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00:28Oh
00:35That's right sir, Marty biggins big three
00:40Traco Queen of York the reigning miss artichoke miss
00:45international car show the Traco Queen of York
00:55In case you missed it
00:57Here's what happened mere seconds before you started this video game
01:01Mama, they're about to announce the final contestant for the hook of mega money ultra-extreme date-o-rama
01:07And the next and final contestant for the hucka mega mighty ultra-extreme date-o-rama is
01:16Who named this show anyway?
01:18Say the name already. Oh, sorry
01:21Johnny Bravo
01:24Hello
01:24He said my name. He said my name. Oh, yeah, it's me Johnny B
01:29Listen up Johnny. Do you have any family?
01:33My mama
01:35What about friends if my friend you mean someone who won't leave me alone no matter how much I tell
01:40them to go away
01:40Then sure I got two of those
01:43Then by gum bring them out to the studio jiffy quick so we can play
01:47Hey, the hucka mega mighty ultra-extreme date-o-rama
01:52Wow, that was fast
01:55monorail the only way to try
02:00Yowza yowza yowza yowza
02:02Welcome to what promises to be a throw down battle of beef cake prawn cake and machismo
02:06So if you're hungry by the end of this don't forget the flocks before bedtime
02:10Because contrary to popular bleep gingivitis is not a turn-on boom ticka boom
02:20Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for big flavor
02:24That's right
02:25That's right
02:28Yeah, yeah, let's get to what we're shickling
02:32Let's genuflect for her royal highness the reigning miss treacle of york
02:58And spin the wheel so we can get going in the next day come on
03:15Let's play strike a pose
03:19It's not just a game, it's an adventure
03:37I hope you've stretched your calves because it's time to play strike a pose
03:42Now for you newbies simply watch your woman work it out then strike the same pose
03:47But keep an eye on the clock we don't have all day
03:53You know how you're not very good at this try getting some instructions from the pause menu
04:02Hot dog
04:07I'm saying
04:21I don't work it
04:24Hot dog
04:26Hot dog
04:27Hot dog
04:29Hot dog
04:30Hot dog
04:30Hot dog
04:31Hot dog
04:32Hot dog
04:39Maybe we could do this on our date.
04:44Five more seconds.
04:58I'm getting the vapors.
05:03Down to five.
05:15Maybe we could do this on our date.
05:21Five seconds.
05:23Ring the noise!
05:34They're working.
05:40Down to five.
05:42Slow and low, y'all.
05:53Maybe we could do this on our date.
05:58Five more seconds.
06:03Chalk that up as an issue.
06:09I wasn't even trying.
06:23Good to see you again.
06:25It's like we're dating.
06:28FYI, I don't rodeo dojo with just anyone.
06:32So don't judge me.
06:37Do I have sweet moves or what?
06:45That's whack.
06:56Go hard, Will.
06:58Go hard, Will.
06:59It's your birthday.
07:00Uh-huh.
07:02I like it, baby.
07:10Winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner.
07:19Winner!
07:19Oh!
07:20That sucks.
07:22That hurt.
07:23That could have gone better.
07:25I am killing it!
07:28Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game.
07:36No whammies, no whammies!
07:44Let's play Muscle Madness!
07:50That's not enough to game.
07:51It's an adventure.
07:53Let's play Muscle Madness!
08:07Let's play Muscle Madness!
08:11Well, what do you know?
08:13It's time for Muscle Madness!
08:15Choose a weight and do your stuff.
08:17Biggest total over three rounds is the winner.
08:19Get it, got it, good.
08:22You know how you're not very good at this?
08:24Try getting some instructions from the pause menu.
08:28These heels are killing me.
08:34I can do this.
08:35Here, ha!
08:43Work those belts.
08:49Whoa, mama!
08:51Watch it!
08:56Goals robbed!
08:59Dev props!
09:13Ooh, scared of you!
09:27Clean as a whistle!
