing you can do, okay? Do you understand that?
00:45:19Excuse me?
00:45:26Sasha, that's not what it looks like, okay?
00:45:28Actually, yes, it is.
00:45:32Connor and I are in love. We've always been in love!
00:45:38Don't worry, baby.
00:45:39I saw everything.
00:45:40If this deranged slut thinks she can come between us, she's got another thing coming for her.
00:45:46Bring it on, bitch.
00:45:47Tandy, enough!
00:45:48I've moved on!
00:45:49Tandy.
00:45:53No.
00:45:54No, no, no, Connor.
00:45:56Connor, tell me that is fake!
00:45:58Please, Connor, please!
00:46:00Tell me it's not real!
00:46:01Tandy.
00:46:02No, it can't be real!
00:46:04You can't leave me like this!
00:46:08It's over, Tandy.
00:46:10Listen, you old goat.
00:46:13I have one shot left at holding on to Tandy.
00:46:17I can feel her pulling away, and I don't know why.
00:46:20I'm the perfect boyfriend.
00:46:22That's a hoot.
00:46:23I practically raised that kid to be the man he is.
00:46:28Connor is honorable.
00:46:29He's a good person.
00:46:34Hardworking.
00:46:36Unlike you, Stuart.
00:46:39You're a parasite.
00:46:41You're pathetic.
00:46:42I'm not gonna give you a blessing.
00:46:45Tandy hasn't seen it yet, but my girl, she'll come around.
00:46:51Don't have that much longer, but the days I do have,
00:46:54I thank God that I get to see your ass get kicked.
00:47:01And I will.
00:47:03It's pathetic.
00:47:05I leave.
00:47:06You need your time.
00:47:08Connor.
00:47:08No.
00:47:10You won't.
00:47:12You won't.
00:47:13Shut up!
00:47:17I won't.
00:47:39Dad!
00:47:40Dad!
00:47:42Dad!
00:47:42Dad!
00:47:43What happened?
00:47:44I don't know.
00:47:45I was so happy that we were getting married.
00:47:48His heart just came out.
00:47:49What?
00:47:50This is a bitch.
00:47:51No.
00:47:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:55Connor, do something.
00:47:57Do something!
00:47:59You can hear me, yeah?
00:48:02It's okay.
00:48:13I planned on marrying Connor in this church.
00:48:16I never thought I'd be holding my father's funeral here.
00:48:19Major General Tom Nelson was the bravest man I ever knew.
00:48:27He saved people.
00:48:30He saved me.
00:48:32When my parents were killed,
00:48:34he took me in and raised me as his own son.
00:48:39From the day he passed away,
00:48:42he even agreed to be the best man at my wedding.
00:48:47Thank you, Major.
00:48:51I'll never forget what you've done for me.
00:49:13Tom was also a bit of a father to me.
00:49:18He begged me to marry his daughter.
00:49:22Please, he asked.
00:49:25Save her from him.
00:49:32Tom hated you, Connor.
00:49:35He never forgave you for walking out on them to go play soldier.
00:49:41It weakened his poor old heart.
00:49:44Don't lie on Tom's name.
00:49:46You barely even knew him.
00:49:48One other thing Tim,
00:49:49I mean Tom,
00:49:51asked was
00:49:52for us to move up the wedding
00:49:54so that he could see Tandy
00:49:57walk down the aisle
00:49:58into my arms.
00:50:04Well,
00:50:06what do you say, Tandy?
00:50:08Shall we give the dying geezer his final wish?
00:50:12Tandy,
00:50:13are you going to let him talk about your father that way?
00:50:17Come on, Tandy.
00:50:19What do you say?
00:50:28Let's get married, Stuart.
00:50:30As soon as possible.
00:50:32It's what my father
00:50:34would have wanted.
00:50:36This is love, Tandy.
00:50:39Even for you.
00:50:55Congratulations, Captain.
00:50:57Your Krizan-Tarkev strategy worked brilliantly.
00:51:01That's great news, sir.
00:51:05Did you know, though,
00:51:06that Vice President Bolton
00:51:08tried to steal the credit
00:51:10by claiming the idea as his?
00:51:12I have half a mind
00:51:14of forcing his resignation.
