00:00Durandar The Revenge has crossed rupees 1000 crore worldwide in just 7 days and it is now
00:05officially the first Indian franchise with 2000 crore films.
00:08Both movies have earned so much that the Pakistan PM Shehbaz Sharif might now go to Adhya Prithar
00:13instead of the World Bank to secure a loan.
00:18Local Pakistanis are even claiming that Durandar was actually shot in Liyari during night time.
00:23And if that's true, it's not the first time India has shot in Pakistan while Pakistanis
00:29were sleeping tight.
00:31In another development, after Durandar 2, Pakistan has started a search operation for Indian
00:35spies.
00:36It's true.
00:37And so far, Pakistan has only found Rizwan that Hamza left behind.
00:44Among the Iran-Israel-US war, the Indian rupee has fallen the hardest.
00:49And at this point, Israel and Iran might start using the rupee instead of missiles because
00:54nothing is falling harder or sharper than the rupee.
00:59In Bengaluru, a man was booked for performing donuts and drifts with his Lamborghini.
01:04The lawyer of the accused argued it was the poor road conditions that caused the Lamborghini
01:08to do those stunts.
01:09And he got bailed.
01:11No jokes for this one folks, because who needs a joke when the Indian judiciary is there in
01:15its full glory?
01:17In his latest claim, Donald Trump has said that Iran wants him to be the next supreme
01:22leader.
01:22Iran has confirmed this.
01:24They just wanted Trump to take the job and kill himself.
01:28Amid fears of a fuel crisis due to the West Asia war, the government has called for an
01:32all-party meeting.
01:34All-party meeting?
01:35So, this was also an option?
01:38Then why do their spokespersons keep abusing each other on live TV just for our entertainment?
01:43Oh my god, our politicians even sacrificed their image just so we don't get bored.
01:47Foxy salutes them.
01:50Meanwhile, a man filled patrol into a water tanker amid shortage rumors.
01:54This is probably more patrol than the entire Gulf is producing right now.
01:59Countries whose ships are struck at the state of Hormuz are now queuing up outside his house.
02:05In another update, Indian beer producers have warned of possible shortages due to glass bottle
02:11and aluminium can supply issues caused by the war.
02:14And now, the same man is emptying petrol from his tanker to fill it with beer.
02:22In Vikaneir, a pian sat on a judge's chair and filmed a reel after which he was suspended
02:27and sent on vacation.
02:29And the pian is feeling even more like a judge now.
02:35In a first-of-its-kind case, a humanoid robot was taken into custody by Macau police after
02:40it allegedly harassed a woman on a public street.
02:43In another incident, a robot was seen engaging in a street quarrel with a human.
02:48This is scary because AI is now taking over the only jobs that the dumbest people on the
02:54planet had.
02:55Derry NCR dies.
02:58Kunal Kamra has shredded Ranveer Alabadia for milking the India's got latent controversy
03:03for clout.
03:04Ranveer is now reportedly asking himself, would you rather watch yourself getting thrashed
03:09every day or praise Congress once and stop it forever?
03:13OpenAI has finally shut its video generation platform Sora and just after it, Israel has
03:18also supported US ceasefire requests.
03:21Just so they can get the time to find a new AI app to generate Netanyahu's videos with.
03:28And finally, in a story of revenge, Indians after being victims for years have finally struck
03:35back.
03:36A group of people couldn't take it anymore and beat the shit out of a thar.
03:40They probably said, Ghayal hoon, isi liye ghatak hoon.
03:43It's gonna be themed in the first time.
03:44Bye.
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