09:29Clean as a whistle!
09:37Whoa, mama!
09:41Watch it!
09:46Not just a handsome stud.
09:48Although, that is a lot.
09:50Whoa!
09:52Whoa!
09:53Whoa!
09:56Whoa!
10:00Whoa!
10:01Whoa!
10:01Wait!
10:02Wait!
10:13Work those belts!
10:17Pretty man!
10:21Whoa, mama!
10:25Watch it!
10:26Whoa!
10:29Whoa!
10:29Whoa!
10:39What kind of childhood did you have?
10:42What kind of childhood did you have?
10:48Good to see you again!
10:50It's like we're dating!
10:53FYI, I don't video, dodo, dodo, dodo, and just anyone.
10:57So don't judge me.
11:02Word!
11:10Yeah, whatever.
11:20Holla, rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game.
11:29I'd like to buy a vowel.
11:31What?
11:32Oh, okay, sorry.
11:37Let's play Macho Man!
11:43It's not just a game, it's a adventure.
12:01You can best believe that it's time for Macho Man!
12:05So listen up. Grab a hammer, then whack the bell.
12:08Big hammers might look cool, but they're much harder to control.
12:11Winner is the stud with the highest combined total over three rounds.
12:16You do want to be Macho, don't you?
12:22You know how you're not very good at this?
12:24Try getting some instructions from the pause menu.
12:34Hmm, I pegged you for a light hammer kind of guy.
12:37Color me wrong!
12:56Power up!
13:02I had a feeling.
13:04Wow, so you literally are a swinger.
13:18Contender, right here, for better or worse.
13:25Oh, mama!
13:34Remember me?
13:35Remember me?
13:47Welcome back!
13:49Are you as excited as I am?
13:51If not, maybe you need to pause the game and get some caffeine.
13:56Or go to the bathroom.
14:01It's all in the box.
14:09That's whack.
14:21Go, Hard Will.
14:22Go, Hard Will.
14:23It's your birthday.
14:24Uh-huh.
14:27Back, baby.
14:28Back, baby.
14:34Work it out, Hard Will.
14:35It's Johnny time.
14:45Congratulations!
14:46I got you on the back when your hands were in the way.
14:51It's good to be me.
14:53Oh, yeah.
14:56Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game.
15:12Let's play Mouse in the House.
15:18You guys are in trouble now.
15:21You guys are in trouble now.
15:38Get out your buck teeth and giant ears.
15:41It's time for Mouse in the House.
15:44Keep your mice away from the chick.
15:47Let too many through and you lose.
15:57Just call me the coupon because I'm going to save you something big.
16:13You guys are getting some good cardio doing this.
16:21That looks fun.
16:24Let's go.
16:38You guys are getting some good cardio doing this.
16:44Shuffer and Shuck-a-Mouth.
16:55It's in the hole.
16:58That looks fun.
16:59Let's go.
17:00Let's go.
17:04Take that, you mouse.
17:06Let's go.
17:09I like that sound effect.
17:12Shuffer and Shuck-a-Mouth.
17:16Whisper and Shuck-a-En quelques- closely high school and Shuck-a-Mouth.
17:17the booze and Sponchi-a-Mouth.
17:19The booze and Junk-a-Mouth.
17:19It's in the hole.
17:24That looks fun.
17:27Haha.
17:28Yeah!
17:30Yeah.
17:30You guys are getting some good cardio doing this!
17:35Look at me! I love you!
17:38That looks fun!
17:40Hehehe! Here's to the up!
17:47Shuffering chukamouth!
17:49Take that, you...mouse...fini!
17:53You guys are getting some good cardio doing this!
18:00Go!
18:19We're back! And front! And back! And front! And back! And front! And back! And front! And front! And back!
18:25Oh! Sorry! My left nose!
18:34Yeah, boy!
18:41Do you have instant replay? Because I think the one guy cheated.
18:54I was getting mad by it!
18:56Oh, look!