00:51:18But you know,
00:51:19Congress would have to ratify this,
00:51:20but, uh,
00:51:22how does Vice President
00:51:23Connor Mitchell strike you?
00:51:25Wait, sir.
00:51:27What?
00:51:27Marry my daughter tomorrow
00:51:30and the job is yours.
00:51:42Well, well, well.
00:51:44This is future Rothschild.
00:51:47Are you ready to rock?
00:51:50I want you so bad.
00:51:56I just can't get into it
00:51:57with Stuart.
00:51:58I miss Connor.
00:52:00I never should have let him go.
00:52:04Oh, yes.
00:52:07Oh, Connor.
00:52:08Yes, Connor.
00:52:09Yes.
00:52:10What the fuck did you just say?
00:52:11Oh, my God.
00:52:13Stuart, Stuart.
00:52:14I'm so sorry.
00:52:15It's just that Connor
00:52:16and I have been together
00:52:17for so long.
00:52:18It was just a reflex.
00:52:19I'm sorry.
00:52:20Tandy,
00:52:21do you still love me?
00:52:23Of course, baby.
00:52:25Of course.
00:52:27Good.
00:52:28Because if you still wanted Connor,
00:52:32it would be really bad for him.
00:52:44Stuart,
00:52:45you got this place
00:52:45looking like I've always dreamed.
00:52:48Would you like to sample the desserts
00:52:49before the reception, sir?
00:52:51Yes, I would.
00:52:53I do not need you
00:52:54busting at the seams
00:52:55on that dress I just bought you.
00:52:56I have investors coming.
00:52:58You are messing up my big day.
00:53:04Connor would never have talked
00:53:06to me like that.
00:53:12Dearly beloved,
00:53:13we are gathered here
00:53:14to witness the union
00:53:15of Stuart Rothschild
00:53:17and Tandy Nelson.
00:53:19If anyone wishes to object,
00:53:22speak up now
00:53:23or forever hold your peace.
00:53:25Come on, Connor.
00:53:26Now would be the perfect time
00:53:27for a big romantic gesture.
00:53:39Excuse me.
00:53:45Connor, you came.
00:53:47If that douchebag objects,
00:53:49I am going to kill him.
00:53:52Not in the house of the Lord.
00:53:54But it's nothing like that.
00:53:55But you will have to relocate.
00:53:57What?
00:53:58The new owner of this venue,
00:54:00his wedding is taking preference here.
00:54:03This is our bad.
00:54:04I should never have rented it to you.
00:54:06Who is the new owner?
00:54:07I'd like to have a word.
00:54:11I'll handle this.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:15I am so sorry
00:54:17we did not know
00:54:18this was the same day
00:54:19as your wedding.
00:54:19You stupid bluesy.
00:54:21Do you enjoy ruining my life?
00:54:23Please, ma'am.
00:54:25You have to vacate
00:54:26the premises now.
00:54:27What?
00:54:28Where are we supposed to go?
00:54:33No.
00:54:35No.
00:54:37No.
00:54:37No.
00:54:37No.
00:54:38No.
00:54:38No.
00:54:39No.
00:54:44Sasha.
00:54:46The day we met,
00:54:47when I carried you
00:54:49from that exploding building,
00:54:50I never would have thought
00:54:52it would have been you
00:54:53who saved me.
00:55:00That's supposed to be me up there.
00:55:02I'm the one Connor loved.
00:55:05Everyone's leaving.
00:55:06Can you hurry this up?
00:55:07Right, right.
00:55:08Do you take this woman
00:55:09to be your lawfully wedded wife?
00:55:11Do we?
00:55:13Tandy Nelson,
00:55:14do you take this man
00:55:16to be your lawfully wedded husband?
00:55:23Tandy,
00:55:24you can answer that.
00:55:29I do.
00:55:31Of course I do.
00:55:33And the power vested in me
00:55:35and I'll pronounce you
00:55:35man and wife,
00:55:37you may kiss the bride.
00:55:47Are we good?
00:55:49More brilliant maneuvering
00:55:51from Vice President Mitchell
00:55:52has averted another
00:55:53disastrous conflict.
00:56:04Wow, drunk again?
00:56:07What's really helping
00:56:08your crow's feet?
00:56:09Connor would have asked
00:56:10why I was upset
00:56:11and tried to fix it.
