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00:00Pakistan is closed, its airspace is flying through, it has become more dangerous than
00:03flying over Iran at the peak of the war, thanks to all the tires flying in the skies.
00:08Reportedly, after seeing some Pakistani guys go viral by flying tires in the air using
00:12diesel engines, the whole Pakistan has started doing that, causing diesel prices to soar
00:16higher than anywhere else in the world, despite there being a ceasefire between Iran and the
00:21US, facilitated by Pakistan.
00:24Our correspondent Sahil is joining us live from Islamabad.
00:27Hello Sahil, what's the situation there right now?
00:29Sharli, as you can see how dark it is around here, despite it being 2 in the afternoon.
00:35It is because the sky of Pakistan is filled with so many layers of tires, that not even
00:39a single ray of sunlight can pass through.
00:41Sahil, why are you not using your portable light?
00:44Sharli, I try to charge my light, but electricity is even rarer in Pakistan than their military's
00:50winds.
00:50I even tried to get a lamp, but no oil is available, so I had to go for the most
00:54common and cheapest
00:55option of lighting in Pakistan, and asked 2 Pakistani guys to continuously fire their AK-47,
01:01so I can use the light of its muzzle flash.
01:05Uh, Sahil, can't you find some other way, you're still not clearly visible.
01:09Sorry, Sharli, we all don't have the luxury to report from a well-lit, air-conditioned studio.
01:15Woah, let's all get personal, and tell us what the Pakistani government is doing to solve this tire problem.
01:20Sharli, the whole Pakistan government is busy attending to JD Vance, who has arrived in
01:24Pakistan for peace talks.
01:26And weirdly, the whole Pakistan is celebrating his arrival, running around singing,
01:31Chhote ab hua hai hai.
01:32But Sahil, if Pakistan's airspace is closed, how did JD Vance's jet land there?
01:36Sharli didn't.
01:37JD Vance's jet had to land across the border from Pakistan, from where PM Shaibhaar Sharif
01:42received him and brought him to Islamabad in his own car.
01:45And as always, Pakistan has turned even this adversity into an opportunity, as the fuel in
01:51Shaibhaar Sharif's car ran out on the way, so he filled his tank and got JD Vance to pay for
01:55it.
01:56We're just getting news as both the US and Iranian delegations have arrived in Islamabad for peace talks.
02:01Pakistani PM Shaibhaar Sharif has ordered the Pakistani air force to shoot down all the tires
02:05using their jets and clear the Islamabad skies.
02:08Sahil, what's the current situation there?
02:10Sharli, it looks like the flying tires are taking out more jets than the jets taking out tires.
02:16Air Vice Marshal of Pakistan Air Force Aurangzeb Ahmed is connecting with us.
02:20Mr Aurangzeb, we are getting news that you guys have lost 18 jets to tires launched from diesel engines.
02:25Is it true?
02:26As always, Indian media is spreading misinformation about Pakistan.
02:30I would like to clarify that losing 18 jets to flying tires is completely fake.
02:35We have only lost 16.
02:36And we have also shot down 38 tires.
02:39I don't see you reporting on that because Andeans can't digest Pakistan's success.
02:46Well, it looks like Mr Aurangzeb, Ahmed has left us and we are getting news that the Pakistani
02:51Air Force has given up on the operation.
02:53Due to being brutally defeated by the fire launchers, they have decided to use them as
02:57Pakistan's cutting-edge air defense system.
02:59And currently, they are installing them around Noor Khan base.
03:02And therefore, I have to show up on the floor, Kristen, and the Neighborhood of the Air Force.
03:02With a flat finish, I'll check out on those.
03:02If you want to move on the air force, you'll see.
03:02If you want to move.
03:02All right.
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