18:58Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game!
19:06No whammies! No whammies!
19:14Let's play Cookie Chaos!
19:20That's not just a game, it's an adventure!
19:41If you're hankering for a hunk of sweets, then it must be time for Cookie Chaos!
19:46Deliver the cookies as close to the center of the target to win more points!
19:50Watch out for cats, dogs, leaky fire hydrants, and your rival!
19:55Oh, and try not to knock over any houses! Big deductions on that!
20:14I can already feel the tension mounting! Or my bow tie's too tight!
20:20Bada-bing, bada-boo!
20:24Bada-bing, bada-boo!
20:25Oh, mama!
20:27I hope he has a blog to process this!
20:34You throw, boy!
20:40Bada-bing, bada-boo!
20:42Bada-bing, bada-boo!
20:45You just need some practice!
20:48Coordination! Ever heard of it?
20:56I hate to have you as my paperboy!
21:02Don't get cocky! Remember, you're still you!
21:08Coordination! Ever heard of it?
21:11You growl, boy.
21:17Bada-bing, bada-boom.
21:29Sweet!
21:38Three-oh seconds, O.
21:42Oh, mama!
21:44Work those belts!
21:59Welcome back!
22:01Are you as excited as I am?
22:03If not, maybe you can pause the game and get some caffeine.
22:07Or go to the bathroom.
22:13It's all in the box.
22:14Hurry!
22:21That's whack!
22:32Oh, heartwheels! Come in, heartwheels!
22:38Oh, heartwheels! Come in, heartwheels!
22:52Oh, heartwheels!
22:56Congratulations!
22:57I got you on the back if your hands were in the way.
23:01Oh, yeah! I rocked it!
23:05Oh, yeah!
23:08It's all you, Miss Treacle!
23:10It's all you, Miss Treacle!
23:11Press the button and spin the wheel so we can get going in the next game!
23:15Come on!
23:19I like a bio-bowl!
23:21I like a bio-bowl!
23:21What?
23:23Okay, sorry.
23:28Let's play flower-bowl!
23:32Let's play flower-bowl!
23:33You guys are in trouble now!
23:52It's time to bring out your LL Cool Game
23:55for a little competition we like to call Flower Power.
23:59Pick only the flowers the chick likes.
24:01Winner is the stud with the biggest difference
24:04between good and bad flowers.
24:06Beware of the bees and the bumps from your rival.
24:14I like flowers that have something to say.
24:17Like, I am a flower.
24:18Hear me bloom.
24:20Not the flower talk.
24:22I'm not crazy.
24:23Ask my psychiatrist.
24:27I hate flowers that think they're better than me.
24:30I say, if you have an attitude problem,
24:32take it up with a tree, honey.
24:33Then you'll see who's better than who.
24:38Let's get the pick-a-waiting.
24:43Booyah!
24:47Man!
24:49I've seen dirty diapers with more chutzpah.
24:53I'm liking me some man-watching.
25:02I'll pop that.
25:06Go, Johnny!
25:07Go, Johnny!
25:07Go!
25:09Yeah, whatever.
25:12I am so mean.
25:143-0 seconds, O.
25:22Now isn't this more fun
25:24than buying them at the market
25:26and cheaper even?
25:44Only ten more seconds
26:11Welcome back. Are you as excited as I am?
26:15If not, maybe you can pause the game to get some caffeine.
26:19Or go to the bathroom.
26:25Do I have sweet food?
26:27What?
26:33That's wet.
26:43Works for me.
26:44Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game.
26:53Hey, Mama, did we get one of these for our house?
26:56No?
26:57We'll talk later.
27:00Let's play Food Fight!
27:05Let's talk about the game.
27:07It's a adventure.
27:23My imaginary stomach is growling, which could only mean it's time for Food Fight!
27:31Grab food from the conveyor and throw it at your foe.
27:34Watch you don't hit other diners, though, as they might hit back.
27:37Winner is the last stud standing.