00:56:14See this?
00:56:16This is dirty laundry.
00:56:17Hi, dirty laundry.
00:56:19Get to work, woman.
00:56:20I never realized
00:56:21how much work
00:56:22Connor actually did
00:56:23around here.
00:56:23When he was deployed,
00:56:24he would even hire
00:56:25a main service for me.
00:56:26I can't live like this.
00:56:27I need you, Connor.
00:56:28I have to get you back.
00:56:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:31No, no, no.
00:56:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:32What's the fuss about?
00:56:33Everything?
00:56:34Okay.
00:56:35No, nothing is okay.
00:56:37Nothing will ever be okay.
00:56:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:56:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:56:42I didn't see Connor.
00:56:44Connor.
00:56:44Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:56:45Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:46It's gonna be all right.
00:56:47I have a big surprise for you.
00:56:50Remember that huge mansion
00:56:51on the blocks?
00:56:52My dream house.
00:56:54I bought it for you.
00:56:56You did?
00:56:57Yeah.
00:57:15Happy birthday, Mr. Vice President.
00:57:30Sorry.
00:57:34Hello?
00:57:35I hate to interrupt your honeymoon,
00:57:36but I'm gonna need you and Sasha
00:57:38back here in D.C. pronto.
00:57:41Yeah, that is kind of an emergency.
00:57:44Yeah.
00:57:45Yes, sir.
00:57:48Sasha, that's your father, right?
00:57:52I think he needs us.
00:57:54I gotta go.
00:58:00Still closing on the property,
00:58:01but we'll have the key soon.
00:58:04Oh, Stuart, this is incredible.
00:58:06I can smell the ocean breeze from here.
00:58:09Mm-hmm.
00:58:14Candy.
00:58:15What are you doing here?
00:58:16Stuart just bought me this house.
00:58:20We don't have time for this.
00:58:22Sasha.
00:58:24Oh, wait, Connor.
00:58:25Connor, wait, I need you, Connor.
00:58:27Yeah, keep walking.
00:58:28I bought this place.
00:58:29No, Connor.
00:58:30Connor.
00:58:34So what do you think, Doc?
00:58:37You're okay, sir.
00:58:38Ah, thanks.
00:58:39Dad, are you okay?
00:58:41I'm fine, sweetie.
00:58:42I'm fine.
00:58:43I think the old ticker is still good
00:58:45for a couple more years,
00:58:46but this has made me realize something.
00:58:50The job of president
00:58:52is a younger man's game.
00:58:54Especially with World War III on the horizon.
00:58:58So I've decided to step down
00:59:01because no one knows
00:59:02the Khrasav-Tarkev conflict
00:59:05better than you.
00:59:09Sir, with all due respect,
00:59:11I could never replace you.
00:59:13I'm not qualified.
00:59:15Are you questioning my judgment?
00:59:17No, sir.
00:59:19I never wanted to be president.
00:59:22And that makes you
00:59:24the perfect man for the job.
00:59:28Congratulations, Connor.
00:59:30Thank you, sir.
00:59:32You too, sweetie.
00:59:40So, General Tuppard,
00:59:43can Rothschild Industries
00:59:44count on your support?
00:59:46I could really use the support these days.
00:59:49I don't know what you did, Stuart,
00:59:51but you certainly pissed somebody off
00:59:52at the top.
00:59:55Nobody else will touch you.
00:59:57Nobody.
00:59:59But how can I say no
01:00:02to a man with such a beautiful wife?
01:00:10We need this contract.
01:00:18Connor wouldn't humiliate me like this
01:00:20in a million years.
01:00:26Do solemnly swear
01:00:27that I will faithfully execute
01:00:29the office of the presidency
01:00:30of the United States of America.
01:00:38Oh, God.
01:00:39What have I done?
01:00:45Oh, Connor.
01:00:46I would have never, ever
01:00:47treated you like that
01:00:48if I'd known how much
01:00:49it hurt you.
01:00:54Breaking news.
01:00:55As his first official act,
01:00:57President Mitchell
01:00:58has ended homelessness.
01:01:02Connor.
01:01:03Caring Connor.
01:01:04Of course that's why you left.
01:01:06You wanted to help your country
01:01:07that's so like you.
01:01:08A real man I'm like.
