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📖 Synopsis: Hopelessly inexperienced in love and dating, she turns to her highly experienced, incredibly handsome best friend to teach her the "rules of attraction." But what starts as harmless lessons in flirting and intimacy quickly ignites a burning, undeniable chemistry. As the boundaries blur and the lessons get more intense, they realize the ultimate lesson is how to fall in love without losing their friendship.
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📖 Synopsis: Hopelessly inexperienced in love and dating, she turns to her highly experienced, incredibly handsome best friend to teach her the "rules of attraction." But what starts as harmless lessons in flirting and intimacy quickly ignites a burning, undeniable chemistry. As the boundaries blur and the lessons get more intense, they realize the ultimate lesson is how to fall in love without losing their friendship.
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring.
00:00:22You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am.
00:00:36I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:13I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52All right.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school
00:03:48you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No.
00:05:59No way.
00:06:00Now the queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Haley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think that you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:46That's it!
00:10:08That's it!
00:10:08One thing.
00:10:09No, I don't care.
00:10:09Oh, there's no racial sire.
00:10:10The whole rut of the world.
00:10:10No, I'm sorry.
00:10:11You're a torn sire.
00:10:13I'm sorry.
00:10:13No, I'm sorry.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't.
00:10:19I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, I know.
00:10:54A lot of the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:33Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:09What are you doing?
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:23Oh, my God.
00:12:33Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:38Oh, my God.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:13:06Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop.
00:13:34Stop.
00:13:35Get off me.
00:13:37Get off me.
00:13:41Get off me.
00:13:42Get off me.
00:13:43Get off me.
00:13:45Get off me.
00:13:47Get off me.
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Anybody's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do, do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56What?
00:15:57Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:10Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Fail.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:10Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way,
00:19:36Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Pick that you're gonna record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here,
00:20:20because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:23You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:11My boyfriend actually
00:21:15Well he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23Maybe you got to do it nice to them
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:33So
00:21:33Not that annoying
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though
00:22:05I understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12I don't see
00:22:14How you touch him like this
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:29No, no, my
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you a little slow on the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:21Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:05Oh, you
00:25:06Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27What would you know each other more?
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though
00:25:32Like, uh
00:25:33How close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:39But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59Eh, I did well
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32Where we left off
00:26:34Or
00:26:34Maybe trust me too
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if we want
00:27:32Hey Dave, I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53Oh shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh
00:28:07Yeah
00:28:08Yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:10Okay, nice
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Hey, Jake
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:45Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06He was in a real car accident
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't do this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh, shit
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:09Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem
00:30:15We don't have a problem
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:22To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:38What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah
00:30:44Just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my God
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God
00:32:51Wow
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:03Put me down
00:33:03Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:25We're not that different
00:33:26And if you'd realize
00:33:27And give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:34I might say yes
00:33:37Jen
00:33:38You want to go to prom
00:33:40With me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:43With me?
00:33:44We're both hot
00:33:45And we're both rich
00:33:46And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:50How romantic
00:33:51I think I'll pass
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:33:58Oh, here they come
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:24He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:39Jeez
00:34:40Jeez
00:34:41God
00:34:46Here, I'll get it
00:34:47Yeah, I'll get it
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:57I do care
00:35:03Haley, I...
00:35:17Don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch
00:35:34The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37You were watching me?
00:35:38Just...