27:40Easy peasy!
27:42Did I just say easy peasy?
27:45Where's my life coach when I need her?
27:59Water alert!
28:01Water alert!
28:01Just stay away from the outlets!
28:03Water alert!
28:08That's going to be a long ride home.
28:12Maybe we should have handed out raincoat.
28:14going to be a large one.
28:37Come on!
28:38Come on!
28:42Come on!
28:43Water alert! Just stay away from the outlets!
28:50You clowning now!
28:53I'll holler at you later!
29:07You're lucky this is a game!
29:12I'll holler at you later!
29:18Boys and food...
29:20They both make me so...
29:23Really, I don't have issues with either!
29:41Welcome back!
29:42Are you as excited as I am?
29:44If not, maybe you can pause the game to get some caffeine!
29:49I'll go to the bathroom!
29:55Let's see what has made better like that!
30:02That's whack!
30:14Go hard, Will! Go hard, Will! It's your birthday!
30:17Uh-huh!
30:17Go hard!
30:19Are you there?
30:26Winner, winner, winner, winner, winner!
30:28Winner!
30:37Congratulations!
30:38I got you on the back when your hands weren't in the way!
30:43Oh, yeah! I rocked it!
30:46Oh, yeah!
30:49It's all you, Miss Treacle!
30:52Press the button and spin the wheel
30:54so we can get going in the next game!
30:56Come on!
31:09Let's play Take Out The Track!
31:15You guys are in trouble now!
31:35Either someone didn't use deodorant, or it's time to take out the trash!
31:41Toss the trash to the right trash can.
31:43Important! Make sure it's the right one or points will go missing.
31:47The best recycler takes the trash tiara!
31:57Are you sure this is a game, but it sounds like a chore!
32:02It's about time!
32:05It's so bad!
32:07Coordination! Ever heard of it?
32:11Diss and Dismiss!
32:15Kinda close, though!
32:18You knew it was sadly!
32:20You could get me all G and Diss family!
32:26G with a double key!
32:27G with a double key!
32:30It's that easy!
32:32Okay, this is wrong!
32:35Use your smarts!
32:44Not a good choice!
32:48Thanks, Mama!
32:49What?
32:51That was bad!
32:55Only ten more seconds!
32:57Airball!
33:00Seriously, lack of skill is no excuse for refuse!
33:06Use your smarts!
33:23To be continued...
33:23Welcome back!
33:24Are you as excited as I am?
33:26If not, maybe you need to pause the game to get some caffeine!
33:31Or go to the bathroom!
33:36Word!
33:44Do you have instant replay?
33:45Because I think the one guy cheated!
33:48I think the one guy cheated!
33:54Carla!
33:55Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game!
34:04Hey, Mama! Can we get one of these for our house?
34:07No?
34:08We'll talk later!
34:11Let's play Strike-A-Pose!
34:14Let's play Strike-A-Pose!
34:15It's not just a game!
34:17It's a adventure!
34:32I hope you've stretched your calves because it's time to play Strike-A-Pose!
34:38Now, for you newbies, simply watch your woman work it out, then strike the same pose!
34:43But keep an eye on the clock we don't have all day!
34:47I hope you've stretched your calves because it's time to play Strike-A-Pose!
34:52Maybe we could do this on our date!
34:57You'd make a great twister, partner!
35:11Hot dog!
35:12Hot dog!
35:16Down to five!
35:18I'm almost embarrassed to be the host!
35:30I'm getting the vipers!
35:35Five more seconds!
35:37Contender!
35:38Right here!
35:39For better or worse!
35:48Maybe we could do this on our date!
35:53Down to five!
36:06What?
36:07I'm working!
36:11Five more seconds!
36:14I knew we should have made this game harder!
36:25Maybe we could do this on our date!
36:30Down to five!
36:35I can't do that!
36:36Congratulations! That was lame! Really lame!
36:57Welcome back! Are you as excited as I am?