01:01:16A real man sacrifices.
01:01:18Saves people.
01:01:20Connor.
01:01:21If you ever love me,
01:01:22I know you'll come to save me.
01:01:26Connor.
01:01:35Snelson, I'm your father's
01:01:37estate attorney.
01:01:38We found a recording
01:01:39in his things for you
01:01:40labeled Last Wishes.
01:01:41Out of respect,
01:01:42we felt you should be
01:01:43the first to hear it.
01:01:50My dad made a will?
01:02:02Tandy, my beautiful daughter.
01:02:04I know we've had our
01:02:05disagreements,
01:02:07no matter what.
01:02:08Now we're low to your heart.
01:02:09I want you to be happy.
01:02:11Whether that's with Connor
01:02:12or that prick,
01:02:15Daniel will be on.
01:02:16It's your choice, kiddo.
01:02:18Dad,
01:02:19you were so right
01:02:20about Stuart.
01:02:22I should have never
01:02:23let Connor go.
01:02:29Not in a thousand years.
01:02:31Listen,
01:02:31you old goat,
01:02:32I have one shot
01:02:33left at holding on to Tandy.
01:02:36I can feel her pulling away
01:02:37and I don't know why.
01:02:38The perfect boyfriend.
01:02:39I don't have that much longer,
01:02:42but the days I do have.
01:02:44I thank God
01:02:44that I get to see
01:02:46your ass get kicked.
01:02:47It's pathetic.
01:02:48Oh, nature, doll.
01:02:52No!
01:02:53I don't know.
01:02:55Dad, what happened?
01:02:57He was so happy.
01:02:58I told him
01:02:59I planned on getting married
01:03:00to you
01:03:00and his heart just came out.
01:03:04What do you have there?
01:03:05Hmm?
01:03:07Nothing.
01:03:08You look handsome.
01:03:16I just need to find Connor
01:03:18and apologize.
01:03:19He'll protect me.
01:03:23Hmm?
01:03:24He blocked me?
01:03:32What is this?
01:03:35Going somewhere?
01:03:38Uh, no.
01:03:39No, hey.
01:03:41No, I...
01:03:43I was just...
01:03:44I was just packing up
01:03:46some old clothes.
01:03:48Connor's.
01:03:50Really?
01:03:51Mm-hmm.
01:03:53Oh, gosh.
01:03:56You smell...
01:03:57intoxicating.
01:03:59Mm-hmm.
01:04:00Why don't you...
01:04:02start the shower?
01:04:05Well, yeah.
01:04:06Mm-hmm.
01:04:07I've been pheromone-maxing
01:04:10just for you.
01:04:17I'll be waiting.
01:04:30Oh, Tandy.
01:04:32Tandy, Tandy.
01:04:33All right, my love.
01:04:35The shower is ready for us.
01:04:38My love?
01:04:40Tandy?
01:04:44Tandy?
01:04:46Oh, Tandy.
01:04:47Oh, Tandy.
01:04:48I'm really not in the mood
01:04:49for hide-and-see.
01:04:50Tandy...
01:05:06Tandy, Tandy, Tandy, Tandy.
01:05:07Sorry, ma'am, but this area is restricted.
01:05:09I just need to see Connor.
01:05:11I understand.
01:05:12The president has many, many female admirers.
01:05:15He receives five to ten proposals every day.
01:05:17No, you don't understand. This is an emergency.
01:05:19I'm his fiancée.
01:05:20Uh-huh. And does his wife know?
01:05:24All right. Word from the top. You can go.
01:05:27But no touching, understand?
01:05:29Okay.
01:05:31What do you want?
01:05:32I need to talk to Connor.
01:05:34The president is very busy. He doesn't have time for you.
01:05:37Why don't you run off to your deadbeat man?
01:05:39I can't.
01:05:40It's okay, Sasha. It's okay.
01:05:43Connor.
01:05:47Connor, thank God.
01:05:48What do you want, Tandy?
01:05:50I'm busy preparing for a peace summit.
01:05:54Can we just talk alone, please?
01:05:57No.
01:05:59Anything you can say in front of me, you can say in front of my wife.
01:06:03I made a mistake.
01:06:05Okay, Connor? I shouldn't have even let him in the house.
01:06:07Yeah, no disagreement there.