00:35:38Just don't go to prom a check
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04Obviously I do
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:17Hey, look
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom
00:36:21Alright, I promise
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:32Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:34Hey, Hal
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again
00:36:37For the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was
00:36:44So
00:36:45Sexy
00:36:47You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Here, I'm wrong
00:36:52Uh, hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom
00:37:03Oh, shit
00:37:05Oh, shit
00:37:07Oh, shit
00:37:07Oh, shit
00:37:12Oh
00:37:12Oh
00:37:14Oh, my God
00:37:22Stop, guys, stop it
00:37:25Stop, stop
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:41oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry hayley rock that's detention after school don't be late
00:38:06what are you doing here can we keep you company that's the least i could do if you saved my
00:38:14yesterday the locker thing that was an accident oh sure so uh you and you and jake huh no he
00:38:27lied
00:38:28about that i don't know why though good you know father that asshole every time he looks at you
00:38:35makes me sick to my stomach thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom okay fine i won't
00:38:53because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:58okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:30sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no what it always has to be
00:39:35about her doesn't it
00:39:40they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:33jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:48yeah you don't know about the
00:41:03hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:26thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't
00:41:32can't why i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:43and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:55you know cool if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:42:03okay okay i i get it
00:42:08you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that oh my god thank you
00:42:19oh my god you're a miracle worker
00:42:28oh what is taking so long you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella it's emma whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:49oh morning valley whore how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard when can we be together in person guacamole wizard i want you so badly
00:43:22i dream about you touching me oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:30yeah
00:43:31hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:03oh no it wasn't me it was that kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:13no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15hey everyone i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jake
00:44:59hey
00:45:01now's the time
00:45:03tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:08who's guacamole wizard
00:45:11here you go
00:45:14oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:18oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:23why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:29jake is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:36it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:45oh
00:45:45oh
00:45:48oh
00:45:50all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:57that's all him
00:45:58okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and defaced school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:12it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14jesus
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:22who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:24and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29not over my dead body
00:46:31oh because you like that hailey girl
00:46:34i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36no no please don't
00:46:37please
00:46:38then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:40max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:55message him
00:46:56just do it just do it
00:47:01you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:11i could never think that
00:47:16but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:29if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:42okay
00:47:43you got this haley
00:47:45just take a deep breath
00:47:46you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:55thank you
00:47:56thank you mom
00:48:06you
00:48:16i'm glad you came
00:48:17you look so pretty
00:48:18Hi. Hey, Max. Your house is gorgeous. I mean...
00:48:23Nah, it's just my parents' blood money. You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit. Get drunk, girl!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone, let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this? What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community,
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv. Did you know that, Hailey?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:44Paul?
00:49:44Oh, no.
00:49:54Oh.
00:49:57Oh, no.
00:50:02Why?
00:50:02No?
00:50:03No.
00:50:11Oh, no.
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:47wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you
00:51:02trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:08shouldn't trusted you and what about guacamole wizard what are you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:34dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:38i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:40hi mr opens so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:47well i've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:54and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:01stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family
00:52:11i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of
00:52:23what you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it
00:52:29i don't want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:36hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:51hey we're not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:57even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:15and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:43these
00:53:43lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:12prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's
00:54:20never reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just
00:54:25have
00:54:25to give him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very
00:54:29respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:50castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:56birthday you can tell haley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and
00:55:02tell the girl who you love you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:15welcome all the wizard
00:55:18mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48haley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened off all your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23look i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:38you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:49and but you're him you didn't expect her i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped it was yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:08you were always there for me
00:57:10you're really hot
00:57:12you're really hot
00:57:16hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20here we go
00:57:21here we go
00:57:25yeah
00:57:25yeah
00:57:26i'll take my clothes off
00:57:26you're getting there don't worry
00:57:28mm-hmm
00:57:31i'm so beyond you
00:57:32just beyond me
00:57:36i'm so beyond you
00:57:38oh
00:57:39oh
00:57:40oh
00:57:50okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10. yeah yeah would do again
00:57:57i'll get sex with sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly and i'll just i'll just
00:58:23find it there's always been lost behind it i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but the real question is do you get a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me a prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the show oh god please don't
00:58:52mention his name again i don't want to hear it yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:04i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought only the best for my princess where did you get that i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to
00:59:26wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47you call you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh you almost done in there you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:27what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:37uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:42for at least
01:00:4220 minutes 20 minutes 20 more minutes we're in there
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me i mean like
01:01:14who else would
01:01:15win right this is just the perfect moment oh my god that's
01:01:24alien cool it was fine
01:01:28what is this what is your dad
01:01:33hey uh
01:01:34most 10 minutes up no but who cares
01:01:47i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on
01:01:52everyone say it with me pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:03wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:23jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone you little
01:02:35you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh
01:03:30yeah no can do all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and
01:03:37a awesome
01:03:37sensei you moved oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02that you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept that
01:04:09i'll make my own path and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy prime
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my side that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:40i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:49you
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