37:00If not, maybe you can pause the game to get some caffeine.
37:05Or go to the bathroom.
37:10It's all in the box.
37:18That's whack.
37:29Oh, Hartwheel! Come in, Hartwheel!
37:41Winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner!
37:51Oh!
37:52That must have hurt.
37:54That's what you're talking about, Choppy. Works for me!
38:00Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game.
38:08Whammy! Whammy!
38:10Whammy! Whammy!
38:15Whammy!
38:16Let's play food fight!
38:21That's not just a game.
38:22It's a pleasure.
38:37My imaginary stomach is growling, which could only mean it's time for food fight!
38:45Grab food from the conveyor and throw it at your foe.
38:48Watch you don't hit other diners, though, as they might hit back.
38:51Winner is the last stud standing.
38:53Easy peasy!
38:56Did I just say easy peasy?
38:59Where's my life coach when I need her?
39:14Water alert!
39:15Just stay away from the outlets!
39:17Good luck that this is a game!
39:22I'll holler at you later!
39:26Good luck that this is a game!
39:29Good luck that this is a game!
39:34Not the honey!
39:36Not that it matters!
39:40That was just luck!
39:43Boys and boo!
39:45They both make me boo!
39:47Really, I don't have issues with either!
39:52I am so not liking this!
39:58I am so not liking this!
39:58Not the honey!
40:00Not that it matters!
40:00That was just luck!
40:05I'll holler at you later!
40:08I am so not liking this!
40:10...
40:14Rock it off later!
40:16Augh!
40:20Not the honey!
40:22Not that it matters!
40:24The water!
40:25Augh!
40:44Good to see you again! It's like we're dating!
40:48FYI, I don't rodeo-dodo with us anyway.
40:52So don't judge me.
40:57Ha! Let's see, what is name better like that?
41:05That's whack!
41:16Go, Hartwell! Go, Hartwell! It's your birthday!
41:20Uh-huh!
41:20What?
41:22I like it, baby!
41:30Winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner!
41:40Congratulations! I bet you're on the back if your hands were in the way!
41:46It's good to be me.
41:48I'm killing it!
41:51Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game!
41:59Woo-whammies, woo-whammies!
42:01Woo-whammies, woo-whammies!
42:07Let's play mouse in the house!
42:12That's not just a game!
42:14It's a adventure!
42:29Get out your buck teeth and giant ears!
42:33It's time for mouse in the house!
42:36Keep your mice away from the chick!
42:38Let too many through, and you lose!
42:48I'd say something witty right now, but they don't pay me enough!
42:53It's in the hole!
42:56Shuffering Chuckamouth!
42:58It's in the hole!
43:02Ha-ha-ha-ha!
43:03He's to the up!
43:21Ha ha!
43:23Yeah!
43:27Shuffering shuckermouth!
43:30Take that, you mouse!
43:38It's in the hole!
43:42You guys are getting some good cardio doing this!
43:51Sorry, Boo Boo Kitty.
43:54That looks fun!
43:56Well done!
43:58That's the sound of one mouth clapping.
44:03You guys are getting some good cardio doing this!
44:09Shuffering shuckermouth!
44:11It's in the hole!
44:16Remember me?
44:19Shuffering shuckermouth!
44:27I like to sound play!
44:32Shuffering shuckermouth!
44:48Good job, huh?
44:49Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, pat on the back.
45:01We're back and front and back and front and back and front and back.
45:07Oh, sorry, my left toe.
45:16Do I have sweet moves or what?
45:24That's whack.
45:35Oh, Hartwheel. Come in, Hartwheel.
45:40Bye, Cyclices, baby.
45:48Work it out, Hartwheel. It's Johnny time.
45:59Congratulations! I've got you on the back of your handwork anyway.
46:05It's good to be me.
46:12Rather than go on about you, let's press the button so we can find out our next game.
46:18Oh, whammies, whammies.
46:28Let's play Muscle Madness.