01:06:10He's not what he seems.
01:06:13He is a very, very bad man.
01:06:16Yes.
01:06:17He definitely is not what he seems.
01:06:19I don't love him, Connor.
01:06:21I love you.
01:06:23I was wrong to let you go, and I am begging you.
01:06:26Please, please forgive me.
01:06:33Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:06:40I know you still love me.
01:06:43We have been in love since we were 16.
01:06:45You can't just let that go.
01:06:47Tandy, you left me no choice.
01:06:49I know I was awful to you, Connor.
01:06:52And I think about that every day.
01:06:54I will do anything if you come back to me.
01:06:59You don't have to cook, you don't have to clean.
01:07:01Anything you want.
01:07:02I mean, you can even keep your little side piece.
01:07:06Tandy, I only have room in my heart for one woman.
01:07:10My wife.
01:07:11And she's not a side piece.
01:07:13Do you really not love me anymore, Connor?
01:07:16Connor, look me in the eyes and say it.
01:07:20Tandy, I...
01:07:24I think it's time for you to leave.
01:07:27The recording.
01:07:28If he knew the trouble I'm in, I know he'd save me.
01:07:31Uh, wait, I have something to show you.
01:07:34It's...
01:07:34God, it was...
01:07:35It's right here.
01:07:37It has to be right here.
01:07:38Where is it?
01:07:38Where is it?
01:07:39This will change everything.
01:07:40I'm going to find it.
01:07:42Wait.
01:07:42No, no, no.
01:07:43Connor, Connor, wait.
01:07:44Wait, I hear this, please.
01:07:45You don't get it.
01:07:46You don't understand.
01:07:56Oh, Stuart.
01:07:59Oh, my God.
01:08:00Uh, you...
01:08:01You scared me.
01:08:02Why don't we have a special night?
01:08:05You and I.
01:08:06Take a seat.
01:08:09Of course, Starlight.
01:08:11Mm.
01:08:14Looking for something?
01:08:22Give it a listen.
01:08:27Tandy, Tandy, sweeter than candy
01:08:30Makes me feel dandy
01:08:31Without her, I wouldn't be a Mandy
01:08:35Tie her up and throw her in the back of a Vandy
01:08:42Are you...
01:08:43Are you feeling well, Stuart?
01:08:45I'm great.
01:08:47There's a big peace conference coming up
01:08:50With a bunch of political big shots
01:08:53Even though Rothschild Industries is in the shitter
01:08:58You can get me in
01:09:00And when you do
01:09:02I can finally get revenge
01:09:09On your backs
01:09:19I appreciate you gentlemen
01:09:20Being here today
01:09:21At this peace summit
01:09:22I adopt
01:09:24Find the much agreement is on
01:09:26Mr. President
01:09:28Not with those war-hungry
01:09:30Arquivians
01:09:32Please, gentlemen
01:09:33Take a seat
01:09:36How's it going?
01:09:39With the amount of tension in this room
01:09:40I wouldn't be surprised
01:09:41If these guys start throwing hands
01:09:46Identification and invitations
01:09:47Do you know who this is?
01:09:51This is Tandy Nelson
01:09:53President Mitchell's ex-wife
01:09:55And baby mama
01:09:58Look
01:10:00I didn't realize the president had a baby mama
01:10:04Well, for now
01:10:05Neither does TMZ
01:10:07But we can change that
01:10:09If you don't let us through
01:10:18You all this?
01:10:20I told you that would work
01:10:21This is a bad idea, Stuart
01:10:24Shut up
01:10:25My fellow esteemed leaders
01:10:27We are gathered here today
01:10:29As the world is on the brink of war
01:10:34An avoidable war
01:10:38That obviously
01:10:41We would like to
01:10:44Avoid
01:10:45Excuse me
01:10:48I know that
01:10:50That peace is
01:10:52Is not easy
01:10:55Oh, brother
01:10:56This guy sucks
01:11:00Stuart
01:11:02How'd you get in here?
01:11:04Oh, I'll tell you how
01:11:05It was actually very easy
01:11:07You see
01:11:07President Mitchell's security
01:11:10Is weak
01:11:13How do you suppose
01:11:14You're going to keep peace
01:11:16When you couldn't even keep
01:11:17Your engagement together?
01:11:20That's right
01:11:22I am sleeping with President's ex
01:11:24Stop it, Stuart
01:11:26Stop it
01:11:26Stuart
01:11:27This is a peace summit
01:11:29Not a reality TV show
01:11:31You've met my current wife, haven't you?
01:11:34Now
01:11:35Now there's a reason to go to war, gentlemen
01:11:38Not some
01:11:39Silly disagreement about
01:11:41Mineral rights
01:11:44Shut up!
01:11:45Stop laughing!
01:11:47Laugh at him, not me
01:11:48They're laughing at you, Stuart
01:11:51Because you have no power here
01:11:53Now here's what's going to happen
01:11:56Secret service is going to arrest you
01:11:57And you're going to spend the next ten years
01:12:00In an army black site
01:12:03See?
01:12:04Now that's funny
01:12:07Not as funny as a bullet in your face
01:12:09He's losing his mind, Connor
01:12:11Run!
01:12:12Shut up!
01:12:12Oh, God!
01:12:13Oh, God!
01:12:21Don't come any closer
01:12:23Not one move
01:12:25I want my government contracts reissued
01:12:27And I want you to resign
01:12:29Or
01:12:30Tandy
01:12:32It's lead
01:12:33Sir, we might have a shot
01:12:35But there's a chance a civilian
01:12:36Stand down
01:12:37Sir!
01:12:37Stand down
01:12:41Sasha
01:12:42I'm sorry
01:12:44But I have to do this
01:12:46If something goes wrong
01:12:47Just know I love you
01:12:49I know you do
01:12:57Stand down
01:12:58Stand down
01:13:02Stuart
01:13:04Wait that gun at me, okay?
01:13:06I'm the one you hate
01:13:07You made her hate me
01:13:09She won't even look at me
01:13:11She won't fuck me anymore, man
01:13:14It's your fault
01:13:16I had the love of my life taken from me
01:13:20My bed
01:13:22My house
01:13:24You did that, Stuart
01:13:27But there is one difference between you and I
01:13:29I don't think you have the guts to pull that trigger
01:13:32And me
01:13:35I've done it a thousand times
01:13:38No!
01:13:38No, no, no
01:13:39He'll do it
01:13:40He'll do it, Connor
01:13:41He killed my father
01:13:43What?
01:13:50Whoa
01:13:51Mr. President
01:13:53Sorry
01:13:55Forgiveness
01:13:56You killed Tom
01:14:26Oh, Connor
01:14:27Connor, you saved me
01:14:29I knew you still loved me
01:14:32Don't kid yourself, Tandy
01:14:35I was just doing my civic duty
01:14:39It's alright
01:14:42Stand down
01:14:43Stand down
01:14:53Sorry about that
01:14:56Interruption
01:14:58No
01:15:00You know
01:15:01You know what?
01:15:02You two want peace
01:15:04The world demands peace
01:15:08And if anyone tries to fuck that up
01:15:11They're going to have to deal with me
01:15:15Thank you all for your time today
01:15:30President Connor Mitchell
01:15:32It is my pleasure
01:15:34To award you
01:15:36The War Peace Prize
01:15:38For your incredible diplomacy
01:15:40Between Prezan and Tarkev
01:15:48Congratulations.
01:15:51You're wrong.
01:15:53Connor still loves me.
01:15:54I can feel it.
01:15:58You gotta let him go, sweetheart.
01:16:00No. No. He just has to finish his job for his country.
01:16:04And then he'll come back to me.
01:16:05I know it.
01:16:07You'll all see.
01:16:09No. No. He just has to finish his job for his country.
01:16:17Congratulations.
01:16:18Appreciate it.
01:16:22However,
01:16:25all credit is really due
01:16:27to my beautiful wife.
01:16:29The mastermind behind the truth.
01:16:39I have a message for the world.
01:16:43Peace
01:16:44is not easy.
01:16:47Sometimes it requires
01:16:48letting go.
01:16:51Setting aside
01:16:52old baggage
01:16:54and moving forwards
01:16:56towards a new,
01:16:58better world.
01:17:13I'll see you next time.
01:17:14I'll see you next time.
01:17:15Bye.
01:17:15Bye.
01:17:15Bye.
01:17:17Bye.
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