46:34You guys are in trouble now.
46:52Well, what do you know? It's time for Muscle Madness.
46:56Choose a weight and do your stuff.
46:58Biggest total over three rounds is the winner.
47:00Get it, got it, good.
47:09I'm not surprised.
47:18Work those doubts.
47:26Oh, mama.
47:28Watch it.
47:29Oh, mama.
47:34Ha-ha!
47:37Dev props!
47:50Ooh! Scared of you!
48:05Clean as a whistle!
48:14Watch it!
48:16Whoa, mama!
48:18That's what I'm talking about!
48:21Watch it!
48:40Big hair, big weight!
48:58Work those doubts!
49:04Pretty man!
49:26Good to see you again! It's like we're dating!
49:31FYI, I don't rodeo do-do with just anyone!
49:35So don't judge me!
49:40It's all in the box!
49:48That's whack!
50:03It's all you, Miss Creacle!
50:05Press the button and spin the wheel so we can get going to the next game!
50:10Come on!
50:15No whammies, no whammies!
50:23Let's play Flower Power!
50:28It's not just a game!
50:30It's an adventure!
50:46It's time to bring out your LL Cool Game for a little competition we like to call Flower Power!
50:52Pick only the flowers the chick likes.
50:56Winner is the stud with the biggest difference between good and bad flowers.
51:00Beware of the bees and the bumps from your rival.
51:08I like flowers that have something to say, like, I am a flower, hear me bloom!
51:14Not the flower talk, I'm not crazy, ask my psychiatrist.
51:21I hate flowers that think they're better than me.
51:24I say, if you have an attitude problem, take it up with a tree, honey, then you'll see who's better
51:29than who.
51:32Let's get the pick-a-lay-ting!
51:39Now, isn't this more fun than buying them at the market?
51:43And cheaper even.
51:50Chop that up as an issue.
51:54Pick a little, pull a little, pick a little, pull a little, pop, pop, pop, pick a lot, pick a
51:58little more.
51:59Oh, mama.
52:02Go, Johnny, go, Johnny, go!
52:123-0 seconds-o.
52:16I'm so me.
52:19Now, isn't this more fun than buying them at the market and cheaper even?
52:31Man!
52:33Only ten more seconds.
52:35Ooh!
52:36That's going to leave a mark.
52:39Booyah!
52:43Oh, mama!
52:47Did I win, huh? Did I win?
52:48I'm coming for you, my little beauty queen!
53:05We're back and front and back and front and back and front and front.
53:10Oh, sorry. My left nose.
53:19It's all of a mark.
53:37Good job!
53:38Remember when you were hanging out three steps ago? I didn't think much of you.
53:42But now...
53:45Who are you again?
53:48What's the opposite of loser?
53:50That would be Johnny Bravo!
53:54Congratulations!
53:56It's good being me.
53:59As treacle queen of York, I offer you your dream date.
54:03Johnny Bravo!
54:06You're like a young Hollywood couple. Issues and all.
54:10Ready for a blonde-a-thon!
54:13I hope you're in the muscles, because that's how I roll.
54:20Dinner at a fancy restaurant.
54:22Oh, to be young and on a date with the treacle queen of York.
54:35You might want to save some for her.
54:41I guess it would help to live within your means.
54:52Dish pan hands aren't the worst way to end an evening.
54:56Believe you me.
55:13We didn't even get to the part where she rubs my feet.
55:17Okay, that was just kind of wrong.
55:20Sorry we don't have a consolation prize for you, Johnny.
55:22But, like they say in show business, don't let the door hit you where the dog should have hit you.
55:29Thanks for coming by and playing the huck-a-mega-mighty-altre-extreme date-a-rama.
55:34I've had fun talking to you without having to listen to you talk back.
55:38Let's do it again real soon.
55:42Maybe I'll see you in your dreams.
55:44All of you.
55:45Trust me, there's enough of me to put the Sandman out of business.
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